#haikyuu mega-post

[kvaughanarts]

Companion Piece to the “Alchemist Asahi” drawing I posted earlier. Nishinoya, rolling thunder, my beloved.

[fluoneia]

✯✯✯ NOTICE !! requests. open.

please read rules carefully before requesting. ✯✯✯

hello !! i go by scotia. this blog is intended for.. spitting out random ideas that come up in my brain.

i am a writer of four years. i write fanfiction. i play volleyball, and i’m a super mega nerd.

i write for (but not limited to..)

✯ JUJUTSU K.

• megumi fushiguro. yuji itadori. gojo satoru.

✯ MY HERO.

• katsuki bakugo. izuku midoriya. tamaki amijiki.

✯ HAIKYUU

• kageyama tobio. iwazume hajime. shoyo hinata.

✯ ARCANE

• violet. jinx. ekko. mel. jayce.

and many, many more..

✯ please note… i write as a hobby. writing is not my priority. please practice patience on any requests. i require a two week window (varies on the request) to finish requests. thank you for your patience.

.. MY RULES are non-negotiable. i write for and with what i’m comfortable, and this may cause for any future requests you may leave to be denied.

✯ i WILL write for..

• nsfw/fluff/angst. mostly anything, really.. within certain boundaries.

✯i will NOT write for..

• boyxboy— as a woman, i don’t feel comfortable with writing something i don’t know anything about. this is for me to avoid writing anything sensitive that i shouldn’t be writing about, and also for my comfort.

✯ all the works… navigation. taglist.

@fluoneia | oct 2024. all rights reserved. do not translate, plagarize, or post on other platforms without permission & credit. dividers by @cafekitsune .

[flyhighpjct]

MEGA DOAÇÃO DE CAPAS DO PROJETO FLY-HIGH (parte #1)

‎Olá, jogadores! A MSBY voltou para doar mais capas de Haikyuu feitas pelos nossos incríveis levantadores, afinal, hoje é um dia especial! 19 de agosto é o Dia Oficial de Haikyuu!! no Japão, porque "Haikyu" também pode ser reescrito como 8.1.9 {Ha = hachi = 8} {i = ichi = 1} {kyu = kyu = 9}

PS. A gente procura qualquer motivo para incentivar e ajudar vocês a escreverem fics de Haikyuu, né? <3

REGRAS:

As capas são para USO PESSOAL ou DENTRO DO PROJETO FLY-HIGH (se for staff).

Preste atenção às preferências e regras de cada capista!!

Caso queira adotar alguma, mande mensagem para nós aqui no tumblr (informando o número da capa e seu user)!! NÃO PEGUE SEM PERMISSÃO.

Você deve estar seguindo o projeto no Spirit Fanfics e aqui no tumblr!!

PARTE UM (ESTE POST) | PARTE DOIS (CLIQUE AQUI)

CAPAS FEITAS POR ACKRSAYS: LEIA AS PREFERÊNCIAS E REGRAS AQUI

1. Dó, Ré, Mi, Fá, Só quero você! (DOADA)

Personagens/shipp: Sakuatsu

2. Para minha estrela, com amor (DOADA)

Personagens/shipp: Bokuaka

3. Quando as luzes se apagam

Personagens/shipp: Kuroken

4. E se as nuvens fossem algodão doce? (DOADA)

Personagens/shipp: Bokuto

5. (Sem título) (DOADA)

Personagens/shipp: Bokuro

CAPAS FEITAS POR ANAHARAE: LEIA AS PREFERÊNCIAS E REGRAS AQUI

6. Cuidando do meu sobrinho por um dia (DOADA)

Personagens/shipp: Atsumu e Bebê Kita

Fanarts: suncelia-art

7. (Sem título) (DOADA)

Personagens/shipp: Asanoya

Fanarts: dreamingpartone

8. Smell like Coffee

Personagens/shipp: Iwaoi

9. Say Something (DOADA)

Personagens/shipp: Kageyama + Personagem feminina

10. Ocitocina (DOADA)

Personagens/shipp: Kagehina

11. Love your smell (DOADA)

Personagens/shipp: Kenma

Fanarts: sweetshrubs

12. Break all the rules

Personagens/shipp: Hinata

Fanarts: alioszas

13. Eu me apaixonei por saturno (DOADA)

Personagens/shipp: Kagehina

14. Last Friday Night (DOADA)

Personagens/shipp: Bokuaka

CAPAS FEITAS POR CAESARINOX: LEIA AS PREFERÊNCIAS E REGRAS AQUI

15. Como adotar o Kenma

Personagens/shipp: Kenma

Fanarts: tamoru

16. A sombra do outono em meio aos nossos pecados (DOADA)

Personagens/shipp: Hinata

17. A volta a Itália

Personagens/shipp: Kagehina

Fanarts: tamoru

18. (Sem título)

Personagens/shipp: Tsukishima, Yamaguchi, Yachi, Hinata e Kageyama

Fanarts: tamoru

19. Como irritar o Iwaizumi (DOADA)

Personagens/shipp: Iwaoi

Fanarts: nikkiyan

20. Photograph

Personagens/shipp: Sakuatsu

Fanarts: queenkeiji

CAPAS FEITAS POR CHAMELYON: LEIA AS PREFERÊNCIAS E REGRAS AQUI

21. Cruel Summer (DOADA)

Personagens/shipp: Atsumu + Personagem feminina

Fanarts: suncelia-art

22. Lar Doce Lar (DOADA)

Personagens/shipp: Hinata

Fanarts: estereggz

23. On My Own (DOADA)

Personagens/shipp: Yamaguchi

Fanarts: soktokki

24. The Office (DOADA)

Personagens/shipp: Sakusa, Bokuto, Hinata e Atsumu

Fanarts: suncelia-art

[lokissweater]

omg my dream has always been to live in a cottage w u and picking mushrooms to make a stew for wifey 🫵😣💞 BUT UR ABSOLUTELY RIGHT ABT IF HE WANTED TO HE WOULD TYPE VIBES bc that’s hot, like YOU thought of that? WITHOUT ME TELLING U TO TOO 😻😻😻

girl I’ve had a talking stage that ended badly bc bro is emotionally immature but he’s not over me, and it’s been 5ish months since we last talked??? (I thought I was delusional) but he’d always jump into this ONE topic every time I’m near him—he’s also loud in class too and he would not even talk abt this topic if I’m not there (unfortunately we have the same classes in this semester) to make me jealous??? But I’m like bro……. Why would I be jealous of ur immature ass when I have a wife at home that writes like an angel descended from heaven herself and my 2D men to satiate me 🫵😻 like unless ur 6’2” white haired with blue orbs for eyes, don’t talk to me 🎀🎀🎀 (bro literally flinched backward when I walked past him like he did not go near me first… please…)

