#hahahahahahah oops

[pekodayz]

💚💤💞🌌 ^-^

im using the fucking . office au oso aini shit i made in my mind palace for all of these questions (bc its easier) theyre "friends" btw so (gags)

💚: Who gets jealous?

aini would get jealous a bit more. mainly bc she sees oso as her close friend secretly... (ewww...). maybe when hes ogling at some girls, she does the thing where she compares herself to them and their chest size, then she becomes stagnant. like wtf i know him more than u, fucking animal. god i hate this freak i cant believe im near him. then aini goes over to them and says smth extremely embarrassing abt oso, points at him whiles shes talking and they all laugh at him. satisifed, she crosses her arms and looks at oso, smirking. then he chucks a folder straight in her eye. ok.

💤: Do you sleep together? If so, describe your sleeping positions and patterns (E.g. who steals the blankets, are either of you insomniacs, etc.)

hahahahahahah...sad face. they....wouldnt sleep together...too well. prob only when theyre drunk, and they happen to be at aini's place. maybe then they'll sleep in the same bed. usually its just them becoming self aware after 5 mins of laying down, still wearing their office attire and their shoes scattered on the bed. then they freak out, but theyre drunk so theyll prob start lazily punching each other with pillows until they pass out. aini clings onto oso asap, he kicks in his sleep obv...its just a very awkward battle in their sleep until they stop. and they look peaceful...until they wake up with a hangover. screaming in the morning. then telling each other to shut up.

💞: How do you both express affection?

mutual knowledge abt each other. the little things. ig like their fav things. theyre not gonna admit that. (theyd buy each other stuff after work, suprising the other. like omg how did u know??) oso likes to put his arm around aini a lot (then messes her hair up or gets rough, then they start lunging at each other) i think theres like a 4-5 inch height dif...sobs. aini praises him well he does well at work, then insults him after to not sound too...happy. tching and stuff. (whatever u still suck ass, idiot) woahh. they buy each other lunch when its breaktime..they know each other's fav orders and stuff. they eat together everyday (ew) , usually oso comes back with aini's order missing smth (he ate it, she snatches his drink and starts chugging. now its fair !)

🌌: What was your first date like?

ough...wow. yeah, they wouldnt call it a date. they went to a bar and nervously drank 1 drink, thats it. then they kept stuttering over their words, insulting each other a little bit. gave each other one compliment before breaking down. (horrifyingly red faces, sweating buckets, sweaty hands, cant even look each other in the eyes) they agreed not to call it a date, then they went to mcdonalds and stared at each other. they couldnt think of an order at 12:30 am. rock paper scissors, loser pays. mood lightens up a lot, they forgot it was a date. oops! maybe next time!

[coccyodynia]

it's been awhile so

things:

justin moved in finally! like a week and a half ago

it's been going well! sometimes i have a hard time with the borderline bullshit creepin back up since we're always sort of near each other now

but it's been good, even if challenging, it's given me opportunities to kind of try and counteract the automatic trauma responses and reassure myself that it's okay when im afraid he's mad or w/e

he seems happy to be here, and have space to himself without chaos all around.

we watched one of my favorite movies the other night and ordered pizza and it's just all ive ever wanted to do with him honestly is just low key be in each other's space and comfy and goof around

anyway i've been reading 'the body keeps the score' and it has been very difficult tbh! but also really enlightening to be able to put into words some experiences i've had that i couldn't identify before

i only learned i had ptsd like a year or so ago, and it honestly was very difficult to take in and wrap my mind around

but now i'm in space where i can dig a little deeper into the ways that's effected me and my life etc, so when i feel i have the space i'll sit and read that for awhile and email my therapist the stuff that feels important to note/discuss

i did unfortunately cancel my therapy appointment yesterday tho

i called out of work yesterday bc my spine bullshit was flaring up real bad and i couldn't get out of bed without nearly crying, so i also cancelled my therapy appt

justin and i both had the day off yesterday then which was kind of nice to be here all day with him around (our schedules are usually so opposite we're not here at the same time for very long)

anyway im unfortunately very much in love with him and it's getting harder to ignore now that we live together hahahahahahah oops

[did-you-reboot]

Character Study - Annaiette Verdeleaux

Traits & Characteristics Bold - all that applies to your muse Italicized - any that are applicable in some way

EYES:   blue | green | brown | hazel | gray | gray-blue | other

HAIR:   blond | sandy | brown | black | auburn / red | ginger | grey / white | multi-color | other (grayish purple-blue)

BODY TYPE:   skinny | slender | slim | built | curvy | athletic | average | muscular | pudgy | overweight

SKIN:   pale | light | fair | freckled | tan | olive | medium | dark | discolored

