#haikyuu sour cream

[fluffytriceratops]

𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 - 𝐚. 𝐦𝐢𝐲𝐚 [chapter three]

chapter three: "𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚜, 𝚖𝚛. 𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊."

notes: i too really want to take a fat nap with kuroo. 😭👌💕

chapter two: "bootymeat."

chapter four: "i want some lettuce."

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Saturday, 2:13 pm.

y/n

hey bo, does your practice

still start at 3 today?

Saturday, 2:26 pm.

tetsu

lmao- i think it does.

y/n

i can't believe he ignored me ehu– 😭

queen keiji

he's probably just distracted

why'd you want to know?

tetsu

ik how rude

y/n

i wanted to see him play today! i just finished my homework and thought it'd be fun.

tetsu

finished or gave up on? 😏

y/n

shush.

kendoll

do you really want to see him play or is this about seeing if atsumu is the guy you groped?

y/n

...

can it not be both?

tetsu

it's totally the latter. tho i must admit, i'm curious too.

queen keiji

same here. did you need a ride, y/n?

y/n

don't team up on me! and if you're offering, yes, i'd love that.

queen keiji

if you're ready we can leave in five. unlike you i actually finished my homework.

y/n

low blow keiji, low blow. but yeah im good to go.

wait, are you home rn? i thought it was just me?

queen keiji

ive been here the whole time...

y/n

you have? wait where is everyone rn?

tetsu

kenma and i went out for food. and kei is out with family.

y/n

WHAT!? WITHOUT ME?? RUDE!!!

kendoll

the second we walked into your room to ask if you wanted to come you threw your stuffed animals at us and told us to get out.

y/n

i was trying to study and you guys always distract me!

tetsu

she has a point.

queen keiji

well if you're ready y/n, we should go.

y/n

okie, im coming

if you have leftovers i will forever love you guys

kenma

we'll bring you back something tasty

y/n

ahh thankies!! 😊  

━  

Y/n slid off her bed, bare feet hitting the cold hard wood floor. She scrunched her nose and moved towards her sock drawer. She pulled on the thickest pair of knee highs she could find, grabbed a scrunchie so she could tie her hair up and walked out her room.

Akaashi was waiting for her in the living room by the door. When Y/n entered, she was holding her phone between her cheek and her shoulder as she tied her hair up into a unkempt bun. "I thought you said you were ready?" Keiji said, slipping his own phone away as he glanced her over. Y/n pouted, "I am." She took her phone and shoved it into the pocket of the hoodie she was wearing. Why she didn't just do that in the first place, she didn't know. That's what happens when you work with half a brain cell.

Akaashi arched a brow. Y/n was in nothing but her pajamas. She wore an black t-shirt that said "sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come", followed by a pair of sweats he was sure belonged to Bokuto. Lastly she wore a sweater he knew to be Kuroo's, she had it unzipped at the moment, but he knew it wouldn't be long till she zipped it up. Y/n was always complaining about being cold.

Y/n's face burned at the sight of him looking her over and she crossed her arms over her chest subconsciously. "Don't look at me like that! I'm comfy!" Akaashi chuckled to himself lightly and shrugged his shoulders. He didn't say anything else as he opened the door of their house and went outside. Y/n pouted to herself as she shoved her feet into her outdoor slippers and followed after him sluggishly. "Meanie." She mumbled as she opened up the passenger side door and hopped inside.

"Baby." He teased, sticking the keys into the ignition and waiting for her to be buckled in before backing out of the driveway.

"It's too cold to dress up, besides we're just going to see Bo's practice so it's not like I have to look good or anything." She reasoned, leaning back in her seat, face inches away from the window to allow her breath to fog up the glass. She drew a little smiley face with her finger, her own lips quirking up.

"I thought you were going to see if the guy you hit on was Atsumu?" Keiji stopped at a red light and peeked over towards her, shaking his head in mild amusement at her antics. Y/n blushed and shot him a look, "I didn't hit on him, I just hit him, accidentally." She didn't miss the light roll of his eyes and she stuck her tongue out at him childishly. "And I was- am? I don't need to dress up for some guy."

Keiji smiled, "No, you don't." And they left it at that. The rest of the drive was relatively silent. They didn't live far from the university, so it didn't take long for them to get there. It was cloudy outside, with a chance of (meatballs) some light rain. Y/n didn't mind such weather, she had always liked the rain.

Once they were inside the building, Y/n stood beside Akaashi as they looked towards the court. Practice should be starting soon and most of the teammates were already here warming up. The h/c haired female spotted Bokuto almost immediately and rose her hand in a wave to try and catch his attention. It didn't take long for Bo to spot them and he grinned nearly as wide as Cheshire cat. Returning the wave vigorously.

"Come, let's go find a seat." Akaashi said, placing a hand on her shoulder and guiding her towards the benches.

Once they had taken their seats, practice had basically begun. Y/n's eyes roamed the room to see if she recognized any of the other players. Leaning close to Akaashi, she whispered, "So which one is Atsumu?"

Keiji started looking for him, humming to himself softly. "I don't see him. I don't think he's here yet. Practice technically doesn't start for another ten minutes, so I'm sure he's just taking his time or got distracted by something."

Y/n nodded in understanding. The male from before wasn't here either, which meant that it was a good chance it could be this Atsumu guy. She began to feel nervous. What exactly was she looking for here? Another chance to embarrass herself? It wasn't like she was planning on asking him out or anything. She was just curious to know who he was. Unfortunately, Y/n had always been too curious for her own good.

Her knee started to bounce anxiously. Akaashi glanced down at it, noticing she was starting to fidget. This normally meant Y/n was in her head too much. She tended to overthink and stress over nothing. He had known her since high school, it was something he had managed to pick up over time. He placed his hand upon her knee and gave it a reassuring pat. Y/n blinked out of her thoughts and peeked up at him. Offering the dark haired male a thankful smile. Keiji sent her a small one in return. "Try not to think about it too much, just focus on Bo's playing. You know he'll want to talk to you about it afterwards."

Y/n nodded in agreement and turned her gaze onto the court. As if by some miracle, her phone dinged with a text notification. The perfect distraction.  

━

kurooo

hey, you guys there yet?

is atsumu the one??  

y/n

yeah we're here

and idk, he isn't here yet.

probs on his way tho-  

kurooo

ahh

kenma brought you back a slice of pie

and i have some leftover onigiri if you want it?  

y/n

ooh yummy!

yes please!!

thank you~! 🥰🥰

wait- are you guys back now?  

kurooo

you're welcome!! 😋

and yeah, we just got here a few mins ago  

y/n

we could have wait for you if you wanted to come  

kurooo

ye- but kenma wanted to play video games

and honestly i didn't even think about that lmao  

y/n

oh lmao

well it's not too late, you could always drive by yourself?  

kurooo

true

but i'm so full-- i could really use a nap  

y/n

LOL

well you certainly deserve it you do work really hard, tetsu ^^ i'm sure bo wont mind, as long as you come see him play sometime soon, or buy him some meat, he'll forgive ya haha  

kurooo

stop.

you're gonna make me blush

and yeah, i'll probably just go another time and buy him something to eat afterwards  

y/n

but it's true!! you do work really hard!

and okie, i'll let him know so he's not too dissapointed  

kurooo

haha thanks.

and okay- let me know how it goes!

i wanna know if tsumu is the one. 🤗  

y/n

lol otay, i will

have a good nap~  

kurooo

the very many thank yous.

tell akaashi i said hi.  

y/n

i will!

night tetsu~~ 😊  

kurooo

i mean, it's not night but-

night y/n~~ 😊  

━  

Y/n looked up from her phone towards Akaashi. "Kuroo says hi."

Keiji turned his gaze away from his phone, "Is that who you were texting?" She nodded, folding her hands in her lap. "Yeah, he wanted to know what was going on. I told him nothing happened yet. He and Kenma just got back."

Akaashi nodded, "They probably could have come if they wanted. I wouldn't mind waiting for them."

"That's what I said! But Kenma wanted to play video games and Tetsu's taking a fat nap. He'll be out for a while I'm sure."

"Sorry I'm late! Ran into a little trouble on the way here."

"Oh, Atsumu's here."

Y/n turned towards the voice, eyes widening a fraction at the guy who walked in. He looked extremely familiar. Probably because she had at least one class with him and he was the one she slapped. Gasping quietly to herself, Y/n grabbed Akaashi's arm to gain his attention. Not really noticing that she already had it. "That's him! He's the guy I hit!"

As if he had known they were talking about him, Atsumu suddenly looked over towards them. His eyes locked with Y/n's and a sultry smirk crawled onto his lips. She could feel heat rise to her cheeks, and she found herself being unable to tear her gaze away. What was with this guy!? It felt like he could knock the air out of her by looking at her alone. Her grip on Akaashi's arm tightened unintentionally.

It was a mistake coming here, wasn't it?

Oh what she'd give to be napping with Kuroo right about now.

[plutoccult]

HAIKYUU X THE OFFICE AU — EPISODE FIVE: BOOZE CRUISE

pairing: sugawara koushi x female reader

description: ukai attempts to help the office bond more by booking a booze cruise for his employees… in the middle of winter. meanwhile, tanaka miserably tries to set suga up with his older sister per kiyoko’s suggestion.

word count: 6.5k

also available to read on my ao3 here

author’s note: hey, i changed my user! i was @310802 before, now i’m @plutoccult! i also had to repost this because the original post wasn’t showing up in ANY tags, so i’m sorry if you already read it before i did this! moving on, i was SO EXCITED to write this episode. i know i neglected the katy storyline from the show, so i decided to take the opportunity to somewhat use that for this episode as a little one-off. i think i was clever with its use too… i’m trying to balance the amount of “screen”time between the reader and suga, but some episodes may just end up needing more focus on suga for the sake of the storyline. anyway, the next few weeks is gonna be updates galore, so you’re all gonna be FED. btw, thank you to @dragon-slayer5 for beta reading this! enjoy!

tags: @toorubobatea @intorder @dragon-slayer5 @femme-lune @jeanboyjean @cowgirlikets @imissyuuji @darthferbert @kazuchaos @bakagun1312 @beingbrokenfitsus @mumblepingu @daedaep69 @intheewrld @msbyomimi @sukxma @akari-fujikawa @milkteeboba

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suga considered lunchtime to be the only time of day where he could actually catch a break. he seemed to have a hard time catching any sort of breaks lately, especially when it came to his miserable love life. as much as he wanted things to change, today would certainly be no different.

since suga entered the office building this morning, tanaka had his eyes on him like an hawk. it was creepy how every time suga looked away from his computer, tanaka was staring right at him. but why? did he have something on his face? was his hair actually looking gray? no, that would be terrible. there can’t be anything than that.

to hopefully get tanaka’s eyes off him for once, suga got up and headed down to the hallway where the vending machines were. maybe a little snack would ease the unnerving feeling in his stomach. unfortunately, tanaka was already on his way to follow.

suga pondered over his choices, and before he knew it, tanaka’s reflection was seen in the glass of the vending machine. it was like a scene straight out of a horror movie, but suga decided to ignore him and pray he would go away, then continued to ponder over what to pick.