ANYWAYS BOY TALK OVER, I WANNA GIVE READER BESTIE TONS OF SMOOCHES PLSSSS 🫵😣 and they’ve known each other for so long??? That’s the cutest thing ever omgogmg ik damn well if gumi upsets reader, bestie would swoop in and be mrs steal yo girl and will be on his ass for fumbling reader (but I have mega trust that he wouldn’t do that, he literally worships the ground she walks on as he should, bare minimum guys 🫦🫦🫦)

since u said BJ gumi will be a thing, lemme share another freak crumb… let’s say gumi was watching reader get ready for tryouts… she was putting on lip gloss… and what if he uses the tip of his saber to smear another special lip gloss for reader… WHAT WHO SAID THAT 🤨🤨🤨

on a side note, I’ve collected 2 vers of mr blue eyes, a yuta nendo!! (I got him for $30!! My friend bought 2 of those lucky draws from new years good smile deal thing, AND SHE GOT YUTA??? SHE KNEW I LOVED JJK SO I BOUGHT IT OFF FROM HER FOR $30 😖🫶 ) and kuroo from Haikyuu + Karma from AssClass (I was waiting for a nendo of him for YEARS; I sent in a request to GSC to make one and they did for 10th anniversary 🫣) next on my list, I’d love to collect megumi+toge (bc of you, I grew to love them even more 🥹💞) I hope to see you post pics of ur sora and gumi hehe 😻😻🫶🫶 LOVE U LOTS AND STAY WARM ML 💞💞💞

Ps. I SAW U TALK ABT XAV FROM LND?? DO U PLAYYY… heh

- 🎀

NO BECAUSE LITERALLY !!!!! i’m not about to tell you MAN … tell me to get down on my knees and shut me up with your glow stick 🤨🤨🤨 quick 🤨🤨

IM FUCKING DEEEAAAADDDD WHAT A MOOORRROOONNNN !!! ABSOLUTELY THE FAWKKKK NAAAWWWWTTTT !!! ofc he’s not over you you are literally the definition of a baddie him being in SHAMBLES IS A GIVEN !! AND FUCKING LET. HIM. let that man suffer because your blue eyed honored one would NEEEEEEVVVUUURRRRR do that shit to you so actually dont settle for less and LET HIM BE FUCKING STUPID ! AND LMFOAAOAOOAOA YOU ARE SO FUNNYYYY AND LITERALLY bc i write strictly for yall and yall only i will continue to pump out these juicy 2D men that are RESPECTFUL so we can reflect this in the irl 😻😻

AND AAAACCTUALLLYYYYYY readers best friend HAS AND WILLLL !!! she literally watches him like a hawk to make sure he’s not effing up and hurting miss pretty little reader, which ofc is a rare occurrence 😻😻 but she WILL turn and BAAARRKKK if there so even is a sniff of reader upset over mlb!megumi and i live by that.

but alas… gumi can be rest assured !!!!! cause he’d rather burn in hell than run the risk of reader leaving him 🫦🫦🫦 i’m wet.

MY BABY BLUE BOWS I LOOOVEEEE YOUR FREAKY MIND SO FUCKING MUCH ITS NOT EVEEENNNN FUUUUNNNYYYYYYY !!!! THE WAY I JUMPED UP AND DOWN AND SCREAMED AND IVE COME HERE TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS !!! IM ADDING THIS IN THE FAWKING FIIIICCCCC !!! BABEUFHSIBSJS and then he’s making reader lick it all up after— BIIIITTTTCCCCHHHHHH—

AND OMGGGG WTFFF YOUR NENDO LINE UP IS SOOOO COOOOLLLLL 😭😭😭 W FOR YUTA THAT IS SUCH A STEEAALL !! and GSC is actually so in love with you and obsessed with you for that bro AND LET ME TELL YOU that i know for a FACT sir hollow purple is working up in those headquarters, saw your email, looked you up on linkedin, fell in love, and pitched in the idea just to see you happy he literally told me himself 😻 no i will not be taking further questions 😻

AHHHH I WILL I WILL I FUCKING ORDERED MORE BFIDBSJS SO IM GONNA WAIT UNTIL I GET THEM ALL AND PUT THEM ON MY CUTE LIL WEEB SHELF TO SHOW YALL 🫦🫦💕💕💕

i ADDOOOREEE YOU MWAH MWAH THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING 🥹🥹💕💕💕 PLS STAY NICE AND TOASTY AND HEALTHY FOR ME OR I WILL ACTUALLY START SCRATCHING MY SKIN AWWWFF !!!

and YESSS I DOO THOUGH ITS BEEN A FAT MINUTE !!! … xavier makes me go into cardiac arrest 💕💕

I LOVE YOU !!

[rilshock]

Who am I? (plus other important info)

So you  have stumbled upon my profile on Tumblr! If this is your first time here, welcome welcome! In most spaces I go by Ril, I’m 19 years old and my pronouns are he/they(questioning), plus I am autistic (an aspie). What I mainly post are occasional thought pieces, album reviews which are more recent, and sometimes promote videos from my, youtube channel, but all of that is buried under reposts. If it isn’t obvious already I love Misato Katsuragi so much with all my heart.

IMPORTANT STUFF

I’m open to making friends, my DMs are always open so hop and chime in if you want. I have a hard time making friends here already so I’m putting this out there to make things easier.

What I refer to Chihiro as varies depending on the situation/conversation. I normally refer to them as a boy(he/him), but I will always be open to refer to him as different pronouns if the other person/people in a conversation prefers, and to avoid confusion.

I am Bisexual but a supporter of anyone else in the LGBT community, anyone who is homophobic/transphobic will be block

I’m getting back into drawing plus I play and make music

PERSONAL INTERESTS

When it comes to interests there’s a lot

For starters, my main interest in anime is Mahou Shoujo(Magical Girl) anime, stuff like Sailor Moon or Pretty Cure. I’ll occasinally watch other animes outside of that genre, but Magical Girls are my main area. My favorite characters include

Chihiro Fujisaki (Danganronpa!)

Akane Owari (Danganronpa!)

Mikan Tsumeki (Danganronpa!)

Ami Mizuno/Sailor Mercury (Sailor Moon)

Minako Aino/Sailor Venus (Sailor Moon)

Misato Katsuragi (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

Some Haikyuu characters

With Video games it varies. I mostly play retro platformers like Sonic and Mega Man, though I’ll also play some First Person games like Minecraft, Roblox, Team Fortress 2, and of course Danganronpa!. Occasionally I’ll also play some rhythm games, like Clone Hero, but that’s about it.

Now music, oh boy music. I listen to

Jazz(Hard Bop, Cool Jazz and Fusion),

Rock(some rockabilly, surf, garage rock, power pop, and some good hard rock),

Metal([first wave] black metal, thrash metal, traditional heavy metal, some proto-death stuff)

Punk(previously mentioned Garage Rock, but also 80s Hardcore and some Crossover Thrash)

and Japanese Popular Music mostly from the 1960s-1980s(Kayokyoku, Group Sounds, New Music, And City Pop), starting to get into 80s Band Boom and Visual Kei

Electronic Music, but I haven’t explored outside of Yellow Magic Orchestra and Aphex Twin. Though Recent;y I've been getting into Acid House and Techno music

Hopefully this will be a good introduction to my character and account, thanks for reading and enjoy my profile!

