#hades game theseus

[hiddencarpet]

Theseus and Asterius 💗

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[yourfaveeatsdrywall]

theseus from hades eats drywall

THESEUS from Hades eats drywall!

[skellynoodle]

Keeping champions big and strong! 🐮

[inthecarpets]

I think trans Theseus wouldn't even need a top surgery to have flat chest if he wanted one.

He had boobs so small they evaporated under his gym bro regiment.

[motziedapul]

Hey everyone! This is my lovely friend Cyrus Nemati, who many of you may know as Theseus, Dionysus and Ares from the first Hades game.

He has spent the last couple years developing his very first indie game, Vampire Therapist, which plays with the many vampire character archetypes from across media.

It's been reviewing VERY well but it's not getting very many wishlists, so if you're interested in vampires, fantastic art and clever, funny, and thoughtful writing about vampire mental health, go wishlist it on Steam!

And listen, Cyrus may be too humble to leverage his colorful career as your favourite Hades hotboys, so I'm gonna do it for him 😌 GO SUPPORT FANTASTIC INDIE DEVS LIKE THIS ONE!

[pimsri]

Do you think they miss him lol

[orpheus-has-lyreizz]

photos taken 10 secs before disaster

[xeniums]

the singular zagreus supporter in the stands my beloved

I blow a kiss to them every time I wipe the floor with that goddamn king theseus (asterius you get a pass)

[kyleesarthell]

(Noncanonbut still Hades 2 spoiler)

An old friend

[linefelcei]

Asterius taking care of the tiny one 🥺💕

[okaylokii]

💚🐃🩵

[toydreamer]

𝐎𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐬 👑🚣‍♂️

6 months later, I'm done with a very smug boi 😏

[xjulixred45x]

As You may know, i'm a BIG fan of Ariadne and Dionysus as a couple, and FINALLY IN HADES 2 WE HAVE THIS PICTURE OF HER:

SHE IS FRIKING BEAUTIFULL

And some people think that for the vague dialogues of Dio in Hades 1 they MIGHT not be a couple in the Game, but i don't believe this for 1- most of the relationships that dosen't include incest are the same in the game and Mythology, 2- this dialogue of Dio

3- when Theseus use the boons of Dionysus THEY HURT HIM TOO, kinda personal.

And then there's this little easter egg(?) if You could call it that in Ariadne's desing, that makes me CRAZY.

You see, in the myths, when Dionysus marries Ariadne, as a weeding gift, he gives her a TIARA and even makes the same tiara a constelation.

And then i look up in the desing of Ariadne, AND THOSE BLACK SPOTS AND THINK "OH MAN, THOSE THINGS ARE THE TIARA".

Idk, just want them to be a thing, i think they're neat.

[tench-art]

Day 4 of Old Art

Hades fanart this time

[songsofwaterandnight]

Tried beating Hades now that Hades 2 dropped but I ran into that gay ass bull and his boyfriend again🙄

[cvmcicle]

oh brother

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