GENDER:   male | female | trans | cis | agender | demigender | genderfluid | other | doesn’t like labels | don’t have any definite headcanon either way

SEXUALITY:   heterosexual | homosexual | bisexual | pansexual | asexual | demisexual | other | unsure | doesn’t like labels

ROMANTIC ORIENTATION:   homoromantic | heteroromantic | biromantic |  panromantic | aromantic | demiromantic | unsure | doesn’t like labels

SPECIES:  midlander hyur | highlander hyur | wildwood elezen | duskwight elezen | hellsguard roegadyn | sea wolf roegadyn | dunesfolk lalafell | plainsfolk lalafell | keeper miqo’te | seeker miqo’te | xaela au ra | raen au ra | other

EDUCATION:  high school | college | university | master’s degree | PhD | other (private tutoring/ home schooled / self taught)

I’VE BEEN: in love | hurt | ill | mentally abused | bullied | physically abused | tortured | brainwashed | shot

POSITIVE TRAITS: affectionate | adventurous | athletic | brave | careful | charming | confident | creative | cunning | determined | forgiving | generous | honest | humorous | intelligent | loyal | modest | patient | selfless | polite | down-to-earth | diligent | romantic | moral | fun-loving | charismatic | calm

NEGATIVE TRAITS:  aggressive | bossy | cynical | envious | shy | fearful | greedy | gullible | jealous | impatient | impulsive | cocky | reckless | insecure | irresponsible | mistrustful | paranoid | possessive | sarcastic | self-conscious | selfish | swears | unstable | clumsy | rebellious | emotional | vengeful | anxious | self-sabotaging | moody | peevish | angry | pessimistic | slacker | thin skinned | overly dramatic | argumentative

LIVING SITUATION:   lives alone | lives with parent(s) / guardian | lives with significant other | lives with a friend | drifter | homeless | lives with children | other

PARENTS/GUARDIAN:  mother | father | adoptive | aunt | uncle | foster | grandmother | grandfather | other

SIBLINGS: sister(s) | brother(s) | none | other

RELATIONSHIP:   single | crushing | dating | engaged | married | separated | it’s complicated | verse dependent

I HAVE A(N):   developmental disorder | learning disorder | personality disorder | mental disorder | anxiety disorder | sleep disorder | eating disorder | behavioral disorder | substance-related disorder | PTSD | mental disability | physical disability | other

THINGS I’VE DONE BEFORE: had alcohol | smoked | stolen | done drugs | self-harmed | starved | had sex | had a threesome | had a one-night stand | gotten into a fist fight | gone to hospital | gone to jail | used a fake ID | played hooky | gone to a rave | killed someone | had someone try to kill them

[fateprotected-a]

@captnjtkirk​ said: ❛  i can’t lose you , too.  ❜ | soft angst starters | accepting

Oh, beloved...

The truth is, he always would. Or she would lose him. This has always been the way of things, the risk of her unchanging nature. Those she loves--they leave her. She can only hope it’s for better things. And sometimes, rarely--she leaves them too.

Reaching out to take his hand, Pris steps close. This won’t be easy for either of them. She’ll try not to make it harder. Already, she’s weak, bleeding from gashes this body didn’t sustain. Still, she tries to keep her voice strong. Even as she lies. Even as she begs, prays, because this never gets any easier.

“It’ll be alright. I promise. But you need to go.”

[kelthebarb]

“oops i fell” HAHAHAHAHAHAH

apple cider

XI. apple bakery

pairing: megumi x gn! reader

warnings: none…

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notes:

omg i’m sorry for posting so late… i was super busy today :(

NEW JJK EPISODE TODAY HOW’RE WE FEELING

i’m excited for choso <3

ANYWAY,,, inumaki and yuji are going to hell

inumaki’s pov pic 4-8

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[foreverxdaydreaming]

been quite awhile now, but it felt nice to get back into the swing of things 😌❤️🖤

used to do nail art pretty much weekly but i just haven't had the energy/want in so long,, the paints & stuff are prob at least 2 yrs old lol.. the jewels are prob ancient by now pero 💅🏻

[call-me-corvid]

I accidentally found a Voltron fic a few days ago and was like “i guess im bored enough” and read all 189,000 words in 25 hours because it was GOOD and was like “i need more” so long story short it has been five days now and I have consumed six fics amounting to over 500,000 words in that time and this was not a rabbit hole i ever expected to fall down and boy oh boy do i not expect to be able to dig myself out of it now

[theunconcernedembalmer]

Oh no, he's hot

[catgirlscout]

hahahahahahah yes finally !! Not me finding it before seeing this post because I have problems oop But ahhh it was so cute!!! I can't get over them! I am obsessed with the way Miss Pauling was written in this <3

Read my fic boy

This is my first tf2 fic!! Hope yall like it and chapter 2 and 3 will be out soon :)

Here!

