#happy independence to edwin from hell on this 4th of july i guess

[shaylogic]

Charles: Thanks for all your notes, mate. They really saved your afterlife!

Edwin: More than once, it seems, thanks to you.

Charles: Listen, Edwin, I didn't mean to snoop, but what were all those tallymarks in the cover of your notebook? Times you bested me at boardgames?

Edwin, in a cold sweat, remembering every death he kept track of in Hell as he scrambled with his notes to remember where the last version of himself had left off: Ah. Yes, that was it, Charles.