#hairy and fluffy like a teddy bear

[papaue00]

hairy boah for Morgan Monday

[acewritesfics]

Drabble 05 | Alfie Solomons

Request: @/babaohhhriley

Word Count: 206

Warnings: None

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“For a man who looks scruffy and comes across as tough, you’re a giant teddy bear, Alfie Solomons.” Y/N says as she wraps her arms around him as though he’s a giant teddy.

“Only for you,” he says leaving a kiss to her head, his scruffy beard scratching against her skin. "Only you're allowed to cuddle me like a teddy bear."  

“We can’t have everyone else finding out how much of a softy you are,” she adds, teasingly.   

“You’re lucky I love you so much.” He moves his hands to cup her face. He tilts her head backwards.  

“I love you too, Mr Solomons,” she smiles. “But have you ever considered shaving?”  

He looks at her like she’s lost the plot, ��Have I ever considered shaving? You said you love my beard and the way it tickles your skin. What the fuck are you on about? Have I ever considered shaving?” he lets out a scoff at the end of his little rant and rave.   

“I’m going to take that as a no,” she continues to smile, taking no offense to his offense.  

“Teddy bears are hairy,” he scoffs again.  

“Teddy bears are furry my love,” she chuckles. “Just like you, my furry, fluffy teddy bear.” 

[dissvicious]

Killers hairy chest is so awww 🥰🥰🥰 like a big teddy🐻

Thanks!!! I like my men how I like my bears, fluffy, strong, fictional and far away from me

[meowburgerz]

BAILEY HEADCANONS!!!!! I AM FUCKING INSANE

HE IS WASIAN!!!!!! CHINESE/BRITISH DO NOT FUCKING FIGHT ME ON THIS.

8 INCHES UNCUT SLIGHT CURVE TO THE LEFT BIG HEFTY HAIRY BALLS. THICK ASS PUBES. SUPER FUCKING VEINY.

he uses the same cologne everyday no matter what. it went off sale like 8 years ago. he gets it specially made.

started smoking when he was like 15. would sneak out of the youth ward just for a smoke.

he trims his body hair but that's it. theres so much of it he kinda just gave up. very hygenic though

needs a white noise machine to sleep, he doesnt like dead silence.

speaking of sleep. he has pretty silk pyjamas and a fluffy sleeping mask and a cute teddy bear. it is called bailey jr.

bad habit of talking to himself when hes alone!!! if you walk by his office you can hear him muttering a bunch of shit

played a gameboy ONCE because an orphan asked him ever so nicely to finish a hard level for him. it was literally this

EVERYONE GATHER ROUND BAILEY IS PLAYING MARIO!!!!

hes ambidextrous. can write backwards upside down right to left YOU NAME IT. smart smart man

he hid every photo of him as a kid. he had a late growth spurt so he used to be realllyyyyyy tiny

stupid idiot bisexual man (self indulgent)

he has persistent back problems but he plays it off pretty well... you may or may not hear a click when he stands up 😰

REALLY FUCKING SMART. sort of a given. but hes smarter than u think. x10. +6. x10 again

CUTENESS AGGRESSION. he loves cats but he gets so sjgkhlslskskfkfks whenever he sees one. has to physically stop himself from squeezing it

one (1) sharp tooth. canine on one side. when he smiles he looks evil cuz of it. adorable

he always has the latest phone and struggles to use it. max volume max brightness uses one finger to type leather wallet case. oh my god.

beautiful joined up handwriting. looks like it was done with a luxury fucking feather pen

loves good food. huge foodie. passes the cafe and thinks hrrn. i shouldnt buy another cream bun. (blacks out) he got another cream bun.

orphans using modern slang around him. in 2021 the kids kept calling him sus imposter and he nearly exploded with rage

has recieved SO many bottles of baileys alcohol as presents. he doesnt mind it thou

deep ass guttural fucking laugh. whole room vibrates. you are shaking. he is full of glee

LOVES LEGO. his shelves in his flat are filled with intricate lego builds. mostly star wars related because theyre huge and complex and he loves to challenge himself

cries watching animal rescue videos. tbh

cares more about animals than people, why else would he be so apathetic!!!!!!!

[butmakeitgayblog]

Have you ever noticed how hairy Alicia's arms are?? I like it, she is such a small fluffy teddy bear with of course gray beautiful eyes))

I mean... no I haven't noticed but I'm good with it? 🥴 she's my seccy lil mammal 🥰

[elafranco2024]

I love his natural body! His hairy legs and arms.

My baby is so beautiful. Soft and fluffy like a teddy bear.

