#happy late birthday dazai loser

[thisisparnianagain]

Part 2! Here's the first part

The ADA and PM members are put under an ability that knocks them unconscious and lets them live their ideal lives in a shared dream space, which happens to be set in a high school setup. Is Atsushi the only one who can sense something wrong?... Or is everyone else so fucked up to want to cling to this lie? Even if it's slowly killing their real bodies?

[booksandpaperss]

TEEHEE IM BACK TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY PRIVILEGES. can i have death loop snippet pls for me🙏 and dapples convo i need it desperately. AND ALSO. anything ANYTHING from any of ur original works. crawling across the floor like PLEASEEE ELLI OC INFO.....

so happy to see you accessing the wife privileges 🙏 ask and you shall receive ❤️❤️

death loop snippet from the start of chapter 3:

Chuuya still remembers the vivid, searing press of Dazai’s lips against his, etched into the very groves of his memory. In a way he knew he’d never be able to forget from the moment he’d recklessly thrown himself across the line. It had been Dazai’s birthday, but in the singular moment of lips on his it was Chuuya that felt the glorious thrill of free-fall. But you can’t have a fall without gravity. Just a few months later, Sakunosuke Oda was killed, Dazai left, and Chuuya hit the ground. Hard. 

aka chuuya reminiscing about his and dazai’s one and only kiss bc he’s a LOSER

for dapples convo:

since you’ve been begging me for this one for a hot second I shall graciously give you a snippet and the summary 🫶🫶

sum:

Chuuya and Dazai get an opportunity to really talk for the first time in years, and for the first time, they take it. A moment alone amidst the chaos.

and the snippet:

“I get it now. Why you had to leave, I mean.”  There must’ve been something in Chuuya’s tone, because suddenly it’s like Dazai sees him in a completely different light. His expression is far, far more open than Chuuya is used to, though still barely a movement for the average person. He can see Dazai’s mind racing, calculating possibilities and outcomes and just once, Chuuya wishes he would simply stop and feel.  Eventually, Dazai says slowly, carefully, “I… honestly didn’t think you would care.” 

this was actually the only part I have written so far that I could share here bc this gets… distinctly hornier later. I have literally no excuses for myself

okay and for the original:

since I’ve already yapped to u abt everlasting quite a bit I’ll tell u a little bit abt love me like a poet loved too late <3 it’s basically this idea I had for a sapphic romance book! and I will dm this one to u bc I am rather cagey abt my original ideas SORRY anyone else who is reading this but discord mutuals if ur rlly curious u can always msg me abt it ofc

[ikevamp-annalyne]

it's me again~ ik im probably getting annoying by spamming your askbox 😔 but i just love all your headcanons🥺 ( YOUR MIND IS BRILLIANT). for this request, how will the ikevamp suitors be during MC's bday and she makes them guess her age (like they thought she was in her early 20s cuz she looks young or smth but she's actually in her late 20s or early 30). Love you and thann you in advance if you did this request 💕💕.

Hey there!!! (=ﾟωﾟ)ノ Oh my God no worries for all the asks! I loved doing them! And with yours now, I have finally answered all the asks I had! (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀) I am so sorry for the late; I hope you will like it anyway!

Napoleon:

"Happy birthday, nunuche." You plant yourself in front of him, a huge grin on your face. "Heheh thanks! Can you guess my age though?" He smirks and messes your hair. "Well, 22 or something?" You stick your tongue out. "Nope. 29. You loser, try again." He is surprised but then, Monsieur de Wahahah strikes again and he laughs so much everyone hears him in the mansion. "Wow, you're actually old!" You punch his shoulder but laugh with him.

Mozart:

You find a tiny violet on your pillow, with a small piece or paper and a meat handwritten note on it. "Happy birthday." You smile and rush outside to hug tackle Mozart on his way out of the music room. He barely catches you before you kiss him. "Heheh best birthday ever!" You say as you stare at him. "By the way, do you know how old I am?" "Hmf, 23?" You giggle. "Nope! 28, I am a grandma." His eyes widen and you laugh at his shocked Pikachu face.

Leonardo:

As you are cleaning the windows, Leonardo appears behind you and whispers a sweet "Happy birthday, Cara Mia" to your ear. You turn around and throw yourself at his neck. "Heheh thanks. Still in love with the granny I am? "You, a granny? You're like 21, Cara Mia" he laughs. You smirk. "Hah. I'm 31. You've been fooled." He tilts his head and giggles. "Hah, you've got fooling looks, you vecchia." You pinch him as he dies of laughter.

