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[nancy-birch]

Harlots Insults and Expressions, Part 7

You got a spark in your throat tonight.

We’re a five headed beast now. You just tell us when to roar. 

We’ll stab out her eyes with a moldy old post. 

Throw her in a slurry pit. Step on her head. 

Could always get the King’s elephant to sit on her. -Shit on her!

You’d make a good match. You could sing hymns together before humping.

Twittering turd.

You insolent bollock bag!

She spends her days tuft hunting.

What hell broth do you spew?

Virtue is a hindrance to a woman. 

I always follow my heart and live in penury for it.

I was held and beaten by a pack of wank-handed fops.

Last I saw, she was spinning lies into gold.

You lumpen, feeble-minded dolts!

Stay away from him or I’ll throw you in a poxy sack. 

I swear I will choke this farrow-eating sow to death.

Culls come to brothels for something warmer and wetter than bread.

Soon I’ll be dead, and you will still be more putrid than I. 

My belly’s as empty as a leper’s coin cup.

This is the same diabolical fuckery you rescued me from. 

Grief comes in great gusts to blow you down. 

The wealthy stick together like pig’s cheeks in molasses. 

We use to say the midwife had thrown away the baby and kept the afterbirth. You were so unsightly, fit only for rough usage.  

Don’t be fooled by my dainty size. Any trouble, I’ll flay your face off.

His breath’s like burning rags, but he tips in gold.

I heard you were in posh rooms up on Swallow Street with a maid to sew pearls in your muff-hair.  

[sphynxnightmare]

Harlots Discord RP

So I'm a sucker and I love rp too much. If anyone would be interested in joining a Hulu Harlots RP Discord please reblog this and if enough people are interested, I will make one!

However I will have to add this: While I have no issue with one person playing two or even three canon characters, I know there are multiple people out there playing the same canon characters. So if this discord happens, I'll make a list of canon characters and volunteers for each role will be on a first come, first serve basis UNLESS you wish to discuss it amongst yourselves over the roles. We can't have five Nancy's and three Lucy's, it just ain't gonna work. Anyway I'm happy to do this so please let me know!

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[sphynxnightmare]

Is "The Birch" just Nancy's ultimate form?

Monsters of Crypt TV

The Thing In The Apartment

The Birch

Aponi

The Look-See

The ‘Wolf’

Kinderfanger

Mira Mira

Mordeo

[hailbabel]

(@nancy-birch continued from here.)

Isabella wasn’t allowed much more time to second-guess herself as her hand was still aloft when the door swung open. She offered a polite smile and let herself be led inside by the arm. She was so focused on that brief touch that she was quite oblivious to anything going on around her. Her focus was on Nancy alone. What little she did notice of the house was spare, but cozy, and very… Well, very Nancy.

Isabella nearly declined the gin, but thought better of it. She needed something to steady her nerves. Taking a sip, she fought the urge to wrinkle her nose at the resinous taste.

Even with the help of gin, Isabella couldn’t quite master herself and didn’t trust her voice to speak. Instead she looked into her teacup, noting how the cups were mismatched and she had been given the prettier one. It was of unusually fine porcelain with violets printed along the outside. Isabella fingered the design and wondered how Nancy had got hold of such a fine piece. Not that Nancy couldn't own fine things. Of course she could. Was it rude to assume she wouldn't?

Isabella chastised herself internally. Thankfully, she was saved from her internal monologue about teacups when Nancy struck up a conversation about Sophia.

"Faster than…?" Isabella laughed lightly. Nancy did have a way with words. Once upon a time she might have found that unmannerly phrase disagreeable, but a year of frequenting the Wells house had changed her perspective. Now she only regretted not having anything witty to say in return.

"I'm delighted, of course," Isabella said, thinking of their brief encounter on the stairs. "Even if things have changed a bit." Isabella didn't think she could stand confessing her darkest secret to another person so soon, but it was clear that Sophia was not a child anymore. She was a young woman with all her own thoughts and feelings, and she would need to know the truth, eventually. The whole truth.