[onsunnyside]

So we all know about wolf hybrid Bucky but have you considered Grizzly hybrid Ari he’s so beefy and big and a little bit hairy too so it makes sense and if in the winter he bulked up more for mating season and has a little bit of a tummy too but he’s still built so he looks absolutely massive. him being naturally protective of you because your so small. Him letting out deep growls and chuffs holding the scruf of your neck with his teeth so he can hold you down as he makes you take him all. But you love it how he’s so much more massive then you how he can kill you with one squeeze of his huge hand around your throat. But we all know Ari is your big scary teddy bear

oh my, I don't know if I've ever read grizzly hybrid! fics but one with ari 😳 just a big beefy hairy 'feral' man (not tarzan!Steve ofc, but similar vibes)

mhm I bet he's a very smart CEO, top of the food chain kind of fella. he's one of the most eligible bachelors of the city, and when the public sees him walking around with you, such a small little thing hanging off his arm like a damn kitten, they go crazy !! this bulked up, hairy, thick and muscular as hell man is currently courting a quiet shy woman (or who knows, maybe you're the soft little heir to a successful hotel chain bc imagine the sweet little rich girl spoiling her *richer and built-like-a-tank boyfriend) oh and his lil bit of tummy !! he's soft and hard in all the right places, always smelling so good, wearing his expensive custom suits and lifting you over puddles like a gentleman 😭 his nickname would need to be bear, I don't make the rules but I do sometimes

don't get me started on mating season: everyone notices the difference in his body and his attitude, and how you're around way more often for ✨reasons✨. do not do it or I will start a new au.

if this was a dark au, it'd be a HCV kind of hierarchy but hybrids run the world, but I would love to keep this soft/fluffy/filthy/nasty

[teeth-farie]

Pussy hc let’s go

Asra

fluffy pubes- trims it down short but it tends to get a little tuft spot in the middle of his mound that he keeps cause it looks cute

His clit is about average size but gets a little bigger when he’s worked up- excellent to tease since it’s so sensitive

His vagina is more narrow and shorter, so he can’t take a lot- about 4 inches max- but he is quite the size queen when it comes to anal

Needs both internal and external stimulation to have a powerful orgasm, but can get off fine with one or the other too (a squirter when he’s got dual stimulation)

Gets moderately wet, so have some lube handy

Julian

MAXIMUM hair, I’m talking full bush of wiry red pubes. They get damp with discharge the more he gets turned on

Long tdick, not really on the thick side. Extremely sensitive and need it touched to cum. It pokes past his pubes and just begs to be teased

He starts off moderately tight, but loosens up really quickly the more he’s played with- can take quite a lot (another size queen) and likes to pride himself on how wide he can stretch

Gets insanely wet at the drop of a hat, it’s almost laughable if he wasn't constantly ruining his pants (can and will squirt if edged enough)

Nadia

she trims herself and experiments with different styles- if she was ten years younger she would have gone with a landing strip but now she appreciates just a neat trim to the bush

Average sized clit though starts out smaller/hidden under her hood if she’s not aroused. She needs more stimulation to cum from clit stimulation (like a vibrator or mouth- fingers are good for teasing but not climax)

Pretty average when it comes to how much she can take- 5 is her usual limit but if she’s worked up to it she could take 6.

Has a bit of trouble getting wet despite whether or not she’s aroused, so lots of lube is needed (and gives you the excuse to experiment with stimulating lubes)

Has not squirted before and it’s hard to make her

Muriel

If you thought Julian was hairy, wait until you get a look at this teddy bear! He’s got a wild bush and you’ve gotta part the hair to see him in his full glory, but it’s worth the extra care and effort

Fattest tdick and SUPER sensitive, though still gets kind of hidden under his pubes. Twitches a lot when he gets aroused

He can take a lot and can be easily fisted. He gets the loosest and pretty wet, though it helps to have some lube handy of course.

He can get off on internal stimulation alone but it’s not as intense of an orgasm as it would be with external stimulation as well

(He squirted once and thought he peed for a while until you told him what happened)

Portia

Another full bush, doesn’t bother trimming that often but does like a bit of freshening up

Her clit is on the bigger side, but hides under the hood- you have to push back the hood to see it and it just gets more plumped up when she’s turned on

She can take an average amount, though she prefers things on the smaller side so she won’t be as sore the day after (she’s a busy working woman!)

She tends to get really wet, so lube isn’t necessarily needed

Can and will squirt literally any time- though it’s more powerful of a spray when she has internal stimulation

Lucio

hates the feeling of hair- he goes full Brazilian wax

To his own upset his tdick is actually rather small, though still very fun to be play with (cough cough clit pumps)

He likes to think he’s a size queen but it takes some intensive prep to get him to that point- but still very rewarding in the end

Gets pretty wet but dirty talk gets him even wetter- you can feel him get slicker the more you talk

Couldn’t squirt before but because his new alive body is so sensitive it takes him by surprise

[tiktowafel]

Saw you were doing class 1b headcanons

Could you do one for for jurota, maybe?

has 4 adorable younger siblings. they're all very hairy and very polite

kinda an out of touch rich kid

canonically has a very verbose way of speaking and refers to his classmates with sir/miss

probably a grammar nazi

(he's pretty similar to Iida i think)

Does Not Understand Today's Youth (Tsuburaba titled him "the class boomer" and Shishida has no idea what that means. like he was NOT born between 1946 and 1064, what is that guy even talking about??)