“a little birdie told me something.” tanaka spoke up.

oh no. “what?”

“nothing.” he smirked.

you enter, also looking to use the vending machine. great, just what this moment needed, suga thought.

“hey, guys.” you greet the two men, no clue about what’s going on. it was better if you didn’t know.

“oh, hi, y/n.” suga slightly blushed.

a smirk crept up on tanaka’s face. suga began to wonder about tanaka’s motives even more, but shook it off and picked a bag of sour cream and onion chips before walking back to his desk. tanaka quickly followed behind, which you found weird considering you assumed he was waiting for his turn to use the vending machine. you figured “oh well”, got your snack, and went back to your desk.

you sit down and meet eyes with suga who’s about pop a chip into his mouth. you quickly open up your bag and pull out a chip, doing a little “clink” with your chips from across the room, which suga immediately thought to reciprocate. it was good to know you two were still in sync.

a few minutes later, ukai returned from eating out for lunch, which he typically did almost every day. oh, how you wished you could afford ordering food for lunch all the time like your boss, but alas, you were just the receptionist.

“hello, everyone.” ukai said as he hung up his coat.

“welcome back, ukai.” tanaka replied before loudly whispering in suga’s ear. “i know your secret…”

my god. as much as suga was totally freaked out right now, ukai thought tanaka’s menacing words were directed towards him instead. “what?! i don’t have any secrets!”

suga and tanaka both look into the camera with furrowed eyebrows.

•••

the crew loved putting you and suga together for interviews. and given the drama that’s soon to come, they had to use every opportunity possible.

“so, ukai sent everyone a very interesting email last week.” you say the camera.

“yeah, it was, um… quite the thinker.” suga chuckled.

“mhm. it said, “it's time for our first quarter camaraderie event, so pack a swimsuit, a toothbrush, rubber-soled shoes, and a ski mask.” you read out the email from your phone. “i’m not really sure what that exactly equates to…”

“clearly, he wants to us to rob a bank and escape through the sewers afterwards.” suga shrugged. that was totally the obvious conclusion.

“then brush our teeth after a hard time committing crimes?” you jokingly question.

“yeah, exactly.” suga smiled at you, making you blush. you quickly turn to the crew and wonder if they noticed that, but it was obvious they did. the cameras catch everything.

•••

now the question that remained rent-free in everyone’s minds was what the hell ukai could possibly be planning this year. he was never up to any good, always doing something completely out of the box. he was simply incapable of doing anything normal. it made work interesting, but sometimes you all wished ukai take a chill pill for once.

at the most random time, ukai emerged from his office with an announcement. why he always did this, you couldn’t help but wonder, yet you didn’t hesitate to look away from your computer to hear what he had to say this time around.

“everyone, it appears some of you have figured me out.” ukai said to grab everyone’s attention. “so, it is now time to unveil the destination of this year's retreat. drumroll, please.”

no one provides a drumroll, much to ukai’s disappointment. “really? no drumroll? not even you, tanaka?”

“just spit it out already.” tanaka groaned.

“okay, fine.” he sighed before announcing the big news. “i got us a riverboat cruise on the abukuma river! it’s gonna be a booze cruise!”

a booze cruise? god, for a paper company, you guys sure consumed a lot of alcohol. plus, the combination of ukai and a cruise ship already seemed like a total disaster. when you add booze into the mix, it was almost comparable to the end of the world.

ukai received practically cricket noises from his employees, daichi being the one to express what was on everyone’s minds. “ukai, it’s january.”

“so? it was cheaper.” ukai shrugged. if it were any other month, like—hm, who knows—any month in the summer, maybe they’d show a little more excitement.

“and what is up with you and booze?” daichi asked. again, something you’ve all thought about at least once. “this is like when hinata was addicted to mixing buzzballz with every soda known to man.”

“pepsi with the cranberry flavor was the best…” hinata randomly spoke up, remembering that month-long phase last year. it wasn’t pretty, to say the least.

“gross…” kageyama shook his head in disgust.

“you don’t get it like i do, kageyama.” hinata protested.

“what is that supposed to mean?” kageyama raised an eyebrow, ready to start up an argument with his desk neighbor at any given second. typical, of course. you wondered when it would ever get old.

“okay, shut up before you two start making out!” ukai interrupted them before another hr fiasco occurred. again.

“what?!” the two gawked in unison. did they really give off that vibe?

“anyway!” ukai forced a laugh and switched the subject back to the cruise. “just hear me out guys, okay? let me cook. i’m combining fun with education! it’s gonna be mind-blowing.”

“sounds like you just want another excuse to party.”

“it’s not a party, it’s a bonding exercise.” ukai corrected him. “i’m helping us bond. people find lifelong friends in the workplace. others may find the love of their lives.”

ukai was right, shockingly. people do find lifelong friends. suga knew he would always stay friends with daichi for life, and even if tsukishima got on his nerves sometimes, he wasn’t the worst person in the world to be around. there would always be a bond between your coworkers. maybe you were all trauma bonded from dealing with ukai for all these years, but it was an unforgettable bond nonetheless.

suga blushed out of embarrassment from that last statement. some do find the love of their lives. he liked to believe you were the love of his life, swearing he found such a thing his first day at the office. the second he walked through that door and was met with your face, the words “japan pulp and paper, this is y/n. please hold.” coming out of your mouth as you spoke on the phone before setting it down to ask him what he needed. suga knew, right then and there, that he had found his future wife, but oh how he wished he knew back then what he would be in for years later.

even if ukai was oddly onto something for once, not everyone was interested. asahi, who had yet to survive a full year at the office, raised his hand and attempted to opt out of the event. “can i sit this one out? i have… a thing… later…”

“nice try, asahi.” ukai rolled his eyes. “this is mandatory. i better see your beefy ass on that dock tonight.”

“i’m not that beefy…” asahi said with a tinge of red on his cheeks.

“you so are, bro. those glutes go crazy.” nishinoya said confidently.

asahi wasn’t sure why nishinoya was paying attention to that area of his body, but he took the compliment anyway, although continuing to question it. “thank you?”

“glad we got that covered.” ukai said. “now, before we go on this cruise later, we have to talk about safety.”

“you’re literally the most unsafe person here, ukai.” you speak up. if anyone knew ukai best, it would very well be you, always there to deal with his antics and sometimes assist in them. the time you helped ukai hack into a higher up’s email account to prevent a picture of his ass that he accidentally sent being seen would go down in office history. you saved his ass, quite literally.

“ugh, come on!” ukai huffed. “i saw titantic a million times and i refuse to let us all die like leonardo dicaprio!”

•••

“do you think you could save one of your employees in the face of danger?”

“um, hello? i took a swimming class once. of course, i could save one of them.” ukai sassily replied to the documentary crew. “besides, we all know jack and rose could’ve both fit on that door at the end of titanic. james cameron is such a liar.”

•••

later on, suga went to go grab a cup of coffee in the break room. before he knew it, he was being cornered by tanaka, the sound of his name being called practically scaring him shitless. “sugawara koushi.”

“jesus christ.” suga jumped, putting his hand over his chest to feel his heartbeat. “do not use my full name like that ever again.”

“shut up.” tanaka shushed him and pressed his index finger over suga’s mouth to further silence him. “how would you… like to… take my sister as your date for the booze cruise tonight?”

there was no way this could be real life right now, suga thought. being in this position with tanaka was weird enough, but taking his sister as his date? he wasn’t even aware people were taking dates for this. it was no contest who suga truly wanted to take as a date, but of course it wasn’t an option, and he didn’t want to settle.

“your… sister? uh, no thanks.” suga turned the idea down without hesitation. however, tanaka was feeling devious.

“really?” he moved his finger away and crossed his arms with a smirk on his face. “kiyoko told me everything, suga. i know you have feelings for—”

oh no. not again.

“oh my god, shut your fucking mouth!” suga exclaimed with wide eyes, slapping his hands over tanaka’s mouth so he’d be quiet. to hell with censorship, this was critical. at this rate, the whole damn office was going to find out about suga’s pathetic feelings. he was going to end up broke by the time he bribed everyone to keep their mouths shut. his poor wallet and heartstrings can’t suffer any longer.

“woah, woah, woah!” tanaka laughed awkwardly, actually kind of scared over suga’s newfound rage. “language, my man!”

“whatever!” suga yelled “why the hell did she tell you?!”

“well, it was her idea to set you up with my sister, and i wanted to know why, so…” tanaka replied timidly, hoping kiyoko wouldn’t kill him later for pinning part of the blame onto her. well, unless suga didn’t get to her first.

“god fucking dammit.” suga cursed as he walked away from this monstrosity of a conversation. now, where was he off to? to confront kiyoko about the mess she’s made, of course.

“well? are you taking her out or not?!” tanaka yelled out to suga on his way out, receiving a middle finger in response, which will undoubtedly be blurred out in post production. the editing team had a lot of work cut out for them, that’s for sure.

on a mission like his life—and certainly dignity—depended on it, suga stormed up to kiyoko’s desk, where tsukishima and yamaguchi sat across from one another.

“kiyoko.�� he towered over her as she sat in her chair, completely unbothered by him. “you were sworn to secrecy.”

“actually, only tsukishima was because you gave him twenty bucks.” kiyoko said. “you didn’t buy my silence.”

well, no wonder she spilled the beans. tsukishima got money, she didn’t. it’s not like kiyoko had asked that day at the christmas party, but suga certainly should have known better than to not doubt her. yamaguchi, however, was one big ol’ question mark. “yamaguchi? what about your silence?”

