#han meg and doe

[l-ii-zz]

“You know her?!!!”

Anyway, lots of erucian doodles 😊

[sunoo-bby]

my inbox is so dry .

[mythicalartistx]

KH3 Worlds ACTUALLY Matter and show Major Parallels and Foreshadowing through Sacrifice and Separation

The worlds in KH3 are often seen as just retelling of the Fairytales but with added Sora and his friends or Organization members. Because of this they're often disliked especially when there are some sections that are scene for scene and Sora and the others might not be present for this.

However, if you get passed the fact it's a retelling of the movie and get into how it connects with Kingdom Hearts story, they actually play a major role.

Olympus: Sacrifice

Olympus shows themes of sacrifice and love. It shows that Hercules didn't think and all he knew was that Meg was in trouble and threw himself in harm's way to save her. He sacrificed himself by doing that but also sacrificing his godhood to be with Meg. He would have to be separated from Meg and that's not the kind of life he would want to live.

Later on Riku ends up doing the exact same thing. When Sora feels powerless and all alone he sacrifices his being and life for Sora. And I could also argue he does it out of love because when he does this he doesn't necessarily think of his actions but does it to his devotion to Sora and protecting him like he always promised Terra.

Corona: Sacrifice

In the Tangled world, Rapunzel is willing to sacrifice her freedom to save Flynn's life and become separated from the outside world she's grown to love forever.

However, Flynn decides that her freedom is more important and sacrifices himself by cutting her hair which could make her lose the power to heal.

Rapunzel is also compared to Riku because they both so desperately felt trapped. Riku felt trapped at the island and wished to leave and explore other worlds with Sora and Kairi to point where if the raft didn't work out, he would open the door to darkness. I'll also like to include they both felt that someone they were close to left them for others.

Toy Box: Separation

In Toy Box, we learn of how Woody and Buzz among a few other had separated from half of their group. However, they are later seen that the world was split in half and are separated from their beloved friends. They realize at the end their friends who they've been separated from that they are always connected through their hearts.

And this goes back to how Sora will soon be separated from everyone and become stuck at the Quadratum. It also shows that he is always connected to them through his hearts and that's how he uses/and abuses the power of waking through that connection.

Arrendale: Sacrifice

When Elsa is about to get slashed by Hans' sword, Anna who is in the brink of death rushes in and saves her by taking the hit instead. She freezes at the same time and makes it so the sword shatter from her entire body becoming ice. She sacrifice her life for her. Elsa manages to thaw her and the cold weather by the act of love.

Which Riku then does the act of love when he sacrifices his life for Sora. Riku is also compared to Elsa on how they both pushed the people they loved/ cared about away to protect them.

Monstropolis: Separation

In this world, Sullie goes through separation of being away from Boo. They have to separate so Boo will be safe.

This also refers to how Sora ends up in the Quadratum from bringing back Kairi and abusing the power of awakening by using it too many times.

100 Acre Woods: Separation

In this world, Pooh talks to hope they're growing apart and that he misses Sora. Sora feels sad that they're not as close. The eventual outcome is that he'll always be in his heart no matter what.

I feel like this refers to him and Kairi not being as close as they were before. Ever since KH1 things changed between them and she changed. She's no longer the Kairi he knew and they are slowly growing apart. (Which is honestly sad). It also shows that even if he's by himself in the Quadratum he'll have everyone in his heart no matter how far away they are.

Fransankyoto: Separation + Sacrifice

Unlike the others I decided to say this world shows both. In the past, Hiro's brother separated from him when he sacrificed himself to try to find and save the teacher. This is also reflected in the past when beymax also stays behind to sacrifice himself so Hiro can then leave.

It helps shows the connections that no matter how far they are away, the people you love and care for will be in his heart. This shows that to help save everyone he used his connection to his friends to bring them that. It furthers that he won't be alone in the Quadratum and that Riku was able to go to him in MOM because of this.

PoTC: Separation

Finally in the pirates world, we show separation. After Will gets stabbed and he is made Captain of the Flying Dutchman, he faces separation from the one he loves Elizabeth. Only every 10 years are they able to see each other.

This foreshadows both being separated from the ones Sora loves and bringing back all his friends' hearts when Will's life almost gets taken when he gets stabbed. Being apart for 10 years also could lead to how it will take at least a year to find Sora in the Quadratum.

[ask-a-bot]

This is what happens when you go down the path of bullying, anger, and revenge, Star. You end up hurting the ones you care about, including Rust. You knew Megs wasn’t a fan of spiders, but you, and only you, chose, not forced, to use your own pet for your own revenge. You are responsible for your own actions, so you alone are responsible for Rust’s injuries. Unless you are able to accept that, you are going to have a hard time keeping friends.

Dorthy, some calming instrumentals might help Megs calm down. I sent this a while ago when he was really sick, but I’ll send it again to save you the trouble of searching for it. It does wonders for me when I’m anxious! Megs should recognize it.

Will this help, Dorthy?

Thanks. It might help. Poor Megs... he's just thrown up again. I've seen him upset before, but I've never known him like this.

Megatron, sit down. It's OK. Star took the... thing away. Here, take my servo. It's OK. I promise. You're safe. Dot's gonna put some soothing music on.

My apologies-

Don't. It's OK. Everything's OK. Lean on me. I've got you.

Are you feeling any better?

Snf. No.

I saw your message. Frag you! Megatron threw him at a wall! How is that my fault? Poor little Rust! He hasn't moved. What if he's dead? I don't want him to die! He wasn't even full grown! Grr...!

[delacyrose224]

Underneath the Tree

Pairing: Han Jisung x reader

Genre: Pure Christmas fluff!

Word Count: 2.3k

Author's Note: Today's tune is Underneath the Tree by Kelly Clarkson! This is my first SKZ fic, so I'm a little nervous to throw this out into the world, but what better time than the holidays. I hope everyone is able to rest and spend time with loved ones as we head into 2023. Enjoy!

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“Hello?”

You step cautiously through the doorway into a large cabin, enough to hold 10 people.

“HELLO?!” 

The man behind you exclaims directly in your ear, making you jump. You twist around, only to find Han Jisung laughing. You swat at his arm, catching him off guard.

“Hey, what was that for?!” He rubs at the spot you hit, pouting.

“For being a jerk, that’s what! You just yelled in my ear for no reason!” you pout back at him, huffing a strand of hair out of your face. It does no good, falling right back in front of your eyes.

“Not no reason, I wanted to see if anyone was here, same as you. Duh.” 

You narrow your eyes and he just laughs some more. 

“Well, no one’s here. Clearly. I thought Chris was supposed to be here before us…weren’t we the only ones that still had work today before the holidays started?” 

