#had to edit this on tiktok cus the edit app

[mothzan]

The dazai rizz

[bitchkay]

Imagine if Guy Aquia and Zev was a boy band

Yes it would be cursed but imagine it

They each already have a gimmick look, the grumpy one, the sweetheart and the ladies man

Imagine the fandom, the meet and greets, THE EDITS⁉️⁉️

THE TIKTOK THIRST EDITS

they'd do rounds on that app💀💀

Yk that one chapter of the princes path with Guy and his brothers and they were bonding over not wanting to get married, that one

That's exactly how meet and greets go.

Wattpad fanfic would eat them tf up

I'm having war flash backs of mindless behavior fanfics on there

So needlessly sexual and outta pocket I'm scared like what the fuck

2015 Wattpad fanfiction was unmatched tbh

"Adopted by *wtv tf band name*" "My stepbrother Aquia" I'm literally gonna start crying.

What would their name even be tbh, prob something corny

I think Zev would be a fan favorite, the gag is in their whole career hes prob on had one verse to himself, imagine being a fan favorite but you literally never sing *cough* princeton *cough*

and hes the fan service brother yk, he the one flirting with the fans, winking into the crowd, kissing the back of hands when someone asks for an autograph, he looks like he does way too fucking much

Zev is the one that signs peoples boobs

If someone throws their panties on the stange while they're performing it's most likely for Zev

Zev entertains their fans delusions like he is not opposed to going on a date with one, this man has groupies

I bet he posts thirst traps-- that's actually embarrassing

This the mf that feeding the tiktok editors💀💀

Aquia would be second probably cus he has such a gorgeous voice, hes probably lead singer, people just cant help but fall in love with him

And hes an angel♡ hes the softest and sweetest, AQUIA CAN DO NO WRONG

yes this does in fact lead to the fandom babying him or acting surprised when he drinks alcohol💀 or better yet has a hickey on his neck cus let's be honest Aquia gets bitches and dosen't hide it either idk y the fandom thinks hes innocent

Aquia would be the most likely out of all of them to end up dating a model💀

Now, people probably like music video Guy better then meet and greet Guy for- for obvious reasons, like show a bit of interest you literally have a line up of girls that want to sleep with you, if you don't act now Zev will steal all your bitches

Like in music videos why that man have a whole different personality like bro is smiling showing emotion and then at meet and greet hes like hi😐, he'll smile for a picture though I think

But yk just like in canon theres still gonna be a collection of- strange bitches that literally cum when he ignores them, they get off to this shit

Wait no seriously what would their name be, what do yall think??

I hate this so much I love it🤭🤭

Boy band Avari brothers💀

My art don't repost

[royalwilmon]

hi friend best, if you're not against writing from something other than wilhelm/simon perspective, I'd love to know how rosh feels about wilhelm when she makes the decision to subject him to "falling in love with simon because he's singing better than christina aguilera" feels - please and tack x

even though this is about bound to you in ch6, this convo takes place during ch5 so the title is from sanctuary and not bound to you!!! this takes place the thursday night before karaoke (oct 7). rosh is hanging out at simon's after school!

i'll give you something so real (call me up late #8)

this is part of a series of drabbles that give a closer look at what is going on behind the screens of call me up late. i want to do a bunch of these over time so please let me know which parts of cmul you want to see more from!!

“What are you going to sing for me on my birthday?” Rosh teased, pelting a piece of popcorn in Simon’s general direction. Simon caught this one midair and popped it into his mouth. His neutral smile turned into a smirk.

“Wouldn’t you like to know?”

“It’s gonna have to be good if you want to one-up last year.”

“I don’t think I have it in me,” Simon replied with a loud, overdramatic sigh. “Sometimes if I step on it the wrong way, my ankle still hurts from when I fucked it up with that choreo.”

Rosh remembered this well. Simon used his “injury” as an excuse to get out of everything for practically the entire year. Not again. Not if Rosh had anything to do with it.

“For your own safety, and the safety of your adoring public in close proximity, I’m specifically requesting a park and bark this year.”

“Thank god.”

Rosh plucked another piece of popcorn from the bowl on her lap and hurdled it at Simon, this time missing him completely. Simon glared at Rosh in response as he began to search around his bed to figure out where it had landed.

“Gimme your phone. Gonna snoop through your Spotify.”

Simon’s Spotify account was filled with countless playlists that he was constantly updating and editing, all of which contained songs he loved and felt comfortable singing. Rosh was confident she could pick one out that both her and Simon would love that would a) keep everybody physically safe, b) show off Simon’s crazy gorgeous angel voice, and c) make Rosh cry on her birthday, which was admittedly always the goal.

Simon tossed his phone to Rosh before resuming is search for the missing piece of popcorn. Pulling up Simon’s Spotify app, Rosh raised an eyebrow at the most recently played album, looking back up to Simon to comment on it.

