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[11-17-20XX]
The last thing Lars realized, during the summer before his sophomore year, was that his uncle was serious. Clearly, Uncle Harvey had no idea how the hell to be a parent. He forgot about dinner and coming home at night, or he'd show up at school, still half asleep, after the few fights Lars had gotten in to, shrugging his shoulders like he couldn't be damned despite the other fuming parent.
Yet, he could read Lars like a book. Everything he refused to say, Harvey just knew. After his first official high school fight, he'd handed Lars an axe and told him to go chop some wood to get the energy out. Lars had looked at him like he'd lost his mind yet ended up going at it until his fingers were raw. When Lars had felt the hint of a cold, the cabinets were suddenly stocked with medicine. When the unquiet of the dead reached for him, his uncle would drag him away, telling him looking only gave them power.
#BA: bonus content#BA: art#ch: lars#happy birthday to the bastard!#long back story snippet as an apology chapter 3 is taking so long and for disappearing#anyway this picture only exists because his uncle took it when he wasn't paying attention lmaO
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a small celebration for a big man's birthday
#ok fuck it dude its like 8 am i think i can post this#happy birthday potemkin you beautiful bastard :]#no i am not above celebrating fictional character's birthdays thank you very much#bridget#potemkin#potemkin birthday#guilty gear#art#my artwork#queued#i love the potential between his and bridget's friendship#i'm so sad i never see it anywhere </3#bridget guilty gear
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This is all I’ve got
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BORSALINO!!!
This year has been one hell of a One Piece relapse for me, and I did NOT think this would be the character I would fall hard for. But here I am, celebrating, and hoping one day I see a happy ending for him and his family. ✨💕
#one piece#kizaru#borsalino#egghead family#happy birthday borsalino#i hope you have happy days in your future/ you banana bastard
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Flower crowns
in which you wove him a flower crown, made with love and a very special flower
character: idia shroud
content: no thought only fluff, implied long term relationship with idia, huge nod to greek mythology, just a sprinkle of my favourite godly couple, reader isn't yuu, gender neutral reader, reader is implied to be shorter than idia (very sorry to my tall readers, i am not)
happy birthday to my favourite wet cat, idia shroud ^-^
tags🏷️ @identity-theft-101 @dove-da-birb @ameleii @cave-of-jade @krenenbaker @vioisgoinginsane @edith-is-a-cat @twistwonderlanddevotee @mermaidfanficlibrary + idia kissers out there
winter was here, the ground was covered with layers of fresh snow and harsh winds blew mercilessly.
meanwhile, you were holed up with idia in the confines of his room. the two of you huddled close, wrapped in his warm fuzzy blanket.
you watched idia play some games on the screen as your hands wove together flowers upon flowers, as if they were on autopilot.
at one point, you spaced out while still weaving, which made idia turn to you with a confused look.
he had to poke you out of your daze, then sent you a questioning stare.
you only hummed, and tied the stems, finally finishing the flower crown. you then proceeded to place the crown gently on his head.
idia blinked, staring owlishly at you as his hair gradually glowed a pinkish shade.
he knew what those flowers were, they were native to the island of woes after all. he had read about its meanings, too.
as individuals, narcissus flowers represent creativity, inspiration, awareness and inner reflection, forgiveness, and vitality, all of which described him quite accurately. but giving a bunch of them means to ensure happiness and loyalty to your significant other, which was also directing at him.
idia felt as if his heart was doing backflips. he didn't expect to receive such a gift from you, and on the day before his birthday, no less.
looking down, he noticed you made another flower crown that was on your lap. he picked it up and gingerly placed it on your head, a tiny smile formed when he saw the surprise evident on your face.
"whee hee hee... now we're match." you only chuckled with him, feeling a familiar heat rushed to your cheeks.
the two of you decided to binge-watch some anime series, but underneath the blanket was your hands entwined, fingers interlocking as your hearts beat together as one.
remember to reblog if you enjoy my works!! ^-^
#irene's writings ♡#twst#twisted wonderland#twst imagines#twst fluff#twst x reader#idia#twst x gn reader#idia shroud#twst idia#twisted wonderland idia#idia shroud x reader#twst idia x reader#idia x reader#idia shroud fluff#happy birthday you lovable bastard#biting you in my dreams <3
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II. the seer | david hammond
#happy birthday to my favorite 4th wall breaking bastard#david hammond#tempted to yap about all the symbolism i put in here but i'll just mention a couple things#the curtains are the pillars! you can see B & J (boaz and jachin) on the tassels if you squint#the eyes of ra and horus below line up with the pillar symbolism somewhat#i had fun making the border full of eyes#also i pretty much conflated the high priestess' esoteric knowledge with david's 4th wall awareness#he can see beyond the veil and he is watching you read the tags
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How Would Jun Rescue Kazuya?