canonically loves napping

can fall asleep just about anywhere if he wants to

however he's not allowed to do it in the common room because he snores like a bear

huge history nerd. i can't stress this enough

wherever you're from, he probably knows your country's history better than you do

listens exclusively to classical music AND metal

obviously he refuses to admit that he likes metal because it doesnt fit his image lol

has played chess since he was a kid and now he's ridiculously good at it

he's the "ah i see you're going for the bulgarian somersault" guy. the one who puts people off playing chess by knowing all the opening names and predicting his opponents every move

the only person in the class who ever managed to beat him at chess is Fukidashi because you can't predict the moves of someone who has no idea what he's doing.

his fur is very soft because he spends huge amounts of time caring for it

sadly, despite being basically a human teddy bear, he's not a very affectionate person. no hugs from fluffy beast man :(

the only people in the class who have cuddling privileges are Rin (because he's cold blooded) and Setsuna (because she tricked Shishida into thinking she's also cold blooded)

speaking of Rin, Shishida considers him his best friend

he also has a pretty good relationship with Shiozaki

and an hilariously bad one with Kamakiri. these two guys are MORTAL ENEMIES they CAN'T stand each other's presence and they argue on EVERY chance they get

pretty everyone in the class finds their arguments entertaining because they ARE entertaining. like it's always the same thing. kamakiri being ridiculously annoyed by shishida's overly polite demeanor and shishida fruitlessly trying to teach kamakiri proper manners. if class 1b had a spinoff their rivalry would be a running joke

[startistdoodles]

Ok but beta arceus looks like a cream puff sooo if pop arc is fluffy he obviously brushes it down. And giritina is a worm boi but maybe hes like a hairy catipillar🤔🤔

I feel like that’s very in-character for Arceus, he would absolutely keep his fur nice and smooth.

AND OH like those orange and black caterpillars!! My family always called them ‘teddy bear caterpillars’, idk what you guys call em but they’re these guys!

That’s such an adorable idea, especially for a baby Giratina xD Just tiny and fuzzy!

[lu-undy]

Cats sometimes bring rats or bugs for "gift" to their hoomans.. So Pearl brings Lu a rat proudly and he terrifies. Is it okay for a request?

Here it is!

"Lu'? I'm home!" 

"Finally!" A voice answered from the kitchen. "I was starting to worry…!"

Mundy removed his shoes and his coat before going to his lover in the kitchen. 

"What's cookin'?" He asked, and a smile appeared on his lips, only because the sight of his lover brought peace to him. Lucien was wearing a white shirt with his sleeves rolled up to his elbows, and a dark blue pair of trousers. He had an apron laced around his thin waist.

"Not even a hello or a 'how are you' ? I am starting to think that you prefer the food over me." Lucien joked as he was busy stirring something in a saucepan. Mundy came behind him and gently kissed his cheek from behind as he hugged him. “Here, taste this for me please.” Lucien raised the wooden spoon to his own lips first to gently blow on it before moving it to Mundy’s pouting lips.

"Well, what can I say? Not only it tastes amazin’, but it also smells bloody good." Mundy rested his chin on Lucien's shoulder as he watched him cook, his arms still laced around the thin waist he loved.

"The food or me?" 

"Stop actin' jealous… I'm talkin' about both." Mundy added a few more kisses down Lucien's neck and the Frenchman started laughing. "You ticklish, jealous, gorgeous doll of a man…" 

Lucien put the wooden spoon he was holding aside and turned to Mundy, splaying his hands on his chest. He was smiling wide, looking up to the reason his heart was beating so fast.

"How was work today?" 

"Not too bad…" The tall Aussie bent down to kiss his lover's lips. "But I'm happy to be back home. Been missin' you."

"So have I. Do you mind laying the table, please? The soup will be ready any minute now." 

"Sure." They exchanged a smile and Mundy got to work, coming and going from the kitchen to the living-room and vice versa. "Oh, let me put more water for Pearl." 

Mundy noticed that the cat's water bowl was empty. He took it off of the floor and filled it again. 

"Meow!" 

The fluffy white feline entered the kitchen and trotted to Mundy. When she reached him, she stood on her back legs, meowing and asking for attention.

"Hey, baby… Here, more water for you." 

"Meow!"

"Yeah, I know, c'mere…" Mundy crouched down to carry her in his arms. "Been missin' Dad, eh?" He scratched her and kissed her, standing back up.

"Meow…!" Perle leaned on his shoulder and purred, half-closing her deep blue eyes.

"Yeah, I know, baby, I know. Did she have dinner already?" He asked Lucien.

"Oui, she did." Lucien answered as he served the soup in two bowls.

"Alright, want a treat then?" Mundy went to a cupboard and opened it before his hand dived in a jar. 

"Meow…" Perle raised her head as she recognised the melody that usually preceded a treat. 

"Here, baby cat." He put it in front of her mouth and she gladly ate it. "Yeah, good girl, good baby." Mundy kissed her. 

"Dinner is ready, mon amour." 

[My love]

"Oh, Dad's dinner's ready. You go and be a good girl, yeah?" Mundy crouched down and released her. Perle trotted straight to the French window and politely sat down. That was her way of asking to open it. "Wanna go in the garden? Sure, here…" Mundy slid the French window open and the white cloud slithered out.

“You may leave the window open, a bit of fresh air will not hurt.” Lucien said.

