#haim anon

[awkwardnerdylesbian]

Are you listening to anything other than this one Haim album, lmk , we are music buddies now

these are the albums including the Haim Expanded Edition album that are being played constantly rn

[daisyswift3]

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So several gaylors have been talking abt the Stephen Colbert interview Taylor did on April 13, 2021 and I believe I may have figured out how this interview fits into this giant puzzle. I think this entire interview is an easter egg and a metaphor for the rabbit hole they are trying to lead us down. The first thing I want to point out is the letters on the mood board that spell out Stephen's name. These letters look just like the fridge magnets in Gracie's Mess It Up mv which spell out a secret message "Hi (13, 31) Peter Pan - T." These magnets are toys that kids usually play with which fits with the Peter Pan theme. These magnets also show up in the Stay mv.

The second thing I want to point out is the emphasis on the "pizza." I believe that the pizza represents PR/bearding/lavender haze/showmanship/magic. Many of the anon messages have words starting with the letter P such as the 🎁, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿, and 🌋 messages (present, presence, pretence, patience, perseverance, etc) and pizza also starts with a P. The Feb 19 🎁 message said "PR, PR, PR, PUBLISH!" In the delicate mv there's Joe's Deli; this led to the common swiftie interpretation that "And baby, I get mystified by how this city screams your name" is referring to how in NYC there are tons of restaurants and shops that have "Joe" in their name such as Joe's Pizza.

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There is also this insta post with Haim where they are all dressed in costumes while eating pizza. Taylor specifically says "mood board" in the caption which connects it to the Stephen Colbert interview. I believe this connects to the 11th 🎃 message about sheep in wolves' clothing and to the willow mv mad woman scene where everyone is conjuring something with magic while in masquerade masks.

Another indication that pizza = PR/bearding is that Taylor just recently went to a pizza place with 🏈 in NYC on Sept 6 (which could also be Taylor poking fun at the Joe’s Pizza thing). Many gaylors have speculated that Sabrina’s Please Please Please mv is a satire abt Taylor and 🏈’s relationship. Interestingly Sabrina and Barry walk through a pizza shop in the mv which could have been foreshadowing the Sept 6 stunt.

To add even more proof, around June 15 during one the Liverpool shows, Taylor randomly ordered pizza for her crew mid show. I think this was likely a hint at the big London stunt on June 23 where 🏈 was literally part of the showmanship.

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Also, Gracie recently did a photoshoot with Who What Wear at the Bob Baker Marionette Theater in Los Angeles and had a P and 13 on her jacket. This likely connects to the ginger messages abt the theater and magic. The P on her jacket could stand for "puppet" in this case.

Going back to the Stephen Colbert interview, as I said before I believe the entire interview is a metaphor for this rabbit hole/mass coming out movement. The interview starts with Stephen theorizing that Hey Stephen is abt him and he lists all the pieces of evidence that led him to this conclusion (this is analogous to us kaylors/gaylors making theories abt Taylor's music). Taylor then proceeds to essentially gaslight him. She starts listing a ton of really specific details abt him that would indicate that Hey Stephen is in fact abt him (these details are analogous to the connections/easter eggs/queer signals) but then afterwards she comes up with a narrative to explain away all these things. To us, it's quite obvious that these things are too specific to just be a coincidence and that Taylor is lying to him the whole time. This is what TTPD is abt. Red herrings, magic, showmanship, and smoke and mirrors (or "pizza") that distract the audience from the man behind the curtain pulling the strings like a puppet master and from the true story being told in the "whispers and sighs" as ginger anon said.

[always-rolling-my-eyes]

Taylor about to commit a murder, and Keleigh will help hide the body. 🤣

And the Haim sisters will provide the alibi 😂

[userparamore]

hi! can i ask a dumb question … when paramore teased dates for this week, was today’s date just to celebrate the 1 year anniversary of tiw? because I’m seeing ppl talk about a cover album or something and hearing snippets of remixes but idk where to find the snippets. did paramore release sound bites? sorry if this is a dumb question I’m just outta the loop 🥲

hi anon! <3 you're not dumb! i'm pretty sure today's date was just the 1 year anniversary for tiw. they haven't posted anything else for today.

but the snippets people are hearing are posted on paramore's discord, along with letters. the snippets are of other artists/bands covering tiw songs, and that's why the fandom's been speculating about a remixes/covers album. gonna link to this post by @dailywilliams and also check out dani's blog for the snippets. the next days they've been teasing is 02 oct and 06 oct.

i hope you feel more in the loop now <3

[liesmyth]

it is such a wild ride reading 'jamie' near the top of one of your posts and then spending the next few words trying to figure out if it is the character from ted lasso or jamie lanister. Love every second of it.

