#hannibal is a drama queen

[nebuloussoul]

NBC's Hannibal series would be way funnier if they added the soundtracks that play in my mind

*Feel the rain on your skin

No one else can feel it for you

Only you can let it in

No one else, no one else

Can speak the words on your lips

Drench yourself in words unspoken

Live your life with arms wide open

Today is where your book begins

The rest is still unwritten*

"I wanted you to know exactly where I am, where you can always find me"

*Heart beats fast

Colors and promises

How to be brave?

How can I love when I'm afraid to fall?

But watching you stand alone

All of my doubt suddenly goes away somehow

One step closer

I have died every day waiting for you

Darling, don't be afraid

I have loved you for a thousand years

I'll love you for a thousand more*

[defstan]

will: I don't want to know where you are or what you're doing anymore. goodbye.

hannibal 5 minutes later:

MH. I THINK ITS TIME TO TURN MYSELF TO THE POLICE SO YOU CAN ALWAYS KNOW WHERE I AM AND WHAT I'M DOING 🤪

my god, the way he's so gay

[urgaydemise]

No one asked for it but you're getting it anyways, strap in mf's!

[drinkmyblood333]

[kuramauzumaki18-blog]

[moony7as]

I can't--

[teacup-shatters]

this was high key hard to answer

[plantsjustwannahavefun]

❌ "I don't want to be your friend"

basic

unconvincing (could be confused for tsundere)

invites challenge

✅ "The light of friendship won't reach us for a million years

devastating

stone cold burn

would cause someone to shrivel up and crawl away in sheer defeat and lose will to live

[hyperfixation-s]

"i have to eat him" you literally dont

[nebuloussoul]

I'm inclined to believe every episode would be at least 10min shorter if Hannibal stopped flourishing his words all the time...

[graciereadshannigram]

y'know, sometimes i can't get over how impulsively hannibal acted in mizumono like, baby girl, he called you to warn you the FBI knew!!! maybe wait two seconds before whipping out the knife and gutting the love of your life because maybe, just maybe, there's an explanation that isn't "will betrayed me, i must forgive him the way God forgives."

and then i remember.

hannibal didn't give a fuck about garret jacob hobbs when he called and said, "they know." he was just curious about what would happen. it was for his own amusement.

so of course when will calls and says the same exact words, hannibal doesn't see it as the genuine gesture will meant it to be. how could he? all he knows is that will lied to him about freddie, refused to run away with him and insisted on confronting jack, and is now calling hannibal to taunt him and see what he does. all of will's actions have been for his own amusement.

and oh boy, does hannibal put on a show. "you want to see what i'm capable of? fucking watch me."

[honeygrahambitch]

Something about the "Do I need to call my lawyer, Will?" line makes me laugh so hard

[diabonoquarto]

will graham: i dont want to know where you are i dont want to think about you i dont want to know where i can find you

hannibal: bet

[mustlovewillgrahamsdogs]

one of the wildest things hannibal ever says. like babe. what. can you plz be serious for just one minute?

bedelia HAD to be fed up. i cannot imagine being her and having to listen to this shit lmfao especially when you know it’s all for his own amusement

[theantitheticallogician]

sorrie but hannibal's fuckass act in savoureux (s1e13) is so.... unconvincing, the way he turns round in DISGUST from the ear in the sink like, yeah you never saw mutilated body parts and you're feeling queasy looking at an inconspicous lil ear in the sink? of course. of course. how did that ear end up THERE? who could do such a terrible thing? how could anyone?

[zoanzon]

Though I failed years prior to get my mother to enjoy Hannibal, I did get her into Total Drama Island, The Good Place, and Queen's Gambit...

Now, the real question is if I can get her into Dungeon Meshi...