#haha gee what's going on in here fellas :))))))))

[the-moogle-of-your-nightmares]

tfw you hear how your brother-in-law talks to your little niblings when he thinks no one's listening, and every time you see him you have to restrain the urge to put your thumbs through his fucking eyes 🙃

[make-a-little-mischief]

Jerry on The Soupy Sales Show as dialogued by me:

SS: "Oh hey, Jer. Whatcha got there?"

J: "Oh well it's my cage and there's somethin' - or I should say someone very special inside..."

J: "It's my dead pet fish, Albert. I thought I'd bring him out to say hello to all you nice people. He's not much for conversation, and he doesn't have much of a personality...or a pulse...but he's a real swell fish."

SS: "Gee Jer, that sure is fascinating..."

J: "You really like him? I was a little noivous about bringing him out here. A lot of the time people aren't too fond of Albert, what with him being a dead fish and all."

SS: "Why sure! We loved Albert! I think the fact that people aren't friendly to him is a shame - it stinks almost as much as Albert does!"

*boisterous Jerry laugh* "HAHAHAHA! Stinks! That's a good one!"

SS: "Well, say Jer! Before you go we'd like to give you the traditional Soupy Sales Show farewell!"

J: "Ohhh-ho-hooo...is that right?"

SS: "Haha! Yes! That fella over yonder's gonna show ya how we do a goodbye here. He's sorta funny lookin ain't he?"

J: "Alright! I'm ready! From myself and my dead pet fish Albert - FARE THEE WEEEELLLL!!!"

SPLAT

J: "Oh...my...so that's the Soupy Sales Show special goodbye...just for me...well...don't I just feel like the belle of the ball."

SS (off camera): "Jer? Ya alright there?"

J: "Oh yeah. I just need a moment...that was such a goodbye, I've never been goodbyed like that in my life, have you ever seen such a goodbye? I mean me either cus I got stuff in my eye but WOW! Yeah, good-BYE! Knocked my coat right off me too! That guy's got some arm, he should play with the Mets!"

Person off camera: "Hey Jer! That was a real riot!"

J: "Whaa?? I can't quite hear ya I got goodbye in my ears!"

Person: "I say, THAT WAS A REAL RIOT!!"

J: "The bus has a flat tire?! That's too bad, guess you'll be late for mahjong..."

Person: "No-"

J: "Oh! The hat made me look like a pilot? I ain't wearin' a hat..."

Person: "No! Jer-"

J: "Oh wait I hear ya! You're sayin' your dad bought a teal parrot! Like a new pet? Well god bless him, we'll have to set up a play date with Albert..."

Person: *inconsolable laughter and face palming*

J: "Ohhhh" *Jerry giggle* "You want I should be quiet?"

J: "Hey you got a big growth on your face, looks kinda like a camera, you might wanna get that looked at..."

Person: "It is a camera Jer! Smile!"

J: "I dunno...I'm in the middle of reading Albert his bedtime story and it just got to a serious part..."

Person: "Well what if we got someone else in the picture too?"

J: "Ohhh? Who's this someone else?"

Person: "Okay that's closer to a smile but not quite what we were going for..."

SS: "This is what you called me over here for? Jer, what is it? Are you upset about the goodbye?! Can you believe this crazy little fella?"

J: *dog noises*

Person: "Down boy! Let the tie go! Okay this isn't working let's get someone else..."

Person: "Much better! That's a real nice smile Jer!"

J: "Ya don't say? You really like my smile? I thought you just wanted to bug me while I was readin' to Albert but you like me you like me! That's sweet of ya!"

Person: "We're all kinda sweet on you Jer! We don't just like you, we LOVE you buddy! Hey, why don't we try another with Soupy now..."

Person (and all of us who love Jer and his smile): "Poifect."

❤️

[lee-scribbles-and-doodles]

S2 Ep 4 reaction

Lol the boys and Flint broke into Bosco's

They just start unloading bullets hoping something would happen what kings

"I'd kill for a time machine right about now. Of course, I'd kill for just about anything." Oh Max.

Sam and Max fanboying over Flint 😍

"What are ya staring at fellas? You're making me nervous."

"Hot toilet wine! Everything Bosco would need to survive for months." (Is literally wine around a toilet).

Love that his safe house is just the bathroom

Oh hey I figured out the school fair volcano thing really quick... You know, by my standards.

Ah!!!! Why is Bosco a COW???

So THEM are aliens

Also love how casually Sam and Max treat getting abducted

Ok I clicked everything except the elevator

GASP MAMA BOSCO

I can't believe I finally get to meet her

"Nations rise, nations fall, but those hot weenies will outlast us all."

The wine is still in the bathroom

Ooh OK that's why it was unplugged before

Laughing at Sam getting genuinely upset over spilled milk

Ok but the baby-maker machine is the perfect excuse for ya'll to make your oc-kids for the boys (if you want them to be biologically theirs)

Also laughing at Sam and Max staring in awe at the guns

She's barely talked and I love her already

Oh boy, she wanted a girl

Oh no, she (understandably) didn't realize Bosco was her son. She only sees some guy who wrecked her store.

"You don't even like girls."

Oh no, she's into Max now!

And now she doesn't even want to have a kid. Does that mean Bosco won't be born?

Oh no, he is fading from existence... and he's still a horrifying cow-human hybrid!

Ok, I got some more time cards. To Stinky's!

GASP Grandpa Stinky!

Double GASP! Soft marketable Sam and Max!

"You're embarrassing when you try to act cynical, Max."

Stinky thinking the boys are the parents of their kid selves 🤣

Sam immediately trying to eat the tar cake

"No shirt, no shoes, no service." "We're being discriminated against, Sam!"

The carbon dater doesn't work on Stinky???

The Devil has apparently gone to Stinky's

"I'm not suppose to talk to strangers." "But we're strangers with candy and cool guns you can play with." "Well, that should be ok."

Oh, Sam built Bluster Blaster.

It's funny that Sam knows less of technology than he did as a kid.

Baby Sam and Max are literally so cute I can't even handle this you guys

Asdfghh Sam almost shot his kid self for calling him fat

"Didn't you guys say I could play with your gun." "We lied, kid." "Remember this, it's a good life lesson."

Just gonna steal kid Sam's screwdriver so I can steal another thing.

Gee, Max, great distraction.

Going to steal some of the tar cake.

Oh! Old men Sam and Max?

Old Sam is, ugh, not all there. It's really sweet that Old Max sticks with him. He kinda seems like a caretaker actually.

Superball!

Aw, Max wants to build a fort ❤

"The oval office looks the same in our time as it does in the 60s." "Yeah I was hoping you'd take that as a challenge from the other first ladies, but you just never stepped up to the plate."

