#guys.. yall.. my siblings of planet earth

[ghwosty]

I feel like i need to state first and foremost, fuck diet culture and non-allergy-related restrictive dieting,

at the same time i can tell i am getting older for two main reasons 1) i can no longer pull an all nighter without facing physical consquences for the following day or two and 2) if i go too many days ingesting greasy fried foods while not supplimenting with some veggies or some fiber my digestive system will start to protest and get angry

[autisticlancemcclain]

fic rec friday 42

hello and welcome to fic rec friday! where, on friday, i rec five of my favourite fics.

The Wrath of Kzhan by Oh_Contrary

A mission goes terribly wrong when Lance and Pidge are betrayed by their would-be allies. Now Pidge is injured and it's up to Lance to get her to safety-- But can he do so in time to save her? And even if he does, who's going to save him?

pidge & lance fic? ft. bamf protective lance? focus on platonic/sibling love? i got u guys. hard angst with a lot of fear but heavy fluff and comfort at the end, and a very interesting and intentional plot!

2. Lion Heart by ErinWantsToWrite

Lance can't remember. He doesn't know where he is, why he's on this strange planet- yeah a planet that isn't earth- he's just fourteen! Why was he here? Where was his mom? His big sister? Why was this giant, mechanical, blue lion comforting him? Why were these people talking to him through a helmet, even if he couldn't answer? How does he get out of this suit-Who are those purple dudes outside of the lion?

i will always always ALWAYS have the softest of soft spots for de-aged lance. its gotta be one of the top three plot devices fr. oh? lance doesnt know how to be his true self around his team? and his team doesnt know how to understand him yet? here is an easy and fun to read solution 😊

3. Hide and Seek by @zipadeea

“We can’t say blue, I’m already blue. It would just get confusing.” “You go out of your way to make our lives confusing, Lance.” “Memes save lives, Keith. That’s all you need to know.” The story of how Voltron got its official Code Blue for medical emergencies. And the five times the paladins use it.

this fic is pretty evenly centered around all the team, but shiro lovers im calling u rn. the last scene with keith and lance and shiro actually made me want to curl up and sob in the best possible way i thought it about it for days after

4. Up the river by @zipadeea

Lance falls in a river on a strange planet, and gets stranded up the river with an even stranger kid. He's getting pretty tired of waiting for his friends to come rescue him, before realizing, maybe this time, he's going to have to figure out a way to save himself.

i need yall to undestand how batshit feral this fic made me. im always a little bit obsessed with religious imagery, thats just how things are, but this one just had it everywhere and so seamlessly?? in fact i think i actually went insane about this fic before in a separate post, i cant remember when, i just know that ive read this fic a stupid amount of times and i have specific lines memorised and i think about it all the time

5. Take It In, Feel It All and Hold It by @bleusarcellewrites

“Do you wanna try it out, Lance?” Lance blinks at him, eyes narrowed in confusion and making the adult to chuckle. “Dancing, son. Do you wanna dance with me?” “I dunno how, papa.” The five years-old bites his lower lip unsure, looking up at his dad nervously but the adult just smiles softly at his son and holds out both of his hands towards the child. “It’s okay, son,” he comforts gently, “Just take my hands, I got you.” [Small moments that made Lance realize how much he loves dancing with the people he loves]

okay i know a good chunk of you are new so im gonna give u a lil chunk of information, from a voltron elder (my old ass). bleusarcelle was at one point the reigning goddamn monarch of the klance fic world like well and truly. the most iconic and well loved domestic klance fics have ALL come from bleusarcelle i swear to god. and this fic? this particular one? this one is absolutely THEE most parent klance fic of all time. read this and have ur cheeks ache with your smile

that’s it for today!! i’ll see y’all back next friday for the next fic rec post!!!

[dragonfly0808]

Sneak Peak

Hey guys! So, since I’m not posting till next Friday, I thought I’d give yall a little sneak peak to build hype for the next chapter.

Also, there might be some more moodboards of the sibling squad friendships in the week

Here’s the very first part of the next chapter!

Roxy was not going to think about it.

Nope. No sir, she was going to put that into a little box, shove it to the corner of her mind and ignore it for a good while.

She knew it couldn’t be the whole story, but she did not have the energy to dig into it. 

Nope. Not doing it.

Instead, Roxy was focusing on packing.

As it turned out, she’d managed to convince her dad to let her go to Solaria for Chimera’s birthday, which meant she had to make sure she wasn’t forgetting anything for her very first interdimensional trip.

She had her pj’s, her toothbrush, a change for the following day, comfy shoes and a pillow just in case.

“Are you sure this is safe?” Her dad asked for the hundredth time as he paced just outside her door.

“Yeah, the squad have done this a hundred times.”

“Has Naten? He’ll be the one piloting right?”

“Yeah, he’s done it… a few times on his own. But don’t worry, Alexa will also be there.”

Her dad stopped for a moment, cocking his head, “And Shirley?”

