#hammedburger

[un-pearable]

this being the mallow pose for when they win a fight is so funny. congrats on killing that guy little dude here’s the world’s BIGGEST hamburge r

[b-blushes]

stupidest craving of mine is Burger. allergic/intolerant to literally every single ingredient unless it was made with a wheat free bun with no sauce on it and then that's just a. piece of bread.

[dragonchomperz]

Went to a local punk show today !! It was cool :o) lotta cool people there, I had fun!

[disasternoj]

Me at that delicious hog you swnt me

!!

[npdbenrey]

hold baby like hammedburger

[theogclownboy]

Hammedburger:(

?

[basicallychasefanpage]

hello mcdonalds can i get a hammedburger

sir this is a The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal.

[glynjohnsfurcoat]

i’m trying to eat my famous california hammedburger can someone get this east coast harlot to put on a shirt

[business-burd]

I cannot believe my sense of humor is this bad now.

[anatomical-puppet]

I simply wish to hold Heartless like the hammedburger. Is that too much to ask

[naivejacob]

my buddy @hammedburger and I finally got around to playing lego indiana jones approx. 10 years after we said we would. 

[spookyboywhump]

I would like to gently hold zanders face like the common hammedburger

Hammedburger,,,,,,

Zander deserves to have his face gently held. I think it would make him happy

[extraspectrumed]

Recap 7

Recaps 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6. This recap picks up after the Human M!A concludes and Remnant retreats back under the shrine.

◉ The askers use some prior-learned knowledge to harass Vampa about his species, and he briefly informs the askers that selkies are critically endangered last time he checked the wiki on them.

◉ Phae demonstrates how little he cares about seeing other versions of himself.

◉ Phae lightly touches on the topic of ‘graying’ before an asker makes a poor decision and Phae decides to commit a felony.

◉ An anon learns that Phae’s cape is weighted in quite possibly the worst way.

◉ In the process of deescalating the situation, Pink is thrown out a window, and Phae is tackled to the ground in time out.

◉ Phae reveals that he’s OLD and starts talking about literally being a parasite, which he elaborates on soon after.

◉ Phae reminisces about destroying the bridge at the start of the game. Yes, it WAS cool actually.

◉ Rat Phae.

◉ Rat Phae: Held Gently Like HammedBurger Edition.

◉ Phae elaborates on his prior hosts somehow, despite still being a rat.

◉ In trying to kill Phae or something, Risky gains a new pet! After talking about beans for a bit, she informs the askers that the picnic is in a week’s time!

◉ We cut back to Prayer, who’s staring at the ocean pensively with a head full of recovered memories. She reveals that the one that shattered all of the shapes in the underwater city, including herself, was none other than the guardian... due to an error that she committed under duress.

◉ Prayer talks about ‘The Siren’s Code’, a set of laws that all sirens follow.

◉ Prayer talks about her moms before vaguely stating what she and Gin intend to do. Soon after, She and Remnant have a heart to heart before the focus shifts...

◉ ... To BIRTHDAY CAKE babey! Also remember Pink? Yeah, she finally hits the ground what is presumed to be hours later.

[irljimmy]

IM SO LONELY I NEED SOMEONE TO GO GET HAMMEDBURGER WITH ME