#guys wildchip is canon

[uselessalexis165]

Quick things I made with the comic creator (171/?)

[pumpkinpie59]

cookie run ships that make me go AAAAAAAA

-purelily. yeah. yeah. old ppl. and also flower girl who is super messed up. and boy scout. this is my kinda ship okay.

-advenberry. yee haw. also ghost girl. they adopted onion. yeah.

-mintcocoa. theyre kinda just a simple fluffy couple. not complex and easy to like. if u dont like them id be kinda concerned … only flaw is that they’re kinda bland but it’s not that big a deal.

-seamoon. they’re basically canon so. tragic lesbians woahh.

-stormcacao. what the HECK. i became obsessed with this ship literally overnight dndndk. the vibes are so,,, yeah.

-rose x raspberry mousse. idk the ship name. wow. a flower girl and a guy dressed like a musketeer. im so predictable oh man,,

-almondlatte. theyre so parents. yeah.

-wildchip. isnt it canon that wildberry sends crunchy chip love letters or …

-pearloyster. ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow. i technically cant say i ship this one since … there’s no future for them so they cant even be in a relationship. but. man. i do love the dynamic… ouchie.

[achaossandwich]

Hell-

*AN EXPLOSION AND SCREAMING CAN BE HEARD* KYLIAI AND STRAWBERRY CREPE-

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This started out as two trios: “Wildchiai” (Wildberry, Crunchy Chip, & Kyliai) and “PoisonCrepeEspress” (Poison Mushroom, Strawberry Crepe, & Espresso) but as time went on we became obsessed with the concept and continued to add on creating these…lil friends groups of ours :3

This is called the Raised Au because technically Strawberry Crepe and Kyliai are adopted by Espresso and Wildberry & Crunchy Chip.

WildChip is canon in this Au so if that makes you uncomfy we suggest to block the tag "WildChip".

Espressline is NOT canon in this Au sooooo...yeah.

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Rules!: If you don’t follow these, your ask will be deleted/ignored):

-Our blog. Our rules.

-Proshippers GTFO you’re disgusting and not allowed. And Purrshadow will bite you! (And Kylie will stand around and watch :3)

-No NSFW. We're serious. GET OUT.

-Be patient please.

-If an ask has been answered already please do not expect it to be answered again. Unless we have to.

-Please no spamming.

-If the ask box is closed, don’t send any asks. Wait until it opens again.

-Don’t overpower your asks. (Like don't give Kyliai or Strawberry Crepe the power of the sun they'd be unstoppable- /j) But you can give the characters items!

-WHAT THE CHARACTERS SAY/THE CHARACTERS’ VIEWS DO NOT REFLECT ON THE VIEWS OF THE AUTHOR!!!

Because I am not my characters or the canon characters. So I apologize deeply if you get offended by anything they say as always.

Basic dni criteria. Y'know.

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Mod introductions!

Mod Purrshadow:

Hoi hoi!

I just go by Purrshadow and she/her! I do not have a Tumblr account :D

I control these guys:

Strawberry Crepe Cookie (They/Them)

Espresso Cookie (He/Him)

Poison Mushroom (They/Them)

Pancake Cookie (He/Him)

Caramel Arrow Cookie (She/Her)

Affogato Cookie (He/Him)

Snow Sugar Cookie (They/Them)

I also control these guys but they don’t appear as often: Along with anyone related to the lore of my characters. Can’t say who cuz spoilers.

Pure Vanilla Cookie (He/Him)

Madeleine Cookie (He/Him)

Black Raisin Cookie (She/Her)

Custard Cookie III (He/Him)

My posts will be signed with -🍓

Mod Kylie/Rai-rai-Chan.

Hoi!

My name’s Kylie/Kye-kai/Rai-rai-Chan. I am a minor and I go by She/They pronouns.

I play as my human oc (and Wildberry and Crunchy Chip's adoptive daughter /j) I play as my oc Kyliai and the Republic Squad!

Kyliai (She/Her)

Wildberry (He/Him)

Crunchy Chip (He/Him)

Clotted Cream (He/Him)

Financier (She/Her)

Candy Diver (They/Them)

Oyster (She/Her)

Captain Caviar (He/Him)

BASICALLY THE REPUBLIC

My main is @kylievershion :3

My posts will be signed with -⭐

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That's it! Have fun!

[tqmlecherocuki]

Just how many ships are “will they won't they” where the two or more characters have enough compelling chemistry or potential that you imagine them in a romantic setting...

If they canonized milkyam and/or darkmilk for whatever reason would they lose the appeal... Milkyam is basically “guys being dudes” which is just queer ambiguity. Darkmilk is... I dunno, really... is it the fact after everything Choco has done, Milk would forgive them? but, Choco is not actively in the darkness anymore... what is it really..... Milk's devotion? Dunno. Darkyam is just enemies to rivals to lovers. Or something, too much of a rarepair to be seriously considered, to be honest.

I'm sure devshits know that, they keep dangling darkmilk so much, not to mention wildchip and espresseline which they dangle even more.

