#haiku tally hall

[sincerecinnamon]

Haiku write Haiku

Write Haiku write more Haiku

And then they all die.

-Andrew Horowitz

[mynameisrobiniamadumbass]

everyone who phrased

their comments as a haiku

you passed the vibe check

[2halfcupsofwater]

MMMM Madness Poll #6:

[muskystarz]

tally hall is like such an odd band but thanks for the haiku come back off your hiatus pls

[the-void-within-the-form]

TALLY HALL BUT GAY (Bad) 😡😡😡

Marvin’s Marvelous Mechanical Museum

Good GAY

GAYer

Welcome to TRANSGENDER Hall

Taken for a RIDE TO HELL

The BI-dding

Be BISEXUAL

Banana MANKISSER

Just ASEXUAL

Spring and a SEXUALITY

Two Wuv

Haiku FOR GAY PPL

The Whole LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY And You

13 (unlucky number)

Ruler of EveryTRANSGENDER

Hidden in the SIN

Mucka BluckAGENDER

[clownzeee]

matthew youre killing me

NEW TALLY HALL???!?!?

[devilish-parrot]

ratio of rob : joe in haiku

this is actuual thing i decided to do with my free time. (i used the lyrics from hiddeninthesand.com)

KEEP IN MIND I AM BAD AT MATHS

obviously, rob will be here more than joe

VERSES: 10 : 1.25

LINES: 33 : 4

WORDS: 197 : 21

SYLABLES: 227 : 28

...

how accurate are robs haikus vs joes haikus?

joe only has one verse (and a line) so theres only one to compare. his haiku goes as such

ive never thought much 5 of formulaic verse anyway 9 and rhymes are not my fort 6

assuming that for the first and last line, 1 syllable is equal to 20%, and for the second line 1 syllable is roughly 14.3%, this means by default of one, the succsess rate goes as such;

line 1: 5/5 = 100% line 2: 9/7 = 71.4% line 3: 6/5 = 80%

bringing his average succsess % rate to 83.8%

rob has 6 haikus, compared to 1, making it one step more complicated for me

robs haikus tend to go something like this;

(note that not every line has been counted as a haiku. there are only six haikus)

on average: line 1; 100% line 2; 90.5% line 3; 83.3%

which means, the accuracy ratios of % are;

line 1: 100 : 100 line 2: 90.5 : 71.4 line 3: 83.3 : 80

so the average accuracy of robs haikus to joe is

91.3% : 83.8%

if only i were this willing to do maths in school, id be doing so good

i didnt double check my maths cus i hate doing that. feel free to count for yourself, i did this all manually and when it comes to me and maths, i am bound to make errors

[teeth-kid-music]

little song made of tally hall-adjacent melodies, here's where they're from in order:

All I Need Is You - Rob Cantor Haiku - Tally Hall Isle Unto Thyself - Miracle Musical The Mind Electric - Miracle Musical The Whole World and You - Tally Hall

[magdalunaa]

writing a haiku in Haiku while listening to Haiku

[joen-lenawley]

Haiku is massively underrated it’s one of my fav MMMM songs, honestly

[zubin-staresat-yourfave]

Zubin sedghi is looking at 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 PIZZA

Zubin Sedghi is staring at His Haiku for the Second Time

[sincerecinnamon]

La da dee diddum

Lada da dum doo diddle

Dum doo la dee do

There, that's sufficient! I wrote a haiku for you!

(He wrote a haiku for you!!)

[sirithesilly]

Whenever I see a haiku I think of the jacksfilms haiku song

[mary-bell-radiation-authority]

Banana bread or banana split

I see him the banana man oh god fuck - Unpaid MBRA Intern Number 2012

[bandittheguy]

Tallytober day 1: MMMM

Thiz iz probz one of my fave zongz bro

[bunnyboylyricbot]

i'm trying not to try too hard, but you're hard to write down right.