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darkcreamz95 · 8 days ago
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🗡️ The Knight of House Guštin
Happy Birthday Slay Princess :D
[ Bojan || Kris || Jan ]
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saucyjothoughts · 4 months ago
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For day 6 we have Piss Kink and Virginity, two things that have been answered a few times here! (and True love but that's harder to quantify) Let's go back through some older Saucy posts you might have missed shall we? (post recommendations under the cut for you all as this got long. I spent so long combing the blog for these.)
Piss kink posts:
How each joker would feel about it/enjoy it
BoKris desperation with dom!Bojan
omorashi mentioned as a more unconventional kink the boys might have
Virginity posts:
A guessing game of five reactions to the first time you're inside you
Five reactions to your first kiss
Nace fucking you for the first time on your wedding night
Bojan taking your virginity while being a friend of your older brother
Kris lovingly, slowly and softly taking your virginity part 1, part 2 and part 3
How the boys all lost their virginities
and following on from that post: Kris losing his virginity to Bojan written by a lovely boo
True Love: True love can come in many forms and many of the virginity stories above involve more traditional soft love that would be what most people would think of. Whatever post or story speaks to you though can be a sign of true love whether it's soft and slow morning sex, making a baby together or giving yourself over to him and trusting him completely in a more intense kink scene. They can all be expressions of true love depending on who you are and how you interpret love.
Having said that here are some more soft and loving posts that could be read as more traditional true love: (well, soft as far as Saucy posts go😘)
Baby making sex with Bojan
Slow and sleeping morning sex with Jan
Short post about Kris protecting you and taking care of you
Nace having a baby with you and loving you
Nace holding your baby when they finally arrive
Jure having sex with you in a meadow on a romantic date
Jance having some fun in the mirrored hotel room in Paris
Bojan agreeing to be a sperm donor for a friend (Jere) and falling in love with them (this one is a little bit angsty but you can decide how the story ends and if they do end up together)
Soft and sleepy cuddles with Jan, Jure and Nace
Morning sex with the joker of your choice
Nace taking care of you when you're close to burnout part 1 and part 2
Happy reading Boos!
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fluffyjothoughts · 3 months ago
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🏳️‍⚧️ anon-
🥺 those really helped me (a bunch more than I thought they would.)
I'd love a little 'how they came out to JO' if you had the time, but no fuss/alright if you can't!
<333 hope you have a delightful day
hello my baby boo! i’m so glad you enjoyed my last ask; it means a lot to me that you’re cool with me answering these! i hope you know that all of these are the kinda changed versions of my reactions when my friends came out to me😍😍😍
Kris: You cannot convince me this man is not a pride, gay loving dad. In support he’d kinda educate himself but proudly buy you rainbow cups, t-shirts from redbubble and etsy. Jokes aside, he assures you that he loves you no matter what, (judges your name choice) and that he still thinks you’re a great person to be around.
Bojan: idk i feel like he’d cry. from you, but still. he’d be so happy for you and so proud and honoured that you chose to tell him. Would ask about your new name (not judge you like someone) and would offer his best support in your social transition at the start.
Jan: (we’re going off the fact that you’ve mentioned that you’re a dude) Hee be happy for you, much calmer than bojan but still very proud. he’d get you a nice essentials basket that includes 7in1 shampoo, funky boxers and swimming shorts and funny socks. Is extremely excited for you.
Jure: He’d be scared to react at the start, fearing he was gonna make a bad joke so he kinda awkwardly tries to get along with you before you tell him that’s it’s not a big deal (and to please stop attempting to make weird jokes about being a dude and liking women while making the weird winking gestures) but other than that, would be like a proud uncle.
Nace: Sunshine and rainbows. The equivalent of a squishy teddy bear telling you “thanks for telling me!” would listen to you and get educated on it to give you support up to his best capabilities.
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kristoffxannafanatic · 5 years ago
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The Happiest Place on Earth
The Happiest Place on Earth
Happy Kristanna in July @artnerd2003. I am your Secret Santa and I hope you enjoy this little fluffy modern Kristanna AU. This fic was inspired by a Tik Tok video.
A huge shoot out to @michaelakuntzmann for giving this the once over and correcting my boo-boos. And thank you to @lukin08 for previewing it as well.
Anna stood there in complete disbelief…how did this happen? They were always super careful. It just did not make any sense. How was she going to tell him? The knock on the bathroom door startled her back to the present.
“Anna? Are you going to come out and tell me the results?”
Anna unlocked the door to let her sister in. Elsa walked over to the little pink stick sitting on the counter and looked down to read it…. PREGNANT.
“Are you ok?”
“NO! How can I do this now? I am 22, just graduated from college and no job! And Kristoff is only 25 and working for his Dad’s construction company.”
“You aren’t alone in this…you have me and don’t sell Kristoff so short. That man loves you with everything he has and would go to the moon and back for you.”
“Sure, he loves me, but we have never talked about having kids or about the future. Now he is going to be tied to me for the rest of his life because I seemed to have messed something up with the birth control.”
“Now wait a minute…it takes two to make a baby. He is just as responsible for it as you. I really do not think you have anything to worry about regarding Kristoff. I mean it is not going to be easy but if anyone can do it, you and Kristoff can. Are you going to go tell him?”
“No, not yet. I do not want it to ruin our trip to Disney World. It may be our last chance to be happy together.”
“Don’t wait too long. He has the right to know. Why don’t you tell when you are in Disney?”
“Wait, what?”
“I don’t know…I’m sure we can look up some cute ways to tell a dad to be on Pinterest.”
“Do you really think I can do this? Do you think I can be a good mother?”
Elsa walked over to Anna put her arm around her and wrapped her up in a tight hug.
“If anyone can do this, you can. You were born to be a mother.”
The girls spent hours on the internet looking for memorable ways for her to tell Kristoff that he was going to be a dad. Elsa could sense Anna’s frustration at all the ideas they saw.
“I wish it could be like the wedding proposal ones.”
“What do you mean?”
“I would love to do it in that spot with Cinderella’s castle in the background and have someone capture the moment on camera. But it isn’t like I can give him a ring.”
“What if we combine a couple of ides. Like you said in front of the castle but instead of getting on one knee with a ring, hand him a baby onesie that says I Love My Daddy.”
Anna loved the simplicity of the idea and decided this was her best option.
“Let’s go shopping for the onesie but first call your doctor and make an appointment for when you get back from Disney.”
Looking at all the baby things changed her outlook on the situation. Maybe she could do this and just maybe this could be the start of a new adventure.
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Kristoff wanted to make sure this trip went off without a hitch. They were leaving in 3 days. He made a list of everything he needed to pack. He also knew how Anna was and that she would be packing ten minutes before they had to leave for the airport.
He decided that he should call his feisty girlfriend and see if she had thought about packing for the trip.
“Hi Baby…how are you? I wanted to know if you have thought about packing for the trip ahead of time?”
“Ummm….” Anna fiddled with the tiny onesie in hand and started to panic. “Kind of…I bought a few new things.”
“Oh good…I was afraid you would be packing as I pulled up to pick you up for the airport.”
Anna let out a nervous laugh because he was not 100% wrong.
“Do you want to come over tonight and binge some Netflix?”
Anna knew if she saw him, she would blurt out that she was pregnant and had to think of a reason not to get together for the next three days.
“I would love to, but I should really spend some time with Elsa because she is going to miss me when we are away.”
Kristoff was confused by Anna’s answer but who was he to question sister time.
“Alright but promise me you will take some time to pack. I want you to have an unforgettable time on this trip. I want it to be something talk about for years to come.”
“Oh, I will be.”
“What?”
“Nothing, honey…just saying that I know this will be a trip full of all kinds of surprises!”
Kristoff was worried that Elsa had told Anna about the surprise he had planned for the trip.
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Kristoff had not seen her in four days. Every time he suggested they hang out; she had a weird reason to stay home. He chalked up her wacky behavior to excitement for their trip. The night before the trip, she was not answering any of his call, so he decided to text her.
‘Hey Baby…just checking in to see if you are all set for tomorrow morning. I will be there at 6:00am for our 8:30 flight. I hope you are as excited as I am to see Mickey Mouse & Co.’
‘Hi Handsome…you would be proud of me…I am all packed AND my bag in by the front door. I just need to pack my last-minute stuff in my carry on.’
‘I am proud of you! Get a lot rest because it is going to be a busy 10 days! I love you!’
‘Good night, Kris! Love you too. xoxo.’
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Kristoff was surprised to see Anna sitting on her front step with Elsa when he pulled up. He jumped out of his truck and walked up to the sisters.
“Well, well, well. This is certainly a surprise. Did you have to drag her out of bed?”
“No, she dragged me out of bed.”
“I guess only Mickey Mouse can get her up and moving.”
“Yeah, yeah…keep joking you two. I don’t have a chance when the two of you gang up on me.”
Kristoff grabbed her bags and headed for the truck. Anna took this quiet moment to look to Elsa for one last bit of advice.
“Are you sure about this Elsa? I don’t want to lose him.”
Elsa took both of Anna’s hands in hers and kissed them.
“I promise this will all work out. Have faith in Kristoff and yourself.”
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Once Anna was with Kristoff she settled back into their normal groove. She had made up her mind and was going to tell him today.
Their flight was on time and did not encounter any problems. Anna had never traveled so smoothly. Their bags were among the first to come out on the luggage carousel. She took that as good sign of things to come.
They took the shuttle to the Grand Floridian and arrived a short time later. The moment they entered Disney World, Anna forgot about all her worries and started getting overly excited.
“Settle down Feistypants…we still need to check in and correct me if I am wrong, but I remember someone wanting to go buy us some Mickey Ears.”
“Oh, my goodness…I almost forgot all about that. How am I going to decide which ears to buy?”
“You can pick out any ears you want as long as I can have something plain.”
Anna lunged over to him and hugged him tight. “You are such a good sport! I know it is not your favorite thing to do.”
“Anything for you, my love.”
They got checked in, dropped off their bags, and freshened up. Anna was pulling him all the way to the shop she read about online.
“So, you don’t mind if I but a whole bunch of these headbands because I can’t decide on just one?”
“Whatever you want princess. I will get those simple Mickey Mouse ones and the Captain America shield ones.”
“That’s it?”
“Well in all fairness, I won’t be wearing anywhere but here. You will be able to wear them in your classroom whenever you want.”
“That if I get a teaching job.”
“You will, I just know it.”
He leaned down and kissed her temple and grabbed the classic Mickey ears and the Cap ears. She decided on the sequined Minnie ears to match his Mickey ones.
“Hey Anna, can we go do that couple thing that everyone does?”
“What couple thing?”
“Can we go to that spot where the castle is in the background and t-take a picture.”
A million butterflies erupted in her stomach. He did not usually want to do such cliqued things. He was never one for pictures, selfies or public displays of affection and he seemed nervous. She was beginning to get cold feet but then she put her hand in her small backpack and felt the baby onesie and decided that this was it.
“OK…I guess since I have you wearing Mickey ears we might as well go all in.”
“Milk it for all you can because you know I won’t be wearing a headband all week for you to get these pics.”
They walked hand and hand until they arrived at the spot. They both took a moment to enjoy how beautiful the castle really was in person.
“It is funny how they did that optical illusion thing to make it look taller than it is.”
“I was so shocked when I saw that too. I am so glad you are planner and made us watch all those YouTube videos about it.”
“Ma said it was the best way to find all the tricks and ins and outs and get the most bang for our buck. OK…I think this is the perfect spot. Let me just find someone to take a picture with my phone.”
Kristoff walked over to a Disney World and asked them to pretend to just take a picture of them in front of the castle but hit the record button and not to stop recording until he said so.
They set up next to each other and posed for the photo.
“Alright look right here and smile. Perfect.”
Kristoff pulled away from Anna slightly and got down on one knee and took her left hand in his. Anna turned to him confused.
“What are you?”
“Anna, will you marry me?”
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OH MY GOD!”
He pulled out the ring and started to put it on her finger and Anna start to tear up and covered her face with her right hand. She had to take a deep breath and get through this. She looked up at the woman and realized she was recording a video and held up a finger.
“Wait one minute.”
Kristoff finished putting the ring on her hand and Anna started to pull something out of her backpack. Kristoff was confused and just waited. Anna looked over again and said, “wait, keep recording.”
Kristoff was so confused. What could she need in her backpack at this moment?
Anna pulled out some fabric and unrolled it and held in front of her and it said I Love My Daddy on it. After a minute he finally gets it. All he could hear was the crowd cheering all around them. One guy even yelled out, “She hit him with the reverse Uno!”
He looked up at Anna and said. “Really?”
All she could do was shake her head yes. He ran his hands down his face and started to tear up. Once he composed himself, he got up and wrapped his arms around Anna and pulled her in for hug.
It really was the happiest place on Earth, and it would be a story for them to share with future generations of Bjorgmans!
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tardytothepardy · 4 years ago
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Tiffany completed her Joke Star aspiration recently. So now she’s doing the same aspiration as Papyrus: the music one. 
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Grim also finished a hat, and gifted it to Nick. Nick now looks completely fantastic with his new hat. 
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Speaking of Nick, recently I noticed that Nick’s weirdly wide hips kinda disappeared. I suppose it happened at some point while he was getting that Llama Scouts badge for exercise, but it’s still kinda weird. I’m pretty sure that’s not really how that works. 
Nick is also pretty close to completing Llama Scouts, which is timely seeing as his birthday is coming around in the summer or something. 
A little while after that, it was Flower Day. It was a better Flower Day than the previous one. Kris actually got to talk to the Flower Bunny, though I’m not sure if it was the same Flower Bunny as his dad. It’s kinda hard to tell, what with the full body costume and complete lack of voice. Kris wasn’t particularly happy when he was talking to the Flower Bunny, so he just ended up ranting at the Flower Bunny and stomped off to angst in the living room. 
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It was also Lucy’s birthday, which was an event that was heavily sought after, for two main reasons: 1) babies are wack and dumb. Boo on babies. 2) changing her name from the randomly generated name (Michelle) to the name I decided on giving her (Lucy). I suppose there’s a third reason: getting the first taste of Tiffany and Vlad’s genes getting mixed around. Right off the bat, I think you can definitely see Vlad’s genetic influence on her, because her skin is literally white. (I bet she’d burn easy in the sunlight) Her hair color kinda confuses me though, because Tiffany’s hair is bright red, and her eyebrows are dark brown. Vlad’s hair is straight up white. In the past when I’ve had Sims have kids with Vlad (i’ve only done it once and i edited vlad beforehand), the kid’s hair ended up platinum blond, though both parents had unnatural hair colors. Idk. I’m just wondering where the game got that weird reddish-brown color. 
