#gwen has two (2) braincells. morgana has half of one and it only works on even days. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

justaz · 9 months ago

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lancelot and leon share the braincell. they occasionally give it to the others and let them take turns using it. elyan gets it most often, merlin gets it second often. percival gets it here and there but doesn’t know what to do with it so leon and lancelot only give it to him on slow days and when they’re bored and wanna have fun. arthur only gets it when merlin isn’t around bc if merlin is around then his mere presence is enough to cancel it out. gwaine refuses to take it.

#mordred packed his own braincell #its just always focused on emrys. emrys is tempted to steal it and eat it. mordred thinks thats awesome.#shared custody of the braincell #idiots of the round table #knights of the round table #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #sir lancelot #sir leon #leon the long suffering #sir percival #sir elyan #sir gwaine #sir mordred #gwen has two (2) braincells. morgana has half of one and it only works on even days.#bbc merlin #merthur #theyre all so goddamn stupid

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