#guys im so bored

[itsmewahoo]

what am i even doing

[kairithemang0]

Shrug emoji

[shoverse]

OOH MAMI

[kitsunesakii]

Caught Loyd in a yawn

[cupcraft]

tommyinnit ! xD! :O! O_o!

[mrazfellandco]

going slightly delirious in the office on my own with no work to do

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

[paimt]

its just supervised phone calls like

in the wise words of stan himself: give me money

[mail-me-a-snail]

my good friend and i were talking about how blu spy would give red sniper the same scar that blu sniper has in a frenzied act of malice and revenge...so yeah so you could say i fuck with sniperspy ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა

bonus under the cut

+ a handy guide to the respective snipers' scars bc i have to inject my clone theory in every damn thing

[somewhereincairparavel]

'i hate jason grace because he thought he was worthy enough to compete with percy' I'm sorry have y'all SEEN jason. this man defeated a TITAN without weapons and his bare hands to the point the titan wanted to rise from the UNDERWORLD with the help of a GODDESS to seek vengeance over him. I think we can cut him slack for having some well deserved self respect bc I'd brag too wtf

[plutonicbees]

imagine ur tim drake, it's the anniversary of ur mother's funeral, christmas eve, and you're absolutely shitting ur pants bc you let your teammate feed you the crabcakes they made

you're absolutely going through it, and then u find out that doomsday (not the villain) is coming in the form of a meteor. u try to call batman and he's off planet. u call up nightwing's team and they're dealing with their own battle. there's nobody to help so you and your team go to fuckin,, fight an evil meteor. one of your friends is writing a will. you're all ready to die (you're ready to reunite with your mother).

and then fucking santa comes and waves hi and your team tries to tell him to watch out and then the evil meteor crashes into his sleigh and fucking explodes him and the reindeers in a glorious gory death

man. what are you doing next christmas eve.

[bonbonly]

bon thoughts (18+) CollegeAU!Max Verstappen that spends too much gaming with his friends, never once studying for any tests coming up. in fact, he skips classes just to get back on his sim and race with his friends. the computer lab in the university is always occupied by him, he's always sitting in the corner with a pack of red bulls to chug down to keep him going. being the ever so responsible friend, you decide that enough is enough, you had to help out max. if he didn't pass this test in biology, he would surely be placed on probation. you cared too much about your friend to let that slide!

"the library's too quiet, i can't focus," max would whine, or he'd huff out in annoyance, "the field's too loud."

as the excuses kept piling up, you frown and cross your arms. your bottom lip stuck out in a way that makes max want to lean forward and nip at your sweet lips. he shifts in his seat to hide his growing arousal, his blue eyes staring intently at your ass as you walk through the university hallways to find a suitable place to tutor him. eventually, you texted some of your friends in your dorm that you were bringing a guest over.

"they won't be back for a week, they're all going on a trip," you sigh, sitting at your desk and opening your biology notebook. a grin plasters on max's face, realizing that he had all week to be with you. he always hated that you spent too much time with your friends, i mean he was your best friend! surely he should be your number one priority, right?

"come on max, it's time to finally teach you the Kreb's cycle," you groan, always hating that topic. a quick glance at max makes you frown, wondering why he was staring at you like that, his pupils blown out.

and no sooner did you think that, you're now on your back on the bed, having him eat you out as you try to relay your notes to him. you mewl as his tongue laps you up, and an occasional hum and nod of his head has you choking on air, legs squeezing around his head as his nose rubs against your clit.

"schatje, you can keep going," max exclaims, eyes snapping to meet yours as his tongue dances around your folds. you nod your head, flipping the page of your notebook as you continue, trying to focus on tutoring him but god, he was so good at this!

his fingers join his tongue, scissoring inside your wet cunt. the squelching of his fingers and tongue makes you blush, and you throw the notebook to the side, your attention solely on him... just like he always wanted.

max eventually goes through your notes when you're all cuddled up besides him on the bed, passed out after he fucked you dumb. he smiles at the small doodles in the corners, the detailed descriptions of certain biological processes. he studies them as much as he can before the test in a few days.

and he passes! barely, but still he passed the test! you aced the test, as expected and when you bounce over to Max with the 100 on your paper, he glances between his friends and you and shows you his 70 on the test.

"schat, you think you can tutor me for the next test?" he asks, sweetly and his friends can't seem to understand why you're fumbling over your words, blushing like crazy as Max gives you a cocky smirk.

[torchstelechos]

I love that Isabeau is the one to bring up the "what do we do if you die" conversation cause its a very good insight to his character at the very start of the game. Isabeau is practical, smart, and loves everyone dearly and wants to know how to help them when shit goes sideways. He's the one to ask about Bonnie too, which is a delightful read on how he thinks because everyone else shuts that down instantly as a "That wont happen and cant happen" but we see later in the game it can happen which is such a startling thing for a game to do but justifies the foreshadowing of Bonnie can die what do we do if that happens? Isabeau, despite everything, is also the one who gets to the heart of the matter even if its not something must people are willing to talk about. All without it being part of his friendquest, thats just him naturally. Which! Says so much about him and how he is! His character when its not about his relationship with Siffrin is a very intriguing thing because it feels like a very classic hard intellectual stance that's been softened after many years of learning to better communicate healthily with others. A reflection, if you will, of Odile but in a very drastic direction. I find him fascinating and I also want to scoop his brains out and study them under a microscope to see all his little brain thoughts.

[spinostarz]

i made them real they are going to see the world

[clarkgriffon]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER 7x22 | “Chosen”