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When she was first born, I mentioned that she was automatically put in a normal bassinet, which led me to believe that her vampire side didn’t take, something that I would’ve been pretty okay with, honestly. But, when I went into CAS, it said that she was a vampire, so I don’t know what was up with that. I suppose the bassinet thing either isn’t foolproof, or she was put in one of the bassinets that spawned around Tiffany when I was playing with Liam’s household. Eh. It doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme of things, but I thought it was weird. 
At any rate, Tiffany and Grim are back to the toddler-raising grind, but at least it’s for the last time. 
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(grim knitted a onesie for lucy it’s great and fantastic much appreciated grim thanks dude)
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hoodiehan · 6 years ago
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Everyday - Bang Chan Imagine
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Synopsis: Almost every day was spent with Chan, and almost everyday was the same. But you wouldn't have it any other way, no matter what.
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: ChanxReader (BUT THIS FIC HAS GENDER NEUTRAL TERMS SO YEET)
Word Count: 2.1k+
A/N: So like I’m coming off of my month long hiatus from writing so that I could write this for @hey-hey-chan because AHHHH IT’S HER BIRTHDAY AND I LOVE HER SO SO SO MUCH MY BBY BOO IS GROWING UP UWUUU. Anyways, happy birthday Kris, I hope you have an amazing day today yaaay 
Standing at the foot of the bed, I impatiently tapped my foot against the ground. Behind me, was nothing really. In front of me was the biggest baby in existence. And inside of me was the hungriest stomach ever known to mankind.
“Can you like get up or something, please? It’s nearing 12 pm and I’m getting quite hungry,” I stated quirking an eyebrow at the boy that laid in front of me. This was an occurrence that happened almost every day: Chan would get up at 8 am, get dressed and prepare for the day, but then he would crawl back into bed and claim that he can't get out of it.
“I want to hold on to yooooou,” Chan whined sticking his arms out and wiggling his legs back and forth as he stuffed his face into the pillow.
I groaned and rolled my eyes. He may be 20 years old, but he is actually the biggest baby I had ever met. “You’re so clingy and touchy-feely that I actually don’t want to hold onto you,” I replied back crossing my arms.
“Yes you do want to hold onto me,” Chan said sticking his face up to look at me.
“I really don’t.”
“You really do.”
“Don’t tell me how to live my life,” I said giving in and walking over to where Chan laid. Immediately, he encapsulated me into his arms and pulled me close. Tensing up, I awkwardly stroked his arm unsure of what to do.
“I’m uncomfortable,” I said after laying with him for a couple of minutes.
“I know you are,” Chan mumbled into my hair. “And now it’s making me uncomfortable. Come on, let’s go get some food or something,” Chan pulled away from me and got off the bed. Turning around, he grabbed my arms and lifted me out of the bed then gently set me on the ground.
“What do you want to eat?” He asked looking around the room for his wallet. I immediately broke into a large grin and was about to answer before he cut me off.
“Dim sum. You want dim sum even though we just ate it yesterday,” Chan said snapping his fingers. “I am correct. Let’s go,” Chan said leading me out the door and into his car.
Sometimes, it was really nice having a boyfriend who could drive. It was like having your own personal chauffeur.
Sitting at the table, I absentmindedly looked out the window while sucking on the ends of my chopsticks waiting for the food the come out.
All of a sudden, I heard the loud click of a camera, saw a flash out of the corner of my eye, then heard the whirring sound of a polaroid. Whipping my head around, I looked at Chan who cheekily grinned at me as he waved the polaroid film back and forth.
“Did you just take a picture of me?”
“Maybe,” He giggled.
“With the Polaroid?”
“Yah,” He grinned.
“In a restaurant?”
“You looked cute.”
“God, you’re embarrassing sometimes.”
“But you’re cute all the time!” Chan cooed as he watched me dig my face into my hands.
“You make me question a lot of things sometimes.”
“Like what?” Chan waved the Polaroid in the air a couple more times.
“Like why I’m still with such a big dork like you.”
“It’s because you loooove me,” Chan said sliding the Polaroid across the table for me to look at.
“That’s debatable,” I mumbled looking down at the picture. I had to admit, the picture looked really cute. Even though I my hair was an absolute mess, and my mouth was all over the chopsticks, the simple candidness of the picture was something to admire. Chan always did have a way with taking pretty pictures.
“Can you please pay attention to me?”
“No.”
“Why not?”
“I’m in the middle of the climax of this book and you are. Distracting. Me.”
“The climax of a book you’ve already read twenty times before is more attention grabbing than me?” Chan feigned offense by dramatically pressing a hand against his chest and stumbling backwards as if he had been shot.
“Precisely,” I mumbled tucking the corner of the page between my fingers and flipping it.
“Hey babe you know I just learned how to read palms, ya know.”
“Did you now?” I said unamused.
“I did, can I practice on you?” Chan asked excitedly.
I sighed before flitting my eyes between my book and Chan. “If I say yes, then will you leave me alone?”
“Yes!” Chan agreed before quickly taking a seat on the couch beside me.
Grudgingly, I folded the corner of the page I was on to bookmark it then turned towards Chan with my palms facing upward.
Intently, Chan grabbed my right palm and started tracing the lines of my hands.
“Hmm,” Chan mumbled as he brought my palm closer to his face.
“What does it say?” I asked becoming intrigued by the way that Chan was looking at my palm.
“It says,” Chan trailed off looking at one more line on my hand before saying:
“It says you’re a big nerd.”
Frowning, I yanked my palms out of his hands and reached for the pillow behind me to whack Chan with it. Unfortunately, he had anticipated my actions and had stepped out of my reach causing me to whack the empty air in front of me and not Chan himself.
“I got yoooou,” Chan teased childishly, taking off to go to his music producing room while giggling the whole way there.
Sighing, I opened my book again and placed it back onto my lap.
“He’s the actual nerd,” I mumbled. Yet something couldn’t stop the smile that grew on my face. He was a nerd, yes, but he was my nerd. Or maybe I was his nerd.
“Babe!” Chan called out from his room. “Can you come here for a second?” He asked, his Australian accent sounding heavy.
Setting down the cookie recipe that I was attempting to make (I wanted to learn how to bake but... ultimately I just wasn’t good at it) I made my way over to the room that Chan was in.
He had the lights dimmed down a little with some mood lights on. That’s what he always did when he was producing music; he always wanted to set the tone or mood whenever he was producing a new song.
“What’s up?” I asked leaning against the doorway.
“Come listen to this!” Chan exclaimed, excitedly patting the seat next to him.
Pushing myself off the wall, I sat next to him waiting for Chan to play his new song.
“It’s not totally finished yet, but, I’m too excited. You have to listen to the song,” Chan moved his mouse across the screen adding a few touches here and there, then sat back and pressed the play button.
Immediately the room was filled with soft sounding melodies that could practically lull you to sleep. It was different than his usual sound, but it was different in a good way. The more I listened, the more I found myself bopping along to the beat. Closing my eyes, I focused on the way that Chan’s voice flowed along with the song. When it was all over, I opened them back up to see Chan smiling happily at his handiwork.
“What do you think?” He asked spinning around in his chair to face me while placing both of his arms behind his head.
“It sounds really good!”
“Is there anything you think that could be added, altered, or excluded?”
“Well, it all sounds amazing. I wouldn’t take any parts of the song out, but in this part,” I leaned forward and pointed at the screen. “But I think that here you could try using an A flat chord here? Because already it sounds so sharp. It’s just slightly off sounding. But with the A flat, then it’ll be softer. After that, then you can use the sharp chord and harmonize with the sounds.”
Chan sat and nodded, slowly taking in all the information. After I finished talking, he placed his hands on the piano keyboard in front of him and played out the chords, testing to see how it sounded.
“Oh yeah, that sounds a lot better,” Chan mused. “What other ideas do you have in that genius brain of yours?”
It was nearing 8 pm, yet here Chan and I sat in the corner of a cafe sipping on the hot cups in front of us. Around 7 pm, Chan claimed to have a large craving for coffee. Though I tried to talk him out of it saying that coffee at night wasn't good for him, he refused my objections by saying that coffee no longer had any effect on him. He had drank coffee too much to the point where it had the same effect as water for him. At this point, he simply liked the taste of it.
I, for one, was not a coffee drinker. But if Chan wanted to go out and get a cup of coffee at his favorite cafe, then I would follow him along and watch as he savored the taste of his caffeinated beverage while I savored the taste of my own hot chocolate.
Chan was looking out the window of the cafe, but he had one hand reaching over the table to hold my hand. Chan was like a big teddy bear that never wanted to be let go of, while I never wanted to be held. But for him, on some days, I'd make an exception where I'd be feeling a little more soft than usual.
Chan was humming the beat of the song he currently working on as he absentmindedly stroked the back of my hand with his thumb.
"How was your day today?" Chan turned his head to face me.
"I spent most of my day sitting next to you," I said returning his gummy smile with a little smile and a laugh.
"But was it fun though?" He asked cheekily, sticking his tongue in between his teeth, his smile widening even more.
"I mean, I spend almost every day by your side. How could I not have fun?"
"Aww, do I really make every day fun for you?" Chan winked at me, his smile turning into a smirk.
"If I didn't have fun with you, then I wouldn't be sitting here now, would I?" I inquired giving Chan a knowing look. Chan pursed his lips out and tapped a finger against his lips.
"You have a point," He admitted.
"Do you have fun with me though?" I asked giving him a large smile.
"Eh, sometimes," Chan shrugged looking away from me. My smile immediately fell from my face.
"What?"
"Come on, let's go make some more music!" Chan laughed standing up and pulling my hand along with him.
"You only have fun with me sometimes?" I asked feeling slightly offended.
"I have fun with you all the time!" Chan exclaimed still dragging me along.
"What? That's so confusing. You just said only sometimes though," I shook my head at Chan's annoyingness. But Chan stopped and abruptly turned around, causing me to almost crash into his chest.
"You worry too much," Chan wrapped his arms around my body and pulled me close to him. "I have fun with you everyday, all the time. Don't you worry your little head. Now let's go. Music awaits for us, and so do the terrible tasting cookies that you baked earlier!"
A/N: This is slightly unedited because I wrote this at 1 AM HAHAHAH Sorry for all the grammar and spelling mistakes
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comixology · 7 years ago
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ComiXology Originals Reveals Details on the Next Wave of Exclusive Creator-Owned Comics at Comic-Con International San Diego 2018
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Launching Titles are Free to Read Today for Members of Amazon Prime, Kindle Unlimited, and comiXology Unlimited Members
Also Exclusively Available for Purchase Today on Kindle and comiXology
Goliath Girls Available in Japanese Same Day in Japan and Worldwide
July 18st, 2018 – San Diego, CA / New York, NY – ComiXology, Amazon’s premiere digital comics service, announced today the creative teams and titles for the next wave of comiXology Originals creator-owned comic books and graphic novels, during a press event today at Comic-Con International San Diego 2018.
The comiXology Originals debuting today include: Goliath Girls by writer Sam Humphries and artist Alti Firmansyah, Grave Danger by writer Tim Seeley and Mike Norton, Hit Reblog: Comics That Caught Fire by writer and artist Megan Kearney, along with over a dozen webcomics superstars and editor, Hope Nicholson, and Teenage Wasteland by writer Magdalene Visaggio and artist Jen Vaughn. Readers can dive in immediately: the books are free to read for members of Amazon Prime, Kindle Unlimited, and comiXology Unlimited and are also available for purchase on Kindle and comiXology.
Also unveiled at Comic-Con International were future comiXology Original titles to be released in the coming months including: The Dark by writer Mark Sable and artist Kristian Donaldson, Delver by co-writers C. Spike Trotman and MK Reed with art by Tish Doolin, and The Stone King by writer Kel McDonald and artist Tyler Crook.
Alongside today’s content announcements comiXology debuted a convention exclusive comiXology Originals 2018 Preview Book, featuring story pages, creator bios and behind the scenes process sketches from current and upcoming comiXology Originals creator-owned series. The comiXology Originals 2018 Preview Book will be given away at comiXology’s panels and during creator signings at booth #2547 throughout Comic-Con International, which takes place at the San Diego Convention Center July 18-22 in San Diego, CA. At the booth fans can also receive a limited edition comiXology Originals enamel pin, free – small quantities of the pin will be available at the start of each day, first-come-first-served. ComiXology will also be hosting 10 panels at this year’s convention and during every panel limited quantities of signed Savage Game Print-on-Demand books along with other giveaways to be given out to attendees. For the full panel and signing schedule check out comiXology’s social media and Tumblr.
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“When we debuted the first wave of creator owned comiXology Original titles, we launched all five issues of the Superfreaks series in one day so readers could binge read the series at once. No one had ever done that before, and that’s just the tip of what we have planned,” said comiXology’s Head of Content Chip Mosher. “Today we are making history again with Goliath Girls which is releasing simultaneously in English and Japanese. Going forward we’ll continue to push the envelope with new ways to connect with readers. It’s great to be able to offer the over 100 million Prime members worldwide the opportunity to experience these great books.”
More about the comiXology Originals titles available now can be found below:
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Goliath Girls  Written by Sam Humphries with art by Alti Firmansyah Monsters will rise, cities will fall...but best friends are forever! Zelda, Eunice, and Juliet are three best friends: orphans of the Kaiju Generation, and adoptive mothers to their own baby Goliath! For years they’ve searched for the elusive King of All Goliaths, the one fabled to bring the Forever War to an end. But they’re not the only ones on his trail. 
