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gay-salt-amber · 2 years ago

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HaiKavehCyNari headcanons

Haikaveh+Cynari poly relationship :>

Written with @capricoffe

- Petnames

Cyno’s to Al Haitham is ‘Ham’ or ‘Babe’

^ to Kaveh is ‘Sunflower’ or ‘Flower’

^ to Tighnari is ‘Darling’ or ‘Fluffy/Floofy’

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Al Haitham’s to Cyno is ‘Princess’ (To piss him off) or ‘Dear’

^ to Kaveh is ‘Babygirl’ or ‘Brat’

^ to Tighnari is ‘Star’ or ‘Cupcake’

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Tighnari’s to Al Haitham is ‘Smartass’ or ‘Lovely’

^ to Cyno is ‘General’ (In Public) or ‘Puppy’ (In Private)

^ to Kaveh is ‘Sunshine’ or ‘Ace’

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Kaveh’s to Al Haitham is ‘Daddy’ (In Private) or ‘Sweetheart’ (In Public)

^ to Cyno is ‘Lilac’ or ‘Honey’

^ to Tighnari is ‘Nerd’ or ‘Rose’

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- Before they got together, they all liked each other but didn’t know, so Kaveh confessed to Tighnari and Cyno confessed to Al Haitham, after a year of dating they all confessed to each other and are all dating each other know

- There’s obvious favoritism between the four, Kaveh to Tighnari and vise versa and Cyno to Al Haitham and vise versa

- Tighnari is the ‘house husband’ and so whenever the three of them are going to work Tighnari’s like

• Tighnari: You ate right? Did you take your medicine?

• Al Haitham: Yes, and yes, now goodbye Nari I need to go

• Tighnari: Ok, bye my lovely~

• Kaveh, talking to Cyno when Tighnari’s distracted: Having a house husband is great

• Cyno: Mhm

• Tighnari: Sweetheart, I heard that

• Kaveh, hiding behind Cyno and walking out the door: No, no you didn’t-

• Tighnari: Mhm sure

- During their lunch break, Kaveh and Al Haitham were having lunch together and Kaveh had so many presentations that day so he was trying not to fall asleep as he had some more after. He ended up falling asleep and both him and Al Haitham got out of work that day

- Once Kaveh got mad at Al Haitham for not taking him to the desert with him to see Cyno and here’s their conversation-

• Kaveh: Why didn’t you take me with you to see Cyno!

• Al Haitham: Because you brat, the two of us needed to discuss something

• Kaveh: Fine, then Tighnari or I won’t be cuddling with you tonight

• Al Haitham: You’re forgetting I have Cyno to cuddle

• Tighnari and Cyno walking in: We’ll cuddle you both, it’s fine

• Kaveh, running to Tighnari: Roseee he’s being mean

• Tighnari patting his head: I know, just so, so mean to you sunshine

- Al Haitham and Cyno like to bully Kaveh and so this is what happens when they do

• Kaveh: Tighnariiiiii

• Tighnari, looking up from his research: Why hello sunshine, what’s going on?

• Kaveh: They’re being mean again

• Tighnari, sighing: Alright, come here

~ They walk into their bedroom ~

• Tighnari: Anyone care to explain why he just came running to me saying you two are being mean?

• Kaveh: They’re cuddling and won’t let me cuddle with them

~ Cyno and Al Haitham, laughing their asses off ~

• Kaveh: See they’re being meannnn

• Tighnari: Oh you poor thing, you wanna go cuddle on the couch?

• Kaveh: Mhm-…

- Once Cyno was gone on an important mission for like two-three months and with minimum contact to the three of them since none of his letters reached them. So when he appeared in Al Haitham’s office for the first time, he was just shook to see Cyno there and ok

• Cyno: I’m home, finally

• Al Haitham: I-…you’re ok?

• Cyno: Yeah? Didn’t you get any of my letters?

• Al Haitham: What letters..?

• Cyno, annoyed now: I’ve sent them for th-

• Tighnari: Smartass, we’re home! Where are you?

• Cyno: I’m gonna hide and surprise them

• Al Haitham: Alright, I’m up here in my office you two!

• Kaveh: Any news from Cyno yet..?

• Tighnari: Yeah, is he alright?

• Al Haitham: Well uh-

• Cyno: Surprise~

• Tighnari, tearing up: You’re…home?