Jamie is the Ted Lasso footballer with boyband hair, Jaime is the sisterfucking kingslayer with the golden hand! One day I'm going to get them mixed up, and convey the mental image of Jaime Lannister saying “the things aahi do for loveh” in a Manc accent before throwing a child from a window.

[quarterprioritymidnight]

ok but what does Taylor Swift have to do with Bastille tho 🙃 I don’t understand the comparison…

i think maybe cause shes the second biggest artist in the world (after bastille) so lots of people know her :)

[youareinlove]

so let’s talk about how dylan o’brien hasn’t gone to any show yet, that’s sus🤔

this is, for many reasons, a joke

maybe dylan o'brien is getting bored of eras

[hopeinthebox]

how do u curate your playlists? they're so good (listening to the glen powell one rn lol)

dearest anon, please know you've made my entire summer with this ask <3333 (here's the playlist in question)

now while i recognise you probably weren't looking for a legitimate breakdown of the process here, you've inspired me to take a deep dive, and i'm prone to getting carried away (and yes, i read high fidelity recently and rewatched the film and the series. but i'm sure that has nothing to do with it). so here goes, under the cut:

Lizzy's Guide to the Delicate Art of Making a Playlist

#1 - What's the Point?

There has to be a theme or mood or connecting thread for the playlist. That being said, as long as it makes sense to you, you've pretty much got this covered.

What's the story? Is it based on a mood, an event, a time in your life, a person, a character, a genre, an era, etc. etc. There's plenty to choose from, so there's plenty of playlists to be made. Go crazy, get weird with it.

(In this example, the overarching theme is: Glen Powell Hot (Twisters Edn.) with a sub-theme, if you will: Country Music for Beginners.)

#2 - Song Selection

Once the theme is set, I gather a few tracks that spring to mind immediately. In this instance:

• Why'd You Come In Here Lookin' Like That - Dolly Parton

• Cowboy Take Me Away - The Chicks

• Country's Cool Again - Lainey Wilson

All of these are fairly self-explanatory if you have been caught up in the Twisters press tour at all recently. No further comment.

From here I flesh out the ~general vibelist~ with more tracks, some classics and some deep cuts. I'm cross-referencing my own musical knowledge, previous playlists, spotify mixes (god forgive me, the occasional algorithm picks), and other user's Powell playlists (topgun-heavy, but you certainly can't blame them).

#3 - Order Matters

There's got to be some sort of flow to the playlist front to back, unless your theme is audio whiplash, for example.

Now here I am a devout follower of the High Fidelity rules, which are as follows:

Track 1 - Open with a killer - sets the tone, gets people invested

(Here, Lady Gaga's You And I ~ it's a banger, and it's country enough to get away with. Can't bring out the banjo prematurely, we'll lose people)

Track 2 - Bring it up a notch - let them know we're just getting started

(Alannah Myles, Black Velvet ~ country-ing it up a notch but staying firmly in the mainstream, because again, we don't want to scare anyone)

Track 3 - Cool it down - now we're settling in

(Chris Stapleton ft. Dua Lipa - I Think I'm In Love With You ~ Dua keeps us firmly rooted in the crowd pleasers, and we can sneak in some Stapleton)

N.B. There is a rule here that I don't abide by, the "only one track per artist" - there's three dolly tracks in this lineup alone and i stand by all of them. Provided you're not adding an entire album or two, I think you can get away with it.

Anyway, this three-track run fires us into a classic (Islands In The Stream) which melts into Tyler Childers and suddenly we're knee deep in Kentucky and you didn't even know it.

The trick is to not overthink it, which is always easier said than done. Ordering only has to make sense to you from start to finish. This journey's gotta go somewhere - throw in a few peaks and troughs, and the songs are just connecting the dots along the way.

#4 - As Does Shuffle-ability

Now, having said all that, I feel like this is a safe space to admit I am a chronic shuffler, so a degree of shuffle-ability is required.

All this means is that your underlying theme is evident throughout. Any wildcards are going to make sense wherever they pop up.

With this one, the thread of country through all of these tracks is what ties the theme together (saving a horse). There are some classics (Faith Hill, Willie Nelson), soul-heavy tracks (Secret Sisters, Leon Bridges), and and few more pop-adjacent (Haim, Ashe) but they've all got that twang - so it's shuffle proof.