[ao3feed-iwaoi]

Mini Golf and Mega Tension

Read this masterpiece on AO3 at https://ift.tt/uTk8iNF

by KHShip

Shouyou had been excited to visit Atsumu and Kiyoomi—man, it was weird calling him that, he would be Sakusa-san for the rest of his life, as far as Shouyou was concerned—in Palm Springs.

Spending time with friends in the sweet wintertime sun, having some drinks poolside, before noon? Enjoying amazing fine dining, and how delicious Tobio looked in resort wear? Sign him up.

Tobio was having a great time, too. Shouyou had never seen him smile so much in public. Maybe the two of them needed to sign up for a timeshare, so they could vacation there every winter.

He wasn’t the only one. Saku—Kiyoomi and Atsumu were really happy in their new home. The Iwaizumis seemed happy, too, even though Oik—Tooru kept snickering that the Miyas seemed to be on their “best behavior,” whatever that meant.

Their condos were great, the pool was great, the sunshine was great.

It all went downhill when Atsumu suggested mini-golf.

Words: 3994, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Two Old Queens, Part 38 of Twitter Threads 🧵🪡 and I'm the Needle

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Sakusa Kiyoomi, Miya Atsumu, Kageyama Tobio, Hinata Shouyou, Oikawa Tooru, Iwaizumi Hajime

Relationships: Miya Atsumu/Sakusa Kiyoomi, Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio, Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru

Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Post-Haikyuu!! Time Skip, retired from volleyball, DILFs, Oikawa Tooru is a Little Shit, Iwaizumi is super competitive, Golf, miniature golf, they're not the same, Iwa says so, Miya Atsumu is a Little Shit, So is Kiyoomi, Uncomfortable KageHina, Sexual Tension, Semi-Public Sex, Begging, Crying, of the sexual kind, POV Hinata Shouyou

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/uTk8iNF

[prick-love-for-arting]

No thoughts, only the emotional support Haikyuu team

[shoukohime]

why are 90% of the bokuaka post time skip fanfictions about bkak growing apart and akaashi being angsty (and depressed) and shit thinking he's just a side character to bokuto's story not the protagonist of the world like he used to be & okay i absolutely see the appeal love me some angst and pining and accepting adulthood (mood) and that sometimes things don't last (mood #2) but like bitch this hit too close to home don't make me sad???

[ohmythatoikawaboy]

Season 2 Episode 7

This is the episode in which the Karasuno kids go back to Tokyo to train with Nekoma and the rest of the Tokyo teams. Points to take into account so far:

-Everyone (except Tsukki) is training hard to improve before the Spring High.

-Hinata and Kageyama are still angry.

Ukai-kun seems completely ready to drive, yeah.

(No.)

Don’t remind us, Suga. It’s hard enough already.

I FUCKING LOVE KUROO, OKAY??

DAICHI OMFG

“US COUNTRYFOLK”

Fucking Lev

That’s a delicate thing to ask

HINATA UNDERSTANDS ME OMFG

CHIBI POWER

“It’s coming… It’s coming…” *tosses* *too short*

LOOK AT EVERYONE’S FACES

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#SeriousTheoryOfTheDay

KAGEYAMA IS GENUINELY SO, SO EMBARRASSED

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

IT’S NOT JUST THAT HE HAS FAILED A QUICK LIKE THAT FOR THE FIRST TIME, EVEN THOUGH IT’S NATURAL SINCE HE’S TRYING A NEW TECHNIQUE THAT WILL END UP BEING BETTER

IT’S THAT HE FAILED IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

INCLUDING A TEAM AS STRONG AS FUKURODANI

KAGEYAMA IS NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS CHANGED

So this match is probably the first time Hinata and Kageyama play together since they fought, if my memory doesn’t fail me. And since they’ve both changed, they are having trouble adjusting.

(But, to be fair, Hinata has improved and is surprising everyone by actually not failing, while Kageyama is failing for the first time, which is also refreshing.)

Confirmed.

EVERYONE KNOWS JUMP SERVES ARE MY AESTHETIC

I’m glad we’re going to see how everyone has changed (or is trying to change) in these matches.

I have never felt so blessed before.

And in that moment we were all Yachi.

They’re trying.

HE’S GOING TO TRY THE LIBERO TOSS, BLESS

I’M CRYING

I love the bird metaphors, okay? Okay.

TSUKKI IS BREAKING THIS FAMILY, AS USUAL

This is something we rarely see but I enjoy it so much: Hinata and Yamaguchi bonding time, being actually nice to each other and stuff (which only works because Tsukishima isn’t around so Yamaguchi doesn’t have to act in a way that isn’t natural for him).

Sexy Ukai, “I know more about this so let me explain it to you”.

Why do more than the compulsory, right?

(I would have related to him so, so much during my teen years.)

Find sexy boys in your area.

(I don’t know which one I like more: the long kneepads one, or the short shorts one? And this is what happens when I’m Oikawa-deprived.)

TSUKKI PLS

I don’t have anything to say about this, I’m just admiring Bokuto’s legs.

*whispers* We don’t need another pretty boy. Go away, Akaashi (no, don’t leave).

I’m… not gonna make a joke about this.

(Someone has had to write a fic about this.)

SAVAGE

I LOVE AKAASHI

(Kuroo’s “don’t mind” is so soft…)

But that “he may not look it”, WHAT DOES A TOP FIVE SPIKER LOOK LIKE???

#PoorBokuto

NOW YOU GOT HIS ATTENTION

I love how Kuroo knows exactly what to say to get people to do stuff.

Meanwhile, these two…

YACHI, NO

Meanwhile…

Tsukki is having some problems.

(Also, Akaashi is savage and I don’t see people acknowledge that.)

Important question.

KUROO IS WISE

EVERYONE IS SO SAVAGE HERE OMFG

(Tsukki is getting a taste of his own medicine.)

As if you needed to grow more, holy shit.

HIS SMILE IS SO FAKE, OMFG

I love how Kuroo is the one who teases other people but Akaashi and Bokuto know damn well what he’s doing and silently support him.

I wonder for how long these three have known each other.

Well, did he?

A guy with an inferiority complex, basically.

Well, we finally get a glimpse of who Tsukki really is.

Beautiful.

He actually apologizes omfg Kuroo

BEAUTIFUL. GORGEOUS. WHAT A HANDSOME MAN.

I’m glad he isn’t feeling down about this and is working on improving! I always worry about Asahi because he’s the kind of person who needs more emotional attention, I guess, and is more prone to feeling anxious.

This moment is important because the balance in the team is pretty much restored after this.

I LOVE THESE TWO SO MUCH OKAY

I love that Yamaguchi is asking Hinata for advice, and Hinata asks him “and you? What would you say to him?”

Precious babies.

