#han-archy

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[staiyn]

Memes....IB memes....

No one can tell me that, in that scene it wasn't Dieter 😑

[thatluckystrudel]

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Inglorious Basterds master study

original pic

[fridaycanbesadsometimes]

15 years ago today, inglourious basterds came out!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FAVORITE MOVIE!!

[blueteller]

What others see:

What Cale sees:

[the-gershomite]

Star Wars #11 -May 1978- Marvel comics

"Star Search!"

writer/editor: Archie Goodwin

artists: Carmine Infantino & Terry Austin

letterer: Joe Rosen

colorist: Janice Cohen

[unadulteratedbluebirdnightmare]

Let me just drop this

[rokso-o]

archie and choi han’s staring contest & raon’s ✨ bombastic side eye ✨ becoming 👹 CRIMINALLY OFFENSIVE side eye 👹

[dnlbrl]

What games do you think the Basterds and/or Landa, Dieter, & Freddy Z got more than 100+ hours on? 🤔 #RealGamerz

i don't know if people will let me cook again after i post this but oh boy here we go🔥

(brought to your attention that this is a silly post!!!)

•To be accurate and loyal to my silly posts, I'd start with Landa spending too many hours on Animal Crossing more than one normal human being should. He wouldn't just care if he got called out for it or not too. When he's away from his PC he'd go for his phone to play HayDay. (83 lvl Facebook logged account) (old man activities or whatever you call it)

•For Hellstrom, I've thought of him being a Counter Strike dude. Not CS2, but CS:GO. He'd probably quit after the game died in activity, with Indian guys filling up majority of the servers. He a %100 tried playing CS2 but was dissatisfied entirely. He's definitely played Halo as well as other games, liked it but didn't think much of it.

•As for Zoller, he would sometimes play mobile games and roblox but never admit that he did. He'd find himself playing Age of History (II) often. (Nobody would want to play anything with him, even if he's good company most of the time.)

P.S(1)hc: An absolute pro in PvZ and Larva Heroes (the goofy game where you fight bugs and stuff).

•For the Basterds, they would have a 12 user discord server where they'd discover the wildest and oddest of games then test them themselves, but mostly prefer ones that are multiplayer.

P.S(2)hc: throwing slurs at Neo-Nazis they find in G-Mod. (a part of the mmongus grind)

P.S(3)hc: always on the ammmongus grind

P.S(4)hc: years wasted on the ammmongus grind

•Hicox, Wicki and Stiglitz defo would have their own discord server just like the others. They'd spend some time on CoD but most of their time on TF2. All three of them main the spy class.

P.S(5): the three get involved in the ammmmongus grind at one point as well

I didn't get into detail of each character because i will surely be making posts about this in the near future, hopefully.

hope i could entertain🤍

[demiurgic-aesthetic]

Inglorious Basterds // aesthetic

[murasaki-cha]

Cale: what's with this alpha male showdown?

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[staiyn]

more headcanons

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TCF Prompt 27

TBOAH AU - OG Cale and OG Archie

Cale Henituse died by the hands of the WS. In one universe he made a deal and exchanged souls with one Kim Rok Soo. In this one, instead of making a deal, GoD sends him to another timeline to be able to rest and not have to worry about anything ARM or WS related. In this world, he regressed to when he was 16(and was in the process of escaping the Empire. Perhaps he had been kidnapped? Was his family ok and why did he have ancient powers, including his moms??).

Somewhere along the way, he ends up running into Archie, who also like him, was on the run and had his soul sent to this world after he was killed(and oh, it was a horrifying death. turning blood into pure mana burning him from the inside out. Who knew a specific weapon was made just to take him down. Witira fully snapped after witnessing her last family members/commanders death/. She was so scary, that even the WS didn't enter those waters for a couple years).

Eventually, they learn that they had been considered missing(and MIA in Archie's case). Both had been captured 2 years prior and experimented on at some point during that time(Archie had terrible scars on his back, along with part of his phin missing in his whale form he had also had patches that showed some of his hide had been taken at some point. Just wait until Cale found out who on the black market bought whale hide...if Shickler didn't get to them first anyway. Cale had Ancient Powers forced upon his very thin plate. Luckily he and Archie had come across a water power that settled his plate, but he was will very weak. Both their immune systems were gone too.)

A couple months later, they run into the Molans. And all hell breaks loose.

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Overprotective Henituse's/allies/Molans

Overprotective Whales

Archie and Cale whump

No Raon and kids(they either don't exist in this universe or live happily with their families)

Cale had acted as trash, but him getting captured and missing at 14 caused everyone to find out the truth, Cale is disappointed(Archie finds it hilarious)

Archie went missing on a mission(which was later found out caused by a mole/traitor). The whale's missed their chaotic commander. Especially his two childhood friends the royals Witira and Paseton.(Shickler sees him as his bratty kid too)

In tboah timeline, Cale and Archie teamed up on certain missions and to cause chaos. They got along surprisingly well after their first meeting, drove the heroes*cough Choi Han cough* mad.

In this AU, Cale and Rosaly are cousins. Choi Han is a knight protecting Crown Prince Alberu. They all become allies/friends eventually.

Archie became friends with Witira and Paseton when they were kids. Archie is a orphan, and does not get along with the other killer whales(some of the Whales are divided up into different tribes, the killer whales are not loyal to Shickler and do not get along with most other whales. They discarded and harmed Archie when he formed a friendship and later loyalty with Shickler's kids, His parents are unknown, but there are rumors his mother is a Lunar Whale and he is a half blood like Paseton..and that was why he was captured/betrayed in the first place).

The Lunar Whales were said to be able to swim amongst the stars. Blessed by the goddess of the moon, they are strong in mana, and were thought to be the best healers in the world, even more than those chosen by the sun god. None have been seen is so long they are thought to be nothing but a fairy tale. but perhaps it isn't?

The Molan family was never attacked and are still going strong. They and the Thames family have worked together for centuries, and Jour asked them to look after her son after she she passed away. They failed when he was captured, but Ron has made it his duty to insure he and his family never fail Cale again.

The Empire is the main 'enemy' but fighting is not the main plot. it's mostly just Cale and Archie learning to heal and rest, etc.

Cale and Archie still cause too much chaos tho. And lots of misunderstandings!

no romance, just lots of family feels, healing and shenanigan's.

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Sketches time :3