“i don’t like taking advantage of those less fortunate than me.” yamaguchi replied to him, those savage words coming out so innocent from his voice.

“less fortunate?!” suga gasped. it was beyond insulting, but he couldn’t even be that mad hearing it come from yamaguchi. now, if it were tsukishima talking, he’d insult him right back.

“suga, you need to have eyes on other women.” kiyoko lectured him. it’s not like she was wrong, obviously suga knew that, but the heart wants what it wants, and no matter what, his heart wanted you.

“but did you really have to tell tanaka about it?” suga whined.

tsukishima almost choked on his drink. “you told—”

“quiet.” kiyoko shushed tsukishima. “listen, suga. i’m doing you a favor, okay? just… take saeko out. just once. maybe it could take your mind off you know who for a little while?”

suga didn’t really have much choice, did he? maybe being seen with another woman will throw away any suspicion his coworkers may potentially have. it definitely won’t take his mind off of you, but at the very least, suga could have some sort of benefit from this whole ordeal.

“and will you keep your mouth shut if i do?” he asked, the most important question of all.

“accompanied by some cash, yes.” kiyoko said. why, of course.

giving in, suga let out a sigh as he whipped out his wallet and handed kiyoko money. she took the bill with a smile on her face, slyly putting in it her pocket.

“what about me—” yamaguchi began to say before suga cut him off.

“i’m less fortunate, remember?” he replied sassily, a nod to what yamaguchi said earlier. suga then finally went back to his desk, muttering curses to himself. “assholes.”

•••

“i’m gonna end up killing someone.” suga said to the camera with an unsettling smile, which quickly faded when he realized he couldn’t actually commit murder like he desired in the moment. “actually, i can’t do that. i’m still waiting for gta 6 to come out.”

“what?”

“none of you guys are waiting for gta 6?” he furrowed his eyebrows before pouting when the crew shook their heads no. “aw, come on…”

•••

once the sun set for the night, the employees of japan pulp and paper all met up at the dock for tonight’s booze cruise. ukai, who arrived far too early, waved his arms in the air for his employees, motioning them to board the boat, acting as if he were the captain of it.

“all aboard!”

“isn’t that what people say on trains?” you ask as you arrive with ryo, shocked he’s not totally against coming here tonight. it was safe to assume it’s because of the open bar, when you really thought it through.

“that’s such a stupid question.” ryo scoffed. of course, a part of him hated being around your obnoxious coworkers. that was no surprise, unfortunately.

“whatever.” you sigh. “sorry i asked, i guess…”

meanwhile, suga parked his car in the parking, just now arriving. he hoped he wasn’t late as he really didn’t need to feel tanaka’s and/or kiyoko’s wrath. he may as well feel it regardless of his time of arrival. suga didn’t want this date tonight. that too was no surprise.

as he got out of his car, suga’s eyes landed on the coolest motorcycle he had ever seen. whoever owned it must take really good care of it, like it was their child or something, he thought to himself. suga didn’t think of the motorcycle much further as he heard a car door slam from far away. he turned around, hoping it was you, but it turned out to kiyoko and yachi rushing towards him.

“sugawara!” they yell out.

suga put his hands out in front of him, hoping to shield the two girls away. “oh god, am i being ambushed?”

“no.” kiyoko replied to his question out of breath. she knew quitting track in high school was a terrible idea. “we were waiting for you to arrive.”

“why..?” suga furrowed his eyebrows.

“to make sure you’re ready for tonight.” yachi said on kiyoko’s behalf.

what did he exactly to be ready for? a date he was forced into with a woman he’s never met? frankly, suga he didn’t really want to meet tanaka’s sister. it was nothing against her personally, she just wasn’t you.

“do i need to give you money too, yachi?” he groaned.

“that’s like taking money from charity.” she replied. man, yachi was just as savage as yamaguchi. they’re truly made for each other.

“wow, just wow.” suga said in disbelief. “look, i’m here, isn’t that good enough?”

“no.” kiyoko deadpanned.

he didn’t have time for this bullshit. suga was just going that stupid dock. “i’m walking away.”

“but—” kiyoko and yachi go after him, but can’t seem to keep up.

suga didn’t really think this through. he was just so irritated that he had to get away from kiyoko and yachi. suga didn’t think about where his feet were going, but before he knew it, he was right at the dock, freezing when you saw you with your fiancé. god, he really regretted his life choices right now.

“suga, come here, pretty boy!” he’s snapped back to reality thanks to tanaka calling out his name. without any chance to take a step, kiyoko and yachi creep up behind him and push him to move. you watch the events unravel, wondering what’s going on, but shake it off bring your back to ryo.

suga stumbled to tanaka and an unfamiliar woman. he met eyes with her, a look of shock evidently present on his face. how can someone related to a bozo like tanaka be so… attractive? no. suga couldn’t think like that. she was tanaka’s sister.

“this is my sister, saeko.” tanaka said, waiting for one of them to say something.

“hiya, suga.” saeko extended her hand out for a handshake. “nice to meet you.”

“hello.” suga replied awkwardly, reciprocating the handshake. thank god it was winter. otherwise, they wouldn’t be wearing gloves.

“have her home by midnight.” tanaka joked. “i’m just kidding, she rode herself here.”

“huh?” suga questioned.

“oh, she’s a biker. have fun!” tanaka then walked away to follow kiyoko, who was boarding the ship with yachi. at least suga knew where that awesome motorcycle belonged to.

now alone with saeko, suga turned his head and watched you board the ship with ryo. he looked back to saeko and examined her face for a second before deciding his next action. she was a very pretty woman, but that simply couldn’t fill the void in suga’s heart. he had to be honest while he had the chance. it was only fair.

“listen, saeko… you seem like a really nice girl, but tanaka is only doing this because i’m in love with a girl that works here and wants to help me get over her.” he admitted, a weight lifted off his shoulders after revealing the truth. “i just think i should be honest.”

“oh, i know.” saeko replied bluntly. “he told me all about that.”

suga blinked a couple times and tried to make sure he heard that correctly. “he did?”

“yeah, i’m just doing this because i owe him one.” she shrugged. “besides, i don’t really date older guys.”

“older?” right. the hair. of course.

“i can play wingwoman for ya! don’t worry, pops.” saeko lightly punched him in the arm, followed by an obnoxiously loud laugh. suga looked to the cameras for help, but the crew just stood in their place.

•••

“tanaka…” suga let out a long sigh. “what the hell have you gotten me into?”

•••

after going through all of the safety measures for the cruise, the office were finally allowed to have their fun. it seemed that telling saeko the truth was the best idea suga ever had as she wanted to help him out by trying to make you jealous. well, if that’s even possible, but who knows? it was worth a shot.

suga and saeko walked to you and ryo as you sat together at one of the many tables. their arms were interlinked, surely making some sort of statement.

“y/n, ryo.” suga said to catch your attention, although he ended up catching ryo’s attention more than yours thanks to saeko.

“well, well, well. who’s the pretty lady you brought with you tonight, suga?” ryo asked with a smirk.

you weren’t all that phased until ryo spoke up. saeko wasn’t just pretty to you, she was beautiful, far more than you ever thought of yourself. you can’t remember the last time ryo ever gave you eyes like the ones he was giving saeko now. you weren’t sure who or what you were jealous of right now. the fact that suga was on a date, your fiancé ogling at said date, or that she was so much prettier than you. you cursed yourself in your head for those thought. you didn’t have a right to be jealous of suga. he had every right to date, he was single, you were not.

now that you thought about it, suga never really dated anyone since he started at the office. as far as you knew, at least. you wondered why that was, but it was impossible to pinpoint it down to one reason. you were so painfully blind to the truth.

“uh, this is—” suga began to introduce saeko until she interrupted him.

“saeko. nice to meet you.” she said with a smile.

“she’s tanaka’s sister.” suga added for a little salt in the wound.

“oh…” your eyes widened. you look to ryo and see as he gave suga a high five, telling him he hit the jackpot. you felt sick, and it definitely had nothing to do with the sea.

suga sat next to you, making you in between him and ryo. saeko sat on the end with suga, showing her excitement about the booze cruise. “i feel like we're in high school and we're sitting at the cool table. how fun.”

“yeah.” you reply, trying to remain as chill as possible. you had to keep telling yourself that she wasn’t a villain, she was just a really nice girl who got lucky to be with suga tonight.

“y/n, what were you like in high school?” saeko asked you.

ryo, however, answered the question for you, letting out a cackle as he practically insulted you in front of the whole table. “oh, she was a total, total dork. it took her getting pretty in college for me to notice her.”

“ha! that’s hilarious!” saeko giggled, nudging suga to laugh as she thought this would work with their plan, but he didn’t find it funny whatsoever. it was completely insulting to you.

“it’s really not…” suga muttered to himself.

“where did you go to school?” ryo asked saeko.

“karasuno.” she replied instantly.

“woah… you guys had the tiny giant, didn’t you?” ryo gasped, referring to a well known former high school volleyball player. despite being at his peak, he retired after graduating high school, never once playing professionally. everyone always wondered about what could’ve been, including ryo, who was one of the many people that heard the tale of the tiny giant.

“yeah, i went to school with him.” saeko bragged. it was far from a humble brag, it was awesome.

“woah! what was he like?” ryo questioned in amazement.

“uh… tiny, i guess?” saeko shrugged. she wasn’t quite sure how to answer that question as she never knew the guy personally, just passed him in the hallways on occasion.

suddenly, the cupid shuffle blared through the speakers. nishinoya had taken over the music and started to play his own playlist, claiming the dj “sucked ass” and decided to take matters into his own hands. there wasn’t much protest as everyone began dancing together, including saeko and ryo who get up from the table and decide to join in on the dance.

suga watched the sight, glad to finally have a moment just with you, but when he turned his head to say something to you, it seemed as if you disappeared. of course, he wondered where you went off to, and decided to find you.

you stood alone, leaning your back against the railing of the boat and rubbing your hands together for warmth. it all became overwhelming for you too quickly, and you figured ryo wouldn’t notice you leaving anyway. even so, it still shocked you when suga noticed, finding you in your lonely spot.

“getting too rowdy?” he asked you.

