Based on this comic (spoilers for The Magnus Archives season 4)
[Image ID. Panel 1. Bill Cipher and a young adult Stanford Pines are talking in the dreamscape. Bill looks smugly to the side and says “Falling in love with a man with no ass?” End ID.]
[Image ID. Panel 2. Ford looks shocked at Bill. Bill says “Devastating.” End ID.]
[Image ID. Panel 3. Bill speaks to Ford in front of a page from Journal 3. The page is a drawing of Fiddleford McGucket facing away from the viewer sitting in a chair reading a long piece of paper. Bill says “There’s nothing there, Sixer. Completely assless” End ID.]
[Image ID. Panel 4. Bill and Ford are back in the dreamscape. Ford angrily says to Bill “Fuck you!” End ID.]
hnghhhh can you draw fiddleford. doing something silly idk
i got carried away with this and lost the plot a bit. sorry anon. hope you like it anyway (text under readmore because cursive is hard with a pixel brush)
Header
Ford: At this point I am convinced the only thing he is wearing that is not stolen is his prosthetic, which he constructed himself. Although he probably stole the scrap metal he used to build it.
Fiddleford: i doubt folks care much what happens to their trash once they bring it to the dump and let he who is without sin cast the first stone!
[Ford has marked up Fiddleford's sentence, indicating where letters should be capitalized and where a comma should be]
Ford: If you're going to vandalize my journal, at least use proper punctuation.
[Ford has crossed out Fiddleford's Biblical accusation of hypocrisy]
Ford: You can't prove anything and I am immune to your gentile condemnations.
Diagram
Ford: hat stolen from a scarecrow
Fiddleford: it was a gift! besides i needed it more than him
Ford: shades stolen from my brother
[Fiddleford has crossed out the word "stolen" and wrote "RECLAIMED" above it]
Fiddleford: ain't stealing if they were yours to begin with
Ford: shorts say "BAD MOON RISING" on the rear. not sure where he got these. kind of afraid to ask.
Fiddleford: no illustrated diagram of the writing?
Ford: LEAVE ME ALONE
Ford: sweater stolen from ME! again...
Fiddleford: i'm keeping it. mine now
Ford: [pointing to the socks] fairly certain he just plain old shoplifted these.
Fiddleford: i did ♥︎
Ford: wlm'g dzmg gl pmld ru sv hglov srh ylcvih
Fiddleford: i can read atbash darling
Ford: decode this then [message in substitution cipher]
Fiddleford: oryh brx wrr
I run up to you and put this in your hand and then run back to the shadows, never to be seen again /j
Happy Fiddleford Friday!
[Video ID. an edit of Fiddleford McGucket from Gravity Falls to a remix of a Beyoncé quote where she says “I am on to see my husband, I’m happy, I’m happy to see my husband.” Various clips of Fiddleford from Weirdmaggedon are shown with the caption “Fiddleford during Weirdmaggedon” End ID.]
fiddleford's middle name is "hadron". the term "hadron" was coined in 1962 and, according to google ngram viewer, didn't really take off until 1965 (in terms of replacing the previous term "strongly interacting particle"). according to the gravity falls wiki fiddleford is 72 years old in 2012, meaning he was born in 1940 or -41, a full two decades before the word was invented. even if the specific age of 72 is inaccurate, he must have been born at the latest in 1957 in order to have attended backupsmore university with stanford in 1975. fiddleford's parents absolutely did not give him the name hadron. fiddleford gave himself the name at age 21-ish. fiddleford hadron mcgucket is transgender. happy friday
fiddleford winning 1st place in transgender. most trans guy of all time.