#5 - Points for Presentation

A good cover, title and description can offset a multitude of sins. Don't underestimate the power of presentation.

Duration comes into play here also, where anything shorter than half an hour feels like it has nowhere to go, but over three hours feels insurmountable. Unless you're going for a compilation, year in your life playlist, or some background low-fi stuff, keep it tight.

And there you have it folks, my (lengthy) guide to playlist curation. Final note, don't love it and leave it. If you come across something new, jostle things around to get it in. Similarly, if something doesn't fit anymore, toss it. The beauty of the modern mixtape is you can edit it as little or as often as you like.

If you made it this far, I'm personally sending you a little kiss on the forehead. And to the anon who inspired this article of a response, I can only apologise. MWAH

[awkwardnerdylesbian]

Came back to see how the haim’ing has gone. “Is the award nerdy lesbian uhh lesbianing HARDER??” Seems to be confirmed.

Let us know if you find others of their songs.

They’ve been around forever, there’s so many like club remixes that bop so hard.

oooh i do love a good remix. gonna listen to those soon gonna go to the next album later today rn i’m still at work so can’t properly bop to them lol

[daisyswift3]

I know everyone is probably sad rn but this is honestly a good thing bc it means we’re on track for a July ghosting like we theorized. We’re likely at the mahogany vinyl right now (July-Sept, 7-9) after being in the glitch/chaos/blood moon period from April-June, 4-6, which is why there were so many (intentional) glitches recently (x). It’s pretty clear she’s performing the bejeweled mv to a T so we’re likely at this scene rn. Notice the blue and pink lighting in the proposal scene. I think this could symbolize her leaning heavily into gender norms and heteronormativity. “Blue is for boys 🩵 and pink is for girls 🩷.” This is likely why going anon sent those colored hearts. The light blue heart 🩵 might also be related to blank space (bearding song) (x)(x) and the 1989 mashup she did on 6/23 which we all agreed meant a breakup was probably coming soon. Taylor and 🏈 both mentioned bikes yesterday and 🏈 said he suggested riding a bike during blank space (x)(x). Check my tags on this post for my interpretation of what the bikes might represent.

She just passed the “test” w the ICDIWABH performance on 6/23 (I’m sure I can pass this test, 1234; see the 🕰️ anon post) and Queen Pat, who is regarded as the most influential makeup artist in the industry, was pleased. Taylor also uses makeup in the fortnight mv to symbolize how she’s had to cover up her true self (tattoos) w red herrings/bearding/PR. Also notice all the fans. It’s possible the fans symbolize how right now she has all the fans/swifties in the palm of her hand and all of them are eagerly awaiting an engagement and eventual wedding.

The bejeweled mv using the Cinderella story as a metaphor is quite significant bc at midnight Cinderella’s glittering ballgown turns back into normal clothes. This represents how at Midnight (meet me at midnight) Taylor is going to destroy the facade and the magic/lavender haze/smokescreen/PR will be gone and her fans will be disillusioned bc they’ll realize Taylor isn’t who they thought she was.

“There in her glittering prime the lights refract sequin stars off her silhouette every night, I can show you lies” (ICDIWABH) // “Promise to be dazzling” (Clara Bow) // “Shred my evening gown” (The Alcott) // “In our history, across our great divide there is a glorious sunrise dappled with the flickers of light from the dress I wore at midnight, leave it all behind” (happiness) // “And most importantly, they will know about the human heart. The flawed, scarred, angry, grateful, nonsensical heart. The one that hides deep inside glittering ballgowns. The one that questions everything, but mostly it questions if the world it has grimaced through so many smiles for would love it for what it truly is” (9th 🎃 message) // “But none of it is changing that the chariot is waiting, hearts are hers for the breaking, there’s escape in escaping” (The Bolter) // “The story of two princesses. No place for a prince, despite the spotlight that shines on him” (6th 🎃 message) // “Don't be the audience applauding the levitation, oblivious to the floorboards creaking beneath your feet. The true magic, the poignant truth, lies in the descent, not the ascent” (🫚 message).

Welp she’s playing Mary’s Song 🫣 engagement rumors incoming. Hopefully this means the ghosting happens soon

[always-rolling-my-eyes]

if you don't like Billie Eilish and Dua Lipa and Britney's retired where do you get your pop music from? (including Taylor of course) 10 artists you like?