 What’s surprising about this episode is to see Tsukishima as the one person who holds back and doesn’t try as hard as he could because he’s afraid of losing later. He’s afraid of having to face the disappointment of giving it your all and still failing. This is the reverse of several other characters we’ve seen who are so eager to fight even if they know they might be left behind or might see how their effort wasn’t enough to succeed.

Ironically, what we’ll see later (in season 3, after Tsukishima evolves) is that he is, in fact, the reason why Karasuno succeeds.

[micaron]

Was tagged by the awesome @mikiyu to do this, thank you!💕

10 characters 10 media 10 tags

1. Bakugou Katsuki - My hero academia (he’s on my mind a lot lately)

2. Killua Zoldyck - Hunter x Hunter

3. Chifuyu Matsuno - Tokyo revengers

4. Hashibira Inosuke - Demon slayer

5. Inumaki Toge - Jujutsu kaisen

6. Anya Forger - spy x family

7. Reki Kyan - sk8 the infinity

8. Yuri Plisetsky - Yuri on ice!!

9. Noè Archiviste - The case study of Vanitas

10. Nishinoya Yu - Haikyuu!!

Tagging: @nuppu-nuppu @lisandra-phillips @mega-ditto-3 @taysudon @sawamura-daichis-thighs @reicchel @jeevas404 @writersmorgue @lesbiantabes @amarisllis only if you want to💕

Edit: When doing the list I started to struggle after 3 and now after posting I’m like “how could I forget about this and this and this character?!” Like I’m sorry Yuri and Noè but I would totally switch you with Edward Elric or Howl

[toru-oikawas-milkbread]

(Was gonna put this in a comment but I wanted people to see it 😤)

Kaseeeey, please don't apologize for not cranking a fic out every day. Fanfiction is supposed to be fun, not tedious. We are not your bosses, I don't think you're making any money from it so other than maybe a quick update (so we know you're okay!) you don't owe us too much more than that! And if anyone tries to give you a hard time, they can take my advice: if you absolutely need to have a story written for your enjoyment, try writing it yourself.

It sounds kind of condescending, but it's what I did. For the life of me I wanted read a fic where Akaashi was a mega sub and the Reader was a domme and now I'm writing a sequel 🥴😂

I've just been seeing a lot of talented authors that I love get harassed into writing by some of their fanbases and I kind of jumped the gun cause I didn't want the same happening here!

tl;dr: It's fine. It really, really is. Don't apologize either! I think you might be having some writer's block, but it's all part of the process!

Love you lots, Lily 🤗💖🤗💖

First off, I'm glad that you're writing a sequel to something you really wanted to read! Honestly that's the main reason I got really into writing and posting for Haikyuu; people weren't writing Iwa the way I wanted him written, so I did it myself. It honestly is a miracle worker to just do it yourself, and kind of more fun this way 😂

Nobody other than myself here is demanding I write, I just feel bad because it truthfully has been awhile and I've been goofing off, but thank you. I appreciate you, and I appreciate you both giving me this thought that it's alright to jam into my head as well as helping me decide what to finally try and crack down and write. It's definitely sad to see impatient people on fanbases, I think that I take the impatient role on my own damn blog 😂

Writers block can kick rocks. That is all I have to say 😤 I will be reevaluating Atsumu Heartsick part 2 chapter. While I think it may be a bit on the shorter side, I will most likely get that out next unless some Akaashi fever comes back and I write his first time. I cannot make promises, who knows what my brain will decide we do next

Again, thank you and I hope that you have a great rest of your day or night. I love you, too and hope to hear from you again with more headcanons! ❤️

[fanfictiondreamscape]

First Kisses (Haikyuu - pt. 6)

Title: First Kisses (Haikyuu - pt. 6) aww crap the final part-

Genre: floof. Mega floof.

Pairing: Ushijima/Eita/Tendou/Shirabu/Goshiki x Reader (all separate) 

Notes: Sadly, this is the end of the Haikyuu boys series! I hate typing that up, but it’s the truth. And I can still do some of these for other fandoms if you readers like these. Also, I think I’m going to make a directory once I get some requests posted (following this, of course). Would that make things easier for people to find the request rules and masterlist? Probably - why would I even bother asking that question? 

Also, I apologize for the amount of cursing in this. I’ve been trying to cut back on it when writing, but it slips sometimes. Again, terribly sorry! 

Anyway, read on if you wish! I hope you enjoy! 

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Masterlist

Ushijima Wakatoshi

ushijima is a simple and straightforward man

so, it can be easy to assume that he’d want someone that is very straightforward and simple as well. 

that doesn’t immediately translate to them being stoic and constantly stone-faced, though.

someone that can be considered blunt (to a fault), yet still remains very sociable and charismatic.

yep, they’d be somewhat popular for their aura.

otherwise, i imagine that he’d want to the kiss to happen in private. 

but, something would happen during it that’d kind of ruin that.

like, imagine that the two of you are on a date. 

something very easy-going, maybe even a study date.

there’s definitely some small snacking going on, though.

so like, 

the two of you would be reviewing your notes.

the both of you had been at it for a bit of time, too.

you were getting tired, you could tell that he was too, and you were determined to fix this.

so, your plan?

you discreetly pull your bag over to your side.

while he didn’t notice the initial action, he was pulled from his study-coma due to the sound of a zipper.

he didn’t look over his shoulder until you had tapped his bicep 

(that felt absolutely beaUTIFUL MY GOD-) 

you had a simper on as you waved a small gift card to the nearest fast food restaurant,

“are you getting hungry, too? i’ll pay.”

he glanced down at his unfinished work, and while he did have second thoughts

he did realize that he was hungry when his stomach rumbled.

it embarassed him a little, but he knew that he could trust you enough to be vulnerable 

(as vulnerable as he felt being around you)

his lips twitched up into a small smile, and that was all the confirmation you needed. 

you grabbed his limp hand and pulled him from his seated position

while the normal person may have shied away, you’re dating the tall guy

so his height led to him towering over you 

and you found the whole scene to be adorable

(as did he, but he wouldn’t say that - he still had a filter of a kind)

either way, the walk to the random restaurant was spent in comfortable silence

(aside from the grumbling stomach sound.)

(seriously - both of your stomachs were growling obnoxiously loud, and it left you surprised as to why not a single person had even given you nasty looks.)

(just some odd food for thought - holy shit. food.) 

ANYWAY

when you reach the place, you order your food

it couldn’t have taken any longer to come out

and you were getting a little impatient

a little habit you had whenever you were starting to become agitated was making him melt,

you were starting to scrunch your nose up and mess around with your fingers.

you were also starting to pout.

