#haikyuu fake chat

[denkithunder]

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SUMMARY: an anonymous twitter account starts revealing random secrets about the volleyball club members, and it’s starting to make them lose trust in each other.

note: from now on pls ignore time stamps (i don't know anymore honestly)

taglist: @netzukochannn @serowotonin @cosmo-infatuation @thechaosoflonging @kuroaka @theultimatefrenchfangirll @kiritokunuwu @soanis

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[itsnotira]

Karasuno, But Make it Community

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[takes1]

p. 4 bratty tsukishima x manager!reader enemies to lovers

thank you so much @v15aexe for giving me that suggestion! i tried my best to honor it and make it feel as organic as possible! and thanks to everyone who's supported this little series :) next part should be heavy nsfw. lmk if ya'll want any other series/characters in my requests

warnings. sfw somehow again idk how this keeps happening to me. minors DNI

details. sfw? / build-up to nsfw / PDA / during: training camp arc / first kiss / jealous!tsukki / stupidshima / needyshima / suggestive petting / kuroo rizz / hand holding / unspoken feelings / communication / obsessed tanaka/nishinoya / 2k words

🤍 kei series. part one / part two / part three / final part / reply and get added to the taglist to get notifs for the last part!

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Tsukishima couldn't believe that it was so dark outside when he left the gym. This training camp would be the death of him.

Dreary and a bit dehydrated, he stepped to the doorway and looked at the surrounding gym-trailers, envious of all the ones that were dark and unoccupied.

His eyes naturally landed on one that was still in-use, though.

Kuroo, who had left early for unspecified reasons, was chatting you up with an unmistakable rizz charisma at the entrance.

You (the now-specified reason) looked downright delighted to be talking to him.

Tsukishima bit the inside of his cheek, heart racing, and barely noticed Bokuto's heavy shoulder slap on the way out of their gym.

"Yeah," He gave a half-cocked, hardly engaged smile and it fell right away.

Bokuto looked over his shoulder for a moment with a confused look- he said nothing to warrant a 'yeah,' but the thousand-yard stare across the kid's face was enough for even him to understand it was out of his paygrade to pry. He continued walking back to his own lodging, quickly becoming absentminded once more.

His immediate reaction at this discomfort was to roll his eyes, put his shoes on, and step out onto the concrete, facing the way back.

Your sweet laugh rang in his ears as he did this.

He looked back, and the older, better in now every way version of himself was brimming with pride that you found him funny.

His dignity couldn't take another beating today. He'd never be able to look you in the eye if he let this one go.

A newfound swiftness in his legs carried him three trailers down to where the light was pouring out into the dark night, blocked only by now: three shadows.

"-that was real sexy-- U-hum, admirable when you told your team off like that today," His fake 'slip-up' had you blushing from ear to ear, hands folded neatly in front of you.

The sly way he lowered his voice to just above a mutter was reminiscent of pillow-talk. He was undeniably smooth and radiated confidence. Even the successfully casual manner in which he leaned against the doorway to both get closer to you and to come across as more conversational.

You corrected him, pushing down his hand; he was about move some of your hair, so you moved it yourself.

You were keeping a polite distance both physically and verbally, "If this is your way of getting intel, you'd be barking up the wrong tree."

Unfazed, he took your hand in his effortlessly, "The only intel I need is your number."

When you took a breath to deny him that for the fourth time, you jumped at Tsukishima's haunted appearance just coming into the light.

Kuroo looked back and nearly jumped out of his skin with an uncool yelp- he quickly covered it with a, "Fuck--! Four-Eyes! You scared the absolute shit out of me."

He caught his breath, holding his chest, "You look like a damn ghost."

You laughed, sharing an entertained glance with Tsukishima, but saw that he was much less delighted to be standing there.

He crafted something on the spot, monotone and sounding just as disinterested as usual, "Coach needs you back at the dorm. It's getting late."

"Oh," You threw a look back to Hinata and Kageyama, who were still practicing, "I was just making sure these two got back in one piece. And- at a decent... time."

You checked your watch and realized it wasn't exactly a decent time anymore.

As you called out to the two still inside, Tsukishima and Kuroo stood in front of each other and crossed their arms with identical scowls.

Kuroo knew that face well. He'd seen it many times with other guys. The 'Go Away, Stop Talking to Her' stare. But he'd place good money on the fact that Tsukishima didn't even know it was a thing.