“Sure, luv’. Let me take the bowls…” Mundy took them and moved to the living room where he found his lover serving water and wine before sitting down.

“Here, some bread, mon amour.”

[my love]

“Thanks, Lu’. So, what’ve you been up to while I was away?”

The discussion went on as the soup slowly evaporated from their bowls. It wasn’t very cold anymore, winter was gone and spring was well established. Mundy wished it could come faster. He preferred the hot and scorching sun rather than the blue, ice cold weather of winter. Now that he thought about it, he liked ice blue only in one thing, namely, the colour of his lover’s eyes.

“I went to shop for some groceries at the market.” Lucien went on.

“Did you take Pearl with you?”

“Oui, this time she wanted to come along. She behaved very well and managed to resist the urge to jump on the sardines when she saw them.”

“That’s progress I guess.” Mundy chuckled.

“Indeed. So as a reward, I bought her some and fried them for her with a bit of cumin and paprika. She loved it.”

“You don’t need to cook for the kitty, we’re giving her food, and the expensive stuff at that.”

“But wouldn’t you be bored of canned food? It is nice to bring a bit of diversity to her. Besides, she absolutely loved it. I might do it more often.”

“Hold on, you said you bought some fish at the market, right?”

“Oui.”

“Did that fisherman sheila say anythin’ to you again?”

“She might have.” Lucien cocked a smug eyebrow.

“I knew it… Next time, I’ll go with you and if I have to kiss you then and there for her to stop flirtin’ with you, I bloody will!”

“Ooh, how the tables have turned. Back in the kitchen I was the jealous one, but listen to you now, hm?”

“I’m not jealous, she just needs to get it in that thick skull of hers that you’re taken, and that’s that.”

Lucien chuckled and slid his foot under the table closer to Mundy’s, gently brushing his leg against his. 

“I love seeing you jealous like this…” The Frenchman admitted with a lovestruck, lazy grin.

“Yeah, well. I get people, they see you and you’re gorgeous. Nice suit, handsome face and beautiful body too. But they gotta understand that you’re not for takin’. I got my hands on you and I’m not ready to let you go.”

“Neither am I.” Lucien answered. “Go and get a change to be more comfy if you want. I will deal with the dishes.”

“You sure?”

“Oui, go ahead.”

“Might as well take a shower too if that’s ok?”

“Take your time, mon chéri.”

[my darling]

Lucien stood up and started collecting the empty dishes on the table when Mundy pulled him away from his waist to hold him close and kiss him. 

“I’ll be quick, you behave for me, yeah?” Mundy held his chin between his fingers.

“Anything for you, Mundy.” Lucien’s eyes crossed on the Aussie’s lips. They stretched in a smile. The tall man added a quick peck to his lover’s brow and left him. 

Lucien exhaled in a long and longing sigh when his lover disappeared up the stairs before turning to the table and resuming what he was doing. 

Upstairs, Mundy went to the bathroom and started stripping naked as he started the shower. He was standing in nothing but his boxer shorts when he heard a loud and high pitched scream coming from downstairs. Without a second thought and leaving the shower still flowing, Mundy spun on his heels and darted back downstairs. 

“What’s wrong? Lu’?!” 

When Mundy made it in the living-room again, he found Lucien standing up on a chair and leaping to get higher up on the table. 

“What is it?!” The Aussie exclaimed, seeing his lover hunched and scared.

“It’s Perle!”

“What’s wrong with her?” Mundy got closer to the lady cat who was standing at the chair’s foot. 

“She has a mouse in her mouth!” Lucien yelled, terrified.

“Oh…” Mundy started chuckling. “C’mere, show Dad what you got, yeah?”

Perle turned to Mundy and trotted to him before releasing the dead rodent on the floor. Mundy crouched down and petted her head, scratching her repeatedly. 

“Are you not scared?”

“Nah, it’s dead, it’s not gonna run to you, come down, Lu’.”

“Why did she go and get a mouse?!”

“It’s a gift.” Mundy answered.

“A gift?!” Lucien exclaimed.

“Yeah, c’mere, pretty girl, yeah, you did great… Look at Papa…” Mundy chuckled more. “You got him scared, eh?”

“Meow…” Perle’s answer was rolled on her purr. 

“Yeah, he doesn’t really like mice. Next time bring him some flowers, yeah?”

“Meow.”

“A gift...?” Lucien repeated as he landed from the table to the chair and finally the ground.

“Yeah, I guess she was happy ‘cause you cooked her the sardines. She just wanted to say thanks.” Mundy stood back up.

“Mon Dieu…” He put a hand on his mouth. 

“C’mere…” Lucien approached and took a comically long detour around the dead mouse on the floor. Mundy laced an arm around his lover when he finally arrived against him. “I didn’t know you were scared of mice.”

“They are dirty and carry diseases.” Lucien buried his head deeper in Mundy’s bare, hairy chest.

“You shouldn’t have reacted like that to Pearl. Poor baby didn’t understand why you were scared shitless when she brought you a gift.”

“Well, it is a mouse, Mundy, not a bouquet of roses…”

Mundy chuckled. 