Oh Superball, your tour was lovely.

"So more about this door..."

Wait... Is Superball Bosco's dad???

How old IS Superball?

Love that out of everything, it was the fact that the president was going to go to Stinky's that shocked Superball

That's also possibly the only time he's raised his voice

Mmm, nope! Superball definitely isn't his dad haha. At least he has hair now, and isn't a cow.

GASP the banang gag

Also, another Superball!

Another Sam just called at us from out the window for a trade.

"Smiletember. Seems like only yesterday it was Gaypril."

"How's the cover up going." "Very good, sir... which is what I would say if there was a cover up."

Did... Superball just mindwipe Sam and Max!

Superball being sus af in general.

"Everytime life closes one door it opens another." "That thought disgusts and terrifies me, sir."

"I'm aging gracefully sir. Clean living."

Lol, we got the patent for Stinky's slop. Let's go make him cease and desist

Oh, the AI fell off!

I bet using the abusive AI will work... Yup!

Wait, ew, did we turn Max het!?

I hope it's just turning him even more annoying and not THAT.

Ew, I hate Max flirting with her! Good thing she hates it too.

Oh good, Max says he'll be back to normal in a month.

Well, Bosco isn't fading out of reality now... but he’s still not bold.

How the actual hell did it take me so long to notice the envelope in the white house???

Yay, we fixed Bosco!

Oh, the aliens are coming?

The mariachi men?

What?

A song????

Bosco is so scared of them

Jurgen!?

Wait, where are they sending vamp boy?

They gave Bosco a heart attack!

Oh, no, his soul.

"A mariachi can never have a birthday for himself. It is our curse!"

"Hey, lighten up on Sam and Max!" Bosco cares 🥺

Ok, let's show the mariachi the egg and the eulogy

Egg didn't work

I keep making Bosco shrink :(

Oh, am I going back to season 01?

Aw, Sam singing

"It keeps the mystery in our relationship"

I??? They stole the time machine!?

Omg playable Sam and Max had to go through the entirety of Season 01 again.

By meeting future version of themselves does that they've split off into an alternate universe????

Ok I finally got the recording contract, so that's one mariachi down.

I think I know how to get rid of the second one

Superball's birthday is Spetember 6 - A national holiday!

"This has been the best birthday ever" Superball, my love

Ooooh, so the typewriter ribbon from the previous episode was because of what we did in this one

A blank card?

We're at the beginning of the universe!

Why is the chicken here!?

Haha big dog grabbed chicken

He... put Mr featherly into his inventory? OK, we show the last one the bird, right?

Oh, the spaceship is Sombrero shaped

Max adjusting Sam's tie 🥰🥰🥰

So, uh, next episode takes place in hell, huh?

[snapsicle]

Chalk Flu- Chapter 1

heya! finally finished chapter 1- it’s a semi-long one, just a warning! 

chapter summary: Snap comes down with a strange illness, and Rudy and Penny need to find the cure. They visit a library to try and find out more. 

TW: Illness, death mention, gross-out, germs, bugs/insects. 

the whole 5 pages are underneath the cut! 

It was a sunny afternoon in Chalkzone, like it always was, the sun’s many triangular points rotating around it in a rhythmic pattern, shining warm beams of sun onto the ‘zoners below it. Snap was busy sunbathing, underneath a tree, sighing, sipping on a halved coconut full of water. 

“Ah, this is the life, ain’t it?” He reclined. “What a lovely day.” Under his breath, he hoped he didn’t jinx it. 

Today was the day Rudy was going to visit chalkzone for the first time in 2 weeks- he was really busy with his studies, considering he was a freshman in middle school, it was a little bit of a heavier workload than he was used to. It had been another 2 years, Rudy was 12 now, a 7th grader- the youngest in his class, with a summer birthday. Snap usually waited around the portal, but he almost had a 6th sense of when it was going to open. He recalled that Penny was probably coming too. 

Snap reclined further, almost laying down now. He sighed loudly as if Rudy could hear him getting annoyed. Rudy was coming to chalkzone less and less now, and it was becoming more apparent- this drove Snap up a wall. His train of thought was interrupted though, suddenly, when he felt something crawling up his leg. He attempted to brush it off, but it seemed to cling. This is when he stopped to look at it. It was a weird little green germ, and Snap wrinkled his nose. 

“Hey! Get offa me!” He said, attempting to swipe the little circular green amoeba off his leg. It stuck to his glove. “Wha- You don’t know when to quit, do ya?” 

Before he knew it, the green thing had jumped on his face. This is when Snap really began to panic. He yelped in surprise and started slapping at his face in a desperate attempt to kill the tiny ‘zoner, and winced as it crawled into his mouth, almost gagging. He attempted to cough it up, but he was sure he’d swallowed it, and he stuck his tongue out. “BLEGH, that’s DISGUSTING!” He cried, and made exaggerated choking and gagging noises. 

“Gee, I hope that thing doesn’t make me sick.” Snap shuddered. “I’m getting a little tired of things wanting to eat me and things wanting ME to eat THEM.” Snap had lost his appetite. 

That’s when Rudy and Penny both opened the portal. Snap saw the familiar sparkling of the magic chalk in the distance, and he hopped up onto his feet, watching Rudy and Penny jump in through the magical gateway. He smiled to greet them. 

“Heya bucko, buckette, how’s life?” Snap said. “Long time no see, amiright?” 

“Haha, yup, life’s good alright!” Rudy said, scratching the back of his head. “Sorry I haven’t been here awhile. You know I’ve been really busy with work, and stuff.” 

“Nah, don’t even worry about it, Rudy!” Snap said. “You’re here now, and that’s what matters!” and with that, Snap felt a tingling in his nose. He drew back, and sneezed- a loud “ACHOO!” that blew him to the ground. He wiped his nose. “Oy coloy, I hope this ain't the start of somethin’.” Snap smiled weakly and Rudy helped him to his feet. 

“Alrighty! What did you fellas wanna do today?” Penny said. “We could visit the candy cane forest, or go to the Globetheater, or River Rafting, or sledding, or catch a show in nightzone, or-” Penny paused. “Wait.. Snap, there's something on your face.” 

“Wait, really? What is it?” Snap said, wiping at his cheeks. 

“It looks like a purple pepperoni.” Penny commented. 

“Yeah Snap, on the left side of your face-” Rudy said. “Right about here.” He pointed to his left cheek right below the eye. 

“What?? It’s not comin’ off!” Snap cried. “Ugh,” Snap’s train of thought was interrupted with another sneeze. Pop! Another purple spot appeared, this time on his stomach. Pop! Pop! Pop! More purple spots started appearing all over Snap’s body! 

“Wh-wh-wha??” Snap said. “AAACHOOO!!” He said, and this sneeze almost knocked him out. 