Even though he was just a freshman, and even though you were too damn good-looking to be Karasuno's manager, and even though he scared him- he took pity on him.

So he let up, but not without one last punch.

"I hope Bokuto grilled you enough while I was gone," He smirked, "You'll need to step it up for tomorrow's match, Tsukki."

There was a slight drop from the gym to the concrete. Tsukishima held his hand out for you to hop down with, and with a look he didn't return, you decided to take it and fixed your shoes.

"I plan to."

You felt a chill between them and had zero desire to intervene. Kuroo seemed to give a subtle, proud smile.

"Good."

The walk back was dead silent. It was slowly suffocating you, nagging at you like flies to just say something about what happened between you.

The pace wasn't fast, but it wasn't slow. And the accommodated lodging wasn't too far off from the lined-up gyms, so you both felt the opportunity growing smaller and smaller.

"It's nice seeing you stay for solo practice."

He said nothing.

"And- you've been getting better."

He scoffed, "Tell me that when we're not hitting penalty sprints after every match."

You smiled. It was quiet again.

"I will."

He looked down at you, brows raised, softer now. He realized how mean he sounded and couldn't take it back. There were a lot of things he couldn't take back.

That feeling helped him not shut down your candid question.

"So, what was that? Back there?"

His response was careful and slow. You were waiting on your toes for each following word.

"I guess-... I'm- surprised."

"What do you mean?"

"That you'd-- entertain that. You're not the type."

"You should be more careful putting girls in boxes, Tsukki-" The nickname just slipped out. You felt your face get warmer.

He stayed silent, though. You couldn't read him no matter how hard you tried.

You continued, treading lightly, "I... I don't know, it is nice being fawned over. It's flattering, at least."

The "Yeah," he choked out sounded like he'd gotten stabbed through the middle with a serrated knife- and you just twisted it.

"Much easier than having to deal with some jackass that doesn't know how to talk to me."

A surprised half-laugh, half-scoff left his lips at your brash comment.

"Really." He rolled his eyes, heart sinking, and regretting just about every moment between you. Especially that out-of-body shit he pulled back there.

"But," You leaned to look at him and found it nearly impossible.

He was staring at the sky. He really did look in pain.

"I wouldn't say I prefer it," A smile crept over your lips, a small laugh at how absurd your own words sounded, "It's not interesting enough."

His Adam's apple bobbed and his jaw worked. He was already at rock-bottom, so there was nothing to hide.

Another sigh-laced response, "What... would you prefer?"

The shared dormitories were approaching closer. You began to mosey, your footfalls with more time between them, smaller distance, in the hopes that you could steal more time alone. It was such a warm night and you were craving to get under a fan, but sweating out in this muggy, paved path had steady-growing appeal.

"Tall," You started to list, struggling to keep a nervous, yet amused grin down, "Blond,"

He finally looked down at you.

His eyes were glossy under his glasses. There was no such smile on his face, but his chest rose and fell faster.

"Intelligent, but-," You stopped and he followed your lead without a moment's hesitation. The pause felt right because now, the street light next to your housing was setting between you in a warm, flickering glow, "Somehow incredibly stupid."

An unfiltered laugh broke his melancholic silence and it was the most beautiful sound you could've asked for.

"Mean," You felt inclined to include through his bout of relieved laughter, "But- secretly really thoughtful, and sweet. And a really cute laugh."

You giggled with him, giddy and incredibly apprehensive as you took his hand. He laced his fingers through yours and your tummy started to dance with a billion butterflies.

Another tentative, gentle hand found its rightful place on your waist.

"I'm sorry," He muttered, "About... everything."

Crystal clear feelings of guilt flashed across his face, despite holding you, your admission, and his reparations today. His insecurities really did manage to worm their way back in.

"I thought it was pretty clear that I forgave you," You grinned, squinting up at him, "But since you're so stupid-,"

He smiled and looked away, shy.

"I guess I have to tell you directly that," You grabbed his chin to force him look at you, "I forgive you."

Those eyes were beyond complex. His charged, but needy stare sent a shiver down your spine and made your knees so weak that you were appreciative he pulled you closer to his chest.

You knew he didn't know how to kiss.

So you made the first move- a soft hand to the side of his face to guide him down, and a gentle, barely-there, slow peck. He started to kiss back, but it was over before he got the proper chance to try.

"One more," He breathed, the tiniest smirk covering a bottomless desire for you.

He could hardly form a kiss through his smiling, you weren't sure if he was really even trying on the second time he asked for another.