• 5-issue miniseries – available monthly – $2.99 per issue on Kindle and comiXology • An industry first: simultaneously available in Japanese same day in Japan through Amazon.jp, and worldwide • Free to read for members of Amazon Prime, Kindle Unlimited and comiXology Unlimited • Print collected edition will be available via Print-on-Demand exclusively on Amazon.com
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Grave Danger Written by Tim Seeley with art by Mike Norton She is Grave Danger, agent of Headstone, a joint clandestine espionage organization that handles all unspeakable crime! [Unspeakable Crime- Illegal acts committed by paranormal entities such as vampires, witches, demons, and Frankensteins.] Agent Danger leaps into action from the suborbital Mourning Angel base, afraid of nothing! [Except getting her sneakers dirty. And heights.] [Also, her past.]. The first release from Daniel Alter and Jeff Forsyth’s new company Comix AF. • 5-issue miniseries – available monthly – $2.99 per issue on Kindle and comiXology • Free to read for members of Amazon Prime, Kindle Unlimited and comiXology Unlimited • Print collected edition will be available via Print-on-Demand exclusively on Amazon.com
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Hit Reblog: Comics That Caught Fire Written and illustrated by Megan Kearney, edited by Hope Nicholson Hit Reblog: Comics That Caught Fire showcases the viral sensations of the webcomics world and the true stories behind their creators. Follow the ups and downs of internet fame, from IP theft to book deals, and all the trials of becoming an overnight sensation after gaining 10,000 reblogs in a single night. Learn about the origins behind the hit comic strips "This is Fine", "All Houses Matter", "No Take, Only Throw", and frequently-viral webcomics such as Owlturd, Cyanide and Happiness, False Knees, and Poorly Drawn Lines. Each of the twenty artists featured includes a biographical intro by award-winning comic artist Megan Kearney (Disney Princess, The Secret Loves of Geek Girls).
Hit Reblog: Comics That Caught Fire includes comics by webcomic superstars: Anelien, Joshua Barkman, Rob Denbleyker, Adam Ellis, Reza Farazmand, Nick Franco, Craig Froehle, KC Green, Ryan Harby, Maya Kern, Fran Krause, Dami Lee, David Malki!, Dave Mcelfatrick, Alex Norris, Branson Reese, Nick Seluk, Katie Shanahan, Brandon Sheffield, Shen, Kris Straub, and Zach Weinersmith, Kris Wilson. Edited by Hope Nicholson of the multi Eisner-award nominated publisher Bedside Press. • Collection 120pg – $6.99 on Kindle and comiXology • Free to read for members of Amazon Prime, Kindle Unlimited and comiXology Unlimited • Available for pre-order in print for $9.99 as a Print-on-Demand graphic novel exclusively on Amazon.com
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Teenage Wasteland Written by Magdalene Visaggio with art by Jen Vaughn Smart-mouthed Ellie Tweed is the jerkhole new girl in school who falls in with the wrong crowd, who happen to have an explosive secret: they aren’t just jerkhole teenage girls with attitude, they are the Earth’s secret defenders! And Ellie’s their newest recruit. From the creative duo of Magdalene Visaggio (Kim & Kim) and Jen Vaughn (Betty & Veronica: Vixens) comes this action-packed series where after school activities include transforming into superheroes and fighting monsters! • 5-issue miniseries – available monthly – $2.99 per issue will be available on Kindle and comiXology • Free to read for members of Amazon Prime, Kindle Unlimited and comiXology Unlimited • Print collected edition will be available via Print-on-Demand exclusively on Amazon.com
Titles arriving in the coming months:
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The Dark Written by Mark Sable with art by Kristian Donaldson After a worldwide cyberwar ends technology as we know it, a former super-soldier teams up with a biopunk to fight the rise of a biological internet forcing humanity to connect to it—whether they want to or not. • Original Graphic Novel will be available on Kindle and comiXology • Free to read for members of Amazon Prime, Kindle Unlimited and comiXology Unlimited • A print edition will be available soon via Print-on-Demand exclusively on Amazon.com
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Delver Written by C. Spike Trotman and MK Reed with art by Tish Doolin When the door to a living dungeon surfaces in the tiny hamlet of Oddgoat, village girl Temerity Aster has two choices: abandon the only home she’s ever known to carpet baggers and sellswords, or carve out a place for herself and her family in the new and dangerous world of delving. • 5-issue miniseries will be available on Kindle and comiXology • Free to read for members of Amazon Prime, Kindle Unlimited and comiXology Unlimited • Print collected edition will be available via Print-on-Demand exclusively on Amazon.com
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The Stone King Written by Kel McDonald with art by Tyler Crook A young adult fantasy adventure about finding who you are through taking responsibility for your mistakes, The Stone King explores the life of a teen girl thief, working to determine her future path but instead provokes a giant. • 4-issue miniseries will be available on Kindle and comiXology • Free to read for members of Amazon Prime, Kindle Unlimited and comiXology Unlimited • Print collected edition will be available via Print-on-Demand exclusively on Amazon.com
These titles join Savage Game an original graphic novel created by NFL player Ryan Kalil, written by Shawn Kittelsen, with art by Chris B. Murray, Elephantmen 2261: The Death of Shorty issues #1-2 from writer Richard Starkings, and artists Axel Medellin and Boo Cook; and Ask For Mercy issues #1-2 from writer Starkings and newcomer artist Abigail Jill Harding.
In addition, Superfreaks, a debut series from co-writers Elsa Charretier and Pierrick Colinet, and newcomer artist Margaux Saltel with all 5 issues released at once for bingeable reading, is available today as a digital collected edition.
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staykids9 · 6 years ago
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@bangtans-son-yeontan there are gonna be A LOT of songs so I’m just gonna put everything in this post
So firstly K-Pop/C-Pop/J-Rock
Summer go Loco - Loco ft Gray
Okey Dokey - MINO ft Zico
It’s definitely you - V ft Jin
El dorado - EXO
Peter Pan - EXO
Stay with me - Chanyeol ft Punch (I LOVE THIS SONG)
Goodbye - Taemin (there’s a kor and a jap ver and i like the kor ver more but you should check out both :3)
Bye Babe - Chen ft 10cm
Black Suit - Super Junior
Change up - SVT Leaders
My I - SVT The8 & Jun
Gotta talk to you - Seungri
Here come the regrets - Epik High ft. Lee Hi
I’m different - HI SUHYUN ft. Bobby
Bomb - Ravi ft San E
Movie - BtoB
Missing you - BtoB (THE VOCALS I LOVE THIS SONG)
O sole mio - SF9
Bermuda Triangle - Zico, Crush ft Dean
Yesterday - Block B
Her - Block B
Really Really - Winner
Don’t flirt - Winner
Island - Winner
Love me love me - Winner
The Real - N.Flying
Like this - Pentagon
ON/OFF - ONF
Holup! - Bobby
I love you - Bobby
Runaway - Bobby
Secret - Bobby, DK ft Katie
In love - Bobby (this is slow but i love it)
Hit me - MOBB
Full house - MOBB
Honeymoon - B.A.P.
Wake me up - B.A.P.
Haru Haru - Big Bang
Sober - Big Bang
FXXK IT - Big Bang
Last Dance - Big Bang
Crayon - GDragon
That XX - GDragon
Untitled, 2014 - GDragon
Who You? - GDragon
Crooked - GDragon
Dancing King - Yu Jae Seok ft EXO
Don’t Recall - KARD
Oh NaNa - KARD
Hola Hola - KARD
Bad - Infinite
Newton - Monsta X
Shine Forever - Monsta X
Hero - Monsta X
Beautiful - Monsta X
Sixteen - Samuel
Yes I am - Mamamoo
4 walls - f(x)
New face - PSY
Bomb - PSY, B.I. ft Bobby
Dumb & Dumber - iKON
What’s wrong - iKON
Rhythm Ta - iKON
Anthem - iKON
Apology - iKON
Airplane - iKON
Bling Bling - iKON
B-DAY - iKON
July - Kris Wu
Dramarama - Monsta X
Just one day - BTS
Run - BTS
21st century girls - BTS
Interlude: Wings - BTS
Shake that brass - Amber ft Taeyeon
Shall we dance - Block B
CLAP - Seventeen
Peek-A-Boo - Red Velvet
Crazy Sexy Cool - Astro
Day and Night - Taemin
Thirsty - Taemin
Lost one - Epik High
Bullshit - GDragon
I don’t like your girlfriend - Weki Meki
Fanfare - SF9
Jelly - Hotshot
I’m the one - MXM
여기여기 - Halo
That girl - Jung Yong Hwa ft Loco
WOW - BtoB
Rain - KNK
Devil - Super Junior
Can’t help myself - Eric Nam ft Loco
EXO 2014 - EXO (I cry everytime I listen to that song ugh i love it)
Breathe - Lee Hi (Jonghyun wrote that song and I just CAN’T LISTEN TO IT ANYMORE AFTER YOU KNOW)
Wild and Young - Kang Seung Yoon
She is - Jonghyun
19 - Z.Tao
Black White (AB) - Z.Tao
The Road - Z.Tao
3.6.5 - EXO
Shala La - THE ORAL CIGARETTES
Kyouran Hey Kids!! - THE ORAL CIGARETTES
Black Memory - THE ORAL CIGARETTES
Kishi Kasei Story - THE ORAL CIGARETTES
5150 - THE ORAL CIGARETTES
Kizukeyo Baby - THE ORAL CIGARETTES
Cactus - A.C.E.
ROAR - SF9
White TShirt - Jonghyun
Y si fuera ella - Jonghyun
Mommae - Jay Park ft Ugly Duck (DO NOT WATCH THE MV if you’re under 16)
Hold Me - Eric Nam
WEE WOO - Pristin
Moon - Jonghyun
The Little Prince - Ryeowook
Trap - Henry, Taemin ft Kyuhyun
Swing - Super Junior M
Colleteral Love - Z.Tao
Deja-Boo - Jonghyun
Hallelujah - Jonghyun
You don’t go - Super Junior D&E
So Goodbye - Jonghyun
Tell Me - Infinite (A BOP)
ECHO - Seven O’Clock
DDD - EXID
Dinosaur - Akdong Musician
Me like yuh - Jay Park
Middle Fingers-Up - GDragon
놀리러 간다(Don't tease me!) - Speed
샤방샤방 - Park Hyun Bin (That’s trot and I love it)
Traveler - f(x) ft Zico
Hand in Hand - MIXNINE Team Pyeongchang
Super Freak - MIXNINE Team Gangnam Station
Home alone - Ravi ft Jung Yong Hwa
Everything - iKON
Beautiful - iKON
Don’t forget - iKON
Love me - iKON
What!? - MIXNINE Team Top Line
I like to too - MIXNINE Team Like8+1
Ravi da Loca - Ravi
Nirvana - Ravi ft Park Jimin (No, not BTS’ Jimin hehe)
Beggar - Z.Tao
Forget about tomorrow - Jay Park ft Yultron
Hot Potato - N-Flying
Callin’ - A.C.E.
Louder - Taeyang
Nega Dola - BoA
Joah - Jay Park
Doom Dada - T.O.P.
Just Dance - MIXNINE
Perfect girl - Monsta X
5tar - A.C.E.
Rubber Band - iKON
Love Line - TVXQ
Fly - Got7
If you do - Got7
Hard Carry - Got7
You are - Got7
What can I do - Day6
I smile - Day6
Congratulations - Day6
Everyday - Winner
One and Only you - Got7 ft Hyolyn
Look - Got7
Everyday - Mamamoo
Blooming Day - EXO CBX
Lo Siento - Super Junior ft Leslie Grace
Honestly - Eric Nam
Giddy up - The Boyz
Lady - EXID
Tomorrow, Today - JJ Project
Scientist - VIXX
Shine - Pentagon
Dawn of us - Jackson Wang
Sheep - Lay
Cider - Yezi
Hobgoblin - CLC
Anck Su Namun - Yezi
My Number - Cheetah
La TATA - (G)-IDLE
Face - Got7
Paradise - Got7
Go Higher - Got7
Beggin on my knees - Got7
Love Flutters - TheEastLight.
Real Man - TheEastLight.
Teenager - Samuel
Black and Blue - A.C.E.
Take me higher - A.C.E.
Complete - ONF
Perfect Man - Shinhwa
Shoot Me - Day6
I’m not afraid - Holland
365 fresh - Triple H
Retro Future - Triple H
egoistic - Mamamoo
1,2,3! - Seungri
Where r u from  - Seungri ft MINO (I LOVE the mv)
Mollado - Seungri ft B.I.
Paradise Lost - Gain
Dally - Hyolyn ft GRAY
Killing me - iKON
Now or Never - SF9
Down - Jessi
‘Bout you - Super Junior D&E
HANN - (G)-IDLE
Our season - Jonghyun
Ok now to the English (&spanish) songs I am so sorry this is so long
Get like me – Nelly, Nicky Minaj
Hot in here – Crib
In my blood – Shawn Mendes
Chicken fried – Zac Brown Band
Youth – Shawn Mendes ft Khalid
Queen – Shawn Mendes
Mutual – Shawn Mendes
Born this way – Lady Gaga
Free – Cody Simpson
Happy lil hippie – Cody Simpson
La da dee – Cody Simpson
Angel with a Shotgun - The Cab
Carry on Wayward Son - Kansas
The House of the Rising Sun - The Animals
Devil in disguise - Elvis Presley
Temporary Bliss - The Cab
Simple Man - Lynyrd Skynyrd
The Weight - Jason Manns
Simple Man - Jason Manns ft Jensen Ackles
Wagon Wheel - Jason Manns
Knockin on heaven’s door - Daniele Negroni (idk I just listen to his ver lol)
Hotel California - Eagles
Nothing Else Matters - Metallica
Smells like teen spirit - Nirvana
Lithium - Nirvana
Castle - Halsey
New Americana - Halsey
Ghost - Halsey
Colors - Halsey
Siempre Brillaras - TINI
ok I am done after like 2h i am sososo sorry that it took so long and that that list is so long .-.
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ingrcdhqs-blog · 7 years ago
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hi ! welcome to chilis !