“…yeah her too but I’m pretty sure she doesn’t actually have any experience in piloting.”

Her dad smirked, “Hmm.”

“Anyway, what’s important is that I trust Naten and Alexa and they just got their official piloting license like yesterday-”

“Yesterday?!”

“So it’s fine. They have the training and everything, seriously dad, it’ll be fine.”

Her dad shook his head for a moment, “Alright… if they have their official license I guess it should be fine… even if they’ve only had it for twenty-four hours��� just be careful okay? And have fun.”

“You got it dad.”

Roxy all but skipped over to her dad, giving him a big hug, “Wish Chimera a happy birthday on my behalf.”

Half an hour later, Roxy stood in Bloom’s backyard, jaw hanging as she stared at the ship that had just landed.

A smaller version of the Owl, according to Timmy, the ramp lowered and Naten ran down with a huge smile, “I told you I could do a controlled landing by myself!”

Shirley appeared at the top, eyes wide and clutching her stomach, “You call that a controlled landing?!”

Riven nudged Sky, “Still better than the time we landed in Black Mud Swamp.”

Sky chuckled at that, “That was a crash not a landing Riv… man I’d nearly forgotten about that.”

They made quick work of grabbing Roxy’s stuff and showing off the ship while Tecna yelled from the bottom of the ramp to keep to the speed limit and to be careful.

The ramp closed up as Naten wrapped an arm around Roxy, “Alright ladies, let’s get this show on the road! Roxy, this is your seat, right next to the window so you have the best view.” He strolled on to sit at what Roxy could only assume to be the ‘helm’, a control panel filled with buttons and levers before him, “Please remain seated during our flight and maintain idle chatter, gossip is welcome on board, I am your beloved captain Naten, my co-captain is Alexa, we depart now at 9:17. a.m. from the lovely planet Earth, our destination is Solaria and we estimate an arrival time of 12:23 p.m. Thank you for flying with Newbie Pilots, now let’s get going!”

“Wait, you’re sure you can do this?”

“Roxy, I learned how to drive in Zenith, if you can drive there you can drive anywhere.”

Alexa snorted, “You learned to drive a tractor Nate.”

“Oh yee of little faith, we’ll be just fine. Now… for a smooth ascent.”

Roxy’s body suddenly lurched back and Shirley yelped before yelling at Naten.

[lcngliive]

Was that [JORDAN FISHER]? Oh no no, that was just [ZE'NAR RIN VELEK], an [ORIGINAL CHARACTER] from [STAR WARS]. They are [TWENTY] years old, use [HE/THEY], and [ARE] aware that they are not actually from Washington DC. Too bad they can’t stray from this city for long.

how long has your character been here

ze has been here for two weeks now

what is your character's job

currently, they don't have one, but will most likely find something in private security or something

where has your character been pulled from in their fandom

from after he went back to the jedi temple to finish off his training and became a temple guard

has any magic affected your character

only their appearance!

and any other information you might find useful for us and the other members to know!!

OOP second intro, hehe here we go! this is ze'nar, but he mostly goes by ze or sometimes rin - but mostly they answer to ze! they're filling the wanted connection for acantha's partner in crime!

here's a lil bit abt him!!1

ze grew up in the jedi temple and went through all of the training to start the process of becoming a jedi

but started to struggle with the pressure of being a jedi and everything that came wiht it - all of the rules, the responsibilities, the training, the studies

they had a family back on ryloth that he still had memories of - ze was taken a little older than most padawans, so still had memories of their mother and father and younger siblings

he also struggles to let go of the connections he made with friends and other people they met - a generally chatty lil guy who will speak to everyone if he gets the chance, my guy would talk ur ear off

so he started to fall behind in training, which is when they ran away from the jedi temple in search of something else -

and this was when they met acantha! their new bestie! they both became fast friends and even when both of them parted, they made sure to keep in touch!

over the years, ze def developed feelings for her, but he never acted on them because he was still struggling with the ideas of being a jedi and attachments, they didn't say anything and kept those feelings buried

but anyone who could see them knew that he was completely smitten!!!!! mans down bad hehe - yall all know i love a pathetic lil guy who would move heaven and earth for the person they love

ze was completely devastated when he learned abt acantha being killed - it almost made them want to go and hunt the bounty hunter down who'd done it and kill them himself - but he didn't

he sprialled for a little while, knowing that maybe if they'd stayed with her, he could have protected her with the limited knowledge of being a jedi that they had - and with their lightsaber

he took odd jobs and jumped from planet to planet, keeping the peace wherever they went - worked as much as they could to save up credits to leave and have enough to go home

eventually went back to the jedi to finish their training and ended up becoming a temple guard

here in dc

ze is quite interested by everything in this city, tho they're on their guard bcs things feel weird in the force and esp since there is so many darkside users in the city too

confused with how he looks, but thinks it's cool regardless

is going to want to talk someone's ear off about stuff, so pls tell him as much info as you can, they wanna hear it all!!