You leaned up for a third, hand at last unlacing from his, and slid to the base of his neck for a subtle pull for control. A deeper, much better kiss ensued as the result of this direction.

That unsure hand on your waist gripped harder with growing certainty- his thumb wrapped forward around your hip and squeezed, sending a shock throughout your body that left you tugging at the roots of his hair.

"Mmn," You buzzed against him and, a bit breathless, sucked a small, red spot to his jaw when you couldn't keep kissing him anymore.

"Ye-ah-" You seethed, brow knotted, "We can't do this here."

He was panting at the loss of your touch and your pretty voice. He nodded dumbly but didn't move.

You carefully guided his hand off of yours, holding it for a moment, and smiled at his dazed expression for all it was worth.

Your timing couldn't have been better. Just as you climbed the first steps to get into the building, Tanaka burst through the door in a fury.

"(Y/N)!! Where were you?! I'vebeenworriedsick!" He cried, only just barely drowning out the rapid, thundering of footsteps (interrupted only briefly with a crash and resulting shout) from your other personal fan, Nishinoya, who burst through the door in an identical fashion-- "Thank GOD!"

They both collapsed against you, not even giving you the chance to register their incessant noise.

"Jesus," You wheezed at the absurd weight of them both.

Tsukishima went completely unseen for the second time that night.

"Get off, both of you!" Daichi's disembodied, reprimanding voice called from upstairs. He certainly couldn't see them, so he must've just known.

With great, exaggerated labor, they did as told, but didn't drop the subject.

"You've never been out so late before!" Nishinoya exclaimed, taking both of your hands in his with big, dinner-plate eyes. It was only 9:30.

"Well, you have Tsukki to thank for getting me back safely," You joked, much quieter than them, heart light on the heels of a good kiss and in the company of good friends.

They looked around before spotting him, generating an amused smile on your face, and shook both of his hands at the same time, thanking him many times for his service.

"He saved me from Kuroo," You added with a playful glance back to Tsukishima, now free to walk in with them out of the way.

Now he was the one bombarded with questions as you slipped your shoes off in the doorway.

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[chaoticallyfragmentary]

New Year's eve with Haikyuu!

Apparently it's been 2 years since this blog and now that I am back, here's a little something for anybody who's been waiting ❤️❤️

New Year’s eve with Suna Rinatrou would be the rock against your bedroom window in the dead of the night, with that silly little grin on his face, hand outstretched with your helmet as he fakes shivering on his bike, streetlights passing by so quickly like white lines against the black sky, stealing food from your takeout box even though he’s got his, the sound of the ocean as you sit back to his chest wrapped up in his jacket, his calloused hand loosely intwined with yours as you watch the fireworks across the night sky. It was feeling his mouth shape around the words Happy new year, and it was searching your face with an unmasked hope that makes you ache because Happy new year meant a promise and an oath, all in one and as you lean back into him hiding your face in his neck, heart jumping to your throat because how could you hide the want and devotion and love in your bones and you mouth the words back to him, happy new year. It was just a moment of peace followed by your angry growls crashing amidst the sound of the sea because RINTAROU!! Delete that fucking picture or you’re dead!

New Year’s eve with Atsumu was the parties with the rest of the Japanese national team, the five star hotels and the dressed to the nines. It was dancing your hearts out, Hinata and Bokuto singing so off key, it was a miracle you guys weren’t kicked out yet. It was his hands wandering your body as you move to the music like you’re made of it, flushing pink, color blooming up your neck and across your cheeks, leaning down to kiss the crown of your head as you casually chat with Iwaizumi. It was the happy humming sound he makes whenever you feed him one of the appetizers that you liked, sneaking away minutes before the countdown because he wanted it to be just the two of you, drunk on champagne bubbles and the feel of your hands intertwined, his smile so beautiful it would make all the dead lovers of the world jealous. It was him kissing you, unhurried and intoxicating, teeth tugging your bottom lip as he leaned more heavily against you, his hands around your waist and yours in his hair, Oikawa whistling and Iwaizumi shutting him up from somewhere because he be like that. It was just your ‘Tsumu looking at you with an earnest sincerity that only he is capable of, a gaze so soft that it made you ache with joy. It was the teasing and the laughter, the warmth of home in the air because you were with Miya Atsumu and he was out there, a little bit drunk as he talks to Bokuto about how you were the peanut butter to his jelly and you had never been happier.