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( halston sage / cis!female / she & her ) the paparazzi have spotted INGRID DUCHAN, the 23 year old ACTOR who’s currently working as EMILY MALONE on SUBURBIA. the tabloids have called them ARDENT and DEBONAIR, but also MANIPULATIVE and ABRASIVE. during their time in the spotlight, they’ve been dubbed the LIBERTINE. ( debbie / 19 / est / she & her )
hi hello i have finally brought ingrid back from the dead and she is the actual devil incarnate. in this essay, i will
so ingrid is the creation of two wildly successful names in hollywood  — alice duchan-reese ( a kris jenner-esque  publciist who only represents selct celebrities ) and harold duchan ( oscar award winning director of black pearl, a stunning biopic paying tribute to the late josephine baker )
she’s literally lived in los angeles her whole life, but she’s traveled to so many places she can’t even count on her fingers and toes
like any teenager, ingrid has devoted her life to doing absolutely everything her parents tells her NOT to do
even when she was a baby, she would keep doing whatever the fuck she was doing after they counted to three yknow what i mean?
her parents wanted her to enroll in acting classes and she would skip every class and go get wasted at USC in the middle of the day
she struggled a lot in high school because she didn’t know what she was passionate about, and she tried so many different classes to see what she liked but she hated everything she tried so she just gave up mid-semester
she would threaten weak upperclassmen into doing her schoolwork in exchange for keeping her mouth shut about awful shit they’ve done
obviosuly her parents look out for her 110% of the day and they remember when they would lift her up to the camera and see her smile a megawatt smile, and asking them what editing videos is like and showing them things she would edit on her mac
they always remember but ingrid has the memory of an inchworm so she dos not
so anyway ingrid is like ‘wow i love to argue and ruin people’s lives, i wanna go to law school’
this obviously had nothing to do with a late night throwback movie marathon where legally blonde inspired her to be a kick ass blonde lawyer obviously not
her parents are like ‘ingrid you dumb bitch fINE you’re not gonna listen to us’
anyway she spends her freshman year studying pre law at USC and literally wants to die, she hates it so so so much’
her roommate guilts her into joining the school musical (legally blonde the musical, to be exact), just like she guilted her into joining alpha chi
she lands the role of vivian (she has no idea how but it makes sense tbh) and realizes that she really really likes acting
during her sophomore year of college, she changes her major to theater and DOESNT TELL HER PARENTS UNTIL SHE DECIDES SHE WANTS TO DROP OUT OF COLLEGE TO PURSUE ACTING
her parents are like ‘tbh we expected this but your mother is gonna be your publicist and that’s final’
that phrase alone makes ingrid want to be a lawyer again but she heels and decides to audition for a ton of shit
her first role is on law & order svu and you know that’s where all the big shot actors start out you know  that
after that the media is ALL up her ass and her dad’s ass and her mom’s ass bc the family legacy is continuing and they want her to be a quadrule threat and act and sing and dance and direct
all she really wants to do is act and maybe direct a couple of movies but there’s so much shit going on she channels her confusion into punching guys at bars and flashing her tits on the freeway
it’s fine though bc she lands a role on suburbia, thanks to her father, and they’re like ‘listen, if you want this role you’ve got to c a l m down’
ingrid is so happy about it she promises to stop kneeing guys in the dick for fun and has channeled her mischief into micro-agressions and not minding her business (like high school but with more freedom and even more creative threats)
R A N D O M DANCING HEADCANONS
is secretly really into history because her father is the king of biopics & she can literally talk your ear off about kickass female heroes
has a sizable knife collection that she likes to introduce men to when they don’t listen to her
realized she was a lesbian when her tenth grade boyfriend gave her mono and told her ‘it’s all part of the game’
with that being said, she would suck ten dicks for red vines because those are her s h i t
never tells anyone that she was in a sorority, and blackmails any journalist who tries to uncover that information
blew her science partner’s engaged brother during senior year because she forgot to do the works cited slide on their mid-term project. they still got a ‘b’, but that was unacceptable
will murder anyone who speaks of her parents negatively because she’s the only one who gets to do that
only gets coffin acrylics because they’re the best to scratch people with
i think that’s about it??? come plot with my boo
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oh-beyond · 7 years ago
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Saviour AU - Part 22 (M)
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He wasn’t rich like the others, he didn’t really fit, but he was part of the group, the rich boys that had investments in one of the biggest companies in the country, they were powerful and handsome and they could get anything the wanted, money had corrupted their every day actions, money that Byun Baekhyun didn’t have, to what extent was he like them?
You were lucky enough to be delivering the coffee every morning, you just wanted to see him, and to see him meant seeing the others too… You had faith that he was different… just don’t trust him too much he might surprise you, and not in a good way.
Business AU/Angst/Smut
Baekhyun x Reader ft. Chanyeol, Chen, Kai & Lay (Mentions of EXO OT12)
Warnings: Nudity and suggestive situation.
Masterlist
Saviour Masterpost
< Part 21 - Part 23 >
“I want Chanhyun back” you cried.
“I will bring him back, I promise” he slid his hand to the nape of your neck planting an open mouthed kiss on your lips that immobilised you “I love you, I love the both of you, both my beautiful cupcakes.”
You let him kiss you without moving away, however your body clenched at the alien feeling of having Baekhyun’s lips on yours while your son was kidnapped. You felt horrible for letting that happen, but at the same time you knew Baekhyun needed it, and you knew you could provide him with a boost of energy with a simple kiss.
You watched him open the door to the apartment and run outside to meet up with Chanyeol, and as the door closed you did actually smile to yourself... his lips were on your again, his beautiful soft lips. Baekhyun. Byun Baekhyun... Chanhyun’s father... 
Byun Chanhyun’s father just kissed you in the lips and said ‘both my beautiful cupcakes’
It felt strange and alien, but also natural and finally he was here...
Baekhyun as he ran to catch the elevator felt the same feeling, however intensified 100 times more. When finally the elevator’s doors closed he looked at his reflexion on the mirror and touched his lower lip smiling like and idiot. The taste of your lips vivid on his.
“Yes! Yes cupcake, my baby girl.”
He exhaled in relief leaning his back on the wall waiting to arrive, the dumb expression never leaving his face until he opened the passenger’s door to Chanyeol’s car.
“Wow, you look pretty Baek.”
“She makes me pretty, it’s her lips, her scent, her skin.”
“Poetic! Nice one man. Kissed?”
Baekhyun nodded displaying a smile.
“I am very happy Baekhyun” affirmed Chanyeol driving away. “I think I should go to give the ransom and collect Chanhyun.”
Baekhyun straightened himself. “No! It’s my duty, he's my son!”
“Yeah Baek, that’s why, in case anything happens... I don’t want to risk your li-”
“Shut the fuck up Park Chanyeol! As if I would let you!”
“But-”
“NO!” Yelled Baekhyun muting Chanyeol.
Chanyeol nodded driving in silence, Baekhyun wore his regular serious face bringing the briefcase with the money on his lap rubbing it impatiently.
They had arrived where they were told. Just underneath Mapo bridge looking for the blonde woman the kidnapper described. They were very nervous until Chanyeol’s phone rang again, Baekhyun pulling it away from his hand to reply.
“Yes!”
“Act less obvious, stop looking around, the woman is quite noticeable once she appears in the spot we agreed on.” Spoke Kris over the phone.
“I can’t see her!” Murmured Baekhyun shaking.
“Patience! We are just making sure you didn’t bring company.”
“We didn’t! I am not a fucking idiot!”
“Leave the money at the bench and go back where you are standing right now.”
And with that last demand Kris turned off the phone taking the sim card off the device breaking it with his teeth.
“So what now?” enquired Suho very anxious.
“Is the baby is still sleeping? I guess those drops I gave him worked.”
“WHAT THE FUCK KRIS!? WHAT DID YOU GIVE HIM!?”
“Relax dumbfuck! It’s only some relaxing drops. You do look attractive when you are angry Myeon-ah” teased Kris.
“I fucking hate your guts.”
“Sure you do. Now come on, show me how you walk with that dress down the ramp babe. Fuck me up!”
Suho ignored Kris rolling his eyes, he was wearing a black long coat with a large hoodie over his head and sunglasses, he got off the car taking the box where Chanhyun was asleep still and went where he was supposed to go. He looked at Kris one last time for encouraging but he regretted immediately when Kris winked at him blowing him a kiss. Suho was very scared, but the chill in Kris was appreciated, despite showing that he was annoyed by it, in reality he wasn’t.
He went down the stairs carefully holding the box, he noticed Chanyeol holding onto Baekhyun’s shoulders for moral support. Suho kept walking until he saw the bench, he walked towards it leaving the box then taking the coat off revealing the blonde wig and green dress.
“Baek! Look!”
“Let her take the money.” Suggested Baekhyun faking a clam tone.
“But where is Chanhyun?”
“He must be in the box, don’t tense me fucker.”
When Suho opened the briefcase making sure all the money they gave Baekhyun was inside, he sprinted back to where Kris had the car parked. Just then Baekhyun ran towards the bench opening the box meeting his son for the first time.
He gasped covering his mouth with his hand making Chanyeol worry. Chanyeol was asked not to move from where he was and for a moment he thought Chanhyun was harmed, but when Baekhyun lowered himself picking up Chanhyun he was relieved.
The scene was so strange from a distance, father and son, Baekhyun sniffing on his baby as he hugged him, but Chanyeol knew better, Chanhyun’s sleep wasn’t that deep, he looked lifeless...
Chanyeol rushed towards Baekhyun and without thinking it twice he pulled the baby out of Baekhyun’s hands.
“Hyun-ah!” He cried making confusing Baekhyun “yah! What’s with you baby? Wake up!” He placed his ear on Chanhyun’s chest to hear his heartbeats that he luckily found steady, but still he looked pale and unwell, he kissed his forehead rubbing on his back “Hyuna-ah! Hyuna-ah!”
“Chanyeol! What are you doing to him? Why are you handling him so roughly? give him back!”
“Move away Baekhyun!” 
Chanyeol knew there was something wrong with Chanhyun, but finally Chanhyun opened his eyes lazily, Chanyeol sat down on the bench placing Chanhyun on his leg bending his head down slightly.
“Chanyeol! What are you doing with him?”
“Shhh. Come on Hyun-ah!”
And there it was, the baby vomited big time all over the ground, Chanyeol just knew and felt that the kidnappers might of given him something to soothe him and luckily he brought it all up.
“That’s my boy! Good boy!” Chanyeol patted on his back cleaning his mouth with a tissue he had in his pocket, when Chanhyun recognised Chanyeol he  started crying touching his face and pulling on his hair. “That’s ok Hyun-ah, you are safe now.” He hugged him closing his eyes feeling the small body between his arms.
Baekhyun felt like shit, he understood that his friend was there when he wasn’t, nonetheless it felt really bad. He cleared his throat making Chanyeol open his eyes again.
“Oh, Baek, sorry I-”
“Don’t worry man, he’s all he knows” sang Baekhyun sitting down next to them.
“Look Chanhyun, this is you appa.”
Chanhyun looked where Chanyeol was pointing returning his face to Chanyeol’s shoulder in refusal.
“Look, he is very nice, don’t you want to meet him? He’s my best friend” he tried again, Baekhyun lifting his hands inviting Chanhyun to come to him, but Chanhyun kicked and didn’t want.
“I think we should go back home, ___ would want to see that Hyun-ah is safe.” Suggested Baekhyun looking at his feet.
“Don’t get discouraged Baek, he’s just a baby.” Cheered Chanyeol standing up.
Baekhyun nodded following Chanyeol to get the best view of Chanhyun, his hand reaching for his leg to feel his little feet and occasionally play peek-a-boo with him, but all Chanhyun did was bury his face onto Chanyeol’s neck making Baekhyun sigh.
Chanyeol entered the passcode to his apartment and as soon and Chanhyun recognised the place he kicked with his feet for Chanyeol to let him crawl his way to his favourite place where his toys were gathered in the living room’s corner.
“___! Look who is here!”
You heard Chanyeol announce cheerfully, then you heard little hands slapping the floor crawling his way to his corner, you saw his body move and he was there, your baby Chanhyun.
You ran towards him and opened your arms picking him up kissing him everywhere possible, checking his little fingers and toes and back to his face and kissing him again and again. He was kicking excited when he saw you again, and as if nothing ever happened all he really wanted was to go to his corner and play in the mat.
“Just let him go now ___, he’s alright. Don’t make him feel there is something strange going on.”
“But he looks pale, did he lose weight Chanyeol? Should we take him for a checkup?”
“He’s alright ___, just let him go play” Chanyeol then hugged you both... all while Baekhyun just watched in silence. He was unnecessary, he didn’t fit, but this time he wasn’t going to leave, he was determined to fight for what was his.
He cleared his throat again making you and Chanyeol detach yourselves from that teasing hug that seemed never to have an end, feeling jealous of the numerous times you’ve said thank you to Chanyeol.
“Baekhyun please come in, it’s your house bro.”
He nodded shyly and sat across from you watching you and Chanhyun in your lap that kept kicking to be let down.
You finally let Chanhyun down lifting your gaze making eye contact with Baekhyun. “Thanks ah... thanks Baekhyun.”
He smiled widely. “Don’t thank me please, as you said it’s my duty.”
“So I think you should to bathe him ___.” Suggested Chanyeol enthusiastically.
“Yeah I will, let’s go Hyun-ah... ahmm you can go now Baekhyun thanks.”
You disappeared to get the bath ready and Chanyeol took advantage to sit and talk to Baekhyun.
“She still hates my guts.”
“Sure she does, now listen up, bath time. This is such a big deal for ___, she’s always panicking whether the water is too cold or to hot or wether Hyun-ah will slip out of her hands, it’s mental man, like really big deal. So I will leave and she won’t refuse your help because fuck, she is paranoid. Tell her I went to call the guys and advise Kris and Suho hyung.”
“But Chanyeol, what if-”
“Bye Baek, go get your family back.” Chanyeol waived at Baekhyun leaving tiptoeing his way out.
“Chanyeol do you mind holding-” you asked stoping to look around the living room “where is Chanyeol?”
“He... well he, he said he wanted to go tell the guys and meet Yifan and Junmyeon hyung.”
You huffed running your hand over Chanhyun’s back. “Why didn’t you go instead?”
“I could maybe help you?” Baekhyun walked close to you lifting his hands to try and reach for Chanhyun but you stepped back. “Help you with Chanhyun, please?”
“Baekhyun go home.”
“I don’t want to go home, if I do come with me.”
You snorted covering your mouth “what? Baekhyun please, don’t act all-”
“Let me help you with that bath, hm?”
Baekhyun watched you getting little tiny clothes from the chest of drawers in the guest’s room placing them on the bed, all while you held Chanhyun with one arm. Baekhyun wanted to help but it seemed like you were ignoring him, not being able to even talk to him or simply look at him. It was a strange feeling, having him around you and around Chanhyun.