After the battle in the beach, Jun approaches the unconscious Kazuya. How would she care for him? Let's explore the options...
Of course she can carry him she's tsuyoi.
Initially, I was just drawing the first drawing but I was like... Kazu started a beef with his son and got rolled. And now wifey's alive and saw it all. If we're being fr here she isn't gonna be that soft with him too quickly.
Hope you enjoy this little comic (^///^)
#btw happy 51st birthday Kaz you old man#hope you get hotter and get your redemption arc HAHHAHAHA#tekken#tekken 8#kazuya mishima#jun kazama#kazujun#kazjun#kazjun week#kazujun week#sleepyconfusedpotato art#kazuya x jun#oh and your bastard dad turns out alive btw#HARADA GIVE HIM A BREAK 💔😭
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turning 18
#in 2 hours#digital art#illustration#drawing#artists on tumblr#my art#tw implied sh#?#younger me would probably be a little frustrated i made it this far#but she’ll just have to get over it!#happy birthday to me u sad bastard!!!!!!!!!
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Don’t let anyone tell you different. You gotta do what you’re meant to do. And I happen to be a goddamned artist.
Jared Harris in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)
#the curious case of benjamin button#jared harris#david fincher#filmedit#movieedit#bastard made me cry#happy birthday to jh btw#captain mike#stuff#gifs#moviegifs#jh*
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Ya’ll who the HELL is this guy?? Do any of you know how to make his cake’s recipe?
#HAPPY NATIONAL BANANA DAAYYY#fun fact this is banana eel’s birthday officially#this took all morning HAHAH#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#crk#cookie run oc#crk oc#cookie run fanart#my art#crk fanart#banana eel cookie#bastard eel cookie#national banana day#birthday#oc birthday
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I drew my number one husband to celebrate his day
#a national holiday#happy birthday to the only man who matters#I love him an unreasonable amount#I am not normal about him#rip all my mutuals today who have to see me shamelessly shove this man down everyone’s throats#BUT DADDY I LOVE HIM#my dad would have approved tho lmao#anyway sorry for the person I’m about to become#i am so obsessed#with this big green bastard#i will not stop#piccolo#piccolo dbz#dbz#dragon ball z#dragon ball fanart#dragon ball#piccolo day#my art#drawing#art#digital art
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⸻ 𝒢ℰ𝒯 𝒰𝒫!
༉‧₊˚. 𝓈𝓎𝓃ℴ𝓅𝓈𝒾𝓈: it’s reiner’s special day! what better way to start his morning than by treating him to a sweet surprise?
༉‧₊˚. 𝒸ℴ𝓃𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓈: ( 1k+ words of . . . ) reiner braun x fem!reader, slight fluff, nsfw/smut, modern au, fem!reader (black coded), established relationship, consented somnophilia, oral (m. receiving), use of pet names (ex. sugar, baby, honey, mama), lowercase intended, all characters are adults, explicit language, minors shoo!
༉‧₊˚. 𝓂𝓎 𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓉𝓁ℯ 𝓁ℴ𝓋ℯ 𝓁ℯ𝓉𝓉ℯ𝓇: happy birthday to reiner fuckin’ braun, my favorite man in the whole wide world!!! he deserves a million big fat wet kisses and a billion more hugs. i can only convert my love for him into a smutty little drabble, so here we have it! (title’s kinda-sorta inspired by new jean’s song ‘cause it was on replay while i wrote this . . .) just wanted to put out something sweet for papa reiner’s big day, hope y’all enjoy! 🎀
the calendar’s graced with the change of a new month– the first of august.
today’s particularly special; reiner turning a year older. the sheets of your shared bed rustle about as you make attempts to stretch, but you’re stilled by the weight of reiner— particularly his extended arm strewn over your hip. it’s futile to try and move, especially when your husband sleeps like a log.