[theholypeanut]

Haikyuu boys as Romance Tropes

Content: some typical angst, fluff as a little Drabble with your hav Haikyuu boys;

Gn!reader, except fake dating

Enemies to lovers

He hated you from the moment he saw you. The audacity, the way you were walking, everything just pissed him off. You were always fighting about the smallest things, as if your very existence was annoying. But what annoyed him the most was how he couldn’t get you out of his mind whenever you were not around. It was frustrating whenever he saw you laughing and chatting with other guys. How dare you never smile like that at him?

Suna, Tsukishima, Oikawa, Kunimi

Friends to lovers

Living in the same neighborhood and growing up together was an experience that bonded you two for life. From you crying on the playground after falling down to always hanging out in each other's houses while your parents were gossiping, you grew closer and closer over the years. It took him a moment to realize that as you grew up, he no longer saw you as just a playground friend. Instead, he actually missed you whenever you weren't at home and wondered if you were maybe out with your boyfriend. And that thought alone was driving him crazy.

Sugawara, Daichi, Akaashi, Hoshiumi

Best friend’s sibling

This type of guy had never really fallen in love before and would often shrug whenever any of their friends experienced romance issues. Until one day, he got to know you. It wasn't love at first sight; he simply hung out regularly at his best friend's house and naturally got to know you more and more. Eating ice cream in the kitchen, fighting for the TV remote on the couch, you spent time together. And then he heard the words, 'You are here so often, you are almost like my another brother.'

And he realized that it... hurt.

Yamaguchi, Osamu, Iwaizumi

Fake relationship

He is a very popular boy. To be fair, you don’t think you know any girl who wouldn’t want to date them if they asked. But some people really cross the line with their obsession - love letters everyday, stalking, stealing their stuff from the locker - it got absolutely crazy. One day, one of the teammates innocently suggested: “Why won’t you get yourself a fake girlfriend, so your fans will back off?” You agreed to pretend to be their girlfriend to see it this works. To make it more believable you actually started to spend more time together? He took you home after school, you went to watch a movie together. As time goes by he realised that he actually enjoyed doing this things with you - and he really wants to hold your hand, take you to the arcade, touch your hair and grab a late night snack together. After a while there’s only one thing on his mind: Would it be too much to kiss in a fake relationship? How to get you for real this time?

Atsumu, Kuroo, Ushijima

Love at first sight

He never understood the idea of love that everyone talked about. Usually, he would just shrug it off and remain indifferent. "You'll get it when you find the one" he heard from his friends. And then he saw you for the first time. It was just a regular encounter next to the vending machine, both of you reaching for the dispenser to put a coin in. He looked at you, and it felt like he accidentally swallowed his tongue.

"Sorry, you can go first," you said, a little embarrassed.

"Go out with me" he blurted out.

"What?”

Nishinoya, Hinata, Bokuto, Tendou

Opposites attract

There is always this comparison: water and fire, salt and pepper, Yin and Yang. Somehow, he never gave it much thought before - that the person he would fall for would be everything he is not. He is calm, collected, and quiet, while you are a walking chaos, loud, a troublemaker, always laughing the loudest in the room. At first, he even found you annoying, but the more you two interacted, he realized that this walking disaster was what made him smile. Others would be surprised at how well you work together, but somehow now, he doesn't think he can ever let you go, because he doesn't want to go back to his quiet existence. He just wants you.

ASAHI, Kita, Aone

By slowlyholypeanut, don’t translate, put on other websites, steal

Beautiful divider by @cafekitsune

[satorisoup]

hii ‹𝟹 im so sorry for my late reply but i have been working on my mental health, things have been pretty rough and i didn’t want to come here talking and faking everything was fine </3

your welcome. i’m sure it will always be a pleasure to read your work :3

fr fr :( . tanjiro and genya are literally the cutest??? along with muichiro. like cmon??? who can hate them 😣

yeah. there’s this region problem. crunchyroll in my country doesn’t available many anime 😒 it sucks tbh but thank you, i will try ‹𝟹

yes 🙌🏼 i can’t believe yesterday someone told me that hq wasn’t good🧍‍♀️! bokuto is a silly little boy, but i think if they got together it was because of bokuto 🤭

good luck for getting your puppy in the future 🖤🖤

fr summer can be really tough sometimes T^T hope is doing better now ‹𝟹

autumn is coming in some days ALREADY isn’t it crazy how time flies 🤯 !! and thank you so much 🥹🖤

tbh i make your words mine :’) <33

things are stressful, but hanging in here. how about you? i hope you had a fun august ‹𝟹

loads of love and hugs for you, sweetie 🫶🏼

UWAHHH HAI MA LOVE !! (ˊᵒ̴̶̷̤ ꇴ ᵒ̴̶̷̤ˋ) i must apologize for m’ late reply SOB !! m’ soso happy to see you in my inbox ehe !! >//<