(yeah, that even sounds adorable. to him, the view is an absolute masterpiece.) 

when the food comes out, though

your face lights up from the previous expression, and the way you just glowed in the sun-

holy-

he would die from a cuteness overload, and it’d be your fault. 

so, you may have momentarily broken ushiwaka.

good job! 

either way, you two got the food and had made quick succession of walking back to your work to sit and relax.

and yes, while the food was greasy and slightly disgusting, it was quick and allowed you more time to do your work.

though you were unaware of his actions when eating, he was almost too aware of yours.

you were actually going through the food somewhat cleanly, but the way that you smiled when you made eye contact with the food

(if that would even be possible) 

either way, your lips curled up in the most sweet expression, and

holy- 

“you look cute.”

you paused.

‘did he really just say that?’

you blushed, of course

you blinked, you stood and you came to

“r-really?”

he nods, you blush brighter, and he decides that he just has to do it now.

“can i...”

his ears are turning red as he’s speaking.

“can i kiss you?”

you nod, and he awkwardly reaches up to cup your cheek

you turn even redder and he leans in

but he pauses, and you finish the motion for him.

you both are shocked by the actions that both of you had just done

but the feeling of each others lips together?

yeah, that’s forgotten.

you both get a little closer, a little more rough.

there is a lot of control in it, though that doesn’t negate any of the messiness that comes with something like this.

two teenagers that haven’t had a real relationship or kiss, just doing this for the first time? 

yeah, this is gonna be a bit of a tough ride. 

but as tough as it is, it still manages to be very loving.

the two of you indulge in the moment since, honestly, both of you have some trouble with your emotions. 

it doesn’t last though.

and it’s not because of you two, no- 

it’s because of tendou.

the boy barges in on you two, flips his shit, and jumps the gun immediately. 

you laugh, ushiwaka smiles (see above, absolutely precious) 

and everything just slowly gets a little more comfortable between you two following the kiss.

overall, very awkward and very inexperienced. 

but still very loving and controlled, with the passion still coming through. 

and the scenery?

couldn’t be more perfect. 

private (somewhat), intimate, and most definitely quiet. 

perfect for the both of you.

(plus, you got to tease the living crap out of the giant guess monster afterwards due to his reaction.)

(jokes on him, he talks a big game in this area, but he can’t own up.) 

Semi Eita

boy here is a savage

and a borderline tsundere

so, i find that he might be attracted to someone similar to him in that sense

very competitive, very passionate, and very hot-headed

but definitely better with their emotions than he is

they’d be more open to letting their emotions out, but they’d also radiate bbe

(read: bad bitch energy in spades)

which i also think would mean that the first kiss would happen in an area that would be very emotional to the two of you

possibly a first date spot, possibly a spot where you two just share some huge memories (aside from the first date spot)

but it also wouldn’t happen right out of the gate

nor would it be completely happy

like, imagine this

sooo

gym.

the volleyball gym.

you two had your first run-in with each other there

you both also had your first date with each other here

(just, i imagine that there would be something super attractive and glorious about the gym, possibly a skylight or something under the stars)

(seriously. can’t leave school grounds? picnic in the gym under the stars, people will think you’re helping me train.)

and to top all of that off, that was where tendou and goshiki pushed you two into each others arms and made you confess to the other.

(yep, you guessed it - you’re a manager, and a 3rd year)

and, with you being a third year-

here you are.

you two are nearing graduation, 

you’ve been dating a for around a couple months,

and you both wanted to relive your memories before you break away from the high school that you’ve attended since you were younger

so, yeah

a very emotional day and following.

so, the both of you had just gone to the cafeteria, the old dorms rooms that were looking barren

seriously, the rooms that the third years had been in were getting cleaned before graduation

which just so happened to be up and coming within the business week.

yeah, cue the tears 

(oh wait, you already cried a fair amount a while ago and you’re saving the remaining ones for graduation.)

either way, you were pretty down about the whole thing

as was semi 

and the both of you just needed the comfort of each other

just visiting the places that brought you joy over the years.

the gym was the final spot, and it was one that the both of you had silently agreed upon visiting.

the stars were out and the time was brushing 10 pm

you two had gone through the motions throughout the day, but now?

you both wanted nothing but to imagine a night under the stars, much like the past dances

so you did

you had pulled your phone out of your pocket, set it right up on full volume

and played a slow song 

semi had wrapped his arms around your waist, yours around his shoulders 

the comfortable aura from the both of you made you both calm down 

and allowed the both of you to get lost in the moment

you were able to ignore the looming feeling of sadness that would most definitely follow

so, that being done, you got lost in each other under the stars 

you were eyeing the way his eyes seemed so drawn into yours, the eye contact being so intense

the way your bodies just molded together

the way the music made the atmosphere lighten up

just...

an overall perfect moment.

and here, here is where that perfect moment was taken advantage of.

“can i kiss you?”

you paused for a second and blushed, but! 

“yes, semi, you can.”

you leaned up and kissed him.

he smirked when you did it, but responded nonetheless

and, in typical semi eita fashion, it was very passionate.

you were just as driven as him, so your response was equal to his 

there was no making out or any trace of a french kiss, but 

it was super sweet and loving, despite the snarky attitude the two of you carried.

it lasted a fair while, and since it was under the night sky 

and was also in an area that was secluded, especially at that time of night.

so yeah, when you two pulled away, you both went on with your action of slow dancing under the stars for the second time.

so, overall?

very sweet, as well as passionate

and yes, while i did hc them to happen during an emotional time,

the two of you would take the comfort you feel from each other, and manifest that into the kiss

(and its also an emotional moment for people that act like semi and his s/o’s headcanon).

but, again, 

very long, passionate, loving, and romantic

(holy shit, who would’ve guessed-)

and it was everything you could have asked for while slow dancing with each other 

under the moonlight

with the stars reflecting the other

beautiful. just beautiful. and perfect.

Tendou Satori

tendou is a tease, right out.

he’d want a s/o that can dish out what they can take.

and that includes any jokes, “insults”, and pick-up lines that are thrown to either of you.

so, someone witty (and a little sarcastic)

also athletic.

for some reason, i can just imagine the two of them just running around for the hell of it 

like racing each other into grocery stores or the mall, maybe even the gym

and like, measuring up enough to tie on race wins.

they’d definitely be shorter, but their stamina would be nearly endless

but the kiss i feel would come up out of the blue. 

possibly in the hallways to tease the living crap out of each other in the middle of an “insult” battle

so, basically just imagine the two of them are walking from lunch

and they were going at it

semi, reon, and ushijima were starting to get annoyed, but they found of the things you were throwing at each other

still doesn’t make it any less annoying

(honestly, they were just staying close to see who would win or call it time-out before they reached class.)

“so what, tall-ass? at least i don’t have to duck when walking.”

“yeah, and you? i don’t have to worry about jumping whenever i have to avoid you when you’re biting ankles.”

“oh, this again?”

i think you get it.

either way, things were taking a turn for the more impulsive

you had begun to target his shonen, he had begun to target your movie genre obsession

yeah, when you both hit those targets?

things were getting bad.

so, being the parental figure that he is, semi had tried to break it up

and he did...

“guys, calm down. i don’t want to have to separate you in the damned hallways.”

you two quieted down for a bit and laid off the borderline offensive banter

“thank you.”

but semi’s attempt only lasted for a few seconds.