Penny and Rudy winced. “Penny, what should we do?” Rudy said, cringing. 

“He’s clearly sick with some kind of chalkzone-specific disease.” Penny said calmly. 

“So much for our play-date,” Rudy said flatly. 

“THIS- ACHOO- Isn’t- ACHOO- FUNNY!- AAACHOO!” Snap said, wiping his nose. “I think it was that stupid little bug i swallowed earlier- ACHOO!” 

“Bug?” Penny said. “You swallowed a bug?” 

“Not exactly a bug-” Snap said, and his train of thought was interrupted by his chalk-white face turning a brilliant shade of green. “Wha…. Anyway, It was this little, teeny tiny germ-lookin’ thing.” Snap said, sniffling. “Did it get suddenly colder in here, or is it just me?” 

“Patient 0,” Penny said. 

“Patient 0?” Rudy repeated questioningly. 

“I’ve seen it in all kinds of plague movies! He’s the first one to get the disease. They call that Patient 0,” Penny explained. 

“Something about this doesn’t feel so good,” Rudy said. “It’s like the inflatermaus all over again.” 

“C’mon Snap, let’s get you home.” Penny said, scooping him up and carrying him over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes. 

“Are you sure you should be…. Touching him?” Rudy said. 

“Don’t worry Rudy,” Penny said. “We’re human! Snap is chalk, and so is the disease, I’m assuming. We can’t be affected by it.” 

“Oh yeah. Almost forgot.” Rudy said. 

Snap’s house was a ways away, but Rudy and Penny had no trouble getting him there, although Snap was making dramatic, exaggerated groaning noises the whole time Penny and Rudy hauled him all the way to his house, all the while rolling their eyes. Once they got to the door, Rudy located the key underneath the doormat, and opened up the door, greeted with the smell of pot roast and Blocky sitting on the couch and reading a comic book. With the sound of the opening door, he looked up and put down his comic. 

“Hey Penny, Hey Rudy! Hey Sn-- Snap?“ He looked a little concerned. “What's going on?? Is Snap alright??“

Snap weakly waved his arm up at Blocky. “I'm fine, don't worry about little ol- ACHOO- me… uahahhh..“

“Yeah, he's sick.” Rudy said flatly. 

“We need you to temporarily take care of him while we figure out what to do.“ Penny added. “But! Be very careful, because you can catch his disease as well!“

“Ah! Poor baby,“ Blocky said. “Snap has been sick before, and I took really good care of him. I promise I'll take care of him and be real, real careful, and nurse him back to health!“

“Thank you Blocky.“ Penny responded. “We really appreciate your help.“

Penny set Snap down on the carpet and Snap sneezed and knocked himself to the ground. Blocky walked up and scooped him into his arms, holding him as if he were a baby. 

“We seriously cannot thank you enough for taking care of him while we go figure out what to do,“ Rudy added. “Make sure to not leave your house or let Snap leave unless you ABSOLUTELY need to!“ 

Blocky nodded. “Can do! I'm gonna go take this poor sick little thing to his bed,“

Snap groaned. 

With one last nod, Rudy and Penny left the house, and started aimlessly wandering away from the little cottage. “At least we know he's in good hands,“ Rudy said, giggling slightly. “So. What do you think we should do now? What is there to do?“

“We obviously can't just ignore it and mess around,“ Penny said. “Out of all the chalkzone diseases i've researched i've never seen ANYTHING like this. We have no idea what it can do to a zoner!” 

“Agreed,“ Rudy said. “It could be highly infectious and debilitating, or worse-“ Rudy gulped. 

“I think I know just the place to get some research done.“ Penny responded. 

“Are you thinking what I'm thinking?“ Rudy raised one eyebrow.

“Hug Bugs library?“ Penny said. 

“Lead the way!“ Rudy said, bowing and gesturing towards the direction of the distant library. 

“Lets go!“ And so they began their journey towards the massive, looming library in the distance. 

The walk wasn't unpleasant- nor was it particularly fun, there was interesting sights to see and many distinctive landmarks that led them straight to the giant, rotting building filled with everything from shiny new books to ancient tomes. The building almost didn't look like a library, it was almost like a Victorian castle, with twisted spires covered in moss and vines and amazing curved and spiked architecture, looming what seemed like miles above the two small kids. 

“There it is...“ Rudy said. 

“I've seen it before, is the thing, but it never fails to blow me away,“ Penny said. “An amazing display of chalkzone architectural prowess.“

“A display it is, indeed.“ Rudy said. “Lets go inside.“ 

They walked through the massive swinging doors decorated with strange engraved knocker gargoyles. When they came in, the inside was just as spectacular as the outside- and there were many little caterpillar zoners running around, moving books from place to place, scuttling almost as if they don't even notice anyone else. In addition to that, there were many larger zoners browzing books, some reading, others talking quietly over coffee, and Rudy and Penny honestly didn't know where to start. The ceilings were high and stacked all the way up with books. There were little bug-assistants that could crawl up and fetch one for you, but there was also massive cream-colored ladders leading up to each section, which you could theoretically climb to find the book you need- and it was all neatly organized using the dewey decimal system. 

“Woah...“ Rudy said. “You know what we need to do now.“ 

“Find Hug Bug. Agreed,“ Penny added. “There's no way we can comb through all this information all by ourselves and still have time to spare.“

“That means we have to go into the more… secret sections of the library. The other librarians won't like that,“ Rudy said. 

“I'm not too excited about it either. If we get stopped, we do have an excuse.“ Penny said. 

Behind one of the bookshelves is a gap barely big enough for one of Hug Bugs body segments to squeeze through- and a secret door on the inside. It wasn't strictly forbidden to go inside- but not many zoners knew about it. Behind the door is where the REAL powerful books are. Books about necromancy, spells, hexes, curses- and age-old secret family recipes. Rudy and Penny silently slipped behind the bookshelf, and creeped through the massive, heavy doorway, making a quiet scraping sound, but that's about it. Immediately, they felt a soft breeze as the candles alongside the walkways illuminated instantly. 

“Gee, I forgot how creepy it is here.” Penny said. 

The caterpillars scuttling across the floors and walls all turned to stare at them menacingly. Like they were judging their every move, ready to forcefully throw them out. 

“We come in peace,” Rudy said weakly. “We’re looking for Hug Bug?” He spoke, and with that, the little caterpillars began chattering amongst each other quickly and quietly. 

“I’ve got a bad feeling about this.” Rudy muttered, as if the caterpillars could hear him. 

After a couple seconds, the chattering turned into soft giggling, and then into uproarious laughter. All of the sudden, in the ancient, empty hall, Rudy felt a presence behind him.

