#hahahhaah

[suusoh]

would be funny, if Nina had a gf, and due to Johan's tendency to see him and nina as the same, he'd drop by casually, disguised or not, while nina is away. What's wrong? Nina is him and he's Nina! There's no complications with kissing him! You're basically kissing his sister! (Eaten ask)

your brain anon...........like EXACTLY. exactly. God this is sooo hot and weird which is johan's brand. He is karl marxing the fuck out of his sister's girlfriend. What do you mean "meet my girlfriend"? You mean meet OUR girlfriend. right? (tw: nonconsensual kissing, yandere)

Could you imagine bidding your girlfriend, Nina, goodbye after she spent the whole evening at your place? You whine and beg her to stay longer, clinging onto her, but she rolls her eyes playfully and insists she has to go.

She gives you a loving parting kiss on your lips, then plants even more– on your nose, cheeks, and finally your forehead– before she reluctantly pulls away. Any more, she jests, and she won’t be able to leave.

"You know I hate leaving you like this," she laughs softly. "But don't worry, I'll make up for today once my exams are over. Okay?"

She gives you one last final kiss before finally leaving, waving at you as she walks down the street.

You sigh and close the door, already missing her.

You really love Nina, but sometimes it feels like she doesn’t have much time for you. You understand she has her exams, a part-time job, and aikido training, which doesn’t really leave much left for you. Still, you can’t help but feel a bit greedy, wishing she’d at least dedicate a part of her to you. You're her girlfriend, after all.

You sigh one last time. No use.

She’s already spread too thin, and you know if you tell her your concern, she’ll worry and try to double her efforts to make time for you. No way in hell are you going to give her any more stress in her life. Although today was just half a day together, you're grateful. Even if it left you unbelievably craving, aching for more…

You hear a soft knock on your door. Is it Nina? Did she forget something? Oh, your prayers have been answered. You just wanted one more second with her. You open the door immediately, an excited smile on your face.

"What did you forget this ti-"

"Missing me already?"

You freeze, standing dumbfounded. In front of you is not, in fact, your girlfriend, but a tall, blonde man smiling softly at you.

"I'm… I'm sorry. I don't— Do I know you?" you ask, trying to stay cool. He must have the wrong house to ask something like that so proudly. You’ve never met him before.

His smile doesn’t falter at your question. He continues looking at you, his eye contact unwavering.

"You do." he answers, calmly leaving no explanation, still smiling softly.

You’re getting nervous. He keeps staring and smiling at you. You try to get a good look at him. Is he a mutual friend? An old classmate? A person you pissed off once? You’re at a blank. Though… the more you look at him, the more you notice how similar he looks to… to your… what the hell.

Why does he... look... a bit like Nina?

No. You chalk it off. He just has blonde hair and blue eyes, and the fact you’re missing your girlfriend terribly doesn’t help. But even then, their facial features strike a matching resemblance. It’s a bit uncanny.

You let out a nervous laugh and smile sheepishly at him. "Look, I’m really racking my brain here. Have we met before? I’m really sorry if I can’t recall…"

You give him his cue to introduce himself, to remind you who he is, to be offended at you forgetting—anything! He’s just standing there, staring down with that same smile. Your eyes dart around, seeing if this is a prank. A small uneasy pit forms in your stomach.

A beat passes by. You still wait for his reply.

You can't help but start feeling creeped out. Stupid. Always ask who’s there before opening the door. Just ask him what he wants with you and get it out of the way.

"Hey uh, I-"

He kisses you, his lips softly crashing against yours, hands gently cradling the back of your neck. He’s not forceful, but his hold is steady. You squirm and try to break free, but he quickly shushes you and holds you closer, entrapping your lips in another long kiss.

You think of quickly think of biting him, but he gently pulls away right before you can go through with the thought. His hands come up to tenderly cup your face, his thumb softly brushing against your cheek as he looks at you.

Your vision begins to blur from your tears, your legs wobbling from the fear of the situation.

"I don't know you!" you practically scream out. Your desperation kicks in as you continue to panic. "P-Please. please. please. I'm sorry. I don't know you. I don't… I don't… please… I-."

You cry softly, pleading with him. He just continues cradling your face in his hands, looking at you with that godawful eerie smile. He leans back in, slowly murmuring,

"Shh…"

He continues peppering kisses all over your wet cheeks. "You do know me," he whispers, kissing your nose. "And you know I need to make it up to you," he says, kissing your forehead. He hums softly and leaves another final chaste kiss on your lips.

"And you know I hate leaving you like this."

[took-my-breath-away]

@tornadeoqueen is this a challenge

I think this is a challenge

[rainia]

yesterday I went to a wild western themed social dance and I had a tiny lil red cowboy hat and as the only owner of a tiny cowboy hat I received many compliments to it which was awesome. also I danced so fucking much and stayed up so late I am a complete wreck today lmaooooo

[td-scary-c2h4]

Hello, everyone - quick introduction post!

