#guys its a minecraft roleplay weve always been making it emotional ourselves we can do it again with utah

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Philza is a blatant bleach knock-off who fucked a samsung smart fridge and his wife is the goddess of death who once possessed him, got drunk and tried to find a beach with a murder of crows flying after her. Wilbur fucked a salmon and gave birth to a fox. The ravine was named fucking Pogtopia. Pog. Topia. Technoblade was Peer Pressured into executing Tubbo via firework explosions. There's a non-zero chance a few people on the SMP still think Tubbo was pregnant during the Manburg arc. Quackity gave birth to El Rapids. I cannot stress this enough Quackity gave birth to a piece of land. Schlatt has a heart attack and fucking dies. The anthem is a parody of Hallelujah. Dry Water's full name is Smokey-Corn-on-The-Cob Waterville-Dry-Hands-Desert. The withers on November 16th were named Subscribe to Technoblade. cc!George slept through the elections. Tommy kept crying over the god-awfulest pictures of Tubbo in exile. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT GREEN BOYYYYYYY. Tommy doesn't even read his script half the time. Pretty sure Philza hacked his way into the smp. The community house has crafting table floors because of that one fucking joke. You heart little penis. The billboards. The penis on Pandora's Vault. The Prime Path was made for farming twitch primes. Pretty fucking sure that Jack Manifold lost his last life on Doomsday because of an argument over some card game with Technoblade. Connor is in a fucking sonic onesie. Satan is Dream's younger sister. L'manburg started only because Dream didn't want them to sell drugs. This all happens in a world where everyone is a blocky rectangle that is Minecraft. This story is only as serious and heart-wrenchingly emotional as you want it to be.