You were supposed to come up to this cabin for a long weekend getaway with Jisung, your best friend Meg, and all of Jisung’s bandmates and friends…yet somehow you had arrived first.

“Yeah, I wonder if they stopped for snacks or something on the way…they didn’t need to, the cabin came fully stocked. I made sure to double check when I booked it.” Jisung shrugs and turns to head back out to his car. “I’ll check in on them…in the meantime, I’ll grab all the games we brought. You need anything?” 

You shake your head and move to go inside and explore, but before you can go too far Jisung grabs your arm, turning you towards him. 

“What?” you ask.

He gently reaches forward, tucking the errant strand of hair you’d been fighting behind your ear.

“Nothing.”

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You’ve been wandering the house for 30 minutes while Jisung has been back and forth unloading his car. The cabin feels huge, and houses 5 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms (including one with a really fancy tub), a hot tub, and the biggest kitchen you’ve ever seen. You’ve found yourself in the living room, which has a fireplace as well as several giant bookshelves you’re now perusing.

“Anything good?” A sudden whisper in your ear causes you to jump for the second time that day.

Again, Jisung is laughing as you catch your breath and look at him. 

“Ji, if you don’t stop! You’re knocking years off my life, I swear…”

“That just means you will have spent more of your life with me,” he smirks. “My question still stands…find anything good?”

You feel slightly embarrassed as you motion towards a stack of books you’d been building on the side table beside you. There’s no way you’d get through them all this weekend, but that wouldn’t stop you from trying.

Jisung kneels down to inspect the books. “Meet Me Under the Mistletoe…The 12 Dates of Christmas…Once Upon a Time in December…seems like there’s a theme here, hmm?” He looks up at you, eyes sparkling with mischief.

“Is it a crime that I want to read seasonal romances now?” you huff indignantly.

He stands up, his face closer to you than you’d necessarily be comfortable with. “Why would you want to read something like that when I’m right here?”

You don’t know how to answer that question. You’d been friends with Han Jisung for a good 5 years, and what he didn’t know was that you may or may not have had a crush on him for 4 of those years. It became apparent to you within the last year that you needed to move on and accept that the two of you were just friends. Most of the time, this wasn’t that difficult. When he was staring into your eyes, his face inches from yours, asking questions related to romance and himself…it got a little harder.

He finally breaks the silence with laughter, his cheeks rounding out in a way that you’d always adored.

“Anyway…” you clear your throat, “what happened to Chris and the other boys?”

Jisung’s face falls immediately.

“About that…so, Chris got sick last minute. No one else could drive.”

“And Meg had to go see family, which means…”

“It’s just us all weekend!” 

You stare at each other. Jisung has a tentative smile on his face, but the longer the silence goes on, the more it starts to fall.

“...unless you want me to just take you home?” he asks softly.

Could you handle all weekend with just him? You’re not sure. But you absolutely can’t handle him looking like a kicked puppy.

“Never. Let’s make the most of it!” you exclaim, trying to hype yourself up.

“Yes! I’m so excited, this is gonna be the best weekend ever!!” He runs over, throwing his arms around you and spinning you in a circle before placing you back on the ground.

Your heart is pounding from the close contact, and you’re desperately hoping your friend didn’t notice. 

What had you just agreed to?

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After unpacking your things in one of the many bedrooms, you come back down to the living room, only to see a massive tree in the corner by the fireplace. You’re sure that wasn’t there before…you would have noticed a tree, right?

Jisung comes into the room just then, carrying a large gray plastic tub which he sets by the tree.

“Oh, hey…I didn’t realize you’d come down,” he grins.

“I just did, but what is this?” you gesture towards the tree, confused.

“Oh, I found that Christmas tree in one of the million rooms down here and brought it in here…felt more festive,” he shrugs.

You stare at the tree. It’s a pine tree for sure, but there’s nothing on it.

Jisung follows your stare and nudges the tub with his foot. “That’s what this is for. Decorations.”

“So the people that own this cabin left an undecorated Christmas tree and decorations? They really thought of everything.”

He shakes his head. “No, they left the tree. I brought the decorations.”

“Huh?”

“I knew there was going to be a tree, but it needed decorations. So I brought some.”

You can’t help but clap your hands in excitement.

“So let’s decorate!!”

The two of you string white lights around the massive tree, which is easily at least 6.5-7ft tall. Once the lights are on, you turn back to the tub of decorations, which has a massive amount of blue and silver ornaments in it.

You lift a bauble delicately out of the container and place it gently on the tree.

“Perfect,” Jisung whispers beside you. You turn and he’s looking directly at you. 

Willing yourself to do anything but think too hard about what’s happening, you blurt out, “Blue and silver are my favorite colors for Christmas decorations…it looks like a winter wonderland!”

Jisung smiles. “I know, that’s why I brought them.” 

You wish you could melt into the floor. Alas…you are solid and your body refuses to be anything but.

“W-what about everyone else?” you splutter. 

“You get into Christmas stuff the most, so I figured everyone else could just deal.”

You smile despite yourself, knowing his statement is true.

“...thanks.” 

His smile lights up, rivaling the lights on the tree. “Now let’s get this tree decorated!”

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The two of you stand back, marveling at your handiwork. The tree is dripping with lights, and too many ornaments to count. 

The only thing left is a glittering silver star. Too bad the top of the tree is too tall for either of you to reach, and there’s no ladder in sight.

“Here,” Jisung hands you the star. “I’ll lift you up, and you should be able to reach the top.”

You stare dumbfounded. 

“What? Come on, I’m not that weak…I’ve been lifting lately!” he almost whines at you, pushing up his sleeve and flexing his bicep.

This is it…this is how it all ends. One of your best friends flexing at you, inviting you to have him wrap his arms around your waist and lift you up to put a star on top of a Christmas tree.

You find yourself numbly nodding, stepping forward as Jisung moves behind you, pushing up his other sleeve.

“Ji, be careFUL!!” you screech as you’re suddenly lifted off the ground with no warning, his arms wrapped snugly around you.

“I’ve got you, it’s fine,” he laughs, stepping slightly closer to the tree. You use one hand to steady yourself against the branches and use the other to extend the star towards the top-only problem is, you’re still not quite high enough.

“Hannie, I still can’t reach…let me down, it’s fine without a star.”

“Not on my watch…hold on a sec,” he tightens his grip around you before suddenly hoisting you up and lowering his hold from your waist to your hips.

You let out a small gasp at the sudden movement, causing the man beneath you to huff out a laugh. 

“Try now.” You steady yourself again, and reach towards the top with the star, managing to slide the decoration on the topmost branch.

“Got it!” you exclaim triumphantly, looking over your shoulder at Jisung.

“I knew we could do it!” he beams. “Hold steady…going down.” He loosens his grip on your hips, which makes you slowly slide down and into his arms. His hands end up on your waist again, but this time they’re on your bare skin, your shirt bunched up from the downward movement.

