#haliarious

[arckiaym]

babe wake up, new legundo

regeneration dance (now with skirt!!)

[malka-lisitsa]

I never actually shipped Stefrine just bc I never cared about it past a plot point tbh, but I've been following you for a while now and I wanted to say that Stefrine is my tvd OTP now because of you. Between your headcanons, the way you write Katherine's thoughts, and your threads with your Stefan collection you really gave the ship a depth I didn't notice before. (Ive watched tvd all the way through twice) but after you? I see it so clearly now. Stefrine OTP.

I NEED A MINUTE TO PROCESS.

Ok now that I've had this in my drafts for an hour so I could cry and hyperventilate in peace-

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY YOU DONT EVEN KNOW. Im really really really glad I could write something with my COLLECTION OF STEFANS LMFAO that made you actively care about them as a pairing honestly. Its such a powerful feeling to be able to shift someone's view of a character or a ship through writing. Im really glad that you enjoy it. I couldn't do it without my Stefan collection though, so shout out to my bois-

@ripper-royalty @bunnyblooded @sah1x1s @underyourspcll @nighthcwling

and the rest of you Stefans that have yet to- WRITE WITH ME YOU COWARDS (affectionate)

[ifyougochasingrabbits]

( Y'all, I'm hollering at your tags on White's smash or pass. 😂 )

[wowitscoldoutpt2]

I keep forgetting that homophobic people are real lmao omg

And then I come across homophobes or people who claim to be Christian to be homophobes and I'm just like "hello how are you real???"

[munebat]

Genloss spoilers

The genloss stream was awesome! Charlie was fucking haliarious and awesome but I love how it got scary or like creepy at times and the glitching was so good

[bedpissercastiel]

im haliarious

[aj-artisan]

Berty is epic , holds my breakfast in the morning , I hit gold with this one 😄😄#artisan #artisanchef #geek #geekguy #breakfest #coffee #awesome #antique #fixingdesk #draws #woodwork #funny #haliarious #bestvalentine #valentinesday #chocolateday (at Gauteng)

[grigori77]

REASONS TO LOVE Netflix’ The Sandman series

WARNING!!!  If you haven’t watched it (particularly if you haven’t read the graphic novels, although it’s not essential for enjoying it) there are potentially some serious spoilers coming up here, so be warned ...

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Neil Gaiman basically shepherded the whole thing in, so this is VERY MUCH EXACTLY what he always intended a Sandman series to be.  Long may he remain on the show, because this is about as perfect as a TV series can get, especially an adaptation of SUCH A BELOVED PROPERTY as this ...

Tom Sturridge is PEAK casting genius.  Not only is he spectacularly spot-on with Dream’s speech and mannerisms, but he just LOOKS like the character stepped right out of the comic pages.

But I also love how, while the series IS about the Dream King himself, he’s not necessarily the main, DOMINANT character here.  Sure, in the first half of the season (essentially adapting volume one, Preludes & Nocturnes) it’s very much about his imprisonment, escape and the subsequent battle for him to regain his powers and kingdom, but EVEN HERE there are times he’s more like a supporting player in his own story, letting other characters into the spotlight, especially in the second half when the show adapts volume two (The Doll’s House), when it becomes far more about Rose Walker ...

Speaking of which, Rose is FANTASTIC.  Kyo Ra is a sweetheart and her Rose is adorable and lovely and just the purest cinnamon roll and must be protected at all costs.

Matthew the Raven.  OMG Patton Oswalt.  I knew right away he was gonna be great in this but he surapassed all my expectations as one of my very favourite characters.

The relationship between Dream and Lucienne is PERFECT.  She respects her boss immensely but is not prepared to put up with his shit for a MICROSECOND, and if that means letting him dangle to prove a point she’s gonna do it.

So what if John Constantine is genderbent?  Jernna Coleman’s always AWESOME and she just GOT the character.

Episode 6, The Sound of Her Wings.  Sweet mercy that is a PERFECT HOUR of television right there, completely flawless.  In a season that’s already pretty legendary in its faithfulness, this note-perfect transplant of Gaimain’s flawless writing is a solid gold JOY to experience.

Kirby Howell-Baptiste as Death ... OH MY GOD.  My girl was brought to life with flawless perfection, I’m a happy puppy after this.

The Corinthian.  Boyd Holbrook’s another example of perfect casting here, and the rogue nightmare is a PERFECT Big Bad for this first season ...

Lucifer ... yeah, I love Tom Ellis in the show as much as anybody, but Gwendoline Christie is GOLD.  She just GOT the role, clearly.

The duel in hell is AWESOME.  Perfectly done.

Merv Pumpkinhead!  Mark Hammil ladies and gentlemen!  The man can do no wrong.

The Diner Experiment in Episode 5 gave me CHILLS.  That was as close to the perfect nightmare that scenario could have gone, but thankfully without going QUITE as far as it did in the comic.  THAT might have been a bit TOO MUCH.

