#haikyuu captain

[kwadlayns]

3rd years HNKGTKYM sketch 🏐🐦‍⬛

[bleepzip]

HAIKYUU DAY!!

[seabunnyandi]

The Dumpster Battle!!!

[mahoutoons]

honestly, i am so deep into magical girl fandoms that i forget their focus on female characters and sapphic ships isn't the norm in every fandom. like i was just watching this video because i needed some background noise while i drew

and i was so blown away by how male centered all the fandoms featured here are. m/m ships are the front and centre while f/f ships and female characters are pushed to the back. even in fandoms with a more platonic/family oriented focus, the relationships between male characters always take precedence over those of female characters. and you can't tell me "well, the female characters in x media just aren't well written" because male characters can be worse written and fandoms will take what little personality they've been given and make so many aus, hcs, fanart, fanfics etc. bbc sherlock fandom gave a male character who never even fucking appeared in the show a whole personality, backstory, characterization etc but never bothered to do the same with the female characters they claim were poorly written.

and honestly, its so sad. because there's so many good female oriented media and f/f ships out there but they just won't get the attention that male oriented media gets because people always need a man in everything. you can use the excuse of the female characters being poorly written all you want but even in media where they ARE well written, they get pushed aside in favour of men.

and god forbid you call this out, especially if you're a lesbian, you'll be accused of being homophobic and hating all mlm. i've seen it happen so many times on twitter. just because someone criticizes how mlm always gets precedence over wlw, doesn't mean they hate mlm. mlm rep is important but it sucks how its always given preference over wlw just because people prefer following men's stories than women's stories.

[hinata-boke]

give each play your all

[kings-highway]

Third year captain Yamaguchi good-cop-bad-cops the first years with Tsukishima and it pisses off anyone who actually knows them.

Tsukishima, snidely mocking the first years who keep fumbling the receives and telling them exactly what they're doing wrong but is *so mean* about it.

Yamaguchi steps in and snaps at Tsukishima to leave them alone and then flatters them and tells them theyre working hard and thats what matters.

All the first years, later, to Hinata, are praising their captain like "He's so nice!!! and he always sticks up for me!!! and he always puts that BULLY in his place!!!"

and Hinata just shifts around awkwardly not sure if he should tell them that Yamaguchi watched and laughed as they got yelled at for like 40 seconds before deciding Tsukki had gotten the point across.

Instead he just offers to help with their receives.

[wettvagina]

DUMB DICK

Your lips quivered around his length as you pushed it deeper into your mouth, looking up at him with weary eyes, after he made you come on his tongue for the 3rd time previously, of course he wanted something in return.

"Is there a problem?" his deep voice rung, you shake your head, stroking his shaft as you swirl your tongue around the reddened tip, planting wet kisses around the shaft before taking it into your mouth.

You saw his abs tensen as he groaned, hips bucking into your mouth as you swallow beads of his pre-cum, "Fuck." he moaned, you attempt to quick your steady pace by pumping his cock faster, only to be met with the snap of his hips as he thrusted into your palms.

You push his cock down your throat, gagging on the length as your eyes become teary, grabbing you by the hair, he relentlessly thrusts into your throat, fucking your mouth as you gag on him.

"Fuck, take it." he groans, as a bead of sweat drips down your forehead, your vocalized words drum against his length, making the friction somewhat more pleasurable.

His hips come into a steady halt as you feel thick ropes of his white come spray in your mouth, grabbing you by the chin, he forces you to look up at him, "Swallow like a good girl."

EREN, TSUKISHIMA, LEVI, GETO, NANAMI, BAKUGOU, DABI, JEAN, SUKUNA, KUROO, KAGEYAMA, TOJI

[onnie-giri]

poor kiyoomi got ambushed by a kitty (he was not happy-- to komori laughing his ass off atleast)

[tojiphile]

you want to say you hate him. your academic rival, your only competition for that number 1 spot in school. you’re at each other’s throats everyday, much to the amusement of your teachers and classmates. in reality? yes, it’s a competition, but you’re not fighting for valedictorian. you’re fighting to win that stupid bet you made: whoever tops the school gets to fuck the other.

so when you waltz up on stage to reap the fruits of your labour, you can’t help but meet the his steely gaze. you shoot him a cheeky wave and laugh internally when his jaw tightens.

