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hulludragon · 3 months ago

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☘OC art masterpost☘

All of the art of my ocs, current and old. Each of them have their own tags!

Send an ask or a DM if I've missed something or some links send to wrong posts :3

General oc's without connections

Cold #cold the dragon ꕤ happy fluffy baby just sittin ꕤ sleeping cold redraw ꕤ Artfight ID 2024 ꕤ

Mylo ꕤ

Papu ꕤ

Chiller ꕤ

Cotzy ꕤ

Sunny #Sunny the bunny ꕤ Cringetober 2023. Prompt: Angel and demon (feat. Joshua) ꕤ

Joshua ꕤ

Rose ꕤ

Wala ꕤ

Mori ꕤ

Sakkaku ꕤ

Burri ꕤ

Felizia ꕤ

Ross ꕤ

Lamppost ꕤ

Roripoppu ꕤ

Amaro ꕤ

GB ꕤ

Lars ꕤ

Illum ꕤ

Sakura ꕤ

Evelyn ꕤ

Cici ꕤ

Robert ꕤ

Timantti #timantti the demigod ꕤ Artfight ID 2022 ꕤ idle sassy stance doodle ꕤ

Syren ꕤ

Xay ꕤ

Chomper ꕤ

Long boi ꕤ

Tenshi ꕤ

Zyph ꕤ

Zack ꕤ

John #john the dawg ꕤ simple fluffy boi shoved in a grey void ꕤ

Mico ꕤ

Scyther ꕤ

Lily ꕤ

Mint ꕤ

Anastasia ꕤ

Puppy ꕤ

Bushboi ꕤ

Veeti #veeti the terrariumhead ꕤ halloween prepping (feat. Juniper) ꕤ

Juniper #juniper the fallen angel ꕤ hyping up her bf <3 (mainly veeti) ꕤ

Damien ꕤ

Apollo ꕤ

Gallie ꕤ Cringetober 2023 ꕤ

Isabelle ꕤ

Jeffrey ꕤ

Shinogae (temp. name, will be changed💀) ꕤ

P.L.A.N.T. ꕤ

Lucky ꕤ

Shuri ꕤ

Lehti ꕤ

Shark ꕤ

Elias ꕤ

Grubb ꕤ

Koji #Koji the seabunny ꕤ Artfight ID 2022 ꕤ

Gáta-plásma (temp. name, will be changed💀) ꕤ

Herald ꕤ

Moon ꕤ

Blue ꕤ

Jack ꕤ

Temaris ꕤ

Sol ꕤ

Sol's unnamed sister 💀 ꕤ

Lumi ꕤ

Merina #merina the seadragon ꕤ mermay 2022 drawing 1 ꕤ mermay 2022 drawing 2 ꕤ Cringetober 2023. Prompt: MS paint ꕤ

octopus stinkhorn inspired oc (unnamed) ꕤ

Cherry ꕤ

Charlie ꕤ

Sucrine #sucrine the witch ꕤ at work, stirrin a pot of a potion doodle ꕤ

Blaze ꕤ

Elliot (aka son of the stars) ꕤ

Koga #koga the cursed man ꕤ Artfight ID 2024 ꕤ Man with his wife <3 ꕤ

Wisp ꕤ

Elleanore ꕤ

Angels pet ꕤ

Furry milf (unnamed oc) ꕤ

Clover (cw! yandere oc!!) #Clover the yandere ꕤ Man being an obsessed freak! ꕤ Cringetober 2023. Prompt: yandere ꕤ

Carmen ꕤ

Alec ꕤ

Kit ꕤ

Buttons (aka Tonton) #buttons the furry clown ꕤ Artfight ID 2022 ꕤ happy boi doodle ꕤ ominously standing in a circus tent ꕤ

Aurora ꕤ

Toast #toast the moth ꕤ Reference sheet ꕤ artfight ID 2022 ꕤ eating honey doodle ꕤ

Eve ꕤ

Cyril ꕤ

Arael #arael the incubus ꕤ doodle dump, including self insert for you arael simps :] ꕤ Artfighrt ID 2024 ꕤ

Rebecca ꕤ

Myria #myria the succubud ꕤ refsheet! ꕤ Myria doodle dump! including pocket sized myria :3

Lucille ꕤ

Reximus prime ꕤ

Dandelion ꕤ

Oliver ꕤ

Nemo #Subject 357-A aka Nemo ꕤ Refsheet and lore! ꕤ Artfight ID 2024 ꕤ

Mio ꕤ

Oceanic white tip lady (unnamed) tag to be added once named ꕤ Wedding dress outfit ꕤ leaning forwards/squatting a bit doodle ꕤ Venus #venus the monster ꕤ doodle for venus' biggest fan, d3scendd :3 ꕤ Soggy boy in swamp water ꕤ extra pretty boy (a bit ooc.. he looks flamboyant and has too many braincells compared to normal) ꕤ Artfight ID 2024 ꕤ

Penis head (idk if I'll keep that name XD) #penis head the thing ꕤ fullbody + doodles with him being pet :3 ꕤ

Bread loaf #Bread Loaf the pony ꕤ Cringetober 2023. Prompt: base ꕤ

✿Persona and fursona✿

J #J the fursona ꕤ posin with May! ꕤ Cringetober 2023. Prompt: Fursona ꕤ

May #may the persona ꕤ reference sheet! ꕤ Edgy headshot with glowy tears ꕤ I was ill doodle ꕤ Hiding from thunder doodle ꕤ Artfight ID 2022 ꕤ Sleeping with a concerned fnaf moon watching ꕤ Artfight refsheet drawing crunch mood ꕤ Apprechiating all the ppl sayin hbd to me ꕤ Reply to a person wishing me a happy birthday :] ꕤ Celebrating not screaming at the void anymore ꕤ being picked up by sun fnaf ꕤ being spooked my posts/account being interacted with ꕤ trying to figure out who the anon was ꕤ complaining abt my old schools horrible tall tables ꕤ happy halloween doodle! ꕤ edgy tears May ver. 2. ꕤ May with explosions and nb flag on the background feat. moon fnaf ꕤ thirsting for big robot moobs :] feat. sun and moon fnaf ꕤ holdin a flamethrower against a flame hungry kitten ꕤ comforting basya abt me being here :] ꕤ thanking for support and pointing at other social media sites I'm at (feat. sun and moon fnaf) ꕤ eepygleeby snoozin with moon fnaf under the bed ꕤ huggin marabou mint krokant chocolate bar doodle ꕤ holding my back then new okami amaterasu plushie :3 ꕤ autism creachure may vine refrence ꕤ nervous about my horrendous profile scheme ꕤ thanking for someones super kind words ꕤ hyping my fave fit!! ꕤ flipping off the universe ꕤ posin with J! ꕤ

✿Beast people with beast issues✿

Fang #Fang the bunny beast ꕤ Lore and family dynamics :3 ꕤ

Jake ꕤ

✿The canine brothers✿

Klaus #klaus the werewolf ꕤ Refsheet and some lore :3 ꕤ

Pyry #Pyry the weredog ꕤ Refsheet and some lore :3 ꕤ Cringetober 2023. Prompt: animal traits (cw//suggestive implications) ꕤ

✿Avien gods✿

Bearded vulture ꕤ

Lahore pidgeon ꕤ

Hooded crow ꕤ

✿The doomed brothers✿

Meri ꕤ

Elanol ꕤ

Zeno ꕤ

✿Houseki no kuni fancharacters✿

Amazonite ꕤ

Periclase ꕤ

✿Cookie run kingdom fancharacters✿

Bear loaf cookie ꕤ

Tulipe ꕤ

Shaved ice serpent ꕤ

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blueiight · 2 years ago

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Do you have anything you wish to see in the next part of blood & water?

thank u for the ask! <3 im excited to see where theyll take the whole human trafficking plotline: b&w ‘s writing team kinda oscillates btwn the scale of severity they intend for the audience to take this whole ‘Predatory NGOs operating in South Africa trafficking [relatively] poorer kids to rich families’ thing n i hope they commit to it in s4. its been alluded to throughout but s3 finale confirms it& im wondering how theyll do it.. the role of kb’s dad in this wider network is still ambiguous a bit, surely as an attorney he wouldve been more involved in covering up the repercussions of these cases more than the show wants us to believe [like wtf was the whole deal w randomly making kb’s mom evil when kb’s dad was so ominous/2 faced in the earlier seasons?]. im happy for fikile + puleng’s catharsis, embracing eachother as sisters unconditionally, tho fiks getting shot scared the shit out of me they delivered everything i wanted out of that moment.. thande embracing the child of her own for who she was. big development from the woman who we were introduced to having birthday parties for her ‘missing’ daughter when it was the ‘shame’ of ‘stepping out of marriage’ n for the symbol of phume she had in her head..i also rly appreciate the showrunners for showing that a boy [wade] can do incredible acts of selflessness + have love rt for a girl w/o being ‘rewarded’ w her hand like a trophy + i want wade to set that boundary in that he wont risk himself for puleng’s own very haphazard plans. im gearing up for kuleng end game frl likee. i want kb to rly deal with the realization he got in s3 that his family is not perfect, and how his family , both mother and father, n himself has played a role into hurting the girls he cares about so much [puleng , fikile].. free my dawg sam btw like yesterday

#yn.#yn answers #blood & water #fikile bhele #karabo molapo #puleng khumalo #matla molapo #wade daniels #i got a rl crush on a dude who look just like kb .. i think he like me back but idk. i got 3 weeks to decide

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r3b3lgrrrrrrrl · 5 years ago

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A LunaTic and her Gunn (Part 11)

"A LunaTic Throws a Magical Tea Party"

Colson bounds down the stairs shirtless in a pair of joggers. "GOOOOOD MORNING, FUCKERS!!!" He shouts. Luna's behind him, much slower, dressed in black boy shorts and a cut up G&R shirt. Her long hair is in a messy bun. All the extras from last night have gone, it's only The Crew in the kitchen. Around the table, on counter tops, or in stools. Colson goes for coffee as Luna slides into a chair next to Benny at the table.

