#guzma tbt.
The "I'm A Low Ranked Employee And My Boss Gets To Decide What I Wear On My Head" Chart
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[ @gnzma assigned insult of the day ]
"ya look like et if it was drawn by a furry. and not the millionaire kind the Drawing My Little Ponyta Characters In Weird Poses kind"
stares, unblinking. finally, after a long, awkward pause—
❮ ... are you having a hernia or something ? ❯
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hot take: guzma would 100% see himself in hop and want to help him in a way that’s , u know, unique to him.
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@destinycaught
❝ yo. you got. EYES, man. uh they're. really uh. yeah. do you like. uh. so uh, are you down for bug types, pretty.... b. l. champion, dude........ ❞ ( guzma, tragically to leon )
[ The champion couldn’t help but smile and laugh at the attempt the taller man was making, he actually found it adorable. He didn’t know who was this man, but he really found the effort wholesome. It perked up his day. ]
“Strugglin’ there, huh? I get complimented a lot for my eyes, but that’s a first I’ve heard!” [ His smile turned into a big grin, just from how amused he was from it all. Yet that grin alone provided such warmth. ] “It’s alright - I loved it! You can just call me Leon, by the way, and actually, I do love bug types! Very misunderstood and with such hidden strengths, you know?”
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((takin a page outta @barrika-dark’s book and writtin some shit on pastel goth fairy guzma bc i am most definitely going to make this a verse bc im love the concept
-his companion/iconic pokemon is ribombee bc i gotta give him atleast one bug
-he is definitely hiding something
-the white part of his hair is supposed to look like a wimsicot’s wool. idk how well i drew it.
-kaomojis everywhere
-will kick your ass in a pokemon battle and then kick your ass in a fist fight if provoked
aaand thats about all i can think of right now ill probably add more stuff as i go))
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how do i get into tumblr rp again it’s been years
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haematophiliac ha risposto al tuo post “•°â˜†â•® "A little anyway.”
"Does not mean I have to like your appearance. I could just put a bag over your head."
“Hm. That’s what I think about you too sometimes.”
“Except that in my dreams I use a plastic bag.”
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Things that Guzma does for his homies
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Guzma: Wait, hold up. So you’re sayin’ Mothman is real??
Hakamorra: Yes.
Guzma: But he isn’t a moth???
Hakamorra: Correct.
Guzma: . . . DAMNIT ! IT’S THE CAKE ALL OVER AGAIN !!!
@bossbones
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#tbt to Fanime last year and just the best series of #teamskull pictures, in honor of #pokemonletsgo And just the best party lol 📸 by @maipookiebear #pokemonsunandmoon #pokemoncosplay #skullgrunts #guzma #nanu #fanime2017
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“My neighbor was arrested by the FBI for being a cannibal.” (asdf pick a muse)
John Mulaney Sentence Starters
“i don’t know why, but somehow that doesn’t surprise me in the slightest.” confuses her immensely, sure, but it doesn’t surprise her.
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Anonymous said:
Hey boss! Do ya ever think about getting other bug Pokemon from different regions?
“Not gonn’ lie, I have been. Ya boy is interested in basically every bug-type Pokémon but some have caught my eye more. Like, ever heard of a Centiskorch? That thing is on fuckin’ fire! Fiesty as shit. I love these damn bugs who tackle their type weakness without flinching! And have you seen an Escavalier or a Vespiqueen? One is a flyin’-type, another takin’ on its weakness, the other is in armor! Full ass armor! Those Pokés be lookin’ slick. I debated on havin’ a Vikavolt in my team for a while in Alola...”
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“ no, that’s not --- it goes like this. ” the helmet atop the smaller woman’s head is adjusted forward, now sitting straight atop white locks. guzma sighs, the put - upon exasperation of one pretending he didn’t volunteer to help madeline in the first place.
the bike has seen better days but it’s in riding shape, thanks in no small part to several of the more handy grunts. new wheels ( probably stolen ), a slightly bent handlebar ( definitely stolen ), and a fresh coat of paint had done wonders for what was once some twisted metal hardly fit for the scrap heap. but that was team skull’s specialty, wasn’t it? taken the discarded and making it their own.
he didn’t think much on that, though. more on holding the bike steady and nodding towards the seat. “ alright, so you just, y’know --- ” it had been more than while since he had learned to ride a bike. he grimaced. “ just, sit and try not to fall off. ”
@divinitybreathed ------ starter for madeline !
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takes you to alolan chili’s for a date.
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((Guzma and the grunts))
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Otro tbt Talleres Guzman Somos Representantes de los Seguros Pepín,Atlántica Insurance,Autoseguro y de las grasas el coolant y aceites lubricantes Quaker State contacto al 809-682-9864 ofic. 809-360-8219 Móvil WhatsApp.com C/José Reyes #416 casi esquina ave. México barrio San Carlos Santo Domingo código postal 10211 República Dominicana, correo electrónico:
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