~ Kaveh and Tighnari run to him in tears hugging him ~

• Kaveh, bawling his eyes out now: You had us so fucking worried you bitch! Where were you for two months without telling us shit

• Cyno: Well as I was telling ham here before you two got here, I was sending you letters but apparently they weren’t being delivered

- Kaveh convinced the three of them to get a parrot, it was a bad idea. It took on Al Haitham’s attitude and kept repeating Kaveh and Tighnari’s moans

- The only time Al Haitham, Cyno, and Tighnari would let Kaveh be loud (besides in bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) is when he was working on something and he was getting frustrated with it. Cyno would be the only person up and so he would bring Kaveh some tea but all Kaveh wanted was Tighnari so Cyno would have to wake Tighnari up so he could go comfort Kaveh and sleep with Al Haitham. After awhile Kaveh would be fine with any of the three comforting him unless he was really upset, then he begged for Tighnari

- Sometimes Kaveh is tired from work or something and so Tighnari would let him sleep on his lap while he read or watched tv. He would also pet Kaveh and the first few times Kaveh would do that nose thing that bunnies do and so he would call Kaveh ��bunny’ when they were doing that. Cyno had to come and pick up Kaveh and Tighnari got mad

• Cyno, picking up Kaveh: Come here you

• Tighnari, looking up from his book: Excuse me, we were cuddling

• Cyno: What? He needs to go to sleep in bed

• Tighnari: No he doesn’t, he was sleeping just fine on my lap

• Cyno: Darling, if you’re that upset about it just join him in bed. It’s 10:36 at night anyways, you should be in bed also

• Tighnari, making disapproving noises: Fine-

- Kaveh has a weird obsession with ducks, Cyno finds it weird but he has the same weird obsession but with frogs

- Tighnari likes to steal their hoodies and gets so flustered when he gets called out for it, Cyno, Al Haitham, and Kaveh fight over whos hoodie he’s probably gonna wear that day

• Cyno: Fluffy, is that my hoodie?

• Tighnari:…no?

- So I’ve seen that Al Haitham has his headphones because he has sensitive ears, and so he gets Tighnari matching ones but in earbud form cuz his ears are probably also very sensitive

- The four of them have picnic/outdoor dates most of the time because it’s nice and quiet

- Kaveh and Cyno are the blanket hogs and Al Haitham and Tighnari are the pillow hogs or just use Kaveh and Cyno as pillows

- Kaveh is the most extroverted out of the four of them and so when they’re out at restaurants, he does most of the ordering. Because of that he’s memorized everyone’s order

- Once they were walking around in the Bazaar, and Al Haitham got split up with the other three for like 2 minutes. He bought them all a 44 pound thing of cheese and Cyno is disappointed in him but also finds it hilarious

• Cyno: Babe, why do you have a giant thing of cheese?

• Tighnari and Kaveh laughing their asses off: ChEeEeEese

• Al Haitham: I was left alone and I saw it

• Cyno, trying not to burst out laughing: I swear to god ham-

- Al Haitham has many (and we mean many) photo albums of the four of them, and if he didn’t get a picture of the event he would just sketch it later

- They go to Mondstadt and Kaveh is instant drinking buddies with Venti and so Al Haitham has to drag his ass back to their hotel and Tighnari befriends Flora and Al Haitham and Cyno befriend Diluc with how much Kaveh goes to Angel’s Share with Venti

• Diluc: Cyno, your boyfriend is here again

• Cyno: Give Al Haitham and I 5 minutes, we’ll pay you for your troubles

• Diluc: Nah you’re all good, he keeps my boyfriend (Venti) entertained

• Al Haitham: You two are dating…?

• Diluc: Yes, how have you not figured that out yet…?