He leans over to her "Did you tell him?" He asks.

"OH FUCK. I forgot, I'm sorry." She says standing up, then disappearing upstairs. She digs into her bag, pulling the flash drive from the night before out of her coat pocket and plugging it into her laptop. She quickly edits out any parts that don't belong to them, while also adjusting the audio.

"He's gonna fucking shit himself." She thinks, once again, pleased with her work.

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Back in the full kitchen, she walks over to Colson. "Can you come upstairs with me for a sec, please. I have something for you...." She smiles slyly.

"I was wondering where you went...."

"Grab your laptop and come on." She says heading towards the stairs. He obliges.

Upstairs Colson flops his long body down on his bed. Luna stands over him.

"For you." She says holding a closed hand out to him. He reaches his out and she drops the flash drive into it. "Happy Birthday, Bunny."

He can see her nipples are hard through her t-shirt. "What's this?" He asks, sitting up, puzzled. She sits down next to him, handing him the laptop.

"Just a little gift. See for yourself." She tells him, bedroom eyes dancing with a smile playing on her lips. One look.

"I fucking love it when she looks at me like that." He muses to himself, intrigued, leaning over to kiss her.

He pops the flash drive in. As he finds the file and the video starts, he stares perplexed at the 3 different angles on the screen. He looks closer "Is that me?" Cocking his head. As the video continues he states excitedly "OH FUCK!! That is me.... AND YOU!!" He exclaims. He looks over at her, quickly, mouth hanging open. He hears himself speak on in the video and her begin to sing him Happy Birthday. "How the fuck...."

"Just watch." she says with a giggle as they sit together, side by side. He grabs the top of her inner thigh.

"You're sexy as fuck, Kitten." He says not taking his eyes of the screen. He's stroking her thigh. She can see him getting worked up. "God Damn, we look good together!!" He continues. Half way through the video, she sees his dick raging under his joggers. She stands up.

"Lemme help you." She says

"Hmmm." He's not listening.

"Lift the laptop." She says flatly, pulling at his pants. This has his attention. He pauses the video not wanting to miss a second.

"What do you need, Bunny?" He finally looks up. She laughs. Pushes him back by the bare chest to lay down on the bed, pushes the laptop to his stomach and gets on her knees between his legs. He pops his head up around the laptop, lifting his ass, watching her pull down his pants. His hard dick slaps against his stomach, she takes him in her hand, ducking her head down, rolling her tongue along the bottom of his balls. He groans, watching her as she begins to lick his cock from base to tip with her sopping tongue spread wide.

"Resume." She says. He adjusts the laptop on his chest and leans his head back on his arm as he pushes play.

"I am getting my dick sucked by the hottest chick in the world, while watching our sex tape...." Colson thinks to himself fully enjoying her mouth and her gift. "HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!"

As Luna sucks long and deep on his cock, she uses her hand to work the parts she can't fully fit inside. He throbs in her mouth and groans as her tongue rolls around his dick's head. She hears them fucking from the laptop as he rest his hand lightly on her head, tangling his fingers in her bun, gripping her hair. It makes her pussy lips plump. Continuing her sucking pace, she caresses his balls with her other hand. With this, she can feel him getting ready to cum so she opens her throat wider, fitting almost all of him inside of her mouth. Slurping, bobbing and humming, she hears him growl "OHHHH FUUCCCK!" as his right leg shoots up off the floor and he explodes into her warm mouth. She swallows it. From the laptop Colson is telling Luna he needs her to meet Casie. After licking his dick clean, while wiping her mouth with her thumb, she stands up looking over a pleased Colson.

"GOD DAMN, GIRL!!" He sighs looking up at her lovingly. He can hear them exchanging I love yous from the laptop. "You're fucking insane." He says amused, moving the laptop. Grabbing her hand, he pulls her on top of his naked body. "You gave me video of us fucking and telling each other we love each other for the first time. That's so fucking boss!" He says pulling her closer for a kiss. "THEN YOU SUCKED MY DICK WHILE I WATCHED IT FOR THE FIRST TIME!!" He yells, both arms up, fists clenched, shaking triumphantly, rocking his whole body.

She laughs, her body moving with his. "You're an idiot" she smiles kissing him.

"Your idiot." He smirks. "How the fuck did you get this? He asks.

"With Benny's help. And this" She says beaming, reaching into her bag, before telling him exactly how.

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Downstairs Benny can't contain himself. He looks at Slim. "Yo Dawg, Luna ain't nothin to fuck wit." He says lowly. Recounting the events of last night to him. Slim listens, shocked as fuck.

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"SHE THREATENED TO PISTOL WHIP A FUCKING SECURITY GAURD!!???" Slim shouts out in disbelief, eyes wide. Everyone in the kitchen stops what they're doing and looks at him.

"Yup." Luna's lips pop, strolling in holding what appears to be a glock, with Colson behind her. She sets it down on the kitchen table, hard. Now, everyone is looking at her, uncomfortably. "Well, now you gotta fucking tell everybody, Benny, or it's just not fair." She says looking at him, eyebrows raised, half amused smile. "Go ahead, Sugar." Nodding her head.

"She's such a fucking asshole. This is gonna be great!" Colson laughs to himself.

Benny looks at her sideways but begins to tell the story again, everyone is quiet and listening. Every so often one of them glances at Luna, who's leaning up against the wall with a cup of coffee.

"So, was it loaded???" Asks Rook intently.

Before Benny can answer, Luna walks back over to the table and sets down her cup. She picks up the 9, stretches her arm out, pointing it directly at Colson, who's across the room. She says "What do you think?" coldly before pulling the trigger.

Ashleigh screams and everyone shudders as Colson bursts out laughing. There's no boom. Just the sound of a rack sliding. There is no blood. Just a blue dot on Colson's chest, who's laughing hysterically. He starts bouncing around the room causing Luna to laugh.

"WAIT!!! Demands Slim. Eyeballing both of them. "It's FAKE!?!! He continues.

"Mhmm." says Luna innocently, holding her laughter for a second.

Slim bursts out laughing too. Everyone, including Benny is still confused.

Ashleigh speaks up "Let me get this straight, you fucked Kells in VIP, turned around, BOUGHT, THEN ERASED the tape, while all the while pretending you were going to, what? Kill a security gaurd with a fake gun if he didn't give it to you???

"DON'T FORGET SHE GAVE ME THE ONLY COPY!! FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!!" Shouts Colson "We have a sex tape, we have a sex tape..." He starts singing and dancing around the room.

"He's so fucking ADORABLE!!" Luna's heart screams. She loves when he acts goofy. Even more when it's her who's causing it.

Looking at Ashleigh. "Pretty much." Says Luna nodding her head. "But." She stops, putting her index finger up. "It's not a fake gun. It's a custom laser pointer." She states, handing it to Ashleigh, starting to laugh again, who takes it learily.

As Ashleigh flips it around in her hands, she begins to laugh too. "YOU are a crazy fucking cunt!!" She states still laughing, before she hands it into Rook's reaching hands.

"See why I love her, Ash!!" Colson says laughing as he throwing his arm around Luna, kissing her on the cheek.

"Mhm. Fucking trouble." She laughs looking at the two of them. As everyone rambles in disbelief handing the laser pointer around and playing with it. Ashleigh steps closer to Luna and Colson. "Good call on grabbing that, Loons. Someone could've made a shit load of money off of it."

Luna nods her head, giving Ashleigh a knowing look. "I got 'chu." she tells her with a smile and cocked upper lip. Luna likes that Ashleigh is comfortable enough with her to call her 'Loons'.