it’s amusing to observe his stillness; your drowsy eyes fixate on reiner in what you can only call pure adoration. beside you he rests, the breadth of his naked chest rising and falling in tandem with every puff of air that comes and goes. wispy fringes of blonde fall across his forehead, slightly outgrown as it’s been a good month or more since his last haircut. reiner’s generally furrowed expression is now easy and light, with his lips parted in the slightest to release subtle snores. even in a haze of sleep, he looks nothing short of ethereal.
you wonder what you could do to start his day memorably; breakfast in bed isn't even an option, considering that reiner might wind up spilling orange juice and breadcrumbs on the covers.
still, you intend to spoil him however you can, so you opt on waking him in the best way imaginable– a lovingly nasty blowjob. he’d mentioned it a couple nights back, how he wouldn’t mind if he arose to the sight of you sucking him off. carefully, you slink out from his hold and delve beneath the sheets, pressing chaste kisses wherever you can manage to reach. the brush of your lips aren’t enough to move him. reiner doesn’t wake, not just yet.
with limber movements, you continue to work your way further down, dragging off his plaid-print boxers until you’ve gained enough access. there his cock lies, soft against the thick expanse of his left thigh. he’s girthy, even without any stimuli. reiner’s always had some width to him, though he’s softer right now— easier to take into your mouth. your plush lips separate, eagerly so, trapping his dusty-pink tip between them. your head lowers, easing inch by inch into your pliant mouth. a tiny groan escapes him, and you pause. he tosses left, but remains at rest.
reiner doesn’t yet know how doting you’re being; lathering him in wet kisses and spit-smeared kitten licks, curious to see how much it’ll move him. saliva seeps past your mouth, down your chin and makes a mess of his now-twitching shaft. you know how much he’d love such a view.
the bob of your head is lax and controlled, suckling his cockhead until it pulses on your tongue— growing bigger and hotter until he eventually awakens. reiner squints at the beams of sun that pour into the room, rolling his muscular neck around to loosen any stubborn fatigue. his hair’s cutely tousled, golden eyes hooded with sleep. he displays a dazed half-grin, one that proves he’s currently unaware, but fuck, does he like whatever it is he’s feeling.
“ooh— g’mornin’, baby,” a dozy reiner manages to rasp out. the low bass of his voice channels from deep in his throat, and the addition of sleepiness atop it makes you throb. reiner peels the milk-white covers away, gladdened by the sight of you between his legs, as vulgar as it may be. his sizeable palm reaches for your face, caressing with gentility.
“happy birthday, rei,” you mumble out, a sliver of spit tethering your puffy lips to his big cock. it takes him a moment to register your words; he’d been much too focused on how nicely your mouth felt wrapped around him.
“that’s today already, huh?” he recalls amidst an eye-watering yawn. it’s ridiculous to think that he almost forgot his own damn birthday . . . it’s just that you’re working him so well, the pleasure must be dumbing him down. at times, you think you take his birthday more seriously than he does himself.
“i booked us a reservation for later tonight, baby. it’s at that steakhouse you like,” while sweetly carrying on with conversation, your unoccupied hand curls around his dick. each stroke is firm and well-paced, with just the right amount of pressure to make reiner shudder. “mm, t-that sounds nice, sugar,” he’s choking on his words already. soon enough, he’ll reach his limit. you dip your head back down with a sense of resolve, hoping to pry a good and thorough orgasm out of him.
you moan around him, and his toes curl against the duvet. your cheeks hollow, going faster as a means of prompting him closer to ecstasy. those pretty eyes of yours shining so earnestly, peering up at him with such a strong aim to please might just be the very thing that ruins him completely.
reiner allows his thumb to run across your cheek, though the motion’s done a little shakier than normal. you can't blame him much; he’s hardly able to stay composed when you’ve got the entirety of his cock shoved down your throat. “you’re so good to me, honey,” reiner groans out. his voice drops a bit, sounds a little fainter. you can’t tell whether it’s the doing of his impending orgasm or sheer gratitude. “— always so fuckin’ good to me.”
your tongue traces down a protruding vein and swirls around the base of him. you can feel his twitching grow all the more rapid, with each passing second.
