#happy boomy monday

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Happy boomy monday

[kazumist]

EPISODE 15 ✿ REVELATIONS

YOU + ME = LOVE — A DILUC SMAU

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there are three things running through your mind right now.

first, what would you guys have for dinner? you were in the mood for some chinese food, or maybe some japanese. but you wouldn’t mind some takeout from a fast food restaurant either.

second, finals. time is fast these days, and finals are approaching, whether you like it or not. it was a miracle that you survived midterms (though that caused you to get a tutor in the first place).

and finally, third. diluc.

wait, diluc?

you weren't supposed to be thinking about him. but now that you realize it, you’ve been spending more time with diluc than with your own roommates. though maybe it’s just simply because you and diluc are in the same strand and he’s your tutor. so of course, you’d be spending more time together, right?

right?

sure, you found him attractive. who wouldn’t? he’s got everything one could ask for. and you wouldn’t deny that you had a little happy crush on him before (though it dissolved right away). as much as you try to convince yourself that it’s fine given both of your circumstances, you can’t shake off the feeling that there’s just something wrong. something wrong with dismissing it as normal because you're a tutee and tutor. something wrong with denying such a thing—

wait, what were you even thinking?

you can’t cross that line. your relationship is simply for academic purposes and academic purposes only. there’s no such thing as “catching feelings” when he’s literally your tutor. your tutor, who knows how to say the right words that would unexpectedly comfort you in their own way. your tutor, who is unfairly and far too attractive for your own good.

your memories with diuc started flashing in your mind, letting you shortly relive them.

the comfortable silence that you two would share whenever you’re working on your own, the slight touches that’s enough to make you feel electricity run through you. the feeling of relief whenever monday and thursday arrive because you—

you get to be with him.

oh no.

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[lindsaywesker]

Good morning! I hope you slept well and feel rested? Currently sitting at my desk, in my study, attired only in my blue towelling robe, enjoying my first cuppa of the day. Happy Hump Day!

Yes, Hump Day already! We are loving these short weeks, innit? According to World Population Review, the shortest working week is in Australia (29 hours), closely followed by Micronesia (30) and Somalia and Kazakhstan (31). The longest working week is Mauritania (54), with Egypt just behind (53). The average full-time working person in the UK works 36.4 hours per week, based on the most recent ONS data (Q4 2022). I think we would all be more productive if the working week was four days long; Monday and Friday are usually a write-off for most people anyway!

All of a sudden, I am now aware that The King’s other son has a very public mistress. Her name and her photograph are on Twitter, and the mistress’s son was even standing on the balcony for the royal wave. Like father, like son. Maybe that’s why Dad can’t say a word because he hasn’t got a leg to stand on? This seems to be normal behaviour for the royal family? Ordinary people keep it the downlow (and get caught later!) The royals don’t worry about all that cloak and dagger; thus, they never worry about getting caught. It's all out in the open! I doubt if it’s even a formal ‘open relationship’? It’s just normal royal life! The wife has probably got her own squeeze! How the other half live, eh?

Spotify are currently having problems with a record company called Boomy. Who are Boomy? They are an AI record company. Their ‘artists’ make music using AI. Although one wonders if their ‘artists’ are actually real, live human beings. What’s the problem with Boomy? Spotify have detected unusual streaming patterns and the suspicion is that Boomy are using ‘bot farms’ to swell their streaming numbers. Yes, my friends, we have arrived at that moment in history; robots make the music, robots stream the music. Fairly soon, music lovers will be following what appear to be ‘popular’ artists but, just like Chuck D said, “Don’t believe the hype!” Having said that, the Japanese don’t seem to care! Hatsune Miku, Japan's premier virtual pop star, is a singing voice synthesizer developed by Sapporo-based software company Crypton Future Media, utilising the Yamaha-built Vocaloid voice engine. Yes, her fans go to her concerts and sing along with a hologram (and then buy her merchandise afterwards!)

Tomorrow night, my team go into another European semi-final. I can’t even watch it! We’re going out for dinner with friends. He’s not a football fan, so I don’t have to worry about him slipping the score. Seriously, I don’t want to think about it! Just give me some food and conversation. My blood pressure can’t take any more football! Have you ever known such a season? Brighton 1 – Everton 5? Show me one person on this planet that correctly predicted that score! Big love to my beautiful friend and Everton fan Andrea Gough, who must have ripped off her replica shirt and run screaming through the streets!

Have a wonderful and well-endowed Wednesday. I love you all. Yes, a crazy, bald man loves and cares about you.

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Hard to believe it’s been 2 years since boomy monday

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It’s been a while since the last boomy monday. Sad to realize some of my followers have never been boomyed

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