#hanzierbrak

[vvanini]

Reddie aesthetic with a little Hanzier for treat 😳😳

[aidapire]

i commissioned @haflacky to draw festive hanzierbrak and i love it so much, thank you 🥺🥺💓💓💕💕💕

[eddieeatsass]

Mike H working the stacks at his university library and like every other day these two mongrels are making out in the the biochem section, and everyday Mike gets all blushy and smiley but also a little wistful about them. Then one day they happen to be *right* where Mike needs to put away his *last* book, so he politely clears his throat. And of course it doesn't even work the first time cause he's pretty sure they're too involved, I mean hell, he thinks the tall guy's hand is in the little guy's pants, tbh, but like please he's just trying to do his job, and go home to study. So he clears his throat louder and speaks up. And Eddie whines as Richie starts laughing into their kiss and then swings Eds toward the window and out of the way. "Sorry 'bout that, pal," Richie says, looking over his shoulder as he pets Eddie's hair and protectively hunches over him, moving his *one* hand to thumb at Eddie's hip instead. "No - no problem," Mike tells them. Because really if he'd minded he'd have shooed them out of the area weeks ago. Anyways he starts to get more bold after that, and Richie and Eddie are a little more aware that people actually enter their surroundings, and Eddie starts waving to Mike shyly and Richie starts flirting. And eventually one day Mike's like, "You know... I have the keys to this one room..." And Richie invites him to stay, after Mike's let them in, and gets Eddie all spread out over the top of a desk. Mike does stay, and he also gets kissed, and maybe gets to touch Eddie a little, or perhaps while Richie's blowing Eds, Eddie's blowing Mike, and it all works out rather handsomely.

MIKE, EDDIE, AND RICHIE IS GOD TIER!!!! Oh my god Mike would be so blushy around them because they’re both so cute but also so bold in a way that Mike feels he never could be? They’re just out in public (well, as public as the back of the library is), practically fucking each other against the shelves, and Mike wants so badly to experience that type of arousal that makes your brain go dumb and makes you do things you shouldn’t in places you’re not allowed to. He tries to slowly test his boldness out on them, using them as his motivation to break out of his shell, interacting with them a little more each time he sees them, even making a joke here and there about their activities, but he never imagined it would lead to him getting to engage in those activities. Even while he’s locked in this tiny room with the two of them, getting his soul sucked out through his dick, he still can’t really believe it’s happening. And you know Richie and Eddie would have so much fun with it. From the second they laid eyes on the cute library assistant their conversations shifted to how much they wanted to fuck him, they even had a little competition between the two of them to see who could get to him first (which ended up in a tie since they got to him at the same time). There was one time when they were fooling around in the library and Eddie caught Mike’s eye from the space between the books, and Richie whispered in his ear “I bet you wish he was the one fucking you right now, huh? Do you think he’d do it like this? Or would he bend you over his desk, hand over your mouth so you couldn’t make a sound?” Eddie came, eyes still locked on Mike’s, who only shot him a smile, unable to tell what they were doing but knowing nonetheless. SEND ME SOMETHING FOR NSFW POWER HOUR

[blueeyedrichie]

Hell yeah hanzierbrak

I am just thinking abt them in the library, Richie and Eddie both laying their head on either one of Mike’s shoulders while they all read a book together. Yes Richie is wearing Mike’s jersey in this scenario :’)

[in-my-clown-era]

i think hanzierbrak deserves more recognition for it’s potential

[ghostnebula]

Mike as Luisa!!!!!

You know I wasn’t gonna say it but that’s... pretty much where my brain was going.

Not just because of the whole “living with a grandparent” thing but also because -- and hear me out -- I LOVE Mike&Eddie as a ship. I think they’re so good for each other? Eddie deserves someone calm and attentive but a lil bit goofy like Mike, and Mike deserves someone who isn’t afraid to stand up for him (or kick the shit out of someone attacking him). They complement each other well.

Also, Mike being a fucking BAMF but still a darling, and Mike taking care of Eddie.

Plus telepathic sex? Mind-fucking? What are we calling it? They absolutely do that and Richie has to witness it and I think there are equal amounts of potential for angst or comedy in that situation. At least until Richie smartens the fuck up and realizes they’re both as in love with him as he is with them.

I’m realizing now that Bill would be better-suited to the role of Sofiane, obviously, but in this scenario we can pretend Richie has a sister he loves dearly who gets sacrificed or something.

[gazebo-eds]

ok so

my top four faves are mike, richie, eddie, & stan

two of my fave ships are stanlon and reddie, yes?

i also love stozier, kasplon, and hanzier

and i’m a slut for polyamory

do you see where i’m going with this?

mike x eddie x richie x stan

i need a ship name

[summerstozier]

(it blog is hanzierbrak btw :p) reddie or benverly? stanlon or stenbrough?

i’m gonna have to go with reddie and stenbrough (even tho i don’t really ship stan and bill either whoops)

but omg thank u for the ask ily

[starboystan]

when you hold me tight

all the fire bright

oh, let it blaze alright

—> Kasplonzier?? (idk the ship name) + Would That I by Hozier requested by @lemonrichie

edit!!!!!

a lovely blog let me know it’s actually HANZIERBRAK!!! love them

[vvanini]

HANZIERBRAK YES SIR

!!!!! YES SIR!!!!!!!!!!!

[mikeyourownbusiness]

hi as far as rarepairs go... how do u feel about mike x richie x eddie? (hanzierbrak)

EXCUSE ME!!! I FUCKNG LOVE IT!! I ADORE IT THANK YOU!!! GOD ITS SO GOOD. I LOVE MIKE W/ EDDIE, I LOVE MIKE W/ RICHIE, SO OFC I LOVE ALL THREE TOGETHER. WOW. I HAVE NEBVER THOGUHT ABT IT BUT ITS GONNA BE A NEW OBSESSION THANK U

[ghostnebula]

Mike, Richie and Eddie ship name is Hanzierbrak and it’s highly underrated and Good Shit™️

Thank you, you’re doing god’s work