Rudy jumped and yelped when he felt something soft and twice his size embrace him tightly, suddenly, almost choking him. After a few seconds, he realized who it was. 

“Hug Bug!” Penny and Rudy cried in almost perfect unison. And Hug Bug released Rudy, and he stumbled to his feet. 

“Well well well well well, look who it is!” Hug Bug drawled, “Great creator Rudy, and his genius girlfriend!” 

“Well- She’s not really my-” 

“What are you two doing in my woooonderful library?” Hug Bug said, his voice deep and cartoonishly slow. Hug Bug himself was like a giant, multicolored version of his little caterpillar assistants, little book-sized pouches on the front of his many body segments, and a little bell attached to a silk ribbon tied around his neck. The bell rang sometimes, sure, but somehow, when he was sneaking up on you, you never heard it until the last second, and then it’s too late, and you’re smothered in giant plush bug cuddles! Truly a stealth predator. 

“You see, Hug Bug, Our friend Snap-” Penny said, and was cut off by the massive insect,

“OH, Snap! I looooove Snap. He’s one of my favorite guests.” 

“Ahem. As I was saying, Our friend Snap, he’s in some deep trouble,” Penny explained. “You see, he’s sick, and he has a disease that i’ve never even seen before.” 

“Yeees, of course- a disease- and you neeeed my help to find a cuuuure…” Hug Bug rested his face on his hands. “What a predicament…” 

“Well, actually, we were just wondering if you could point us in the direction of any books that might hold the secret to this strange disease.” Rudy said bashfully. 

“Hmm… What are the symptoms…?” Hug Bug spoke. 

“Well, Snap claims he swallowed a little green germ, and then he started sneezing, got covered in purple spots-” Penny continued. 

“And he turned green!” Rudy finished her sentence. 

“Ohhhh, that doesn’t sound the slightest bit familiar to me…” Hug Bug seemed concerned now. “I think I have a book that might interest you, though…” He said, suddenly scuttling up the wall at inhuman speeds, pulling on a book at one of the highest, strangest-looking shelves in the secret room, and all the little caterpillars seemed to gasp when he did so. After he pulled on the book though, strangely, he just let go of it, and it slid back into place. Could it have been a secret lever? A strange shifting and scraping sound confirmed their suspicions. 

A pedestal slowly came up from below the floorboards, revealing a small, dusty, odd-looking bookshelf that wasn’t there before. One of the books, though, stood out, as it was resting on the top, and the cover was green and covered in purple spots- the title was “CHALKZONE PLAGUES” in a blocky, black font scrawled across the entire front cover. 

“I think this might help youuu…” Hug Bug scuttled back down quickly, and handed them the book after dusting it off with one of his mitten-like hands. 

“Uhh… Plagues?” Rudy gulped. 

“I’ve got a real, real bad feeling about this, Rudy.” Penny said. “Let’s see what we can find. Thank you so much, Hug Bug,” Penny continued, and was forcefully scooped up into a big, warm hug. 

“Take care you twooooo! Hope my books find a way to help you… You can come back anytime... And make sure to invite me to the wedding...” Hug Bug giggled, and scuttled off to take care of other business. 

Penny and Rudy laughed nervously and rolled their eyes. 

“Ahem. Anyway, let’s see what we can find-” Penny opened to the table of contents. 

“Hmm. Topical diseases, infections, transformation-type diseases- plagues,” Penny read. “I really don’t know where to start.” 

“It’s just one book, that hopefully has the answer we need,” Rudy said. “We just need to try and track down the type of disease he has. First. Let’s check in plagues,” 

Penny flipped to a seemingly random page- “no,” She mumbled. 

“What about this?” Rudy flipped to another page, and found a graphic that looked almost identical to what Snap’s symptoms looked like. They both gasped. 

“It says here- This disease- Dubbed simply “Chalk Flu”, is brought upon by swallowing a small germ-” Penny read, “And the only cure is the Chameleon Lotus Tea, found only in Barney’s impenetrable forest!” Penny read further, “And if left untreated… Victims will…” Penny winced. “So this is pretty serious.” Rudy said, cringing. “Looks like we need to take a visit to our favorite Encyclocentipedia.” 

“He won’t be happy to see us, that’s for sure.” Penny said. “Last time we were there, it wasn’t exactly a relaxing experience.”

“Don’t worry, we’ll try our best not to rope him into anything this time… And he owes me one.” Rudy responded. 

“Alrighty. That settles it. Before we go, we better check on Snap and Blocky,” Penny said. “Make sure nothing has happened. Then we go.” 

“Agreed. Gotta make sure it doesn’t spread to anyone else.” Rudy responded. “I sure hope he’s okay…” 

[lemon-drop-writings]

Gibbous (Reddie/Stenbrough, Trans!Richie x Eddie/Stan x Bill) 2/???

Summary: The Losers Club is taking a long weekend away from their hometown of Derry and heading out into the forest to get some fresh air. Richie hopes he can put his past behind him and finally begin to start a future, hopefully involving Eddie. Bill is ready to be part of something more than himself; whether it be something as small as a relationship with a certain other member of the Losers Club, he doesn’t know.

Warnings: Dead name mention, mention of abusers, language, slight mention of weed, I think that’s it

Word Count: 1314

A/N: I never expected to get this much attention of this fic, but golly gee, y’all proved me wrong. I love you all! Enjoy chapter 2!

Richie smiled and tapped the steering wheel of his truck with his thumbs. It was moments like this that made Richie love his life; he was blaring “Dancing Queen” from his radio, beaming and dancing in his seat as his friends did the same, even Stan joining in and singing along to the song. All the way to the campsite, the group sang along to whatever came on the radio, and if they didn’t like it, they would talk instead. Richie felt more at home with them than he ever had with his parents. His friends were the ones who helped him cut his hair, order the right binder, find a loophole in the system for him to be able to start T shots; his parents refused to so much as call him anything other than “Rochelle”. Just the thought of his dead name made him shudder and caused his stomach to feel like it was full of stones.

The sound of Beverly’s voice singing out to Jessie J’s “Domino” broke him out of the train of anxiety-inducing thoughts. He took a deep breath and smiled, following Ben’s car up the hill and toward the group’s campsite for the weekend. Everything was going to be perfect; Mike was in charge of the food, assuring everyone that his famous cookies would make an appearance and that he could make the best campfire popcorn anyone had had in their entire lives. Ben brought extra pillows and blankets in case anyone got cold or they wanted to tell ghost stories- which he would most likely supply. Bill had a few tents piled in the bed of the truck, each would fit 2 or 3 of them. Bev had music covered, bringing her old radio and a stack of CDs in her backpack. Knowing Eddie, he had at least 3 first aid kits with him. Stan was going to lead everyone on a nature hike, being the boy scout he was. He had a display case in his room with all his badges, along with his uniform. He had long since quit, but he still liked to reminisce.