“mhm…” you nod as you shiver a little.

“yeah, i’m not really a fan of making my ears bleed.” suga said to lighten things up. he wondered if this was a good time to admit the truth about the whole saeko thing, that it was all a set up to get your attention because he was in love with you, but before he had the chance, you blurted out something he didn’t expect out of you.

“sometimes i just don't get ryo.”

suga gulped as his eyes widened for a brief second. “oh…”

“i mean, i don't know. it’s whatever.” you shake the feeling off. why were you saying this to suga anyway? it wasn’t his burden to carry. “so... what's it like going out with tanaka’s sister?”

“oh, um...” suga struggled to answer the question. a long silence followed, making you both feel awkward. there was so many things the two of you could say to each other right now.

“i'm cold.” you say with a faint laugh before heading back to your coworkers, suga following not long after. it was easy just to ignore the unspoken tension.

•••

“how’s the booze cruise going so far?”

“kind of wish things were different right about now.” suga forced a laugh. it was clear he was in pure misery. “haha… i need a drink.”

•••

you return to the group, scanning the area. ryo was chatting it up with one of his coworkers from the warehouse, chugging drinks together and sharing a laugh. you then see kiyoko and yachi pull suga by his arm, seemingly yelling at him for reasons you weren’t sure of whatsoever. your choices of where to go were limited, so you return to your table and see saeko sitting alone with a beer. it seemed like a good idea to have a friendly chat with her.

“hey.” you sit down next to her.

“hey.” she greeted you, taking a swig of her beer bottle.

“i never really liked beer.” you say, trying to start up a conversation. whatever topic worked, you were fine with. as adults, talking about alcohol seemed like the best bet.

“oh, you don’t?” saeko questioned. “you just have to find the right brand, honestly. some taste like shit.”

“ha, yeah.” you quietly laugh and rest your face in your hand. saeko immediately noticed the ring on your finger, even if it’s lost its sparkle as the years have gone by.

“woah, nice ring.” she said in amazement.

you look at your ring, shocked by the compliment. it wasn’t anything special, but you appreciated it anyway. “oh, thank you.”

“i'd like to be engaged.” saeko sighed. “how did you manage to pull that off?”

“uh, i've been engaged for three years, and there's no end in sight, so... you don't wanna ask me for any advice.” you force a laugh. god, you‘d kill for the waiting game to finally end.

unbeknownst to you, ryo overheard what you said, and he decided that tonight was the best night to finally take some action when you least expected it.

•••

“what do you think of saeko?”

such an awkward question for the crew to ask you, don’t you think? even so, you had to answer it without making a complete fool of yourself.

“she’s nice.” you shrug. it technically wasn’t a lie, but you sure quickly pulled it out of your ass. “really pretty too. crazy to think she’s related to tanaka…”

“but what about suga taking her as his date tonight?” and there’s the stinger. you didn’t have a right to be jealous, did you?

“uh… doesn’t really matter what i think, i’d say.” you say timidly and look away from the camera.

•••

out of nowhere, ryo got ahold of the dj’s microphone, seemingly about to make an announcement. what the announcement was, you didn’t know, but you sure as hell were scared to know what it would be.

“everybody, could i have your attention for just a second? could you guys listen to me for a second?” he said into the microphone.

everyone stopped what they were doing to look at ryo. suga had a terrible feeling this wasn’t going to be any good, at least not for him.

“i was just, um…” ryo paused before he dropped the ultimate bomb in front of everyone. “y/n, i think enough is enough. i think we should set a date for our wedding. how about june tenth?”

your eyes widen in shock and you find everyone’s eyes are on you. suga swore he felt his heart drop, desperately waiting for your answer like everybody else. wasn’t this what you wanted? to finally get married? it was hard to think that this was real life. you almost wished time would just stop for a second, but the time kept ticking as you had yet to say a thing.

“well, what do you say?” ryo asked.

before you said anything, you immediately look for suga. he was supposed to be your knight in shining armor, you thought, but now when you desperately needed his saving, he was nowhere to be found. maybe this was a sign that you should say yes. after all, you said yes the first time, right?

“okay..?” you answer.

the room felt silent before everyone erupted into cheers, you the least excited person present. “she said okay!”

you’re ushered to get up and head to ryo. he wrapped an arm around your shoulder and planted a big kiss on your temple. it might as well be the most affectionate he’s been towards you in a very long time, but of course, it was when he had a large group of eyes all on him. while part of you was happy you finally began to see a light at the end of the tunnel, the other part of you felt that this was all just for show. but maybe things will be different. you always think that, but you wanted to think that it would really be different this time.

ukai hopped to you and ryo, quickly hugging you and sharing his excitement for you two. “woah, congratulations, you guys! i knew it would happen eventually!”

“did you?” you raise an eyebrow, looking back on all those past jokes about your engagement.

“uh, yes, y/n. of course, i did.” ukai replied sarcastically. he actually didn’t see this coming, but he wanted in on the attention. “now you have to let me give you away!”

“uh, no thank you.” you quickly shut the idea down. even when all the attention was on you (and your fiancé), your mind still went back to suga. he should be here celebrating with you. you wanted him here. he was your best friend, after all. “um, where’s suga?”

“i don’t know, i thought he was right—“ ukai looked around and saw he was nowhere in sight. “oh, seems he vanished.”

“i should—“ you began to say before ukai cut you off.

“no, no. i’ll go find him.” he insisted. “go celebrate!”

“yeah, okay…” you frown as you watch ukai walk away to find suga.

ukai searched around for suga for quite a bit. when he disappeared, he really took it seriously. it was like he vanished out of thin air. ukai hoped he didn’t jump off the ship or something, and luckily before he could cause a scene over a potentially missing employee, suga was found.

“hey, suga.” he said to him. “you, uh, disappeared, man. did you hear the news?”

“uh-huh. i sure did.” suga said, looking down at the deep, dark ocean, almost as dark as his heart had become after what just happened. you finally set a wedding date. it was a day suga dreaded for god knows how long. he always went back and forth wondering whether the day would actually come, but now that’s it’s here, it was a nightmare turned brutal reality.

“something wrong?” ukai asked suga.

“i just…” he paused, tempted to speak up about how he felt, but kept it to himself. “mmm, nope. it’s stupid.”

“i’m the master of stupid things. you can tell me.” ukai said.

it was just the two of them. for some reason, suga felt like he could actually confide in his boss right now. maybe telling him what was wrong wouldn’t be such a bad idea. “i just… i didn’t think they’d ever actually plan to get married.”

“who? y/n and ryo?” ukai questioned. “what, do you like her or something?”

the look on suga’s face said it all. it showed a man who was desperately in love with a woman that simply wasn’t his. it was all so clear now.

“oh my god, you like y/n.” he said, followed by a faint gasp.

suga let out a sigh. he didn’t need to say a thing, ukai just knew. it was a shock he never figured it out before, really. everyone else seemed to find out easily once suga started to slip up in his facade.

“i can’t believe i never noticed before!” ukai exclaimed. “you two are always smiling and giggling with each other, how could i be so blind? holy cow.”

“tsukishima figured it out at the christmas party.” suga said with a frown. “it’s only a matter of time before she figures it out too.”

“and is that so bad?” ukai asked. it seemed like such a simple yes or no question, but the only way suga knew how to answer it was by pouring his heart out, spewing all the things he kept shoved down his throat for the longest time. it was always bound to come up one way or another.

“ukai, it’s not that i just like her… i love her. i’m in love with everything about her. i adore her. she’s sweet, funny, and she just has this aura… i can’t describe it.” he spoke from the heart, the only way he knew how when it came to you. “she’s beautiful inside and out. i would do anything to give her the world. i worship the rain that waters the grass that grows on the ground she walks on. my heart beats louder for her than it ever has for anyone else, and…”

“and… what?” ukai questioned.

“i don’t want her to marry him. i want her to be with me.” suga cried out, covering his face with his hands out of embarrassment. how could he say something so selfish out loud? the thought felt safer in his head, but even so, he would have burst if he kept it in any longer. “god, it’s so fucking stupid. i’m such an idiot.”

suga had been suffering in silence for too long, and ukai could clearly see that. it pained him to see one of his best employees in this state of despair. “suga, if that’s how you truly feel… then don’t give up. tell her how you feel.”

“she’s engaged, ukai. i can’t.” suga shook his head no. such a prosperous thing to suggest now. it was easy to think he could reveal his feelings when he knew there wasn’t a wedding date in sight, but wouldn’t it be so silly now to beg you to cancel the wedding? he felt like a tall child with all these thoughts eating him up.

“so? engaged ain’t married.” ukai shrugged. “besides, you’re way better than ryo.”

it was weird to have ukai on his side. was he not just celebrating with you? maybe suga’s heartfelt speech gave him a change of heart, or maybe he always saw something there without truly realizing what that something was. maybe ukai always knew you deserved better than a lowlife like ryo.

“why are you saying this?” suga questioned ukai. “i thought you’d be excited about the world’s longest engagement finally reaching its end.”

“i don’t know. i just… when i look at her with ryo versus with you, i think there’s a clear winner. you two have something special, and i wouldn’t give up hope, suga.” he replied. “maybe one day you should just… take a chance and see what she says. you never know what’s going on in that mind of hers.”

“you think so?” suga asked.

ukai nodded without hesitation. “never, ever give up.”

overcome with emotion, suga suddenly decided to wrap his arms around ukai. what’s crazy was that it didn’t even feel weird. ukai may be the most insane boss ever, but no matter what, he always had his way of showing he had his employees backs. when suga needed him most, ukai was right there, telling him words he didn’t know he needed to hear, and turned out to be what he needed the most.

“okay.” suga sniffled into ukai’s shoulder, holding him tighter than before. “i won’t.”

ukai really didn’t want to ruin such a heartfelt moment, but he felt like the life was being sucked out of him. “suga, you… you’re suffocating me.”

“oh.” suga quickly let go of him. “sorry.”

“it’s okay, but don’t forget what i told you.” ukai said, gently poking where suga’s heart was. “that’s an order from your boss.”

suga thought that tonight was the end of the world, but it turned out that he still had reason to have hope. maybe ukai was just feeding his delusions, but it sure felt nice knowing someone had his back and believed in him, that his feelings weren’t foolish. besides, a lot can happen between now and june, right?

