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[this-is-miss-anonymous]

For @feesheroo , I'M SO SORRY I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED YOUR ASK WHILE ANSWERING IT??? ANYWAYS HERE'S MY ANSWER 😭

FEESH HI 🫶🫶🫶 I am SO sorry this took so long to reply to. Since I'm still fairly new to hsr, I didn't (and still don't) know much about Jing Yuan, so I speedran some story and did some research on him 😭. ANYWAYS, these are my...

⌁₊˚⊹ Jing Yuan Stomach Headcanons ⊹˚₊⌁

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• Considering how Jing Yuan is several centuries old, he's pretty much grown accustomed to any bodily functions that are less than ideal, hunger being one of them. That being said, he doesn't really get hunger cues anymore, and if he does, he just ignores it, which can sometimes lead to awkward situations.

• Just like his personality, his stomach is rather calm, with most of it's grumbles being quiet or nearly silent altogether. However, if it's been more than a couple hours over what he's used to, it can get pretty noisy, much to Jing Yuan's dismay.

• His transition from an active life on the front lines to a rather sedentary one (which makes people think he's lazy) has lead to him becoming soft, which is especially apparent around his midsection. His once toned abdomen had now gained a bit of chub, but he's perfectly okay with that. >:)

• Being the Dozing General means to be prepared for any situation, which means he has to be prepared to eat anything if the situation calls for it. Because of this, he sometimes ends up eating things that wouldn't normally be eaten by the average person, or foods that are past their expiration dates so nothing goes to waste. This always leads to a stomachache of course, which leads to rubs and affection.

• When he isn't on duty, he lets his guard down, and allows himself to be pampered by his partner if they're offering. He doesn't particularly hide his desire for affection, he would just prefer that only those close to him know of these things.

• This poor man gets stomachaches pretty often, which could be caused by a mountain of different reasons. He could've eaten too much, too little, ate something bad, got a little sick, you name it. Because contradictory to his tough, calm and collected exterior, his stomach is actually really sensitive, even if it doesn't often make itself known.

[loveluckluck]

Mr. Re/ca snz headcanons

I can't control myself and I haven't seen a lot of content with him so

Drama queen all the time, especially when it comes to sneezing, very dramatic build-ups, loud (on purpose) almost cartoonish sneezes

He will also tell you how much it tickles and where, use metaphors, let you in on the details

Gets very offended when he is not blessed, most likely will accuse you of being very impolite and unempathetic to his suffering

"Excuse me" after every sneeze

Rubs. His nose. A lot. As if that can somehow help

When he catches a cold, he still insists on continuing to work

Once sneezed into a loudspeaker on a film set. The film crew didn't appreciate it

He actually tries not to sneeze while recording anything for obvious reasons, sometimes he ends up stifling his sneezes

He has a handkerchief, but he doesn't always have time to get to it, so he sneezes into his elbow or just hangs his head down when he does it

If he's alone, he often doesn't stand on ceremony and the option of hanging his head is the only one

He's not allergic to anything, but most perfumes drive his nose crazy for some reason, and sometimes they had to kick out film crew members with strong perfumes simply because Reka could barely restrain himself from sneezing his head off

Some perfumes just give him stuck sneezes and he sits around all day sniffling and rubbing his nose

Often doesn't bother and tries to continue talking even if he feels like he's about to sneeze

If things aren't too bad, at the very moment of sneezing he freezes for a second with the with a facial expression that just screams "Itchy!"

If things is bad he just turns into a snotty mess sneezing non-stop. And he is not ashamed.

[mosspapi]

Dude YouTube mobile app is fucking unusable atp. I'm getting ads 1 minute 19 seconds apart. And it's the same fucking 8 goddamn ads, 4 of which are AI generated and entirely indistinguishable aside from different company names, and the rest are the most obnoxious mobile game ads that are basically just seizure-inducing porn or fucking h*nkai st*r r*il gambling clips. I think I've spent more time watching any individual of those ads (which I skip as soon as I can) than I've seen of actual YouTube videos in the last week. Like I'm genuinely fucking fuming I'm so sick of it it's unreal.

[dragabond]

Dude. 95% of the ads I ever get on YouTube are only ever H*nkai St*r R*il or G*nshin Imp*ct.

I used to kinda wanna play G*nshin but. Couldn’t bc it’s so brightly saturated I get a migraine 5 minutes in but now bc of the sheer amount of ads YouTube throws at me I never want to see anything about either of these games ever again

[tritoch]

setting aside my h*nkai st*r r*il sideblog to return to ffxiv, where they tell complete stories and have a functioning grasp of things like tone and pacing. like coming home again...

[this-is-miss-anonymous]

Been playing a lot of Honkai recently.. the amount of headcanons I have for these characters are insane 😭. I might post them because I have thoughts about Blade, Jing Yuan, and Gepard that cannot be contained...