#hannah watches the superbowl

[sp1rit-realm]

to the announcer or wtv hes called who keeps calling purdy "mr. irrelevant"

im coming for you. watch your back

[sillygoose067]

Charles’s Angel(s)

Ch.18

Charles Leclerc x Reader

As you make your way to the dance studio, you give Charles a brief tour of the company building. “…And here’s the cafeteria, and here’s the hallway that has a picture of every world-famous artist ever, and…”

He simply follows whichever way your arm tugs his and provides the appropriate reactions for each new thing you point out. 

Finally, you reach the studio. As you open the door and make an attempt to step inside, you’re yanked off of Charles’ arm and immediately mobbed. “Aaaaaaah”, you yell as you’re bombarded by a multitude of colors and hands pulling you into the room, embracing you tightly. 

Standing up and brushing yourself off, you huff. “Yaaa! 죽을 뻔했어(I almost died)!”

You hear a murmur of mumbled apologies. Then you hear them do their introduction. “하나, 둘(one, two) Hello, we are Stray Kids!”

They must’ve finally noticed a stricken Charles at the door. “Guys, this is my boyfriend Charles”, you tell them proudly. 

“‘조기요 호크시 누나, 남자 친구가 있나요?(excuse me ma’am, do you have a boyfriend?)’”, you hear Jisung say teasingly, quoting himself from one of his predebut tracks. You stalk over to him and hit him upside the head. “Aah, sorry, sorry, Y/n!”

“와, 드디어 남자친구가 생겼네요…(wow you finally managed to get a boyfriend…)”, sighed Jeongin and Minho. 

You turn to them with a threatening glare. “행동(behave)”

You get introductions done and situate Charles on the sofa on the wall. “Je m'en excuse. Ils sont un peu comme mes frères, du moins à ce stade, et se comportent tous comme des enfants (Sorry about that. They’re kind of like my brothers, at this point at least, and all act like kids). You can sit here while I get their choreo done”

Still recovering from this culture shock, he nods complacently and gets settled. 

…

As you guide the boys through some stretches (and do your best to not goof off with them), Charles watches how well you’re able to connect with the idols, and finds more reasons to be entranced by you. You switch fluidly between English and Korean, as do they, so he manages to catch snippets of the conversations. “Have you guys filmed any new content?”

“Oh yeah. We went to Jeju Island, picked some of their famed oranges, had some amazing seafood, played games, you know the usual”.

“Wow, sounds like fun! I saw Hannah has been making some of her own music, I’m so proud of her!”

“Yeah, me too. I would never tell her this, but I do feel sorry that I wasn’t there for her when she needed me the most. So the fact that she’s managed to get this far on her own makes me strangely proud of her. But DO NOT tell her I said that”.

You walk over to the monitor and listen to the completed songs, brainstorming the possibilities of choreo. As you begin to teach the dances to the boys, Charles can’t help but notice your charisma and how lithely your body moves. Dressed in an oversized T-shirt with a loosened neckline, showing your collarbones and a single shoulder, and baggy dance pants, it was safe to say that a lot was left to Charles’ imagination. 

He also begins to understand why so many people like this genre of music so much. There are specific parts of the music that he catches onto. “Item, item, I ate them, Pac Man”, “Fingerlicking, yeah I’m cooking up a SuperBowl”, but the one that catches his attention the most is one that dropped and went, “Here, the people call my name, Here, I’m on the Hall of Fame…” Even though he didn’t understand all the lyrics, somehow the song spoke to him. He’d have to ask you to translate the song for him when you got to the hotel. 

Your body moved with a certain finesse, something that showed that you were confident in your moves, and you loved doing this. He watched as you compassionately instructed and fixed the posture of the “students”. This must be how you felt when he’d taken you to see his cars. 

When all of you decide to take a break, you come over. Panting and literally dripping with sweat, you plop down next to him and grab your water bottle. “Sorry, not my best look right now”, you cringe when you catch him staring. In fact, to him, you’d never looked more ethereal. 

[supermaks]

i'm dying for the part 2 of the essential max verstappen races i've watched all the first 10 (teenage crime era) and now i need the rest!!