Slim interrupts them. "So, what would you have done if he didn't take the money?" He asks Luna seriously, elbows on the table.

"I'da fucking laser pointer whipped that motherfucker and got what I wanted still." She cocks her head back and sucks her teeth. "Feel how heavy this motherfucker is." She says reaching for the laser pointer from Baze, handing it to Slim.

Handling it he says "You right, this bitch got some solid weight to it. How you work it?"

"Pull the trigger."

He pulls the trigger as it makes the sound of the clip being loaded. "Aight, aight. I see you." He says continuing to play with it. "Crazy ass Brooklyn Bitch." He says nodding his head, like the night before with a chuckle. Looking over at his friend in approval.

"Lemme see that." Benny grabs it from Slim. He looks at it closely. "Big ups, Brooklyn. You harder then I thought. You ran a dude with a Fucking laser pointer!!" He laughs loudly in disbelief.

"NY, Homie!!" She laughs hard. "We had our first 'Benny&Loons MessAbout'." She howls, half quoting 'The New Girl.' still laughing, while moving her shoulders and fisted arms up and down before giving him a dap. Colson explodes into laughter.

"She's fucking retarded and I LOVE IT!" He thinks.

Finally grasping the ridiculousness of the situation the whole room joins in on Colson, Luna, Slim and Benny's laughter.

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Everyone's still chattering in the kitchen. Pete comes up to Luna and Colson. "You're a fucking nut, Loons. He laughs shaking his head. He looks at Colson. "I told you, a very Loons story." He says throwing his hands up.

"Facts." Agrees Colson.

"What's that mean?" She asks "You know what, I don't even fucking care." She continues, waving her hand, paying them no mind. 🎶"I'ma do you one better, Petey."🎶 She sings, looking mischievously between him and Colson. 🎶"I've got a pound of mushrooms upstairs."🎶 She finishes singing, biting her lip with a smile.

"How the fuck did you get that?" Asks Colson in disbelief.

"I threw a bunch of dried fruit in with em and popped it in my carry on as a snack" She shrugs like it's no big deal. Pete's not surprised by Luna's antics anymore. He is excited about these mushrooms tho.

"Can we eat 'em???" His eyes lighting up.

"I figure if Colson's ok with it, I'll hit up the girls, see who's in town... Make some tea and we'll have a colorful day by the pool. What do you think, Bunny?" She asks looking up at Colson.

"I think." He says slamming his hand on the counter to emphasize certain words "This is THE BEST birthday of my whole MOTHERFUCKING life." He lifts her chin to kiss her. "Thank you for everything."

"So, colors?" Asks Pete intently.

"Yeah, Pete. Colors." Colson laughs.

"Heeey you Guuuysss!!!" Pete turns around to share the good news.

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Luna changes into a white one peice. She sends out texts to a few of her girlfriends, seeing who's on the West Coast. Frannie and Paris are definitely coming. Ashley says she'll bring Dom with her. Bella's in even though Mod is there. Billie's coming and Lana may.

Luna starts a large pasta pot of boiling water. Looking around the kitchen, she finds a large non-porous cutting board and a chef's knife. She opens the large container and pulls out a handful of fungi, dehydrated strawberries, apples, oranges and cherries. She begins to finely chop them.

Phem wanders over to her. "What are you doing?" She asks.

"Making magic tea." Luna answers, turning her head and smiling at her.

"I've never had em that way." Phem says, intrigued. "Can I help?"

"Absolutely!" Luna beams.

Colson watches the girls from the kitchen door frame. "They seem to be getting along ok..... Maybe Phem does like her." He thinks, deciding to leave them be and wanders off into another part of the house.

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Hours later, everyone has shown up, even Lana. Their magical tea party is flowing. Luna puts on the 'Eat A Peach' album and the music is flowing with the colors. She's laying on the ground on her belly, she looks over her shoulder at Colson, who's in a pool chair close to her. All she can see is rainbows radiating out of his head and hearts pouring out of his eyes. It's too much for her brain so she rolls on her back to stare at the sky. As the clouds shift and shape, Luna's eyes widen, as a blanket of warmth swooshes over her and her stomach drops like she's on a rollercoaster. She can taste story the clouds are trying to tell her.

"What are you doin'?" Luna looks over to see a sea of vibrant green flowing. It's Phem.

"I'm listening to the clouds tell me a story." Luna says smiling. "Come." She scootches over and reaches her hand out, pulling Phem down beside her. "Lay." She warmly instructs. Phem does so, as the two girls hold hands, giggling, watching the same sky but being told two different stories. After a while, Luna turns to Phem. "I need to touch The Water." She breathes. "Come with me?"

"Yaaaas. Me tooooooo." Phem lets out, nodding her head up and digging Luna's fantastic plan. The girls walk over to the pool, sitting on the edge, dangling their feet in the cool water. "I'm sorry." Phem says.

Luna looks at her with concern, but still tripping balls. "Why? Are you ok?" She asks softly but intently.

"I didn't like you.' Phem blurts out, eyes wide, covering her mouth in shock. A loud laugh escapes from Luna. "I'm so sorry." Says Phem.

"Whyyyy?" Asks a still laughing Luna.

"I don't know why....." Phem trails off. Luna is still laughing, doubled over, tears pouring out of her eyes.

"Nooooo." She says, sitting up, trying to control herself "Why are you fucking sorry?" But she can't, so Luna bursts out laughing again. The idea being so ridiculous to her. Her laughter is contagious and quickly both girls are laughing so hard there are tears rolling down both their faces and neither can breathe.

"I don't knowwwww!!!" Whines Phem while still laughing.

"It's ok!" Luna reassures her, the laughter between them flowing so hard they can barely get out words. "I knew!" Luna exclaims leaning into Phem.

"I'm so sorry though because I really do!!" Phem leans against her too, both of them STILL laughing uncontrollably.

Luna puts her arm around her. "It's ok, I know." She says again, ducking her head close to Phem's. "I didn't like you either, and now I do!" She laughs harder grabbing Phem's hand with her free one.

"We're a bunch of fucking cunts!!" Phem shouts, throwing her arm around Luna.

The two girls double over together cracking up as Luna exclaims "I THINK I JUST PEED A LITTLE!!!"

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Across the yard Colson is fake ninja fighting with Slim. His ears perk up at the sound of Luna's continuous laughter.

"I fucking love that sound." Colson thinks, smiling ear to ear, searching for her. He sees her sitting by the pool with Phem. The two of them are laughing hysterically, arms around each other. "That's so nice." Colson thinks happily before Slim judo chops him in the stomach.

Catching Colson off gaurd Slim's chop drops him to his knees, in an exaggerated fashion. "Yous a bitch, Bitch." Slim says mocking him. They both are laughing so hard, Colson lays down, knowing what he's referencing.

"I LOVE MY FUCKING LIFE!!" Colson thinks, holding his stomach, rolling on the ground.

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A while later, Colson is coming out of the bathroom. He wants to find Luna but is distracted from the melody coming from his piano.

He follows the sound to find Luna playing. He sits down beside her. She looks over at him. Her happy face glowing bright, while continuing to play. The melody entrancing. She looks deeply into his eyes, smiling her bright smile. She begins to sing to him.

🎶"I know I'm outta my head. But I haven't lost my mind. How is it that you know the bad things I like. We're so good, I can't explain it, what can I say, it's kismet, ain't it?"🎶 She continues, smiling the way he loves 🎶"All the things you say, all things you do, make me fall more in love with you. Oh, Bunny, I don't wanna escape it. 'I'm all in' There is no maybe."🎶

He stares at her in awe, vibrant colors flying out of her mouth as she sings. "Did you just write that?" He asks as she continues to play the melody.

"Mhm." She hums. "About us." She says softly.

"I fucking love it." He says, sliding her body across the piano bench, closer to him. Kissing her on her bare shoulders while moving her loose hair to kiss her neck. He stops. Only refraining for these few moments. He pulls out his phone. "Sing it again for me. Please." He asks, as she smiles and continues to play. He hits record, just before she begins to sing. Knowing he's capturing something special that could be lost in a moment.

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As everyone's trip is slowly beginning to come to it's end. Luna stands on the living room table. "Who wants a Xanax for sleep later?" She asks loudly, raising her hand.

Everyone within ear shot claims "ME!"

Colson watches her dole footballs out like a little Xanax fairy, still in her white swimsuit but now with a bright green scarf with vibrant purple and teal peacock feathers, tied, resting around her hips, ass and waist. Long hair flowing.

"GOD, I fucking love her." Colson thinks to himself as she approaches him.

"Wanna go make out in the pool?" She asks. For the first time ever, she's eye to eye with him while standing. One look.