“I could maybe hold him while you get everything prepared?”
You stopped at his suggestion and faced him, you nodded awkwardly. “OK.”
Baekhyun tried lifting Chanhyun but again he just buried his head on your neck.
“I guess he is just not used to you.”
Baekhyun looked sad, he genuinely wanted to feel his son between his arms but it wasn’t that simple.
“Why don’t you fill the bath and put his bath toys in, they should be inside the bathroom vanity.”
Baekhyun rubbed Chanhyun’s head softly and headed to do what you asked him to.
He took off his blazer and rolled up his sleeves cleaning the bath before starting to fill it with warm water, you were leaning on the bathroom doorframe watching him, it felt surreal. Here he was Baekhyun, your Baekhyun preparing a bath for your son.
Chanhyun sneezed and Baekhyun noticed you standing.
“Hi.”
“Hi, how are you doing?”
“I think the water is ok.”
You went inside sitting on the edge undressing Chanhyun, you wiped his bum with a wipe and tried the water with your hand before letting him in.
Oh he was so happy, he missed his toys that he had at uncle Chanyeol’s, but... there was no bath seat to hold him still and the task was harder than usual.
“Baek, be careful! Please!”
“Wow he is very active, Hyun-ah!”
Chanhyun kept slapping the water splattering completely drenching Baekhyun’s shirt, you washed his hair and tried to make it as brief as possible but Chanhyun wanted to play.
“I think- I well... I think I will go inside with him so you can leave Baekhyun thanks.”
“But when you are done he won’t let me pick him up, would he?”
“Well this cannot be, he needs his bath chair.” You tried lifting Chanhyun but he started crying uncontrollably. “Oh dear he really wants to play.”
“Poor baby just let him.”
“Baek he’s moving too much, I can’t, what if-”
“I can go in with him, I mean you don’t need to leave, I’ll get Chanyeol’s swimsuit wait here.”
Before you had time to protest Baekhyun was out of the bathroom undressing himself taking Chanyeol’s swimsuit from the second drawer. In less than 2 seconds Baekhyun had taken off his clothes jumping on the almost Bermuda looking swimsuit that run too long on him. He looked at himself in the mirror fixing his sideburns going to the bathroom where you were now having a really hard time to hold Chanhyun still.
“Here I am!” He announced dipping his feet inside the bath taking Chanhyun from your hands sitting in the bath.
A cold sweat run down your spine when you saw him bare chested, you looked away faking to be doing something getting up.
“Don’t leave us alone, he is not used to me yet, I don’t want him to hate me, please?”
Chanhyun didn’t look upset because he was still in the water playing with his toys. You sat back down in the floor leaning on the edge trying to focus on anything that wasn’t Baekhyun, but it was being impossible as he kept touching your hand whenever you tried massage Chanhyun’s little frame.
“I feel the happiest I have ever been right now. I can’t believe that I am actually here, my son in my lap and you next to me.”
“I am happy that you are happy about Chanhyun’s existence, but that’s all it is to it Baekhyun.” Your voice monotonous.
“You know he does look a lot like me, I think he’d love to have me close to you.”
“It would be lovely to have you in his life, but not me Baekhyun.”
“Cupcake!”
“I’ll go get a towel, I think he is comfortable enough with you now.”
You got up and went to your room fanning yourself, your tears threatened to make an appearance, you sat on the bed and listened to how Baekhyun was playing with Chanhyun smiling to yourself finally. You let them play for about 10 minutes returning with a towel watching them from were you stood. Chanhyun was having a blast with Baekhyun, he was submerging his plastic toys releasing them making them float doing noises and Chanhyun was giggling his life away. You could breathe... everything you ever wanted was in that bathtub...
“Come on, I think that is enough for one day.”
“But eomma~~~” Baekhyun pouted encircling his arms around Chanhyun.
“No come on Baekhyun don’t spoil him. He needs to eat and sleep, it was too much for all of us today.”
Bakehyun nodded getting up handing you Chanhyun. You wrapped the towel around him and went back to the room.
You were almost done dressing Chanhyun when you felt Baekhyun’s hand on the small of your back before sitting down on the bed leaning on one elbow next to Chanhyun watching how you professionally put his diaper on.
“I’d love to try.” He mused kissing Chanhyun’s forehead.
“You should put some clothes on yourself Baekhyun.”
“It’s very warm. How about you teach me how to do this?” He insisted getting up beside me placing his hands over yours while you tried putting Chanhyun’s vest on.
“Baekhyun don’t, not now.”
You lifted Chanhyun and headed outside to prepare him a bottle and Baekhyun followed you.
“Where are you going?”
“He needs a bottle and go to bed.”
“Let me hold him while you do that, he’s my pal now” Baekhyun extended his hands and Chanhyun didn’t refuse this time. “See? He knows his appa.”
You ignored him and made the warm bottle of milk while Baekhyun bounced like a child with the baby making him giggle. You couldn’t deny that it looked amazing. You loved it. It was almost perfect.
“Let me feed him. Let me~~~”
You offered the bottle and watched Baekhyun sitting in the bed his back on the headboard. You sat next to him and watched how he looked at his son with his puppy eyes while Chanhyun drank contently discovering his father’s face with his tiny hands.
He finally and after a long day Chanhyun fell asleep, after that needed feed and burping like a champion.
“Put him him down Baekhyun.”
“I want to lie down next to him for a bit, please I want to hear him breath next to me.”
“Baekhyun.”
“No, please. Look, he has his my finger trapped between his, we don’t want to disturb him.”
Baekhyun placed Chanhyun carefully in bed and threw his arm around the small body covering himself and Chanhyun with the duvet.
“I love you.” Whispered Baekhyun looking at you.
“Huh?”
“I love you. Chanhyun.” He corrected himself.
“OK now he is asleep, you can leave now Baekhyun please.”
“And I love you, I love you cupcake.”
“And I don’t, I really really don’t Baekhyun, it’s not because I am upset or for everything that happened between us. It’s just... I do not love you anymore. It’s gone.”
He didn’t say a thing and he kept caressing Chanhyun’s forehead and eyebrows carefully with his thumb.
“Please go because I’d like to cuddle with my baby.”
“No one is stopping you, I too want to cuddle with my baby.”
“Baekhyun leave.”
“I am not leaving.” He pouted snuggling next to Chanhyun even more.
You exhaled and lied down too, Baekhyun slowly covered you with the duvet and just like that the 3 of you were under the covers, looking at each other and at Chanhyun in silence. Your hand caressing Chanhyun’s cheek while Baekhyun’s playful feet tried to reach yours.
“What do you want Baekhyun?”
“I want you.”
“Because you know that you have a son?”
“Not going to lie, that contributes to the desire.”
“Not good enough for me.”
“I thought he was Chanyeol’s son. I told you that I love you repeatedly, I thought I was being selfish wanting to take you from the real father.”
“Not good enough for me.” You repeated sighing rolling over your back looking at the ceiling.
“Cupcake.”
“What do you owe to EXO now? What in return of that amount?”
“I will work for them again. Forever, I hope that is enough.”
“And if it isn’t?” You asked looking at Baekhyun again.
“It will be.” He placed his lips over Chanhyun’s forehead kissing him lightly.
“You plan to stay here all night?”
“Yes, I am sleeping with my boy today, all night.” Baekhyun confirmed smiling.
It was about after an hour when Chanhyun started to cry, a change of nappy for sure. Baekhyun was snoring and his mouth was open, he looked cute and innocent. You got up and washed Chanhyun’s bum in the sink surprised when you noticed Baekhyun behind you rubbing his eyes, still bare chested wearing Chanyeol’s oversized shorts.
“Can I help?”
“No Baekhyun, but you should really go home, it’s just next door, have a good night sleep, I am sure you have business to do tomorrow.” “I asked for a week before joining the company to be with Chanhyun.”
You shook your head and walked past him when you finished wrapping the towel around Chanhyun. You changed him and in the process Chanhyun fell asleep again, you secured him in the middle of the bed encircling him with your arm. You waited for Baekhyun to go back to his place but instead you felt his arm around your waist, his nose at the nape of your neck.
“What are you doing?” You asked elbowing him trying to turn to face him.
“Stay put. Listen to me.” He whispered forcing you to to stay still. “I don’t know where to begin, but let me try.”
“Move away!” You elbowed him with all your force this time hitting him just under his chest causing him to start coughing. You turned around to see his face turning red. “You are going to wake him, shhhh.”
Baekhyun nodded and got up from your side feeling his chest. You covered Chanhyun properly and got up standing in front of him, your hand resting atop of the red spot where your elbow had hit him. Baekhyun looked down at your hand swallowing his need to keep coughing.
“Did I hurt you?”
“Yes, you did, and if hurting me meant you touching me the way you are, then hurt me again, hurt me all day.”
You looked at Chanhyun one more time tuning on the baby monitor. Baekhyun was confused when you returned to his side taking your lower lip between your teeth, your hand touching his chest again, this time looking at his torso.
“You want me to hurt you Baekhyun?”
He nodded happy like a puppy, his hair falling down his forehead looking the most innocent you’ve ever seen him.
You walked away and motioned with your finger for him to follow you, he gulped when he noticed your eyes and face expression had changed suggestively. 
You walked in front of him, slowly looking back as he walked behind you, he was almost drooling, he looked needy and desperate for you to touch him in any way. You entered the bathroom and lit a big scented candle that was waiting for you, as if you’d had this prepared already.
“You haven’t had a proper shower or bath since you came.”
Baekhyun doubled his eyes in size.
“Right Baekie?”
“Me? Baekie?”
“Well is anyone here called Baekie but you?”
“Yes, no, I mean-”
“Shhh, relax.” You hissed touching his chest with your nails. “Would you like to have one with me?”
“Cupc-” You placed your forefinger at his lips.
“You know I could use your hands on my shoulders, I am a bit stiff. Would you do that for me? Hm?” You asked touching your neck making him lose his shit.
Baekhyun nodded hysterically agreeing to anything you would give him. Anything.
“Get the water running, I will get a hair bubble.”
Before you even left the bathroom Baekhyun had pulled his pants down sloppily freeing his already hardened manhood. He opened the shower door and started the water getting inside looking at the door for when you came back. He was so nervous, he was already biting on his nails even though it didn’t take you 30 seconds to reappear in the candle lit bathroom.
“Cupcake~~~” He whined frowning.
“I just got the hair bubble, now get under the water.” You winked at him making him smile closing the door and obeying your orders.
He waited, he run his hands over his wet face, he let the water run through his hair and down his back. He waited.
And he waited.
“Cupcake?”
“Yes?”
“Aren’t you coming?”
“Not yet. I am trying to look pretty for you.”
He scrunched his nose in satisfaction, it was that easy. You loved him. He opened the door of the shower and saw you in your underwear, when you noticed he was watching you, you felt exposed. The feeling was no longer as natural as before. Your legs crossed and you looked down shyly.
“Cupcake, come here.”
You played wit the straps of your bra unclasping it covering your breasts with your arms as you let the bra fall in the floor.
“Fuck! Cupcake, please come here.”
“You know I haven’t had sex since you got me pregnant, and I am not on the pill. Is it safe?”
“Come here! Cupcake please!”
You walked towards the double doored shower Baekhyun pulling you inside next to him making you gasp in surprise. He tilted his head aiming to kiss you but you pushed him away.
“Have you had sex all this time?”
“What?”
“Answer me.”
“I well-”
“Well?”
“I- wha- cupcake!”
“That’s OK Baekie.” You mused running your fingers over his cheek making your breasts bare to him a little bit more.
He couldn’t cope, he kept swallowing not knowing how to approach you.
“My body has changed, and I gained weight and... my hips and my...” Your turned around feeling your butt cheek. “I am not as attractive.”
Baekhyun’s hands traveled to his head pulling his hair lightly. “Are you fucking kidding me?”
“What... is it...” You asked with a suggestive tone that had him trembling feeling his blood pulsating in the right places.
“I was all this time thinking of you.” Your hand slowly travelled from your navel to your centre. “I was very lonely.” You took his hand and kissed his fingers slowly before bringing his hand to your core.
He came close to you again but you pushed him away playfully. “Can’t you wait?”
“No.”
“As usual, you can’t wait.” 
You pinched your nipples making sure he took on the view, slowly and teasingly.
“Cupcake what are you doing?”
“Are you suffering?” You asked poking his erected member with your knee.
“Yes I am. Yes I am suffering because I love you and I want you near me and I want to tell you how sorry I am and kiss you-”
“How much are you suffering?” You looked down as he stroked himself. “Are you really in pain in here?” you moved forward tracing his tip with your thumb. “And in here?” You placed your hand over his chest.
“I am, extremely. I think I am going crazy, I can’t live without you.”
You took a step backwards smirking proudly. “Good, then I guess you will die then, because your dick ain’t coming near me. Ever again Byun Baekhyun.”
You scoffed watching him breaking into a million pieces. You loved how in power you felt.
“Cupcake! Please!” He tried reaching for your hand.
“It’s still all about sex. Yes I seem to have an effect on you. Sexual effect, you have absolutely no feelings. You are really dumb to think that I would just go and have sex with you, after all you did! I fucking hate your guts, you make me sick Baekhyun.”
“Cupcake don’t kill me, please listen to me.” He cried pulling your wrists to make you look at him. “I love you, I am nothing without you or without Chanhyun.”
You pulled your wrists free punching his shoulder. “Don’t you touch me like that ever again. I thought this was going to be harder, but I am so glad I got to finally break you. We will talk about how you will visit Chanhyun tomorrow. I’d also appreciate you leaving because I can’t stand you near me.”
You opened the shower door putting the bathrobe on as you heard his weeping satisfying you to an extent.
Oh it felt really good, breaking the man that broke you felt good.
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A/N: Nope I am not really sorry for him, she needs this for herself. Having her back this easy is not fair on her. Far from over and many things still will happen. 
Also back to Krisho cuz...
Thanks for reading, feedback always welcomed.
