#handsome yankovariant bracket

[milfweirdal]

Handsome Yankovariant Bracket

This is a bracket to determine the finest, most attractive, most upstanding variation of "Weird Al" Yankovic's various lewks and costumes.

rules/notes:

all polls run for 1 week, if it says 1 day then its cos i goofed

be nice!

propaganda of any form (text, image, gif etc) is allowed and highly encouraged!

there will be 40 total matches including a third place round. id post the full bracket but I did it manually in Excel. i can barely read it myself and im the one who made it

i tried to seed the bracket as fairly (and amusingly) as i could

ill update this post with links to each poll when theyre posted! the first round has 18 matches - i'll post the first 9 now, and the following 9 next week.

(credit to @queenrepent for coining "yankovariant")

Round 1

Trailer Park Al vs Monk Al

Game Grumps Al-vatar vs Your Horoscope for Today Al

Billy Idol Al vs Axl Rose Al

Money for Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies Al vs Robert Palmer Al

Craigslist Al vs I Love Rocky Road Al

Fat Al vs Dare to be Stupid Al

Ricky Al vs MTV Unplugged Al

Headline News Al vs Bedrock Anthem Al

Bimbo Al vs Perform This Way Al

[milfweirdal]

Handsome Yankovariant Bracket

Round 1, Match 9: The Slay Matchup

note: Perform This Way Al appears in many different guises in the video, I have chosen just one of them to appear here.

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Handsome Yankovariant Bracket

Round 1, Match 1: The Niche Yankovariant Matchup

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Handsome Yankovariant Bracket

Round 1, Match 6: The "Damn, That's a Lot of Latex" matchup

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Handsome Yankovariant Bracket

Round 1, Match 2: The Animated Matchup

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Handsome Yankovariant Bracket

Round 1, Match 4: The Rockstar Mashup... 2!

Edit: I can't change it now, but this is in fact Robert Palmer Al, not Robert Plant Al (sadly as yet non existent)

[milfweirdal]

Handsome Yankovariant Bracket

Round 1, Match 3: The Blond Rockstar Mashup

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Handsome Yankovariant Bracket

Round 1, Match 7: The Short Straight Hair Matchup

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Handsome Yankovariant Bracket

Round 1, Match 5: The Leather Pants Matchup

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pinned about post

hewwo. you can call me gray. im 27 + 2 and use any pronouns but they/them or she/her primarily. welcome to my sideblog specifically for my weird al yankovic hyperfixation so i dont scare the hoes on main. other musicians i like and topics of interest may also crop up from time to time. i follow back from (and send asks from) iloveprocessedcheese.

this blog is mostly sfw but does contain strong language and occasional sexual references or references to drugs - usually nothing stronger than that which would be found in al's lyrics. i tag nsfw and suggestive text, and common triggers with the format "(trigger) tw"

oh also btw just because ive gotten a couple anons abt this, if youre here from one of the posts ive made that has somehow gotten notes and youre wondering abt it: yes, the weird al thirstposting is sincere

ok i think thats everything thank u love u all!

tags i use ↓

[milfweirdal]

Handsome Yankovariant Bracket

Round 1, Match 8: The Long Straight Hair Matchup

[milfweirdal]

So I am indeed putting together that handsome yankovariant poll for all interested. I tried to think of at least 12 which is the number of poll options:

Like A Surgeon Al

Germs Al

Pentiums Al

Livin' In The Fridge Al

Wanna B Ur Lovr Al

Bedrock Anthem Al

Headline News Al

One More Minute Al

UHF/Prince Al

Craigslist Al

First World Problems Al

MILF Al (from 30 Rock)

If you have a particular Al costume or persona you would like to see go head to head against the others that is not yet listed here... lmk... I will make it a proper bracket if so

[milfweirdal]

Its gonna take me a few days to get round to putting together the handsome yankovariant bracket and posting the first polls so in the mean time I'm going to post this one and let youse duke it out for a bit. there are convenient photos under the cut for anyone unfamiliar with the various Al eras, but if anyone is particularly passionate about which should win and wants to add propaganda, then godspeed

early career:

80s al:

90s al:

post-lasik al:

pre-modern al:

modern al:

[milfweirdal]

the tags on this post seem to indicate a resounding unanimous yes 🙌🏼 I love you all sm lmao

I'll make two, one for just like. regular al. And one for some different Handsome Yankovariants (thanks @queenrepent for that wonderful turn of phrase)

Wait. Maybe there should be a handsome yankovariant bracket?????

should i re-run the "which is the most attractive al era" poll now that there are more active weird al blogs yes or yes

[milfweirdal]

one day left to vote on the first lot of round 1 polls~

Handsome Yankovariant Bracket

This is a bracket to determine the finest, most attractive, most upstanding variation of "Weird Al" Yankovic's various lewks and costumes.

rules/notes:

all polls run for 1 week, if it says 1 day then its cos i goofed

be nice!

propaganda of any form (text, image, gif etc) is allowed and highly encouraged!

there will be 40 total matches including a third place round. id post the full bracket but I did it manually in Excel. i can barely read it myself and im the one who made it

i tried to seed the bracket as fairly (and amusingly) as i could

ill update this post with links to each poll when theyre posted! the first round has 18 matches - i'll post the first 9 now, and the following 9 next week.

(credit to @queenrepent for coining "yankovariant")

Round 1

Trailer Park Al vs Monk Al

Game Grumps Al-vatar vs Your Horoscope for Today Al

Billy Idol Al vs Axl Rose Al

Money for Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies Al vs Robert Palmer Al

Craigslist Al vs I Love Rocky Road Al

Fat Al vs Dare to be Stupid Al

Ricky Al vs MTV Unplugged Al

Headline News Al vs Bedrock Anthem Al

Bimbo Al vs Perform This Way Al

[milfweirdal]

Trailer Park Al, Game Grumps Al-vatar, Axl Rose Al, Robert Palmer Al, I Love Rocky Road Al, Dare to be Stupid Al, Ricky Al, Headline News Al and Bimbo Al will be going on to Round 2 :) the next lot of Round 1 polls will go up at some point next week

Handsome Yankovariant Bracket

This is a bracket to determine the finest, most attractive, most upstanding variation of "Weird Al" Yankovic's various lewks and costumes.

rules/notes:

all polls run for 1 week, if it says 1 day then its cos i goofed

be nice!

propaganda of any form (text, image, gif etc) is allowed and highly encouraged!

there will be 40 total matches including a third place round. id post the full bracket but I did it manually in Excel. i can barely read it myself and im the one who made it

i tried to seed the bracket as fairly (and amusingly) as i could

ill update this post with links to each poll when theyre posted! the first round has 18 matches - i'll post the first 9 now, and the following 9 next week.

(credit to @queenrepent for coining "yankovariant")

Round 1

Trailer Park Al vs Monk Al

Game Grumps Al-vatar vs Your Horoscope for Today Al

Billy Idol Al vs Axl Rose Al

Money for Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies Al vs Robert Palmer Al

Craigslist Al vs I Love Rocky Road Al

Fat Al vs Dare to be Stupid Al

Ricky Al vs MTV Unplugged Al

Headline News Al vs Bedrock Anthem Al

Bimbo Al vs Perform This Way Al