“Oh c’mon. You gotta say thanks.”

“Do I? Won’t that encourage her to bring me more dead rodents?”

“It might, but a gift’s a gift. And she went out of her way to hunt down something especially for you. You have to thank her, darl’.”

“Fine…” Lucien crouched down and Perle naturally came to him. He scratched her and heard her purr. “Merci, mon bébé. I am sorry I reacted this way. Now I know that you meant to offer something.”

[Thank you, my baby]

“Meow…”

"Oui, mon bébé. Papa is sorry…” Perle stood on her back paws and Lucien carried her in his arms as he stood back up. “Is there any way I can make it up to her?”

“What about some fish?” Mundy asked and Perle’s head swooshed to him. 

“Meow?”

“Yeah, what if Dad cooked some more fish for you, yeah?”

“Non.” Lucien answered.

“What?”

“I cook the fish, you get rid of the dead mouse... Non, Mundy! What are you doing?! Don’t touch it with your hands! What if it bears the plague?!”

“Oh you sissy, it’s just a mouse…” Mundy picked it up from its tail and went to the French window before throwing it far in the garden. He came back and washed his hands thoroughly. “There, Princess Lu’ can breathe normally now, the mouse is out.”

“Are you sure it will not come back?” Lucien skittishly peeked his head in the kitchen where Mundy was wiping his hands. He held Perle in his arms dearly, like a child does a Teddy bear to bring some comfort.

“Meow!” Perle’s pupils blew wide when she saw Dad open the big white box of cold food and take the fish out of it. “Meow…!”

“Lu’, it was dead. Now unless Medic’s out there experimentin’ on it behind our backs, I don’t think it will come back, nah.”

“You are sure it was dead and not pretending?” Lucien insisted.

“Oh, Lu’!” Mundy stopped what he was doing dead and Lucien hunched his back. 

“What?” He whispered, looking everywhere around him.

“Listen! I think I heard the mouse’s Dead Ringer…” Mundy said before bursting into laughter.

“Mundy…!”

Lucien crouched to free Perle and-

“Oh, what was that for?” Mundy put a hand on his shoulder where Lucien had gently punched him.

“Mocking my Dead Ringer. It was a very precious tool!”

“Oh, come on… Oh-ho, are you that scared?” Lucien had slid to Mundy’s arms and was clinging to his naked skin, sandwiched between the kitchen top and his lover.

“Do not mock me, not only does it carry diseases but it was dead and disgustingly decomposing, ew!” Lucien pulled his nose and winced.

Mundy chuckled and laced an arm around him. 

“Right, stay here stuck to me like a snail while I make the kitty her fish.”

“Meow…” Perle had jumped on the counter and raised her paw to the plate of fresh sardines.

“Perle, non, don’t touch it.” Lucien said.

She brought her paw closer to the fish.

“Pearl…” Mundy added, and the lady cat removed her paw. She sat down and licked her chops repeatedly.

“She listens to you better than she does me.”

“Well, like her Papa…” Mundy started. “She likes authority sometimes.” He put a pan on the stove and started the fire before adding a drizzle of olive oil in it. 

Lucien blushed when he raised his eyes and saw Mundy winking at him.

[sif-the-tsunami]

Ropes and Roses Part 5

Summary: Elizabeth Rosehill is a talented dance instructor and a force of nature that beguiles her famous student. Events in her life, however, have led her to search for more creative ways for her to keep herself afloat. What will she do to keep her dreams secure and what will it mean for her blossoming relationship. This is a very adult story about two people who are moderately terrible at adulting.

Warning: SMUT! unprotected sex (use condom sense, kids) oral (female receiving) slight angst, Dominant woman, willingly receptive to that domination but not quite a sub yet man

Pairing: Henry and OFC (am I doing this right?)

Word count: 1800ish

A/N: If you read it and like it, it would mean a lot to me if you could say something nice!

The air was getting cool and damp as they waited for their driver to pick them up. As a perk of being a performer, Elizabeth was picked up and dropped off each time she came in. The bouncer made a comment reminding her about the rules regarding taking a patron home, but kept to himself when she explained that they knew each other out of the club and he wasn’t a member. The bag she had slung across her back was stuffed with all her costumes and accessories for the evening. Henry offered to hold it for her, she however refused.

“So,” he began, “are there anymore secrets between us?

“There still may be a few. I have to keep you on your toes.” She mused with a raised eyebrow. “Can’t get rid of the entire feminine mystique this early.”

“Truly, we can’t have that, can we?” He watch her carefully, wanting to learn how to read her face. She was kind, compassionate, intelligent, and evidently capable of beating someone to tears. The car pulled up, Elizabeth waved at the large bouncer, and they took off.

“I think I know what you want to ask, but are too polite to do so. No, I do not have sex on stage with the women I perform with. Do I make them orgasm, sure. Usually it is just with a large vibrator. We had found out Olivia can squirt recently and wanted to show off a little.”

“Olivia was your naughty vixen tonight.”

“Yeah, she’s cute, isn’t she. So eager too please too. She is getting married in two months too.” She chatted. “But, just like me, we do this to pay the bills. Liv is an incredibly hard worker, she’s studying to become a neurosurgeon.”