While we’re there, David Thewlis’ John Burgess is a fantastically complicated and enjoyably HUMAN supervillain, and you’re never quite sure if he’s ENTIRELY WRONG, which worries me greatly.  As it should ...

Also Charles Dance once again proves he’s incapable of delivering a bad performance.

Cain and Abel are a darkly comic delight.

Stephen Fry as Gilbert!  YAY!!  Love that man in everything, he was born to play Fiddler’s Green in human form.

I loved how they got the motley collection of misfits in the Cape Kennedy B&B absolutely right.  Hal, Barbie and Ken, Chantal and Zelda, I love you all, you’re adorable.

Yay!  Martin Tenbones!  Looking forward to seeing him again when they do A Game of You in one of the later seasons.

The “Cereal” Convention.  Haliariously funny in a jet black way guaranteed to get your skin crawling too ...

Desire and Despair.  Sure, they’re only in this a little bit, but like Death I’m looking forward to seeing more of them in the future, they’re both spot-on.

The Gault and the way she protects Jed despite being a nightmare, that’s so wonderful.  I love the idea that a constructed creature can try to be something other than it was intended to be, just like the rest of us.  Gaiman is so spectacularly deep.  And then we get that beautiful payoff at the end of the season where Dream’s learned his lesson and lets her change for the better ...

This whole season is just pitch-perfect in the visual effects and the sound and the music and the design and the wayit’s shot and cut.  It’s a feast for the eyes and I’m glad Netflix were willing to spend the money to let Neil realise his vision without restraint.

Netflix, this is PERFECT.  Give us a full series, let Neil do the entire story through to the end, no matter if it takes more than your holy three seasons to do it.  This is TOO GOOD for you to NOT let him do it ...

[fillinforlater]

It took me awhile. But when I read the name of your minju fic. I found it haliarious.

I don't know how it got to me, so I was scared that I might be copying someone. But yeah, I find this stupid pun funny as well :)

[r1ngfinger]

edgar: heehoo scary podcast make tje happy machine go brrrrrr

our Brain: hey yknow wjat wouod he cool , wohat would je fickin haliarious,

edgar: whatmst

our brain: wha5 if we took the main character of this podcast but made him Constantly Hypomanic :)

[allbookedupp]

Current Favorite Podcast

• SHE Podcast with Jordan Lee Dooley

- 30 minute to 1 hour episodes about self worth, a balanced lifestyle, and faith

• The Potterless Podcast

- a grown man reading through the Harry Potter books for the first time

• Almost Famous with Ben Higgins & Ashely I

- Both of the Host were formerly on the bachelor series and they talk about life, relationship, and current bachelor seasons on tv

• The Morning Toast

- THE “millennial podcast” Claudi and Jackie go through the fast 5 stories you need to know before you take a bite of your morning toast. It’s haliarious and gets you caught up on all the big news of the day .

[pokedrawss]

So this I got from youtube idk if it's bad to post this but if it is someone post to me right away if it is but the point is ITS HALIARIOUS

[mostly-void-partially-song]

having a queue set up is haliarious because it seems like im sober rn 💖

[donquality]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY To My Guy @martinlawrence This Guy Brought ALOT OF LAUGHTER To My Life 💯 💯 💯 💯 . . . . . "DonDesigns" Showing Love To @martinlawrence On His Birthday DonQuality Style . . . . . "DonQuality Images" #DonPhotoz #DonDesigns #DonEdits #DonPhotography #knowthename #TrustTheProcess #visionary #visualsoflife #editor #lifeisbeautiful #martin #martinlawrence #comedian #comedy #actorlife #actor #entertainer #movie #moviestar #funny #haliarious #blackexcellence #laugh #badboysforlife #badboys #dopeedits #dope #pics #laughing #working . . . . . DonQualified!!!🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 (at New York, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DwO7CpZB3/?igshid=1wjt6mtycfg80

[nerbstheword]

Can I talk about my school?

My school is easily the worst school I've ever attended.

I get called "retarded" for having autism, a "nazi" for having German heratige and a "racist" for no reason other than being white by a fellow student who happens to be Jamacian-Canadian. The school does nothing even after several people say she does this crap.

She spreads rumors about me being a gay prostitute at school during my lunch break and about how my entire family are secretly neo-nazi cultists. The school does nothing.

She makes death threats towards me and my family. The school does nothing.

I write her a letter, and put it in her mailbox. It was a respectful, polite letter, asking her to stop before we contact the authorities. She tells the school it is a death threat in disguise. I get suspended immidiately.

A white student is accused of saying the N-word, and is suspended before anyone could even testify on his behalf. It turned out he never said anything.

A white student jokingly wears a banana peel on his head. The students find this haliarious. The school accuses him of "appropriating culture" of students who wear headscarves and threatens him with suspension.

This ends now. This racist has been peeking into my windows, and I'm going to tell the school. If they don't do anything, I know they're against punishing non-white students for some reason.

[allerod]

“danny boyle quit the new james bond movie because daniel craig would not let him cast tomasz kot as a villain” sounds like a shitpost and Yet

how is 2018 even real