wanted connections

jedi friends - these could be people he grew up with and was padawans with or just other jedi in the temple

normal friends - just friends that he's met here in the city!! people to show him how things work

a roommate or two - fully has no idea how living on their own goes, so would def need people to live with - this man would set stuff on fire trying to cook :((((

[i-like-writing-stuff]

four months; part 2 [five hargreeves x reader]

a/n: thank you all so so much for your support and feedback! i literally could not believe that the first part has over 200 notes and yall want a continuation like omagash??? im soft, thank you guys <3

here is the long awaited part two, but before we dive into that, i felt the need to ask yall if you want five to be aged up?? in most x reader i’ve read on this site, five is aged up, but I felt like, in my case, i didn’t really needed to mention that because i am only like two months older than the actor, and its not like im gonna write smut with him- gross. point is, idk. should i age him up tho??? idk what to do, so here are both aidan and timothee to soothe ur heart for this second part!! <3

(the gifs do not belong to me, lemme know if u know who made them so i can give credits- they’re real cute mah gawsh!!!)

alsoo if you want more five imagines or literally any other hargreeves sibling or fictional character ousside tua, feel free to leave a request in my inbox! kisses <3

summary: after a long family meeting and more booze, you decide to make a bold move and profess your buried feelings.

part 1

“Men are stupid shitheads.” You concluded, setting your flask on the counter, looking at the new bangs Allison had just cut for you.

Even in her drunken state, they seemed to be very nicely done. You were quite surprised by the way they turned out, but pleased nonetheless. It was a spontaneous decision, getting bangs. You had been sitting in the hair salon she was working at with her, Klaus and Vanya after a not so great family meeting.

Hugs were shared, true, but then arguments started and before you even knew it, Luther stormed out, Diego followed him, Five went missing for whatever business he had, and Klaus claimed that Ben was not even there- apparently, ghosts can’t time travel.

So, it was just the four of you, drunk in a hair salon, with too much alcohol and way too many scissors around you, complaining about how shitty your love lives could be.

“Amen.” Klaus raised his drink in the air, “I’ll drink to that.”

“Right?” Allison nodded, combing her second client, Klaus, “The nerve of Ray! I mean, one thing goes wrong and he’s on a warpath!” She vented, holding the bottle of liquor in her free hand, “I mean, doesn’t know who I am?! No, no! No, Ray- you know exactly who I am, you just can’t handle it!”

You watched with a raised brow as Vanya was out of zone, pretending to be shooting the long line of empty bottles gathered in front of her, as Allison kept on continuing her rant. Her husband had just seen her use her powers on the night they started the protest, and was now having a real hard time comprehending what was going on. You didn’t see him at home either, so you figured he may have been upset with you as well for maybe hiding the secret. Or maybe he thought you were like her, who knows?

“Hey, wouldn’t it be weird if Five grew up all hot?” Klaus suddenly asked, taking a drag out of his cigarette, as he got up from his seat to walk around the hair salon, “Wouldn’t that be weird?”

“Why would you even think of your brother like that?” You asked riddled, narrowing your eyes at the man as his sisters almost gagged at the thought.

“Oh, please, you’ve been thinking that, haven’t you?” Klaus asked, pointing at you as you took another swig from your nearly empty flask.

“I... I mean- he’s... Five... uh... no comment!” You suddenly declared, at loss of words, as you got up from your seat, trying to maintain your balance as you made your way towards the bottle of liquor to fill your flask again.

“When are you two gonna confess your feelings?” Allison asked with a groan, letting her head fall backwards as she sat on the chair, “It’s getting really tiring!”

“We have an apocalypse going on!” You argued, “There’s no time for feelings!”

“This is the perfect time for feelings!” Klaus chimed in, taking another drag out of his cigarette, “These might be your last six days on Earth! Do you want to die regretting that you never told Five how you felt about him?”

“I’m not having this conversation anymore.” You declared, out of arguments, as you poured liquor in your flask, “Why don’t we talk about Allison’s crush on Luther instead?”

“We have never even kissed!” Allison defended herself, causing Vanya to spin on her chair confused, looking between the three of you.

“Yeah, but you guys were making little sick moon-dog eyes at each other all through puberty and breakfasts and... all that.” Klaus waved her off, sipping from his own flask.

“Aren’t we all brothers and sisters, or...?” Vanya wondered confused, as you and Klaus snorted amused at her innocence.

“Well... technically...” Allison tried to find an excuse or explanation, but she was having a hard time putting her thoughts in place.

“Technically?” Klaus raised a brow, “If you....” He stammered, trying to regain his train of thought, “If you have to use the word technically, you’re already in trouble.”

“Okay, can we go back to Five and Y/N?” Allison tried to change the subject, “Or maybe at least help me save my marriage?”

“That’s like...” Klaus stumbled on his own feet, filling his flask again, as you leaned against Vanya’s chair curiously, “That’s like asking a nun how to hump someone’s leg! I mean, who in this room knows shit about relationships? This one?” He asked, pointing at Vanya, “In secret love with some farm Frau!”