✨💘 part 1 💘✨💎🧨🌠part 3🗽🎯

Brazil, 2019 In part 1 I said Max always stunted in the US, but like both Americas have a crush on him. People like to yap about his 'luck' and how 'lucky' he is. Max bends luck to his favor with a crowbar if he has to and this race proves that. also shout out to Hannah she’s BEEN the best CS in F1 fr 🌻

Austria, 2019 yes honey, that Austria, 2019. First Honda powered win for red bull and it came on the back of a cracked out prancing horse. Lestappen had angry sex in front of 200000 orange shirts and we just let them

70th year anniversary GP, 2020 Set the scene: for 2020 mercedes has put thee most competent driver of all time behind the wheel of a Boeing 707. They say it's a car but its an airplane ok. So every race is basically like 2 hour long british orgasm ASMR. This one tho, this should've been the beans and toast equivalent to Beyoncé at the superbowl. This should've been their Homecoming. They got 2 races in the calendar for the 1st time, it's F1's birthday, Lewis is driving a commercial airplane, it's happening during peak covid because their prime minister is insane, period. They had it all. Except, it was kinda warm out. And Max Verstappen noticed. Whole british empire vs one man's inability to not be the moment. Guess who won

Emilia Romagna, 2021 emilianos first victory of his maiden title year , and a race I remember watching and thinking. oh okay. so it’s time. With Max, even as a baby fan of both him and Lewis, I was always kinda like, waiting for the dog fight. And finally, lil bro has the car. Everything else was already in place. If u do watch my dumb list in order, which I recommend u do, u can actually c him get ready for 2021 over the years. His starts, and especially this one, become flawless, he has somehow learned how to manage his tires and dominate races in lesser machinery ((we dont talk about it enough. max has won races every single season he's driven in f1. every rbr car he's ever had, he got it home. that's a shooting star fr. thats a once in a lifetime.)) , he's patient, and still uncompromising, still unflinching. He's ready. We were not tho lmfaooo

Zandvoort, 2021 baby boys first home gp win. a lovely lil watch to feel warm and fuzzy inside and also just like watch him be the best driver on the grid at home

Russia, 2021 p20 to p2. Max in the rain, u already know wtf is going ONNN. A race for the GP girlies. SOOO so dope to watch a driver and an engineer orchestrate a comeback of that level in real time. A true privilege and I mean it wholeheartedly. I think GP and Max are soulmates like professionally. Also literally the funniest thing in the world when they're pulling into their lil positions after the race and my fav old man Lewis does a double take like that better not be who I think it is 😭

USA, 2021 listennn. it's 2021. I can't mention Max without mentioning Lewis. They took each other to realms of racing that F1 didnt even remember existed. When I tell u these bitches were 40 seconds ahead of everybody else. 40 seconds. In 2021. But yuh, the blond one set a purple sector with like 100 lap old tires to defend that win. 2021 was just very kind to the Circuit. Sexy sexy race

Jeddah, 2021 well if he's just some guy why does his pussy pop so severely. 😐 No F1 driver will ever serve cunt the way Max served cunt in Jeddah. Driver of the day for no reason other than pure fucking headassery. They said u can't move the culture by losing and that white man said hold on. That quali lap almost put a child in me. I am so sorry

((lil bonus from Zandvoort, 2022 like shut up imagine doing this to lewis hamiltondfmsnfksdlkjf))

Japan, 2022 2nd title win. And fittingly so, he would've lapped the whole field if the race had been completed in its full distance. 1 second faster than everybody else, still improving at the end. But its his recovery at the start that I wanna highlight here. On a wet track, awful conditions, mf sent it outside of t1 around sharl, not because he had to, not because his championship was on the line, but because he could. He went for it, no hesitation. Nobody else would go for a move like that. First, because they wouldnt be able to do it. Its an overtake that requires a control of the car that is left to the Hamiltons and Verstappens of this world. U put a wheel wrong and you’re done. Second, it just wasnt worth it. Rb was a rocket anyway, he would've gotten the lead back eventually. But that is not who Max is. Max refused to give up the lead for even a second. It has nothing to do with having a dominant car, its about racing. Max will always, always go racing. And I love him for it.

ty for reading 💝 I hope that u can return to these races again and again and find joy in watching our fav public enemy number one do his thing. He’s very good at it

[corneliaavenue]

hannah this is my first time experiencing a superbowl win i’m walking on air rn 😭😭 i didn’t care about kc prior to this season and all the teams i do care about barely make it let alone win it

it is so magical isn't it! Just rooting for a team and just watching them work hard for months, have ups and downs, and then, in the end, win it all. It feels like Long Live, and it is amazing!!!