“Good for her.” He answered quietly.

She stopped, wishing that the silence between them was less awkward. She searched for his hand in the dark unsuccessfully. There was a lot going on in his mind.

“Maybe, you should go home to Kal, I’m sure he will miss you if you don’t come home tonight you will break his puppy heart.”

“He will, but he will also be fine. Are you okay? I want to apologize but I don’t know how to process this whole thing. I am furious at Jeremy, he had no right to try and fuck things up for us. I also wish I had known but how do you tell someone that you as just starting to see, ‘Hey, I get paid to beat people.’ There isn’t a greeting card for that one. I don’t want you to mistake me being quiet as me not being alright with what you do. I’m just trying to absorb everything.”

“We’ve had a pretty terrible twenty four hours haven’t we?”

“We have, but maybe we got all of our bad luck out at once?”

“Maybe.” The car slowed down and stopped outside of an apartment building. “Do you still want to come up with me?”

Henry was already out of the car and coming around to open her door before she could finish the sentence. By the time they made it to the elevator he was kissing her neck. The entire ride up they were locked together, Elizabeth pinned to the wall by the massive man. The door chimed letting them off at her floor. She squirmed to try and have him put her down. He shook his head and squat down to pick up her bag, moving her to his shoulder, caveman style, hand on her butt. He only put her down at the door so she could let them in.

As soon as the door shut behind them, his hands were in the process of exploring the beautiful woman in front of him. Until he heard a loud meow. He broke off of their kiss and locked eyes with the biggest house cat he’s ever seen.

“You didn’t tell me you have a cat,” never taking his eyes off of the furry house guardian.

“Oh, don’t worry about him, that’s just Alistair. Like the Dragon Age character.” Elizabeth reached out and proceeded to rub cat behind her ears. “He usually meets me at the door, like a dog only smaller.”

“What the actual fuck, that creature is enormous. Where did you find him?”

“I got him as a kitten at a shelter. They didn’t think he’d get this big, but he’ll keep getting bigger until he’s about two.” The silver and black long haired tabby purred loudly. The woman and the cat briefly touched noses, “He’s my baby boy, I’m just little lady with a giant hairy pussy.”

“A dad joke, right now?” he chuckled. “I think you are the one that deserves a spanking for that, Mistress Bettie.”

“You promise?” Elizabeth bit her lower lip seductively, grabbed Henry’s hand and lead him to her bedroom. “I’ll give you the tour in the morning.”

Her room was surprisingly normal compared to what he was expecting. The bed had an inviting fluffy comforter on it that was dark blue with tiny stars all across the top and a fuzzy underside. It was going to be like sleeping under a teddy bear. There were no accessories in the room that suggested its owner had interesting tastes. Her headboard didn’t even look like someone could be tied to it. They locked lips again and Elizabeth started undressing herself. Her casual outfit they came to her home in was thrown to the side, he started stripping his suit but she stopped him after his coat came off. He kissed her neck lustily as he ran his hands down her torso.

She pulled back from him for a moment, then Elizabeth sat down on the bench at the foot of her bed, exposed except for the knee high socks she had been wearing under her boots.

“Henry, last night you seemed pretty excited about the idea of us.” He walked up to her, she started toying with his belt while looking up at him.

“I still am, in every possible way.” His voice was husky again, he gasped as her hands caressed him through the black fabric of his pants.

“Show me how much you want me, handsome. No, not with this,” she said she fondled him, leaning forward she grazed her lips against his bulge, “Show me with those lips of yours.”

Henry knelt in front of her. She sat up pretty and proper with her legs crossed at the knees, leaning her weight on one hand. He ran his hands up from her ankles, kneading her calves with he strong hands. He never broke eye contact with her as he gently kissed her the shin closest to his face. He moved her legs with the dominance he usually shows his lovers. He kissed, licked and nibbled his way to the apex between her legs before starting over on her other leg. He then grabbed her hips with his large hands and pulled her towards his face. Henry planted delicate kisses around her sweet sex. Without a word, he licked her with the entirety of his broad tongue, then flicked her firmly on her love button. He licked, teased and worshiped the perfect pussy in front of him. Her moans were music to his ears, encouraging him to ravage her further. Her first orgasm he had to earn, Elizabeth didn’t cum easily. He was more than happy to work for it though. As he peaked her pleasure, she grabbed the espresso colored curls and  kept his head in one place, yelling out his name.

Henry looked up at her as the tremors subsided, kissing the inner part of her thigh, “What do you think? Can you tell how much I lust after you. I’ve wanted a taste since I’ve met you.”

He chuckled as all she could muster was an “uh huh.”

“So, beautiful, what now?”  He asked, licking his lips.

“I want you to take the rest of your clothes off and lay on your back.”

“Yes, Mistress.” He replied with a wicked smile.

“You say that now, but you don’t what kind of trouble that will get you into.” she cooed at him. Henry obliged her, slowly removing the rest of his suit.  She sat between his legs after he got on the bed with her. “One day, I promise that I will give you the most earth shattering blowjob you have ever had.”