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tabloidtoc · 4 years ago
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Star, November 2
You can buy a copy of this issue for your very own at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks
Cover: Meghan Markle 6 months pregnant with a girl 
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Page 1: Kelly Osbourne’s super slim down -- calling 2020 her Year of Me she has dropped 85 lbs. and counting 
Page 2: Contents, Hailey Bieber 
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Page 3: January Jones using a roller to smooth her face, John Lennon’s lookalike son Sean Lennon lit up the Empire State Building in blue to honor John on what would have been his 80th birthday, Ali Larter burst into a giggle fit during a solo stroll in Santa Monica 
Page 4: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s kids will be like many kids of divorce: squarely stuck in the middle of their battling parents -- Angelina is fighting to take them all away on either Thanksgiving or Christmas but Brad wants the kids to spend time with him and his folks in Missouri which Angie refuses to agree to
Page 5: Not all the action on the Mission: Impossible 7 set has been for the cameras as Tom Cruise has been getting flirty with two of his costars Vanessa Kirby and Hayley Atwell while filming in Italy -- Tom’s following Vanessa around like a puppy one moment and Hayley the next and telling them how beautiful they look and how well they played a scene and he’s obviously got the hots for both of them -- Hayley is flattered he’s taken such an interest in her while Tom felt sparks with Vanessa a few years ago while shooting Mission: Impossible -- Fallout but she had a boyfriend then and now that she’s single Tom’s saying she’s the perfect combination of classy and cute, Ryan Gosling’s family is wondering whether he’s catering too much to his partner of almost a decade Eva Mendes because it’s been years since he has visited his relatives back in Canada and they’re pointing the finger at Eva and while Ryan swears he’s happy as a homebody especially during the pandemic his family is upset at the lack of contact and they are fed up with Eva for keeping him a virtual prisoner in L.A., while Rumer Willis feels she’s met her match in newly single Armie Hammer her parents Bruce Willis and Demi Moore are warning her off of him -- they’re happy that Rumer is happy but they don’t think she should be dating a guy with two young children who’s just starting divorce proceedings but Rumer isn’t worried that she’s a rebound because they were friends before the split and once the dust settles she believes they really have a chance 
Page 6: Hoda Kotb and her fiance Joel Schiffman have submitted paperwork to adopt another child, sister drama between Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner is making for a great new storyline on Keeping Up With the Kardashians especially after things got physical during a car ride on a family trip to Palm Springs and the spat wasn’t just for the cameras -- Kendall and Kylie have been growing apart for years and although they make out like things are OK and still goof around on Twitter but the reality is they get on each other’s nerves -- Kendall thinks Kylie is a spoiled brat and believes momager Kris Jenner gives her preferential treatment because her brand brings in more bucks -- it’s so sad because Kendall and Kylie used to be so close, Star Spots the Stars -- Katie Holmes and Emilio Vitolo Jr., Sofia Vergara, Kyle Richards, Zoey Deutch, Camila Morrone, Olivia Munn, Maren Morris 
Page 8: Star Shots -- despite ditching her typical baggy clothes Billie Eilish still turned heads with her signature neon green hair and pricey shoes, Gavin Rossdale playing tennis, Viggo Mortensen gave his seal of approval to a plaque in his honor at the 12th Lumiere Film Festival where he screened his new film Falling in Lyon, France
Page 10: Luke Bracey had everything he needed arriving on set of Baz Luhrmann’s untitled Elvis biopic in which he portrays music mogul Jerry Schilling in Gold Coast in Australia, Gwen Stefani during a photoshoot in Calabasas
Page 11: Joe Manganiello brought his dog Bubbles to the drive-in screening of his new film Archenemy at Beyond Fest, stage vets Bernadette Peters and Joel Grey took cover at the surprise A Moment for Broadway pop-up in Times Square a socially distanced performance to celebrate NYC’s theaters which have been dark since March 
Page 14: Sharna Burgess was in good spirits heading into Dancing with the Stars rehearsals, Justin Bieber on a Vespa around his neighborhood in Beverly Hills 
Page 15: Shia LaBeouf showed off his tattoos during a run, Scout Willis’ rescue dog Grandma nestled comfortably during a mid-day stroll 
Page 16: Kristen Taekman decorating her house for Halloween with son Cash
Page 17: Nev Schulman took a spin on rollerskates outside the Dancing with the Stars rehearsal studio, Rob Lowe at the beach in Santa Barbara 
Page 18: Normal or Not? Rita Ora bundled up for the dropping temperatures in London -- normal, Jessica Simpson riding her son Ace’s bicycle -- normal, a bespectacled Gwyneth Paltrow during a spa day -- not normal 
Page 19: At 6-foot-6 Charles Barkley had to squat to have his temperature taken before checking into a Beverly Hills hotel -- normal, Liam Hemsworth showing off his muscles during a workout with swimmer Ross Edgley -- normal, Dax Shepard decompressing in bed next to his dog Frank -- not normal 
Page 20: Fashion -- stars are classic in black dresses -- Zendaya, Elle Fanning, Regina King 
Page 21: Sara Sampaio, Margot Robbie 
Page 24: Dominic West who played a cheating husband on The Affair was snapped kissing Lily James despite being wed to Catherine FitzGerald since 2010 and after the photos made headlines he and his wife released a handwritten statement during a bizarre photo-op at their London home -- Catherine was humiliated by the news but she’s known to turn a blind eye and Dominic’s mad as hell with himself for getting caught -- meanwhile Dominic and Lily are set to resume production on BBC’s The Pursuit of Love which they’ve been filming in England sine July and Dominic is focused on fixing his fractured family which includes the couple’s four kids and he is committed to proving things with Catherine are strong and capable of surviving this 
Page 25: After seeming to find love at last Bethenny Frankel has called it quits with Paul Bernon after two years together because their long-distance romance proved too difficult to sustain even though Paul was willing to relocate from Boston in order to move in together but Bethenny got spooked and said no, Kristin Cavallari was spotted locking lips with comedian Jeff Dye during a night out in Chicago and those close to Kristin suspect there’s a motive behind her showing PDA with another man just six months after she and Jay Cutler announced they were splitting up: Kristin is big on getting the upper hand and kissing Jeff for everyone to see was a way of her telling Jay she was totally over him, after more than two years of dating Tobey Maguire’s girlfriend Tatiana Dieteman wants to make things official but Tobey is wary of settling down following his split from ex-wife Jennifer Meyer the mom to his kids -- now Tobey and Tatiana are at odds over their future and neither of them is backing down
Page 26: Cover Story -- Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are having a girl -- Harry and Meghan are secretly expecting baby No. 2 
Page 30: Ellen DeGeneres’ ratings troubles -- a dip in viewership shakes the daytime TV favorite leaving a struggling Ellen fighting for her show 
Page 32: Making Marriage Work -- despite hitting some bumps these stars put in the effort to save their relationships -- Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade, Beyonce and Jay-Z, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel 
Page 33: Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas, Jana Kramer and Mike Caussin, Julianne Hough and Brooks Laich 
Page 36: Beauty -- Boo-tiful makeup -- Halsey
Page 38: Entertainment 
Page 48: Parting Shot -- Kelly Clarkson hosted the 2020 Billboard Music Awards featuring Lizzo 
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omegatheunknown · 6 years ago
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EVE - Wrestle Queendom 2
Pro-Wrestling: EVE’s big weekend featured 21 matches over three days and more than lived up to the standard set by last year’s event, though with a headier dose of heartbreak and betrayal. - Production issues are practically a hallmark of EVE’s DIY ethos, but cues were hit, music played and other than a few hyperactive steadicam decisions the big show was at least as well put together as any big Progress event. - Also true to the ethos is the injection of the injured Sierra Loxton on commentary -- biggest show of the year? Experience not required. Sierra’s of the Kris Wolf school of ‘Wow.’ ‘Oh!’ ‘Yeah.’ colour commentary. Dann, as usual, has his moments of hilarity but slips too much insider jargon into his play-by-play. Don’t tell me a wrestler is ‘still selling’ her back, goodness. - Charlie Morgan’s announcement was absolutely devastating. Tears were shed. Really threw a pall over the rest of the evening. She was such an excellent ambassador for the company and a perfect distillation of what EVE is all about -- Be Fearless. Be Brave. Be You. Wolfie’s retirement already broke me, but this one hurts real bad too. EVE’s down a lot of great, great talent, but listing the remaining roster is still surprisingly re-assuring when it comes to the future of the best Women’s Wrestling promotion outside of Japan. *She Brawls in Brighton - Mostly a decent show to see everyone get their go-home reps in, the long-promised alliance of Jamie Hayter and Session Moth finally comes to fruition under the supervision of Prime Minister Kagetsu, Jordynne and LDM get a practice round, and KLR and Viper have one last go as a tag team in EVE. *She’s Gonna Start a Fight - The Resistance Gallery show is a much slicker affair, the Gallery is such an integral part of the character of EVE and with most of the go-home out of the way (though Charli Evans and Jetta got to tear each other apart,) we’re free to see some novel match-ups. Yuu v Grace v Nightshade was a delightful hoss match, LDM v Arisa Hoshiki suggested to me that Laura would benefit tremendously from a stint in Japan (and look good doing so,) and QQ vs Oedo Tai is good on any stage at any time. *Main Card   Yuu v Nightshade (**1/2) -Good weekend for Nightshade, who’s clearly climbing the card and starting to look the part of the badass heel. Wondering when we’ll see more of Yuu’s personality aside from her being really, infectiously, happy to be here. Hoss-ish style match seems an atypical choice for the curtain jerker but it worked up the crowd just fine. Kagetsu v Mayu Iwatani (***1/2) - If anyone was somehow unfamiliar with two of the very best wrestlers in the world, this was a fiery introduction. Sure, Kagetsu didn’t try to hang Mayu. Sure, the booking positioned this as more of an exhibition than a grudge match, and sure, it ended in a time limit draw -- but Mayu Iwatani and Kagetsu in a vacuum is a very good match at minimum. - I wish whoever had first told Dann and Emily about Oedo Tai had struck out the ‘o,’ because they’ve been stuck at Oh-edo for so long it’d be beyond awkward to point it out now, but it’s somehow still so grating to hear again and again.  - Despite the tendency of her machinations to blow up in her face like Wile E Coyote, Kagetsu is one of the coolest people in the entire sport, on the level of Okada or The Rock. This is not up for debate. Laura Di Matteo v Jordynne Grace (****) - The wrestling theatre is improved greatly by the suggestion of emotional stakes. Granted, it’s not absolutely clear why these two hate each other, but I absolutely believe that they do. This is the best match of LDM’s career thus far and likely my favourite of the thirty god damned matches I watched this weekend. Thought Jordynne ended Laura for good numerous times, but the finish was a beauty. Wrestle Friends v Diamond Vogue Collective v Medusa Complex (***) - This ended up a good match despite the pretense of the ‘only two teams in the ring’ stipulation, which remains asinine. Jinny’s long-running stratagem of hiring fashionable underlings wherever she goes (Jazzy Gabert’s fashionable, non?) never quite pays off but it’s put Mercedez on the map amid all the personnel changes in EVE. Millie’s a big girl and she can be friends with whoever she wants, but this one had a pretty clear conclusion from the outset. Could’ve done with some S Club 7. Session Goth Martina v Su Yung (N/R) - Martina came to fight, that’s what the Super S is for. Su Yung remains a little much, which I can both respect and also not really enjoy. Some good spots, just started to really drag, especially when Su’s cohort of brides appeared and were alternatively useless and superpowered. - I’m not going to rate this one properly because of whatever the fuck happened with the man in the inflatable baby costume and the teeth. I’m never mad about a big-lipped alligator moment but this one threw me for such a loop I couldn’t stop laughing for a full minute. Five Stars? Little Miss Roxxy v Arisa Hoshiki (***) - Totally unfair situation for whoever had to follow Charlie’s announcement. As I said, tears were being shed, I was in a total daze. Took me a while to get into this one, helped that I was curious about Roxxy getting in the ring with an accomplished Joshi. She can hang pretty well, and like LDM, hasn’t been on a tour of Japan, but I’d be so down to see it.  - Arisa was in top form all weekend, this was no exception. Kicked Roxxy around the ring and then some. Jamie Hayter v Utami Hayashishita v Nina Samuels (***1/2) - Yay for elimination matches. Yay for Utami’s crisp and vicious throws. Boo Nina. Boo Nina so hard, she’s such a fantastic heel. Rooting for Jamie in England is new and weird, but I’m sold. This might have been better than I think it was, fatigue was starting to set in hard, but either way I liked how it was put together.
Kay Lee Ray v Viper (****) - This is almost as reliably good a pairing as Kagetsu and Mayu, though often enough I feel like the ceiling is ‘very good’ and not great. Should’ve known better, really. Quite a beautiful swanton filled swan song between two absolute stalwarts of EVE, bittersweet as anything. - Always the most appreciation for KLR’s dives coming out of nowhere, like nature intended. No loading animation for the Scottish Daredevil, she just goes for it.  - Rhia promised she’d be back soon at the top of the show, and I guess she presented the tag titles, but she definitely had a look on her face like more was in store. Don’t see how she keeps her job as matchmaker after this little indiscretion. Loved it.
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mslalaescargot-blog · 8 years ago
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101 things I’ve said while playing Persona 5
 ((Me and my siblings play persona sometimes when we’re real tired. I’m bad at video games. It’s a fun time.))
Yes, I did name my protag Enrique De Garza. I have headcannons about the spanish crimeboy if people want them.
1.       *Long and drawn out conversation about sexual favors on the school rooftop*
2.       *Torero (by Chayanne) lyrics* “Appropriate music.”
3.       “I’m blind and I don’t understand…”
4.       “What is Shakira doing right now?” “Body rolls?” *Sings Tight pants / Body rolls really loudly and obnoxiously*
5.       “There are two periods in the day: morning and even—” “I just want to be friends with my dad, okay?”
6.       “I want kindness! I wanna work at the flower shop!” “Nope, flower shop gives you kindness. You want charm.” “FUCK!”
7.       “What do we do in these safe rooms?” “MAKE LOVE”
8.       “I’m deaf. I’m deaf, I’m blind, I’m a baby kitten.”
9.       “David, you’re in my shirt.”
10.   “Ambush him!” “HAH!” *Opens menu* “…Fuck.”
11.   “Oh no, Ryuji’s dead. What can I do?” “Items. Or you can use skills if you have them. Or you can just kill him.” “WHAT?!”
12.   “Y’know, the Hairies are weak to gun. … Wait.”
13.   “Great, only one of my people has a brain, and that’s… Ryuji.”
14.   “Our father, who art in heaven, Safe Mode be thy name…”
15.   *Fergalicious lyrics* “Appropriate music.  I make the best playlists.”