“f— fuck you!” he spits, pushing his spectacles up. he really tries his best to be silent, but a desperate whine escapes his lips and his knees buckle as you stuff his tight hole with your 7” neon pink strap on, fucking him into his bedroom wall.

“that’s what i’m tryin’ to do baby doll,” you coo, pushing your hair away from your face, “if you just, shut— up!”

you give his perky ass a hard smack and he can’t help but jump at the impact, grinding his hips into yours. not just a smartass, you note, covering your own mouth to stifle a giggle.

you love seeing him like this. his ears burn a furious shade of red, his usually perfectly-styled hair messed up and sweaty. and god, he makes the most pornographic sounds, whimpering and moaning like a bitch in heat. he presses his palms against the wall, trying his best to hold himself up as you thrust into him, motivated by his babbling.

“‘s too much, i can’t— oh!” he gasps as you wrap your hand around his aching cock, running your thumb across his sensitive slit, leaking with precum. “fuuuuuck!”

it hits him all at once.

“i’m c—close, please— god, don’t stop, don’t stop!” he chokes, hot tears running down his face. any pretence of pride he had was thrown out the window as his hands balled into fists and he fucks himself on your strap, sinking down fully, whining and desperate.

“that’s it baby doll,” you murmur, “take it all.”

“ahhh— ‘m cumming, cumming, cum—” you feel his body convulse against yours, shockwaves sporadic and intense as you fuck him through his orgasm, strap mercilessly slamming into his g-spot. you jerk him off even as you feel him cum over your fist, a sticky warmth covering your palm.

you pull out of him with a squelch as you catch him before he collapses to the floor. his eyes are half-lidded, his glasses are crooked and he’s heaving as he tries to catch his breath. and he’s definitely still feeling the orgasmic high. you can’t help but feel a but smug, not only because of the mess you’ve made him into, but also because of how well he took your strap.

you lay him down on his bed, take off his glasses (you’re surprised he doesn’t stop you), clean them with the hem of your shirt, then place them on his bedside table, neatly folded.

you lay down next to him, opening your arms to offer a hug. he accepts, rolling over and getting on top of you, pressing his face into your chest.

“you’re mean…” he mutters, muffled by your boobs, “next time, i’m gonna be the one that fucks you.”

you smile. “game on.”

GOJO SATORU, okkutsu yuta, TSUKISHIMA KEI, oikawa tooru, miya atsumu, tendou satori, sanji, CHILDE, captain kuro, sawamura daichi, shirabu kenjiro, wanderer, thoma, geto suguru, miya osamu

[sirhamburrger]

how haikyuu captains would react to... sharing a pocky stick with you only for you to bite your end off before you can kiss

characters: daichi sawamura, tetsuro kuroo, tooru oikawa, wakatoshi ushijima, kotaro bokuto, shinsuke kita

content warnings: none! just pure fluff <3 this is for 11/11 pocky day - a little late but it has to still be nov 11 somewhere in the world... right...

daichi sawamura .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

rolls his eyes because you always pull this type of stuff on him

it’s been a long and tiring day, though, and he’s just happy to see you, so he lets it slide just this once

but he still makes sure you guys do it properly when he next gets the chance

you guys end up getting through a whole box before he gently reminds you it's 2a.m. and you won't be able to fall asleep on a sugar high

tetsuro kuroo .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

tries to play it cool but he’s actually devastated

how could you betray him like this?? he can and will sob over it for weeks 

you live for his wet cat + down-bad loserboy energy, but take pity on him eventually and give him lots of kisses

he forgives you in the end because he just can’t stay mad at you

tooru oikawa .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

is a melodramatic diva. is not afraid to get all pouty about it in front of the thousand-plus people watching you two on his instagram live

will actually sulk in the corner of the room until you say sorry, then he's all smiles again

the chat overflows about how good of an actor he is as you kiss him on the nose and wipe his tears away

they were real tears. (he is that good of an actor)

wakatoshi ushijima .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

the second you put one end in his mouth he bites down

then you try to do it by putting it in your own mouth first and getting him to put the other end in his mouth

but he doesn't get it then either so you just stand there in front of him with a strawberry pocky sticking out of your mouth

he feels so bad when you explain it to him, and you can't contain your smile when your lips finally meet his

kotaro bokuto .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

he knows immediately!! chomps down on that pocky like his life depends on it just so he can kiss you!!

he loves the matcha ones so you go through a whole box of those, and some chocolate as well

you’re a little surprised because he isn’t nearly as chronically online as you are

“how did you know about this?” “oh i used to do it back in high school with kuroo” “you WHAT”

shinsuke kita .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

“oh.” then he goes back to his book. you are genuinely flabbergasted for a second

you kinda just sulk there for a little while because you were expecting some sort of reaction from him

but then out of the corner of his eye you see him putting a matcha pocky in his mouth while he approaches you

you smile at how sweet he’s being, but then he bites off his end

let this man be a little silly and goofy!