[thnksfrthmmrs]

All these Hannah Montana gifs...taking me back to superbowl music fest last year. I went for Green Day BUT Miley fucking knocked my socks off! She was amazing and I was loving every moment of it. Never watched the show/film as a kid/teen but I had an absolute blast and she is a total rock star. That's all. Have a nice night. (P.S. if you want the photo/video album just lemme know okie byeeee)

THAT SOUNDS SO GREAT OMG. i loved the show as a kid but the movie is just . so good. i still have the dvd and i still remember my first time watching it :’) and honestly the movie still holds up like i thoroughly enjoyed rewatching it 🩷

[hannahwriteshorror]

Forgotten (Chapter 1 - Part 2) by Hannah Elizabeth Fisher

“Forgotten?” I raised an eyebrow. “What do you mean? Were you high or does your memory suck or something?” The idea of forgetting everything was concerning, but was Steve just saying it or did everyone else have the same experience…? “Nico! Shut up.” Adam’s eyes were wide, I guess I shouldn’t have said that out loud. He then turned to face me properly for a second before he shrugged. I could tell he was consulting me, so I nodded in agreement, seeing no harm in what he was about to say and feeling like I owed Super Steve after my unintentional insult. “Well, we will be there tomorrow as you know… we could always meet up afterwards and see what we can pull together?” Steve’s eyes lit up, and that’s when Sid appeared next to him. They smiled softly. “Hi, I’m Sid, is my husband bothering you?” “My partner is usually just along for the ride… they’re not as into the weird as I am.” Sid patted Steve on the shoulder. “Do you want to give these people your number before we go? They want our table.” “Ah, yes.” We all exchanged numbers and created a group chat before they left. We were back in our hotel room an hour later; I was curled up at the foot of the bed using my hands as pillows. Adam was sat on the floor in front of me with his legs crossed, one camera in his hand and the other on the floor by his feet. “If I take the polaroid camera, we could make a cute photo album, you know. Ribbons, fancy silver pens, a keepsake…” he told me as he returned the camera back to the ugly brown carpet. “But if I take the DSLR… I could make us some money for the holiday fund.” I pointed at the expensive camera he mentioned, only one eye open and fixed on him. “If you take that, you’re going to need to take the tripod with you, and you will complain the entire time that it’s heavy and ask me to carry it after thirty minutes… take the polaroid. Let’s not work this weekend.” “Then why did I bring them both then?” “I don’t know, because you’re a crazy workaholic. Can I go to sleep now?”

I was forced from my slumber at six am the next morning by a very excitable Adam who was pulling on my arm repetedly. He was already dressed in an oversized black T-shirt with a picture of David from The Lost Boys on, a dark red flannel shirt and blue jeans. “I have barely slept,” he grinned at me, hands on both of his cheeks as he watched my eyes open. I could see the grey circles under his. “You do realise we don’t have to be there till six pm… How did I know this would happen?” “Because you know me, now get up, I need coffee and the biggest breakfast in the world.” I groaned as Adam ripped the blankets from me and pulled on my arms. After he realised I wasn’t moving, he danced across the room and thew open the curtains to reveal the sun and it’s hellbent revenge on my retinas. “Fuck. Fine, I’m moving.”