Besides Taylor (obviously my favorite), I like Bruno Mars, Sabrina Carpenter, Ed Sheeran, Miley Cyrus, Shawn Mendes, Selena Gomez, HAIM, Bleachers, Beyoncé and Fall Out Boy

[swiftpolls]

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[kellyvela]

Sophie's Hon Vol. IV Paris Fashion Week Edition 🇫🇷

Welcome back to this series in time for the lovebirds' return to Paris, the City of Love, the same the city where we saw them kiss for the first time.

A lot of their most romantic pics yet and some sexy stuff under the cut!

WINE ME, DINE ME, SIXTY NINE ME . . . .

The first sight of Sophie and Perry in Paris was on Sunday, March 3th, while they were leaving Le Bristol Hotel to attend a especial dinner:

Here we can see Sophie with Danielle Haim and Jamie Mizrahi at FRAME Paris Fashion Week Dinner, held at Caviar Kaspia Restaurant:

On their return to their hotel, Sophie was pictured very happy and relaxed and holding Perry's black jumper:

I guess Sophie was looking at Perry in these pictures, he seems to make her laugh and smile a lot 😊

Now, we don't know when the lovebirds arrived in Paris, but while these pictures were appearing on the internet, I was alerted by anon message that Sophie had created a playlist with a very particular name just the day before (Saturday, March 2th) . . . . 👀 🙈 🤭

Here some songs that stand out:

These lips can't wait to taste your skin, baby, no, no And these eyes, yeah, can't wait to see your grin, ooh, ooh, baby Just let my love Just let my love adorn you Please baby, yeah —Adorn by Miguel

Oh lá lá . . . . 💋

Whispered something in your ear It was a perverted thing to say But I said it anyway Made you smile and look away Nothing's gonna hurt you, baby As long as you're with me, you'll be just fine Nothing's gonna hurt you, baby Nothing's gonna take you from my side —Nothing's gonna hurt you Baby by Cigarettes After Sex

I guess Paris brings out passion in lovers . . . . 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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YOUR CLOTHES LOOK BETTER ON ME . . . .

The next day, Monday, March 4th, Sophie and Perry went to the Louis Vuitton Paris La Samaritaine store, probably for Sophie's outfit fitting for the next day show:

On their return to their hotel, they went on a very romantic stroll through the City of Love, holding hands, walking by le Pont des Arts, sitting on benches to exchange clothes, and being the most affectioned with each other . . . .

Oh my heart . . . . Why are they so cute and sweet and lovely???

OK, so when they actually arrive to their hotel, Sophie was wearing Perry's green jacket that looks so big on her, and I love it!

I know, Sophie, I know . . . . It's so nice to smell the scent of the person we love on us . . . .

Oh, to be young and in love . . . . in Paris 💕

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GIRAFE & COSTES

During the night of Monday, March 4th, Sophie and Perry were seen at Girafe restaurant, and later at Costes restaurant.

There are several videos of Sophie being so nice and sweet with her fans waiting for her at her hotel door and at those restaurants doors. She took pictures and videos and sent greetings for a lot of lucky fans. You can watch it here & here.

In those videos you can see that Perry's friend, Rupert Gorst, joined them that night. He is the same friend that travelled with them to ski in Meribel.

In those videos you can also see that Sophie left Costes restaurant with a Glowery bag. Glowery is a brand founded by Alexandra Kolasinski (a long time friend of Sophie's ex husband), so Sophie probably met with her at Costes. I'm mentioning this just to reiterate that the "cheating allegations" are a made up narrative.

OK, let's see the pictures!

Leaving Girafe:

Loving the way Perry is holding Sophie's hand in these pictures . . . .

Leaving Costes:

Lol at Rupert waving his hand to the paps in the back 😂

Here's another video of them leaving Costes, via Backdrid with Game of Thrones theme lol

I like how Perry is the last to leave, several steps behind her and Rupert and he opted to read his phone to avoid the paps pictures . . . . Also, how lovely and polite Sophie is with fans and paps!

Now to the main event!

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LOUIS VUITTON WOMEN'S FALL-WINTER 2024 SHOW - PARIS FASHION WEEK - TUESDAY, MARCH, 5th 2024

No Perry sighting during the Show, just lovely Sophie in Louis Vuitton.

