#guys the gnomes are back
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For the poledancer!reader x lip, you would practice your routines with him at home because he installed a pole in your room "for practice" 😇😇
oh yeah, and it's totally educational too!
thinking about him jacking off watching you
#what who said that#guys the gnomes are back#my cabinet [mutuals]#mi reina colombiana [ari]#southside smartass [lip]
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very dangerous rosebird sketch dump 🤩💥
#yes i made pool/verine about rsbrd... no longer hiding this. da secret is out. just another day with me 😋💥🔨#wolveraven & deadpool summer get on it guys. GET ON IT the research division needs everyone NOW🧪🔬‼️#need them to start hitting each other in da head to see who's brain turns to mush first 🤔🔨 + other things i'm not very allowed 2 say 🥰#recreate that honda scene but more than just blood this time- [gnome runs past me] whoa did u guys see that??#not responsible 4 what happens to anyone when they look at pushed back hair raven.#i'm in my lala land drawing her w/ sweaty tanktops and leather jackets and torn to shit flannels 4lyfe 🤤#rosebird#my art
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okay but the fact that in episode TWO rick was wearing leather and nipple clamps, getting walked on a leash by a gnome with a boner, and some people argued that he's straight for the next 10 years is hilarious. besties i do not think that was a necessary diversion in incepting mrs. pancakes actually
#morty the trick to incepting is making people think they came up with the idea#so i have to go fuck these gnomes#im not queer im just doing it to save our lives it's the only way#lmao like im not judging because i didn't know he wasn't straight either until the internet told me#but looking back that was me being dumb like just pay attention to what youre watching and it's super obvious that is not a heterosexual ma#lawnmower dog#rick and morty season 1#rick and morty#rick sanchez#rmm#r&m#rick & morty#pan rick sanchez#pansexual rick sanchez#old man brainrot#i seriously still see occasional comments of people complaining that the show got too gay like c'mon guys it has always been gay#my nonsense
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Can we see any of your drawings you may have had for the side characters please??? 👉👈
I only got a couple so far! I think I'm gonna do Nicaise next
#jokaste#aimeric#captive prince#kings rising#caprisun#can you believe damen fumbled a tall evil goddess? i would end myself#OKAY maybe he didnt “fumble” her. maybe it was the evil goddess part that ended it. but. but the loss is there ok. that shit would plague m#she is obviously sporting my headcanony akielon undercut like damen#but can you imagine going from this tall enchanting queen to. to looking down at a weird blue eyed frog with a stick up his ass#bi rights to damen but jesus christ my man#damen literally became the kinda guy that shows you a photo of his aint shit boyfriend on his iphone 5 while you're getting brunch together#and you have to say oh you two look so nice together. even though you cant believe he's letting that dude hit it.#like bro? you ever been to my garden? because i think you're dating one of my fucking gnomes#now onto aimeric.#he is my. he is my little tormented guy. manipulated to hell and back. abandoned. alone yet soulful and full of promise.#he schemes and pretends and KILLS A BUNCHA PEOPLE......#FUCKS UP JORD FOR LIFEEEEEEEEEE#AND THEN OLLIE OUTS OF EVERYONES LIVES DUE TO IMMEASURABLE GUILT#AND MAKES SURE TO DELIVER THE FINAL KAMEHAMEHA TO JORD WITH THAT LITTLE MESSAGE????#who does it like him#iconic. show stopping. mesmerising. he is the moment
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I never posted this one here but I am once again thinking about how much I love @ragsy 's warforged maggie, so here's a somewhat old doodle of melliwyk hanging out with it 😊
#dnd#dungeons and dragons#character art#illustration#warforged#paladin#gnome#artificer#melliwyk will see a warforged and say 'is anyone gonna befriend that' and not wait for an answer#idk what she's doing back there. the conversation was about giving it mods but iirc it started with installing cupholders?#which she is probably not installing on its back lmao#anyway look at this little guy [literally a 7ft tall robot] 🥺 I love it...... sweet lil weevil buddy...!!#I am holding its hand and taking it to the zoo. I am taking it to the beach and showing it sea shells.#I am setting it up on a playdate with my silly little guy who is SO EXCITED to hang out with it#maggie#my OCs#melliwyk#dungeons and doodles#noncanon shenanigans
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Me @ Wulbren after the way he talked to my man Barcus in Last Light