He kept tapping the steering wheel until he heard an advertisement come over the radio, shushing everyone and turning up the radio volume.

“Everyone shut up!”

“Yeah, and next week we’ll have live music from some local band. Uh, Flaming Uranus or something, I dunno, I forget. But they’ll be performing here from 6:30 to 11, so come get a drink and check ‘em out.”

“Fucking dipshit!” Richie spat. He turned the radio back down, “It’s calling Flinging Plutonium, dick wad!”

Bev chimed in from the backseat, “I wouldn’t worry too much about it, Rich. People will still come to see you perform.”

“The people we booked the gig with don’t even know our fucking name, Bev. Whatever, we’re still gonna kick ass.”

Stan snorted from his spot behind Bill, covering his mouth to hide a smile. Richie glared back at him, using the rear view mirror to send the look.

Richie followed Ben as he turned onto a long path leading into the forest. Beverly and Stan let their hands hang out of the windows of the back seat, brushing against leaves and ferns as Richie drove. Richie loved the smell of the forest, the scent of pine and warm soil reaching his nose. He couldn’t wait to spend 3 days out here.

Richie worked on unloading his truck while Bill and Stan set up the tents, conversing between themselves and chuckling occasionally. Ben and Mike teamed up to get the fire pit set up safely, leaving Eddie and Bev to help Richie. Just as the trio started to grab their backpacks, Bill spoke up.

“Hey guys, how are we pairing up?”

The group stopped for a moment, not having considered how they would pair off to share the tents.

Bev chimed in, “I don’t mind sharing for a trio, so whoever is fine for me.”

Ben grinned, hoping he might be able to share a tent with his favourite red-head.

“Well, I call sharing with my little Eds over here!” Richie chuckled, putting an arm around the shorter male’s shoulders and pulling him to his side.

“I swear to god, if you call me that one more fucking time I’m going to bash your skull to bits in your sleep,” Eddie retorted. He grumbled a little and shrugged Richie’s arm off him before adding, “Of course I’m your tent partner, moron.”

Richie beamed, planting a kiss to Eddie’s cheek before running away laughing from the smaller teen’s fury. He placed his backpack and sleeping bag inside the middle tent, “Hey Eddie Spaghetti, which side do you want?”

“What hand do you use for jacking off?”

“Right,” Richie smirked. “Why, sweet cheeks, wanna help?”

“I’ll take the right side of the tent,” Eddie plopped his backpack on the side of the tent he chose, ensuring he would be on Richie’s left side while ignoring the other teen’s comment.

“Thanks for sharing with me, Spaghetti man. Imagine if I had to share with Stan the Man, haha,” Richie unrolled his sleeping bag and put his backpack and guitar on top of it. “Nothing but birds and Bill, birds and Bill.”

“And with you, nothing but sex and my mom, sex and my mom,” Eddie rolled his eyes, teasing his friend.

“Aw, Eds, I promise I won’t talk about your mom. Or doing your mom. Scout’s honour.”

“You were never a scout, Rich.”

Before Richie could send back a witty retort, Beverly’s voice rung out from outside the tent, “Hey dipshits, we’re going to go swim. Wanna join?”

Richie grinned, grabbing swim shorts and a t-shirt from his bag, “I’m in, gingerbread!”

Eddie hummed a soft response, grabbing his own swim clothes before looking over at Richie and immediately averting his eyes, “JESUS CHRIST, RICHARD, WARN ME.”

“Aw c’mon Eds, you know you like the view,” Richie teased, wiggling his ass at the other, his boxers covering what his tugged down jeans didn’t.

“Richard, I, unlike some people in the room, respect privacy and modesty. Now if you could please turn around?”

Richie nodded, turning away from his tentmate. He knew Eddie was sensitive about these things.

Beverly wobbled on Ben’s broad shoulders. Bill laughed as he pushed back against her hands from the top of Mike’s own shoulders, Stan sitting on Richie’s off to the side. Eddie was the score keeper, watching the others chicken fight.

“You’re going down, Marsh!” Bill chuckled, reciprocating the force she applied to his hands and arms.

“Oh yeah? Take this!” She beamed, pushing the boy back into the water with a large splash.

Eddie grinned, moving his arms through the water, “Hey guys, is anyone else getting hungry?”

The others looked over, considering. They all nodded in consensus, muttering an agreement and working their way towards the shore of the lake.

Richie caught up with Eddie, grinning and humming a little, “What did you have in mind for food, my dear Eduardo?”

“I mean, we have noodles if we boil water over a fire,” Eddie trudged back towards to campsite, wrapping his towel around his small frame. His wet curls clung to his forehead, dripping slightly and leaving trails of water along his bare collar and shoulders. Richie couldn’t help but notice how the droplets magnified the sprinkling of light freckles on Eddie’s body, even on such a miniscule scale. He had stopped listening to what Eddie was saying, too preoccupied with the exquisite features of the boy he had admired for years now.

“Richie? Are you listening?”

“Hm? Yeah! Yes, of course Eds,” Richie gave him a cheesy grin as they all gathered at the campsite, Mike starting a fire in the pit they set up.

Beverly smiled as she grabbed her backpack, pulling out a small plastic bag, “So fellas….anyone wanna get blazed?”

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MRKZ Chapter 1 The Grizzly Huntsman's Return

