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[HINATA, SUGAMAMA, ASAHI, AND KAGEYAMA AS YOUR SUKI IN YOUR SARI-SARI STORE (Filipino Haikyuu AU)]

An alternate universe where Haikyuu boys are in the Philippines setting

I don't usually see a lot of Tagalog haikyuu hcs and scenarios so here we are!

Warning(s): 'Suki' is a term used for a frequent customer while Sari-Sari store is a sole proprietor type of business common in the Philippines. (It's like a mini convenience store)

Also, first version here! Also, dedicated kay dino bb @dinosaurtsukki​ KASI KAPITBAHAY!AU IS SUPERIOR-

Hinata Shoyo

Part time mo na ata ang maging tindera ng tindahan niyo.

Araw-araw nakakasalamuha mo ang iba't-ibang uri ng tao. Gaya ng mga bata at isip-bata.

"Ate, may asin kayo?"

"Meron."

"Sana all."

Animal ka -that's on me

Ewan ko ba pero 'yung vibes kasi ni Hinata 'yung tipo ng taong makikipagpatintero sa labas? Tapos siya lang 16/17 tapos yung iba 10? Ganon?

Favorite product: Mik-Mik, Stik-O, Ice Pop (orange flavor)

Ito 'yung atat na customer. Mga animal na hindi makapaghintay na makita ka (sana all)

Hinata: "Tao poooooo!"

Ikaw na nanunuod ng Ika-6 na Utos: "Sandali-"

Hinata hinahampas na ang barya sa screen: "TAO POOOOOO!"

"TANGINA SANDALI!"

Chos. 'Wag ganiyan. The customer is always riGhT ✨✨✨

Ito 'yung tipo ng customer na sobrang curious habang nilalagay mo sa cellophane ang Stik-O niya.

"Ate, ano 'yang nakapatong?" "Aso." "Ano breed?" "Half-German Sheperd, half demonyo" "Nangangagat 'yan?"

Ikaw: Seryoso ka? 👁️👄👁️

Aso mo na askal talaga ang breed: 👀

Tsismoso rin 'to sa kung anong pinapanood mo sa TV.

Hinata: "Channel 7 'yan, 'Te? 'Wag diyan, sa channel 21 mo ilipat, Dragon Balls na palabas ngayon."

Mapapatanong ka nalang kung TV mo ba 'to o...?

Pero kahit ganiyan naman si Hinata, minsan gusto mo rin siya.

Kasi mapapa-memories bring back memories bring back you ka sa mga kalokohan niya.

Minsan maglalaro 'yan ng dampa ('yung gumagamit ng lastiko tapos hahampas kayo sa sahig, palakasan ng hangin?) sa tapat ng tindahan niyo tapos mapapangiti ka nalang.

Minsan aayain ka pa niyan maligo sa ulan kasi si dinosaur naiwan (Nido ka gurl?)

"Ate, 'di ba naglalaro ka ng Pokemon? Gusto mo pakita ko collection ko sa 'yo?"

No complaints din naman kung bumibili siya. Good payer at hindi nangungutang!

Sorry, guys, ginawa ko na talagang bata si Hinata.

Asahi Azumane

Eto, good boy, mama's boy, everybody's boy ✨

Si Asahi ang palaging inuutusan ng mama niya na bumili ng Magic Sarap kaya eventually, naging friends kayo.

Mabait 'to! In fact nung nagchikahan kayo, plano niyan maging seminarista.

Asahi nung bumili ng toyosuka: "Feeling ko talaga calling ko, eh."

Ikaw na nasisilaw sa liwanag niya: 👁️👄👁️

Kung si Oikawa kilala kasi gwapo, eto, kilala kasi ang bait-bait!

Paborito ng mga lola't lolo! One call awa ng mga tita na kailangan ng tulong!

Asahi: Ay, Y/N, tulungan na kita! Ang dami naman nitong dala mo."

Dala mo: isang tray ng itlog.