"FUCK YES." He declares. She wraps her arms around his neck and her legs around his waist as he lifts her up. She sprinkles his face and neck with kisses as he carries her outside.

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In the pool they snake around each other. She pushes off of him teasingly, swimming away as he chases after her. He catches her, wrapping his long limbs around her tiny body. "You're amazing." He says kissing her.

"You're not so shabby yourself." She teases, kissing him back. They swim around each, touching and teasing the other's body until Colson can't stand it any longer. He pushes her quickly across the pool, they hit the side hard. "Mmmh." she winces.

"Sorry, Kitten." He says in between sloppy kisses. She's pulling his shorts down as he slides her bathing suit to the side. She moans loudly as he enters her. As he pushes his huge cock deep inside her, fucking her deeply, she can't tell if she's still tripping or actually seeing cartoon stars.

"HOLY FUCK." She thinks.

With her legs wrapped around his waist, she slowly grinds into him hard, feeling him touch deep inside her, she shudders. Using the water against his weight she spins them around. Now pressed against the pool, "Kitten..." He moans into her ear as their hands and the water move all around them. There's a soft sensualness between them instead of their usual raging hunger. He spins her back against the pool wall. She takes every sweet pump of his in, as the water tickles her skin. They lock into a deep kiss as they slowly move their bodies together in pleasure. She moans as he begins to move his hips faster. Hands around her neck. She pushes off the side of the pool, taking him deeper into her. He groans. Both of their hips now moving even faster. She clings to him as she feels her walls begin to tighten and a rush of euphoria hits her.

"Ohhhh, Bunny...." She purrs.

"I love you." He says as they both explode like fireworks.

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Frannie and Paris show up together, never knowing what to expect with Luna. They know she's currently on the The Coast for a break and have plans to see her but both are caught off gaurd when she texts that she's at MGK's house hosting a tea party. A happy Luna greets them with huge hugs before introducing them to Colson, as she calls him. He's very inviting, hugging them both. Watching them through rose colored eyes, her friends decide this is good and that Luna just might be ok.

Billie and her boyfriend arrive to a giddy Luna. She offers them tea. As they stand and sip in the kitchen, Billie asks Luna how she's doing. She beams. She is "tripping balls and is absolutely in love" she declares as she reaches to squeeze Billie again. They've known each other almost all their lives. Billie still remembers attending Luna's mother's funeral all those years ago. Just as Luna had attended her own mother's, just shy of 3 short years. Only a month after Luna had lost Justin, to the date. Even greif stricken, her friend had shown up for her. It was a true testament to Luna's character, Billie had thought at the time and still thinks the same now. It's only when Luna introduces Billie to Colson does she see her true friend again. That bright light that has been dim the last few of years, finally beaming through again.

Lana slides into the party smoothly. She doesn't drink the tea but she does watch her friend happily from her perch on the patio. She likes the intimate exchanges she watches between her and Colson. Lana already likes Colson, they had worked together late last year and she found him to be very down to earth and sweet. She didn't want to admit it but she could see why Loons was drawn to him.

Bella only comes because she loves Luna. Especially, her tea parties. She knows Kells and most of his Crew from dating Derek but wants to see how he acts with her friend. Colson is the first to greet her with a warm hug. "Hey Bella, Loons said you were coming." He says leading her into the kitchen. "Grab some tea." He says pointing to the huge pot on the stove. "I'll find Luna for you." Impressed Bella fills her solo cup with magic. "BELLLLSSSSSS!" Luna screams as she rushes her for a hug. Luna's so short her face lays right in Bella's tits, which she happily snuggles into. Bella laughs out loud. She loves Luna and upon her approach is happy she decided to come. After the girls embrace they make their way outside. As Bella waves to Ashley, who's walking towards her, she watches Luna break free and prance over to Colson, wrapping her whole body around him.

Ashley and Dom are dancing around together, floating through the colors. Enjoying life and everyone. She's not worried about Luna anymore. She had been, but in 2 short days she has watched both of her friends blossom like a beautiful tree in the Spring. She's enjoying her boyfriend, colors and friends. When she does spy Luna and Colson together her heart erupts with joy.

"Wow." Her friends all think at separate times. "She's REALLY happy." Hearts soaring for Luna, because they know her well enough to know, she's truly happy right now. With Colson. Not because she's on drugs.

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elle-christine · 5 years ago

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Lovey Dovey Questions:

Reverting to my happy little Tumblr days; blogging away with my 16 year-old wistful intentions but now I’m married and all kinds of in lurrrrv. How did you meet?  My roommate and I got invited to a Young Adults Potluck/game night at our Church. We only knew one person there, but before we got there my roommate kept telling me “you’re about to meet your husband. I can’t believe we’re going to go to this tonight and you’re going to meet your husband.” But the majority of the night we sat in the corner with our one friend a bunch of girls and were planning on leaving to go to get food. I thought “I’m not meeting my husband here...”. But then we played a group game and I noticed him from across the room, and he noticed me. And the rest is history. How did he ask you to be his?   We met up at the union on campus to talk, we had just told each other the night before that we had feelings for one another. We walked to the parking garage together and he kept making comments about “us”. So I asked him in the garage--what exactly is “us”. And then we made a logical and rational decision to date. Your first memory with them: Going to a restaurant after the game night, thinking he was cute but so serious and probably too cool for me. And thinking that he would make a good husband to someone someday. Why is your relationship different from others you have had? I was ready, he was ready. We had both taken a few years off from dating to determine what we should be looking for in a partner and to grow as humans on our own. We have a strong dedication to communication and intentionality. Ten things you like about them.  1. His passionate pursuit of Jesus. 2. His intentional pursuit of our marriage. 3. His ability to be goofy, relaxed, and silly with me but be mature, serious, and polished in public. 4. He’s a great listener and a strong conversationalist. 5. His depth and intelligence. 6. His love of black coffee, the sun and water, minimalism, sustainability. 7. His gentleness and emotional availability. 8. His tender heart and natural kindness. 9. His respect for me. 10. His ability to lead well. How often do you see each other?  In the morning when we wake up and at night before we go to bed. No matter how crazy and busy our lives get, getting to do that is such a blessing.

1: Do you have a crush at the moment? on someone who can’t ghost me; 10/10 recommend. 2: Have you ever been deeply in love? currently a deeply in love lady. 3: Longest relationship you’ve ever been in? 23 months tomorrow. 4: Have you ever changed for someone? Ironically, I changed more for the ones I didn’t actually date; tried to change to get them and clearly it didn’t work. 0/10 not recommended. 5: How is your relationship with your ex? One is friendly and two are non-existent. 6: Have you ever been cheated on? I don’t have proof but I believe there was a little somethin somethin going down behind my back. 7: Have you ever cheated? No. 8: Would you date someone who’s well known for cheating? no longer an option, but I think I would really struggle with that. 9: What’s the most important parts of a relationship? An ability to communicate, to be partners and to balance one another out, to complement each others strengths and weaknesses. 10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings? I like being married. 11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on “breaks”? Nahhhhhhhh 13: What’s one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship? Being in relationships before I was confident/comfortable with who I was, and having relationships that were not Christ-centered and wondering why they weren’t working. 14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex? I think the fact that this says “kids” is clear that the answer is never. 15: Do you believe in the phrase “age is just a number”? In some sense, yes. But cultural/generational things will play an impact. 16: Do you believe in “love at first sight”? No; I think love is a choice and something to work at. 17: Do you believe it’s possible to fall in love on the internet? In some situations, sure; however again I think it takes communication and work. 18: What do you consider a deal breaker? Not knowing and following the Lord. Unequally yoked is a thing. 19: How do you know it’s time to end a relationship? If there are clear signs that a future is not going to happen, it’s likely that it will be more painful later on. 20: Are you currently in a relationship? Indeed. 21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends? Honestly, no. I think you can remain cordial and friendly, but I don’t think it’s healthy or fair to continue a close friendship. 22: Do you think people should date their friends? Yes; I think friendship can have a solid foundation for a strong relationship. 23: How many relationships have you had? truthfully one that matters. 24: Do you think love can last forever? yes 25: Do you believe love can conquer all things? love and the Lord. 26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn’t approve of? It would depend on the basis for disapproval. If there were genuine concern for safety, red flags I wasn’t seeing, if I was in danger, than yes. Thankfully, my mom more than approves of Alex. 27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be? Wait wait wait; be patient and focus more on yourself, guard your heart more. 28: Do you think long distance relationships can work? They can, but they take a LOT of intentionality and work; and need to have a resolution in sight. 29: What do you notice first about another person? Probably height, and overall demeanor (calm, loud, etc.) 30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual? straight. 31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness? no, but I am thankful that he doesn’t because I do, and I appreciate the balance. 32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship? in some sense. 33: Do you want to get married one day? I am! 34: What do you think about getting your partner’s name tattooed? That’s a no from me dawg. 35: Could you be in a relationship without sex? I’m thankful that I’m not, but till death do us part and if sex was no longer an option for us--we would be just fine. 36: Are you still a virgin? I am a married lady. 37: What’s more important: Looks or personality? looks will not last forever. Personality and a desire to be a good steward of your body. 38: Do you enjoy love films? I’m not a big movie person tbh 39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses? Alex occasionally surprises me with them which is rad. 40: Have you ever had a valentine? Only one that counts! 41: What’s your imagination of a “perfect date”? Going to the beach, eating sushi, watching the sunset (or rise; but switch the sushi for coffee), worship music and reading together. 43: What’s more important: Your partner or your friends? Husband is first. 44: Would you consider yourself “romantic”? I like ironic romance; cute gestures that purposely meant to be cheesy. 45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends? I am married to my favorite friend. 46: Have you ever been “friendzoned”? honestly...no. 48: What’s your favorite love song? oh gosh, want me to make a whole damn list About Him.