{6 Months after the Fall of Beacon on an unknown island a secret base was on fire after a rampage} Maxy: Rrrrrr! {slashes away a black armored knight with his staff while bloodied} Black Knight: Daargh! {breaks through a pillar sliding on the ground}...fool...heretic...I thought you Huntsmen hunted down Grimms! Maxy: {breathing heavily wiping the blood off his lip} I'm no Huntsman, nor an Agent, I am here to end a corruption that hasn't died out! And like your "brothers" {drops an odd knife} I'm gonna make sure all of you die! Black Knight: Hmhmhm...fool...we all thought you were dead Grizzly Huntsman...but now that we know you're alive that changes things! Ahahahaha! Everywhere you go, whenever you sleep or eat we will be there, we'll find you and make you suffer, we'll kill everyone close to you, your family and friends! {throws a chain blade at him} Maxy: {catches it between his fingers}...Find me? No, 6 months I haven't slept or eaten properly, because all I do now is find your people and kill {wraps the chain around his neck choking him} Black Knight: Gaaaargh! Arrgh... Maxy: I will find all who served Ryzen Schwarz! All those responsible for my old Squad, Beacon and the Laark family! {snaps his neck} (6 Months after the Beacon incident and after finding out my own people have been overrun by some old enemies I became a rogue agent, I use to be Huntsman working for Atlas with my young stepbrother Ricky before we faked our deaths and were turn young again, of course it wasn't without consequence, our abilities and skills greatly went down, at Beacon we were barely able to hold back the threats, my new team members separated, Kalista stayed with Captain Prince, for her safety Ricky had to split from her, as for Zalick) I know he isn't the type to run away, wherever he is I hope he isn't dead, all I have now is me and my brother, Atlas must deal witha new threat, well an ancient threat really, Ozpin is gone and G.R.I.M.Ms is under new management, the Black Claw is back, but with Salem's attack and spread of fear they have taken advantage of the noise and are secretly taking over, I made it my primary objective to stop them all, I killed them before and I'll kill them again, I've trained for 6 months to be what I was when I was older, now here I am, hunting the claw once more) {on top of dark tower while there is a storm and rain} Maxy: {pushes back a muscular Grimm Hybrid with sharpteeth} Rrrrgh! Grimm Hybrid: I will bring your head to Lord Ryzen when he awakens again! Rrrarararar {swings his large claws} Maxy: {deflects his attacks with his staff} You wanna serve a dead man?! Grimm Hybrid: Lord Ryzen cannot diiiiiie! Rrrr! {slashes his Staff & pushes him back} Maxy: Grrrrgh! {feet slides as he struggles} I've killed him before...and I'll kill him again! {eyes go black & yellow as he dashes off like he teleported} Grimm Hybrid: Whoa! What the?! {gets multiple slashes in the back} Gaaaaargh! Maxy: {appears & slashes his horn off} Haar! Grimm Hybrid: Daargh! Grrrrrrraaaar! {punches the ground as it break} Maxy: Ah crap! {falls in the tower as the floor breaks} Whoooooa! {bounces in the air} Huur! {lands on his feet} Grimm Hybrid: {lands breaking the ground} Rrr! Maxy: Grr, come on then! Grimm Hybrid: {throws a table at him} Hrrr! Maxy: {moves left dodging without much effort} Grimm Hybrid: You killed my brother! I will have your head! Maxy: Don't worry you'll be joining him soon enough Grimm Hybrid: Grrrraaaar! {lunges at him at high speed} Maxy: {easily dodges all his claw swipes} The pressure you give the air is heavy, every move you make I feel, no matter how fast you are you'll always be predictable! {grips his arm} Grimm Hybrid: Grrr! Huh? What the hell?! {struggles} Why can't I break out?! Maxy: The Feral Grip Technique, no matter how strong you are so long as I don't let go you're screwed Grimm Hybrid: Grrrrrr! Son of a bi-{gets impaled} gurgh! Maxy: Hurts don't it? Grimm Hybrid: Grrrrr! {tries to swipe his head} Maxy: {ducks & flips him over} Rrr! Grimm Hybrid: {slams through a wall} Urgh! Maxy: {throws his Staff like a Javelin} Grimm Hybrid: Argh! {gets impaled to a power box then gets electrocuted to death} Gaaaargh! Aaaaargh! Aaaaaaaaargh...{fades away like a Grimm} Maxy:...Hm {arm is bleeding from his previous battles}...{passes out} {in a white bedroom} ????: {white haired woman} Max...Max {sleeping next to him} Maxy: Hmm...{yawns awake} Hey beautiful ????: Hmhm, you love dancing with death don't you? You're really helpless without me Maxy: All I think about is you, that day... ????: Max, I made my choice, I had to do what I did for peace Maxy:...{caresses her cheek} You should have taken me with you...I'm lost without you...Claire... Claire: You have a life to build, you have family and friends to care about, Mama Laark would be upset losing her son Maxy:... Claire: I love you Max Maxy:...Claire... Claire:...Now it's time to wake up, wake up... {back to reality} Maxy: {wakes up from his injuries} Grrgh! {gasping}...{slowly gets up}...gotta get outta here {the base goes on fire as he escapes} Maxy: {holding his arm as he limps out} Grrgh...well you guys were patient to wait for me how generous Black Claw Troops: {all aim their weapons at him} Maxy: Hehehe...great Black Claw Troops: {all get struck by orange lightning with an explosion} Aaaaargh! Maxy: Huh? Ricky: Max! {leaps down on a troop & stabs his neck} Hrr! Black Claw Trooper 1: Gurgh! Ricky: {grabs another & stabs him in the chest repeatedly before throwing a kunai at another} Black Claw Trooper 2: Gargh! Gurgh! Black Claw Trooper 3: {stabbed in the eye} Daargh! Maxy: Rrrr! {charges & chops into a troop} Black Claw Trooper 4: Urgh! Maxy: Hrrr! {throws him to another} Black Claw Trooper 5: Argh! Oh crap! Maxy: {blasts an energy orb from his staff obliterating them}...Well didn't expect you Rick Ricky: You dumbass, like I'd leave you behind Maxy: Haha! My bro! {bro fists & hugs} Good to see you again! Glad you recovered Ricky: Yeah well I wasn't gonna lay about while Remnant went to crap, speaking of which you an ass for not taking me before and you're an ass for leaving Mama Laark behind Maxy: She's safe Ricky: And now she wants to give you beating, man you look like crap Maxy: Yeah well I've been huntin Ricky: I thought you weren't a Huntsman anymore Maxy: No, I'm just a Predator now Ricky: Well Mr Predator, Mama wants to see you, so grow a pair and let's go Maxy: Yeah-Yeah {follows him} Ricky: We'll come back here later Maxy: No need {pulls out a detonator & presses it blowing everything up} Ricky: Geez man! Where the hell did you get that?! Maxy: I had Green make it for me before I went rogue Ricky: Adam Green? Huh... Maxy: I'm serious in taking down the Claw Ricky: Well before you do, let's head back {grabs his arm as he teleports them both back home} {They end up back to their old huge village called Hawe which was like a Ghetto} Ricky: Welcome back to Hawe Max Maxy: Damn...it's good to be home {both walk in} Man 1: {walking by} Whoa! Max?! Maxy: Sup? Man 2: Dude is Maxy, he's back Man 3: Yo Maxy! Good to see you man! Woman 1: It's been years! Child 1: Maxy! {waves} Welcome back! Maxy: Timmy, oh damn you getting tall little man, you might get taller than me {rubs his head} Child 1: Hehehe! Child 2: Maxy, why did you go? Maxy: New work, had to move, but I'm here Child 3: {pouts} Yeah, for now at least Maxy: Hey I'm sorry for being gone ok? After I'm done with...work, I'll be here Children: Really?! Maxy: Yep Children: Yaaaay! Maxy: You guys run along now Ricky: You see? Everyone misses you Max, Hawe hasn't been the same without us Maxy: Wish we never left, but we had a job in Vale Ricky: Hold it, who the hell are those guys? Maxy: Hmm? {sees a group of white-clad people} Hmm...hey Randy, who are those guys? Randy: {shopkeeper} Some members of the White Fang, they seek to talk with you and Rick Max Maxy: Damn you Khan...let's go Rick Ricky: Easy way or hard way? Maxy: Let's try easy 1st, fellas, can I help you? White Fang 1: You are Maximus Laark, the Grizzly Huntsman? Maxy: {sighs} Yes... White Fang 2: So the rumors of your death were false? Maxy: Where are you going with this? White Fang 3: An alliance with the 1 who took down the false god Ryzen Schwarz will help our cause, with skills like yours we can turn the tide Ricky: What tide? Oh you mean the masscre at the Academy? White Fang 2: Silence human! You have no say in the matter Ricky: Oh that's rich coming from some losers working for some humans, being their lapdogs White Fang 2: What did you say?! Ricky: You heard me, pup White Fang 2: Grrrr... White Fang 4: Enough! The wolf here may not be a faunas but he does indeed have the spirit of 1, being raised by the Laarks is indeed a blessing Ricky: Listen to nice lady fido White Fang 2: You- White Fang 4: Eren!...Back to the boat White Fang 2:... Ricky: Attaboy White Fang 2: {glares at him} Ricky: {whistles} White Fang 2:...{walks off} White Fang 4: Apologies Maxy: So the Fang wants us over? Why the call? I thought you guys were owning the humans White Fang 1: Currently after the damages done in Beacon Academy we have been targeted a lot more Maxy: Gee, I mean why would a massacre anger a lot of people? White Fang 4: Save the jest, we know of our mistake Maxy: And now you live with the lives of a thousand young students who barely hit maturity, I bet sleeping is a breeze for all of you White Fang 3: Alright! We get it! We did something horrible and now we must take that in Maxy: Was that Khan's orders or was it someone else? White Fang 4:... Ricky: I think you guys know, Adam Taurus Maxy: The youngblood? Oh bravo to you guys {claps} you left the leadership to an angry kid White Fang 1: We're afraid of his...choices, many of the other members have already taken his side...I fear Sienna Khan's life is in danger Maxy: She made her choice, she gets killed that's on her White Fang 4: You're a protecter like Maverick, are you not?! Don't you care?! Maxy:...We're done here White Fang 4:...You'll never be like Maverick {walks off} Maxy: As I remember, Dad only saved your people, he never worked with you, so don't you dare talk about him like you know him, beat it White Fang 1:...{all of them go off} Ricky:...That red haired was pretty cute though Maxy: Yeah Mama Laark: Maximus Roadkil Laark! Maxy: Oh crap...Mama! Mama Laark: Don't you Mama me boy, Imma whoop yo ass for shootin off like goddamn Hermes boy {gets her belt} Imma beat you ass good, come here! Maxy: Mama come on! {runs off} I'm sorry! Mama Laark: Say sorry to my soles boy! Maxy: Mama please! {goes behind a pillar} I'm sorry ok! Mama Laark: You leave me behind, you even leave you baby brother behind Ricky: Exactly Maxy: Ok! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was angry and stupid Mama Laark: And boy you are mess, is that your blood?! Maxy: Err some of it Mama Laark: You dopey boy, get yo ass over here {grabs his arm & takes him in the house} Maxy: Mama- Mama Laark: Sit Maxy: {sits down on a seat} Mama Laark: Rest up, I'll get the First Aid Maxy: But Mama I got no time to rest Mama Laark: Hush boy and rest, you can whoop some ass later, geez we need to stitch this and this Maxy: Mama I'm fine I don't need this Mama Laark: Shut up and rest Maxy: {sighs & slowly closes his eyes} Ricky: It's good to have you back Max Maxy: Heh...{goes to sleep} Claire: {voice}...Hm...what are you gonna do without me? END