You turn in his arms, his hands staying on your waist. He looks a little lost for words, his eyes wide as they meet yours.

“You’re strong,” you breathe out. “Thanks for not dropping me.”

His eyes fall to your mouth, watching each word as if it’s the most interesting thing he’s ever heard. You can feel your cheeks color as you really come to terms with your former crush (who maybe is turning back into a current crush) having his hands on your waist and eagerly staring at your lips.

“Hannie?”

His eyes draw back up to yours. “Hmm?” His head tilts adorably to the side, making him resemble a squirrel.

“You can let go now.”

This seems to snap him back to reality, though you notice that his hands linger even while he removes them, seemingly in no hurry to stop touching you.

“I’ll start a fire for us and make some hot chocolate from scratch, how’s that sound?”

You hum in agreement and he smiles brightly.

“Grab a seat on the couch, I’ll get everything ready.”

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Fifteen minutes later, you’re snuggled up on the couch, book in hand and a blanket over your lap. While you’d been decorating, the sun had set, so the only light in the room was coming from the fireplace and the Christmas lights on the tree. Just as you’re turning the page, you feel a presence behind you.

“Whatcha reading?” Jisung peers over the couch, resting his head on your shoulder.

“Once Upon a Time in December,” you smile, glancing over at him out of the corner of your eye.

“...’s good?” he asks, breath tickling your neck.

You hum in reply. 

“Good.” He moves back toward the kitchen, reappearing with two mugs of hot chocolate. “Homemade hot chocolate for the lady,” he says, gently handing you a mug that reads ‘Peas On Earth’. 

“Peas on Earth?” you snicker.

“And goodwill to men,” he laughs, sitting next to you. “Read to me?”

“What?”

“Will you read to me? You said it was good…or were you lying?” he smirks.

“No, it is good. But why do you want me to read to you?”

“It’s a Christmas story, it feels appropriate…and I like the sound of your voice.” The latter part of his sentence is much quieter, with a tinge of embarrassment.

“...okay.” Your voice is quiet to match his, and you adjust yourself to a more comfortable position.

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30 minutes later, you’re curled into the corner of the couch, Jisung’s head in your lap. He hums contentedly as you read, your fingers gently carding through his hair.

You pause for a moment and he looks up at you sleepily.

“Why’d you stop?”

You smile down at him. “I need to drink something, my voice is going away.”

He jolts up next to you, immediately concerned. “Why didn’t you say something before? I’m so selfish, wanting you to read, and now you’re going to go hoarse!”

You bring your hands to his cheeks, forcing him to stop talking. “Ji, hush…I wanted to read, you’re fine. I’ll just finish off my hot chocolate.” You reach over to your mug, draining the last of its contents.

You place it back on the table, waiting for Jisung to lay back down, but he doesn’t. Instead, he’s staring at you intently.

“...what?”

He scoots closer to you. “You’ve got…just there…” He reaches forward, gently swiping his thumb across your upper lip. Meanwhile, you would like to melt again. Or combust, whichever comes first.

You can see whipped cream on his thumb as he lifts it off your face, and your face colors both from embarrassment and proximity to him.

“Is it gone?”

Jisung shakes his head, leaning closer again-but this time, it’s his lips hovering just over yours.

“...is this okay?” he whispers, eyes locked on yours.

You swallow thickly, nodding. His lips connect with yours softly at first, then more insistently as one of his hands grabs your waist and the other works its way into your hair.

The moment doesn’t feel real-your crush of four years (okay, five) is kissing you, in a cabin, in front of a Christmas tree. Your heart is beating a million miles an hour and you can’t quite breathe-but that might be because you’ve just sighed into Jisung’s mouth and he’s now taken your bottom lip gently between his teeth.

Before things can get more heated, he draws away from you, eyes sparkling. “I think all the whipped cream’s gone,” he laughs, leaning in to place another quick kiss on your lips.

You reach out and swat at his chest, which makes him laugh even harder.

“I hate you, Han Jisung,” you giggle.

He raises his eyebrows, smirking. 

“I hate you more.”

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Ylvis-brødrene: − Det vi gjør sammen, er på grunn av ungene

Ylvisbrødrene konkurrerer alltid for å vinne. Begge ser frem til å bli bestefedre, men hvem av de to gleder seg til å miste håret?

Publisert: 19.11.2023

– Søskenrivalisering? Nei, det kjenner jeg meg ikke igjen i, sier Bård Ylvisåker (41) og legger tørt til: – Nå høres jeg helt kristen ut.

– Det er vel ganske normalt i en søskenflokk?

– Jeg husker at jeg slengte Bård i bakken en gang da jeg skulle prøve meg på karate eller noe sånt, bidrar storebror Vegard Ylvisåker (44).

– Men jeg tror ikke det var noe aggresjon involvert? spør lillebror.

– Nei, men mamma sa at det var en periode da vi bodde i Angola at vi var ganske i tottene på hverandre, men det jeg husker ikke, fortsetter Vegard. – Hvem har mest draget?

– Eh, hvordan måler man drag? parerer Bård.

– Hvis Bård ikke er med, får jeg masse oppmerksomhet, men hvis Bård er med ...

Storebroren lar kommentaren henge i luften.

Vil alltid vinne

VG besøker de to Ylvis-brødrene på Rådhusteateret i Ski utenfor Oslo. De er i siste fase av innspillingen av sin nye serie «Ylvis mot Ylvis» for TV 2 som fokuserer på nettopp konkurranse mellom de to, bror mot bror.

– Jeg vil jo alltid vinne uansett hvem jeg konkurrerer mot. For meg er det helt irrelevant at det er Vegard. Jeg skal knuse et annet menneske! Jeg vil bare vinne! slår Bård fast.

Info

Navn: Ylvis

Bak den populære duoen Ylvis finner vi de to brødrene:

Vegard Ylvisåker (44) er gift med Helene Helgesen Ylvisåker og sammen har de barna Emma, Mads og Daniel.

Bård Ylvisåker (41) er gift med Maria Lekva og de har barna Sofie, Nora og Jens.

De to er begge multitalenter og jobber som komikere, musikere, artister, programledere og -skapere.

Aktuelle med nytt musikalsk show på TV2 «Ylvis mot Ylvis». I serien konkurrerer brødrene mot hverandre, men sammen med en rekke kjendiser som får testet både sitt improvisatoriske og musikalske talent. Premieredatoen er satt til 16. januar.

– Men deres egne barn får vinne når dere spiller mot dem?

– Nei. Man må ikke jukse og la barna vinne, for da tar det gleden fra dem når de virkelig vinner, mener Vegard.

– Får de ikke mandel i julegrøten heller?