“Her name’s Sissy.” Vanya informed him.

“Which is an improvement on her previous love interest.” He said, looking at you and Allison, as you shook your heads to slightly tell him to shut up, “...the serial killer.”

“What?!” Vanya yelled, looking between you and Allison for an explanation, but you just softly waved her off, promising to remind her later.

“And look at this one!” Klaus ignored the three of you, pointing at... well, you, “A fifty year old assassin, who got the chance to be a teen again, but she is too afraid to admit her feelings for the... wait, is Five a boy or a man?”

“Both?” You raised a brow, unsure of the answer.

“Meanwhile, I’m carrying a torch for a soldier I haven’t technically met yet, and Luther is in love with his sister.” Klaus waved you off, trying to keep his balance again on his feet.

“Okay, again- we are not biological!” Allison tried to defend herself once more, but Klaus simply ignored her.

“Face it, the healthiest long-term relationship in this family was when Five was banging that mannequin.” He said, making all of you nod in agreement, as you couldn’t help but confess, taking another chug out of your flask;

“I can’t believe I got to the point where I was jealous of Dolores.”

Okay, maybe ‘banging’ and ‘jealous’ were strong words, but you had to admit you were not that pleased when one of the first things that Five did when he got back to 2019, was go to some store to get back his plastic girlfriend who kept him company in the four decades he spent all by himself in the apocalypse.

You understood his mind, though. You would have gone insane as well if you had to be all alone after the end of the world, without another soul on the planet. Nonetheless, you still were maybe a tad too happy when he decided to return her to the store.

Leaving you the only woman he had eyes for, unbeknownst to you.

“I’m gonna tell Sissy that I love her.” Vanya suddenly declared, straightening her position confidently.

“You go, girl!” You cheered, clapping for your friend.

“I don’t want any secrets.” She said, making you and the other two nod in agreement, contemplating about your own lives.

“Yeah!” Allison said, getting up with the bottle of alcohol tightly clutched in her hand, “Yeah, yeah- you’re right! Yes, ‘cause, you know- if this all goes tits-up, the least I can do is be honest with my husband!

“Oh, does that mean I have to face my cult?” Klaus sighed, “I just hate group break-ups, it’s why I stopped dating twins!”

You pondered about it for a moment, in your state that was definitely not the most sober. You had a lot of alcohol coursing through your veins, but you felt like maybe it was better. You could think with your heart more than you could think with your brain, and your heart was telling you that your friends were right.

They all are getting themselves ready to take big risks in their lives, why shouldn’t you? They had a valid point; the world was gonna end in six days if you guys couldn’t find a way to solve this. Last time you didn’t have the brightest plan, so why should this time be a success? Reality hit you; there was a real big chance that you might die.

So why not just be honest with Five? What was the worst that could happen? You manage to save the world and Five rejects you? Big deal!

Well, it actually was a big deal.

“What if he rejects me?” You asked all of a sudden, causing the three siblings to turn to you, “What if I tell Five how I feel about him and he rejects me? I know maybe at my age I shouldn’t be this anxious about a man, but... it’s not like I’m going anywhere, I’m glued to the Hargreeves clan.”

And it was true. After the events of the 2019 apocalypse, right before you and the others got separated, you shared an adorable moment in which you confessed to each other how happy you were to have met and be taken into their family as one of their own.

“Normally, I’d say to not ponder on that for too... long.” Klaus slurred, “But given that it’s Five, you don’t even have to worry about that.”

“He’s right.” Allison shrugged, “That won’t be a problem.

“I have no memory of any of you, but from the hug I’ve seen you two share earlier- you’re not just friends.” Vanya spoke up, making you stare into nothingness for a moment.

I mean, it’s Five we are talking about. If he were to have any feelings, it’s not like he’d be honest with them or act, right? It would be up to you to make the first move.

You let out a long sigh, rubbing your hands on your upper arms, reminding yourself of the hug. It may have been the first time you and Five actually hugged, in all the years you’ve known each other. The way he held you close and nuzzled his face into the crook of your neck, taking in your scent, feeling you in his arms, even if for him it had been only four days. You had to live with the thought that he may be dead for months.

And you hated that, you knew you wanted him alongside you. You wanted that little rude, at times obnoxious dipshit, with a soft heart- as much as he hated to admit it. You loved how much he cared about his family, about saving the world. Five is a great person; he is caring and has a big heart, as much as he tried to hide it behind his trashmouth.

“Fine!” You groaned, letting your head fall backwards, “I’ll tell Five I fucking love him and his dipshit face!”

“Yes!” Klaus clapped, as Allison and Vanya cheered proudly, “Come here!”

You and Vanya walked towards him, as Allison wrapped an arm around his waist, waiting for the two of you to skip towards them, pulling you into a group hug, as “Twistin’ the night away” by Sam Cooke blasted on the radio, causing the four of you to start a small dance party, letting for the first time in a long while your problems just go away.

For the sake of the song.