SOBSOB ouh, nono !! please, i promise it’s oki !! there’s no need to apologize m’ sweets !! :< i understand sometimes things aren’t always the best, i’m just happy to see you in my inbox any time !! <3

SNIFFLE omigoodness, m’ soso sorry to hear that things haven’t been to well for you !! T^T m’ soso proud of yous for choosin’ to work on your mental health !! pwease know m’ always here if you ever need to talk, you’re an absolute delight and you deserve all of tha happiness !! <3 remember you are loved n’ cherished, always !! :<

EEEK omigoodness !! muichiro !! he is just the absolute CUTEST !! i wanna squish his little cheeks !! :< ouh, how i miss him </3 i must get a figure of him someday !! my best friend absolutely adores him ehe >//<

GASP !! crunchyroll, when i catch you !! :< m’ soso sorry crunchyroll isn’t available for yous !! T^T yes, pwease let me know how it works out for you ehe !! ^_^

OMIGOSH someone said dat haikyuu wasn’t good ?? :0 nunu !! not true !! haikyuu is tha bestest in tha whole universe methinks !! >//< ehe, for realsies !! 🥺 kou would sweep keiji off his feetsies !! ( just as he did with me teehee !! :3 )

TEEHEE mhmhm !! autumn is upon us n’ m’ SHOOO excited !! >.< time really does fly !! & YES !! m’ doing much better with tha heat, m’ currently in the process of redoing my whooole room !! tha room im moving into gets the coldest in the whole house during winter n’ fall so m’ SUPA excited ehe !! THANK YOU FOR ASKING MA SWEETS !! <3

SOBSOB i really do hope things get less stressful for yous !! just remember to take it a little at a time, i pwomise things will get better !! my august was a little all over tha place, m’ hoping september n’ october will bring along better things for tha both of us !! <3

EHE we must talk abouts mha methinks !! have you watched it ?? if you have, i must know your favorites !! >//<

i also must ask if you collect anything !! :0 manga, figures, mugs, clothes, buttons, pwease tell me all if you do !! i’d love to talk about it with you !! :>

WAHHH i hope things light up for you, ma love !! i adore our chats more than anything !! >//< m’ soso excited to be mooties with you now ehe :3 !! m’ sending you all of my bestest wishes & hugging you soso tightly !! MWUUUAH !! <3 🍓

[reggies-eyeliner]

𝐌𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐔𝐏𝐒 (CLOSED)!

OPEN 2/26-2/24<3!! (5 SLOTS LEFT! [2/19/23])

I have not done matchups in ages but THEN I WATCHED Lockwood & Co?? I had this whole epiphany like. WRITING THESE WERE SO FUN HELLO?? matchups will be open from 2/16-2/24! please read through all of the rules :D If a submission doesn't fill out all the requirements, I am more likely to push it off until later, so please make sure to read it carefully! I SWEAR IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT TOO COMPLICATED OKOK LETS DO THIS VAMANOS&lt;333!

(AND YES PLATONIC MATCH UPS ARE OPEN FOR MY AROSPEC/QPR/PLATONIC RELATIONSHIP LOVING BABES GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW)

THIS IS LIKE A BUFFET. PICK AND CHOOSE WHAT YOU WANT BABES MWAHAHAHA

FANDOMS (up to two*):

across the spider-verse*

most animated movies (httyd, bh6, rotg^^)

lockwood & co*

stranger things

julie and the phantoms

avatar: the last airbender

the legend of korra

rottmnt**

voltron: legendary defenders

haikyuu

* i've only watched the series so far + i'm about to start the comics/books (and very excited to omg) !! just an fyi that my pairings will most likely revolve more around the characters featured in the series IM SORRY I SWEAR I'LL GET TO THE BOOKS/COMICS ASAP

**exclusively platonic matchups preferred/qpr!

TYPES OF MATCHUPS:

the classic: submit in matchup information + get paired with (a) romantic partner(s)! in return for the matchup information, you will receive: a 1x3 moodboard, one song + a hefty list of headcanons + a mix-and-match randomized trope explanation! (ex: a blurb about sharing a bed, first time meeting, fake dating confession scene ; ~100 words!)