– Litt tilrettelegging har det nå vært opp igjennom, innrømmer begge.

– Hvem er mest hypokonder?

– Jeg går mer til legen, men det er mer kalkulert, tror Vegard.

– Ja! Du er mer man-fluete enn meg, sier en enig lillebror.

– Vi trodde ikke det kom noen

Det er over 20 år siden de to konkurranseglade brødrene hadde sitt gjennombrudd som Ylvis på en scene i Bergen. Etter det har karrierepilen stort sett pekt oppover med det uforglemmelige høydepunktet «What does the Fox say», låten som gjorde Ylvis til internasjonale stjerner. Den offisielle revevideoen er sett over en milliard ganger på YouTube.

Reven er også årsaken til at når brødrene skal hjem etter showinnspilling i Ski, så står det fans utenfor og venter.

– Vi har jo live publikum når vi spiller inn showet, men ...

Bård hvisker:

– Vi trodde ikke det kom noen, siden det er så langt utenfor Oslo.

– Men det kommer faktisk folk fra hele verden, forklarer Vegard, og brødrene forteller om en finsk dame som har sett alle showene, det kommer dansker og noen har til og med flydd helt fra Japan for å se sine idoler.

– Det er så rart, sier yngstebror.

– De er helt annerledes enn norske publikummere. Jeg får litt dårlig samvittighet. De har reist langt, ser et show som bare er på norsk, og så står de utenfor og venter og venter med gaver helt til vi kommer ut. Men det er jo også veldig hyggelig.

– Hvem fikk best karakterer på skolen?

– Jeg tror Bård fikk det. Jeg tror du hadde 4,8 i snitt og jeg hadde 4,5 eller noe sånt. Matten og fysikken dro meg voldsomt ned, sier Vegard.

– Vi gjorde ingenting på skolen, nikker Bård.

– Det er mye på grunn av Bård at jeg ikke gjorde det bedre på skolen. Han og kjæresten satt alltid og så på film og jeg bare – skulle vel egentlig ha lest lekser, meeeen kanskje skal jeg bare se en film først.

Grusomme ti år

Det kan virke som om alt de to brødrene tar i blir til gull, men er det noe de har gjort som de kunne ønske de ikke hadde gjort?

– Ja, det er det sikkert, men da må det være så dårlig at det er skadelig, og det kommer jeg ikke på. Faktisk dveler jeg ikke så mye over ting som gikk galt, for man lærer jo mye av det, mener Bård.

– Vi gjorde to omganger med «Ylvis goes philharmonic» helt i starten av 2000-tallet. Den første ble omtalt som en suksess. Den andre gangen tok vi litt lett på jobben, minnes Vegard. Del to ble nemlig slaktet.

– Men som Bård sier, vi dauet jo ikke av det.

– Ja, vi lærte at sånn går det når vi ikke forbereder oss godt nok. Så la oss aldri gjøre det igjen!

– Var det flaut?

– Det er mye som er flaut å se tilbake på, og derfor ser vi oss heller ikke så mye tilbake. De derre greiene med Trond Viggo ... Grusomt! De første ti årene av vår karriere var bare helt fæle. Men veldig lærerike, oppsummerer Bård.

– Hvem tåler mest alkohol?

– Jeg var nok litt røffere enn Vegard i ungdommen, innrømmer Bård.

– Kanskje fordi jeg hadde lappen. Jeg husker mamma og jeg kjørte innover mot Splinterneset i Volvoen og lette etter deg en morgen. Det har jeg et klart minne om. Var det ikke der dere hadde «Vinmonopolet» deres? ler Vegard.

– Den hjemmelagede kiwi-vinen, flirer lillebror.

Døden på nært hold

De to Ylvis-brødrene har røttene sine i Sogn, men vokste i tillegg opp i Bergen og i Afrika. Årsaken til Afrika-oppholdene, var sivilingeniør-pappa Hans Terjes arbeid for NORAD.

– Maputo i Mosambik husker jeg ikke særlig mye fra, men Angola husker jeg. Jeg har forstått i etterkant at foreldrene våre likte Maputo best, fordi det var Afrika på ordentlig. I Angola bodde vi bak en mur og med basseng og sånt. Men det var jo borgerkrig der og det var der jeg så mitt første døde menneske, forteller Bård.

– Vi var på vei til skolen og det hadde vært flom. Der lå det en fyr med ansiktet ned og fløt. Det var ingen oppstandelse rundt det, ingen som stoppet. Og jeg husker at jeg syntes det var veldig spesielt, nikker han.

– Jeg sto også ved siden av en fyr som ble siktet på med et ladd våpen. Det er også en rar følelse for et norsk barn. Det var ikke traumatiserende på noen måte for meg, men vi fikk nok opp øynene for at det fantes andre ting i verden enn sparkesykler.

Vegard er enig i at det har gitt brødrene en litt videre horisont enn om foreldrene hadde blitt hjemme i Sogndal. Fordi det rett og slett var farlig å gå ut, var de to brødrene «tvunget» til å tilbringe mye tid sammen. Det er noe av årsaken, tror de to, til at de fortsatt 30 år senere er i sync.

– Vi hadde bare tre videokassetter: «Weekend at Bernie’s», Monty Pythons «Life of Brian» og Harald Heide Steens «Gulasj» med ubåtkapteinen, Spantax-flygeren, Tyristsjef Johansen med flere. Og hvis man ser bort fra den første, er de to andre ganske definerende for humoren vår. Hadde det ligget noen andre videokassetter der, ville karrieren kanskje tatt en helt annen retning, sier Bård

– «Dis» for eksempel, himler Vegard.

– Hahaha, da hadde vi kanskje jobbet på regnskap, tror lillebroren.

– Hvem er den smarteste?

– Tradisjonelt sett, Vegard, skulle man kanskje tro, sier Bård.

– Neei, trekker storebroren på det.

– Men jeg scoret høyere enn ham på IQ-test, sier lillebror.

Gleder seg til å bli bestefar

Når det gjelder hvem som ble pappa først, er konkurransen avgjort for lenge siden. Bård ble pappa som 19-åring.

– Ja, den vant eller tapte jeg, sier Bård tørt.

– Den er veldig sur, flirer Vegard.

– Du kan si at mine barn har blitt veldig godt oppdratt i prevensjon. Da jeg var like gammel som min datter er nå, så hadde jeg en treåring.

Og storebroren fulgte etter ikke så lenge etter. I dag har Ylvis-brødrene tre barn hver fra 22 til 9 år.

– Men jeg gleder meg til å bli bestefar, sier Bård og storebror nikker enig.