After a couple more hours of drinking, gossiping and dancing, the four of you decided to finally part ways and attend your promised business. Klaus went to deal with his cult, as Allison decided to be completely honest with her husband at home and Vanya was going to confess to Sissy.

As for you?

You were going to tell Five Hargreeves you were in love with him.

“Hey, dipshit!” You confidently yelled, running up the stairs of the store, trying to find Five.

“Y/N?” Five frowned, walking out of the kitchen with a coffee mug in his hands and a confused look on his face, “Are you... even more drunk? And did you get bangs- what the...?”

“Shut up.” You waved him off, walking towards him to grab the mug out of his hand to sober yourself up, “Why in the hell are you even drinking coffee at this hour?”

“I’m... trying to calm myself...” He frowned, watching as you chugged his freshly poured coffee.

“Normally I’d ask.” You said, setting the mug on the counter, shaking your head, “But right now what I have to say is more important.”

“Is that so?” Five raised a brow curiously, as you slowly slapped your cheeks, trying to get the room to stop moving, “Why don’t you go to bed?” He asked, gently pushing you towards the couch, “And we talk in the morning? I don’t really have time for this.”

“No!” You yelled, stopping in your tracks to poke his chest, “We don’t have to talk! I talk and you- you listen!” You said, poking his chest again, “You never have time for anything, all you can think of is your stupid apocalypse!”

“Oh yes, isn’t that a trivial thing to be thinking of?” He asked with a sarcastic smile, crossing his arms.

“I don’t need your sarcasm!” You yelled, poking his chest a third time, feeling him get more tense.

“I swear to God, Y/N, if you do that one more time-...” Five took in a deep breath, as he could feel as he was slowly losing his patience.

“Shut up!” You groaned, watching as his brows knitted in confusion, “I’m trying to confess my feelings for you, you moron!”

“W...What?” He asked, as his face suddenly softened, unfolding his arms.

“I’m in love with you!” You sighed, rubbing your face, “Okay? I-I am in love with you and I am trying to sober myself up, but I think I may have had too much to drink.”

“You think?” Five scoffed, slowly leading you towards the couch, “Are you sure you’re not saying this just because you have a ton of alcohol coursing through you?”

“Well... kinda, ‘cause if I were sober there was no way in hell I would have confessed.” You puffed, complying, as you let yourself guided by him, “Allison, Klaus and Vanya all convinced me that I should tell you, that we only have six days left on Earth and in case we don’t save it... I shouldn’t be going down with regrets.”

Five listened to your every word carefully, as you continuing venting about how his siblings spent the whole day trying to convince you to tell him about your feelings, as he slowly held your hands, as you took a seat on the couch. He nodded at your words to let you know that he was listening, as he took two pillows off the armchairs beside, placing them at one end, softly pushing you down.

“...and then Klaus said that he hates group breakups.” You said, not even noticing what was going on, feeling your lids get heavier once your head met the pillow.

“Not a surprise there...” Five muttered, grabbing the blanket that was rested on top of the couch, placing it over you.

“Are you trying to dismiss me?” You wondered, but still making yourself more comfortable, as you sat on your side, with your head facing Five, who knelt in front of you tired.

He bit back a smile, watching as you slowly closed your eyes. He knew you were extremely drunk, he could see that in the way exhaust took over you. Not only you had a lot of alcohol in your system, but you’ve also had some long couple of days, and some longer ones were ahead of you until you knew for a fact the world was safe once more.

“I don’t know how it is, that you’re the one person who actually makes me feel... soft.” He confessed, watching your lips curve into a smile at his words, “You... drunken idiot.”

“I regret nothing.” You said proudly, as Five couldn’t help but let out a small laugh, softly stroking your hair to help you fall asleep sooner.

“We’ll see about that in the morning.” He smirked amused, watching as you pouted.

“You never gave me an answer, you know.” You pointed out, letting his soft touch calm you down, as you felt sleep slowly take over you.

“You never gave me a question.” He retorted, knowing for sure that if your eyes were opened, you would roll them at him.

“I think you like to hear me say that I am in love with you, it’s the third time I have to say it.” You said, slowly placing your hands under your pillow, making yourself more comfortable.

“I am happy to see that you still know how to count.” Five said, placing some wild strands of hair behind your ear.

“Screw you.” You said, making him grin, as he went back to stroking your hair.

“In this whole... shitty situation I managed to get myself into, you, Y/N, might as well be the only thing keeping me sane... surprisingly.” Five frowned at the last bit, watching as you opened your eyes, shifting your head to watch him, “I love you too, moron.”

“I never said I love you.” You smirked, teasing him as he rolled his eyes.

“You little chipmunk...” Five sighed, shaking his head in disbelief amused, as you leaned into his touch more, closing your eyes, pleased with yourself.

“Yeah, but you still love me.” You said, not once dropping that smirk on your lips.

“You’re impossible, did you know that?” He wondered, resting his forearm on the couch beside you, as he knelt on the floor, trying to make himself more comfortable, noticing the way you were enjoying the scalp massage... for free.