The later it got, the cooler it became. We both started out in denim jackets and scarves and ended up in our big poofy winter coats with the hoods drawn over our ears. My fingers were sore from the sudden warmth but damn, it was worth it. Adam’s coat had a grey fluffy trim around it, and I could see my hot breath in front of me. He had parked the car on the very edge of the field away from most of the others that had already arrived so it was easier to find later on, and we could be one of the first out. I was very glad that I had chosen to wear the boots Adam bought me for Christmas… my trainers would not have survived the muddy walk to the entrance of the carnival. “I hope it’s warm on the other side,” Adam told me as I wrapped my arm around his shoulders while we walked. “I imagine it will be… look at all these people.” I hadn’t seen this many people since I went to the Superbowl… the open area was surrounded by trees in the distance, but there were people as far as my eyes could stretch. Some were dressed like clowns or had intricate face or body paint which was now ruined by the mud that was being kicked up around them, others just looked frozen to the bone. The crowd filtered slowly, and as we drew nearer ghostly music started to fill our ears. “Creepy.” “Yeah, I’m stoked.” I placed a cold kiss on Adam’s temple, and we shuffled forwards, clinging to each other. The mess of people were now starting to form an orderly queue into the barriers of red and white ribbon. I used my height to my advantage; I could see over the heads of most of the people in front of us. There were four large floodlights pointing up into the sky above us, changing it from a dark navy to a haunting grey. The queue was filtering through the archway, half of which I had already seen in Super Steve’s photograph. Sure enough, a ten-foot tall, wired metal archway stood in the centre with orange tube lighting winding around it. There was a large flashing white and green sign attached that read LOST LANDS. And underneath it, a black banner with the same garish writing from the leaflet read: Don’t lose your way. My phone buzzed, but I ignored it. Two seconds later, Adam was wiggling his phone under my nose. I batted his hand away, I fucking hated when he did that. “Sid just texted the group chat,” he said. “They’re inside.” “Christ, they must have been here early.” “Steve said they were camping in the next field so they could get the jump on everyone.” I raised my eyebrows. “I think Steve and Sid are a bit weird, and not in the fun way.” “You can’t judge them, Nico, we don’t even know them.” I nodded, turning to face him, “Yeah, exactly, we don’t know them. I’ve just got a weird feeling, I don’t know.” “Maybe it was that bagel at lunch,” Adam suggested, I rolled my eyes as we tiptoed closer. The music was swelling, the unearthly theremin tunes were causing something in my chest to flutter. It was only a few minutes later that we were stood at the entrance, the man with the white painted face stood right in front of us, his expression was haunted, and the black paint around his eyes wasn’t helping the image. Adam retreated into my side yet had a grin like the Cheshire cat plastered across his lips. “Tickets,” the man said abruptly, rubbing his hand under his nose and making the most grotesque noise as he coughed. I shuddered and dug out the paper tickets from inside my coat. The man took them, counted them, and then screwed them up and threw them over his shoulder. There was an overflowing metal bin behind him, paper balls spilling out onto the dirt. He lurched forward then and grabbed Adam’s arm and pulled it from his coat pocket. “What the fuck do you-“ Someone behind me with a deep voice spoke up. “It’s fine man, it’s all apart of the act, look!” I glanced over my shoulder before turning back to the man covered in paint. He let Adam go, and he showed me his arm. A black wristband was tightly wound around his wrist with the name of the carnival in green writing.

[gladiolidiaries]

i wonder if they're gonna do something with friends for the superbowl

before hannah is supposed to stream too right? skeppy idk if he's still there or not, bad isn't in florida anymore

maybe sylvee and punz

i'm not sure if Hannah is streaming today I don't think she mentioned it yesterday when George was there but she said she wouldn't watch the SuperBowl

I kinda feel like maybe Skeppy isn't there and idk why his pic wouldn't say from camera roll but people who know snapchat were saying it's possible it might have not been taken in real time

[tawmlinsun]

thank you @enter-srodulv and @kritiquer for tagging me!! ♥♥

real name: lauren

nickname: some people on here call me laur and i love it!!! and in my dance company i go by lauren(last initial) bc at one point there were 3 lauren’s and we had to Differentiate

zodiac: cancer sun, aries moon, leo rising

other blogs: the only one i keep semi-active is @mostvogue, which is a fashion/aesthetic sort of blog

do i get asks: occasionally!! really only when prompts or writing games come up but i’d love to get more about other things

tumblr crushes: all y’all duh i have the coolest mutuals in the worlddddd

favorite sports teams: i’m sorry but i’m from massachusetts and i’m legally obligated to like the pats (but only during playoffs and the superbowl other than that i rlly don’t care aldkfj)

lucky number: 17, 19, 24

what i’m wearing: i haven’t gotten dressed for the day yet, so i’m still in leggings and a hoodie

dream vacation: backpacking europe!!! first stops would be sweden, portugal, czech republic, and france, and then the rest is a free for all

dream car: listen i live in nyc and i’m staying there i don’t have to drive and i never want to drive ever again in my life i hate it so much

instruments: i played guitar for like three days when i was 8 and wanted to be hannah montana???? and we had to do a month-long recorder unit in music class in 5th grade but that’s it

favourite food: oh i love a good cauliflower crust margherita pizza!!!!

drink of choice: i basically only drink water alsdkfj

languages: my native language is english and i’ve been learning french for the past year or so via duolingo!!! also dabble in norwegian, spanish, and czech now and again

celebrity crushes: zendaya, lula cotton frapier, emma watson, naomi scott, florence pugh

random fact: i have a massive tree outside my childhood bedroom window and when i’m home i like watching all the birds come by and gather in the branches and eat the lil berries there :))))

i’m late on this so i won’t tag anyone but if you wanna do this then consider yourself tagged!!