#bg3#talking mad shit for a fucking GNOME#should have called him a prick but my tav is a nobleman so he just barely held himself back#bro the TONE when barcus said hes 'a patient man' cause i told him to wait to leave bc of the shadow curse#WULBREN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE#barcus is just a lil guy in love and i will PUNT THAT FUCKING GNOME#JUST WAIT WULBREN. ACT 3. INTO THE FUCKING HARBOR#THOSE WAVE BITCHES WILL PUT IN A WORD FOR ME WITH THE SEA QUEEN FUCKING FIND OUT WULBREN#barcus overhearing: [barcus disapproves]#sorry man do i look like a redemption paladin to you#hated his ass even when you didnt survive my first run to make it to act 3 its just worse now#guess i should tag#bg3 barcus#bg3 barcus wroot#barcus wroot#idk i dont go in his tag#or wulbrens. as you could guess
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1. and 2. - Charming Halloween guys
3. A herd of unicorns that were all gone the next time I walked by a couple minutes later
4. and 5. Why I can no longer sleep at night
6. A gorgeous accordion that I hope goes to a good home
7. - 10. This incredible handmade dragon who came home with me! They had so much character I was completely charmed and could tell they were made with love. Thanks to all their chips I got them at a discount 😅
All of these were from a Central Florida goodwill.
Slightly related; Has anyone else heard of goodwill removing their dressing rooms? My friend and I found out when we were attempting to try on clothes. I'm flabbergasted and annoyed quite frankly.
#thrifting#shiftythrifting#submission#dragons#broken#lamps#funky little guys#gnomes#goodwill#dressing rooms been gone since covid here#never came back so people frequently undress in the store here
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in case anyone was wondering i Am going to run into a wall about team f day 28
#kipspeak#blsmp#goodbye. goodbye im taking the drywall with me. grabbing you with all the power in my fist#HATE WORLD. ITS FEAR WORLD#i miss love world but also#if you were as smart as you are mean that might have worked. Reno BEE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#SELF INFLICTED PAIN WORLD GNOME IM GONNA . I FIND MYSELF FASCINATED BY THE RP GUY YOU HAVE MADE. WADDA HAELL#and all the balloon likers are on Twitter you can’t make me go back to that place
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Stolas kept the sex toys with the break up. accidentally...
#on break thinking about fucking. sad cartoon demons#imagine going back to your room to cry and making eye contact with a weird gnome butt/cloaca plug thing your ex guy bought for you#at least he has something to comfort himself with?????? alternatively. suicide via giant monster dildo.........#mytext#series#stolitz#helluva boss#stolas of the ars goetia
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Im a little in love with how you draw peppino's body type 😳 those gnomes got competition
Heehee i am always so happy when i see messages like these. Like yess i am also in love w the way i draw him 💖
Wrt to the end of ur comment, i did mention this before in some ‘blink and u miss it’ tags, but Gnomes (at least in my worldbuilding for personal comics) are very small and very stout, and have a couple of animal-ish traits (furred ears and small thin tails). Theyre like the smallest humanoid forestborn creatures.
Anyway i am saying this bc the proportions they have means that someone like Peppino (short, stocky, hairy) is like PEAK masculinity to them. Peppino eventually learns this as he learns about Gnome Culture via Gus, but for now he is blissfully unaware of the effect he has on the population of this forest. As far as he knows, they are singleminded in their goal to keep him trapped in mindless chatter, much like the old ladies around his town when he goes out to do errands. So yeah, as far as other, bachelor gnomes are concerned, Peppino is a real threat 😭
Well. He would be. If not for the fact that Gus basically flaunts him around like a show dog like ‘yes look at who i have carrying me around with their huge strong arms :)’ And with Gus being PEAK masculinity for gnomekind, its more akin to having these extremely pretty and unobtainable jocks(bears) waltzing around the forest smiling politely to everyone and making gnomes either incredibly jealous or making them go 👁👁
#answered#//#///#////#/////#peppino#gustavo#pepstavo#heehee#i am always doing this; bringing my own worldbuiding into existing medias#its just fun! i rotate them in my head when im busy playing games#my art typically wont have any of this kind of talk#and i will try my best to keep them out of the main tags#but i do love talking about this kind of stuff; i like making characters and stories feel real even if it wasnt intended to be that way#anyway#gnomes looking at them both and gossiping#and murmuring amongst themselves#like ‘….its them…👀 theyre back’#pep would find it a bit endearing later on#specifically being like incredibly hot to these guys#like i do not think of him w low self esteem hes just incredibly anxious who CAN be prone to being a little bashful#and like being a gay older man means he is well aware of how much The Gays love their bears fhjfhdkdjdkdn#even then when gus compliments him hes like 😳#hell reverse uno that shit and say well according to everyone else I got the biggest catch possible. but i didnt need anyone to tell me that#it was already p obv#😉#oh u sly dog; u got me monologuing…!