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Room 666

Elrick attendait les jeunes devant la porte et les laissa entrer alors que dans le salon de la suite ils pouvaient découvrir Jack dans une posture étrange un poirier, jambes écarter. Et plus loin, Malia en short de pyjama, avec un t-shirt trop grand et les cheveux noués hasardeusement en un chignon.

« If ya fail, Jack can say farewell to heirs » dit Faust en se servant une vodka

« I won't fail. » dit Malia « Oh hi ! »

« C'est quoi le pari ? » demanda Morganna en sortant de la salle de bains, pieds nues, portant un simple sweat-shirt trop grand et un slip en dentelle

« Mal doit sauter entre les jambes  de Jack sans le touché. » dit Faust en servant une guinness a Mona

« Vous faites toujours des paris comme ça ? » demanda Jongin inquiet pour Jack

« Y a eu pire. » dit Faust « Y a 20 ans c'était pire. »

« Tellement pire... » Elrick rit et se prit un coca « Vous buvez quoi ? »

« On doit être clean demain » murmura Mark

« Vous êtes les invités de Lipsync battle non ? » dit Jack calmement

« Oui ! » Jongin sourit

« Here I go ! » Malia courut et sauta comme on sautait un haie et passa facilement « HAHA ! » Elle fixa Faust « You'll do MY PICK ! » Malia afficha un sourire carnassier et remit ses lunettes

« I hate you » dit Faust

« Lucas mon chouchou, quel est la chanson la plus mielleuse et débordante de bon sentiments ? » fit Malia en prennant le bras de Lucas pour qu'il s'assoit à côté d'elle

« Euh.... Gee .... ? » murmura le géant

« THERE YOU GO ! » Malia sourit a Faust « Your song for tomorrow. »

« I hate you.. » Faust soupira et se resservit un verre de vodka noire pour la descendre cul sec

« Love you bro.. » fit Malia en souriant « Le sex-appeal de JUMP va prendre un coup demain. »

« Oh la ferme. » Elrick rit « T'as gagné une chanson potable... »

« T'avais qu'à pas parier avec Jack. » dit Malia

« Une règle les chéris, parier jamais avec Jack à moins d'être certain de gagner. » Morganna vida sa bière cul sec et rit un peu

« On ne survit pas un cancer sans chance. On ne survit pas non plus 20 ans de vie commune avec vous sans avoir développer des compétences extraordinaire » Jack rit en se remettant debout

« Un... cancer ? » s'étonna Taeyong

« Leucémie une fois a 8 ans, un a 28. » dit Jack, il servit un verre de vin a Jongin « Quand à mes compétences..... elles sont assez standard pour le métier. » Il rit « Disons qu'Elrick a voullut parier sur des compétences de bassiste. »

« Tu le faisais y a dix ans qu'est-ce que j'en savais que tu savais encore le faire... » Elrick rit

« Je suis bassiste... » Jack parrut outré « C'est mon métier ! »

« Je suis le seul curieux ? » demanda Lucas

« Come on show off, show 'em some real rockstar... » fit Malia en souriant

Jack sourit et prit sa basse, la posa dans son cou et joue à l'envers derrière sa tête. Tous le regardaient avec stupeur alors qu'il reposa sa basse en riant.