"Ah, but forgive me," she continued. "It isn't for her." Isabella looked sheepishly down at the box she had been clutching with her free hand. She had been excited when the idea first struck her, but now she wasn't so sure. Picking gifts for someone was an intimate gesture, and she wondered if she really knew Nancy's tastes well enough to do so.

Not that it mattered. There was no turning back. "The box is actually for you. I couldn't very well show up empty-handed." Isabella pressed the box into Nancy's hands, letting her own touch linger. She chanced a brief glance into Nancy's eyes to judge her reaction before pulling away, folding her hands in her lap. "I hope you like it."

[wellscharlotte]

Introducing

Charlotte Wells...

Charlotte Wells is Margaret’s eldest daughter – fashionable and beautiful, a London celebrity and ‘the meteor of the hour.’ She is a fiery and rebellious spirit who cannot buckle down to obey her keepers – so her relationships are all short lived.

[lazynewruc]

Ladyharlot S3

I’m trying to keep my expectations realistic for them despite bigging Ladyharlot up.

Things I hope we get:

• a morning after scene in one of their bedrooms

• some clarity on how they made up after S2, or them making up if that hasn’t already happened

• Charlotte having some kind of relationship with Sophia

• I’m assuming Charlotte will still be seeing culls, I wouldn’t mind a bit of jealously from LF if so

•tbf I just want a decent amount of screen time for them together (Charlotte is the main character so will get loads anyway)

• Also plenty of Amelia and violet as we haven’t seen them in the trailer

Things I don’t want:

• Any of them to die

[nancy-birch]

Yessss- we need to start a “Seeking Harlot Muses” campaign!

I NEED THE TAGS TO START WORKING FOR ME SO I CAN SCREAM INTO THE TAGS THAT WE NEED MORE PEOPLE TO JOIN IN OR LIKE MAYBE WE DON`T AND WE CAN JUST ROLEPLAY ALL THE CHARACTERS TOGETHER? @nancy-birch

[harlotwells]

Message me if you want to join! For now only Charlotte Wells is taken <3

[hcrlotwells-blog]

❝ 𝕴 𝖆𝖒 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖙𝖔 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊

𝖔𝖗 𝖇𝖊 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖉. ❝

[nancy-birch]

Harlots Insults and Expressions, Part 4

cw: contains archaic sex worker slurs, execution by hanging

Only one of us need kiss the rope and you know it. 

I want to see her legs cavort when she hangs.

She should be butchered in her bed.

Well, you're a little powderkeg.

There is more than one way to bleed a sow.

At liberty to fuck yourself into an early grave.

Lick your wounds, be the phoenix, rise.

Is it the powder or have you seen a ghost? 

You threw me to her like a piece of scrag and you will answer for it.

Your story will be pitched into a midden and you along with it like the dung worm that you are.

Some parasites bring ruin on their hosts. 

Well, lick my split... 

Why don't you slink back home to your slippery ma? 

When a man has dumped a corpse he must expiate his sins. 

Pious cant. 

Your scruples can console you when you're twitching in the noose. 

Some men feel their lust as hate. 

Once your conscience peels away, you'll find you can do anything. 

I'll pound you to tripe, you worthless grunt! 

This is the manufacture of your green-eyed soul. 

She plays you like a tinker's fiddle. 

It's been brewing like a hurricane. Now it breaks.  

Well, fuck my old boots. 

Who put the sour plum up your arse? 

He gave her a month of clink for scratching her muff in the street. 

Your mother vexes me sore. 

Go fuck a flogging post. 

The man is thick with gin. 

What in the name of Saint Cock? 

This Justice is a ramrod; straight as a gunshot. 

Sent me away like I was rag and bone. 

Poor man suffers her like scrofula.

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[trinasleeps]

hey trina! Harlots HQ is an original character roleplay based off of the Hulu series, Harlots. We are a mature, literate, appless roleplay that focuses on character development and exploration of the lives of sex workers in 18th century London. We are now accepting applications! Could we please get a shoutout? Thank you so much, have a lovely day!

check out this dedicated rp!