Name? Alex Age? 31 When did you two begin dating? March 2018

What do you think of him? He’s okay...I guess. What does he think of you? Probably that I’m weird and kind of smell. Who asked who out first? I believe he did after some strong hinting from me. Did you like him before he asked you? I was intrigued but also guarded. How old were you two? 25 and 29 What did you think of it at first? After about 5 minutes I was concerned he was “like, actually weird”. But by the end of the night I felt like I had just met a future best friend. Has it been a good relationship so far? Indeed. Cutest thing he’s ever done? Goodness; surprising me with the cheesiest gift set-up when I woke up on Valentines Day morning. Bringing me a rose with the medicine he picked up for me when I was sick. Making me a handmade birthday card. Setting up a table with our pictures and couples Christmas gifts for when I came back from the holidays. Do you have a “song”? “God Be” By Chris Renzema What was your most memorable experience? Getting married. And all that went into that decision, proces, etc. When is your actual anniversary? Well...3/24/18, but also 7/14/19, and 11/12/19, and maybe 8/8/2020. Do you guys tell each other everything? every.thing. Probably too much. Marriage. What’s your favorite thing to do together? read and pray. drink coffee. go for hikes/walks. Find tiny cabins in the middle of nowhere and hole up for a weekend doing married people things. Most fun date you two have been on? This past valentines we ate too much sushi and had a movie night with wine and donuts. Last summer we went to a leadership conference, the zoo, walked around Royal Oak, and got dinner with my family. Or our mini-honeymoon; the beach, staying at a B&B, sushi for dinner, wine and exchanging vows alone. How did ya’ll first kiss? We had planned on not kissing for a month but we were eating hummus and watching Miracle and decided to make it happen. What does he call you? We’re pretty exclusively on “babe” Has anyone ever seriously proposed to you? And it worked.

#personal #me #love #relationship

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wafflesandsyrup · 7 years ago

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About Me~

“tagged” by @vontacompton.

My Last:

1: Drink: Water, but maybe wine by the time this post is through. 2: Phone Call: @catneepx, an angel. 3: Text Message: Mom! 4: Song You Listened To: “Doesn’t Remind Me” by Audioslave 5: Time You Cried: Like five minutes ago. Not even an exaggeration, I cry over everything, and it’s triggered by every emotion. This time it was because I watched The Iron Giant for the millionth time.

Have You Ever:

9: Lost Someone Special: Yeah boi 10: Been Depressed: Yeahhhhhh boiiiiii 11: Gotten Drunk And Thrown Up: Once! I can’t even think of drinking a gin and tonic anymore. But I took it like a champ. It was super funny then and now, lmao. 12: Three Favorite Colors: Red, Blue, and Gray/Black tbh

In The Last Year Have You:

13: Made New Friends: Yes! More before I moved, but I have made a handful of friends recently. 14: Fallen Out Of Love: Nope! 15: Laughed Until You Cried: Absolutely. 16: Found Out Someone Was Talking About You: lol yeah 17: Met Someone Who Changed You: I don’t think so! I’m usually who changes myself. I don’t think I have ever changed because of someone else. 18: Found Out Who Your Friends Are: For sure. I don’t tolerate disrespect or pettiness lmao 19: Kissed Someone On Your Facebook list: My husband, so yes! 20: How Many Of Your Facebook Friends Do You Know In Real Life: All of them, even if I knew them briefly. 21: Do You Have Any Pets: I have a dog! Back in MO, I have another dog and a cat, who I miss a shit ton. 22: Do You Want To Change Your Name: No, though it was hard to let go of my last name when I got married. I’ll always hyphenate it on unofficial documents lmfao. My new one is pretty unusual, though. 23: What Did You Do For Your Last Birthday: I made a booze cake and drank at home, since Brendan won’t be 21 until October and I had no other friends in WA lol. 24: What Time Did You wake Up: 9:30 25: What Were You Doing At Midnight Last Night: Playing Skyrim 26: Name Something You Can’t wait For: I can’t wait to visit home in July, for the short term, and I can’t wait to achieve my goal of being a forensic nurse. 27: When Was The Last Time You saw Your Mom: November. I miss her so much. I am her number one fan. I’ll talk about my mom to everyone, she’s so smart, funny and pretty! 28: What Are You Listening To Right Now: Chopin’s “Ballade No.1 in G minor, Op.23″-- I’m planning on learning this on the piano soon, and I grew especially attached to it after watching Your Lie in April tbh. 29: Have You Ever Talked To A Person Named Tom: Actually, no.

General:

30: Something That Is Getting On Your Nerves: Boredom tbh, but that’s nothing new. My inability to relax, too! I just want restful sleep god dammit. 31: Most Visited Website: YouTube probs 32: Hair Color: Dirty blonde?? Light brown maybe?? some copper is in there too?????????? Idk anymore. 33: Long Or Short Hair: Short right now, though I want to have medium-length hair for a while before having long hair again. 34: Do You Have A Crush On Someone: I’m married, so I obviously do lmfao. 35: What Do You Like About Yourself: I like my personality-- I like making people laugh and how I look on the bright side of life (since I used to be a real big whiny pussybitch). 36: Piercings: Ears 37: Blood Type: Ok i’m gonna be fr I have no idea what my blood type is so if i need blood immediately i’m fucked 38: Nickname: Syrup! 39: Relationship Status: Married to my fav human. 40: Zodiac Sign: Capricorn 41: Pronouns: She/her 42: Favorite TV Show: the X-Files, though I also like Parks and Rec. 44: Right Or Left Handed: Right 45: Surgery: I got my tonsils removed as a kid (super shit) and my wisdom teeth removed (also suuuuuper shit). Once I am done losing weight, I’m going to have a breast reduction because this shit is out of control. 46: Sport: Softball/baseball 47: Vacation: I would like to visit Europe (particularly Ireland, England, Germany, and Italy) and Japan, China, and Korea. In the US I would like to visit each state at some point. 48: Pair of trainers/Sneakers or Tennis Shoes: I call them tennis shoes, and I have a nice black pair of running shoes which are super comfy.

More General:

49: Eating: an apple lol 50: Drinking: wine 51: I’m About To: fold laundry and play more Skyrim, probably, maybe, hopefully. 52: Waiting For: Death to Take Its Inevitable Toll on my Flesh Prison 53: Want: hugs, friends, to be able to eat like a fat piece of shit w/o being a fat piece of shit lmfao help 54: Get Married: check 55: Career: I want to be a forensic nurse. I love working with the human body, always have, and I have always been fascinated with the forensic industry. I’ve wanted to do something that makes me happy and does something to get justice for people who have been hurt, and the moment I decided upon this career path I felt like everything finally made sense. A huge weight left my shoulders, that’s for sure.

Which Is Better:

56: Hugs Or Kisses: Hugs! I love hugging. I hug everyone bc I have a lot of platonic love to give every single person. 57: Lips Or Eyes: yo’ peepers! 58: Shorter Or Taller: I��d say similar height or taller because I am incredibly short, but personality is what seals the deal for me in the end. 59: Older Or Younger: about the same age, give or take a year (since my husband is about a year younger than me), or older. I wouldn’t be able to stand someone all that much younger than me if we’re being honest here lmfao 60: Nice Arms Or Nice Stomach: Stomach?????? 61: Hook Up Or Relationship: Relationship, for the other person’s sake. I’m too much of a goof for hooking up and I’d make someone feel insecure for cracking a joke in the middle of some sort of sexual encounter. It is literally impossible for me to take sex seriously. Also, I just prefer the companionship part of relationships over the physical. 62: Troublemaker Or Hesitant: Troublemaker, but not like... a felon or anything. Just goofy, without shame, and kind of annoying. Like me. But being reasonable when appropriate is important, too.