[lunapaper]

Album Review: ‘Man of the Woods’ - Justin Timberlake

I stumbled upon an interesting theory while perusing the Stereogum comment section a month or so back. According to magnificent bastards cokeparty and Cody Morris, Justin Timberlake’s latest album Man Of The Woods was nothing more than a ruse. Upon the release of ‘Filthy,’ cokeparty outlines as such: ‘Maybe that whole thing was a joke. And the big album reveal will be that it has nothing to do with the Woods at all. I’d seriously watch for this to happen. It’s a clever idea from a guy with a really good sense of humor.’

It was so obvious. It was almost Lonely Island-worthy…

But Man Of The Woods is very much real. Timberlake has since traded in his suit and tie for rugged plaid and mountain views, describing his fifth solo record as ‘Modern Americana with 808s.’ There’s even a track called ‘Flannel’ just in case you weren’t convinced, a hilariously earnest ballad dedicated to Timberlake’s beloved shirt where he just happens to keep his soul in his left pocket…

Jesus Christ.

It’s very much a clichéd view of country life, to the point where Timberlake rolled out this ham-fisted album trailer with him falling to his knees in the middle of a snow-swept field and baptising himself in a river (JESUS CHRIST) and even served grasshoppers and ants coated in black garlic and rose oil to guests at the NYC listening party for Man of the Woods. As someone who was bumpkin-born-and-raised, this is the most laughably bourgeois thing I’ve ever heard. I mean, why not throw in some banjo plucking? Fiddle-cooking? How come no one was blowing into a moonshine jug?

You can imagine such a scene, though on the funk-fuelled hoedown of ‘Midnight Summer Jam,’ complete with a whiskey-soaked harmonica solo as Timberlake and his guests ‘dance in circles, on and on, do-si-do and then we sway’ like something out of fuckin’ Hannah Montana (whose ‘Hoedown Throwdown was way better, FYI). The honky-tonk hip-hop of the title track (a love letter to Timberlake’s wife, Jessica Biel) features the worst sex metaphor to ever exist (‘But then your hands talking, fingers walking, down your legs/Hey, there's the faucet/Someone's knocking like they know/But baby, don't you stop it, yes I'm watching/Your hand slides down the light/And girl you know’), while the treacly, trap-tinged Americana of ‘The Hard Stuff’ is JT’s good, old-fashioned ode to loving his lady even when, y’know, stuff gets hard.

But Timberlake’s tribute to country life is at its most tone-deaf on ‘Livin’ Off The Land,’ where he muses about having to pay his bills on credit and breaking his back working all night, like he’s trapped in some horrifying alternate timeline where he ends up - God forbid - living Chris Kirkpatrick’s post-N*Sync life instead. It’s a horribly patronising track dedicated to the rural working class which has the gall to assure us that ‘the wilderness will figure some way to teach you a lesson’ and that being one with your surroundings will help you make sense of it all, piling debts, isolation and job insecurity be damned. If only us simple country folk could keep our souls in the left pockets of our flannels as easily as JT…

But Timberlake hasn’t fully divorced himself from his slick RnB of old. ‘Sauce’ will no doubt rile up a few listeners in the wake of his projection-powered duet with the late Prince at this year’s Superbowl half-time show, a falsetto-soaked cut of bluesy, distressed rock that sees the singer boldly declare ‘Ooh, I love your pink, you like my purple/You must be God herself, can I come worship?’ First single ‘Filthy’ also channels the Purple One’s funk bravado by way of Daft Punk-lite futurism, where chunky, serrated synthesizers bump n’ grind against liquid basslines as JT strives to maintain his loverman image, even if haters gon’ say it’s fake. ‘Supplies,’ meanwhile, proves a poor rehash of ‘What Goes Around Comes Around’ as ornate mandolins dance around that thick Timbaland trap bass you know and love, with JT this time equating his dick with camping equipment – ‘Cause I'll be the light when you can't see/I'll be the wood when you need heat/I'll be the generator, turn me on when you need electricity‘ - ‘cos he’s gonna milk this fuckin’ woodsy aesthetic for all its worth, goddammit.

Man Of The Woods, though, does have its bright spots. ‘Breeze Off The Pond’ turns marital bliss into a smooth cut of disco folk, ‘Montana’ a sweet mesh of moody, folkish strums with a late night 80s pop groove, while ‘Higher Higher’ gives its soulful blues rock an almost Santana-like twist. ‘Say Something’ (featuring country singer Chris Stapleton), though, actually gives Man of the Woods a hint of sincere, rustic charm that would’ve been a better blueprint for this record, even if its message is rather flawed (Apparently the best thing to do is not use your voice and just stay on the sidelines when things get tough? Huh?)