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# yes yes yes !

spicy food, sour candy, grapes, ice-cream cake, cats, animals in general, animanga, sleeping, writing, singing, nature, rain, cuddles, winter, physical affection, chuuyachuuyschuuya, my lovely moots <3

# no no no !

bugs (yes even butterflies), summer, school, sukuna, unnecessary drama, bad endings, cramps, mean old ladies, peanut butter, hershey's, slow walkers, loud chewers, loud noises, smoking, vaping, alcohol + etc.

# anime + mangas !

bsd, jjk, csm, ds, maid-sama, tokyo mew mew, snow white with the red hair, akatsuki no yona, ohshc, hxh, naruto, bnha, haikyuu, kiss him not me, tokyo revengers, tbhk, black butler, bleach, moriarty the patriot, blue lock + more !

# webtoons !

lookism, windbreaker, your throne, get schooled, manger kim, wished you were dead, I'm the max level newbie, serena, my in-laws are obsessed with me, men of the harem, maybe meant to be, unordinary, daytime star, marry my husband, the tyrant wants to be good, nocturne, distant sky, for my derelict favourite, go away, romeo, I'm the queen in this life + more !

# watchlist !

aot, jojo's, berserk + more !

[nightmarettd]

About Me

Masterlist

General Stuff:

18, She/Her, Australian, Taurus (But on Taurus-Gemini Cusp), INFJ, 5'8ft, Movie and Tv Fan, Melissa Barrera Defender For Life!!, Writer and Artist (Mediocre).

Likes:

Japanese Food, Greek Food, Mexican Food, Drawing, Writing, Editing, Horror/Slasher Movies, AFL, Sour Cream, Tzatziki.

Dislikes:

Any form of discrimination, Rom Coms (Except for 10 Things I Hate About You), Skinny Jeans, Capsicum.

Favourite Movies:

Scream (1996), Scream VI (2023), Encanto (2021), Heathers (1990), D2: The Mighty Ducks (1994), Scooby Doo On Zombie Island (1998), Fear Street: Part Two: 1978 (2021), Abigail (2023), Sleepaway Camp (1983), A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984), Scary Movie (2000), Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022), Shang-Chi (2021), Spiderman: No Way Home (2021), Scooby Doo! Camp Scare (2010), The Hunger Games: The Ballad Of Songbirds and Snakes (2023), Mulan (1988), The Emperors New Groove (2000).

Favourite Tv Shows:

The Simpsons (1989), One Tree Hill (2003), Heartbreak High (2022), High School Musical: The Musical: The Series (2019), WandaVision (2021), Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated (2010), Percy Jackson and The Olympians (2023), Derry Girls (2018).

Favourite Actors:

Melissa Barrera, Matthew Lillard, Winona Ryder, Mason Gooding, Neve Campbell, Simu Liu, Thomas Weatherall, Sofia Wylie, Zendaya, Rachel Zegler, Chloe Hayden, Letitia Wright, Tom Holland, Steven Yuen, Leah Sava Jeffries, Kathryn Newton, America Farrera, Jack Quaid, Margot Robbie.

Favourite Singers:

The Weeknd, Adele, Lana Del Ray, Olivia Rodrigo, Conan Gray, Lady Gaga, Nelly Furtado, Paris Paloma.

Favourite Bands:

Abba, Fleetwood Mac, The Neighbourhood, Arctic Monkeys, NSYNC, Queen, Florence and The Machine.

Favourite Songs:

Teen Idle (Marina and The Diamonds), How To Save A Life (The Fray), Teenage Dirtbag (Wheatus), I Don't Want To Be (Gavin DeGraw), Labour (Paris Paloma), I Don't Dance (High School Musical 2), Silver Springs (Fleetwood Mac), Softcore (The Neighbourhood) Send My Love (Adele), Family Line (Conan Gray), Sweet Disposition (The Temper Trap), Chemtrails Over The Country Club (Lana Del Ray), Yellow (Coldplay), Maybe This Time (Sophia Wylie and Joshua Basset), Determinate (Lemonade Mouth), Daddy Issues (The Neighbourhood), Before He Cheats (Carrie Underwood), Love Is Embarrassing (Olivia Rodrigo), Make Up Your Mind (Florence and The Machine), Pray For Me (The Weeknd), You Get What You Give (New Radicals), Crybaby (The Neighbourhood), Is There Someone Else (The Weeknd), Kiss From A Rose (Seal), Sadderdaze (The Neighbourhood), Beds Are Burning (Midnight Oil), Riptide (Vance Joy), Rasputin (Boney M.), After Hours (The Weeknd), Say It Right (Nelly Furtado), Bird Song (Florence and The Machine), Dreams (Fleetwood Mac), Does Your Mother Know (Abba), Born To Die (Lana Del Ray), Save Your Tears (The Weeknd), Knowing Me, Knowing You (Abba), Bad Habit (Steve Lacy), Kids (MGMT), Erotic City (Prince), R.I.P 2 My Youth (The Neighbourhood), In Your Eyes (The Weeknd), The Exit (Conan Gray), Enjoy The Silence (Depeche Mode), Footloose (Kenny Loggings), Nervous (The Neighbourhood), Gilded Lily (The Cults), Get Down On It (Kool & The Gang), Teenage Dream (Olivia Rodrigo).

Favourite Characters:

Samantha Carpenter (Scream 5 & VI), Sidney Prescott (Scream 1-5), Brooke Davis (One Tree Hill), Kanao Tsuyuri (Demon Slayer), Shuri (Black Panther 1&2), Chad Meeks-Martin (Scream 5&6), Mikasa Ackerman (Attack On Titan), Lucy Gray Baird (The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes), Malakai Mitchell (Heartbreak High), Kamala Khan (Ms Marvel), Pope Heyward (Outerbanks), Jason Todd (DC Comics), Ziggy Berman (Fear Street), Kirby Reed (Scream 4 & VI), Amerie Wadia (Heartbreak High), Mile Morales (Spiderman: Into/Across The Spiderverse), Sejanus Plinth (The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes), Roman Bridger (Scream 3), Amy March (Little Women), Veronica Sawyer (Heathers), Scott Lang (Ant Man 1-3), Bokuto Kotarou (Haikyuu), Koriand'r (DC Comics), Anna Marie (Marvel Comics), Wanda Maximoff (MCU & Marvel Comics), Randy Meeks (Scream 1 & 2), Quinn Gallagher-Jones (Heartbreak High), Shang-Chi (Shang-Chi and The Ten Rings), Remy Lebeau (Marvel Comics), Selina Kyle (DC Comics), Gina Porter (HSMTMTS), Stu Macher (Scream), Jason Dean (Heathers), Tommy Slater (Fear Street: Part Two 1978), Nancy Thompson (A Nightmare On Elm Street), Mickey Altieri (Scream 2).

Favourite Ships:

Ricky and Gina (HSMTMTS), Amerie and Malakai (Heartbreak High), Dick and Kori (DC Comics), Peter and MJ (Spiderman No Way Home), Percy and Annabeth (Percy Jackson), Mulder and Scully (The X-Files), Brooke and Lucas (One Tree Hill), Lucy Gray and Snow (The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes), Remy and Anna Marie (Marvel Comics), Mikasa and Eren (Attack On Titan), Miles and Gwen (Spiderman Across The Spiderverse), Anika and Mindy (Scream VI), Star and Marco (SVTFOE), Bruce and Selina (DC Comics), Harry and Allie (The Society), Cato and Clove (The Hunger Games), Sam and Freddie (ICarly), Bryce and Juli (Flipped), Wanda and Vision (MCU).

What Im Gonna Do Here:

Just share whatever I feel appropriate like the mood boards I've made, maybe even the edits or drawings or even some of my writing if I get over my anxiety.

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[rosierin]

Oddly specific Haikyuu headcanons; SUNA edition

Is a master at flaking out/ditching things. He always finds ways to get out of plans when he's feeling particularly lazy and doesn't wanna get out the house. At this point, his teammates have pretty much figured out that they're all excuses, but to people that don't know him they genuinely find him really convincing

On that note, Suna's really good at making you believe anything he says. Tbh he could be trying to convince you that eating peanuts and sour cream before bed will make you live longer and you'd believe him because of how deadpan and serious his voice is. Not to mention the way his face never wavers and looks you dead in the eye. Some call this talent a curse. He calls it a blessing.

He's really discreet, and despite his height he's actually surprisingly good at blending into the masses. He can walk around really quietly if he wants to and thus has become a pro at sneaking up behind people to hit them with a "boo". His teammates hate him for it but he finds it oh-so entertaining.

He's really good with his fingers ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). For example, he's really good at spinning things between his fingers and he finds it really therapeutic. He often does it in class while the teacher's just going about their lesson. He'll also do it during exams or when he's trying to solve a problem; his pen will just be balancing between his digits idly until he flips it back into his hand to start writing.

He uses really old expressions and sayings that nobody understands. One time, he said this really obscure saying that his grandpa used once and the rest of the team were like "huh?". The fact that nobody really gets what he's saying doesn't really bother him though, he'll keep using them and when he gets weird looks he'll just be like "nevermind" and move on.

He's a low-key Potterhead.

He's got really good eye to hand coordination. This means he has really fast reflexes, could drive a car real good and so on. It also means he'd be really good at rhythm games like Dance Dance Revolution.

He's good at first person shooters.

He's a decent singer but nobody would ever know. You'd never catch him singing in public.

He likes his steak well done.

I kinda touched up on this one with the whole expressions thing, but Suna's got a really wide vocabulary range. Nobody really knows why or how, but sometimes he honestly uses words that nobody knows the meaning of—

That being said this does not mean he's good at things such as presentations or public speaking. In fact, when it comes to presentations he uses the most basic vocabulary and barely puts any work into it, to the point where teachers have started wondering if he even tried. (Spoiler alert: He didn't) He also looks and sounds extremely bored whenever he's giving presentations and it's gotten to the point where people have actually started anticipating them because they're low-key kinda funny to listen to

Trash TV enthusiast, and major Tiktok addict.

He does not believe in sunscreen. He hates putting it on, mainly because he hates how sticky it feels. People always tell him to put some on whenever they're outside and it's particularly hot out (*coughcough*Kita*coughcough*) but he vehemently refuses each time and is adamant that he's never once been burnt in his 25 years of life. He rather just sit in the shade anyway

He enjoys driving. His favourite time to drive is around the city outskirts at night.

