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new year's cleaning that i am feeling petty enough to do because there's no 'remove follower' option on tumblr
no nuance run any% pb
• your blog looks like a bot to me: blocked, no benefit of the doubt, no consideration, and i don't feel bad about it.
• mei pieh venus de milo chi was NOT ever the blood related sister of the TMNT in Next Mutation or in IDW
so honestly, good for her if she used her whole wet ass tussy to fuck all four ninja turtle boys sloppy buckle down kneed right in front of splinter and shredder
rip 2 their hip bones ig
• gun to my head, knife to my throat: i'd rather throw my lot in with the 'proship' kids
• i have been drawing turtle porn oh no! oh woe!! boo oh le boo hooo!!!
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The family decides to hotbox THE ENTIRE FUCKINGN HOUSE.. I’d usually like it but it’s making me nauseous😿😿
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#happy motherfucking new year#tumblr held me down for a decade plus#this year I’m gearing up for a 6 figure job#I’m overcharging for what they did to the cold crush#SoundCloud
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i don't think I've ever enjoyed a birthday party with friends as much as today i am genuinely getting a bit teary eyed
#initially i wasn't planning to do anything but then i thought what the hell what if we go out to drink something#except it was all very up in the air so a good deal of folks couldn't come (which is fine that one's on me)#but the two who COULD make it are genuinely some of the funniest motherfuckers I've ever met and one of them brought his gf along#and we hit it off IMMEDIATELY and THEN we ran into another pal I hadn't seen in a while and hadn't had the chance to invite in person#who also joined in after he finished hanging out with other people and they got me a present????? 😭#i haven't had a birthday with friends in fucking . 3 years between covid and everyone i knew moving away#I'm so happy i think my heart is going to explode#which ik. hey isn't that a very boring and simple hangout YES but also not to me baby i have been in a depression isolation all my teens#i started to genuinely enjoy my day to day life like. 4 months ago ever since starting uni#it feels like turning a new leaf yknow? like. i made it. i made it out. god i could cry#sorry I'm a little drunk
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Starting my New years celebration early. Should have her back before the bells 🔔 @roisintheginger ♡
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hay fullfrontalfish. took this picture of a longhorn cowfish at the aquarium of the pacific in long beach. Enjoy
It took me a year to post this
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MDZS over and over and over and over just goes to different characters WOW! You win! You destroyed your enemy, so utterly, so perfectly poetically, an ideal revenge that went off as planned to exactly the extent you always wanted! Isn't this what you wanted? Doesn't it feel good? Doesn't it feel good?? What are your next plans??? :)
#MDZS IS ABOUT MOTHERFUCKERS STANDING OVER CORPSES AT THE CULMINATION OF YEARS LONG PLANSAND GOING I WIN? I WIN#WAIT. WHAT DO I WIN#And what they win is new problems.#Worse ones. That they face as someone with suddenly a lot less than they thought they had.#And whether this realization hits instantly like for XY or years later like for JGY by god it hits#Is this what you wanted! Is this really what you wanted! This is what youw ere supposed to want! Aren't you happy?
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saw a starfish on the beach today & was absolutely ENAMOURED - literally 3 of us were just squatting over this tide pool watching him move
#stream#omg i just remembered i was the last 1 to change / shower & i had just walked back from the cold ass shower thing to rinse off the salt &#punya came over & he was like ‘brother …’ & i was like what ? & he went 😏🫴#& i asked what do u want me to give u ?? ‘a cigarette u motherfucker’ ‘u know what i would love 1 TOO bitch but GUESS who smoked them ALL b#it WASNT ME !!!’ 😭😭😭😭 AKSJAKSKAKSKKSKSKAKSLSKSL#& NOW I DONT EVEN HAVE A VAPE BC OF THE FREAK BRIT THAT JUST WALKED OFF W IT#i’m still not upset abt it i’m more so just bewildered ? just shocked ? like i didn’t even care to try to get it back i was just like ok ?#i’m still shocked by it bc it’s just so#COMICAL ? LIKE ??? 😭😭😭😭 did neither of us speak english like 2 entirely different messages weren’t sent#LIKE ITS NOT A DISPOSABLE THIS IS A RECHARGABLE REFILLABLE VAPE#it was just 20£ & getting 2 disposables are also 20£ from the off license & i used literally like 80 ? 100ml ? in it ? so saved money#regardless but i did buy a pack of pods but 1 of the 3 that i used didn’t end up working & that was the third on it excluding the original#battery & those are 10£/pack so 30£ overall for what would equivalently be like idk probably around 10 of those 5k off license vapes which#would yea be 120quid so including the price of the vials themselves it’s 3-for-10£ used 5#so that’s 50£ bs 120£ even w the cost of a new device say + 30 that’s still only 3/4 of the price of what it would be using dispos which ar#cheaper than cigarettes REGARLESS#even the 30/120 that’s still u know literally a quarter of the cost it’s just a bigger upfront cost but it’s significantly cheaper long ter#STILL SAVING MONEY …. i say as if addiction isn’t inherently a waste of money but u see to that argument i budget it like food bc that’s ho#addiction works it’s just going to continue & ur going to include it in the budget as if it’s a PHYSICAL NECESSITY TO LIVE#to be fair sometimes it is lol like bro i couldn’t stop drinking w/o being in a hospital bc alcohol withdrawls can literally kill u#like my blood pressure was over 180 at 1 point when i was detoxing in hospital 😭😭😭😭😭#SCREAM#anyway#forget that#happy new year 2024.5 😍😍😍#my new year starts now fuck u the first half was just warm up#could i stop smoking if i wanted to ? yes ! will i ? absolutely fucking not !#IM ALLOWED THIS AS A TREAT#THAT I INHALE LIKE OXYGEN: CONSTANTLY
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I guess I'm finally living up to that "once-a-week" claim I made all those years ago.