“Oh yeah?” He mused at her. She started teasing him, having her fingers dance up and down his magnificent manhood.

“Yes, however, I am feeling very selfish tonight.” She rubbed little circles with the precum along the tip. He shifted and inhaled sharply. She swings a leg over him and positioned herself above him, good God was he girthy. “I don’t even know if you’ll fit inside.”

She slid down his length with a throaty moan. She started to ride him, grinding herself against him. They begin to thrust and rock together, Henry losing himself to the pleasures of her body. He pulls her close to him, kissing her deeply to bring them closer. Her moans and whimpers drove him wild. She was the sex goddess of his wet dreams. Without warning, he pulled her hips off of him, and rolled Elizabeth onto her back. He held his weight on his elbows, holding her face with one of his hands. She ran her nails down his back, leaving deep red scratches. He thrust himself into her, losing the ridged control he worked so hard to maintain. Her eyes were tearing up, as soon as he saw, he stopped immediately.

“Oh god, am I hurting you?” he asked breathlessly.

“I’m okay, please don’t stop. Oh fuck, please, don’t stop.” She gasped. With her consent, he pounded himself into her. She arched herself against him in bliss. He felt the trembling start from her core. Eyes rolling back in her skull, her orgasm was sudden and forceful, pushing Henry into the abyss with her. He touched his forehead to hers, spilling himself deep inside of her. Elizabeth’s tears continued to flow freely.

“I’m sorry,” she whispered. “It has been so long… so so long… since I have felt this good.”

Henry kissed her temple, “Don’t apologize, I lost my hold, you just feel so good. Damn, I thought I hurt you.”

He rolled over onto his back. He opened his arm up for her to snuggle up to him, resting her head on his chest, she ran her fingers through his chest hair. She shivered once coming down from her incredible high, causing her to giggle. She asked, teasing him a little, “So was it good for you?”

“Oh, fuck yes.”

“Stay with me tonight?” She asked, in that same small voice he heard that morning.

“Of course, my darling.” They drifted, peacefully,  to sleep in each other’s arms. 

[fromthewifecage]

Can we get some fluffy Kano headcannons ❤️❤️

YES! Yes of course you can, because Kano deserves love too!Thank you very much, hope you like. If not, don’t hurt me (too much, a gentle beating is fine).(I have the 2nd Kuai Liang post coming, it needs much more work so it’s a bit delayed, sorry! And the Bi-Han piece will follow that. Life gets in the way and those two are more complex to write.)

Fluffywuffy Kano headkanons (with some added smut)

You’re his comfort blanket, his teddy bear, someone he can tell his secrets to and be sad, and get cuddles and kisses in return. He loves it if he can hold you in his arms, you stroking his back or running your fingers through his thick chest hair, listening to his woes, with you just listening to him whilst he spills his guts and gets everything out. His parents didn’t care, never listened to him, and everyone sees him as a cruel black-hearted bastard, so when he met you and you took your time to get him to open up and pour out his soul, he knew he’d finally found his special person.

You know that t-shirt Dean Winchester wears that has a bear on it with a ‘I WUV HUGS’ t-shirt? Kano is that bear. He WUVS HUGS. He’s the best hugger EVER. He’ll wrap you in his majestically muscled arms and hold you close, eyes closed and his chin resting on the top of your head, just enjoy holding you and feeling all warm and secure. He’s not doing it to get into your underwear, (though if you’re up for it he’s never going to turn down sex), he’s doing it because HE WUVS HUGS. But don’t tell anyone, actually do, he doesn’t care what other people think.

When he’s out on a mission, he’ll always bring you back a souvenir. He’ll joke that this time it’ll be someone’s heart but the only heart he wants is yours, so he’ll bring back a knife or gun he got by winning an arm wrestle, or a ring he prised off a corpse cos he thought you’d look nice wearing it. When you thank him and smile because he really was thinking of you, he’ll laugh and tell you he’s done it because he knows he’ll get sex in return. Really though, he thinks of you often. But he also wants sex, because he always wants sex.

Kano is your personal cheerleader. He’s easy to talk to and never judges anything you’ve done, past or present (unless it’s joining Special Forces), so you can tell him anything and he’ll give you an opinion heavily weighted in your favour. You wish you’d finished a course/education? You’ll find a letter inviting you to return, fees waived (Kano’s paid them/paid off the debt). You want to learn a skill? Oh look, what a coincidence, someone Kano knows has an opening just for you. You don’t think you can stand up and make that speech? Kano is front row with the biggest grin.

“Over 50 and still a ripper”. Yup, he suuuuure is! So yes, he’s a very active man, he keeps himself in absolutely tiptop condition too defend himself and to take what he wants. He’ll love it if you train with him, and if you can’t keep up/are unable to train then you can sit on his back when he’s doing sit ups, or wrap yourself around him when he’s doing pull ups. It’s likely you’ll both end up naked at this point.