He's a terrible cook, not because he's clumsy or lacks the ability to combine flavours, it's just that he's never put in the time and effort to actually learn any dishes. He knows a few quick ones; a few currys, maybe knows how to stir fry, but other than that, he much rather just order takeout or buy pre-made meals at the convenience store.

His love language is quality time

He's very familiar with Disney movies because of his younger sister. He would always get roped into watching them with her growing up, to the point where nowadays he doesn't even try to fight it, and now it's become sort of a ritual to watch every new Disney that comes out with her. His personal favourites are Lady and the Tramp, Lion King and Princess and the Frog. His least favourites are Frozen and The Little Mermaid.

Contrary to most assumptions about Suna, he does not enjoy flings or short-term relationships. He doesn't see the point in them. In fact, his love life up until his adult years has been pretty much non-existant and this is namely because Suna much rather wait until he finds someone he can create a deep connection with. Call it cheesy, but what Suna looks for is basically a soulmate.

He loves watching ghost hunting videos... He doesn't believe in ghosts, he just likes watching them- I also feel like he'd really enjoy BuzzFeed Unsolved.

He was a night owl throughout high school and it baffled his teammates how he could still go to class, and manage to get through practice like it was nothing. He would however, take occasional power naps either during class or at lunch time

He unwillingly became the team's therapist in high school because whenever one of them had a problem, they would naturally gravitate towards him because of how quiet he is. It's not like he'd give them any advice or anything. Most of the time he'd just sit and listen. And, during the rare times where he would give feedback, he never sugarcoated anything and most of the time his advice genuinely helped 👌🏼

He has a distinct scent— not in the overpowering sense, in fact I don't even think he wears cologne. It's just a mix of faint deodorant, body wash and his natural scent (?) and it's eerily distinguishable. Like he could be walking behind you and you'd instantly know it was him just by his scent-

He's respected by everyone in the Inarizaki volleyball club, not because he earned it but purely because he's got dirt on every member. Where he acquired this dirt? Nobody knows.

Heeee once tried to get into online roleplaying (nothing sexual) when he was in of middle school, only to quickly realise that he hated it and has never stepped foot in an rp-ing server since.

He was often late to class because he took way too long lurking by the lockers, rather than just grabbing his books and heading to his lesson. At this point the teachers don't even call him out for it, instead they just sorta sigh and tell him to hurry up and take his seat

He has pretty hands; never a single scratch, thin, long— almost dainty looking fingers

Contrary to what some people may think, Suna actually did just okay in school. He was by no means a straight A student (in american terms) maybe that's because he didn't put 100% of his efforts in though. However, he is really good in maths. He's one of those people who just "gets it" and finds it low-key simple

He was a Pingu kid and yes he would watch it with a straight face. This one might be more for an American Suna lmao cause i don't actually know if they have Pingu in Japan which honestly makes me sad

He's very good at reading a room, is knowledgeable about social cues and is overall just very people smart

He can pretty much immediately sense other people's discomfort just by their mannerisms, body language and facial expressions. This would come in really handy if you're his friend or partner because that means you wouldn't even have to speak in order for him to get the message and is really quick to act on it to make you feel comfortable again

He has very good memory... He'll always remember birthdays and is the one to remind others about them. He remembers songs just by listening to them a couple of times, lessons just by reading them a few times. He'll also remember random stuff like what people were wearing during the week... Shit like that

He is a picky eater

Will leave you on read for hours, sometimes days. And the sad thing is, most of the time he'd have seen the message, he just couldn't be bothered to answer ('less it's like a "yes/no" type situation)

He has really sensitive ears, like both to sound and to touch ��� not much to say about this one I just feel like he does

[animeniac-writings]

Cannoli Cream - Kenma Kozume

Anime: Haikyuu!

You were waiting for tonight’s game to boot up, Kenma had asked you to team with him to dungeon farm for a bit and was waiting at the entrance for you, fiddling with his mic as you loaded in.

In the meantime you lift up your snack, squeezing a generous glob of white onto your tongue before heading to where Kenma’s avatar awaits. 

He glances at you on the other screen but doesn’t pay much mind as you head in together, typing out “Hi :)” with a matching smile on his face at your arrival.

After the boss battle while clicking through your loot you take another bite, a plastic bag and more thick white something that puzzles Kenma passes through your lips and his eyebrows furrow.

“Ready to go again?” You ask when he doesn’t say anything or head to the exit,

He shakes from his stupor and heads back to the entrance beside you “Yeah.”

Then it’s before the next battle, you roll your shoulders and bring the bag back up to your mouth for another bite while he’s fixing his gear set impeccably tailored to the fight.

You lick a bit of cream that caught on your lip, quickly checking something in your inventory, completely unaware and Kenma can’t take it.

“Alright,” he sighs turning full attention to the camera when you put down your snack. “what are you eating?”

“Oh! Cannoli filling,” You lift a mostly full piping bag into the camera’s view. “got a great deal on ‘em.” 

Kenma makes a face at your choice of snack but turns back to his screen.

“Oh what’s wrong? jealous of my load of delicious white creme?” You tease, squeezing another glob into your mouth and nearly cackle when he slowly turns to eye you. 

His face scrunches up at that, “My s/o is a pervert.” 

You stick your tongue out at him then lick the tip of the cannoli bag and give him a wink “Some people would enjoy that.”

“Some people pay attention to the dungeon they’re in instead too.” He grumbles but the mic manages to catch him.

You roll your eyes “Don’t be so sour Kenma, if you were here I would share.” 

You’re grinning. He knows you are. And he knows he shouldn’t look because you’re going to say something. 

But he’s always been weak to you and your ‘charms’ though he’d never call them that, so he steels his nerves, leg bouncing anxiously under his desk, and turns to you.

“If you were here I’d fill your mouth with this sweet cream and lick it out making sure we both savor every. last. bit.” You punctuate the end of your sentence and with each word he can feel his face growing hotter.

He wants to say something, wants to retort or say your gross or even, a little part of him wants to be there and see if you do good on your word, but instead he sits in his chair, mouth agape and thoroughly gobsmacked.

“What the FUCK” 

In your sweet flavored taunt both you and your boyfriend failed to see Kuroo open the door to Kenma’s room, holding a bag of takeout and looking more horrified than you’ve ever seen him.

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Dilf Future Telling: Bokuto (Haikyuu!!)

Basically a series in which I assign different characters that I think would make excellent dilfs random dilf storylines and head cannons because I have...an interest shall I say... in dilfs.

Bokuto:

(Cw for themes of Infidelity)

By his 30′s, even though he has a stable volleyball career, he’s barely reaching maturity.

He’s a single father now with a babygirl that he loves more than words could describe.

But prior to all this his life was pretty messy...

Meaning: he has a divorce that was the result of his own infidelity, extensive partying, and traveling for work.

The man got married before he should’ve because he thought it was the right thing to do given his age and come to find out... he can’t settle down for the life of himself or anyone else.

He was kinda forced to grow up after his ex-wife gave birth though...she begged him to get it together because he has a child now and he did (to the best of his abilities and he’s still working on it).

Him and his wife trade off with his daughter and when he doesn’t have her...he does kinda go live it up...on occasion (when he isn’t busy with other things of course and within reason).

His life is kinda public given that he’s a pro-athlete so he does try to be a discreet party boy because he doesn’t want anything to get back to his ex-wife (and because he’s reaching the age where it is impossible to get out of bed after going buck wild the night prior).

He goes to bars and clubs with his teammates and friends every once in a while and drinks like he has a high alcohol tolerance (which bites him in the ass time and time again)

He sleeps around a lot more than he should but at the very least he practices safe sex?? 

Flirts with any and everybody like clockwork (but it comes with the job when everyone throws themself at you).

He’ll be one of the few dads in PTA and he’ll try to make nice with the single and married women there because he really doesn’t pay attention the way he should during their meetings.

Definitely has a thing going on with a few of the ladies there that he see’s a couple times every month. 

Hasn’t slept with any of them; just is in a solid “flirtationship” with several of them (it’s nothing serious though, he just really needs reminders of when they meet and what they’re supposed to be doing).

When the team has home games he invites his ex and their kid to watch him play and maybe to rebuild their relationship that definitely ended on...sour terms.

They don’t always show up...and it kinda breaks his heart but it’s understandable?

When they don't he goes out with the team if he feels up to it, but most of the time it’s a straight shoot for home.

When they do show up he likes to hang out as a family; takes them out to eat, for ice cream, or just for a walk...

He just wants to smooth things out with the woman he has to co-parent with is all, and she wants to do the same with him of course.

It’s still really hard to talk about but it gets easier and easier every time until they eventually don't have to even think about it anymore.

In terms of looks, definitely has that same bright smile.

Budding crows feet because he smiles so damn much?

Sunspots here and there but not on his face somehow?

His body is as toned and muscular as any professional athlete (he keeps a good regimen).

Doesn’t bother with the hair on his head anymore (cuts it to keep it short and only does it for formal events that he has to attend), but is actually particularly well-shaven everywhere else save for the 5 o’clock shadow that he lets stick around every now and then.

Random: He actually has a skincare routine because a random teenage girl stopped him in a store mid-divorce and told him he should invest in one because he looked “sad”. Originally he went there for alcohol (which he still got!) but he also left with very basic face wash, sunscreen, and moisturizer...

All in all Bokuto is really just trying to get his shit together and feel things out; trying to be a good dad and an all around good man.

Still has lots of work to do before re-entering the dating scene tho...

[demomonic-murmurs]

messy// kiyoko x reader [Haikyuu Server Collab]

Hello peeps! I am back on my Kiyoko bullshit this time being my first time participating in the haikyuu server collab! Its really awesome you should check it out!

It can be found here !

Prompt: "You woke me up at three in the morning for this?"

Warnings: None

Content: You convince Kiyoko to go to a run down McDonald's diner because you're craving nuggets. You also realize something

"You woke me up at 3 in the morning for this?"

"Listen I dunno how long the spicy chicken nuggets will be available. I have to take up every opportunity I can get. And that means going to McDonald's at 3 in the morning", you explained while gobbling away on your prized obsession (and for once you did not mean Kiyoko).

