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if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

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things i want to be

really hot

not poor

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affection that held us together

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male loneliness leads to evil but female loneliness leads to rpf

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sometimes being out of the loop is self preservation

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*with a dark and evil aura surrounding me* I'm shy

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some of my horizontal art recently

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Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

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everyone be cool about my horrible vibe please

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logging into tumblr like yes i love women and my hobbies include yearning and being silly.

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been thinkin about those endearingly tacky 90s picture frames lately

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do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

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I don’t typically film all the steps of mishima, but it is a cool process

1- wax a leather hard piece of pottery

2- carve into it

3- underglaze

4- wipe back any underglaze on the wax

it’s best to use a really clean, nearly dry sponge to wipe it, and I usually use a paper towel to clean off any remaining underglaze afterwards

sold

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the lesbian tide, 1971. Homophobic dog spans the ages

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Water Lilies painted by Claude Monet (1840 - 1926)