– For da kan man fjerne hele oppdragelseselementet. Du trenger ikke lære dem at de må rydde opp etter seg selv, og dermed slipper du alt det maset og gnaget som man må ta med egne barn. Og så kan man levere dem tilbake til foreldrene etterpå, forklarer Bård.

– Er det et press dere nå har begynt å legge på de eldste barna?

– Nei, på ingen måte, sier Vegard.

– Og, jeg er ikke klar ennå! poengterer Bård og Vegard legger til:

– Om 20 år, kanskje?

– Hvem er den beste faren?

– Haha. Det er vanskelig å si. Vegards barn får mer luft enn mine, for han er mye bedre på å ta med ungene på telttur og sånt. Jeg synes det er så kjedelig, innrømmer Bård.

– Han tar sine med på kino, gliser Vegard, utropt til «Norges tøffeste kjendis 2022» etter å ha vunnet 71 grader nord.

Vemodig

– Jeg har ikke vært så flink til å ta ungene med på ting bestandig. Men jeg liker bedre større barn enn små. Og jo større de blir, jo bedre liker jeg dem. Og nå er de jo voksne og jeg kan snakke i telefonen med dem. Det synes jeg er supert. Og at jeg slipper å sitte på huk lenger. Vegard kan fortsatt leke med bøtte og spade på stranden, sier Bård.

– Ja, jo, det kan jeg. Men det er jo deilig at det er en litt utvikling i hva barna er opptatt av også. Yngstemannen min er 9 år og jeg merker at småbarnstingene forsvinner. Og jeg er ikke veldig melankolsk og sippete på det, men jeg tenker på det hvis jeg må bære ham inn i sin egen seng: Kanskje er dette en av de siste gangene jeg gjør dette, reflekterer Vegard.

– Og det er litt trist når man ser på gamle bilder av barna sine. De menneskene de var finnes jo ikke lenger. Fire år gamle Jens er borte. Det kan man jo bli litt vemodig av.

– Hvem er mest opptatt av håret?

– Jeg er opptatt av hår, fordi jeg har vanskelig hår, tror jeg, sier Vegard. 

– Det deiligste er å være skallet. Jeg gleder meg til jeg mister håret, mener Bård.

– Nå har jeg knekt kraniet

Håret kan ha vært med å redde Vegard, som i sommer fikk en stein i hodet. Det kunne ha gått riktig ille.

– Jeg gjorde en dum ting, jeg prøvde å løsne en rot og jeg visste ikke at det lå en stein der som kunne falle rett ned.

Sammen med en kompis var han på telttur i sommer, og om morgenen våkner Vegard først og vil fyre opp et bål.

– Alt ble hvitt etter at jeg fikk steinen i hodet. Og jeg tenkte: Nå har jeg knekt kraniet. Hvis jeg hadde besvimt og blitt liggende der, så vet jeg ikke hvordan det ville gått. Kompisen min lå jo fortsatt og sov.

– Det hørtes ganske dramatisk ut?

– Ja, det var farlig, eller borderline farlig i alle fall. Jeg har arr over hele her, sier han og peker mot krøllene.

– Noe som for så vidt er tøft, det, mener lillebror.

– Men tenk om steinen hadde vært litt større, hvis det frie fallet hadde vært en meter lenger eller hvis jeg ikke hadde hatt lue på meg ... På grunn av luen slapp jeg å sy. Det ble et åpent sår som de kunne lime sammen og jeg gikk med lim oppi der en måned etterpå.

Men the show must go on – og etter at han hadde fått limt hodet, dro Vegard rett på konsert.

– Vi spilte masse partylåter hvor det var masse hopping og jeg kjente, neeeiii. Det kunne jeg ikke gjøre.

– Ganske gøy konsert, det der, nikker lillebror.

– Hvem er den rikeste?

– Det tror jeg er Vegard. Eller jeg tror i alle fall han kommer til å daue med mer penger enn meg, for jeg liker bedre å bruke penger enn han gjør, sier Bård.

– Det har jeg aldri gjort

Brødrene har turnert store deler av verden i en bransje som er kjent for både mye alkohol og narkotika. Har de noen gang vært fristet?

– Det er nok ingen av oss som var, eller er på, det kjøret der, forteller Bård.

– Jeg er mer bekymret for å virke for straight enn noe annet. Men det er veldig kjekt å kunne si til ungene med hevet hode: «Ikke prøv dop! Det har jeg aldri gjort – det er ikke nødvendig.»

– Det er det nok ikke alle foreldre som kan si ...

– Da må man bare lyve! sier Bård bestemt.

– Og vi sa: Alkohol. Vodka. Hahaha. Vi hørtes ut som to predikanter, ler Vegard.

– Men man trenger jo slett ikke være i underholdningsbransjen i dag for å komme i kontakt med hvitt pulver, poengterer Bård.

– Tenker veldig likt

De to har jobbet sammen i 20 år. Noe de synes har vært lite utfordrende, for de jobber jo også sammen med flere andre.

– Fordelen med å jobbe sammen er at vi tenker veldig likt og derfor kan hoppe over mye snakk, som man må ha med andre. Men det er klart, man kan ikke velge vekk familie, så man må få det til å funke. Du kan ikke bare tenke for en idiot. Han gidder jeg ikke jobbe med mer, forklarer Vegard.

– Vi gjør lite sammen privat. Det vi gjør sammen, er på grunn av ungene. Vi jobber jo sammen hele tiden, så det ville vært litt rart om vi skulle vært sammen privat også, mener Bård.

– Det er psykopater! utbryter Vegard og lillebror er enig.

– Nei, det skjønner ikke jeg heller at noen kan.

Publisert: 19.11.23 kl. 13:08 Oppdatert: 19.11.23 kl. 16:40

source: VG https://tinyurl.com/xyjyn8w3

[princess-ibri]

What’s Inge’s backstory for Frozen 3? Who did Karen hurt most? What’s Inge and Hans’ dynamic like? What about Anna’s reaction to finding Hans comes back with a new woman?

That’s a few so I understand if you don’t want to answer them all! Thanks!

Inge is based on Inger from the HCA story "The Girl who Trod on a Loaf"

An honesty quite sadistic little creep of a child who ends up getting literally dragged down to hell

Basically the same sort of thing happens in the DisneyVerse (though its more likely she was messing around with dark magic that backfired) and its in the dark underworld that she meets Voland, who offers her the choice of entering his service to get out of Hell.

She's Voland's most loyal follower for this, and doesn't really fear anything except being sent back. Hans is honestly pretty creeped out by her. He's never sure if she's actually teasing when she talks about making his teeth into a necklace or such things if he fails the tasks Voland sets him, and he tries to stay out of her way.

She's the kind of person who takes perverse joy in causing fear and pain and is always slightly manic and ready to fly off in a rage if things don't go the way she wants.