« Le cancer m'a prit pas mal de choses, mais ça, je l'ai toujours.. » dit-il

« Le talent ne se perd jamais.. » murmura Jongin

« Mec continue et tu finiras dans son pieu. » fit Elrick amusé

« Il serait pas contre. » nota Taemin

« Eh ! » Jongin rougit « On dit pas des choses comme ça.... »

« Mec sauf les meuf tout le monde est gay. » dit Elrick en riant

Sören sortit de la douche, lunettes sur le nez et torse nu, en jogging, montrant toute la puissance et les sculpture qu'était son corps. Il fixa les jeunes puis Morganna en plissant des yeux.

« That's mine. » fit-il

« Mine now ! » Morganna sourit « Donc on parlait sexualité ! » Elle s'étala sur le canapé

« Et on est partit pour l'explications que l'amour a deux c'est nul. » fit Malia « We get it, you're polyamorous. »

« Et je maintiens que c'est la solution contre l'ennui ! » dit-elle en riant

« Mais si on aime on peut pas s'ennuyer..... » dit innocemment Mark

« Y toujours moyen de se faire chier mon chou. » dit Elrick « Mais pas avec moi. »

« Smooth. » soupira Jack en riant « Nous avons tous des avis sur la chose.. »

« Je suis de l'avis de Mona. » dit Taemin « A deux c'est bien.. a trois c'est mieux. »

« Toi et moi on va s'entendre » Elle rit « Tu crois que si je harcèle Lola pour savoir ce qu'elle a prévu pour moi demain elle va me haïr ? »

« A cette heure-ci, Lola pionce. » Dit Malia en prenant le verre de vodka des mains de Lucas « Love, never trust any drinks from Faust. »

« Oh... » Lucas rougit

« That's Liquorice Vodka. » dit-elle

« Urghh... » Lucas grimaça

« Right » Malia rendit le verre « Baekhyunnie on t'entend plus des masses depuis que notre dieu suédois est sortit de la douche... »

« Il est … » Baekhyun cherchait un mot moins vulgaire

« Bandant ? » fit Elrick en prennant la bière de Mark « Kids don't drink.. »

« Hey I... I'm legal. » dit Mark

« Drinking is dangerous. » dit Elrick amusé

« Wh-what if I need alcool for.... courage ? » marmonna Mark

« Encore pire. » Elrick vida la bière dans un ficus

« Moi je pari... » Morganna pointa Sören « Que tu n'es pas souple du tout ! »

« Je gagne quoi si je le suis ? » demanda-t-il blasé

« Le privilège de choisir ma chanson. Lola me tuera mais c'est rien. » Morganna sourit

« Mh. »

Sören s'étira, s'avança vers un mur et monta lentement son pieds sur le mur avant d'être en grand-écart latéral. Il fixa Morganna puis baissa son pieds avant de soupirer.

« J'suis pas sadique.. » Il s'assit dans le canapé « Move. »

« Oh.. » Morganna sourit « I love you. »

« I know. » dit Sören

« Pourquoi toi t'es méchant avec moi ? » demanda Elrick

« Like you won't selling it ? »  dit Jack amusé

« Of course I'll sell it. » Elrick sourit « I'm gay enough to walk in booty shorts, corseted and high heels wearing a wig »

« Lola va faire de toi une femme sublime. » dit Malia

Elrick leva ses mains ou des ongles en acrylique rouge éclatant trônaient. Il riait un peu devant les têtes étonnés..  Et Faust qui secoua la tête.

« Not happening. » dit Faust « Nobody's doin me nails fella. » son accent irlandais ressortait violemment

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Après cette soirée a simplement discuter, SuperM rejoignait le plateau ou ils allaient être les juges du meilleur lipsync KPOP. Le premier a se lancer fut Faust. Si Lola avait réussit à le faire mettre une perruque, blanche, des talons aiguilles et un jeans slim... en haut il avait refuser le corset et la fausse poitrine.. Il avait un regard de tueur pendant sa performance de Gee et même si il ne ratait aucun pas ou parole il avait vraiment des envies de meurtres. La performance suivante fut celle de Malia. Un classique.. Mirotic, mais amener à un autre style vestimentaire par la batteuse. Pantalon en cuir, chaîne, veste en cuir  et un soutiens-gorge en cuir, une chorégraphie respectée et une Malia parfaitement consciente de la puissance qu'elle avait. Sören fit une version proche de l'originale avec Neverland, habillée au grand desespoir de Lola qui avait pourtant essayer de le mettre torse nu, sans succès. Vint ce qu'avait appeler Ten le trio de l'enfer. Le premier a se lancer fut Jack. Il portait une chemise noir, un jeans usé destroy gris et des chaussures de ville, et sa version d'If you do fut très très, trop, sexy. Jongin en était au bord de sa chaise... puis vint la bombe. Morganna. La tenue qu'avait préparer Lola était si simple et pourtant si différente. Des cuissardes en cuir noir à talons aiguiles, des bas résilles, ce qui semblait être un slip en cuir noir et une chemise transparente noire, offrant une vue sur son soutiens-gorge noir. Sa version de Move, avec ses cheveux ondulant librement, sa chemise mal boutonnée lui donnant un air de s'être réveiller seulement quelques instants avant et le smokey eye intense donnant a ses yeux vert pomme plus d'intensité, offrait une version encore plus sensuelle d'une chanson déjà au pique de la sensualité. Taemin était conquis, et au yeux brillant de Ten, il avait trouvé sa seconde victime... Vint enfin Elrick qui arriva dans un pantalon en cuir, cuissardes à talons rouge et étant une très très belle femme maquillé offrit une version très proche de l'originale de RED.

C'est a presque l'unanimité que Jack et Morganna finirent ex-æquo.

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« J'assure que mon intérêt pour toi n'est pas que sexuel... » murmura Taemin entre deux baisers

« Et je vous assure tous les deux que je m'en fou. » dit Morganna en embrassant Ten à pleine bouche  

« Dans une réserve c'est pas le meilleur endroit. » murmura Ten contre ses lèvres

« Ah c'est su-uhnn-r... » Morganna se recula « Room 666.. Grand Astoria, that's mine. »

Et elle sortit balançant des hanches...

« Hyung, pourquoi j'ai l'impression qu'on signe avec le diable ? » demanda Ten

« Parce que c'est tout à fait ce qu'on fait. » dit Taemin avec un sourire satisfait