Enjoy this completely original work of art with no outside influences whatsoever lol
#New Music#SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER#5ider Speaks#I had to capitalize on the popularity of that last video somehow. You know I've TRIPLED my subscribers this week? I wish I was kidding.#Happy New Year#5ider Demands MOAR#Youtube
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Lupin perfectly times it so him and Jigen kiss on new years
yES
i imagine he notices its time so he frantically just pulls jigen in by his tie and kisses him JKHJGH meanwhile jigen is very confused but also not complaining
#//txt#//hcs#//inbx#lupin#jigen#happy new years motherfuckers#<- apparently ive used that tag before
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Did you hear that 700 club guy is dead? I'm going to buy myself some cake and celebrate that my apostasy has outlived my memory of his voice. Felt like you might wanna celebrate too :3
HELL YEA I HEARD! WE'RE POPPING THE BIGGEST BOTTLES TONIGHT YALL
#I forgot all about this motherfucker#My aunt who almost exclusively watched Trinity Broadcasting Network and Hallmark watched him#I haven't seen her in a couple years now and completely erased this shit stain pretending to be human from my mind#then I saw his picture on r/fundiesnarkuncensored and went THATS THE BITCH#rest in piss Pat <333#Shiny Happy People *and* this fucker's death during Pride month?? AND my christian dad turning a new leaf and accepting me as trans#if the lord hates gays why do we keep winning?#I'm turning 21 soon too we're gonna turn the fuck up#ex christian#religious trauma#ask tag#notevenhypotheticals
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HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEARSSSSSSSS
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Merry 2024! To celebrate making it through another year, here's the very first SNL sketch to ever air: The Wolverines, starring John Belushi and Michael O'Donoghue.
Original Air Date: 1975
#saturday night live#snl#john belushi#michael o'donoghue#funny#humor#video#snl skit#snl sketch#happy new year motherfuckers#Youtube
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i am. still just so glad i got out of teen wolf when the cast started falling apart. like season three was such a shitshow from day one and made me INSANE as it was airing and i just could not continue to watch for season four after they killed off or wrote off essentially half the cast and killed all the found family potential and i will admit!!! that seeing crystal reed herself on a new teen wolf story DID tempt me!!!! i am only human!!!! i am not immune to allison argent!!!! but truly i know myself and i know that the show died a horrible death for me over the course of s3 and there’s a lot of good reasons i stopped watching it and those reasons will sustain me through my decision to not watch this new movie
all that said. @ my loyal six followers. please do not be alarmed if i end up temporarily in a teen wolf revival moment. i am not immune to allison argent and the nostalgia of it all DOES make me want to go back and reread all the old classic pack fics from before davis decided to start killing kids left and right !!! i am not immune to the powerful energy of sterek writers, nor to the call of pack-fics!!!!
#d speaks#teen wolf#god. teen fucking wolf#y’all know that when they killed erica i was mad but was like whatever that’s not a REAL death she can come back. i can ignore it. and then#they massacred my boy(d)…….. and i was in PAIN. but i thought to myself. it’s okay. i need to see what theyre doing. where they are going#and then. then they kicked motherfucking allison argent#and i KNOW! i know okay that it was crystal’s choice to leave!!! and yes i loved kira!!! but!!!!!#i was seventeen okay!!!! and they killed off one of the three MAIN CGARACTERS !!!!! in a stupid little mtv show!!!!!#i was not emotionally or mentally equipped to deal with that!!!! i genuinely MOURNED in the realest way y’all!!!!#my high school friends were concerned because i spent a week in like. a fugue state. like a zombie as if someone i actually knew had died#(yes i was mentally ill in high school and WHAT ABOUT IT?!?)#and at that point the show died for me. i couldn’t handle it#and some of the tw blogs i followed kept watching and going and i sort of peripherally experienced some of the new pack shit but just#could not make myself care for new baby characters when they Massacred My Boys………#so i stepped out!!! cause i was happy for a while there to continue to just exist in that happy part of the fandom that said ‘nah fuck it.’#‘solely post s2 aus here’. that shit was great#but then the more time passed the less fics like that came out and the more the fandom moved on….. onto the NEW plot…… and i Could Not Hang#and so teen wolf in my eyes was laid to rest like all the teenagers of color in the show#and now you come to me paramount plus. years later. when i am an ADULT with a fully developed prefrontal cortex#and you tell me. that allison argent is alive????? that you gave derek hale a child????? no#no you cannot and will not trick me into this. i will not watch it. i pretend i do not see it#however. i MAY end up rereading some of my classic fave fics. reblogging some old art. i am but a mere mortal#hearing tyler posey say ‘allison???’ DID hit me in my stomach. it did. i am weak#tw
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happy reee
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this new years i'm manifesting shiny crystal necklaces of unspeakable power and dubious origin for everyone who sees this post
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