“A little bit.” You slowly shrugged, wrapping your arms around his, once you felt it beside you.

Five watched with a soft smile as you pulled his arms closer to your face, nuzzling into it with a satisfied smile, happy that you listened to your friends.

And deep down, so was Five thanking his siblings.

[cyanidas]

Yogscraft (cyverse) Lore

Age One (MEGA abridged version)

Sup guys~

I know I’ve been confusing a lot of yall for a while now, with just what the Hell is happening in my lore and character history for everyone involved

So, I decided to write it all down, but then I realized my stories were one hell of a read - so now it’s all been condensed and reworded into an infinitely easier and quicker version.

If you think it might be a fun read, then go ahead below the Read More c:

DISCLAIMER: Some of the characterization for every part I’ll release may be out of character, and might make you uncomfortable if that’s the kinda thing that you can’t stand. Idk what I’m doing my guy, if it’s so bad then just ignore me lol I’m just some dude writing silly fanfics :p

The universe was created when the Ender Dragon revolted against the eldritch deities that live between universes  (aka "the wither", "the old ones", etc), and she became its guardian, defending it from said terrors, who want it dead.

Upon the universe's creation, several primordial deities were born, and among them, the most prominent one; The Titan. However, it hated itself so much, it ripped itself into pieces. Three pieces, to be exact, which became 3 gods; Albus, Kirin, and Zybeon

Upon -their- creation, they panicked and asked a billion existential questions until "the voice in the sky" (The Ender Dragon) calmed them down.

Through their panic, the galaxy was created - literally a physical representation of spiraling out of control. The three also made some planets; Earth (Albus'), Twilight (Zybeon's), and Craftia (Kirin's), among others.

Each god was born without knowing their purpose, really. Via dicking around on the planets they made, Albus and Zybeon could make (boring and volatile) life, but everything Kirin tried to make would die.

Albus and Zybeon pretty much stopped trying to help Kirin out after a few tries, and they went to their planets and made a shit ton of dinos and other fun things to play with.

Kirin just brooded on their planet making rock sculptures until their siblings were so loud and obnoxious while having fun with the dinos, that they threw Big Space Rocks at them to get them to cut it out.

Turns out that kills things, Kirin.

Understandably devastated at losing their babies, Albus cried until the smoke and death subsided, and found a Special Seashell(TM) in the dirt, which they picked up and found a baby sapling underneath.

Apparently this seashell was VERY important cause it helped them see their purpose - they were a God of Life!

This is an important event for deities; when they find their reason for living, they've found their "Eye". During this event, their moon lights up, and they gain the ability to "see" their purpose clearly enough to literally see through dimensions.

So Albus went nuts with it and started rapidly planning for something they couldn't tell their siblings - all they told them was they needed to "find time and space", which made no sense and only creeped them out.

They pondered it for a while until Zybeon asked Kirin to come to their planet, where they vented to Kirin about this damn light in the sky (incoming metaphor) and that "no matter how hard (they try), (they) can't seem to grasp it".

Kirin told their sibling that they had no idea what they were on about, but that they believed in them, and to maybe give it another go by trying something new.

After Kirin fucked off to keep doing that thing Albus told them to do, Zybeon reached their hand up and imagined the light already in their palm, and when they turned their hand back around it actually worked?? woah

The light turned into a cool little red flower and they got their Eye! They're a God of the Mind!

So Kirin's alone on the "fuck all if i know what im doing" thing for a while again, until their siblings call them to the heart of the Sun (which is basically like, The God Hub where all the Godly Deeds happen) And, lo and behold, Albus made humans! Or, well... A human prototype.

Albus gifted them form and adaptability, Zybeon gifted them intelligence and curiosity, and Kirin didn't have anything because they were "an imperfect god, and therefore would not provide (the humans) with a perfect gift"

After a little pep talk from the Ender Dragon, they finally conceded and gifted humans "emotion", “for it is all (they) have ever had”.

And after -that-, Ender-Mom told them all to find a cozy spot on their planet and pass out for a few generations for humans to develop before establishing their presence again. (this was to avoid over-parenting and/or over-controlling their humans and allow for some personality, society, and independence to grow first)

so they do that...

except, when they come back,

Albus' humans run in fear Zybeon's humans - now fae - rage war on them in fear and, Kirin's humans - now "villagers" - are all dying from war and famine (probably due to the fact Kirin couldn’t make a whole lot grow on Craftia in the first place)

Albus ran away to the skies to think about things, Zybeon was driven to the skies to get away from the stress, and Kirin cried so hard they made oceans wash over the death and carnage, thus sparking the discovery of their Eye as a God of the Heart and re-healing the remaining life - so now plants grow in abundance and their people can thrive!

and that's the end of Age One!