16.   “I hope you’re happy with yourself. You were ambushed by two guys in flip-flops.”
17.   “I don’t wanna go back to the boobs…”
18.   “Menacing Owlman.” “Tag yourself. OMG. TAG YOURSELF.”
19.   “Well, obviously. It’s an authority figure. We need Ryuji.”
20.   “I mean… Ryuji’s tits are pretty fine, soo…”
21.   “Does it bother you that Igor goes *clacks teeth like a dinosaur* and still manages to make M and N sounds?”
22.   “Your BOY needs to chill the fuck out.” “My BOY takes after ME. I’m not sure he CAN.” “… Also your boy doesn’t say fuck.”
23.   “You aren’t allowed up here.” “Yeah, but what about the secret blowjobs? Can’t do that in the library, Makoto.”
24.   “I didn’t know we could make a bus uncomfortable.” “Bus blowjobs. Super secret.”
25.   “This just in: Ryuji is actually several majestic flip-flaps in a trench coat.”
26.   “Can I take a bath? I haven’t taken a bath in two weeks.” “YOU SMEEELLLLYY!”
27.   *Ann threatens to tear down Madarame’s shack* “Also, tearing that house down probably involves breathing lightly on the walls.”
28.   “Somehow I think ‘I gotchu Boo’ is a little out of character for Enrique.”
29.   “You know, cats can’t equip undies.” “Shame.”
30.   “Yeah, I do like your lady’s dress, Iwai.”
31.   “Y’all, I got three boys in undies who’re ready to fight.”
32.   “My nose is all itchy…” “AWWW…” “He’s a jock.”
33.   “Who is attacking me?” “GUYS!!!”
34.   “Um, excuse me, that was my… FUCK!”
35.   “It’s called PAINting for a reason!!!”
36.   “That will be your exfiltration route.” “I hate that.”
37.   “I am thou, thou art I. I exist amongst the merchandise as a frowny face.”
38.   “You know who I just figured out that Yusuke dresses like?” “Who?” “Mary Berry.”
39.   “Coffee Dad is unimpressed with my choice of friends.” “Your friends are unimpressed with your choice of friends.  Look at Yusuke.”
40.   “Does she actually day-dream about Ryuji?” “Only angstily.”
41.   “Oh, he’s actually going to corner me in a broom closet.” “Actually, I think you’re the one cornering him in a broom closet, but that’s beside the point.”
42.   “Is Enrique a dick?”
43.   “Enrique, being the bisexual beast that he is…”
44.   “Has the prick been bothering you, Yusuke?  Do we need to go on a date to take your mind off it?”
45.   “If anyone was a hooker, you’d expect it to be Ryuji…wait.”
46.   “We pray for the skinny gays, and hope that they learn…something.”
47.   “I feel like they’ve become my Tamogachis.  I need to feed them…”
48.   “Where is the D?” “Down at the top.”
49.   “’I walked Yusuke back to the station.’ Like a good date.” “We then made out obscenely in the train station.” “We made everyone uncomfortable.” “It was great.”
50.   “I’m sorry Ann, this is a boys-only treehouse.” “Except for Makoto.” “Oh, yeah.”
51.   “’Show me your true form!’” “NO!!”
52.   “Ruyji is blinged the fuck out. Like, look at him.” “He’s also inside you.”
53.   “It’s called High Pixie, and not… some mean name.”
54.   “Why is my boy so elegant?” “He does the Naruto run. It makes me angry.”
55.   “What about my security!?” “It was a bitch… But I’m bitchier.”
56.   “I am that jiggly sinner elephant.”
57.   “Where’s the *pterodactyl screech*??”
58.   “Stop giving genders to inanimate objects.” “Fuck you, I do what I want.”
59.   “And here we see the wild Joker, knocked on his ass.” “Isn’t he pretty?”
60.   “Yusuke! Where in your space pants are you keeping an assault rifle?”
61.   “You can’t make Ryuji hungry! He’s always hungry. It’s like trying to make the hulk mad.”
62.   “It’s knowledge going up, not charm…” “It’s always charm with Enrique.”
63.   “Oh, OK. So you’ve got eight days until your nudes are leaked.”
64.   *Mona, wearing a rainbow afro* “Wait, guys, something isn’t right…”
65.   “How do I get rid of the slime?” “You say ‘Release the Slime.’”
66.   “I like the one where Ryuji yodels and Ann tells him he’s cute.”
67.   “What? You don’t want to teach Zorro to break wind?”
68.   “Is that an assault rifle in your space pants or are you just happy to see me?”
69.   “If I wasn’t so opulent, I’d be a bit more peeved.”
70.   “Hey, Mishima. You want to join the harem?”
71.   “Yusuke, if you want to draw sexual tension, you have friends for that…”
72.   “Exactly. He’s a bus, and the wheels on the bus go round and round, motherfucker.”
73.   “Ugh, you scared him away!” “He can’t help it. Ryuji is spooky.”
74.   “WE NEED AS MANY PHANTOM THEIVES AS YEW CAN THROU DAUN”
75.   “So Yusuke is now lightly boiled…” “You mean…sleeping?”
76.   “Sword, how do you feel about smacking dem snake tiddies?”
77.   “You scared him off with your fuckin’ snoring, ya spoopy bastard.”
78.   “Fuck off, Kris. We can’t all have a level five knowledge stat, so shut your damn nose.”
79.   “Fuck, I just made out with Ann too. Accidentally. … Shit.”
80.   *continues to be distraught about having Ann as a side ho*
81.   “Yeah, Ryuji will just bust a move up in here and it’ll be shocking! …Ha! Puns.” *Nobody laughs*
82.   *Competent players having a legit conversation about comparative SP usage* “Hey! Can I talk to the box?!?” “… No.”
83.   “What? Your teammates? That one’s a mouse now, because fuck him, and your other guy friend? He is now a beautiful snake.”
84.   “You know what else is really beautiful?” “Mishima?” “ME.”
85.   *Far too many dick monster jokes for general health*
86.   “Damnit, they aren’t weak to smack!”
87.   “First I had to convince Sojiro to let me keep a cat, now I have to convince Sojiro to let me keep a Yusuke…”
88.   “Why do I get the sense you’re enjoying this?” “Because he’s fucking the culprit!”
89.   “I do want to spent my Hot Night with the Mishiman.”
90.   “Oh, hi Akechi.” “What?” “You see the guy buying Cinnabuns? Right there?”
91.   “Urgh… Morgana just needs to chill his beans.” “BEANS???”
92.   “They give you great spiritual power…” “And gas.”
93.   “No, I do not like that Fox. I would like him… in a box.”
94.   “Ya done spooked the Ryooj…”
95.   “Oh, yeah. Sae is ready to cut a bitch.” “And that bitch is Akechi.”
96.   “You wanna say that a little louder, Akechi? For the people in the back? Especially your…self.”
97.   *To Iwai* “You betcha, sweetums! …that is not the right name for you, sir. I’m so sorry.”
98.   “Fuck off, Friendly Girl.” “That was rude!” “Well, she was rude to me, so she’s not very friendly.”
99.   “God, Kawakami… It’s fine. I brought condoms.
100.   *Competent players having a legit discussion about social link points* “GUYS, we need to focus more on the important issue at hand! Mishima is still wearing clothes??” “… what?”
101.  “Yusuke doesn’t have cleavage!”
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soft-jihoonie · 8 years ago
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EXO Faves Tag
I was tagged by @mochikissme (ty boo)
GENERAL:
First Bias(es): Suho | Kai | Xiumin | Lay | Tao | Kris | D.O. | Chen | Luhan | Sehun | Chanyeol | Baekhyun
Current Bias(es): Suho | Kai | Xiumin | Lay | Tao | Kris | D.O. | Chen | Luhan | Sehun | Chanyeol | Baekhyun
Favorite subunit: K | M | CBX
Favorite solo artist: man that’s hard but i’m gonna say Yixing bc lose control shook me
SHIPS:
OTP(s): SuKai | SeHo | KyungMyeon | SuYeol | BaekHo | SeKai | KaiSoo | ChanKai | KaiBaek | SeSoo | ChanSoo | BaekSoo | ChanHun | BaekYeol | SeBaek | TaoRis | KrisLay | ChenRis | XiuRis | KrisHan | TaoLay | ChenLay | LaySeok | LayHan | ChenTao | LuChen | XiuChen | XiuTao | XiuHan | LuTao | KrisHo | SuLay | SuTao | XiuHo | SuChen | KrisKai | KrisHun | KrisSoo | KrisYeol | BaeKris | LaySoo | KyungTao | KyungSeok | KyungHan | ChenSoo | ChanLay | TaoYeol | XiuYeol | LuYeol | ChanChen | BaekLay | BaekTao | XiuBaek | LuBaek | ChenBaek | ChenLay | JongTao | XiuKai | KaiHan | ChenKai | SeXing | TaoHun | XiuHun | HunHan  | KaiXing
BROTP(s): SuKai | SeHo | KyungMyeon | SuYeol | BaekHo | SeKai | KaiSoo | ChanKai |KaiBaek | SeSoo | ChanSoo | BaekSoo | ChanHun | BaekYeol |SeBaek | TaoRis | KrisLay | ChenRis | XiuRis | KrisHan | TaoLay | ChenLay |LaySeok | LayHan | ChenTao | LuChen | XiuChen | XiuTao | XiuHan | LuTao | KrisHo | SuLay | SuTao | XiuHo | SuChen | KrisKai | KrisHun | KrisSoo | KrisYeol | BaeKris | LaySoo | KyungTao | KyungSeok | KyungHan | ChenSoo | ChanLay | TaoYeol | XiuYeol | LuYeol | ChanChen | BaekLay | BaekTao | XiuBaek | LuBaek | ChenBaek | ChenLay | JongTao | XiuKai | KaiHan | ChenKai | SeXing| TaoHun | XiuHun | HunHan | KaiXing
SCENARIOS:
Go to the Theme Park With: Suho | Kai | Xiumin | Lay | Tao | Kris | D.O. | Chen | Luhan | Sehun | Chanyeol | Baekhyun
Road Trip With: Suho | Kai | Xiumin | Lay | Tao | Kris | D.O. | Chen | Luhan | Sehun | Chanyeol | Baekhyun
Lazy Sundays With: Suho | Kai | Xiumin | Lay | Tao | Kris | D.O. | Chen | Luhan | Sehun | Chanyeol | Baekhyun
Disney Duet With: Suho | Kai | Xiumin | Lay | Tao | Kris | D.O. | Chen | Luhan | Sehun | Chanyeol | Baekhyun
MUSIC:
Favorite Album(s): MAMA | XOXO | Growl | Miracles in December | Overdose | Exodus | Love Me Right | Sing For You | EX’ACT | Lotto | Lose Control | Hey, Mama! | Coming Over | For Life
Favorite Music Video(s): What is Love | History | MAMA | Wolf | Growl | Growl 2nd ver | Miracles in December | Overdose | Call Me Baby | Love Me Right | Love Me Right (Romantic Universe) | Lightsaber | Sing for You | What Is Love (STATION) | Lil’ Something (STATION) | The Years (STATION) | The Day (STATION) | Dream | Call You Bae | Lucky One | Monster | Dancing King (STATION) | Lotto | Monodrama (STATION) | What U Need | Lose Control | Hey, Mama! | Coming Over (Short Version) | For Life
Favorite Non - Title Track(s): Two Moons | Angel | Machine | Baby, Don’t Cry | Black Pearl | Don’t Go | Let Out The Beast | 3.6.5 | Heart Attack | Peter Pan | Baby | My Lady | Lucky | XOXO | Christmas Day | The Star | My Turn To Cry | The First Snow | Moonlight | Thunder | Run | Love, Love, Love | What If.. | My Answer | El Dorado | Lady Luck | Beautiful | Transformer | Playboy | Hurt | Exodus | First Love | Promise (EXO 2014) | Tender Love | Drop That | Unfair | Girl x Friend | On the Snow | What Is Love (STATION) | Lil’ Something (STATION) | The Years (STATION) | The Day (STATION) | Dream | Call You Bae | Artificial Love | Can’t Bring Me Down | Cloud 9 | Heaven | She’s Dreaming | White Noise | One And Only | They Never Know | Stronger | Monster (LDN Noise Creeper Bass Remix) | Dancing King (STATION) | Monodrama (STATION) | Tonight | MYM | MYM (Acoustic) | Relax | The One | Rhythm After Summer | Juliet | Cherish | TacTix | Run This | Falling For You | What I Want For Christmas | Twenty Four | Winter Heat
Favourite OST(s): Baekhyun - Beautiful | Chen - Best Luck | Chen - Everytime | Chanyeol - Last Hunter | Chanyeol - I Hate You | Chanyeol - Stay With Me | D.O. - Scream | D.O. - Don’t Worry | Lay - Alone | Lay - Happy Youth | Suho - Saving Santa | Xiumin - You are the One | Baekhyun, Chen, & Xiumin - Crush U | Baekhyun, Chen, & Xiumin - For You | Chen & Suho - Beautiful Accident
Favourite Ex-Exo Track(s): Time Boils The Rain | There Is A Place | Bad Girl | Greenhouse Girl | From Now On | July | Juice | Baby | That Good Good | Adventure Time | Promises | Medals | Lu | Football Gang | Love Moving Forward | Our Tomorrow | Tian Mi Mi | Your Song | Deep | The Inner Force | Back to 17 | Let Me By Your Side | Excited | Catch Me When I Fall | Winter Song | Skin to Skin | One Heart | Yesterday | T.A.O | M.O.M | Feel Awake | Crown | Alone | Cinderella Girl | Reluctantly | I Am The Sovereign | 19 | The Road | Underground King | Hello Hello | Black White (AB) (wow i need to check out more of the ex exo’s songs)
I’m tagging: @mystarsandmoonhao @xingxing-boazi @yeolosaur @baekchanyeolah and @jamieprotectionsquad
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melonoverlord · 4 years ago
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Ask meme for Lola
Which parent do they look the most like?
She’s a healthy mix of both parents, looking just a little bit more like her dad, which she’s not sure how she feels about. She got a lot of her dad’s genes with the coloring of her mom.
Is there a name they were almost given (either by their parents or during character creation)?