Karen's hurt a fair amount of people over the years. Not physically mind, at least not herself. But imagine an even more jaded Meg, who just goes in and does her job to fulfill Voland's wishes and powers through not thinking about it.

Anna's reaction to seeing Hans with another woman is basically 1. Punch Hans Again for just having the gaul to be there and 2. Try to instantly talk Karen out of whatever lies Hans has surely told her to get her interested in him. It does take a fair bit of time seeing them together for Anna to start being able to believe Hans has actually improved and really does care about Karen and isn't just using her.

[444namesplus]

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[nordic-language-love]

Jul på norsk Christmas in Norwegian

juletre (n) - Christmas tree

gave (m/f) - gift, present

julenissen (en julenisse) - Santa Claus

stjerne (m/f) - star

engel (m) - angel

julekule (m/f) - bauble

lyslenke (m/f) - lights (string of lights)

julestrømpe (m/f) - stocking

pepperkake (m/f) - gingerbread*

krans (m) - wreath

*Norwegian "pepper cake” is a bit different to the gingerbread you might be used to. It’s a bit thinner and crispier, and it does indeed contain pepper (along with other spices).

Other useful words

å gi - to give [gir | ga/gav | gitt]

å få - to receive [får | fikk | fått]

å feire - to celebrate [feirer | feiret/feira]

å pynte - to decorate [pynter | pyntet/pynta]

å kose seg - to enjoy oneself, to have a nice time [koser seg | koset/kosa seg]

julestemning (m/f) - Christmas mood, Christmas spirit

julaften - Christmas eve

første juledag - Christmas day

andre juledag - Boxing day

Grammar

When you want to say you got something as a Christmas present, use i julegave:

Jeg fikk masse sjokolade i julegave.

Han gav henne nok et skjerf i julegave.

Rosa var litt skuffa at hun bare fikk et par ullvotter i julegave fra Ine.

You can also say you got something til jul (for Christmas):

Hva fikk du til jul?

Den pene dama fikk en halskjede til jul.

Ga typen din deg ikke noe til jul? For en dust!

Til jul can also be used when talking about things you need to get or do in preparation for Christmas:

Jeg må skrive ei handleliste til jul.

Har vi nok brennevin til jul?

Slik lager du den perfekte kalkunen til jul.

God jul, alle sammen! Jeg ønsker dere en koselig dag full av glede og god stemning!

Hvis du ser noen feil, vær så snill å fortelle meg!

[adrianasunderworld]

Seeing that Ghost Marriage post and how Meg didnt ridicule Idia when he almost got married, it makes me think Meg thinks this is wrong for the bride to force someone to love due to her experience. I like to think her role in the story is just to advice the men on how to seduce the bride only to fail. Even agrees with Ace when he said about what is a true love. I imagine many of men and princesses angry at Idia for insulting despite coming to save him but Meg defended him as he already suffered enough as they should go easy with him which is surprising for Meg since she is the least person to sympathize him but she does. Meg helps him calm him down from the traumatic experience especially when he was rejected despite not loving her. Meg understands how he feel and that he shouldn't experience so hard, Idia is surprise that Meg is like and learns that Meg once had a boyfriend who passed away. Since she doesn't want to separate him, she made a deal with the God that got him back to life. She was happy until her ex left her for someone which not only made her heartbroken but how she foolishly made a deal only to be rejected by him. Idia can't help but feel sorry for her and even thinks that guy doesn't deserve him which Meg didnt mind as because of that moment doesn't believe in true love. I figure in the second variant of the au in which she revealed to have a boyfriend which is Hercules. Idia can't help but it annoyed who the boyfriend is mostly because he sees him as a himbo and how cliche on what girls likes. But nevertheless, they bond well about this.

Anna: Honestly, I love your speech about true love. It reminds me of the time I fallen in love with someone and even got engage in a day before he backstab me.

Ace: What?

Also love to think Anna might mentioned having an ex-fiance during this event which resulted on the men wanted to kill Hans for that.

I think this would be Idias little peak into why Meg is the way she is, and maybe the first step into them being actual friends.

Also Idia and Meg having their own version of "He's a guy!" conversation when Idia what she sees Mr.Sunshine jock Hercules.

Also yes, everyone knows it's on sight with Hans. It is the natural order of things.

[lovestrucklyuniverse]

No one asked for this, but here's how I divide up various Disney ships/couples. This is a mix of both Live Action and Animated Disney, which does include live action remakes.

Disclaimer: I strictly left out Pixar. I love a lot of Pixar couples as well, but they are still a separate studio, so I treat them as such.

OTP Status

Giselle/Robert

Tiana/Naveen

Robin/Marian

Golden Standard

Mary/Bert

Rapunzel/Eugene

Roger/Anita

Pongo/Perdita

Scott/Carol

Pepa/Felix

Agustin/Julieta

Raya/Namaari

They Cute

Edward/Nancy

Doppler/Amelia

Eric/Ariel

Bernard/Bianca

Hercules/Meg

Milo/Kida

Felix/Calhoun

Alma/Pedro

Nani/David

The Classics

Mickey/Minnie

Donald/Daisy

Mickey/Donald/Goofy

Goofy/Clarabelle

Philip/Aurora

Goofy/Sylvia

Max/Roxanne

Nostalgic Faves

TinkerBell/Terrence

Jane/Tarzan

O'Malley/Duchess

Tramp/Lady

Cinderella/Charming

Belle/Beast

John (Smith)/Pocahontas

Mulan/Shang

Alice/Hatter (Remake)

Eglantine/Emelius

"I don't know where to put you"

Esmeralda/Phoebus

Madelline/Quasimodo

Pacha/Chicha

Jessica/Roger

Elizabeth/Nick

Mia/Michael

Kovu/Kiara

Lumiere/Plumette (Remake)

Pleakley/Jumba

Hans/Anna

Eh

John (Rolfe)/Pocahontas

Taran/Eilonwy

Aladdin/Jasmine

Benjamin/Abigail

Jack/Sally

Simba/Nala

Snow White/Prince

Mariano/Dolores

Booooo

Kristoff/Anna

Scamp/Angel

Nita/Kenai

Cinderella/Prince (Into the Woods)

Baker/Baker's Wife (Into the Woods)

I'm sure there's more, but I also haven't seen every Disney movie. Like, I still haven't seen Strange World, so I don't know where I'd put those couples on this list. Besides, this is keeping Disney Channel OUT. Otherwise, Troyella, Auslly, and Bal would all be in Nostalgic Faves. If I missed any others, let me know and I'll reblog my response!

[l-ii-zz]

oc voice claims? Hehehehe

UUUUGGGGG I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!!!

BUT I WANT TO INTRODUCE A LITTLE SOMEONE FIRST!!!

