#haaland lmao

[moomin279]

They talk about haaland as if playing striker for Man City is the hardest job in the world and they didnt win the league without a striker

[leosgreyfringe]

I’m literally so in awe of big gabi…the way strikers think they’re going to have an easier time with him over saliba just because he’s not the “““star””” and so they target their runs toward him instead, and he just deals with it. puts them right in his pocket like it’s NOTHING. then goes and scores a goal for us just for fun. does it all for the badge….we’re so fucking lucky he’s one of ours ♥️

[chelleisamazing]

Good morning, god is not real bc if he were, then Man city would be playing in the championship and stripped off all their 'titles' for all the crimes they have committed against the beautiful sport

[footiehoemcfc]

Madrid complaining about VAR and refereeing!? ALEXAAA PLAY KARMA BY TAYLOR SWIFT

[nandaolivalove]

[onetouchparadise]

[paulodybaeeela]

NAHHHHH WHO MADE THIS 💀💀

[cosmixies]

NO WAY HAALAND IS OUT WITH A GROIN INJURY 😭

[kar1nsworldx]

SIR WHO ARE YOU PLAYING MINECRAFT WITH, I NEED TO KNOW 🗣️

[longeyelashedtragedy]

He was at West Ham, my dad was the manager and there was all sorts of nonsense about nepotism from some in the crowd.

How stupid must those fans feel now when they look at Frank? He's one of the best midfielders in the world.

When I watched him and played against him in the years that followed, he would run me all over the pitch. I can remember feeling knackered later in a game and thinking, 'Just have a breather, leave him alone this time… once won't hurt'.

You can guess what happened. Bang. He's in on goal and he doesn't rush or panic when he sees the chance.

Playing against him as a rival midfielder was like suffering a slow death. You'd try to match him, track him, keep up with him.

Maybe at the start you might be OK, get to the ball first, close down his space. Then try and get the ball and begin to play. 'I'm winning this match-up.'

Then, another moment switching off and he's into your back four and you're catching your breath.

...

If you built a robot footballer, Frank would be a good prototype; big, powerful, strong, athletic and scores goals.

the day they let Cousin Jamie write an article (x)

[liverpool-enjoyer]

Does anyone have a crush on our boy Haaland in UEFA high?? Cause I feel like someone has to, he's Barbie-

Also it's cute to imagine him oblivious

hmm maybe someone does. that depends. i actually dunno who hes shipped with. hang on lemme-

ok upon further research turns out hes most commonly shipped w jude. im completely neutral on this so imma give it a solid maybe

[sorceresski]

Wow, this match was a rollercoaster but we did it🤝

[bavarianmillionaire]

julián extending until 2028 at city

[bnsfrailway]

HAALAAAAAAAAAAND

[square-watermelon]

Haaland is back, so I am back

[all-i-need-is-coffee-and-books]

Still lmao

#teams when haaland even jokes about leaving