#happy stabbing ceasar day

[obaewankenope]

Ceasar your whining, it's just an et tu Brute day

[vaor]

[soroperry]

HAPPY IDES OF MARCH!!!!!!!

STABS YOU STABS YOU STABS YOU STABS YOU STABS YOU STABS YOU STABS YOU STABS YOU STABS YOU STABS YOU STABS Y-

[adjacentderulo2014]

I think 1 day will be enough for this one tumblr

[dreamfilleddonuts]

In honor of Happy Stab Ceasar Day, let me tell you about when we read the Shakespeare play about the event in the 10th grade.

When we got to the senate scene, our English teacher separated us into three teams to act it out, and we would vote on the best one. I got put on the team with the class clown, and he was our Ceasar. Everything was, at first, going normally. Until it was time for "Et tu, Brute?" He lunged forward, grabbed our Brutus by the shoulders and said it as overdramatically as he could. He then grabbed his cardboard dagger and stabbed HIMSELF with it.

As he laid on our classroom floor, he kept going into death "spasams". I was our Cassius, and I had to wait for him to stop. At one point he interrupted me and said "I'm not dead yet!" like we were on Monty fucking Python, and then I finally was allowed to go.

We lost to the team that brought us into a modern AU set in the depression era in a small southern town but otherwise played it straight. Our classroom clearly had terrible taste.

[mysticfemme]

I ALMOST MISSED THE IDES OF MARCH

[stars0and0stuff]

This is literally my roman empire

feeling sick to my stomach about hugh putting mads's hand on the small of his back

slightly drawing themselves together vision's blirring

[alana-alana-alana]

🗡️ Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2069 slutty slutty years. 🗡️

Happy Stab a Politician Day!

[myrandomteenwolfbullshit]

Stiles: Happy international Let's all Stab Ceasar day. Peter: That is not a real holiday. Stiles: Watch it or it'll become Let's all Stab Peter day. Peter: You're ridiculous.

[m-u-n-c-h-y]

Happy Stab Ceasar Day, Fallout Community! May we all take a 9-iron to that bitch's head 🙏

[fangirlingatthreeam]

It took too long to find this post, but I'll be DAMNED if I didn't find the stabbed Ceasar for the Ides of March this year.

Anyway, any day is a good day to murder your least favorite politician with your friends, but today is an especially good day!

Happy Stabbing!

[obaewankenope]

IDES! IDES! IDES! IDES!

[teto-spotted]

HAPPY IDES OF MARCH TETO SHOULD STAB CEASAR

This MADE ME REALIZE I MISSED CEASER DAY OH MY GOD,NNOOOOOOOOO

[whatareyoueventalkingabout]

I get it now!! (Thank you wonderous tumblr people in my messages! (: ) Happy stab Ceasar day!! 🎉🗡️ (My photoshopping is bad, but I had fun. (: )

- Xoxo Tristful ☁️

[dragon-spaghetti]

It's the day of Ceasar's big stabbing! 🔪 🗡

OMG ALREADY????? HAPPY IDES OF MARCH MOTHERFUCKERS 🗡️🔪

[maelstrom-of-emotions]

W.I.P Folder Game

Rules: Make a new post with the names of all the files/documents in your W.I.P folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Tag as many people as you have W.I.Ps. People can send you an ask with the titles(s) that most intrigue them, then post a little snippet/preview or tell them something about it.

Thank you @xiaokuer-schmetterling for tagging me! Honestly, this was a wake-up call because I have way too many W.I.Ps, each with their heartbeats caught in limbo, waiting for me to let them bleed onto the page. They probably won’t – but one can dream. (I really need to learn how to drive responsibly, I keep on hitting plot bunnies. Those fuckers multiply fast. Thank god for Ellipsus, because I genuinely don’t know how much of my fics I’d be able to write down fast.)

we’re all just stars that have people names

of happiness that blooms like opium poppies

i saw you as a flower

the train to nowhere

oh darling, even rome fell

lovelorn

look at this photograph

we used to be immortal, love

you may be a god, but you live off of my prayers

carve out the pieces of you, how much of me is left

call a monster by it’s name

apricot roses and dead bluebirds (technically posted already, but it is a W.I.P)

where ages grow wild and ancient

everything is blue

taped to the wall, breaking and all

where love lingers, death cannot hold

bury me gentle in a garden of thorns

angel of death, how do you defend?

I asked for a fairy tale, you gave me life

even amongst the gods, you are the cruelest

Don’t Touch The Walls, They’ll Break

of lovelorn days in a world gone pale

where the hero’s heart lies bleeding

where we drown in dusk and dreams

the parts of me in muted grey

whatever homes are made of

and he whispers, and the house whispers back

we’re fated to unravel, love

the ten percent rule

the 10% rule (same title, but different, I swear)

let me die loving, and so never die

Death, Interrupted

the star beneath skin

untitled reddit post

Crimson and Ash

I’m Dreaming of Tomorrow, When Tomorrow’s Not Coming

I’m yearning for a yesterday, when all I’m getting is tomorrow

bleeding between worlds

of hollow bones and ashen skies

I’ve dug two graves for us, my dear

shory and no sailors

serpents in eden’s embrace

a kingdom in waiting

they call us the dreamers, but we’re the ones that don’t sleep

dressed to disaster

a crouching, wounded fawn that knew no god

a forest fire beneath my feet, and no ashes to rise from

sunlight leaves a trail of smoke

a thousand foreign sorrows I cannot name

I was not the first thing I ever did taint

what good is petrichor, when your body rots beneath the dust?

spooky scary skeletons

the circus comes without warning

we should all just stab ceasar

i am borne of fairytales and glass planets

hey, is this a pizza place?

what is left of forever

we were almost enternal

our bones could hold the sky, you and i

stupidity and solitude are one in the same; they’re not

seven flowers of Mrs. Zabini

i had a sister of flesh and blood, but not of love

frame the halves and call them brothers

as ancient as grief

spiteful dumplings

greed and golden illusions

defend you to my last breath

taylor + streaming +siblings

a constellation of ruin

loveable

goldfinch

hide and spite

let me bleed, let me burn

capsize

they call you

a medal for me, one that I’ve created

flaws of the divine, oh to be divine

to love an eldritch love

a letter and a cow

cold

happiness is not known to cold hearts

fae chipmunks

isekai yandere

it curls and it burns, it’s written words

wattpad high

icarus, burn and cold

here be dragons

achilles, come down

fluffy’s not dead yet, right?

Ding, ding, ding, it’s saturday again

Blythe baxter

Flower ship soulmates

Matthews

Hey, timmy

Fuck, that's a lot. I don't think I even know that many people. So, I'm just going to type in the people I follow + my mutuals, I guess. No pressure tags, only do it if you feel comfortable <3333 (also, if anyone else would like to join, please feel free! Just tag me!)

@undercover-stories, @padfootastic, @whatisgrass, @silverbriseis, @awkward-toons, @illymation, @demigodseameg16, @chipmunkweirdo, @dreams-in-words, @yuricedes, @afeatherinthewind, @space-anon-writes, @awyeahitssam, @thunder-point, @monsieurclavier, @katisblue, @thesefallenembers, @bitkahuna, @rt0no.

I just realized I probably should have made sure all of these people actually write, but oh well, I'm too lazy to change it now. Forgive me. (Also, remember, anyone can join! And don't feel pressured to play if you don't wanna! <333)