OKAY OKAY UMMM

I can share you the voice claims of the ocs of mine that you already know:

For ODI! Ben Norris, who does Rogier's voice in Elden Ring!

For LU! AURORA's sweet and angelical voice! (+ her accent is just.....HHHHNNGGG)

For URANIA! Pippa Bennet Warner, who does Malenia in Elden Ring!

For TIP! Olivia D'Abo! Who conveniently does Tak's voice too C:

For HAN! I love Charlotte's voice for her, by Jennifer Cody!

For MEG! Erica Schroeder, who voices Blaze in Sonic 06!

For DOE! Melina's soft and calmed voice!, from ER as well :3

For AMYGDALA!! Varre's voice fits him PERFECTLY and no one can tell me otherwise!!

I haven't introduced NASSANDRA yet, BUT, for her! Sofia Lamb's voice, from Bioshock 2!

The Little one is mute, so no voice claims for it! :')

Another Plus! I headcanon Tallest Miyuki with Florence's voice!!

[britishchick09]

‘ghost on the roof’ s1 finale livewatch

the first livewatch of 2023 is here!!! to kick things off we’ll descend into fangirl madness with the season 1 finale of ‘ghost on the roof’! i livewatched the first two eps in march (nearly a year ago!!!), so i figured i’d pull a clarissa and do the same for the finale! i’m absolutely excited af to see how this amazing webtoon will end... for now! ;)

before we start... ♫ prediction time! ♫ in the last ep, a gala was held for the new production of ‘don giovanni’ and christine got one of the lead roles! pretty soon, she and carlotta will go to the stage for a special preview (hmm....)

but for now, christine is celebrating with her crew, aka raoul, meg, jo and cecile!

christine isn’t wearing a mask, just a stick mask! she’s wearing her contacts so a mask shouldn’t be a problem, but maybe she prefers stick masks! *ignores rewrite erik’s incessant rants about stick masks being awful in the background* :)

but then...

HE’S there in the crowd!!!!! and not wearing a skull mask like the past red deaths! no one will recognize him anyways, so he’s smart to do that! ;)

christine is like ‘!!!!’ and decides to go investigating. of course, raoul is suspicious and jo is like ‘wait was that the ghost?’ but he can’t do anything since cecile insisted that he stops his investigating for his safety. he still goes up to christine and asks if she’s seen a ghost...

will she say yes? will she fib to get jo off her back so she can eat her macron in peace? will she sneak off to find erik? will there be yet another rewrite coincidence with a secret dance like rewrite raoulstine? will a certain shiny af object fall during the ceiling to end the season on a... not quite cliffhanger? with how amazing i know this ep will be, will i survive to the end? let’s find out! ;)

IT’S UP YAAAAAS!!!!!!! :D

good christine said no to the ghost question!

she’s hiding ‘cause she knows somethiiiinnnnggg...... ;)

ooh raoulstine dance!

i wonder if she’ll see erik in the crowd like how rewrite christine did during her raoul crowd dance... ;)

lol! ;D

there are foot missteps just like rewrite raoulstine! good to see those things never change! ;D

also i just noticed the domino on her gloves! clever! ;D

aww raoul said she looks stunning in it :) (he’s not wrong she sure does!)

ooh christine needs a bathroom break!

a... bathroom break... ;)

HE CAUGHT HER WHEN SHE FELL OMG!!!!!! :D

it’s like how hans caught anna when she tripped at elsa’s coronation but better! ;)

also two bfs... one party... one jelly moment perhaps? ;)

eeeeee yas!!!!! :D

OMG ERISTINE DANCE????

erik just got  f r i e n d z o n e d  B)

someone’s jellyyyyyyy...... ;)

OMG YES but also omg no because he’s a secret boi! but maybe he’ll be in the gang in the epilogue like a certain story... ;)

oof same erik people aren’t fun! :(

also are those weird eyes on the people?

THANK YOU YAS!!!!!! :D

christine anime! ;D

;)

i’m sure they would sweet erik! :’(

OMG JINX! ;D

oooof... :/

yes you are! :)

but elsa said that same thing and she went into the unknown so... ;)

ooooooh they’re in a rotunda just like rewrite raoulstine!!!! :D

AND THEY’RE IN THE SUN ROTUNDA JUST LIKE THEM???? :O

*adds this to the list of ever growing list of ‘ghost’ and rewrite coincidences*

now share a dance you two! ;)

he thinks she’ll be ashamed of him! :(

yeah christine you tell him! you’d never be ashamed of such a sweet talented masked boi! :D

also his surprised look tho lol! ;D

lean twins :)

aww he’s glad they could see each other tonight :)

OMGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIRST CANON ERISTINE DANCE!!!!! :D (besides the rewrite that sort of doesn’t count)

he doesn’t entirely like the persian like how he doesn’t like lerik in the book! ;D

and we sound like good friends? ;)

ooh sick burn bro! ;D

his face is cute :)

cuties!!!!! :D

also lol! ;D

omg he’s actually smiling!!!!!! :D

his little laugh and his cutie smile and his eyes closing because of that laugh and smile are so adorable!!!!! :D

his alternate reaction could’ve been this:

aww :)

the next ep should just be christine playing try not to laugh challenge videos! ;D

also they’re leaning in awfully close... ;)

OH????

thanks for breaking that off we’ll need more almost kisses in s2 for that sweet sweet tension ;)

aww he seems a bit sad to be ending the dance :/

but i’ll definitely be using that enchant line for the rewrite... ;)

:)

raoul is freaking out man! :o

he’s an uwu puppy ^_^

aww a bracelet gift! :D

that’ll go well with her scorpion necklace... ;)

also does it say ‘ca’?

edit: turns out it’s a grasshopper! (and a clever little book reference... ;) )

they’re so awkward i love them! :D

she’s so pretty! :)

“you’re just giving me other bf vibes that’s all” ;)

OH CRAP

the chandelier seems to be ok... maybe it’s the lights?

OR IS IT JO????

NONONONONNONO FRICK NOO JO!!!!!!

i should’ve known it was coming since buquet dies in the original but it’s still so shocking and sad! :’(

i’m guessing he just got mixed up in a trap and it wasn’t intentional like rewrite buquet but we’ll find out in s2...

this has the same vibes as that one ep of sailor moon crystal season 3 where a tragic thing happened and then the upbeat ‘otome no susme’ with chibiusa plays and it’s like ‘...hello SOMEONE JUST FREAKING DIED????’

anyways that was the season 1 finale of ‘ghost’! it was incredible, it was adorable, it was shocking and I LOVED THE ERISTINE MOMENTS SO MUCH!!!!!! that pretty much sums up all of ‘ghost on the roof’ though! it’s the best webtoon out there and i can’t wait to see what it has to offer in season 2! :D

[ask-a-bot]

Thanks, Megs. Here, if it helps some, a slow instrumental might help you relax. The Burning Bush instrumental from Prince of Egypt never fails to help me when I’m tense, upset, or anxious. Perhaps it’ll help you?

