#gw Queen karma

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wanted to put pants on her and give her an actual coat

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Random Queer Headcanons

Xavier is a sad middle aged gay man

Aoi is a lesbian but has never been on a date ever in her life because when ever she tries to ask out a girl, it fails.

Nova is gay but didn’t realize he was until he was in the military.

Cyko is a bisexual but that’s like canon I’m pretty sure.

Magy is a lesbian and has a slightly good taste in women.

Ellyn is sapphic and has a terrible taste in women and this is evident because she’s dating Magy.

Phantom is like 100s of years old, so he doesn’t believe in gender and goes by any pronouns as well as dresses how ever they please.

Queen Karma is aroace. She only cares about money, alcohol and her kids (Yuma and Yumi)

Inferno is gay. Like a flaming homosexual (literally)

Gwen is a lesbian and likes to pick pretty flowers for all her friends.

Robin is gay being too self obsessed to truthfully get into a relationship. So much to where when he gained a crush on a man for the first time, he cried because “why does this random man I met have the audacity to take up spade in my mind. That’s for me, myself, and I”

Cupid is pansexual and also asexual.

Hermit is bisexual and gave his pet turtles little bi pride flags to put on their shells.

Jester is a trans woman and silly and she deserves so much better than the design they gave her.

Reed is gay and has one of the worst taste in men anyone has ever seen. Shishi cries because of how bad her son’s taste in men is.

She’s a lesbian by the way with worst taste than him.

DJ Vinyl is a trans man cause I said so

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Who I think would actually say "fuck" or swear in general

Xavier doesn't say fuck soley because he thinks it's too "vulgar" and uses replacements that a dad in his 40s would use (old ass man)

Clover uses the word, but only if frustrated or mad...so she uses it a lot

Vinyl doesn't swear in general but mostly use to not using those words around Lyte.

Phantom seems like more of a "I swear but selectively" like he doesn't swear but he will swear on occasion and when he does, it has more impact

Sol is the same as X but the replacements are just...worse

Ellie might swear...like you'll never hear her swear but if something like really bad happens she'll say the loudest "FUCK" you've ever heard

Reed doesn't swear, mostly because Shishi raised him not too and he just isn't used to it

Tiff swears when mad...she only ever says different variations of "fuck"

Shishi swears but not around Reed cause that's like...her son

Characters I think definitely do swear

Pina - Swears too much, Roger has to tell him to stop or calm it down

Roger - No better than him honestly. Most of it comes in insults

Sadi - She just makes up different combination of swears you've never heard off. Also comes in the form of insults

Aoi - She just deserves to say fuck. She doesn't mean too, but Kugari exist so...

Dice - Only ever swears if incredibly upset

Penelope - They don't even be sounding like curse words anymore

Cyko - He'll curse you out and then kill you

Magy - She be matchin curse words like it's candy crush

Characters who I think don't swear

Lilith - She's not really the type to swear, she thinks it isn't classy

Karma - Doesn't swear suprisingly but she will hurl the most hurtful insults your way!

I'ba - Doesn't think it's something a paladin should do

Inferno - Not one to use curse words. He thinks it isn't nice

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Parent AU

"The Only Actual Normal Parents" Xavier and Phantom:

-Eve is 13 in this AU

-Phantom is 25 and X is 44

-They're good parents who try to be there for her

"How The Fuck Did I Wind Up Getting Adopted By Two Deities???" Cupid and Ripper:

-Kuku is 17

-Both of them are like thousands of years old

-They're decent parents but very overdramatic

"One of my dads is a hitman and the other is a dumbass" Nova and Lyte

-Aoi is 17

-Nova is 31 and Lyte is 26

-Nova tries to be a good parent but is always at work

-Lyte tries to be the best dad he can be

"My Mothers are Immortal, So Does That Mean I am?"

-Melnya is 17

-Both are like super old

-Neither have any idea what they're doing but they're trying their very best and doing well

I've Adopted A Girl Whose Too Smart For Her Own Good and Mine" Temachii

-Alice is 12

-Tema is 29

-Tema is a really good mom and does everything she can to make sure Alice is raised well

"Pirate Queen adopts two children that were water deities in a past life" Karma

-Yumi and Yuma are actually 12 (both mentally and physically)

-Karma is 45

-Karma is a high functioning alcoholic, whose a great mom with a high alcohol tolerance.

"I Never Adopted This Child, She Just Started Following Me Around and I Can't Get Her to Leave!" Keitoku

-Xiao is 12

-Keitoku is like 23

-Keitoku is an amazing dad, whose super over protective of Xiao.

-Xiao started just hanging around him when she was like 8, so he just took her in. He then adopted her when it was time to enroll her in school.

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Tema: Get therapy.

Everyone: No.

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