Have You Ever:

63: Kissed A Stranger: Yeahhhhhhh, immediate regret (cigarette mouth!). 64: Drank Hard Liquor: ya 65: Lost Glasses/Contact Lenses: every gd day dawg. and it’s partially because in order to find my glasses I need my glasses to see them. 66: Turned Someone Down: hoooooooo boy, yes, yes, yes. 68: Broken Someones Heart: HOOOOOOOOO boy, yes. I was always caught off guard by it, because I never see someone as potential relationship material, but always as bff material, until they make it explicitly clear. It just wouldn’t feel right to assume they may have a thing for me. So, most of my friends in life have been guys, and I have had to deal with a lot of uncomfortable confessions and rejection from said pals. I hate hurting people, and they’re often very hurt by my rejection, and I end up losing friends over it. I don’t even like thinking about it lol. 69: Had Your Heart Broken: Yup! Abusively and tragically. Some Carrie shit, haha. It doesn’t impact me now, except for making me angry. 70: Been Arrested: I’m a straight edge dude. 71: Cried When Someone Died: Duh 72: Fallen For A Friend: I can’t fall for someone unless we are friends, so yes! Brendan was my BFF for a while until he told my oblivious ass he wanted to date me.

Do You Believe In:

73: Yourself: Yes! The only person you can always depend upon, no matter what, is yourself. 74: Miracles: hmmmm, maybe. I’ll say yes, but my skeptical mind will always question. 75: Love At First Sight: Attraction at first sight, maybe. I believe in friendship at first sight, if we’re being honest. I see someone and just get this feeling that we could be awesome friends. Love is something much more deep rooted for me. 76: Santa Claus: I believe in My Dad 78: Angels: I’m not sure. I’m open to the possibility, due to the limitations set by existing as a human, but I’m not Christian or anything. I feel like there’s “something” out there, but I’m just a dumb human and will likely never be able to know for sure. I think human beings can be deemed angels.

Other:

79: Current Best Friend’s Name: Casi/Stephanie (I love them both so much my dudes). 80: Eye Color: Green/Hazel (more green than hazel tho-- it’s really cool because i have a fleck of gold in one of my irises, and my grandma has the same fleck of gold) 81: Favorite Movie: I couldn’t narrow it down to one. I love the LOTR movies, The Sixth Sense, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Spirited Away, Saving Private Ryan...... the list goes on forever. My family has always been a big movie family.

im not tagging anyone lol

#long post #tagged

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1095 · 7 years ago

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3 Tags and 33 Questions Because I Procrastinate And Everything Builds Up

Someone save me from myself please.

[ First Tag- @purecerealkids ]

1. What’s your biggest passion? BTS to be honest, I have no shame.

2. What’s your first memory? Receiving a Grumpy Bear plush during one of my birthdays parties when I was young but I don’t know which one.

3. Who do you want to be like when you grow up and why? Kim Namjoon because I want to reach that level of spiritual content, I guess. He is very melancholic and philosophical as well as quiet and sensitive but he can also find enjoyment in a lot of simple things like watching the river flow. I wanna BE him.

4. If you could master another language to fluency, which language would it be and why? Korean because it seems so beautiful yet organized. I want to understand poetry without having to search for a translation and the structure of the Korean honorific system still amazes me. Also, K-pop.

5. What’s your favorite holiday and why? My birthday because it is my birthday.

6. What are your top three favorite albums right now? The Most Beautiful Moment in Life: Young Forever (BTS), Blonde (Frank Ocean) and Apague la Luz y Escuche (Ricardo Arjona)

7. Describe your ideal future in four words. Animals? Happy. World? Unpolluted.

8. If you had to stare at something for five hours straight, what would it be and why? My phone screen as I use it.

9. What was the first website you ever used/visited in your life? Bruh... I don’t remember what I did two days ago.

10. What is something you cannot live without? The existance of animals.

11. Do you put the milk or the cereal in first? I put the spoon in the bowl first.

[Second Tag - @peachangbin]

1. Something that makes you proud of yourself? I’m going to graduate high school at the age of 16.

2. Favorite Disney movie? Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin

3. Favorite part of Stray Kids episode so far? OH MY YEAH SOLDIER CHALLENGER HELP ME JESUS CHRIST *aggresive dabbing*

4. Are you a bath or a shower person? I would be a bath person if my bathtub was big enough for it to be comfortable but even then I would prefer showers

5. How would you define yourself in 5 words? Look! Another messy human! Unoriginal!

6. Favorite holiday? My dog’s birthday because it is my dog’s birthday

7. Can you sing? Sure I can. Am I good? Hell no dawg

8. Any big fears? Never being accepted to college, never finding a job and dying as homeless.

9. Do you remember a lot of dreams? No, I don’t remember 78% of my life.

10. Last book you read? Demian: The Story of Emil Sinclair's Youth

11. Something that makes you super happy? When people talk to me or interect with my posts especially my gfxs

[Third Tag - @so-changbin]

1. Who did you think would be your favorite Stray Kids member? Who is it now? I thought Felix would be my favorite Stray Kids members but Chan is really creeping up on me

2. Is there any other JYP artist you follow besides Stray Kids? DAY6 is the main other group. I fell out of the GOT7 stan world and TWICE was never a main but I still enjoy their music.

3. Would you rather be able to play any instrument or speak any language fluently? Speak any language fluently

4. Favorite foods? Jaeyuk Bokum mixed with white rice

5. If you could only drink one other liquid besides water for the rest of your life, what is it? Apple juice

6. What would your theme song be? 13:41-13:56 of Run BTS! 2017 - EP.32

7. Who and what makes you happy? My idols, my mutuals, my computer and my dog make me happy.

8. Would you rather be an idol or an actor? Neither. I don’t think fame and money is worth the mental strain.

9. What do you think your biases would do for a living if not music? (cannot be in the entertainment industry as a celebrity) Taemin would be a choreographer, Seokjin would be a charming CEO or a professor, Felix would probably be a Starbucks waiter because. Ren would be a daycare owner or a makeup artist, I don’t know.

10. How are you doing? I’m numb yet crying yet alright with life.

11. What was your favorite dream you ever had? Daniel Kang and I studying together for my English exam and he was playing with my hair and smiling cutely because he knew that I was nervous. Agh, just thinking of it makes me happy.

#i am a mess #i still have 20 unanswered asks #and more tags #i love them #I'm sorry i don't answer quickly #answered #mentioned #ask game

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achristsworld · 5 years ago

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Yall should know the deal, super blasting ya TL yall know this one's special to me. Where would I have been without you? You, as do they all, have made me so proud to be your Big Sister. Such a hardworking, biggest heart & sensitive (sorry!), caring, diplomatic, gentle giant. I openly stan you. Growing up we talked about everything, challenged each other in a friendly way to new heights, laughed for hours on end, unquestioningly helped each other on dish nights so as not to have to do them alone to Boys to Men (lol!), reflected at night on the day's "war stories" playing football, basketball, dodgeball or whatever all else we'd engaged in that day, and I have truly wanted better for you than for myself most days, personally knowing the hurdles and handicaps you have had to overcome. We always joked if we werent siblings we'd be married 😂 We read all the Encyclopedia Browns, Nancy Drew (you) and Hardy Boys (me), etc. together and tripped and discussed them. Ace to my Spade. I DID beat you in a race that one time! 😂 Fellow History enthusiast, you more the Geography King than I but I enjoy it and dibble and dabble 😂 Shared a love for Greek mythology, random trivia and facts, autobiographies, chocolate, ALL music, math, deep metaphors, and beating Dad in Chess 😂 and sooo many more. Little do they know you have a cold Harlem Shake 😂 I always thought of us internally as Bebe and Cece Winans. "Addictive Love". Indeed. I literally cannot fathom me without you. Well I can go on. And on. And on. But you made it through 33. Happy Birthday Foolie and welcome to 3-4 Big Dawg. https://www.instagram.com/p/B9M0I-0Aw97I44p03TALTdYWQ3qNuAlJdSo2tQ0/?igshid=1tygyy6vuvj7m

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stonpoet-thestoneddisciple · 6 years ago

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STON POET - THIS FA TUPAC..

Monn...

This fa Tupac, (yeah*2) This fa Tupac...(This fa*4) Tupac, (yeah*3) This fa Tupac..

P (diddy*2) thought he killed em, but he still here, he still here living..These pussy (pussies*2) can't stop us, we (we da*4) OUTLAWz...(We winners*2) we ball hard, this fa my OG (yeah*2) dawg..

(Yeah*3) nigga this fa Tupac, (yeah*3) nigga this fa Tupac..

Man (Makaveli*2) thats me, they thought they had me down I erase them..Ion give a fuck about no bitch bro, they bitches they nun but hoes..The white man want all of us dead, but we ain't stopping we still here..I sip on a 40 & I smoke weed, I choke on a cig while I rap mane..