• Cyno: He’s reading half the time he’s here so he doesn’t see you and Venti’s making out sessions

• Al Haitham: Bitch

• Cyno: You love me~

- Whenever they go to a more public area/a place where people are Tighnari will always check with Al Haitham about if his headphones are working because either him or one of the other two will bring an extra pair in case

- Once Cyno and Al Haitham did that thing where you throw a cucumber in front of your cat but with Tighnari and it scared him so much that he jumped into Kaveh’s arms and Kaveh had to calm him down

- Tighnari has a box where he keeps the letters that the four of them send back and forth for when he’s in Grandhara Ville and feeling lonely

- Whenever Al Haitham gets too excited about something, he gets this like almost overstimulated feeling and so after that event’s done Cyno, Kaveh, and Tighnari leave him alone (per his request) so he can listen to music in peace to calm down

- Kaveh, super extroverted and social right? So once he had a really important project due at the end of the month and so he stayed awake most nights to get it done in time. By the time he had to present it the people he was presenting the thing to hated it. So when he gets home from that Tighnari’s in their garden and Cyno and Al Haitham are on the couch, and so he bursts into the house crying. The three of them are obviously worried and ask him what happened so he tells them. Cyno was especially furious about that because of how long Kaveh put into that project so he did some research and turns out that the leader of the people he was presenting the project to had multiple charges against him about fraud and money laundering, so he tells the three of them that the main guy is in jail now (Al Haitham and Tighnari are cuddling Kaveh to calm him down) and they’re all happy

- Kaveh will spank their asses when he walks past each of them and just not address it. Cyno will do it back, Tighnari gets all blushy and flustered, and Al Haitham will stop in his tracks confused like “What the fuck Kaveh-“

- The first time Tighnari was hugged by Al Haitham his head was against Al Haitham’s chest, so then ‘Dirty Mind’ starts blaring in his mind and he gets blushy

- When Kaveh was younger, his parents would fight and scream at each other every night, waking Kaveh up. And so whenever someone raises their voice at him or yells, he’ll start breaking down. Because of that, Cyno, Al Haitham, and Tighnari have made it a rule in their house that they can’t fight, raise their voice, or yell at each other. The same rules apply to their guests, they can’t fight, yell, or raise their voice in their house

- Their bed is covered in stuffed animals, their bathroom is also a fucking mess

- Once, some people who hated Al Haitham for what he did to the Sages and became the new Acting Grand Sage kidnapped Tighnari and Kaveh with the note “If you wanna see your two boyfriends again, step down as Acting Grand Sage and come to [Address].” He didn’t step down and him and Cyno go save Kaveh and Tighnari

• Al Haitham: I could give less than a shit about being the Acting Grand Sage

• Cyno: Shut up babe, let’s just go save our princes

Tighnari and Kaveh were more clingy after that in fear they would be kidnapped again, and so Al Haitham didn’t leave their house for more than 30 minutes to an hour for the next few weeks to make sure they’re ok. Cyno couldn’t be home since he had a mission but wrote back as much as he could

• Cyno, to the postman: If these letters don’t make it home safely, you will not have a job when I get back

• Postman: Y-yes sir Mahamatra Cyno!

- Once when Tighnari was dropping Al Haitham’s lunch off he said “Here’s your favorite lunch my lovely, oh, and here’s a rock I saw that reminded me of you.” Al Haitham takes that rock everywhere now

- Once as a prank, Kaveh and Al Haitham ignored Cyno and Tighnari for a day. The two thought they did something and after they revealed it was a prank, Kaveh and Al Haitham got banished to the couch for a week

• Kaveh: Sweetheart, cuddle me please

• Al Haitham: No, you’re the reason why we’re out here you brat

They ended up cuddling anyways

- Cyno and his dendro boyfriends

- When Tighnari gets blushy, little mini flowers pop up in his ears and the three of them find it adorable

- One Christmas, Al Haitham got each of them a body pillow of their favorite boyfriend (Cyno = Al Haitham vice versa/Kaveh = Tighnari vice versa), but after awhile when one misses one of the boyfriends and they don’t have the body pillow, they switch

- Once Cyno sent Tighnari a letter from the desert to Grandhara Ville and the entirety of Grandhara Ville couldn’t sleep that night cuz of Tighnari screaming into his pillow

- They have a trophy closet for when Tighnari wins trophies at gardening contests. He wins most of the time cuz he’s dating Cyno and Al Haitham (scary boyfriends) and is just really skilled at gardening

- It’s rare to have a quiet house, and once Cyno and Kaveh were home alone in said quiet house. Tighnari got home and quietly listened to Cyno reading Kaveh a book to sleep on his chest

- Nahida and Traveler visit them regularly for meetings with Cyno and Al Haitham and have to bring Scaramouche, so Tighnari has to babysit both Kaveh and Scara while they’re meeting. He also hates Scara’s presence being there so he stays back with Kaveh to calm down