[jamesvin-varsity]

one of my partners and i are getting top surgery 6 weeks apart which is. really fucking cute if u ask me

[baagha]

‘ is that blood? ’

♛ ¦ QUESTION STARTERS  ( ACCEPTING )

            ♛ —–    BLOOD. Exactly. Stains were all over him. On his clothes, his face. Even on his KUKRI. It wasn’t like he didn’t notice. Oh, he did. But it wasn’t relevant to him anymore. KILLING became second nature. And so did the RED ON FABRIC . It was an unpleasant contrast to his usually tired, yet innocent looking face. But the PEOPLE OF KYRAT , they were filled with pride when they saw him. At least most of them.

           ❛ I, .. — I guess it is. ❜   He was wearing a soft smile on his face as he told her. But it quickly disappeared as soon as he noticed that it was rather INAPPROPRIATE. Lately it was hard for him to get things right. With his sleeve, he wiped the DEEP RED COLOR off his face. It wasn’t gone completely, but at least it didn’t look so bad anymore. He hoped.  ❛ I’m sorry, did I scare you? I didn’t mean to. ❜  

@rajakvmari

[woniepop]

→ ❝*🎥❊*TRUTH OR DRINK❞ | exes

park sunghoon and y/n !!

[ truth or drink masterlist ]

Genre: fluff, angst

Pairing: Park Sunghoon x GN!Reader

Warnings: none, not proofread ig

word count: 0.8k

*i just wanted to make it clear that, yes, this is a drinking game, but they will not be drinking LOL i’m making them answer all the questions and i just liked the idea*

*i do not condone underage drinking*

key - [ ] will be questions asked by the staff

- blue will be questions from the card

a/n: LOL this was so fun for me to write and if you enjoyed this and want to see it with more members please let me know! 💟 

you: hi! I’m y/n

sunghoon: I’m sunghoon

you: and we’re exes

[ were you guys in love? ]

making eye contact with sunghoon, you wait for him to respond

sunghoon: yes, we were

[ how long were you guys together? ]

you: a little over a year 

you: I’m so nervous

sunghoon: me too,, ya ready?

you: yep, you can ask the first question

sunghoon: alright, who broke up with who?

sunghoon looks up at you and makes eye contact, pursing his lips

you: i broke up with sunghoon, next question then. Why did you decide to break up?

you: well, you were so busy with your schedule and training, that i kind of felt,,, i guess kind of lonely?? And that i was just...

sunghoon sits patiently as he waits for you to complete your sentence, sadness evident in his eyes

you: yknow,, weighing you down

sunghoon: are you seeing anyone currently?

you: i am not

sunghoon: me either

you can see a glimmer of hope in his eyes, and you’re sure it’s the same for you as well

you: what’s the most annoying thing about me

you say, giggling it off but not ready to hear his answer, watching him hold in a giggle

sunghoon: i didn’t like how you always forget to take care of yourself with you took care of me. It made me worry about you a lot of the time

you: i was not expecting that

sunghoon: it’s just the truth

sunghoon draws and card and clears his throat, maybe unready to hear the answer of this next question as well

sunghoon: were you attracted to any of my friends while me dated?

you: no, you were the only one i paid attention to at the time

sunghoon tries his best to suppress a big smile but it shows up on his face anyway

sunghoon: you’re such a liar

you: I’m being serious!

sunghoon: what about Jake

you: what about Jake?

sunghoon: you cannot tell me you didn’t think he was hot

you: i did think he was hot but i wasn’t attracted to him! There’s a big difference, sunghoon

upon hearing his name come out of your mouth, his heart burns a little, missing the time when you used to call him the pet names he always pretended to hate. He would do anything for you to call him your baby again, but it was too late. He had already messed up his one chance.

you: alrighty, next one then

you: is there anything you want to apologize for?

giving him some time to think, he finally clears his throat and starts

sunghoon: i want to apologize for not treating you well and i never making time for you

you nod your head, drumming your fingers on the table, already expecting that answer

sunghoon: and also,, for accidentally throwing Beary out of the window

you: oh yeah i forgot about that. I was so mad at you that day

you both share a laugh

you: wait how did that even happen?

sunghoon: well we went to the arcade that one day and i won you something

you: oh yeah,,, and you got jealous that I already had Beary so you threw him out of the window

sunghoon: it was supposed to be a joke! I wasn’t actually going to do it! It just,, slipped

you: yeah, okay babe

He whips his head to you, wide eyed. What did you just call him?

you: OOPS i mean sunghoon hahahahahahah 🥶

sunghoon fumbles with his hands, but eventually picks up the card

sunghoon: oh- uh, oh my god,,, what would it take for us to get back together?

you: um,, maybe talking it out i guess? i don’t know, we haven’t really had a proper conversation since we broke up

sunghoon: ahhh okay

you: last question! oh,,, um,,, are you still in love with me

sunghoon:

you:

sunghoon: well, it depends

you: depends on what

sunghoon: are you still in love with me?

you:

you: ...yes

sunghoon: then yes

[ would you guys get back together? ]

you: we’ll see...

sunghoon: yeah...