Imma (wild*4) young one, Young Ston (yeah*2) dats me monn, Imma alien a rasta a monsta..(Yo*2) Thank God fa Jesus Christ dawg..

(Yeah*4) this fa Tupac (yeah*3) nigga this fa Tupac, (Happy birthday*2) Tupac..Im Makaveli yeah Tupac is my big bro..

Nigga I ride wit two glocks, dats my big brothers nigga they'll shoot cha..If ya run up you'll get dun up no lying..We lions we defiant, they can't de-fine me, they can't fight me, they won't try man...

(They like*3) fucking cats yeah nigga they pussies..They stank we don't won't them around us mane..

They get on they kness fa the white man, we beat the white manz ass up wit our minds..

(Yo*4) This fa Tupac, (yeah*3) nigga this fa Tupac,, nigga this fa Tupac (yeah*2) nigga this fa Tupac (yeah*3) nigga this fa Tupac, (yeah*3) man this fa (Tupac*2)..

Nigga this fa Tupac, this for all my OUTLAWZ, this fa all my brothers & my sistas..This fa every hood yeahh dawg, this fa all my niggas locked down in them cell blocks..

This fa all my niggas on them blocks selling rocks, this fa all my niggas that be bussing glockss..This fa all my young niggas that don't care dawg..

Nigga this fa Tupac, (yeah*2) (Tupac*2) nigga this fa Tupac nigga Tupac (yeah*2)..

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onsumocom · 5 years ago

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151 Best Happy Birthday Memes 2019 – Share with people around you

Best collection of Happy Birthday Memes! We have put together 151 best memes collection for you. That includes funny memes for friends, family and more. Check out our following table of content, to know more about the topics that we have covered here.

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Happy Birthday from me and this cat!

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Happy birthday! I hope it’s a real hoot!

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Your face when they tell you, the correct number of candles on their birthday cake!

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Its your birthday, you has cake?

They didn’t make me a birthday meme. I didn’t call the fire brigade!

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I just wanted to eat, but you lit my food on fire! 🙁

Nom Nom Nom…Noooo it are my birthday!

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It’s your birthday, I like to propose a toast!

Age is just a number. FALSE: Age is a word!

Mexican word of the day: IGUANA….IGUANA Wish you a happy birthday!

No happy birthday for you!…..Come back one year!!

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Smoochies from Donald! On your birthday!!!

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Happy birthday! Pretty lady.

Time to wake and bake! A cake for my wife’s birthday.

Happy birthday, princess! You look almost as good as I do.

I left my pregnant wife! A Happy birthday card! 😛

Oh Guurl! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday gorgeous! May your birthday cake be moist!

9 Top Happy Birthday Meme For Him

OMG! It’s your birthday!

Bravo! You’re an otter year older.

Well, it’s your birthday! …again 😛

Alright Alright Alright….Happy birthday!

Happy birthday…You Secy Beast!

Happy birthday! My pretty.

Happy birthday, you sexy beast!

Ask not what this birthday party can do for you! Ask what you can do for this party, you lazy scum!

Blow the candle!…and the foam, 😛 Happy birthday!

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I’m actually allergic to chocolate!

Let’s get this overwith. Happy birthday to me!

Happy birthday cupcake is happy!!! Happy birthday!!!

Happy birthday! The roof is on fire.

Party till your tongue hangs out!

Happy birthday. Sorry I missed it. Love you!

I wish for lots of treats and belly rubs!

Hello! Yeah this is dog, I wanted to wich you a happy birthday!

Happy birthday! Here’s something to wear that makes it impossible to lick yourself.

Happy birthday! Duuude……

Party Hard!

Hey you! Happy birthday.

Happy birthday doi! Can I have some cake too?

So…I heard it’s your birthday!

Happy birthday! Must you have!

Happy birthday!

Smile! It’s your birthday!

I would say” Happy Birthday” But that’s too mainstream. Feliz Cumpleanos!!!

Happy birthday!

I made you a birthday cake….But I eated it!

Smile, it’s your birthday!

Hmm, I do say, Happy Birthday!

Ermahgerd! Happy Birthday!

I just wanted to eat. But you lit my food on fire!

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Remembered Friend’s Birthday! Without Facebook!

Yo dawg, I heard you like happy birthdays! So I decided to say happy birthday on your birthday so you can be happy on your birthday!

Happy birthday! Y U No Drunk Yet?!?

Your birthday it is. Celebrate you must!

Glad you’re part of my wolfpack! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! I was going to drink anyway.

Smile! It’s your birthday!

Smart, good looking and funny! But enough about me. Happy Birthday!

I’m Morgan Freeman, and I’m wishing you a Happy Birthday. And you just read that in my voice!

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Live long, and pawspurr!

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Happy birthday this much!!!!

Happy birthday! Just another year closer to being that crazy cat lady….

I want to wish you a very happy birthday. Just so you know…I love cake…!!!

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Another year closer to death? Good!!

Happy birthday! Ya filthy animal!

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Yo its your birthday! So like happy birthday bitch!

Happy birthday, Okay? GOSH!!!

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I hope you celebrate your birthday the way you came into this world >>> NAKED AND SCREAMING <<<

Slow clap for the birthday celebrant!

Smart, good looking and funny. But enough about me. Happy birthday!!!

Oh, it’s your birthday. I don’t care!

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Happy birthday! Sister!

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Happy birthday? Good, Good…. Let the alcohol flow through you.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But I’m your father, so join me maybe!

It’s your birthday…I know!

Have a happy birthday you must, celebrate you wiill!!!

Happy birthday! Now join the dark side!

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Happy birthday bro!

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It’s my cousin’s birthday! I will say happy birthday with a meme!

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Happy birthday dad! Wait, wait, wait…you’re how old?

Happy birthday! To my favorite husband.

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Father: So how do you feel on your special day? Son: Older. Father: You’re right, happy birthday!

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I assume if you’re here that’s because you’ve read my previous posts about my glorious, wondrous, amazing trip to Los Angeles recently.

I still have a few more days to cover, so let’s jump right into the fun, shall we?

Day 5

As is usually typical for L.A., it was a beautiful sunny morning. I decided to take a stroll around Hollywood, just take some photos of whatever, or whomever, I saw.

Sunset & Vine

On Vine Street

Amoeba Music

Old Nickelodeon building

The Palladium

Paley Center (front), Viacom (rear)

Sunset Gower Studios

I mainly kept to Sunset Boulevard as I walked — yes, y’all, walked — east, passing familiar spots such as Amoeba Music, the Hollywood Palladium theater, the Paley Center (which also houses a bomb-ass restaurant), and Viacom.

Morgan Camera Shop

And obviously if I was headed this way, I was gonna stop and photograph on my favorite L.A. subjects, Morgan Camera Shop.

Not really sure why I’m so obsessed with Morgan, or why it stands out to me, but it does, and clearly I’m not alone.

Finally, I arrived at Roscoe’s House of Chicken n’ Waffles. I’d actually thought about going across the street to Denny’s and saving Roscoe’s for later, but then I thought, Why not?

Roscoe’s House of Chicken n Waffles

Roscoe’s menu

Roscoe’s House of Chicken n Waffles — back room tho

Roscoe’s artwork

Dat dark meat combo

Dat chicken tho

Rice & gravy — yum!

Dat biscuit tho

Funny thing about Roscoe’s, I’ve never had their waffles. I tend to not get waffles at waffle-themed places. (Remember this as it will come up again.) But I do love the chicken at Roscoe’s. Oh my, oh my.

Since it was pretty close to lunchtime, I opted to not get breakfast but something more … lunchy. Just their leg and thigh combo, with a biscuit and rice & gravy. Lawd. Lemme tell you, the rice & gravy, simple as it is, is a complete joy to behold. And the biscuit? So soft, so buttery. And of course the star of the meal was the chicken — juicy, crispy, flavorful.

There’s a reason why Roscoe’s is so beloved. Believe the hype.

Waiting on the bus … in Los Angeles. A concept, I know.

After chowing down and doing a little more walking around, I got ready for the day’s main event. First, I was going to take a bus to my destination.

The bus in L.A. wasn’t so bad. Helluva lot better than NYC buses.

Yes, that’s right. The bus. I wanted to see how Los Angeles public transportation compares to New York’s, which sucks. (Spoiler alert: It’s not as expansive nor does it run 24/7, but it’s cheaper, cleaner, and a hell of a lot nicer than the MTA.)

Anyhoo, after a pretty quick 30-minute ride I found myself at the corner of Fairfax and Third, which is right where I wanted to be.

Writers Guild of America, West

Which was the Writers Guild of America, West.