“okay, but seriously, you still aren’t caught up on the last volume, what makes you think you have the right to-”

“one more word, and i’ll kiss you.”

the five of you were still walking, but 80% of the group straight was caught off guard.

you, despite being part of the 80%, still refused to back down when you were still shocked

“oh really?”

“yep. keep going, i dare you.”

“you don’t have the guts.”

“you sure about that, doll?”

“oh, damn straight i am.”

“keep it up.”

“gladly.”

this continued on for a while, pushing to an end when you two reached the hallway for your classes

but tendou was determined.

and time was still plentiful.

so when you spoke next, well...

“okay, just face it you won’t-”

and he kissed you.

straight up, in the hallway, in front of the eyes of many students.

and he wasn’t shy about it in the slightest

tendou went full messy on you, you responding similarly.

the shock of it definitely wore off quickly for you.

it was filled to the brim with passion

and yes, while it was a ‘shut up’ tactic,

it worked wonders for the both of you, seeing as this type of stuff would have been expected of the both of you

didn’t make it any less loving though

(at least, after the initial force.)

so, if you know what i mean, this lasted for a while.

(translation: make out session)

yep, you two straight up shared tongue in the hallway 

(and you may have been pulled closer to him and laid against the wall as the people started to disperse following the action and it’s suddenness)

just, quite literally, a surprising mess.

and it took a few to get you two away from each other

(literally, semi stayed behind to try and pry you guys apart but was dismissed when a teacher had come by the scene.)

(yep, you two got pried apart and given a warning)

10/10, would do it again.

overall, though-

again, 10/10, would do it again

seriously. 

that kiss is passionate, messy, and borderline sexual

BUT

that doesn’t mean that it is any less loving

(see above for author here’s repetition of the same sentence)

plus the breathlessness that comes with the whole experience

holy shit, yes

plus the scenario in which it happened as well as the setting?

oddly perfect for the two of you

casual, comfortable, and open

(yeah, i can’t imagine the kiss happening anywhere but at school don’t @ me)

Shirabu Kenjiro

first things first, this boy is a hardass.

but he’s also the only member of the Shiratorizawa volleyball team that didn’t get in on an athletic scholarship.

so, that being said, his s/o would most likely be someone highly intelligent

like, if he’s in class 4, they’d either be in the same class or a higher one

either way, highly intelligent

i also have the feeling that he’d have to have run-ins with them near constantly

think like, team manager?

they’d would also be very introverted and responsible

he already was drawn to their intelligence, what else could be asked aside from basic college-prep class student other than responsibility?

and the introversion is simply because the man is a man of action, i’d reckon

otherwise, for the kiss.

well, it’s in the library.

the two of you had decided to study together before the exams

you both got in on academic scholarships, so you both had to keep the grades up.

it didn’t necessarily help that the two of you also had little time on your hands because of volleyball practice and games.

(stress runs high in this household, y’know?)

 either way, you find a way to work around the stress and go on your merry little studying way

(AKA ‘hope-to-god-that-i-don’t-absolutely-lose-my-mind-before-exams’ way)

besides the point, you had been wanting to kiss him as of late. 

seriously, you two had been together for a good few months now

and you both wanted to take things slow

but the perfect moment had come and go many, many times

and you were starting to get a little POed. 

‘does he not want to kiss me?’

‘does he not like kisses?’

‘does he not like me that much?’

yeah, you are intelligent but you are also pretty insecure 

(and also very pretty, but since people find your straight face kind of terrifying, not many of them talk to you - not like you care, after all.) 

and while none of that is true, from his perspective, of course

shirabu is just shy.

yep, that’s all it is.

he’s seen the moments, he’s wanted to take the chances

but things just haven’t worked out for him.

it’s always at the worst times, and frankly-

it was getting annoying for the both of you.

for different reasons, of course

but annoying nonetheless.

either way, you two came to the library to study, not make out in the surprisingly hidden area that you had chosen-

ANYWAY

you both got down to business quick.

flashcards, notes, textbooks, you name it

you needed it, you had it

and the both of you had an amazing grasp on the subject matter

so you both went about your normal study process 

(that had been modified to match the library)

things had been going smoothly for a while.

there had been a few slip ups, on both ends, but there was still a few more days beforehand and you both planned to tear into the study material as they continued

so you’d both be fine in the long run.

you still weren’t happy with it, though.

it’s not a surprise that you two had decided to take a small break to hone and get some water.

and while shirabu took the water and small snack route, you took the opposite

you had shoved your face into your notes and reviewed what you got wrong, even going to the extent to annotate the notes you already had with extra information from his notes and the subject textbook.

shirabu had been watching you as you concentrated, 

eyes grazing over the information with intensity that only intrigued him 

(holy shit, i sound like i’m preaching something, why am i like this-)

the way your bright eyes practically glowed with drive

god, it drove him wild.

and whether it was the stress coming to a head, or just the look in your eyes-

hell, maybe even the lack of care that you had for your health-

he just had to kiss you

(distraction, aid, or not)

he knew that now was the perfect time, that this moment would be the best time to do it

so he knew he had to suck it up

and that he did.

he was still hesitant in his approach, though.

“s/o, look at me.”

“hmm? whaddaya nee-”

straight up smooches you midsentence.

the uncharacteristically bold move shocks you, but he makes it quick

(or at least quick enough to distract you from overworking yourself) 

and as quick as it is, my god-

it is passionate.

veyr rough, very forceful, 

but he was careful not to hurt you.

either way, the love and lack of hesitance came through.

and safe to say, the messiness was very prominent as well.

on one hand, though, you stopped pushing your head so hard to study

and you also managed to take the hint.

“so you felt that too?”

“yeah, i did. now stop studying and get some water, idiot.”

you chuckled at him, but did it nonetheless.

you two spent the rest of the time huddled closer together, as well.

(you two didn’t realize the third years peeking through the bookshelvesn watching this though)

(”my god, our little second years are growing up! T_T”)

overall, though

given the preciseness of the kiss, you both felt content with it for the time being 

(i know, a short kiss despite the many times it failed? damn.)

but yeah, given the circumstance, it worked for the both of you.

the library setting, too, holy-

just, overall a great kiss

short, sweet, a little messy, and very shy

(just like your relationship lol)

(sidenote: you two got teased relentlessly by tendou, but semi shut it down quick.) 

Goshiki Tsutomu

can we cover this first? 

this boi is awkward. 

yes, he’s driven. yes, he’s capable. and yes, he is intelligent.

but that doesn’t negate awkward. 

this is why i think he’d have to know his s/o before dating them. 

they would be aware of his little quirks and habits, as would he.

but they’d have to be much more sure of themselves in other areas in order to help push him forward

he does the same, of course, but he’d have an odd time handling it.

so yes, they’d have to be sure of themselves and, possibly, even motherly

patience and tolerance would be key to support this boy.

that being said, i have a feeling that he’d try to make the first kiss happen with a cliche romantic build up

i mean, he’s not stupid, but he most definitely is unaware of how to deal with romantic endeavors. 