Much like Katy Perry’s ill-devised ‘woke’ reinvention on last year’s Witness, Timberlake’s attempts to present himself as both the rugged everyman and socially-conscious are incredibly shallow. Just look at the visual trend-bait of his recent video for ‘Supplies’ as JT tries to out-woke himself, throwing everything at the wall from Weinstein, Trump, #MeToo, immigration and pussy grabbing back. See, he really does care, you guys.

Overall, Man Of The Woods’s vision is aimless. It’s not so much a walk through Memphis but a stumble through self-indulgence, the record about 5 songs too long and featuring some of the worst lyrics ever penned by Timberlake & co. Even longtime collaborators Timbaland and The Neptunes can’t save this record from feeling so dull yet so incomplete.

So (fucking) real? I wouldn’t bet on it…

- Bianca B.

[kittenwatchesthings]

Geostorm Liveblog

It’s been a hot minute ( many many hot minutes, actually) since I liveblogged here, and that’s because The Core fucked me up so bad that I still haven’t finished it. Yeah. That was a year ago (or longer, because I picked a theme that doesn’t timstamp my posts). I got as far as the geode and noped the fuck out, but to this day I am still pondering the velocity and force needed for a pigeon to break windows. Just saying.

Anyways, it’s Superbowl Sunday and I could care less and Redbox had a deal so I picked up Geostorm. I will tell you how much I know about this movie.

Gerard Butler is in it.

Gerard Butler controls the satellites that control the weather.

The satellites get fucked up.

They fuck shit up.

There are giant tsunamis.

I think there were like six tornadoes in NYC or something IDK I watched the trailer months ago.

I think he has a daughter because they always have daughters in disaster movies right?

Let’s get started.

This movie is rated PG-13 for destruction and violence.

Annnnnd we start with the child voiceover because Drama™. Climate change!

Actual quote: “They called it extreme weather. They didn’t know what extreme is.”

(I am not even 30 seconds in this is gonna be great.)

Okay I’m now like a minute in and I have two things to say.

1. These are excellent videos of natural disasters 2. I hope they got permission for the videos

So they’re essentially using explosives to control the weather. Yup. That’s totally gonna work. And they called it Dutch Boy. Yeah. Great.

Ohhhh Gerard is gonna be snarky to the senators. Nice. I like him.

The senator is clearly gonna be the bad guy in this movie. I can’t wait for him to die.

Also Gerard is not really aging very well. He still looks good just not as good as 2005 Gerard.

His brother is clearly a politician because he’s all “you fucked up and I gotta fire you” but at least he kinda cried about it too.

Anyways we’re headed to the desert where shit is about go down I can just feel it.

Who the fuck came up with this

Oh there’s a town completely frozen over OH his hand came off well shit

THE PRESIDENT ONLY CARES ABOUT HIMSELF

Little brother has redeemed himself by caring more about the 300 people in the village that froze to death

fuck you, Mr President

Ed Harris knows what’s up. He says get Gerard up on that space station

meanwhile, in space, a foreign guy (of course, because America is full of racists) is stealing information, and does every single country have its own satellite? even Djibouti? that seems excessive to me.

Nevermind the guy is dead. I 100% thought he was doing normal shit until he stuck the… uh… datapen? whatever. until he stuck it into the binder all sneaky-like. Not entirely sure wtf just happened on the ISS but we’ve just cut to the country where Gerard’s daughter is brainy and fixing something all by herself.

Awww her name is Hannah I have a sister named Hannah

oh now the brothers are fighting

guilt trippingggg

Ohhhhh so there’s another guy on the ISS fucking shit up. I bet he made the airlock open to kill Makmoud. Why the fuck people gotta fuck shit up?