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i put up with the general presence of solas grudingly bc, whatever, bioware fell in love with their npc, ive accidentally made dmpcs when i run games, shit happens. we’re getting a new dragon age so i’ll deal. but checking the datv tag for ANYTHING ELSE and its just clogged to hell with solavellan fanart is testing me
#and all the white girl elves he’s paired with look the same. who said that#wheres the post about ‘ah shit da is back u know what that means. getting called out abt gnome fascism’#i need more stupid gnome fascism and less of This Fucking Guy#dot txt
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Haven't had the chance to play actual dnd in real life, but In this run I get the sense that bg3 perfectly captures the "party progresses in a weird sideways way that bypasses tons of the dm's prepared lore, so the dm takes revenge by dropping a near impossible encounter on them" vibe I hear so much about
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#fun fact i killed minthara by dropping her down a hole#somehow didn't get the achievement for it though#smh smh jdjsjd#but yeah. ill talk spoilers in the next few tags so be warned#first it was the goblin camp where instead of even trying to talk to anyone i just went up to the hobgoblin at the very back and attacked#took a LOT of tries to beat that encounter#slowly cleared the camp from the inside out without even seeing a cutscene with minthara or anything nxnd rip queen or whatever#then you had the duergar camp or whatever that area was called#where i didn't even realise what the deal with the drow was im just like. oh im freeing those fucking gnomes. wait we're on time limit?#can't long rest? run out of short rests? damn guess it's a challenge run#so emptied that room of all of them before blowing up the rubble. then killed the guy inside without talking to him for more than two lines#lmao#THEN THAT GODDAMN FUCKIN ENCOUNTER IN THE CURSED AREA#which was glitched 4 me until i equipped torches and deactivated turn based mode for the curse before it started#now im over the area where that gold encrusted toll collector (?) is#which apparently has more health than Grym so uhhhhhhh#maybe need to level up before tackling that#long story short im making bad decisions <3 gods bless easy mode
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half orc but with the half part be gnome gnork.........
#god damnit flynn#i have already mentioned my funny gnome liking but iv slowly also being an ork liker as well#have became one of those gay guys that likes orcs now theres no going back now#also just think one would be fun to design and use for a campaign maybe
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Also from my D&D campaign: Shelly needs uppies sometimes
Original photo under the cut
#can’t believe this grown ass woman is letting this happen#oc: Shelly#guy in the back is Macchiato and belongs to a friend who doesn’t have tumblr#dnd oc#dnd bard#dnd gnome#dungeons and dragons#my art#procreate#artists on tumblr
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Anyone want to hear about the sunrise siblings song of the sea au I just came up with. Gnomes asleep < guy who is about to join her, I am so fucking tired
#sunrise siblings#looking at this again gnomes asleep kinda sounds like she’s holding me back from talking about it and this is my only chance#which tbf#she is#but in the sense I would talk to her and you guys would never hear about this is she was awake
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roughs v final first drawing of Peanut! Please just call him Peter, that’s what everyone calls him
A formidable spellcaster and official clerk to the lords of waterdeep, Peanut’s hobbies include pottery and smiling through the pain!
#god gnomes are so hard to draw 💀#anyway this is my BOY this is my little GUY#ive spent a lot of time lately thinking abt him and Abraxis#and I’m really excited to get back into my game!!#dnd art#dnd#dnd oc#dnd wizard#dnd gnome
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