He considers you to be utterly beautiful, no matter what your own opinion on yourself is. Think you have a wobbly tummy? He’ll make sure he spends time praising and kissing it. Hate a scar? he’ll point to his own and tell you how fucking sexy his own scars are, and yours are just as sexy. You’ll end up getting into a scar/mark comparison just like in Jaws between Quint (another sexy bit of rough) and Hooper. He’ll probably start singing too. Just no shark. Well, unless he ever takes you back to Australia.

                                   A bit NSFW after the cut!

As expected, Kano loves to fuck. He’s a big burly hairy man, both in stature and in the trouser department. He’s proud of his dick and will be even prouder if you show it attention. If he’s busy or seems distracted all you have to do is sink to your knees before him and you have his full attention. He absolutely loves you sucking his cock and will be putty in your hands (mouth) if you take your time. He really loves it when you deepthroat him, but if you can’t then he’s not disappointed. He’ll reluctantly shave (he once tried getting a back sack and crack wax. He’s not allowed back after shocking the beauty therapist with his swearing at the pain) so you can suck his balls too, and if you slip a lubed finger or two into his ass he’ll think he’s died and gone to heaven.

He’ll happily return the favour, especially after waking up if you can both spend a lazy morning/afternoon in bed together. He loves hearing you enthusiastically enjoy it when he goes down on you, your whimpers will go straight to his cock and whenever you ask (or beg, he loves it when you beg), he’ll fuck you right into the mattress. He’s a loud and proud lover and he wants you to enjoy yourself too, so will pout if you don’t voice your enthusiasm. If you’re at your place then he’ll be even louder, just to piss off your neighbours. Even if it’s freezing outside (and his Fight Club is in Russia so if you are too, it’s more than likely to be freezing outside) he’ll want the window open so people can hear you fucking, and if you think your bed has moved closer to the wall then you’re probably right, he likes to have the frame slam against the wall with every thrust inside you.

He might be a ruthless mercenary, capable of killing enemies with his bare hands, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have feelings. He’s not The Terminator. At the start of your relationship he’ll keep most of his emotions closed off, but the longer you spend together and the more you share, the he’ll share of himself. He’ll tell you about his godawful parents, how awful his childhood was and how his heart grew cold. he’ll also tell you that you’re one of the few good things he really has, and that he might seem like an unlikable shit, but he’s your unlikable shit.

[derangedroyalfae]

My sweetheart is a cisman (who is on the thicker side) and I love his man tits. I love them so fucking much. Soft and cuddly and squishy. He’s hairy, so fluffy too. It’s like snuggling a giant teddy bear. Bless his wonderful man tits. Bless his cuddly soul and body. This blog is pro man tits.

the phrase “i love men’s tits” lives in my head rent free unfortunately im a lesbian who is largely neutral about men’s tits so i rarely have cause to say it. i’m saying this hoping to inspire those of you who do love men’s tits to express that love

[kolivance]

Lance's naked body against Kolivan's soft fur... He wrapping his legs around Kolivan's body to feel more of his fur brushing against his silky skin, and Kolivan just embrace him in a tight hug... He grinds against Kolivan's crotch and it's like he 's humping a big soft and warm teddy bear, and it's such a good feeling that he just cums right there.

Also, Kolivan’s smell is so strong and yet delicate? The strong smell is when they’re doing the nasty stuff, the delicate smell from the shampoo. When they get back on space mall Lance buys him a special shampoo and conditioner and his fur gets extra soft and shiny, everyone notices but they don’t talk about it. Lance loves giving him a bath, scrubbing Kolivan’s fur gently. Kolivan on the other hand hates taking baths (like the kitten he is) but he enjoys the wet naked boy scrubbing him ♡

Hi there nonnie! For this to be read easily, I added the second part of your ask here (to keep it all in one), buuuuuut if I’m wrong and both asks were from different nonnies… then I’m sorry. Oops.

Ok, first of all, I don’t think I’ll ever be over the comparison of Kolivan to a big and fuzzy teddy bear.  This is all I’ll think of for the rest of my life.  I’ll carry this image with me to the grave istg forever blessed

I do think (I don’t know if the rest of the mods do? hey guys, what’s up?) that Kolivan has a strong smell within an au that includes a/b/o dynamics, but I can see how it’d also be a scent Lance would pick up on when they are busy doing the do!  Perhaps when they are just chilling or during day to day activies Kolivan has more of a tame, neutral smell, and when he’s blade fighting with Lance (if you get what I mean -winky face-) the hormone rush + sweat would make his scent a stronger one.

Also, Lance coming while on Kolivan’s lap, or while pressing himself against Kolivan’s broad and firm body? 10/10 awesome thing right there

Personally, I hc that Kolivan doesn’t have particularly long fur ((compare him to Send/k… the latter does seem to be way more fluffy than Koli)), though it is still soft.  I also think (we haven’t seen much of Kolivan but his face and that’s something that keeps me up every night) that the fur on his arms/legs is shorter than on the rest of his body.  Like a reeeeally really hairy dude, I guess.

About the shampoo/baths part of the ask all I have to say is: this. is so fucking precious ???? I think Kolivan would like baths, he just would be a bit… reluctant to use these… fruity-smelling is-that-fucking-glitter shampoos Lance somehow manages to find!

—Mod Blob 👽