Asahi: Y/N, musta na Lola mo? 'Di ba sumakit tuhod 'nun nung nakaraan?

AYYYY Favorite product: Keratin, Magic Sarap, and Toyomansi

Paborito rin ng mga bata! Binibigyan niya ng chocolates, eh!

Paborito rin ng mga lasenggo kahit na hindi naman umiinom.

Kuroo, lasing na: Asahi, inom ka muna!

Asahi: Ay, nako, pass ako. 'Di ako malakas uminom, eh.

Fam ni Asahi rin 'yung type ng kapitbahay na bibigyan ka ng ulam nila!

Asahi: "Y/N, pinapabigay ni Mama. Naparami ang luto niya ng caprese salad with pesto sauce at bruschetta."

Nosebleed

No complaints ka naman sa kaniya as a customer.

Sakto bumayad, mabait, tapos pogi pa.

Ikaw pa mismo ang mag-aalok na utangin niya lang muna kung kulang barya niya!

Alagad ng Diyos 'yan, eh. 'Di 'yan gaya ni Bokuto 👀

Ka-jam mo rin siya sa paglalaro (gamer things ✨)

Palamangan kayo madalas ng levels at scores sa Candy Crush, Tetris, Temple Run, 'yung balls na dapat itama mo sa same color? 'Yun.

Hindi. Hindi kayo boomer.

"Y/N, hulaan mo ano na level ko sa Candy Crush? Level 1,299 na ako kagabi!"

"Ha? Stuck ka sa level na 'yan? Turuan kita paano."

Kageyama Tobio

Ginamit mo na ata ang tanang buhay mo sa pagbabantay ng tindahan niyo.

Kaya alam na alam mo ang nakakasawang mga mukha ng kapitbahay mo.

Pero ang mukha ni Kageyama, 'di mo pa rehistrado. Bakit? Minsanan lang lumabas.

That kapitbahay you have na painted ang walls, may CCTV, may doorbell ang bahay? Ganiyan kay Kageyama.

Saka lang bumibili 'pag pauwi na tapos nautusan.

Kageyama on the phone: "Mom? Ano ulit 'yun? Onions? Ilan? Okay."

Kageyama sa 'yo: "Miss, isang onion nga."

Ikaw: Pili ka lang... 👁️👄👁️

Tapos 'di marunong pumili 'yung pipiliin niyan 'yung pabulok na GSJSJSJSJS

Ito 'yung tipo ng customer na curious sa bagay bagay habang bumibili. Hindi kasi masyadong lumalabas sa outside world.

Kageyama: "Miss, what's that?"

Ikaw: Jackstone, Sir.

Kageyama: How much?

Ikaw: Ten po isa.

Kageyama: Pabili tatlo.

Favorite product: Onions, Coke mismo, and jackstone

Ito rin 'yung type ng customer na makikita mo umagang-umaga tuwing Sabado na magja-jogging.

With jersey shorts, dry fit shirt, wireless earpods, tapos Pocari Sweat.

Nooooo I'm not simping 👀

Ito rin ang type ng customer na ginagawang meet up place ang tindahan niyo 'pag may mga bisita siya.

Kageyama na kakabili lang ng coke: "Hinata, asan ka na? At the gate? Okay. Just turn right tapos you'll see a Sari-Sari store."

NO COMPLAINTS AS A CUSTOMER!

'Di ba inuutusan 'yan bumili ng sibuyas madalas?

Babayad 'yan ng 50-100 pesos tapos sasabihing, "Keep the change."

Dios mio marimar

Sugawara Kōshi

CHIS ✨ MO ✨ SA

LMAOOOOO MAS MATALAS PA KAYSA SA MGA GURANG SA INYOOOO

Hahampasin niyan bakal ng tindahan niyo tarantado

Suga: *hinampas ang bakal*

Ikaw na nanonood ng Deepweb conspiracies: Ay pota-

Suga: HUY NARINIG MO? NAKULONG SI JUNJUN!

Feeling ko naging friends kayo kasi masyadong mapangmintas.

