#haqueuoki

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Hey Author!! Could I have a HC on how would the guys react if they tripped and fell in front of their s/o in public? Who would be very nonplussed, chill, embarrassed or angry about it? Oh my, I feel so bad

Hahahah, no need to feel bad! As an author, or at least a writer, I’m a sadomasochist.

Chill: Sanan, Iba. Oh dear, they must have tripped on something. How uncharacteristically clumsy of them. At least they’re fine and you’re worried about them, right? They consider it an honor to bask in your concern and attention. (Sanan in particular might have done it on purpose just to gauge your reaction.)

Laughs it off: Harada, Nagakura, Sakamoto. Sure, they’re a bit embarrassed and all, but they’ve survived way worse than this. They’ll just feign injury to get you to care for them, but they’ll do it in such an obviously exaggerated way that you can’t help but laugh. Then the spirits will be lifted and they’re back in business, baby.

Pretends nothing happened… but they’re blushing: Hijikata, Okita, Saito, Souma. They just pick themselves up as soon as you ask if they’re okay and keep moving to avoid public scrutiny. If you try to talk to them about it, they’ll just avoid eye contact and insist they’re fine. You’ll pick up on the “don’t mention that” vibe pretty quick.

Would like to die: Heisuke, Yamazaki. They’re absolutely mortified and their confidence will be materially damaged for the rest of the day. You’d better give them some TLC and try not to mention it so they can forget all about it and move on with their lives. Maybe an evening spent relaxing with some alcohol is in order?

Tell anyone about this and I’m breaking up with you: Kazama. Nothing happened, do you understand? You saw nothing. Kazama has never tripped and fallen in his life. You must have been seeing things. Are you sure you didn’t fall and hit your head?

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Chizuru: ...I can find us some supplies, if you two can manage not to kill one another while I'm gone.

Kazama: We're not children.

Chizuru: *hesitates, but leaves*

Heisuke: Eat shit and die.

Kazama: Yes, fuck you too.

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Hey Alley! Referring to your previous HC about fangirling, I have another HC request: it’s the other way round. How would those hakuouki boys react to their s/o being celebrities and being surrounded by crazy fanboys/girls? Who will be the most insecure about it? Who will be the more understanding type that it’s their jobscope or who will literally become super possessive?

Oh man, interesting! Dating a celebrity, hmm…

Either quit your job or take me with you everywhere: Okita, Sanan, Iba, Kazama. Even if they understand why you can’t spend more time with them, they don’t understand why you’re trying to juggle them with your career. Either they should come first, or you should just leave them and focus on your dreams, since trying to do both at once leaves them feeling neglected and jealous and generally resentful.

I don’t like this very much but it’s your life: Hijikata, Saito, Harada, Nagakura, Yamazaki. These are the guys who want to travel with you as much for their peace of mind as your own, and who, if they can’t, like daily video calls to hear how you’re doing. They do get protective on occasion and don’t fully understand your drive to withstand the insanity that is your job, but they do love you more than they hate the fact that they don’t get to see you as often as they like. For you, they can even handle the occasional puff of hate wafting their way from crazy fans.

This is kind of inconvenient but I support you: Heisuke, Souma, Sakamoto. They travel with you when possible and, in some cases, go to your events as fans to cheer you on. Of course they wish they could spend more time with you, but they don’t hold it against you since that’s just the way your job is. They’ve adapted their lives to yours as best they can, and are willing to do what they can to support you, even if that’s just trying to be a stabilizing influence in a hectic world.

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Fanfic Trope Preferences

Tagged by @impracticaldemon, sort of! (I’m assuming this is talking about writing and not reading. My reading preferences are different in some cases.)

slowburn or love at first sight

fake dating or secretly dating

enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers

“oh no, there’s only one bed,” or long distance correspondence

hurt/comfort or amnesia

fantasy au or modern au

mutual pining or domestic bliss

smut or fluff

canon-compliant/missing scenes or fix-it  

alternate universe or future fic

oneshot or multichapter

kid fic or road trip fic

reincarnation or character death

arranged marriage or accidental marriage

high-school romance or middle-aged romance

time travel or isolated together

neighbors or roommates

sci-fi au or magic au

bodyswap or genderbend

angst or crack

apocalyptic or mundane

I’m seriously out-of-touch with this community at this point, so I don’t really know who my fellow writers even are at this point… but if you are one of them, please do it and say I tagged you! I want to know!

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’tis the season for shitty valentines, so…

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My beautiful queen Alley,,, given their Eastern bg, who out of the Hakuouki boys would read Machiavelli's The Prince? Why would they? Why not? Who would enjoy it? Who would hate every moment but keep at it?

Oh my! I’m swooning at such praise, but I’m afraid I’m unworthy of the throne. I personally have never read Machiavelli’s The Prince, so I can’t… really… speak to how anyone else would or wouldn’t read it either. That said, I at least looked up the Wikipedia breakdown as to what it’s about, so… here’s my (most likely inaccurate) take:

Would read and enjoy: Hijikata, Saito, Sanan, Kazama. “Enjoy” is a strong word for the first three but they’d all appreciate reading about alternate perspectives and considering their implications, how they might be applied or disregarded, et cetera. And then there’s Kazama, who would unironically agree with and approve of the methods described.

Would read and hate: Nagakura, Iba, Souma, Sakamoto. And it’d take Nagakura and Souma in particular quite some time to read it, but they’d struggle through for the sake of gaining knowledge (Nagakura being a closet politics buff). The thing is, they’d all hate it, regarding it as archaic and/or irrelevant, and certainly not the way they’d prefer to run a country.

Would not read: Okita, Harada, Heisuke, Yamazaki. Why would they bother? It’s not like they’re ignorant of politics as a whole, but they’re not really into abstract theories and strategies so much as hands-on action and/or immediately relevant information. Translating across cultures and time periods isn’t high on their priority list.

Sorry I couldn’t do more…

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Harada: …no, can’t say I have.

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I don’t know what the surprise was but you can’t tell me they didn’t have this conversation at some point

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now that’s a date Harada can get behind

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Chizuru isn’t sure whether that’s a compliment or not

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high drama among the idiot trio

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hear that? it’s the sound of everyone in the Shinsengumi facepalming at the prospects of integrating Itou’s faction

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if you don’t think this is a thing Shiranui would do, you’re wrong

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so much for getting up early…

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Hehe.. 28,29,30 for saito please

Talk about your fetishes.

I don’t keep any. I’m not particularly religious, although I do try to hold myself to a high standard of respect for others’ habits.

Talk about what turns you on.

What interests me? Swords and their smiths, as well as their history. In fact, history in general intrigues me, even if I don’t consider myself especially educated. I’ve simply heard that it tends to repeat itself, so perhaps… by looking to the past, one might be able to gain some insight into the future.

Talk about what turns you off.

There are several traits in others that may bother me, but the worst is irresponsibility—more precisely, the refusal to accept the consequences for one’s actions. If people cannot accept the reality of their situation, then they have no business living in this world.

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from Chizuru to Okita, how high are you on the passive-aggressive scale