Arthur:

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUV!" he throws himself at you while you are getting out of bed, your nightgown barely staying in place. "Heheh thanks!" You smile anyway. "So, which year do we celebrate?" he asks. "Take a guess, my dear." He smirks. "Pff, as if you could outdo me! I bet you're... 26?" You stick your tongue out. "Wrong! I'm 29! Your instinct has weakened, darling!" He is shocked and the pouts at you. "That was mean." You giggle.

Vincent:

He knocks at your door, holding a painting in front of him. So the first thing you see is him with a painting, saying the sweetest "Happy birthday!" You hug him tightly and he kisses your hair. "Hey" you ask while lifting your chin. "How old do you think I am?" He giggles. "I don't know, hm... 25?" You smile brightly. "I'm 31 hahah. Bet you didn't expect that!" He smiles and kisses your nose. "Whatever it is, you are still the most perfect." You blush.

Theodorus:

"So, hondje's getting old? Won't give you maturity though!" He smirks while messing with your hair. "Pff!" You slap his arm. "Show some respect to me!" "Pff, you're still a stupid baby." "Oh yeah? Try guessing my age, then!" He stares at you, making you blush. "23." You smirk. "You fool, I am 30! Who's stupid now?" The shock wave passed, he smirks and carries you like a potato sack! "Shut up, knabbeltje, or I'm eating you." "GO ON, COWARD!"

Isaac:

"H-happy birthday..." Isaac is so very cute, blushing like this while grabbing your fingers. "Thanks, Isaac. Do you want to try guessing my age?" He stares, tomato red. But he tries anyway. "Well, you, you seem young so- 25?" You smile and gently kiss his cheek. "Almost, I am 27. I hope I'm not too old for you?" You laugh while he grabs your waist for a tight hug. "You, I don't-! I don't care... And I am older anyway, so- huh- anyway-!" You giggle.

Jean:

"Happy birthday, Mademoiselle." Jean is standing there, cake in hand. "Oh thank you, Jean! Did you bake this yourself?" He nods and you smile at the icing letters. "I wanted to put your age but I realised I don't know it." "Oh, how old do you think I am?" "20?" You laugh. "Add 7 years! I am 27." His eyes widen and he just stares at you, making you blush. "I am old, aren't I...?" He smiles and caresses your hair. "Not at all, age doesn't matter to me."

Dazai:

"Yoshiko-san! Happy birthday!" You laugh at Dazai climbing over your window and falling in your room. "Hahah thanks!" He collapses on your bed. "So. For how long have you lived?" You smirk and poke his cheek. "Take a gues." "Hmmm, 23?" You giggle. "You're far!" "Oh my, are you 25?" You stick your tongue out. "29, you weren't close!" He has a soft laugh. "Your beauty has not withered with time." You blush deep shades of red while he laughs.

William:

"Happy birthday, my Juliet." You laugh and kiss his cheek. "Thanks, my Romeo. I hope we wont't face the same tragic end! Oh well, cannot be the case since I am way older than Juliet." Will looks lost in thought. "Hm, how old are thee, then?" You laugh. "Take a guess?" "Hm... I will say, 22. Young adult." "Hahah not at all! Add 6 years!" He is shocked. "Oh my, that much?" You giggle. "You are into oldies!" He smirks and kisses you.

Comte:

"Happy birthday, ma chérie." Comte has a huge present box in hands. "Oh thank you chéri!" You throw yourself at him and he spins you around. "What age do we celebrate?" You grin. "What do you think?" He kisses your nose. "Whatever it is, it doesn't change anything." You blush. "You're unfair. Take a guess!" He laughs. "Okay, then, 24?" You kiss his cheek. "31. I am old." He giggles. "Never older than me, however." You laugh your head off in his arms.

Sebastian:

"Happy birthday." You stare in awe at the gigantic cake on the kitchen table. "Oh my God, Sebastian! This is amazing!!! Thank you!!!" You hug him so tight he nearly falls. "Oh, watch out! Youngsters these days..." he smirks. You pout. "I am not a youngster!" "Oh really? You cannot be older than 25." You grin. "I am 30, Mr Perfect Butler." His eyes widen slightly. But it is still younger than me." And as you proceed to grumble, he shuts you up with a deep kiss.

Thank you for all the asks!!! It was such an amazing experience!!! ｡･ﾟヾ(✦థ ｪ థ)ﾉ｡ﾟ･｡ I will give you a headsup when I open them again! Thank you all for sticking with me and having so much patience, love you all and you are all so very precious ♡♡♡ take care and stay safe! (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

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