(that is actually kind of adorable, but hey - he’s oblivious to things like this, so tell him.)

otherwise, he started the date off in a typical manner.

he had walked up to get you at around 5 pm

you had the okay to skip dinner with your family/guardian for the night, you were prepped and ready in your flowing outfit \

(vague for personal reference)

he had also come prepared, dressed nicely and clean

holding your favorite flowers in his hand, possibly even some small candies for you (that are also your favorite) 

just overall, you could tell he had paid attention to the things that you liked 

(no duh though, you two have been friends for years).

either way, he had everything planned.

and it started off with a picnic at the park.

what else would he hold the candies in?

you thought the basket he was using was a little oversized for candies alone

and you were right.

he had everything that he could bring (and knew wouldn’t rot) with him.

what he didn’t know is that there was none of the food he had originally packed in the basket

and the blanket he had prepared wasn’t there 

(his mom had taken the basket he was supposed to use and he took the one she had - potluck problems).

safe to say, you both didn’t really like the food in the basket

and worse yet? the food was nasty with a capital N

yeah, that part of the plan was bust.

your alternative? 

McDonald’s.

some small amount of money for some small amount of fast food? 

good enough.

not for goshiki, but hey - what can you do?

otherwise, his next plan was fairly simple. 

he’d planned to meet his mother at the amusement park later that night to trade off the basket and enjoy some rides with you.

(and his plan included the ferris wheel) 

anyway, since the ‘meal’ didn’t last long, you settled for walking through town. 

and you did, but...

it rained. 

and the both of you got soaked.

it didn’t last long, thankfullly, but boy oh boy...

goshiki was starting to get a little depressed. 

you noticed, and reached for his hand. 

if things weren’t working out, you’d find a way to replace it.

right now, it was calling your older sibling to come and get you from where you were and taking you to his flat 

(it was the closest) 

either way, he had come by and two had decided to change into off-hand clothing that had been stored there 

(you left some clothes there for when you wanted to see your brother and fell asleep, your brother had some old clothing that fit goshiki)

either way, the awkwardness settled

your brother left you two to your own devices as he had some quick college assignments to complete. 

so you two decided to watch a tv show you both liked while you waited. 

eventually, it happened as such.

your brother had left his room after it was complete and, to keep some secrecy, pulled your brother aside to tell him the plan.

he agreed, and goshiki’s first kiss plan held a chance. 

eventually, as 7:30 rolled around and it started to get dark, your brother told you two to get your stuff and get in the car

“we’re going to the carnival - y/n i’ll pay for whatever you need.”

you both just went along with it.

when you arrived, goshiki walked off for a little bit before running back to you and taking your hand in his.

your brother had already bought a good amount of tickets for you two to use, so you were in the clear. 

you two had ran around, going on a rollercoaster even! 

(you were smiling, goshiki was crying - good times)

but when night fully came upon the sky, he knew he had to act fast.

and, luckily, his luck didn’t screw him over. 

the line to the ferris wheel was short, the sky was getting darker by the second, and he could see people setting up fireworks from his crappy vantage point below the hill.

‘perfect timing.’

and indeed it was.

you had been seated next to him and the ride had begun, and the fireworks had been set off. 

the lights were reflecting, and the pressure of the night just hit him square in the face.

“hey, s/o, i’m sorry about today.”

“what do you mean?”

“the picnic, the walk...it didn’t work out the way i wanted it to and i’m sorry for that.”

you laughed, making eye contact with him.

your bright eyes made him blush and your smile made him melt.

it didn’t help that the neon lights and the fireworks were reflecting in the depths of your eyes.

he knew that the time was now, but he was afraid that if he took the bold chance, you’d push him away.

you, on the other hand, had a completely different idea. 

when he had directed his attention to the floor of the compartment you two were in, you had reached for his chin and pulled his face to meet yours.

you straight up kissed him. 

this shocked the boy, but he went along with it and cupped your cheek in his hand as you wrapped your hands around his neck and pulled yourself closer to him

it got more passionate, and much more messy.

hell, you didn’t even realize how breathless the two of you were until the loudest firework went off right as you two reached the top.

you pulled away from each other then

and while the two of you were bright red, you still cuddled up closer to the other for as long as you could before you both had to go home. 

but, just in general, holy-

this boy’s whole attempt was the cutest thing, and the kiss?

same way.

honestly, it was shy and so timid, 

but it held the messiness of the whole thing still- 

it was still immature, no matter the whole ordeal.

otherwise, both of your romantic fantasies were met to the highest standard when you had kissed on the ferris wheel just-

mwah! 

[yuzenji-archive]

for the ask meme suga, asahi, daichi, kuroo and bokuto!!!

EE HI im gonna assume ur talkign about me telling yall which haikyuu boy bops to which gg and how hard they bop to them

KŌSHI —

definitely a sone and bops mega hard to snsd’s releases

kōshi seems like an sm stan so,, definitely expect him to be bopping to red velvet too and boa (shes a solo artist but ya kno)

ASAHI —

i have a feeling asahi likes oh my girl but his ults are probably wonder girls and yes he bops to them but in his room

he likes the older gen ggs like 2ne1 (i miss them), snsd, orange caramel etc etc

DAICHI —

daichi is an orbit period!!!! homie fw loona harder than anyone in this post

his bias is chuu, i dont make the rules

TETSURŌ —

he seems like he stans dreamcatcher? dreamcatcher and itzy, yes - he’s a multifan, what can i say?

probably also likes gwsn, but you didnt hear that from me

KŌTARŌ —

ARE U KIDDING ME HES A ONCE WHAT ELSE WOULD HE BE?? he fucks with twice SO HAAAAARD homie is up to date with their shit i dont make the rules i really dont

his bias is probably chaeyoung or dahyun ,, or the entire group

[papercranetrain]

To my OG followers:

Thanks for sticking around. I started this blog when I was 14 (I’m now a whole ass adult lmfao🗿). If you remember when my username was @Meatyisgod, then you deserve a medal. My blog has transformed from a Haikyuu account to a multi-anime meme shithole. Although I don’t post anywhere close to the amount that I used to about Haikyuu, I’ll probably always have a soft spot for it.

I remember freaking out when one of my posts, which was fanart of Hinata and Kageyama doing dumbass things, passed 10,000 notes for the first time :,) It was always so enjoyable to be a mega fan of the series, always making friends, enjoying the dope art that the community had to offer, and not caring and having fun (It’s crazy how I look back at my obnoxious past-self with such fondness).

Haikyuu chapter 402 was a great way to wrap up the series. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t tear up a little bit. Seriously though— the nostalgia was almost overwhelming. Anyways, thanks for still being here!! There’s a few thousand of you, many usernames of which I recognize from long ago. Thanks again, hopefully we can all find another series to be obsessive fans together over :) <3

And thank you Furudate Haruichi for creating such an enjoyable series!!!