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[angelsleepinggurl]

𝐢'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬, 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐥𝐬

cw: fingering in a library

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it’s pathetic to say but books seem to be the only friend you’ve been capable of making at high school. it doesn’t bother you as much as it used to, who would want to befriend lying, back-stabbing, drama-causing bitches? you simply didn’t have time to deal with that anyway. the only thing in mind is your dream school, waiting for you arms outstretched and all. you find yourself in the library yet again, past school hours, deciding to hole yourself up in the silent room until closing hours, then studying more in the comfort of your own room. exciting friday evening!

frustrated, you puff as you get stumped by another question. today simply isn’t your day and you can’t understand why not. everything seems to be going the same. unless-

your thoughts are interrupted by a familiar figure strolling over to you, sporting the usual bedhead and that infuriatingly lazy smirk. of course.

kuroo tetsurou drags the chair out from beside you and sits on it backwards, as if that was somehow charming. what, is this supposed to be sexy? "hey, princess," he drawls, looking at you through his raven-black hair, his voice slow and syrupy. you respond with nothing more than a glare and a pointed nod toward the 'silence in the library' sign above your head. "no one follows that stupid rule," he says, deadpan. you roll your eyes and pointedly shift in your seat, turning your back to him. "aw, don’t be like that," he purrs, his tone almost teasing but as lazy as ever. there's something catlike about the way kuroo moves and talks like he’s never in a rush. every word seems deliberate, almost annoyingly slow. "i just wanna have a little fun," he whispers, leaning in, his face far too close for comfort.

you can practically feel the smugness radiating off him. and of course, he’d choose now to be a distraction. an unfamiliar hand circles the flesh around your knee, the owner of that hand grins at you, chin resting in his hand. you slap it away, not tolerating any of his nonsense. “fine.” he says in surrender, arms lifting off. ���i won’t get up to anything. you would sigh in relief but you know better than that. “but can i just…” the same sneaky hand back on your exposed leg, thumb gently rubbing circles on the soft skin. “keep it here. to keep you company. and mostly because i can.” this makes you loosen up.

right. your autonomy has been stripped from you.

you turn to face your books properly, deciding to delve into your material again, maybe this time you’d focus better. “good girl, see that wasn’t so hard.”

silence envelops the both of you as it’s meant to be, and it’s fine. he really isn’t bothering you, the problem is your sensitivity. you’ve realised that your fogged-up mind was due to your lack of release. a kuroo being here, his hand shifting higher and higher, every occasional grope being tighter than the last has you subconsciously squeezing your legs together. you’re hoping he won’t notice, especially as you keep switching legs to cross and avoiding squeezing your thighs together but soon it's evident on your face and how you’ve not picked up your pen after 5 whole minutes. you’re sitting staring holes into your maths book, hoping you don’t make as much of a twitch to give him the wrong signal. a signal on which he picks up.

“don’t stop because of me, really. i’m just here to watch you work is all.” you can’t even snap back at him as you’re focusing on no sounds slipping past your lips. “but,” he says carefully, leaning close. if you need to ever ‘let lose’ you know who to come to. i mean I'm not a study expert like you, but i do know… that if you’re not in the right headspace, then it’s hard to remember what you’ve learnt. i may know a few ways to help unwind. say the word and i’m yours.”

“ohh.” it’s quiet when you succumb to him, allowing this. but you can’t help it, you feel pent up and your mind isn’t thinking clearly.

“i’ll take that.”

you’re gonna hate yourself for this.

“make it quick.” you snap, readjusting your sitting angle to allow room for his hand.

“oh honey, i don’t rush my work.” he informs you, eyes locking with yours as he looks up.

great.