Suga sa gilid nung may ibang customer na bumili:

Also Suga nung umalis na ang customer: Bakit parang lumaki tiyan nun? Buntis ba 'yun?

Ikaw: 👁️👄👁️

Also ikaw: Balita ko nakabuntis sa kaniya taga kabilang baranggay.

Suga: OMG WEH?

Doon nagsimula ang inyong pagiging magkaibigan ✨

Like, bitsin lang bibilhin niyan pero aabutin ng 10 minutes sa tindahan niyo kaka-chika.

Tapos ikaw pa may kasalanan!

Suga: Uy, uwi na ako! Luto na siguro niluluto ni Mama shet ang bitsin!

Eto rin 'yung friends ng lahat. Friends ng mga mudra kasi ang daldal. Friends ng mga papa kasi maaasahan din.

Para ring si Asahi, one call away pero mas active sa chikahan ganern!

Also, favorite product: bitsin, Safeguard, Eskinol

HMMMMM Customer-wise

Smweth talker

Magugulat ka nalang nakaalis na siya pero di pa nagbabayad.

Tapos laging sagot bukas na raw

Ikaw: SUGA, HOY BAYAD!

Suga: Bukas na! Isang bagsakan ko babayaran bukas!

Also his utang: 986.72

[krisdreaming]

Can you do one of Tsukishima 🖤 when he sees his female s/o crying over her parents divorce 🥺👉🏼👈🏼 pretty plz and thank you have a good day ❤️❤️

I sure can, I hope you have a great day as well!! ^^ Seems like this might be kind of personal for you, so *hugs* I hope it helps cheer you up a bit!

♥ : Reacting to the other one crying about something | Masterlist

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Kei knows he doesn’t always handle emotion very well. That’s probably why, even though he could sense how off you’d been acting all day, he’d played along when you acted as though everything was fine. Like always, he met you at the gate before practice and kissed you goodbye, and you gave him a wobbly smile before you turned to go. He almost called after you, but stopped himself at the last second.

Right as he’s leaving practice, his phone dings with a message from you. Can you come over? He stares at the message for a few moments. Whatever is going on, he realizes that he wants to be here for you through it.

I’ll be there soon. He finally responds, and tells Yamaguchi he’s going to your house and not straight home. Yamaguchi nods, and that’s that. Soon he finds himself at your door, and when you let him in, it’s impossible to miss how red your eyes are. The moment the two of you are in your room with the door closed, your lips start to quiver.

“I’m sorry.” You squeak out the moment a single tear leaks out, trailing down your cheek. “I didn’t want to bother you, at first.”

He opens his mouth but doesn’t speak right away. He’s never seen you cry before. Finally, he manages to speak. “You’re not bothering me.” He needs you to know that. A lot of things bother him every day, but not you. Never you. “Ah, why don’t we sit down?” It’s your room, but he puts a hand at your elbow and guides you to the bed where you sink down next to each other.

“I thought I could deal with this on my own, but I can’t.” The tears are coming faster, and Kei feels so, so helpless. “Yesterday, my parents told me they’re getting a divorce.” You cover your face with your hands, trying to stem the flow of tears. Kei finds himself pulling you against him, tucking your head beneath his chin before he completely realizes what he’s doing. After your initial surprise, you curl even closer to him, sliding your arms around him as though you’re afraid he might pull away. He has no plans to do any such thing.

“I’m sorry.” He murmurs. He doesn’t know what else to say, but he knows he needs to say something. “I’m so sorry.” He cups the back of your head with his hand, pressing his lips to the top of your head. All he can do is rub circles into your back, hoping this is enough. He isn’t sure how long the two of you stay that way, but eventually, you pull back enough too look up at him. Your face is tearstained, but your eyes are finally dry. Your smile is watery, but more genuine than it had been that afternoon.

“Thanks, Kei.” He smiles back at that, pressing a soft kiss to your lips. 

“Any time.” He brushes a strand of hair away from your face. “I’ll be here.”