Ok bye I’m gonna drink some milk

[hatsukeii]

rules: make a new post, name 10 characters from 10 different fandoms that you like, then tag 10 people

Tysm @bokutokoutarou for tagging me

Lezzgo

- Tsukishima (Haikyuu) bruh seriously I love McDonald’s fries this can’t be better. He’s salty enough to be funny but at the same time he’s mega hella insecure and oh wow someone give him a hug and that someone should be me. Marry me. A+++ character development wooo

- Levi (Aot) Mans went through so much, and still manages to pull through, mad respect fr plus he’s hot asf. And even underneath all that toughness he’s a softie and we all know it bc Isayama confirmed it. Marry me.

- I’m sorry my dude but 707 aka Luciel aka Saeyoung Choi (Mystic Messenger) Did I mention he’s in my top three to simp list rn? He has glasses lmao first off. More importantly, dude puts up such a funny front but is silently suffering without people knowing. I haven’t played his route but I got spoiled a tiny bit and I’m halfway through saving up for deep story so I cannot WAIT to play 707’s story. Marry me please.

- Bakugou (Bnha) Honestly one of my all time favs. He comes off as rude, arrogant, hostile, overall an asshole. But we all know he soft soft lolol he needs emotional support. A+ character development yessss-

- Togami (Danganronpa) I have a thing for smartass meganes lmao

- Rei (Free!) Ah no shit of course I like him.^^ plus I can relate to the only just learning how to swim part lol and he’s so eager to learn I like him.

- Haru (Balance Unlimited) I genuinely prefer him over Daiksuke just by a tiny, tiny bit. He relies on his own skills instead of just money and that shows just how capable he is. Not saying Daisuke can just figure stuff out bc he’s rich, but he does have it easier for sure.

- Mammon (Obey Me don’t ask my friend got me into it lol) Big Bakugou vibes minus the assholery plus he has glasses and that’s hot plus I haven’t finished the game yet lmao

- Karma Akabane (Assassination Classroom) Okay put aside the violence, he’s a really good character with A+ development. His mentality grows throughout the series and I live for it.

- Genos (One punch man) Although I haven’t seen s2, I already think his character is absolutely hilarious. He’s so dense and blunt and clueless omf it’s so funny lmfaoo plus he’s op as shiiiiiit

I’m tagging

@izzyphantomgamer @sunshines-and-tatertots @trashcanweeb @ewfilthymundane @thirstyvolleyballhoe @inlwlevi

That’s for now lmao I’m lazy do this if you want idrc:)

[scorpiosanssexy]

Yo, can i get a roommate matchup? I’m a scorpio, intp and i’m a hufflepuff. I’m half sudanese, half british and speak english and a bit of arabic and french. I like spicy food and meat, listening to riotgrrl and indie music and writing fan fic lmao. I can cook but cannot bake for the life of me and I’m super tidy. My aesthetic is goblin shit - rolling around in mud, screeching at the sun, jumping on random stuff, that kinda of shit. Plus I have OCD. Overall, I’m a disaster bisexual 😎

Dear User, 

congratutions, we have found you a potential roommate. We have throughly looked through your application and we hope you are happy with your result. Below this post are the details about them 

Your Sincerely 

The Accomodation Team 

Name: Sugawara Koushi

Birthday: 13th June (Gemini)

MBTI: INFJ 

now you all may be thinking how lovely suga would be as a roommate, you know just being the lovely cinnamon roll he is and all

WRONG 

this man screams wine aunt vibes, honey he supports every dumb decision you will ever make 

come on he is a gemini, but you don’t mind too much, scorpio and gemini combination is deadly 

you too are partners in crime tbh 

anyway back to the main point

I feel like Suga is somone who has traveled a lot and is interested in other cultures so he is generally intrigued by your sudanese background 

he will especially likes to learn specialties dishes from your country too 

now he is mega impressed that you are trilingual (as someone who did a level french i am high key impressed)

like i can see you and him watching french movies together with of course some bottle of vino (if you are of age of course x) 

his personal faves of his so far has been Amelie but he also really likes les Intouchables as well 

he has downloaded duolingo too, ( can i just say that the owl is hella scary) 

anyway you also teach him some slang and swear words in both arabic and french ( i am not going to put some examples because this a family friendly account) 

so whenever people kageyama and hinata  piss him off during practice he mutters these words now thanks to you

you both like to confuss daichi whenever he comes round 

now you said you like spicy food 

well this man is the king of spice 

he might look like he has a delicate tongue but you are wrong 

(it is canon that he really likes spicy foods) 

you too love cooking poisoning  the karasuno team whenever they come around

tanaka reactions are priceless 

sometimes the pair of you have like chilli eating competions to see how can handle the most spice 

it get’s really competitive 

daichi is concerned 

noya is hyping you guys up 

speaking of noya can i just say you too also become besties 

like he is wine aunt 2.0 

you too would literally go rolling around in the mud and have fun 

meanwhile suga is the backgroud being like: “you are doing great sweetie” 

Now if you have ever watched the haikyuu in dub suga VA gives off indie music vibes (if you haven’t suga dub voice is really soothing) 

so some nights where the pair of you can’t get to sleep you will but on some lofi hit or some of your fave indie bands and just lay down in the middle of the living room floor with lots of blankets and vibe 

Now I don’t really take suga as one to be into fanfics all that much 

however he loves your writing ( i love your writing, representing all the affectionate and cuddly girls) 

he will help you proof read and give you some pointers from an outsiders perspective 

it opens your mind up to new ideas 

Suga can also cook as well so you take it turns to do the cooking, and ocassionally you have a come dine with me kinda set up 

you invite daichi over as well (seeing as he can cook) 

you score each others meals out of 10 and all 

and in fourth place is me  you know if you ( a little come dine with me reference) 

now this might be a bit of a controversal opinion but i do not think suga has a sweet tooth and likes to bake 

so he doesn’t mind if you can’t bake at all, if you wanted to learn he would eat some of it but he would pass the rest on to Asahi (who also has a sweet tooth) 

now as much as suga does have crackhead tendancies i feel like suga would want his place to look tidy 

he is a classy guy y’know 

he isn’t called mr refreshing for nothing

he really apreciates that you feel the same and sometimes for the bants for the whole day you just rearrange the furniture around the place to change things up so it doesn’t get too boring

he doesn’t mind your OCD at all and is very understanding if a certain environment is stressing you out 

he is very good at comforting you too 

as for your whole vibe (which i love can we be friends) 

suga adores that about you, he is here for the good time not the long time 

if you wanna take the plunge and do something completely random suga will either hype you up or do it with you

like you too just want to explore the world together and what it has to offer 

Overall, you have a charming, fun loving but a bit too relaxed roommate

Other Potential Matches: Nishinoya Yuu and Bokuto Koutarou

hey there! i hope you are happy with your result and thank you for your patience, sending you all my hugs and love from your fellow scorpio and affection queen carla