“what if we-”

“get caught?” he finishes, tearing his gaze away from your legs and to you. “don’t worry, i know that one of your big concerns, that won’t happen. unless you can’t keep your mouth shut.” with a slow hand, he lifts the fabric of your skirt, cold air rushing further up your legs. “you really are a soaker. look at that.” he exclaims, the only time his eyes seem to widen as he soaks in the sight of your drenched cunt, wetting your panties.

usually, you would feel a flush of embarrassment but the need the need to come is stronger. cautiously, kuroo slips his fingers down the undergarment, the gentle pads of his fingers reaching your clit. you sigh softly as with gentle rubs he soothes your stress. you place your hands around his arm, which seems to be working its magic as you’re finding it difficult to sit still in your chair. you see him wanting to tease you about your inability to stop squirming, which he bites back upon seeing your targeted stern look. you’re actively pushing down moans in the silent library, the only sound is chairs shuffling, pages rustling and pens rolling. not the sound of a girl having her pussy played with when anyone could come in and spot the two students in the act, getting them expelled.

but it’s all too thrilling. maybe for kuroo more than you. he doesn't notify you when his fingers slip from your sensitive bud and down into your throbbing cunt. you instinctively squeeze your thighs together, the sensations getting stronger and making it harder for you to control yourself. it’s almost as if kuroo is chasing the high himself, the way his fingers pump and curl so rhythmically, fingertips brushing against your g-spot every so often. “shh baby, we don’t wanna get caught now do we?” purrs in your ear, clearly enjoy how flustered he’s making you and how powerful you make him feel. you close your eyes and drop your head back, rather than focusing on not riding his fingers subtly. “don’t need to hold back on my account, you can ride em if you wanna.” kuroo’s laser-sharp focus and attentivity to subtle details like that almost freak you out. as if he’s almost watching. “come on princess ik you want it.” he says with a smile, that you can feel on your cheek. pressed against it and feeling defeated as his smug grin boasts itself in your face. you almost have half a mind to push him off and leave, but in that way, you don’t get satisfied, you don’t release, you don’t win. “there’s a good girl.” he hums as you give into your corporeal desires, and start rolling your hips towards him. you hate you admit it, but he is damn good. he knows how to work those fingers.

your hair falls in front of your face again as you lean it forward, feeling the pressure build-up within you faster than usual, your sweet release seems to be approaching much more hurriedly. £fuck I'm close I'm gonna come.” you pant out breathlessly, still aware to keep your voice down.

“i know, i know, i can tell. i’ll make you come real soon.” his lips attach to your jaw as he kisses along it. £fuck you’re tight.” he states, removing his lips from you and focusing on speeding up and working his fingers faster, thrusting harder. now the chair is squeaking against the floor and your heart is racing, from fear, excitement and pure bliss of all the sensations blurred into one. kuroo places a large hand over your mouth, covering it firmly as he feels your high approaching. it takes a few more seconds before you’re squealing muffled squeals into his palm, closing your eyes and pointing your toes. “ cumming all over my finger like that, didn’t take you for a messy girl.” his fingers are drenched in your arousal and neediness. dripping in pure out as he peels his hand away slowly. drinking in the sight of your puffed-out state, trying desperately to silently catch your breath in the library. your composure is lost as you place your hand on the edge of your chair to keep yourself upright, hair slightly sticking to your face and legs still in the air as you come down. “messy girl,” he coos. “this is no way to leave the school, don’t want your cum ruining the carpet now do we, open wide.” you follow his instructions without a second thought, your mouth opening wide on command as his fingers invade it. you suck without being told to, your tongue swirling around his digits as you look up at him with your larger doe eyes.

“there’s a good girl. hey fun idea, wanna take this to the table? i can think fo a couple ways to make you cum faster.” you deadpan at his suggestion. your face does not even crinkle in the slightest to show the least bit of amusement.

“was that supposed to be funny? that’s no funny. please leave now, you’re disrupting our silence.”

“the only thing disturbing the silence was your loud ass pussy, but whatever you say princess.” he shrugs,

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𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫…

[nectardaddy]

a series of stories surrounding single dad! meian falling for his daughter's teacher

INFORMATION

pairing : single dad! s. meian + teacher f! reader  content : connected standalones, canon adjacent(ish), also connected with wild youth, mdni chapters will be posted on my nsfw blog status : slow updates taglist open, send an ask! ⁺◦ a special thanks to ree and ellie for the layout and for brainrotting this with me <333 go check out the bbverse and jackal's den !!