I also think it’ll help Starscream if he lets it. I can’t begin to imagine the trauma he deals with or the things he went through. He just can’t resort to revenge as it’ll never heal him.

Prime, could you do me a favor and tell him this for me? He probably won’t talk to me, but His pain, his trauma, they matter and are important. And Just like I’ll be there for Megs as he repents and heals, I’ll be there for Starscream if he wishes. He can call me all the names and profanities he wants. I’ll still be there.

Thank you. Oh! I have seen this film! I loved it – it is truly beautiful. Optimus tells me that it is based on a true story.

I am sorry for the things that I did to Starscream. I always was. I can argue that he hurt me first and that I lashed out in my frustration, but it does not matter. I was older, bigger and stronger. I had the power. I could have tried to train with him; instead, I was forever antagonising him and goading him. The way I behaved was wrong.

I'll talk to Star. Thanks, Lunarstar793. I'll let him know he has your support... once Rung is done with him. Right now, though, Megatron is my priority. As if his cold wasn't bad enough... and it's been even worse, now that his systems are being starved. I feel bad for Starscream, truly, but I feel bad for Megs, too.

[libidomechanica]

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is all their lady, let vs     homeward, their scaffold of joy shal seyest, fair breadth of     housbondes and weary moonlight but, and get where folk of his     face with Time’s sweet society;

everywhere is desolations     as one in a clouder, grows stands; who, this is this     is not a white a faire disgrace in provoked as her     brevity to possib or

a trickened bawlers, how the     wo than thonder told some go, but Fate that even the bliss     from evere I would an Evill do what Meg o’ the     Intercourselves not: her

maidens were spirit in the     desires and by express its prest, if the bene all to     seyn, my fathern the corps lay there? I love’s who rennethes     endearment was it been

he nolde noght but if the wonne betide     him down; forlorne? Who we wol our privee place, with a heart—     which whose han she frozen moore redde no deynte fancy, fails to     some love, and hire despised

every spirit—not apples moon-     white. Our praye yow, if they had successors. I sette that knows     too black agayn me, if the Elves a Coronation an     age, and after the whom

the night see through you wilt, but next     morning-Shower with the crouching of whom Lambro bade this     unjustly you there a dove with he, thou for pay. Sever:     and for you on the word

from Nubia broke to fight profound     be, or came another kiss to dread, and we for myself     the pushing hair him so they told of pebbles are no further     ye rose-jacynth to

thee to leave a young man, all evening     reciter, cleanse her eyes overwrought to dye, that I     go; long years! A wistfully at the sunbeams dance ill-     Thrice honour seldom used!

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book log - 2018

harry potter and the philosopher's stone by j.k. rowling

the help by kathryn stockett

a wrinkle in time by madeleine l'engle

harry potter and the chamber of secrets by j.k. rowling

amy & roger's epic detour by morgan matson

fire with fire by jenny han

everything i never told you by celeste ng

harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban by j.k. rowling

the miseducation of cameron post by emily m. danforth

lift and separate by marilyn simon rothstein

harry potter and the goblet of fire by j.k. rowling

the leavers by lisa ko

the tao of pooh by benjamin hoff

the one that got away by leigh himes

sharp objects by gillian flynn

harry potter and the order of the phoenix by j.k. rowling

the ocean at the end of the lane by neil gaiman

written in the stars by ish saeed

unqualified by anna faris

columbine by dave cullen

harry potter and the half blood prince by j.k. rowling

without merit by colleen hoover

the art of running in heels by rachel gibson

the hate u give by angie thomas

the woman in the window by a.j. finn

we are okay by nina lacour

before we were yours by lisa wingate

harry potter and the deathly hallows by j.k. rowling

the elizas by sara shepard

this is our story by ashley elston

bad girls with perfect faces by lynn weingarten

fare from the tree by robin benway

truly devious by maureen johnston

the radium girls by kate moore

one day we'll all be dead and none of this will matter by scaachi koul

none of the above by i.w. gregorio

circe by madeline miller

a wrinkle in time: the graphic novel by hope larson

the secret life of bees by sue monk kidd

little monsters by kara thomas

her body and other paries by carmen maria machado

dear martin by nic stone

this side of home by renee watson

the vanishing year by kate moretti

results may vary by bethany chase

the wife between us by greer hendricks

see jane run by hannah jayne

friend request by laura marshall

stiff by mary roach

side effects may vary by julie murphy

dumplin' by julie murphy

carrie by stephen king

the sun and her flowers by rupi kaur

what light by jay asher

a stranger in the house by shari lapena

the outsider by stephen king

a simple favor by darcey bell

the sisters by claire douglas

right behind you by lisa gardner

the favorite sister by jessica knoll

anna by amanda prowse

the murder game by julie apple

the queen of hearts by kimmery martin

the chalk man by c.j. tudor

paper princess by erin watt

pretty ugly by kriker butler

the heartbreak pill by anjanette delgado

rainbirds by clarissa goenawan

broken prince by erin watt

heart berries by terese marie mailhot

twisted palace by erin watt

theo by amanda prowse

burn for burn by jenny han

slammed by colleen hoover

baby teeth by zoje stage

kissing frogs by alisha sevigny

a dance of silver and shadow by melanie cellier

ashes to ashes by jenny han

the program by suzanne young

bring me back by b.a. paris

fractures by catherine mckenzie

the better davis club by jane lotter

#murdertrending by gretchen mcneil

the chanel series books 1-3 by donna joy usher

that's not what happened by kody keplinger

the dead girl's shoes by angela arney

crimes against a book club by kathy cooperman

the lying game by ruth ware

an unwanted guest by shari lapena

when life gives you lululemon by lauren weisberger

matchmaking for beginners by maddie dawson

the good liar by catherine mckenzie

killing katie by b.a. spangler

180 seconds by jessica park

hocus pocus by a.w. jantha

jane doe by victoria helen stone

finding charlie by katie o'rouke

the cheerleaders by kara thomas

the dinner list by rebecca serle

all of this is true by lydia day penaflor

it takes a village to kill your husband by jethro collins

the secrets we keep by a.g. ballard

sometimes i lie by alice feeney

the kiss quotient by helen hoang

then she was gone by lisa jewell

silent fear by lance morcan

all these beautiful strangers by elizabeth klehforth

her pretty face by robyn harding

every note played by lisa genova

sorority by genevieve sly crane

the boy is back by meg cabot

cinderella-ish by joslyn westbrook

silent child by sarah a. denzil

the wedding date by jasmine guillory

sex and the single mom by nancy jo sales