#haha bery silly

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guys I should make a tag to archive all of my art

ooh and one for my doodles too

uhh ive got some old art in there so don't judge

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Hare Trigger : ep209

Autumn: I’m stuffed. I think I ate too much breakfast.

Beri: Let’s go for a swim.

Autumn: Swim on a full stomach?

Beri: Yes, silly. We’re not going to drown. We’re going to disprove some old wives tales.

Autumn: A last act of defiance before actually becoming a wife?

Beri: Hahaha, exactly. Come on Cheyenne, the girls are going swimming!

Cheyenne’s long curvy figure is stretched out and her arm is bridging the gap between our two lounge chairs as we hold hands in our slumber. I can feel her give me a quick squeeze on my finger to let me know that she’s going to let my hand go so she can join the girls for a swim.

I open my eyes to the sight of the three girls posing on the beach for a selfie. Cheyenne in her red bikini, Autumn in her white bikini, and Beri in her blue bikini. It’s pure pornography for the mid thirties males in attendance. Three curvy American women in the prime of their lives, arms and legs tangled together like supermodels in a Peter Lindbergh photo, toes and butt cheeks covered in Sardinian beach sand.

Floody: Would you look at that? God Bless America.

Henrik: Haha. Vive la France!

Floody: Henrik, you’re such eurotrash. That looks like an American flag.

Henrik: French flag dude. We’re in the med!

Me: Bah! Vive la Bikini.

Henrik: Yes! Vive la Bikini.

Floody: I’ll drink to that.

Henrik: You’ll drink to anything, mate.

Me: So true!

The Mediterranean being a sea, not an ocean, means that unless the Mistral winds are blowing the water is supernaturally calm, especially here in the channel between Corsica and Sardinia. There’s a swim platform a solid 75 meters offshore and the girls are floating casually toward it like a little flotilla of flesh. It’s a good long swim, but they spend most of the journey across laying on their backs, half floating, half swimming, laughing and giggling all the while.

The diffused light under the umbrella is intoxicating and with the girls safely on the swim platform I begin to drift off toward a light nap. I begin to dream about predator drones flown by lop eared bunnies. Unfortunately a species that typically avoids conflict, the US military’s bunny pilot experiment fails miserably. Just as I’m beginning to contemplate the finer details for employing a herbivore for armed conflict, a commotion wakes me.

It’s Cheyenne. She’s standing on the swim platform waving our arms to get our attention.

“Send a kayak!” I hear faintly.

Floody: What is she saying?

Me: It sounds like she’s saying “Send a kayak.”

I shout back in reply “Is everyone okay?”

Cheyenne yells across the bay “Autumn isn’t feeling well and she needs a ride back to shore.”

Floody is alarmed. His pregnant damsel is in distress and she’s 75 meters offshore. We returned the pedal boats, but Floody and Henrik quickly convince the kid at the rental counter that we need one for just five minutes. The rental agent is initially hesitant, but when Floody explains the situation, the kid acquiesces. And it’s a good thing he did too, because I was beginning to imagine his Italian blood being spilled in the name of commerce as I watch Floody steam across the gap like a dreadnought to rescue his lady.

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Bery silly, i love the sillies! Such silly littles itty bitties! Haha :D

❗️This episode of discord shenanigans consists a ton of cartoon violence❗️

Trigger warning for blood and violence

(it’s nothing too much, but please be aware)

So few days prior wonderful @cha1nsawblood hosted the pathetic Hunger Games

Lea thank you so much, it was so fun ❤️

We had 2 rounds

Official one, that you can check out by clicking here

👉The official first round of pathetic Hunger Games 👈

And the second one

Which is like a semi secret one and wasn’t posted, but I did turn some events into comic from the second round too~

If you have no idea what patheticleys are, check out this post for more context

Without further ado, please enjoy

THE PATHETIC HUNGER GAMES

(Angy boi won in the second round)

Also this one makes me seem like a horrible mother, it’s for comedic purposes I swear! I love my little pathetic son

Credits!

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