Kiyoko rolled her eyes and grabbed a napkin to wip away the sweet and sour sauce that was persistently hanging on the corner of your lips.

"Thanks mom", you said sarcastically.

"Certainly my dearest light in the darkest time", she replied and despite the obvious irony in her voice, your heart couldn't help it but flutter at the nickname.

"Come on can you imagine anything more romantic than sitting in a McDonald's at three in the morning wiping sauce off your girlfriends mouth? I can't think of a better way to spend your time."

"I can't either."

The lack of bite made you choke. Your eyes met hers briefly as you tried to blindly reach out for your drink and the shy expression she was wearing threw you into another coughing fit.

"You don't have to lie to protect my feelings dear, I know this isn't what we usually do." The words came out weak. Vulnerable.

"I do look like a mess", she hummed, "but", she continued, a lot more quiet than before, "...if its you... I... do not think I mind."

Pink was your favourite colour. You didn't like it too much when you were a child, deeming it as far too girly but seeing the way Kiyoko's cheeks were flushed in a brilliant shade of it sure did it put it above every other contemplation you had had when thinking about your favourite colour.

Black and gray were other contestants. The black tresses reminded you of every word you had written in black ink dedicated to her, affirmations of love on thin letter paper you had felt too vulnerable to ever give her, too scared of her meaning so much more to you than you did to her, the nagging voice in your head protesting and dismissing every syllable she returned. Her gray orbs were like a cold stormy winter morning, harsh but comforting, twinkling prettier than any snow in the sunlight could. Steady, reliable, calm, calculated. And so filled with affection she could've almost convinced you.

"What mess?", you asked breathlessly, lacking the playfulness you had wanted to included in that question.

"You pulled me out of bed, I was hardly able to get ready", she giggled quietly.

Quiet. Her hair was dishevled and there was still sleep in her eyes. The colours of her clothes clashed, something she put a lot of effort in to avoid (and you by extent). Despite her drinking a vanilla milkshake you had brought her for compensation, her breath still smelled a little.

"Shimizu Kiyoko I want to wake up next to you for the rest of my life." It was more a statement than anything else, devoid of anything that could make her question the weight of your words.

The realization made you awestruck. It had been so clear the whole time but maybe you didn't allow it to be true for yourself, for her. You loved her. As much as you wished for it to not be the truth; how could someone like you love her.

You loved the way she brought you apple slices while you were working on a project. You loved the way she hummed whenever you told her something, a sign that even if she didn't understand your obsessions (she herself being your biggest one), she was listening, you had her undivided attention. You loved the way she drowned her fries in ketchup making them all soggy, always eating all of them first before moving onto the burger. The way she always first divided the laundry into different piles depending on the articles of clothing and then folded them or how she first put everything on the table and then set it because she complained she got dizzy when she constantly turned in your tiny kitchen. The way her body language gave you the knowledge whether she was listening to music or to a podcast indicated by either the swaying of her hips or the thoughtful pauses in between dishes. The way she put toothpaste on her toothbrush, always ensuring that it was exactly as long as the toothbrush itself, not to mention that for all the maturity Kiyoko radiated she only liked toothpaste that had a taste so you usually ended buying a berry flavor for her. You loved how her hand fit perfectly in yours, always soft and smooth from her constant usage of hand cream, you loved how her ring fingers curved ever so slightly and it was that thought that made you realize just how much prettier it would look like with a ring on it.

"Are you... proposing to me?", Kiyoko squeaked, her face gaining colour once more.

"Give me a moment I'm just processing this myself", you said slowly, staring at your greasy fingers covered in sauce.

You wanted to marry Shimizu Kiyoko. The realization hit you like a truck, your cheeks warming as well.

"Holy shit yeah I do. Like really really bad."

You looked up to meet Kiyoko's eyes. They were wide, her mouth agape but above all they held so much emotion that you weren't sure you could describe with any other word than love that made you choke. No one had ever stared at you like that. It had always only been Kiyoko.

"God I am so lame I'm sorry I am literally asking you to marry me at three in the morning in a shitty run down McDonald's with my fingers and mouth covered in crumbs and sauce this is so unromantic-", you rambled, panic settling into your stomach, she wouldn't say yes she couldn't, she shouldn't she should just-

"My answer is yes regardless", she said, her voice almost soundless but determined, "I love you."

Kiyoko had never been the vocal type, mostly keeping to herself. Words of affection were few, mostly preferring actions over words, but when she uttered the syllables they were true and meant honestly.

"I... wow holy shit this was the worst proposal ever. Please let me redo this. Something more romantic please I swear I can do better babe-", you whisper yelled and Kiyoko laughed, snorting cutely.

"How do you even get the realization right now? When I am like this?"

"Like what?"

"A mess."

"Considering I myself am a mess and find myself very much sexy and irresistible, the same is the case for you", you joked, a light feeling settling in your chest as her laughter amplified.

"But for real it's... the time were you are the most unabashedly yourself. Where you are just you without thinking you have to fulfill a role. You're just Shimizu Kiyoko and I think that's the most beautiful thing you could ever be."

Her laughter died down and she looked at you again with those eyes. A quiet appreciation for your words and you finally understand what else they told you; that she harbored the same feelings towards you.

Otherwise she wouldn't have agreed to your unromantic and ugly proposal at three in the morning in a run down McDonald's diner.

[xiaonesis]

WIPS/Ideas List

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Haikyuu!! 

1. Untitled - 45USD

Hinata Shoyo x Reader

In which you discover your new apartment is being haunted by an orange ghost.

Serves you right for skimping on rent.

2. Lemon Sorbet // Ice-Cream!AU - 45USD

Hoshiumi x Reader

Your relationship with Hoshiumi is just like his favorite ice-cream flavor: sour and salty. Luckily for him, you love all flavors.

3. Rocky Road // Ice-Cream!AU - 45USD

Suna x Reader

When Suna Rintarou took up this summer job helping his uncle out at his ice-cream shop, he did not expect to fall in love at first sight. He also did not expect it to be this hard getting his feelings across.  And now he’s got ice-cream on his pants. Great.

Genshin Impact 

Imperfect // Albedo X Homunculus!Reader - 50USD

Sometimes, that which you seek is right in front of you.

Endless.Ageless.Timeless // Xiao x Reader - 50USD

Xiao remembers a lot of things.  Most of all, he remembers things connected to you clearest. The moment you first met. That gap when your tooth fell out. When you dared to touch him and he let you. The second he let you in.

He remembers your first death. And your first rebirth. 

He remembers all of it.

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— about alastar <3

# basic info

hi i’m alastar (pseudonym) 18, i love writing and incorporating myself into my writing especially my smau’s (it’s exactly how i text my friends)

i’m bisexual & go by she/her pronouns! i’m an intp, aquarius & i’m also chinese!

# my writing

who LOVE writing for: tsukishima, ushijima, bokuto, mattsun, iwaizumi (basically all the beefy boys <3), suna, the miya twins i love them sm ugh, kuroo

rules for requesting!

# comfort, favs, & more

my kins: tsukishima, arima kousei, kyo sohma

my comfort characters are: hinata, itadori, sasha braus, megumi, nobara

my fav animes of ALL time are : aot, hq, fruits basket, horimiya, jujutsu kaisen, kamisama kiss, demonslayer, snow white with the red hair, a silent voice, wotakoi (+ feel free to rec me new ones in my ask box!!!! or talk to me about these)

fav characters: bokuto, tsukishima, kuroo, ushijima, mattsun!!!!, gojo, levi, itadori, connie, sasha, miyamura, kageyama, nobara, megumi

comfort animes: horimiya, gukuen babysitters, wotakoi, haikyuu, a silent voice, maid sama, snow white with the red hair

# selfships

alassei <3 (issei & alastar)

alazumi <3 (iwaizumi & alastar)

alakuto <3 (bokuto & alastar)

more here!

# likes

long warm hugs, quiet nights, sunny mornings, planning my day, green tea, everything about matsukawa issei, reading ya novels (currently reading: the cruel prince), weighted blankets, light rain, playing lo-fi whenever i do anything, krnb, being by myself, check-up texts, waking up early and not being tired, sage, soft kisses, baby blue, lavender, stress relief candles, chocolate, making food for myself, pasta, sour cream onion chips, this turned into a grocery list really fast lmao, big stuffed animals, sleeping with multiple pillows, showing people a reason to love themselves, finding out someone has the same interest, taking care of myself, body scrubs, pretty perfume, chapstick, nude lipstick, donuts

# dislikes

judgmental people, unnecessary drama, me over sharing accidentally, trauma, hateful words, complaining about something when it doesn’t fix anything, homophobia, racism, sexism, misogyny, people who project how miserable they are onto other people, ex-friends (it’s super awkward), people who gaslight, liars, math

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w r i t i n g m a s t e r l i s t. <3

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TMNT:

2003:

Casey Jones: Leonardo: Donatello: Dating Headcannons. Raphael: Michelangelo:

2007:

2012:

Casey Jones: Study Date. (old) Leonardo: Hostage. (old) Gimme Them Cuddles. Donatello: Raphael: I'll Kick Your Ass. (old) Michelangelo:

Bayverse (2014/2016):

Casey Jones: Leonardo: Dating Headcannons. I'll Always Be Here. Fanfiction Blue Eyes. Belt Kisses. Donatello: Dating Headcannons. Cookie Confession. Belt Kisses. Raphael: Dating Headcannons. The Cursed Mark. Belt Kisses. I Burn For You. Michelangelo: Dating Headcannons. Anything For Her. Belt Kisses. Most Ardently (Pride & Prejudice AU story, Leo x Reader): Preview. Chapter One: Mr. Hamato.

ROTTMNT (2018):

Leonardo: Gimme Them Cuddles. Donatello: Raphael: Michelangelo:

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Transformers:

Bayverse:

Prime:

Optimus: To Cybertron and Back.