Writers Guild of America, West

Reading the “Girls Trip” screenplay at the WGA

And that’s pretty much where I spent my day. I was mostly in the Guild’s Shavelson-Webb Library, which houses more than 25,000 scripts that are available to read, for free — as long as you remain in the library.

And they have everything: film, television, radio and video game scripts, plus writers’ personal papers, books, periodicals, and more on the history, art, craft, and business of writing for entertainment.

As you can imagine, I was in heaven.

Now, it takes a while to read a screenplay, so I only had time to read three, but the three I read (for films I’ve already seen, natch) offered an eye-opening look into the creation of the eventual films.

(By the way, I read the screenplays for Iron Man 3, written by Shane Black and Drew Pearce; Thor: The Dark World, by Christopher Yost and Christopher Markus & Stephen McFeely; and Girls Trip, by Kenya Barris and Tracy Oliver.)

You already know!

Happy Birthday, Abby!

After all that reading, my eyes were tired, so I ventured to a place where I could wash away the strain of the day: BIG WANGS, dawg. (This should really come as no surprise.)

As you can see from the Snapchat-filtered photo above, somewhere, someone named Abby was in the area celebrating her 30th birthday. Whoever and wherever you are, I hope you had a very happy birthday, Abby!

Jay, Jamie, and Kat — new friends!

Not only that, but I also met two new friends, Jamie and Kat. Both are actors — Jamie’s done stuff for the Harry Potter films, and Kat for the new Star Wars trilogy — and we had a great time talking movies, L.A. neighborhoods, dating, and the pursuit of dreams.

I love making friends with folks who live in different cities, and I’m definitely gonna keep in touch with these two crazy kids!

The three of us ended up shutting Big Wangs down. You know shit closes mad early in L.A. (it was only 2 o’clock in the morning), but it was just as well. Folks had things to do in the morning, so my new friends went about their way and I retired to the telly.

Day 6

Since I had Roscoe’s the previous day, I thought that this would be the day I’d dine at Denny’s. But then I spotted a new place — I mean, really new.

The Waffle menu

Steak & eggs at the Waffle

“Double” mimosa in a jar

Damn, bruh dropped off my check before I finished my meal.

The recently-opened Waffle, a self-proclaimed “big-rig style diner offering comfort food.” I perused the menu and came thisclose to ordering one of the many varieties of waffles — but then I got steak and eggs instead. (I told you.) Womp, but not really.

I’ll be honest: the steak was damn good, cooked to perfection (medium-rare, thank you), and the eggs were solid, but the hash browns left a lot to be desired. And the biscuit, while good, just wasn’t as soft and fluffy as Roscoe’s. Adding insult to injury, the server dropped my check before I’d even finished my meal. What if I’d wanted dessert, or a refill of the “double mimosa” in a jar? Ah well, it wasn’t a completely horrible experience, so I will give the Waffle another shot someday. (Y’know what, I’m gonna post this as a review on Yelp.)

After breakfast, I had some business to conduct, and that took up most of my day. When I was finished, however, I hopped on over to Amoeba Music for some souvenir shopping.

Amoeba Music in Hollywood

Lemme tell y’all something: Amoeba is huge. If you’ve never been, you will be left gob-smacked at the enormity of the place as well as the wealth of music, movies, books, clothes, toys, and whatever else you can think of that’s related to entertainment and pop culture. I mean …

Amoeba sells it all.

Amoeba Music is MASSIVE

Amoeba has integrity

Old-school concert posters

“Folk what you heard.”

I picked up several T-shirts (I am, after all, the Undisputed King of Tees), books, and DVDs, then I carried my booty (I mean my treasure, not my actual booty, pervs) to — you guessed it — Big Wangs.

Quelle surprise

But I couldn’t stay there all night. I had dinner to think about. And so I hit up one of my favorite restaurants, not just in Los Angeles, but the world —

Dass right! Sugarfish by Sushi Nozawa is hands down one of the best culinary experiences I have ever had the pleasure of indulging in.

I’m gonna tell you right now: Sugarfish is high-quality, no-frills, traditional sushi. And it is amazeballs.

I ordered the Trust Me, which is the restaurant’s take on omakase:

Edamame @ Sugarfish

Tuna sashimi

Albacore and salmon

Yellowtail, halibut, and snapper

Toro hand roll

A second helping of tuna sashimi

Sapporo beer

Smashed, son

My meal consisted of organic edamame, tuna sashimi (I got two orders because one just wasn’t enough!), two pieces of albacore sushi, two pieces of salmon, two pieces of yellowtail, a piece apiece of halibut and snapper, the Toro hand roll, and a blue crab hand roll. Washed it all down with a bottle of Sapporo.

So good. So, so goddamned good. Truly, the best sushi on Earth, along with some of the best service ever.

And then, yes, I went back to Big Wangs to end the night.

Here’s the song for this post, and I gotta admit that I was even surprised by how much I dug it when I first heard it: “Perfect” by One Direction. 😮

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17 Best Happy Birthday Memes

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Mexican word of the day: IGUANA….IGUANA Wish you a happy birthday!

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Happy new ye…. Birthday, I mean happy birthday!

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Smoochies from Donald! On your birthday!!!

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Happy birthday! Pretty lady.

Time to wake and bake! A cake for my wife’s birthday.

Happy birthday, princess! You look almost as good as I do.

I left my pregnant wife! A Happy birthday card! 😛

Oh Guurl! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday gorgeous! May your birthday cake be moist!

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OMG! It’s your birthday!

Bravo! You’re an otter year older.

Well, it’s your birthday! …again 😛

Alright Alright Alright….Happy birthday!

Happy birthday…You Secy Beast!

Happy birthday! My pretty.

Happy birthday, you sexy beast!

Ask not what this birthday party can do for you! Ask what you can do for this party, you lazy scum!

Blow the candle!…and the foam, 😛 Happy birthday!

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I’m actually allergic to chocolate!

Let’s get this overwith. Happy birthday to me!

Happy birthday cupcake is happy!!! Happy birthday!!!

Happy birthday! The roof is on fire.

Party till your tongue hangs out!

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I wish for lots of treats and belly rubs!

Hello! Yeah this is dog, I wanted to wich you a happy birthday!

Happy birthday! Here’s something to wear that makes it impossible to lick yourself.

Happy birthday! Duuude……

Party Hard!

Hey you! Happy birthday.

Happy birthday doi! Can I have some cake too?

So…I heard it’s your birthday!

Happy birthday! Must you have!

Happy birthday!

Smile! It’s your birthday!

I would say” Happy Birthday” But that’s too mainstream. Feliz Cumpleanos!!!

Happy birthday!

I made you a birthday cake….But I eated it!

Smile, it’s your birthday!

Hmm, I do say, Happy Birthday!

Ermahgerd! Happy Birthday!

I just wanted to eat. But you lit my food on fire!

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Yo dawg, I heard you like happy birthdays! So I decided to say happy birthday on your birthday so you can be happy on your birthday!

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Smile! It’s your birthday!

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Live long, and pawspurr!

Happee Burfday! I giv yoo…ME!

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Happy birthday!

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It’s your birthday. I like to propose a toast!

A little bird told me it was your birthday…I ate him.

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Happy birthday this much!!!!

Happy birthday! Just another year closer to being that crazy cat lady….

I want to wish you a very happy birthday. Just so you know…I love cake…!!!

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Another year closer to death? Good!!

Happy birthday! Ya filthy animal!

Happy birthday! FOOL!

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Yo its your birthday! So like happy birthday bitch!

Happy birthday, Okay? GOSH!!!

Not saying you’re old…But your birthday cake looks like a brush fire!

People are wishing you a happy birthday over facebook? WOW you must hve lots of FRIENDS!

Wait, you’re how old? Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! DUMBASS!

A little bird told me it’s your birthday. I ate him!

I hope you celebrate your birthday the way you came into this world >>> NAKED AND SCREAMING <<<

Slow clap for the birthday celebrant!

Smart, good looking and funny. But enough about me. Happy birthday!!!

Oh, it’s your birthday. I don’t care!

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Happy birthday! Sister!

Happy birthday sister in law! Another year of surviving my brother!

Happy birthday sister! Don’t tell mom that I came late last night. 😀

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Come on! At least you’re not as old as you’ll be next year….

Happy birthday, to my soul sister!! Love You!

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Happy birthday! To my big sister!

You! Big sister lady! Happy birthday!

I hear it’s your birthday! Enjoy it sister!!!

Happy birthday! Baby siter!

Happy birthday work-sister! You stay classy!

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Hey sister! Smile! It’s your birthday!

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Have a happy birthday you must, celebrate you wiill!!!

Happy birthday! Now join the dark side!

The empire wishes you, a Happy Birthday!

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Happy birthday, male sibling!

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Happy birthday dad! Wait, wait, wait…you’re how old?

Happy birthday! To my favorite husband.

Big Hug! Happy birthday MoM!

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