[spice-bun]

voltron season 7:

recaps I made while watching each episode:

(spoilers)

ep 1: oh shit they aren’t bothers? y everyone so cute i missed ya

ep 2: who the fuck has the cow? did they just leave it?

ep 3: no not that ship my poor klance heart... the fight scenes r FIRE AF thou

ep 4: *tears* yall are cute, and ty 4 klance moment, but SHIT DID YA SELL THE COW BACK TO THAT GUY?

ep 5: bye mama

ep 6: oh gosh this is the hard core intense syfy shit im kinky for. hunk you are a goddess

ep 7: GHA GEE living for veronica save the planet yall  

ep 8: THERE YOU FUCKING ARE COW. wow lance’s family hug moment cuts these feels deep he deserves all happiness

ep 9: yes to floatin arm n golden sibling moments right before voltron got SMACKED up- btw blonde elf girl has officially gone missin

ep 10: wowie guys yall unlocked a new level so proud of my pastel paladins. UPDATE: wolf has also disappeared 

ep 11: shiro is like the best dad ever but atlas is bae

ep 12: white meca is slayin in swag, who is she?  but atlas is best girl atlas is THIC wana marry that one. 

they did not just die. theres my matty bby. they are not dead. oh good they alive n safe. blonde elf n wolf were also found alive. omg who is she? and WHERES THAT FUCKING COW? 

season 7 recap:

cons: keith’s too edgy to be the badass leader. they so not doin’ klance n its breakin my heart </3 plz show me why alora would like lance like its understandable but i need that boi to get the real deal hun dont break him. the amount of characters that they’re juggling was really straining in the beginning like y even bring elf blonde? never saw the show as one that would go further into romantic supplots other than crushes n who likes who, its just not it’s style. like it makes sense, but that adam stuff really took a lot of cake man,  unfuckingcool. not nearly enough cow. 

pros: THE FIGHTS N BATTLES LIKe holy shat did the animation get even better? or am i too high? the mass amount of new characters on earth are such realistic cuties n they’re also not just white guys that every military/syfy have as all their background characters like this feels way more human instead of *insert random army that needs to save earth here*. raw character moments even though my heart can’t ship on. lance’s fam and his happiness. a lot of hunk is a queen that no one deserves moments. and that last ep when my bbies the earth pilots try to help voltron we can actually see how fucking big all these robots are and it puts a lot of good perspective on size that i feel is really hard to show on screen and is hardly ever done right. like i even excepted this to be the last season b/c of how epic the ending was? wowie guys im over blown ty fuk give me 8    

[neverlearnedtoread]

Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda

⭐⭐⭐; the amount of game blue had was actually top tier for a highschooler and the fact it was being used on simon ‘i traded all my smarts for oreos’ spier was an absolute crying tragedy

Oh?? 👌😉😏

cute love story, stakes weren’t really that high, teeth-rotting fluff

great sibling dynamics - no joke, I call my siblings boop too. I’ve done it for years, it just stuck. I’ve never read this book before

realistic high school characters / drama but still managed to be compelling and cute! (see the caveat for this in the third bullet point of the no.. section)

simon spier’s narration is heartfelt and adorable. we love a soft sweet babie MC (though he could stand to gain a few thoughts in his head. just a lil sheen of white matter)

No.. ❌🤢🤮

blackmail surrounding someone’s coming out. it was highly realistic and so uncomfortable, which is good, but check trigger warnings just in case that’s a real pressure point for you

being outed against your consent. see above

this is not a bad thing necessarily but this book sends me back to high school and not in a rose-tinted nostalgia way (like To All The Boy’s I’ve Loved Before does), but in a more “oh GOD i remember being that awkward/weird/overbearing/up myself/insert-other-oof-trait” like becky im sorry but i need to pour one out for ME after this book. rip to the babe i was in high school. she served me well but man, did she have some lukewarm takes 😬

Summary: Here’s the thing about high school - everyone likes to say they aren’t into drama, but no one is immune to the gut-clenching, overly emotional rollercoaster. Simon Spier, avoidance-master and quiet pushover, is no exception to this rule. While trying to stay under the radar, he forgets to log out of his email at the school library and ends up being blackmailed by “”Nice Guy”” “””Class Clown””” Martin about a secret penpal. Being shy, aggressively nonconfrontational, and possibly the most clueless boy on the planet, Simon feels overwhelmed juggling the ever-shifting dynamics of his friend group and his attempts at flirtation with the cute guy he’s been emailing every spare moment, all while keeping their privacy from the rest of the school. Thankfully, it’s a love story - so no matter how few braincells they have left, the protagonist will always come out on top 😏 (please, don’t clap)

Concept: 💭💭💭💭

I don’t like contemporary romances, but I like romance movies. Something about the format makes it cute and fluffy instead of boring and too-close-to-life, but I wanted to do my dues right with Love, Simon, which meant reading the book first. (And then I put it off for a year or more. Three cheers for doing it right??) Plus, the entire premise sounds cute. I like penpal stories! They’re so unrealistic but they have a special place in my Jane Austen-loving heart. *gesticulates wildly with a ferret* The inherent romanticism of penning a letter to your loved one and anxiously waiting for their reply is ingrained into the human psyche. I don’t have an essay I just know its true

Some spoilers under the cut!