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Ninjago:

Masters of Spinjitsu:

Lloyd Garmadon: Kai Smith: Sleepless. Cole Brookestone: Jay Walker: Zane Julien: Incandescently Happy. Morro: Sensei Wu: Lord Garmadon:

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Haikyuu:

Nekoma:

Kenma Kozume: I Miss You. (old)

Aoba Johsai:

Toru Oikawa: I Don't Need You. (old)

Inarizaki:

Atsumu Miya: Let Her Go. (old)

"Incandescent": Atsumu Miya Fanfiction: - originally called "sour cream". - Intro. Profiles. Chapter One: mrs kwan is my sugar daddy. Chapter Two: bootymeat. Chapter Three: there he is, mr. america. Chapter Four: i want some lettuce. [no longer posting chapters on here after the 4th one. to continue reading the fanfic you must either read it on my wattpad, ao3, or quotev.]

Itachiyama:

Kiyoomi Sakusa: "Apple Juice". [Fanfiction.]

Karasuno:

Ryunosuke Tanaka: Just Friends.

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My Hero Academia:

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OCs:

TMNT: Random Facts About Kristina &lt;3 Timelines [Ft. Alba, Iris, Kris, & Ro] Random Drabbles/Headcannons with Kristina and Raphael Forever & Always [Raph & Kris] Random Facts About Monet Random Facts About Nefertiri Kris and Raph being cutiepatooties. How long Kris and Raph kept their relationship hidden from her parents. BNHA/MHA: Promposal. [Shigaraki & Linnea] (old) Forced To Stargaze. [Shigaraki & Linnea] (old) I Don't Love You. [2nd Gen: Ryuu & Callisto.] (old) Feelings For Kaiga. [2nd Gen: Tamashi & Callisto] (old)

FRIENDS WRITING FEATURING MY OCs: Mamacita Part One By: @digitl-art-monstr Mamacita Part Two By: @digitl-art-monstr Family Yokai Stuff By: @digitl-art-monstr Wedding Night By: @rheawritesforfun Human Family Stuff By: @digitl-art-monstr Pops Knows Best By: @rheawritesforfun Meeting The Mother By: @digitl-art-monstr Pillow-fort Talk By: @rheawritesforfun Red Ear Sliders Are Invasive By: @rheawritesforfun Springtime Prime By: @rheawritesforfun Iris Lord, Baby #1 By: @digitl-art-monstr Married But They'll Stay Idiots By: @rheawritesforfun Rise And Shine By: @rheawritesforfun Animal Bride Rewrite Story Feat Kris & Raph By: @lec743

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[fukurodianthus]

Welcome to the floristry!

𝖂𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊, 𝖉𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖕𝖆𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖓!

*.:｡ ✿ *ﾟ‘ﾟ  Meet the owner of the floristry, a 17 year old procrastinator who has an unhealthy obsession with expired sour candies and pulling all nighters!

*.:｡ ✿ *ﾟ‘ﾟ･𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐬 she/her

*.:｡ ✿ *ﾟ‘ﾟ･ 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞

✾ Interacting with visitors under the age of 15 (in mortal years, of course)

✾ Talking about nsfw or dark topics. While you may be a visitor of the floristry and interact with the owner even if you create nsfw/dc content, do not talk about her regarding these topics!

*.:｡ ✿ *ﾟ‘ﾟ･ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭'𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬

✾  Haikyuu, My hero academia/ Boku no hero academia, Jujutsu Kaisen , HXH, Greek mythology, dark/light/romantic academia, Patrochilles

*.:｡ ✿ *ﾟ‘ﾟ･ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭'𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬

✾ anything with non-con themes, hateful people, mint Choco chip ice-cream, green vegetables

*.:｡ ✿ *ﾟ‘ﾟ･𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬

✾ Terushima Yuuji, Akaashi Keiji, Tsukishima Kei, Nishinoya Yuu, Asahi Azumane, Tsukishima Kei, Katsuki Bakugou, Keigo Takami (Hawks), Levi Ackerman

*.:｡ ✿ *ﾟ‘ﾟ･ 𝐀 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐞𝐫 I love interacting with my patrons! Do not feel shy or hesitant to drop a letter in my mailbox, or to request a bouquet (only if requests are open) ! Remember to be kind to all the fellow patrons (and the owner too!)

*.:｡ ✿ *ﾟ‘ﾟ･ 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐧: Why does bungee gum have the properties of both rubber and gum?

*.:｡ ✿ *ﾟ‘ﾟ･𝕰𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖍𝖊𝖉 𝖔𝖓: 2/1/2021 𝕭𝕮

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✾ This floristry aims to be a safe space for everyone! If you try to spread any kind of hatred here, or make any of my patrons uncomfortable, be warned, my best boi Cerberus is gonna give you a thicc chomp in the ass

✾ No nsfw or dark content is reblogged here. However, there may be content of suggestive nature, hence kindly read the trigger warnings before reading the content.

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*.:｡ ✿ *ﾟ‘ﾟ･ 𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬: letters from the void (drop an ask if you’d like to become an emoji/character anon!)

[in-a-cave-with]

tagged by @ironmanspussy

RULES: tag 9 people you would like to know better/catch up with

last song: bloody stream by coda

last movie: howl’s moving castle

currently watching: haikyuu

currently reading: the crucible

currently craving: sour cream and onion chips

tagging: i... dont really have anyone to “catch up with” ?? idk. whoever thinks this is fun go ahead

[the-rawr-ster]

What They Smell like (Haikyuu edition)

SPOILERS

The germophobe (Sakusa)- probably Lysol and hand sanitizer

Suga- I’d like to think he smells like something really sweet, maybe nectar, honey, or vanilla

Dinoboy(Tsukki)- window curtains, idky it kinda just fits

Jesús (asahi)- clean laundry and body wash

The blonde twin (Atsumu)- Old Spice confident and amberwood or some really really expensive cologne because he’s straight boujie

The other twin (osamu)- a Japanese fast food restaurant, with all the onigiri he eats you’d think he’d smell like that. Nope, this boy probably has a light smell of affordable cologne

The little ball of sunshine (Hinata)- palm trees and citrus, I mean if he’s an orange why shouldn’t he smell like one

Kageyama- doves plain body wash, he just seems like he’s really clean when he wants to be

Papa Daichi- probably smells like a computer room or library

Nishinoya- sweettarts, not too sweet but not too sour, he definitely doesn’t smell bad on his best days. And he wants to woo some females so he would never wanna smell bad. In fact most of Kurasuno VB probably smells really good because they all have huge crushes on Kiyoko

Tanaka- since he’s the one that ends up marrying Kiyoko, he absolutely has to smell the best. My girl would never marry a man that smells like straight ass and sweat. No specific smell, maybe chain necklaces and a brand new car.

That Pretentious bitch Oikawa- breath mints, idk, but he probably smells like breath mints and old spice.

Iwa- rain and lemongrass, he just has that look yk?

Kenma- blockbusters or GameStop

The rooster (Kuroo) - he smells like he actually takes care of himself

Coach Ukai- cigarettes and cologne, idk if it’s just me but the smell of a cigarette burning doesn’t smell that bad, it’s just the after smell that stinks imo

Farm boy (Ushijima)- well I feel like he might smell like grass or like he just took a shower

The sadist (Tendo)- candles and leather or whip cream, he probably spends a lot of time in a sex dungeon

Akaashi- cleaning products, no reason, just cleaning products. Or possible bath and body works

Terushima- metals, sweat, sex, and cologne, he just smells like every other high school boy

Bokuto- idek, probably kool-aid

In conclusion, they all smell like ass, urine, and sweat.

For the purpose of not getting murdered, the previous statement has been redacted.

Tag: @boosyboo9206

[acidhq]

ABOUT ME

Yo I’m Acid! I decided to make a small post with just some information about me so you can know what type of person runs this blog. You can skip this if you want, nothing really important will be said :)

Acid | He/they | 22/08 | Homoromantic | GMT | XNFP |4w5 | chaotic neutral 

Some of my favourite animes are :: Haikyuu, Slam Dunk, Paradise Kiss, Nana, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Serial Experiments Lain, Beck and Mob Psycho 100

Likes :: Cats, frogs, Sohodolls, Poppy, Sir Chloe, magazines, Gucci fashion shows, skateboarding, skiing, boys, baggy clothes and jacket potatoes

Dislikes :: Loud noises, Coco Cola, non-fictional sex, noisy eaters, sour cream and onion crisps, mushrooms, public swimming baths, changing rooms, ddlg, insects and Kindaichi slander

Favourite Haikyuu characters :: Goshiki, Shirabu, Semi, Kawanishi, Konoha, Ikejiri, Komori,  Naoyasu, Hiroo, Kita, Hirugami, Sugawara, Hinata, Yamaguchi, Nishinoya, Oikawa, Kunimi, Hanamaki, Yahaba, literally the whole sejioh team, Futakuchi, Aone, Koganegawa, Yaku, Lev, Inouka, Shibayama, Fukunaga

I don’t post my works anywhere else, only on here. I might make an Ao3 account someday but for now I don’t have one.

The PSD used in the images on my blog is Care Bears by  stxrletters and all the images are official art. 

[alchemyassist]

green tea, butterscotch, chocolate marshmallow, and moose tracks for the ask game if u want !! 💞💖💕

green tea-favorite ice cream flavors: oooh there’s a lot xD cookies and cream, mint chip, strawberry cheesecake, cookie dough, rainbow sherbet, and then b&j have so many good flavors too x3

butterscotch-what color nails: right now my nails are bare, believe it or not! x3 my last color was transparent polish with chunky bronze glitter :D and right now my toes are a bright hot pink x3 

chocolate marshmallow-favorite brands of candy: god there’s so many here too xD basically anything chocolate xD kitkat, twix, and milky way are my faves. snickers, milk duds, whoppers are good too.. oh and lindor truffles are amazing. i also loooooove gummy bears and sour worms oooooomg!! and sour patch kids. and honeycomb candy is amaziiiiiiing aaaaa. i like sweets, can you tell? xD

moose tracks-favorite manga: well, fullmetal alchemist is a staple. the best long running story telling ive read. haikyuu is amazing and hits you in the feels 25/8. uuum what else.. i havent read any manga in a long time. soul eater is really cool and has a unique flavor. (lol i made a pun without realizing it xD) theres also a cute short series called beast master by kousuke motomi that i love. its only 2 volumes, probably like 6 chapters??? but its a nice lighthearted story that i love. fairy tail is good, my hero academia, horimiya is super cute, i think youd like it a lot ^^ ouran host club.. i guess those are my faves? i havent been keeping up with anything lately or reading anything new x3