Name's Sunny (they/them) and this is my Total Drama sideblog. Felt as though it would be neat to make one, so here we are.

@alk3nnybansheez is my main blog, so I will follow back from there.

I am very much into Total Drama, childhood favourite show and recently I started watching it again. + I also watched the reboot => SO GOOD like you have no idea, I am flabbergasted lmao.

Everything will be appropriately tagged. thoughts and feelings will be #alkenny thoughts here too.

Hope we can be friends :) BYEEEEEEEEE

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

HOLD UP

THEY THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD NOTICE HUH

[getdemwomens69hehe]

are you water because ur making me wet

[tartigglez]

guys maybe everything I've been on lately isn't actually real and all I need is to fuck tartaglia like aggressively

like competitively

like he'd be into that don't lie

[dukeoftheblackstar]

When your blorbo is so law-coded and hot, don't you just wanna idk.. break the law?

[hopediamondart]

I just took a car drive and thought of a whole bunch of things I can shove in this au.

Lovely, devastating, and sad things

I have an idea I might expand upon.

The lamb summons the goat through a lost and forgotten relic they find while crusading. The relic being their purple crown. The lamb was moved by the goat, they never had this kind of experience of a sentient being coming from a relic. However, since they are a product of a relic, the goat is not capable of returning to the cult grounds with the lamb. The lamb wants to go through great lengths to get the goat back to the cult. It won’t be easy, but the lamb is determined to bring their new friend home with them.

It’s a draft and I still need to gather thoughts for this au(?) I would love any thoughts y’all have.

Doodles be upon ye. CW: blood

[doctorsiren]

they were in love your honour

[ioniansunsets]

F2U Assets

Hello my precious followers sorry for going so long without updates LMFAO I made some (90% accurate) HQ Heartsteel Vectors!!!! It took me like a few days oops- All kinda recreated from their various promotional material (the twitter wallpapers, their costume refs, etc). Feel free to use them however you like! The PDF is Adobe Illustrator workable iirc so if you need to use it feel free to. Credit will be nice if you use it though, just cos I like seeing stuff teehee

HAVE FUN!

updated it to a ko-fi link instead so it'll stop taking up space in my g-drive LMFAO Here

[deoidesign]

okay so ages ago on the Bird Hellsite I saw someone make a coat entirely out of worm on a strings so now we have that incredibly cursed mental image right. My question to you is who in the TTA cast would be most likely to wear that thing and why is it Steve?

Oh, I met someone who did that a few years ago! Might have been the same person tbh.

I think a number of the minor characters would happily wear it, but the one most likely to make it would be Ash from the ghost hunting arc. Steve would wear it too, but Adam could make it work.

I had a grudge for years against worm on a string though... It was 2014. Flying across the country with my art class for the final judging of a competition. New York City, baby. Every day was constant activity; always going to a different event, a different activity, a different project...

And the stage was set: A small budget for the ILNY tourist store, two exhausted teenagers, and a misleading ad. The sound was off, and without captions we were left to assume... And we believed if the worms got wet, they would squirm. It made sense why they were $20 with technology like that.

Me and my best friend bought the worm on a string. We named him... Hal. It was all we talked about that day, the anticipation of getting back to the hotel.

Finally we get to our room. I was more excited about this than about being in the top 5 for a contest with a $50,000 prize. We opened the package, deterred by none of the signs, confirmation bias in full force... What's this string? Oh, it must be so they don't squirm away and get lost!

Fools.

Two fools standing over the bathroom sink, Hal in ones hands, and the other turning on the faucet. Nothing. A gentle shake of the lifeless soggy body. Still nothing.

And then the dawning realization: The worm was never gonna squirm around. We were duped.

How could we let that go... For years, I didn't.

I've since developed a fondness. It was never Hal's fault. We were exhausted, not thinking straight, and we blamed him for our own failure. I can only try to make amends... But I truly believe Hal never held resentment in his fuzzy blue heart.

Anyways we got second place and then the next year we won but that's less important.

[dukeoftheblackstar]

@fresh-orange-whispers I'm sorry, I cannot ACT ACCORDINGLY xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I am ACTING UP e/////////////e.

🔞

NSFW art below the cut - MINORS DO NOT INTERACT PLEASE. I'M RISKING MY ACCOUNT NOW.

PLEASE ACT ACCORDINGLY.

[throwaway-yandere]

"... Can y--we feed them?"

"Well, I don't think I have enough mora for that many stomachs. But don't worry! They can feed themselves."

"I see, so they know how to cook?"

"Hmm! The aranaras taught them how to cook from the last fic."

"... The... last fic?"

...

"Ansy, you didn't..."

"Shhhh, it's fineeee."

[starfire-s]

why is my workplace playing bed chem by sabrina carpenter on the speakers omg 😭😭

[simcardiac-arrested]

literally me with 230571075 diseases unknown to man drawing ns with a finger on my phone again and again and giggling as i add a caption of homosexual activity on it . Literally me i do this