[la-mariposita-de-palestina]

Watching Edgar Allan Poe's Murder Mystery Dinner Party :)

 who is the drama queen cutting onions and why do I already love them?

Lenore is sassy I love her I think she’s the murderer. no ones been murdered. but it’s her.

nope never mind she’s the dead one. 

I love Joey.

ok so disclaimer I’m an uneducated brute who’s only read a couple of these people, Hemingway, Oscar Wilde and maybe Agatha Christie I can’t remember so I might not get the jokes. 

The Russian brings me joy. 

I love Lauren playing a women who’s trying to “act like a man” 

so someone actually died, and it was the unwelcome plus one huh...

its either def not Joey or it is very much Joey. I don’t think it’s Joey tho.

2 down, 11 to go. everyone must die.

“love that dress“ it is a very pretty dress

Joey x Apple #OTP

It’s Lauren, she like disappeared behind someone for a second then she said “or madwoman”

I disagree but okay buddy

3 down, 10 to go. death is inevitable.

if i sent that scene with Joey kissing Annabel’s hand to a certain friend i might just be able to recruit her permanently into the starkidand all their associates fandom.

*eats cigarette*

Lauren Lopez is a blessing

I love the Russian man.

CURT MEGA MY LOVE

“at least this dress is fab“ it is

...they’re cute. in a weird way.

NOOOOOOOO RUSSIAN BOY

4 down, 9 to go.

 Okay we know it isn’t Oscar, Mary, Lenore or Wiles, so it leaves us with Hemingway, Charlotte, Emily, Agatha (I mean it could be!), Edgar, and Annabel.

i think Emily cuz we haven’t seen much of her.

bro whats up with Emily’s intro???

Lauren i love you.

oops, she’s dead. but wait...they were all in the house...I mean Hemingway stayed a bit longer in the basement or whatever

MARY NOW IS NOT THE TIME WHO ATTACKED YOU!

HG is a smart man

ok so 6 down, 7 to go??? am i even counting right?

WHATS WITH THE EMILY CARD IN THE INTRO AM I GOING INSANE???????

I like Krishanti.

CURT MEGA MY PRECIOUSE!

sooo new member, welcome your dead now yay

7 down 7 to go???? cuz we added a new person? 

i love the little after credits scenes.

hmmmm curt died years ago tho...

okay so not Emily.

the person was wearing black...so it’s not any of them...

Oscar my dude chill.

I want to ask what that scene was but...I’m scared

wait is Emily dead or did she faint?

okay then 8 down 6 to go? i dunno at this point

NO NOT WILES!

9 down 5 to go, not including the police.

oof.

hahahahahahah *flopitty popetty down the stairs*

glad i didn’t count the police since they died pretty quickly 

oop she’s dead too

10 down 4 to go.

“it was always you“...Edgar???

oh okay, best sibling activity, murder. I agree.

watta twist!!!

Charlotte keeps forgetting Lenore is dead.

that after credits scene, *chef kiss*

I liked it vv much :)))

[saxifactumterritum]

How is no text November going: I forgot about it oops. Oh well. We can do no text December hahahahahahah oh dear

[simpforhoon]

ITS NOT FAIR AT ALL 💔 also i’ve been screaming about jay and my mom opened my door so now i cant be loud 😭😭

HAHAHAHAHAHAH, the same thing happened to me, like I was at my dorms a few months ago like in February? I came back home now cause covid got worse but, I was freaking out over hyung line at the fan sign, and roomie was like BITCH STFU, and well, oops I guess!??!?!

[hannie-dul-set]

Okay pls don't kill me but how do you miss first period so often? Like do you not set your alarm for early enough? Am I missing some vital information?

I MANAGED TO MAKE IT HAGSBSJSISJAK THE RECITATION WAS STILL GOING ON AND I LEGITIMATELY HAD TO WORK MY BRAIN THE MOMENT I WOKE UP HAHAHAHAHAHAH

edit: i don't have an alarm bcs they don't work oop but my body clock has never failed me before until today HAGSVANAKAK