[labyrinth-of-remembrance]

actual pinned since my intro was written at like 4am lmao

Mags/Moxxie, 18, he/star/bun, xenogender genderfluid trans guy

main account @galact1c-ambition

account will be a collection of rambles, art, and headcanons probably

I don't really ship things often so I really do not care what you ship as long as it isn't problematic. I enjoy Amberglass, Unidust, Purelily, Purecacao, Seamoon, Wildchip, and Mintcocoa though (I joke about a lot of other ships and enjoy their pairings even if I'm not personally a shipper of them)

I'll probably post a lot of self insert and OC (mainly x canon) stuff. will probably make a masterlist of all my cookie f/os sometime (I don't mind if you self ship with them too!)

My grammar here will definitely be less than professional

DNI: basic criteria, terf and/or transmed, pr*ship/c*mship, sexualize age regression, hate on oc x canon or ocs in general

F/O masterlist here:

[emo-firespirit]

not to be that guy but hating espresseleine and wildchip is not the hot progressive take you think it is, you are just being weirdly reactionary to black gay coded men because of your own internalized problems and rage. just because the fandom has problems with misogyny and lesbophobia doesnt mean you should externalize them against the two gay coded ships in canon that are wildly popular in spaces they are usually not popular in. like yall can be normal about calling out the lesbophobia of devsis without devolving into hating gay men in the process, because you are eating your own tail and not actually doing anything hot and #woke, you’re just bitter and annoying

[emo-firespirit]

this might be a scalding hot take some ppl aren’t gonna like but seamoon is queerbaiting and no amount of talking about how “canon” sf and moonlight are is gonna change the fact they’ve never spoken to each other in any canon piece of media like...ever

like i dont wanna be that guy who says “seamoon isn’t canon stop insisting it is” along with like a million reasons why it’s bad and manipulative and unhealthy because it isn’t. people who say that are usually being weirdos in order to “pwn teh lezbos” (ie they’re lesbophobes), which means they either ship firemoon/seafire and wanna be edgy about the fact their ship upsets people, or they’re one of those people who drools over gay men all day and thinks seamoon is an obstacle somehow to their fetishistic enjoyment of mlm (like firewind’s been relevant since kingdom launched).

no, this is not that post. im not here to write on the piss poor treatment of lesbians and sapphics in the cr fandom, I’m here to present the simple fact that devsis does not care about gay people and they especially do not care about gay women. none of the gay ships that are coded within the game will ever be confirmed but this goes DOUBLE for ships that involve two women in them because like i said before, have seamoon ever had any canon interaction with each other? Is sea fairy on moonlight’s relationship chart? Has seamoon ever been included in ANY kind of romantic/valentine’s day event, and included in a way where both characters are explicitly on screen? (And no, one cup with them doesn’t count—look at how much merch mintcocoa has)

like. look. i get that people want to say espresseleine and wildchip are gay-baiting because devsis is somehow pandering to fujoshis just by making them...exist somehow (which is another thing to dissect in itself—if you think gay men just existing and having fun together is fetishitic, you’ve got things to unpack). which kind of brings home my point that people are so caught up in nitpicking front and center super popular mlm ships that most of them have forgotten there’s a ship predating both by nearly four years and yet still has not seen any canon content beyond vague subtext, and has not seen any content in general since 2019 when the I WANT YOU EVERYDAY mv was released (you all know that one image).

like. holy shit, I need other people to talk about this. the cr fandom is infatuated with men and mlm (which isn’t even completely because of fujos—gay men don’t pretend you’re immune to lesbophobia just because your fav is a lesbian) but the fact it penetrates right down to the source material is appalling. it honestly goes to show how subtly misogynistic the stories of cr can be in general—interactions between two women is rare, almost unheard of in most stories/events, but men have an abundance of them. think of how often rambutan and mala spoke to each other in the season 7 event compared to the number of men clotted cream talked to throughout the entirety of odyssey. the number of canon opportunities for men to be romantic/coded with each other is INFINITELY more than the opportunities women have with each other. like seriously, if you don’t believe me, ask yourself how many women financier talked to that were her own age in cookie odyssey, or how long it’s been since rye and chili have had their story elaborated on. it’s kind of appalling, and devsis is really illicit with it. while I don’t think that fandom behavior is generally a good indicator of how something is treated in canon (devsis does write gnc/fem men well despite how badly the fandom misbehaves with them) but there is a correlation here. there is a pattern. I hope you get my point thus forward and now understand that the lack of wlw content in the fandom is a direct result of misogyny and lesbophobia, something thy goes deeper than hand waving it off by saying “oh the fujoshis are at it again”. guess what! the entire fandom isn’t made up of fujoshis!

idk. hopefully all of that tracked well enough that my through line is clear here. i also hope don’t need to lecture/tell you about the bechdel test and its original purpose (google is free otherwise), and I assume that (hopefully) you are smart enough to go looking for more resources on how lesbianism is by the virtue of misogyny often written out of the possibility of most narratives.

thus, hopefully my conclusion on why this is happening with seamoon makes sense, and hopefully you (especially if you are not sapphic) can understand this better and demand more out of devsis to actually make them talk to each other and actually produce more canon content of the ship. the modus of operandi should not be on us (especially those of us who are sapphic) to keep asking and begging and being okay with scraps.

(the cr discord has a complaints channel btw—it is free to use and I recommend it. not the rest of the discord though, please don’t subject yourself to that)