EXTRA

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SHORT STORIES

꩜ delete delete delete | suggestive, 17+ to read ✮⋆˙ ok, so maybe he shouldn't have sent that to a school email? how was he to know? ꩜ long division ✮⋆˙ "there's a new way to divide? what ever happened to long dividing? jesus christ I've gotten old. . ." ꩜ sleep tight  ✮⋆˙ meian's daughter refuses to sleep whenever he's not there. but here she is, passed out on the couch with you ꩜ name drop | suggestive, 17+ to read ✮⋆˙ after a few drinks, and a few kisses, meian feels his brain short circuit when you call him by his given name

ONE SHOTS

꩜ parent teacher conference  ✮⋆˙ call it love at first sight but meian was absolutely enthralled with you the moment he met you ꩜ captain  ✮⋆˙ "how'd you know I was a captain?" - "I research things I'm interested in, obviously" ꩜ can you keep a secret?  ✮⋆˙ so maybe it shouldn't be known you're dating a student's dad. . . can she keep her lips sealed though? absolutely not.

TEXTS

꩜ idiot | crude humor  ✮⋆˙ suga says you've completely lost it dating a student's dad, so you call him out for being in love with a coworker ꩜ holy shit ✮⋆˙ "so THAT'S what you do every weekend? jesus christ man I thought we needed to give you an intervention or something"

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[clawsdevour]

˒ ໋.ˑ𖥻 daichi husband hcs

wc: 0.5k content warning: fluff, #1 dad and husband daichi duhh, not proofread

note: dis for that daichi lover out there.. just know i love you and that there's a few more ideas to write down #blessingyou #justgottawait

ン𓈒*;,

-Daichi, the type of husband that got really anxious when he was clutching onto the box that held your engagement ring but held the straightest face ever. You couldn't tell that he was shaking like crazy either because he had his hands in his pockets the whole time. However, he does manage to pull himself together and regain his confidence to propose to you, to which you said yes!

-Daichi, the type of husband to be so patient with you. If you've talked about having kids with him, he'd wait until you're ready. He'd even get that little suitcase full of things you'd need at the hospital and jump out of bed when you think your water broke.

-Daichi, the type of husband to always call you when he's out on patrols. Especially when he knows he will end up working overtime, he doesn't want to worry you and wants to tell you that he'll be home later than usual.

-Daichi, the type of husband to always wake up before you to cook breakfast. The times that he'd be sleeping in would most likely be on his days off so he could just hold you in bed, or if he's sick. Daichi would also probably have a pretty consistent morning routine.

-Daichi, the type of husband to also wake up the kids while you're snoozing. He'd tip-toe over to their room and whisper that they've got to get ready for the day (school) while gently opening the blinds for the sunlight to peek through.

-Daichi, the type of husband to definitely plan the best date nights ever that could even last till the next morning. He'd even arrange a little schedule where he could drop off and pick up the kids from his parents' house so you two could have all the time in the world together.

-Daichi, the type of husband to give you his full support with whatever you want to set your goal towards. He loves seeing you grow in your different interests and will definitely even help you out with them/or educate himself more about what you want to achieve.

-Daichi, the type of husband to love just spending his quiet bedtime routine with you. Just cuddling in bed right next to you while you both binge watch your favorite shows. These moments with you give him time to kick back and unwind from being a hard-working cop and a loving father which he absolutely loves.

-Daichi, the type of husband to help you bathe the kids while you cook dinner. It's just the simple moments at home that he'd enjoy the most. Doesn't matter if he's a room away from you, knowing that you're both under the same roof makes him happy even if that means doing the chores you're a bit too lazy to finish.

-Daichi, the type of husband to bring you little things when he's off of patrol early. Could be food, a drink, or even flowers. If you've mentioned that you're craving some takoyaki, he'd stop by a takoyaki store on the way home to get takeout for you.

masterlist here

[hinata-boke]

captain and vice captain

[emotional-moss]

have some hq posts

[hitoshi-yuuto]

Captain squad

Kuroo : From now on we will be using code names.

Kuroo : You can address me as Eagle One.

Kuroo : Daichi is "been there done that" .

Kuroo : Bokuto is "currently doing that".

Kuroo : Ushijima is "it happened once in a dream".

Kuroo : Oikawa is "if I had to pick a dude/gal/enby".

Kuroo : And Kita is..

Kuroo : Eagle Two

Kita : Oh thank god.