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[spectrophobiia]

i gwenified my blog :3

[crimsys-blog-sucks]

he got gwenified 😭

So With Spider-Punk: Arms Race #2 right around the corner: .......I'm gonna say it

Hobie's New Design is Bad.

Incredibly bad. Like 'leave it in the drafts homie' bad. Fuck it, I'm about to start using words I ain't even know I knew - this shit is EGREGIOUS.

It ain't cute.

It's bad. It's ugly, bro. His hair is serving Coral Reef And I'm tired of pretending it's not.

And it feels SO subtly anti-black.

[A very SHORT essay where I basically say: Oh hell naw]

For one I feel like they're stripping Hobie's black features. Or toning them down a LOT.

Even if we aren't counting the blue eyes they gave in him in Issue One.

Now, over time Hobie's looked many different ways - but throughout his runs his features were 100% supposed to be interpreted as black.

And while his newer comic runs tone that down a bit, it still looks natural.

And his hair has ALWAYS been natural. So much so that it's one of the defining features of Hobie as well.

This.... Isn't that. Not only has his natural hair been shaved and died, but it was done into a style made to DIRECTLY ripoff an already popular WHITE character - Gwen Stacy.

And once again, BLUE EYES???

And it's so bizarre!!!! Cause his design hasn't changed, but it REALLY HAS!! LIKE LOOK-

This is supposed to be the same guy, making the same expression. This is not the same fucking guy.

They have the same brow shape and lip shape and nose, but that's not the same fucking guy and I can't articulate why.

Looking at his profile highlights this way more, especially when putting him next to Movie Hobie.

Notice how ALL of Comic!Hobie's features are RAZOR sharp?

Whereas, Movie!Hobie's features, his features are actually fairly soft.

His nose and lips are curved and soft - even his pronounced brow bone is still curved, DESPITE him having a sharper face shape than Comic!Hobie.

That's because Movie Hobie has Black People Features.

Comic Hobie DOESN'T.

I wish I was joking when I say -

I feel like they're genuinely using Johnny Storms model and coloring it brown.

It's just... too bad not too be.

This redesign is atrocious. It's worse than the Attack on Titan manga.

And from what we can tell - this is a HOBIE SPECIFIC problem. Riri Williams - IronHeart - looks FINE.

Not to be dramatic, but this is very much a disappointment. It's honestly impressive how they managed to fumble the design bag SO EASILY.

Marvel Comics only leases Hobie Brown character to Sony. Hobie is still their IP - they can plunder his SONY design as much as they like, so long as it looks reasonably Not Identical.

And still they decided to do a 180, tone down his black features, unnatural his hair, and give him blue eyes.

Marvel. Pack it up. You're chopped.

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[luccie-eclair]

Alright, I’ve officially claimed Tangled for a Gwenvid AU ™

This post is going to be a mess❤

David is 100% Rapunzel

I won’t lie. I toyed with the idea of David growing his floof to 70 ft, but I was laughing too hard to take that seriously

So he’s gonna grow out his actual hair (not the floof) and Gwen’s gonna chop it to his canon hair at the the end

Instead of a sun symbol, it’s a tree because David

It was magic, golden logs, I mean, maple leaves that gave David his magic hair

The CC song activates his hair

The weapon David carries around is his guitar

This is more humorous than I intended, but let’s roll with it 😂

David's hair is brighter and more of a strawberry blonde color. When his hair is cut, it turns into his canon hair color

Gwen is Eugene

“I don’t sing” *knives* “🎶I have dreams like you, no really!”-Gwen 2018

When I think Criminal!Gwen, I’m kind of thinking of Sophie Lyons (look her up. She’s kind of boss af) but a little less confident, a tad anxious… more Gwenified, I guess 😞

Her alias is Sophelia Darling

They can never get her lips right!!!

Instead of being an orphan, I figured she’d come from a very strict household with controlling parents and way too high expectations. So she ran away at 14. Stick it to the man

Daniel is Mother Gothel

Scratch that… Cameron as Gothel and Daniel and Jen as the Stabbington twins that Gwen work with

Daniel, however, has a very weird fascination with David and his slow death

(I kind of like Sasha, Tabii, and Erin as the Stabbingtons as well)

The campers would definitely be the thugs in the bar

Preston is Ulf (the Mime thug) you cannot tell me otherwise

Nurf is also Vladimir with his unicorns

Now… I’ve been toying with Pascal (chameleon), Maximus (horse), and the hook hand thug

So bear with me

I’ll let the chips fall where they may, but I want Bon, Jasper, Max, Nikki, and Neil to have large(ish) roles

(Bonquisha could be Captain of the Guard and Jasper as Maximus)

…I really like that actually, so I think I’ll keep it for now

I just thought of Ed being the Royal Guard Captain but he’s into Gwen too much to actively chase after her to get her hanged, so… no

Ironically, the rest of the Woodscouts would be the other guardsmen (fuck Ed, I guess)

QM… will most likely be the hook hand thug (pianist)

The drunk thug could be Kevin… or Miss Priss

The big nose thug who wants love is Ed, but he doesn’t find love at the end. Sorry

You know what? Why have one chameleon when you could have 3? Max, Nikki, and Neil are all chameleons.

Nikki tries to get David to break the rules and leave the tower

Neil is the sensible one who wants to stay inside because Cameron is scary af when angry

Max, despite seeming to hate him and and always getting him in trouble with Cam, wants David to be happy

He has also been around the longest until leaving one day and returning with Nikki and Neil behind him

Should I make Darla and Gregg David’s bio parents?

Too bad, they’re his bio parents now

Alright, it’s 3 and I can’t think straight anymore. I’ll add more when I see fit. I wanted to put dadvid in somewhere, but I feel that’d be too much. I’ll maybe draw something (my art is trash). But that’s what I have. If literally anyone has any suggestions or cc cast members playing someone else, please let me know.