Execution: 💥💥💥💥 I wanted what I got, and what I got was a short sweet book with a happy ending about two shy baby gays. There was nothing less and nothing more! And I gotta say, I really liked how down-to-Earth the narrative was. Like, there was no hidden meaning to parse out. Simon was so dumb so it really needed to be clear for the guy, you know? I read the middle part of this book when I should have been taking a nap and still figured out who Blue was before Simon did - that’s on a university education. *nods sagely* so thankful that going to college gave me the braincells I needed to be smarter than a 16 year old fictional boy

Personal Enjoyment: ❤❤❤ Let me preface this by saying that there was nothing wrong with the book. It was so cute. I rooted really hard for Bram. But the fact of the matter is it took me four hours to finish on a weekend in between work, and while I thoroughly enjoyed it for the reprieve from Big Brain Thoughts that I had to think, the fact it provided that fluff and nothing much more precludes it from being higher than 3 stars. I did not vibe with it, although I think you could really vibe with it, if you were closer to the source material. I have passed through that stage of high school. I remember it fondly and cringily in turn, but ultimately I’m glad it’s over. It was all in good fun, and I like it for what it was, but...it did not synch with my wavelength, and I did not shift to fit it, either. Finishing this book was the reading equivalent of a two-hour transit for me.

Favourite Moment: the part when bram comes to sit down on the amusement ride and simon finally knocks two brain cells together hard enough for a single coherent gay thought. the mastery, the poetic cinema of the reveal - i tell you the level. of game. this young man is working with. give him five years he’s gonna have mad pull. simon is a lucky boy. (do i find blue sexy or dreamy? no! do i think he has major game for a highschooler? yes)

Favourite Character: BLUE AKA BRAM HAD THE MOST FUCKING GAME OUT OF ALL OF THEM AND HE BARELY EVEN HAD ANY GAME!!! 😤 good lord am i glad you get to grow out of high school. bram was highkey romance the whole damn time and it. went. so. underappreciated - if bram was a romantic walk down the pier and fireworks show, everyone else was a half-assed netflix and chill with minimal snack options. the amount of wasted effort. the total tomfoolery. the sheer. tragedy. of it all. BOY HAD HIS NUMBER RIGHT THERE! FOR TWO WEEKS! *head in hands* im mcfreakin’ losin’ it yall...

[technoforestnymph]

Planets: life (yeah the whole damn thing)

I love u 😖 I’m on mobile so it’s gonna be a bit messy but yall expected that from me hu

Mercury: what’s your full name Noor Ahmad Bahman Abdullah (last name) Lari, idk why I’m not putting my last name in if I’m literally spilling my heart rn ok

Venus: what’s your first language English, and then I learned some Arabic growing up but we don’t use it at home so it’s not that strong

Earth: where’s your home California, USA 😵

Mars: what’s your sexuality Not really sure, still figuring things out but as for now I know I have a more of a preference for guys but it doesn’t really matter to me. Depends on the person itself, I’ve been into both girls and guys, but mostly guys

Jupiter: do you have any siblings I have 4 older siblings w my mom and dad and a younger half sister from my dad

Saturn: any pets? I have a cat named pippin, he’s fluffy and handsome ☺️☺️

Uranus: what’s your hobby? Writing, painting, learning, I’m really into watching tv shows and anime, like on another level. I love analyzing stories and seeing what’s wrong and what can be improved but recognizing phenomenally produced works and the ability to get myself lost in stories? I love it. I’m super big on music too like the same getting lost thing

Neptune: when’s your birthday? November 27th

Pluto: what time is it right now where you are? 4:34pm

Moon: what are you currently studying/hope to study? I’m going in college as a bio major for now, might change it to astronomy or astrophysics or if i wanna take the easy route I could do engineering of some sort, any type really, or architecture. Damn all I know is I’m probably gonna be a scientist, I’m just so into so many different sciences it’s hard to choose until I get there. The thing is, if I could create my own little fantasy world, I’d be doing art for most of my life and then get in the sciences. Idk I just need both of it, I can’t live without the combination

[frans-maluleka-blog]

I can't stop thinking about this. You guys don't know how grateful I am to God, and all those who contributed for this beautiful marriage covenant to be successfully. I thank you Yall from the bottom of my heart. First of all I wanna thank God who gave me life. And my Lord & Savior Jesus Christ who gave his life for us. My biological parents whom God used to bring me on earth planet. And my in laws. My siblings, cousins & relatives. My church Pastors, congregants & hers. My friends & hers. Our groomsmen & bridesmaid all the team. The cooking team & the decor. The ushers, the program director and those who came from different provinces, countries, continent's, etc. If it wasn't of your help & hard work I wouldn't have made it. But now I know that I can count on you folks. Don't give up the good work keep up. Keep on helping others one day you shall reap in this life. #Grateful #babymama #bestfriend #wife #marriage #MotherToRomario