“gonna cum?” you coo to him, receiving the hasty nod of his head in response. “mhm . . . keep going, mama, please,” is his low whine, and you’re quick to comply. today, he’s getting whatever his heart desires. your mouth runs hot against him, and you bring a hand to tug at his girthy underside. suctioning lips, touchy hands— it’s the merging of both that undoes him. breathless moans and profanities flow, and he just can’t help but throw his head back at how lewdly you’re drinking up his cum, sucking him dry. you swallow all he has to offer, leaving not a droplet to go to waste.
a hefty sigh escapes him. you crawl your way up his broad frame, making abode upon his chest with your face to his pecs. you crack a smile over the fervent hammering of his heart’s rhythm against your ear.
“love you so much,” reiner says in a breezy whisper. he cranes his neck downwards to present a kiss to you. smoothly, his lips slide against yours, colliding effortlessly. he can taste remnants of himself on your tongue.
“and i love you,” your manicured fingertips dance along his collarbone. from the angle you’re admiring him in, reiner appears serene. happy, better put.
‘fucked out’ is certainly a good look on the birthday boy.
#happy birthday to my favorite blonde bastard of a husband#reiner braun#reiner x reader#reiner smut#reiner braun x reader smut#reiner braun x reader#reiner braun smut#reiner braun fluff#reiner fluff#reiner x black reader#reiner x black reader smut#reiner braun x black reader#reiner braun x black reader smut#aot smut#aot fluff#anime smut#anime fluff#x reader#x black reader#reiner braun x y/n#reiner braun x you#reiner x reader smut#— harmoni writes#— (.reiner)#— (drabbles!)#— (reiner drabbles!)#୨୧ — isla writes#୨୧ — mira writes!#౨ৎ — 𝓂𝓎 𝓁ℴ𝓋ℯ 𝓈𝓉ℴ𝓇𝒾ℯ𝓈!
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Have a gift. Happy Birthday Joe.
#aquarius bastard#rat boy#fuck him for make me delusional#joseph quinn#happy birthday#fucker#joe quinn#stranger things#eddie munson#fuck off
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11.01
#twewy#ntwewy#yoshiya joshua kiryu#twewy spoilers#my art#happy birthday bastard#...this got a bit out of hand#but I suppose it makes up for no dailies this year?
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haha loser! he's spending his birthday alone and cold! all he has is an old polaroid picture reminding him of the good times, what a slime!
ALSO SORRY FOR THE QUALITY I ABSOLUTELY RUSHED THIS. IT'S STILL MAY 2ND FOR ME BUT I WILL NOT HAVE TIME TO DRAW TOMORROW SO I'M JUST POSTING IT RIGHT NOW
sketch because i liked how it looked + quick sketch of addison spamton enjoying a birthday under cut + more misc sketches because i can't finish any art
i like to think addison spamton was the type of guy to immediately open his birthday cards and expect at LEAST $50 in it. anything less is an insult.
#i can't wait to wake up and see all the spamton birthday posts#i can't reblog anything right now because i should be asleep right now but in the morning......#in the morning......#love how we all collectively decided to wish this little bastard a happy birthday#i mean i guess this one isn't really happy but#you get what i mean#i was originally gonna render this but then i started it at like 8pm tonight and i was like SHIT#THAT'S NOT HAPPENING#BUT I GOT /SOMETHING/ OUT SO#spamton#spamton deltarune#deltarune#deltarune chapter 2#[HALF-PRICED SPAMTON]
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I can't believe that I'm going to be 64 years old tomorrow at 5:10 am. I still feel like I'm in my 20s, although my body doesn't always agree. 🤣😁 I think that as long as you are happy and live life to its fullest, you never get old. I am still a kid at heart ❤️ That's what keeps me going!! Life will throw so much crap at you, and if you have a positive mental attitude, you'll be fine. I always try to have fun and share joy with everyone whom I meet. That's the only way to be as far as I can see. No one can take that from me, but me so it's not gonna happen. I hope that everyone has a great day for my birthday. That would be a perfect gift for me!!! I can't believe that I'm gonna be 64!! I better buy more candles 🕯 😁🤣😍
#happy birthday to me#64 years old#young at heart#be happy#live life to its fullest#be the joy#have fun#don't ever let the bastards win#love#happiness#thank you#sharing#joy#I'm old#how did this happen#lol#celebrate#kindness#caring#enjoy you life#you deserve it#happy
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