She was almost given her middle name, Anna and that was actually the name that her dad thought of, but her birth mom went with Lola because she didn’t really want much to do with her dad. But she still kept Anna as a middle name to honor her dad.
What were they like as a kid (if they’re currently a child, what would they be like as a teen)?
Lola was always a very rambunctious and active child, which is where she got her love of fighting and causing a ruckus. She was very close with her birth mom, and loved hanging out with her friends, but once her dad remarried, Lola was more quiet and angry at the situation until Dominica showed that she really cared about her step-daughter.
What’s their drinking tolerance and what kind of drunk are they?
She got the perfect mix of halfling endurance, barbarian, and post-grad college kid. She can take like 4 drinks before she’s a loud party drunk who wants to fight everyone (not out of anger but the thrill of it) and dance on a table. Because caballo dorado still exists in this world and she will step on you if you’re too slow.
Where do they like to be touched?
Lola got used to a lot of touches as a kid, especially in the form of hugs and face touches from her birth mom and step-mom (she didn’t really have any touches from her dad that much). From friends, she likes hugs but absolutely hates when people pat her head because it makes her feel like she’s a child.
What’s their favorite position (top/bottom/switch/pillow princess/etc.)
When she played softball as a kid, she was shortstop so that was her favorite position (other than batter). And of course lightweight wrestling champ where her favorite position was on top of the other kid.
What are their kinks?
You know when you’re watching the dvd logo bounce and it hits the corner perfectly? Yeah, Lola lives for that shit.
How do they feel about adrenaline (roller coasters, extreme sports, etc.)?
She absolutely loves and craves adrenaline. She is trying to go on all roller coasters in Astela before she’s 30. Anyone who wants to come on this adventure is welcome to join her.
What is their fight or flight response?
If it’s a problem she can physically fight, fight all the way. If it’s an emotional problem, she would much rather escape her problems than confront it. And she has. Several times.
What’s their pain tolerance?
Lola’s been rough and tumble her whole life that she has developed a great pain tolerance. She can last in a fight for a long long time.
What character archetype are they the most like (the Innocent, the Hero, etc.)
Lola is a Ruler who really doesn’t want to be a ruler. She’s been running from every responsibility someone has handed her, but fate has a funny way of picking favorites.
What TV-Tropes trope would they be?
Lad-ette. She’s allergic to sleeves unless its in a leather jacket, she loves drinking, fighting, and being cooler than everyone. She’s the closest thing you can get to a frat boy without being either in a frat or a boy.
What John Mulaney quote/bit do they most embody?
“Well, thank ya for askin’. I used the Bittenbinder method. When I saw the perp approachin’, I chewed up a tab of Alka-Seltzer I carry with me at all times. This created a foaming-at-the-mouth appearance that made it look like I had rabies. Now I’ve thrown him off his rhythm. Then I reach into his jacket pocket where I had planted a gram of coke and I went, ‘Whoa! What the fuck is this?’ And he goes, ‘That’s not mine. I never seen that before.’ I go, ‘Boo-hoo, it’s in your jacket. You’re doing two to ten and your kids are going into Social Services.’ Now he’s cryin’! Then I grab a telephone book and I beat him on the torso with it. ‘Cause as any Chicago cop will tell ya, a phone book doesn’t leave bruises.”
With the exception of love interests and immediate family, who are they closest to?
Besides her mom, Lola has never felt as loved as she has when she’s with Kris. He was her first mentor at the Detective Agency and they love each other like siblings and she honestly would have had a breakdown if not for Kris. She is the one constant so far in this group.
What is their moral alignment? What would have to happen for it to shift?
Neutral Good. She generally has a black and white morality thinking of people are either good or bad, but she knows that there are sometimes gray areas. Like with Astrid, or the Panahis, or even her parents and she knows that absolute power corrupts absolutely, so she’s trying to hold onto her moral code even while she’s running with criminals. She could become more Chaotic Good if her new crime friends show her that just because you bad guy doesn’t make you bad guy.
Are they a morning person? What are they like before 8am?
Lola’s used to getting up early first because she grew up on a farm and then college and then working at the agency. She’s actually pretty chipper in the morning, and loves to sing to herself while doing her morning chores, and always starts off the day with a Cafecito before going to take care of the animals. She tends to have more energy at the very beginning and end of the day.
What are they like when they’re tired?
When she’s tired, she’s more spacey and will zone out a lot and have to be constantly reminded to stay on task. She usually tries to go to be when she’s tired, but if she has to stay up, she is on the strongest of coffees and has to keep her hands busy at all times or else she will start to get incredibly antsy.
What are they like in arguments?
It depends on the context of the argument. If it’s an argument for fun (like the Great Baby War of 2019), she likes playful banter, but if it’s something she feels strongly about, Lola’s very judgey so she’s up in your face and trying to go for the gut to finish you off.
What is their dominant hand?
Left
Out of 10, how happy are they? How happy do they think they are?
Lola has arguably had the more “normal” life compared to everyone else (even if Casey had arguably the best upbringing). She’s had things that she’s gone through and right now she misses her family more than anything, especially after the things she heard and saw from the fortune teller. However, becoming official friends with Astrid has helped her shoulder through it, so 7.5/10.
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jessicakehoe · 6 years ago
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Keeping Up With the Khloé Kardashian & Tristan Thompson Scandal: A Complete Guide
Khloé Kardashian—reality star, denim designer and renowned sister expert—has had a hell of a year. In April, she gave birth to a baby girl, True Thompson, just two days after reports (and video footage) that condemned her boyfriend, 27-year-old Canadian pro-basketball player Tristan Thompson, of cheating.
The pair seemed to miraculously work through the scandal and just last month, they were spotted holding hands by a group of paparazzi. Now, nearly a year after their relationship dominated the news cycle, their names are back in the headlines. This time, Thompson’s been accused of cheating someone close to Khloe: her sister Kylie Jenner’s best friend and roommate, Jordyn Woods.
In an attempt to unpack this never-ending drama, we’ve gone back to the very beginning of Tristan and Khloé’s romance. Grab a snack, because there’s a lot to dive into.
August 2016: Romance rumours
Khloé and Tristan’s relationship was first revealed to the public in Sept. 2016. At the time, the athlete was expecting his first child with Jordan Craig, who was still pregnant with the couple’s baby (born that December).
December 2016: Instagram official 
Tristan’s pregnant ex-girlfriend, Jordan Craig, gave birth to their son, Prince, right around the time Khloé made their relationship status public.
September 2017: Pregnancy rumours
After a year of blissful romance, rumours start circulating that—like her sisters Kylie and Kim—Khloé is expecting her first child. “Yes, Khloé and Tristan are expecting and they are absolutely thrilled,” a source told People. “This is something Khloé has wanted for years and years and yet it’s more than that: she didn’t want it unless she was in the right relationship for it.”
April 9, 2018: The baby is coming! 
TMZ reports on Monday that Khloé *might* be in labour in a hospital outside of Cleveland: “We’ve been getting tips Monday morning that she’s in labor. That said, you can’t just rely on tips.”
April 10, 2018: The Daily Mail video
The Daily Mail shares a video of Tristan “up close and personal” in an NYC nightclub with a “sexy brunette,” who has since been identified as Instagram model Lani Blair. The video was captured this past weekend, when Tristan was in New York with Cleveland Cavaliers ahead of a game against the New York Knicks on Monday evening. The woman who filmed the clips said: “I was there and he was on the table right next to us with a group of friends and some girl who he was obviously making out with all night… They were holding each other and it was so obvious.”
April 10, 2018: TMZ shares more condemning cheating footage
This video was shot last October at a hookah lounge in Washington D.C. The “surveillance footage” shows Tristan sitting with a group of women, “2 of whom are fully engaged with Khloé’s baby daddy,” TMZ says. In the clip, Tristan is seen kissing one woman and half-heartedly motorboating another. And yes, there’s groin grabbing.
April 10, 2018: Tristan’s ex, Jordan Craig, comments 
The NBA star’s first baby mama, Jordan Craig, shared her thoughts in an Instagram story:“If you respect yourself and you respect others, you would never make light of the misfortune of anyone, nor would you feel indemnified when it comes at the expense of others,” the 26-year-old lifestyle blogger wrote. “Wishing peace for everyone.”
April 11, 2018: Khloé reportedly goes “absolutely ballistic”
Per Page Six, a source close to the Kardashian family said the very-pregnant Khloé “was devastated when she saw the pictures of Tristan with that girl, she went absolutely ballistic at him. She is not only hurt, she is humiliated and worried for their child. How could he do this, and so publicly, when their baby daughter could arrive within a week?”
April 11, 2018: Tristan is booed during basketball game
During the Cavelier’s hometown game Wednesday night, the NBA star was hit with plenty of boos from the audience. Tristan took the court during a timeout (meaning the PA announcer didn’t say his name), but sources via TMZ say the crowd booed whenever he was shown on screen.
April 11, 2018: Tristan will be allowed in the delivery room
Per TMZ: “Sources familiar with the situation tell us Khloé’s devastated by the recent revelations, but understands the importance of the birth in the lives of everyone involved.”
It’s very possible that the baby’s birth was the first time Khloé saw her BF post-scandal, as according to E!, “Khloé doesn’t want to speak with Tristan. And the family is keeping them apart until she goes into labor.”
April 11, 2018: Kris, Kim and Kourtney fly to Cleveland
“Kris is in Cleveland now giving Khloé as much support as possible and Kim is also heading there as well,” one insider told People. “They’re trying to keep her emotionally stable.” The whole Kardashian klan is reportedly (and understandably) furious at Tristan. The goal is now to get Khloé out of Cleavland and back to Calabasas as fast as possible, without jeopardizing the safety of the baby.
April 12, 2018: The baby is born
Congratulation baby mama, and cheers to the health and happiness of your new little girl, True Thompson gave birth to a baby girl at 4:00am Thursday morning. Kourtney, Kim, Kris and Khloé’s BFF Malika Haqq were by her side in the delivery room outside Cleveland, Ohio — as was the baby daddy, Tristan Thompson.
April 13, 2018: Khloé forgives Tristan
Water under the bridge! According to People, Khloé is over this whole infidelity drama, and is ready to put the scandal behind her. “Khloé is feeling nothing but happiness right now. She is head over heels in love with her little girl—she is just consumed with love. Absolutely nothing else matters,” the Kardashian family source says.
Wait…so everything is cool in this fairytale love story? “Basically.”
“She’s basically already forgiven him,” the source says. “She is in a bubble of love and peace and happiness right now, and everything that happened with Tristan is less about ‘cheating’ and more like, it was just a random drunken hookup that meant nothing and was kissing at most and didn’t lead to anything else and was the fault of stupid groupies trying to trap him, and everybody just needs to move on.”
May 2, 2018: Basketball fans continue to diss Tristan at games
So Khloé has forgiven him, but that doesn’t mean the public has. While in Toronto for a basketball game against the Raptors, Tristan was taunted during a free throw. As he tried to focus on shooting, the audience erupted into repeated chants of “Khloé!” Tristan managed to keep his cool, however, making the shot and also bringing home a victory with the Cavaliers. He posted an Instagram from the winning game, captioning it, “Feels good to be back in the 6!”
May 5, 2018: Khloe and Tristan seen together for first time since allegations
Seriously, how much more proof do we need? TMZ obtained photos of Khloe supporting Tristan in Cleveland at a Cavaliers game and then the pair having lunch together. It appears as though the love birds are finally providing use doubters with tactical proof that all is forgiven? Maybe this signals the end of this saga?
May 8, 2018: Insider reveals 
Never mind, we’re back. So while the pair still appear to be going strong, we finally have some insight behind why they named their daughter True. People (myself included) found it a little odd that Khloe would name her daughter True right after the cheating scandal broke out. Seems a little shady, no? An insider told Us Weekly that Khloe had had the name picked out for awhile. “She went into labour not even knowing the full scope of the cheating so the option of changing her name wasn’t even brought up. It’s too much for one person to deal with during the crazy time,” said the insider.
  June 25, 2018: Sticking with Tristan 
As fans continued to bombard Khloe with questions about her current relationship status, she responded to one Twitter user:
“You have no knowledge of what goes on in our household or the enormous rebuilding this takes to even coexist,” she wrote. “I’m proud of my strength. I appreciate your opinion and I hope you hold that same opinion to everyone else who has stayed in situations.”
November 4, 2018: Reliving the Nightmare 
Five months after the cheating scandal broke, the drama was aired on Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
Replying to comments and fans, Khloe also opened up about her decision to still have Tristan in the room, despite the chaos happening outside of the hospital:
“Regardless of what Tristan did to me, I was never going to take that moment away from True or Tristan. She should not be punished for his actions. He is her father and they both deserve to love one another as deeply as They possibly can #KUWTK.”
January 13, 2019: Pictured Together Holding Hands
Khloe and Tristan, who have remained relatively mum about the status of their relationship, were spotted walking hand-in-hand following the Cavaliers win over the Lakers.
February 18, 2019: Tristan Cheats on Khloe Again
The on-again, off-again couple, called it quits (hopefully for the last time) shortly after reports surfaced that the Thompson, yet again, cheated on Khloe. Unfortunately, the saying, “once a cheater, always a cheater” holds true in this case.
The truly disturbing detail of this whole story, is who he cheated with. The Cleveland Cavaliers player reportedly cheated with Kylie Jenner’s long-time BFF, Jordyn Woods, during a house party he was hosting., with a source telling Us Weekly that Tristan and Jordyn were making out.
Jordyn Woods is basically family to the Kardashians; she was often seen on Kylie’s Instagram stories, she attended countless Kardashian events, starred in Kylie’s show, Life of Kylie, and has even modelled for Khloe’s size-inclusive denim brand, Good American. Talk about major betrayal.
February 19, 2019: Tristan’s affair with Jordyn Woods is confirmed
According to the Us Weekly exclusive, Khloe confronted Tristan about his infidelity and he admitted it was true. Since then a lot of people took to social media to address the issue, including Tristan himself! He tweeted, “FAKE NEWS” but then quickly deleted it, probably after realizing there’s no there’s no coming back from this.
Also, Khloe’s bestie, Malika, commented on Hollywood Unlocked‘s post, confirming the affair, she wrote, “TRUE FACTS.” Khloe took to the same post, further confirming the whole situation. Needless to say, get ready for the most intense season of KUWTK to date.
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