(The answer is that people are fucking awful)

no wait I lied this guy is on Earth, in China, where it is very hot

CAT THERE IS A CAT IT IS PURRING STOP EVERYTHING

Oh um the ground is so hot you can fry eggs on it WHY IS THE PIPE RED HOT OH LOOK AN EXPLOSION

FIRENADO ALERT

what the actual fuck is going on

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

okay I’mma try and wrap my head around this… it got so hot that the gas pipelines turned red hot, overheated, exploded everywhere, and toppled buildings

1. NOT PLAUSIBLE 2. Pipes run at least 3 feet underground which is not gonna get that fucking hot and I’m pretty sure the gas would expand and destroy the lines before they actually get red hot 3. Whether actual fire explosions (and not superheated gas) happen would be up to whether there are sparks or not

okay so it was indeed gas main explosions, thank you Hannah for explaining

still doesn’t excuse the TERRIBLE SCIENCE

Hannah is a smart cookie I like her

still using fucking space shuttles I see and he’s not even in a space suit what kind of space movie is this (okay he’s kind of in a space suit but really)

can u not with the dizzying space images? I’m still fucked up from Gravity

THE Jake Lawson

Also Gerard’s American accent is riddled with Scottish which is likely why he just said he was born in the UK (I like the Scots better than the American anyway roll those r’s baby)

Okay anyway apparently the satellites are getting fucked up by someone IN THE WHITE HOUSE how surprising is that (not at all)

SOMEBODY’S COME TO FUCK WITH CHENG

THE BROTHERS ARE FIGHTING AGAIN

THIS IS NOT THE DRAMA I SIGNED UP FOR

AHHH THERE IS THE DRAMA

I suspect Dassite(?) has something to do with this. But I am worried something’s gonna go wrong on this spacewalk.

SOMEBODY FUCKED WITH JAKE’S SUIT

DAMMIT I SAID NO MORE DIZZYING SPACE SHIT I’M STILL FUCKED UP FROM GRAVITY

FUCK CHENG NO

Really we need this brotherly–ohhhhh it’s a fucking coded message hell yeah Jake

FUCK NOT THE GIRLFRIEND

oh okay Dana is my fave

OMG the girlfriend’s name is Sarah helllll yeah

Ohhhhh Makmoud I am sorry for thinking you were bad you were being good! It is clearly the Americans fucking all of this up

DUSSETTE IS GOOD TOO I’M SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU BOTH

SHIT they weaponized it everything’s fucked up

THE PRESIDENT FUCKED THIS SHIT UP

Max is gonna fuck this up I just know it

FUCK NOT TOKYO

oh hey the giant hailstones from the trailer holy fuck they are huge

what the fuck ice in Brazil

BIRDS FALLING DEAD FROM THE SKY INCLUDING A PLANE

ONE HOUR AND THIRTY MINUTES TO GEOSTORM

FUCK ed harris is onto max

WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THE STATION SELF DESTRUCTING

WHO FUCKED IT UP

IT WAS DUNCAN

SHIT SON FUCK HIM UP JAKE

of fucking course Ed Harris is the one behind it he’s the best at being bad

but why is it the DNC why are they democrats why are the dems the bad ones

SARAH IS BEST AT LYING

GO SARAH GO

THERE’S THE TORNADOES

So lightning just blew up the arena where the DNC was being held and I’m having flashbacks to The Core when a lightning storm fucked up Rome and exploded the Coliseum so THANKS Geostorm

Annnnd Russia is melting and the Prez is skeptical (of course)

FUCK the shithole guy survived

SARAH IS THE BEST

EY NOW HE DEAD

Noooo poor Hannah

SHIT JAKE NO

lol Max and Sarah have you beat fucking Ed Harris

fucking deck him Mr President

HELL YEAH MAX

Anyways, tsunami in Dubai. GIANT FUCKING TSUNAMI. Definitely bigger than fucking San Andreas

NO JAKE CAN’T DIE

HE’S THE FUCKING HERO

THAT WAS THE MOST STRESSFUL FIVE MINUTES I CAN REMEMBER

oh no Ute is gonna die isn’t she

wait she’s still going

okay they’re in the satellite that should be okay right

HERNANDEZ

yay happy ending

Okay so um.

Final thoughts: I got way too emotionally invested in the movie but at this moment (despite what some conspiracy theorists believe) we CANNOT control the weather satellites. We do not yet have this capability and I fully believe that we will not have it by 2019 or even 2025, especially if the US government and public opinion stay as they are right now. This movie was likely based on conspiracy theories surrounding HAARP, which I won’t get into, but it’s safe to say that we can’t control the fucking weather and we’re not going to for a long time.

So uh… nice concept, nice drama, the science fucking sucked. Definitely sci-fi rather than actually fucking plausible. The end.

Science 0/5 Plot 5/5 because fuck this movie Special effects 4/5 because some of the scenes in the space suits looked kinda fake but the rest was A+

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Community Spotlight - Emily Berke

We wanted to highlight Emily because she is the exact type of person we hope to help out in this industry. She is driven and has worked so incredibly hard on what she does. After using our networking group to get her foot in the door, she worked her way up and is set to do so many more amazing things. We asked Emily a few questions about her path, goals, and favorite artists.