[following-the-drum]

Tagged by @ladycibia I AM SO SORRY THIS GOT LOST IN MY FEED.... AAAAAAH O.O

Answer 30 questions and tag 10 people you want to know better

I tag: @calamity-bean, @colliej, @oooh-a-quarter, @harlots-on-hulu, @beatriceinmessina, @mschips, @creepywarleggan, @spacedadpiccard @fancierwease, @middletonmarkle, @wolfwars, @marieduplessis it’s 12 but ehhhh two off whateves!

Nickname(s): is there a nickname for Anna? Ummm, Annabanana... Um shortstack... Smalls... 

Gender: female

Sign : Leo

Height : 4′11″

Current time : 2:53 AM (PST)

Favourite band(s): OOoh This changes like often at the moment I’m really digging Panic! At the Disco

Favourite Solo artist(s): Kimbra gets a good shout out here cause she is bad ass!

Song stuck in my head :Despacito/Shape of You performed by Pentatonix

Last movie I saw : Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day (an absolute treat and delight one of my period piece guilty pleasures)

Last serie I watched : Harlots (Hulu) ((Seriously go check it out! It is the best damn show out there! THE BEST!!!!)

When I created my blog : This one well up until a week or two ago it was a RP Blog that I re-purposed into a fandom blog because I need one and so I don’t know what date to put so I will put the most recent one because yeah... I wanna say July 26? Maybe the 25th? I have been on tumblr far far longer though (2009?) 

What do I post: Shitpost, um edits, and... fandom crack!

Last thing I googled : Sebastian Armesto’s height.... Apparently no one knows... The latest episode had me wondering at what height he stood at... (DOES ANYONE KNOW?)

Do I have any other blog : God don’t ask.... they are all RP Characters...

Do I get ask: Not really (My Inbox is so sad there isn’t even moths... or spiderwebs it is the void)

Why did I choose my url: Because I love Betsey’s song at the end of the first episode of Harlots! You can listen to an amazing Cover I found here on Youtube.

Following : over 300.... (Facepalm) Most are non active... deactivated.... or RP characters...

Followed by : Lovely people! 

Average hours of sleep : Average? I have no average... some nights 12 others 3... so I guess that makes 4?

Instrument: is my own and I keep it so still..........

What I’m wearing: PJs 

Dream job: In my dreams I’m usually running so... (All Joking aside I would love to be a food critic that travels the globe trying amazing food and meeting even more amazing people!)

Fav food; This Three Enchilada dish you get at a local restaurant, the whole thing is made from scratch and cooked with Abuela’s recipes! The whole thing is spiced so perfectly and you feel so snug after eating and a nap is perfect afterwards! Seriously it is the best food! The whole menu is perfection. 

Last book: I read The Last Jedi novel... It was good helped fill in the gaps but... I don’t have as much for reading as I do writing!

Top 3 universe I want to join : Is there any universes where I might actually be ok given that I am a woman? Um... if I’m myself no change in Race (Alien species/Elf so on) 

The Hayao Miyazaki film universe, that food looks so amazing Skirts are flowy and so is your hair.

The Barbie movie Universe (all the truly bad people get their comeuppance and their outfits are lit.... (wow I’m so sleep deprived)) 

Discworld! need I say more? (I’ve only read like two books, Hogfather and Going Postal) I just suck at reading... (I’m an excellent reader I just need to not be on Tumblr as much in order to read... ) However what I have experienced of Discworld I would love to live there!

[nightsistcrs]

Harlots HQ is an original character roleplay based off of the Hulu series, Harlots. We are a mature, literate, appless roleplay that focuses on character development and exploration of the lives of sex workers in 18th century London. Hey Sonny! Could we please get a shoutout?

An RP around sex work? Love this concept already! Although the text was a little small for me to read, the plot looks great! SHOUTOUT!

[wellscharlotte]

Starter call for Charlotte Wells! Like or reblog this post for a starter!