the Fave Homie(s)™: platonic matchups (my personal fave MWAHAHA)! you'll get paired with as many characters as you'd like<3!! in return for matchup information, you will receive: a 1x3 moodboard, one song + a hefty list of headcanons + incorrect quotes describing your dynamic between you and your found family/best bro<3

customized schedule: submit what your schedule looks like throughout any day of the week (up to two) + matchup information (platonic or romantic), you will receive: an hourly schedule on what life is like with said character i match you with + the aspects of your life with them! (ex: 8am, wake up by their side + they make you coffee blah blah blah), + a song for each moment of the day to describe your dynamic :D

MATCHUP INFORMATION:

name + preferred gender(s) to be paired with

preferred fandom (up to two are okay, but please let me know which one you'd like me to focus on more!)

platonic and/or romantic + polycule preference etc + preferred age group!!

you can include your sexuality if you'd like to (only if you want me to touch on the aspect on how your matchup will support you because. yeah<3)

giving + receiving love languages

hobbies, talents, things that make you you (think: if this wasn't in my life, how different would i be?)

mbti/zodiac (optional)

personality, how you handle difficult situations

what consist of a good memory for you

favorite songs + music taste/colors/any kind of aesthetics!!

anything that brings you comfort/anything that doesn't give you comfort (can be about a relationship or just in life :-D)

OTHER RULES?

preferably off anon! i'd love to talk to you more after the matchup submission as well MWAHHAHA<333 if you're planning on being anon, an emoji anon would be p cool so we can chat more!

as i'm also a busy student, i will prioritize school-- if you submit a matchup, please be prepared to have up to anywhere from a 1-14 day wait! i'll send you a message that i got your ask hehe

you should totally use a pick up line in my ask box i enjoy pick up lines so much.

OTHER THAN THAT MAN write as much/little as you'd like!

[cryminkuwrites]

firsts things first

hello everyone ! i've finally decided to make a tumblr dedicated to my fandom writing c: ! i will mostly post about my current obsession/brainrot, knowing I can't focus on one thing for a really long time, or it's rare eheh. but i wanted to make a little introduction, before diving into the more interresting part >:)...

you can call me minku

i'm a 23 yo girl from the south of france (i'm so sorry in advance for my spelling mistakes)

my pronouns are she/her

i have a bachelor's degree in cinema, I stopped university after an attempts at a master degree in art philosophy and a bachelor on litterature ; school sucks is all i'm gonna say

i LOVE reading, writing ofc, eating, music (the only genre that i don't really listen to are dubstep, and rave music), discovering new things, CATS, laying on my bed with music while imagining fake scenarios and many other things !!

i'm a leo, and a INFP-T 4w3 for my astrological, MBTI and enneagram nerds c; ! (please i want to know your zodiac sign, mbti and enneagram)

my main fandoms are ; Haikyuu!!, Skyrim (and all the TES lore), Blue Eye Samurai, and maybe others that I have forgotten !

and i hope we can chat !!

[kodaiki]

GOOD MORNING TEXTS FROM THE CAPTAINS

feat: daichi, kuroo, bokuto, oikawa, ushijima, terushima & kita

a/n: found these in my camera roll! enjoy <333 don’t mind my old watermark!

ʚĭɞ interaction and reblogs always appreciated! ʚĭɞ

[mrskodzuken]

Compatibility Chart

pairing: Kozume Kenma x gn!reader

genre: fluff with crack (in smau format)

tw/cw: post-timeskip, domestic fluff, established relationship (reader and Kenma are married here), angry reader (more like pissed-off lol), Kenma is an INTP so reader is either ISFP/ESFP/ISTP/ESTP (see 'one-sided match' below), slight suggestive content in the end, Kenma is (lowkey) a total simp for his s/o.

a/n: remember that MBTI Compatibility tag game that made rounds on Tumblr days ago? Yeah, that. Me and some of my friends and moots were kinda annoyed/pissed by the results that I turned my frustration yesterday about it into writing. Also not me swearing that I won't do another smau post but... siiiiigh here we go again smh /gen tagging @anime-central @hanayanetwork

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[kenjikutie]

hail’s original fics, headcanons and smau masterlist for haikyuu

a/n: this masterlist only includes my longer requests and original works! there will be no celebration asks, short requests or prompts on here

haikyuu:

-- headcanons --

facetime calls (bokuto, kuroo, kageyama) their crush compliments their muscles (ushijima, bokuto, tendou, goshiki) easily lost s/o (bokuto and akaashi) being seijoh’s manager being nekoma’s manager their crush sleeps on their shoulder (asahi, daichi, ushijima, oikawa) easily lost s/o (ushijima, kuroo, bokuto, tsukishima) a clingy s/o (kenma and yamaguchi) affectionate s/o (oikawa, tsukishima, atsumu, iwaizumi) talking about the future (tenma) introducing s/o to the team (kyoutani) having a similar son (sakusa) having a smol s/o (sakusa) courting their s/o (atsumu, oikawa) crushing on nekoma manager (tsukishima) seijoh manager (kyoutani) crushing on kageyama’s sister (tsukishima) his son goes to his volleyball game (ushijima) shy s/o plays volleyball (atsumu and sakusa) teaching you to play volleyball (kageyama and kenma) you say i love you (tendou, yaku, tsukishima) talking about the future (kageyama, oikawa, nishinoya seijoh manager (oikawa) crushing on manager(akaashi)

-- fics --

thats my wife (sakusa kiyoomi) -  when you show up for your first day of managing the black jackals, your husband is less than thrilled with the attention you recieve from his team-members cheek kisses and butterflies (bokuto koutaro) -  bokuto’s good luck charm and biggest weakness nearly misses one of the most important games of his career and he can’t handle it fateful consequences (oikawa tooru) - you and oikawa get into a fight before his biggest game of the season and it’s up to him to fix what he broke promised neverland (kageyama tobio) -  you and kageyama had made many promises to one another, but, perhaps the king doesn’t need a princess after all

-- mini masterlists --

so... you’re dating masterlist bird watching masterlist

-- smau masterlists --

eagle eyed (kageyama tobio) -  in which you, the younger sister of ushijima wakatoshi, decide to put on a children’s volleyball camp at shiratorizawa and meet kageyama tobio, who steals your heart, despite the warnings of your older brother status: completed blind date (kenma kozume) -  as a youtuber, you see it as your job to be kind to everyone like you on the platform. however, one by the name of kodzuken continously pushes your buttons and has now been labeled your archenemy. but, what happens when the person your friends set you up on a date with, turns out to be the man who’s impartial attitude makes you want to rip your hair out? status: ongoing number neighbor (terushima yuuji) -  while pursuing your education degree as a hopeful college freshman, surronded by your crackhead friend group, you are unlucky enough to recieve a text that you don’t have time for. but, is your number neighbor really as annoying as he seems? maybe, he’s a bit closer than you think status: coming soon

requests status: CLOSED with five pending

[ugh-tsumu]

DOING THE HEART CHALLENGE WITH HAIKYUU BOYS (written in FILIPINO)

You know, that trend right now where you let your SO finish the other half of the heart? Oo 'yan putanginang 'yan na nakakabitter letse.

-> characters. oikawa, tsukishima, sakusa, ushijima

-> click here for part 2

-> gen. tag. @nakizumie @kirakirasaku @gayerthanthee @mirakeul

-> OIKAWA

-> SAKUSA

-> TSUKISHIMA

-> USHIJIMA

[oreosmama]

Break Up Prank (Haikyuu!! Fake Texts)

(Captain Version) Part 1

A/N: okay so Kita doesn’t have any screen time either wtf. And nobody told me that fake texts were so damn fun to make😔 A knee ways, enjoy!

Oikawa, Kuroo, Terushima

[miyams]

- 𝗿��𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 '𝗯𝗿𝗼' 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 ♥︎

w/ oikawa, kuroo, kita, bokuto, kenma, suna, kageyama, tsukishima and atsumu

𝗮/𝗻: this is my first text haikyuu au or smth agskslksj i hope you'll lowkey like it eventho there are some characters. thank you so much! have a good day baes 🌼🚶‍♀️

[theholypeanut]

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Peanut’s Wheel of Fortune Event Masterlist

Blue Lock

Isagi Yoichi

- You Belong with Me (Bachira, Isagi, Kunigami x fake dating)♫

- Isagi x Friends to Lovers (Peanut’s Wheel of Fortune Event) ♫

Bachira Meguru

- Sparks Fly ♫

- You Belong with Me (Bachira, Isagi, Kunigami x fake dating)♫

- Bachira comforts you after a nightmare from watching horrors ♫

Kunigami Rensuke

- You Belong with Me (Bachira, Isagi, Kunigami x fake dating)♫

Kurona Ranze:

- Planet Hotline Disaster ♫

- Being besties with Kurona, Hiori and Niko (as a nerd clique) ♪ (bonus smau of your group chat) ♪

Otoya Eita:

- To All The Girls You Loved Before ♫

- Otoya x Forced Proximity (Peanut’s Wheel of Fortune Event) ♫

- Otoya x Fake Dating (Peanut’s Wheel of Fortune Event) ♫

(Otoya is honourably bullied in almost every of my fics)

Yukimiya Kenyu:

- Big brother Yukimiya ♪

Tokimitsu Aoshi:

- Being besties with Tokimitsu, Aryu, Zantetsu and Raichi (separately) ♪

Aryu Jyubei:

- Being besties with Tokimitsu, Aryu, Zantetsu and Raichi (separately) ♪

Zantetsu Tsurugi:

- Being besties with Tokimitsu, Aryu, Zantetsu and Raichi (separately) ♪

Raichi Jingo:

- Being besties with Tokimitsu, Aryu, Zantetsu and Raichi (separately) ♪

Hiori Yo:

- Being besties with Kurona, Hiori and Niko (as a nerd clique) ♪ (bonus smau of your group chat) ♪

- Hiori x Grumpy and Sunshine (Peanut’s Wheel of Fortune Event) ♫

Niko Ikki:

- Being besties with Kurona, Hiori and Niko (as a nerd clique) ♪ (bonus smau of your group chat) ♪

- Blue Lock Dere (Which dere are they when they have a crush on you?) ♫

- Kuroko no Basket x Blue Lock Crossover Headcanon ♪

- Grumpy x Sunshine Multifandom ♫ ♪

Others:

- Being Ego Jinpachi’s smart daughter with zero athletic skills ♪

Meme value:

- Barbie or Oppenheimer? (Isagi, Bachira, Chigiri, Kunigami, Rin, Reo, Nagi, Barou) ♪

- Barbie or Oppenheimer 2 (Shidou, Sae, Yukimiya, Karasu, Otoya, Aryu, Tokimitsu, Gagamaru, Niko, Kurona) ♪

Haikyuu

Tendou Satori:

- Tendou x Love at First Sight (Peanut’s Wheel of Fortune Event) ♫

- Tendou x Second Chances (Peanut’s Wheel of Fortune Event) ♫

Hoshiumi Korai:

- Hoshiumi x Forced Proximity (Peanut’s Wheel of Fortune Event) ♫

Haijime Iwaizumi:

- Iwaizumi x Forbidden Love (Peanut’s Wheel of Fortune Event) ♫

- Haikyuu boys as Taylor Swift songs ♪

- Haikyuu boys as Romance Tropes ♫

- Grumpy x Sunshine Multifandom ♫ ♪

Kuroko No Basket

Kuroko Tetsuya:

- I Think He Knows (KNB boys with a tall gf) ♫

Kise Ryota:

- I Think He Knows (KNB boys with a tall gf) ♫

- Kise x Love at First Sight (Wheel of Fortune Event) ♫

Midorima Shintarou:

- I Think He Knows (KNB boys with a tall gf) ♫

Kagami Taiga:

- I Think He Knows (KNB boys with a tall gf) ♫

Aomine Daiki:

- I Think He Knows (KNB boys with a tall gf) ♫

Akashi Seijiuro:

- Akashi x reader reunited at the airport after time apart ♫ ♪

- I Think He Knows (KNB boys with a tall gf) ♫

Murasakibara Atsushi:

- Isekaied into Yōsen?! How I Became a Nanny to 208 cm Giant Baby part 1

- I Think He Knows (KNB boys with a tall gf) ♫

Takao Kazunari:

- I Think He Knows (KNB boys with a tall gf) ♫

- Takao x Second Chances (Wheel of Fortune Event) ♫

Kiyoshi Teppei:

- Kiyoshi x Second Chances (Wheel of Fortune Event) ♫

Satsuki Momoi:

- Satsuki x Enemies to lovers (wlw!) (Wheel of Fortune Event) ♫

- Kuroko no Basket x Blue Lock Crossover Headcanon ♪

- Grumpy x Sunshine Multifandom ♫ ♪

Suguru Geto’s String Theory

[1101001]

# hbd osamu

OCT 05. just a short convo between you two after you realize it’s his birthday today

. . .