“Ha, why were you listening to Burlesque last?”

“What? I wasn’t-”

Simon stopped his denial mid-thought, partially because he likely realized who he was talking to, and partially because he had found the piece of popcorn that had fallen behind a pillow and became distracted popping it in his mouth.

“I will pay you all the money I don’t have if you sing ‘Welcome to Burlesque’.”

“Thought you said I was gonna park and bark. If I’m going to be Cher, I’m going to have to be all of Cher.”

“Okay, well, let’s put it on the shortlist for next year.”

“Noted.”

Rosh opened one of Simon’s latest playlists and was starting to thumb through when the phone vibrated with an incoming text message. She saw Wille’s name in the notification and a knowing grin spread across her face. Simon’s mysterious text-crush strikes again.

“You got a text from horse boy.”

Rosh watched as Simon’s whole demeanor changed, eyes brightened and alert as he spoke without a moment's hesitation. God, so whipped already.

“What’d he say?”

She clicked on the notification from Wille to read the message, which as it turned out, had no message at all, but instead a link to a TikTok. She relayed as much to Simon, who reacted by reaching out his hands and grabbing for his phone.

“Gimme.”

Rosh instead stood up from her chair, setting the bowl of popcorn down where she had been sitting. She made eye contact with Simon in a way that wordlessly cued Simon to shuffle over from where he was sprawled on his bed to make room for Rosh to crawl on next to him. She then clicked on the link and held the phone in between to two of them so they could both watch.

[link to tiktok]

Just a handful of seconds long, the video was of two horses in opposite stalls who inched their noses closer and closer until they were just touching. The horses each let out an amusing neigh before the video cut off and restarted.

Rosh almost laughed.

“This whole flirting through horses thing is kind of fucked up.”

“He’s so persistent with it,” Simon said, amusement and fondness in his voice. “It’s kind of endearing.”

Rosh shook her head in disbelief. “Simon, you are the only person I know that would actually fall for this.”

“So you also think he’s flirting? I’m not going crazy reading into this?”

It was cute how Simon had doubts about what was going on here. To Rosh, Wille seemed to be entirely transparent. She gave Simon a look that she hoped clearly conveyed that she thought Simon was being an idiot.

“Simme, these horses are kissing.”

Simon let out a loud, frustrated groan and flung himself forward into the pillows on his bed.

“It is just so hard to pick up on social cues via text message. I hate not knowing.”

“Maybe you just have to take the guesswork out of it by being more upfront yourself. You be less subtle, so he knows where you stand.”

Simon squirmed further into his pillows, at this point a lost cause.

“No. No, Wille seems to have a lot more reservations when it comes to personal stuff, so I was kind of banking on him setting the pace for now.”

Rosh frowned. Knowing Simon as well as she did, she didn’t like this approach for him. Simon had a big heart that cared so deeply for the people he loved. However, because his love was so unconditional, it was easy for him to be taken advantage of. Rosh had seen it happen before, and was quick to catch the telltale signs of it happening again.

“That’s not fair to you.”

Simon was quiet for a moment before he responded softly. “I don’t want to scare him off.”

“I thought we just established that he is clearly flirting with you.”

“I just don’t want to push it. Not quite yet.”

Okay, well. If Simon wasn’t going to take the next step with Wille, Rosh decide she wasn’t above doing some old-fashioned meddling. The gears turned in her head quickly as she began formulating a plan on the fly.

Simon’s phone still in hand, she switched back over to the Spotify app and paged back to see Simon’s most recent plays, clicking on the Burlesque soundtrack. She handed Simon’s phone back to him, with a glimmer of mischief in her eyes.

“Sing the song X-tina sings near the end of the movie. The one when she’s dressed like Kermit the Frog.”

“‘Bound to You’?” Simon asks, an eyebrow raised in question. Rosh nodded.

“You’re clearly only listening to the soundtrack of this trash garbage movie because of that shit you pulled when you were trying to figure out if Wille was queer or not. And that song is romantic as fuck. If nothing else, use it as an emotional outlet for all of your pining.”

“I’m not pining.”

“Uh-huh,” Rosh replied, unconvinced.

Rosh watched in amusement as Simon tapped on the Spotify track to listen to “Bound To You”, chewing on his bottom lip as he considered the option.

“I mean… I would sound incredible singing this.”

“Obviously.”

Simon smiled, the hint of a blush appearing on his cheeks as Christina sang about being terrified to love for the first time.

The rest of Rosh’s plan would be easy. All she really needed to do was make sure Simon’s outfit for karaoke had no pockets so he would have to leave his phone with her. Then she just needed to be able to give Wille a ring so he could be able to see exactly what page Simon was on when it came to whatever the hell they were doing.

Rosh couldn’t imagine hearing Simon sing and not falling a little bit in love.

Her plan was foolproof.