Here's a picture of Sophie's Glam shared by Christian Wood:

Here's Sophie arriving at Musée du Louvre, arm in arm with Chioma Nnadi, the new head of editorial content for British Vogue 👀 👀 👀

Chioma Nnadi also attended FRAME Paris Fashion Week Dinner, held at Caviar Kaspia Restaurant the night before, so maybe they met there.

Here's Sophie posing for photographers:

Here's Sophie being interviewed by Alexa Chung:

You can watch a little bit of the interview here!

Here's an official picture shared by Louis Vuitton:

Here's a picture of Sophie inside the Show:

Here's Sophie for Brithis Vogue:

She looks so happy and lovely ❤️

Before the Show started, Sophie was chatting with Anna Wintour and posed for pictures with singer Lisa, member of Blackpink, and actress Ana de Armas. You can se the video here.

Here's Sophie, Anna Wintour and Cynthia Erivo watching the Show:

Here a few of my favorite pictures of Sophie from the day:

Gorgeous!

Hopefully we will have Sophie on a Vogue cover soon and also attending the MET Gala!!!

She's an angel 👼

Straight out of a Renaissance painting, right?

Loveher so much ❤️

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MAXIM'S

After the Show, Sophie and Perry were seen leaving Maxim's restaurant where Louis Vuitton held an after party:

During the after party, Sophie was seen next to singer Felix from Stray Kids and Nicolas Ghesquiere, while listening to singer Zaho de Sagazan performing her song La symphonie des éclairs on the piano.

Rupert Gorst joined Sophie and Perry for the after party as well. They sure had a blast.

There is a lot more of Sophie from the Show but Tumblr doesn't let me upload more material 😭

I'm gonna leave you a few links tho:

More Sophie from Vogue Germany! - Similar video from Vogue Italia! It seems Vogue is promoting her a lot!

More Sophie from Madame Figaro France!

Sophie posing for photographers pre Show! - Same video from TikTok! She's so lovely!

Sophie Turner & Chloe Grace Moretz!

Sophie leaving the Show & interacting with fans! Love her so much ❤️

Another video of Sophie leaving the Show!

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You can read the previous editions here: Vol. III - Vol. II - Vol. I

I'm going to update this post as new content appears.

[catb-fics]

hi! i’m kinda new to fandom and something has been on my mind for sometime but since i know no one that likes them i couldn’t ask anyone 😭but i found your blog and you might know sooooo while i was listening to the songs i was wondering mhm who are these songs about???? like i honestly don’t anything of the band so idk if van has had gfs or what’s the inspiration behind the songs like i really want to know who is the inspiration behind idk red?, soundcheck?, conversation? who is emily?

Hello lovely welcome to the fandom 🥰

Well the balcony album was dedicated to his ex gf of a number of years and songs like Homesick and Hourglass are about their relationship.

Abby in Rango was one of his first gfs as a teenager (he wrote the song to impress her and try and get her back).

Kathleen is just about a certain type of girl… check out the clip linked below

Emily was a publisher at Communion records and she was complaining he’d not written a song about her so he went and wrote one!

Conversation’s about him talking to his dad rather than a girl - he has a very close relationship with his dad ❤️

7 is thought to be about Alana Haim who he dated - referencing she was 7 hours behind - also you can see where he has crossed her name out on the handwritten lyrics.

Have I missed any out?

I would love to know if Red was about a specific girl! I love that song. Jealous Van is so hot ❤️

[9w1ft]

Whether or not they are intentional or planned, there are some narrative threads that came out of this whole weekend that I find interesting and wonder if she'll pick up on. Mostly revolving around Travis. Even a lot of the people defending her are framing it as, well, Brittany is her boyfriend's best friend's wife, so she has to be nice to avoid trouble in Travis and Patrick's personal and work relationship, in a way that makes me suspect that if she broke up with Travis those same fans would then be happy to jump to saying that she only had to hang out with those terrible people because of Travis and Travis was making her compromise her values. And there were photos of I think Danielle Haim moving seats to be further away from Brittany and Taylor over the course of the day, in a way I've seen read to mean that there's tension between her old friends and her new friends. On the whole swifties will always find something to flip on her exes over once they break up, but this weekend is the first time I've felt like I can see the fuzzy outline of what that would look like with Travis.

the way you phrased this part made my chuckle,

you’re an anon after my own heart 😆

[spade-riddles]

Apologies for the mini-vent Spade, but can Going anon (or literally any of the emoji anons) when the 🧔🏻‍♂️ will be 🪒? bc that performance at the US open was plain embarrassing. I'm not surprised Danielle Haim moved to another seat lmao