Who are you and what do you do in music? My name is Emily Berke and I am an artist manager/assistant at Waldman Management in Los Angeles, California.

How has the Girls Behind The Rock Show organization helped you? I actually found my first internship through the GBTRS group! I was able to spend a summer as a Publicity/Legal Intern at Epitaph Records.

What is the biggest challenge you've overcome in your music industry journey? Basically just getting out of my own head. Sometimes things are just things and you can't take them personally.

What advice would you give to another woman looking to do the same thing you do? If you do nothing, nothing will happen. Don't wait for opportunities to come to you. Go out and find them or make your own.

Who are the biggest inspirations in your life? My dad, my current boss Scott Waldman, and my best friend Hannah Fine. They all work hard and they're all good people, what else could you ask for?

Who are your favorite artists right now? I've been listening to a lot of Seaway and Broadway musicals. Also, 18th & Addison. Not a promo, their new song is just always stuck in my head!

What is your next step? Where do you see yourself going up from here? I hope to keep working with Waldman Management and hopefully sign more bands in the near future.

Name one incredibly unrealistic goal you'd like to see yourself achieve. No goal is unrealistic, but in terms of goals that I never see myself pursuing, but wouldn't be mad if it happened... I guess something like winning the Superbowl?

What is something you never thought you'd be able to do but have done? Basically my entire career thus far. I kind of fell into music and never thought it would last or I would stay. I'm really really happy I did.

Where do you see the music industry heading? I think music works like every other trend where everything comes back into style at some point. I can't necessarily predict anything, but I can only hope people keep blurring the lines of genre and continue to utilize social media to basically build a brand.

Tell me more about your background. Who are you without music? I was actually a working actress for a long time and I still enjoy doing small things here and there. If I'm not doing music things I'm probably thrift shopping, watching horror movies, or hanging out with my dog.

Talk to your 15 year old self. What would you want her to hear? Don't compare yourself to other people. They're not as cool as you think they are.

Promote yourself and what you do! I manage a band called 18th & Addison and they have a new EP coming out September 6th on Wiretap Records! You can check out the rest of the WM roster on waldmgmt.com or if you read this and think I'm an okay chick you can check out my social media which is @emilyberke on everything!

- interview conducted by Samantha Paige Bass

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FUCK THEY DIDNT STOP HIM

[thelozzaview]

Monday/Tuesday I had a good day both days

So I got up out of bed and and sis a exercise on my phone NTC phone app then had breakfast and then I did some errands with mum went to a meeting with mum, I thought we were going to do the main important errand of them all grocery shopping we didnt get to do that but I did tell her some things for when she was going shopping so thats something.

You know how me and Lisa always hang out every month we were talking about how busy we are later on in the week so i thought we could do it that day so we did i had my lunch superbowl and she picked me up at 3:20 and got our snacks and our tockets and enjoyed the movie she cried as she does and then made our way home.

Like any other Monday all i did was watch Hannah Montana and had afternoon tea then watched Glee had some Loz M time then watched Glee and had dinner while watching Glee. Tuesday was a good too first off I had fitness/bootcamp then home for morning tea and then lunch and Mel had to go back to Rockingham 

So i had fun by Anne Marie, dad took me to Edge class then Anne Marie fun and sleep weill i tired to anyway then I had my afternoon tea while watching Hannah Montana then I went to dance and as usuak i had fun doing what i love to do and then Alice took me home a long Anne Marie way which was fun then as I do listened to her again then had dinner and Green Tea and then went to bed so i had fun both days nd now today is Wednesday.

[izumi-mikki]

work was nice tonight. aside from the fact that it wasn’t busy because everybody was watching the superbowl. it was just me, hannah, matt and aaron for part of the night. there were a lot of laughs because we were so bored. i told matt that his little cowlick was cute. he apparently hates it the thing. earlier when i was in the cafe by myself he came by to hang out with me when i was kinda moody. he got called away but told me he would be right back and offered to bring me my phone since he had pockets and i didn’t. i just wish he wouldn’t leave me alone with aaron sometimes. 

in any case he makes me happy when he’s around. enough for me to forget about jimmy’s stupid ass for a decent amount of time. 

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ursher a little...

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i am getting off this stupid website before you swifties make me [redacted] myself