#guys i am SO EXCITED

[avas-poltergeist]

[truths33k3r4]

The Mutation Situation Comic Dub Part 10

PART 10 of the Mutation Situation Comic Dub is UP!!!! :)

Guys- this one- THIS ONE. I AM SO EXCITED TO WATCH THE FIREWORKS THAT WILL BE THE COMMENT SECTION XD Hheheh imma go get some tea and popcorn~ This is gonna be funnnnnn ;)

All credit for the art and comic goes to @indieyuugure, while I lent my voice and editing, and Epidemic Sound covered the music and sound effects! :)

To God be the glory!!

~ Melissa

[gf-seasons-zine]

Start the countdown...

YES THAT'S RIGHT- the Gravity Falls Seasons Zine will be available for preorders in THREE DAYS, (October 1)! Also yes, October is in three days. You may now take a moment to curse the inevitable passage of time.

Now that you're done with that, mark your calendars! The shop will be open from October 1 to November 7, but there will be stretch goals, so get in as early as you can!

Watch this space for updates and links! Until then, stay weird!

The GF Seasons Zine Mod Team

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Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Disney in any way. The zine will be a charity zine with all surplus going to charity- no one will profit from this zine.

CARRD TWITTER RETROSPRING

[daydreamdoodles]

ITS LIFE SERIES AND RATS 2 DAY 🗣🗣🗣 HOW WE FEELING!!!!!!!!

[theresa-of-liechtenstein]

aaaand officially not touching my violin for the next six hours and thirty minutes

[francobarbi]

Franco release this week got me spinning in circles chasing my tail like a dog waiting for him to drop

[potato-jem]

THE TRAILERS OUT THE TRAILERS OUT THE TRAILERS OUT

[flower-power3487]

ITS RACE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[leslie-redirects-here]

Tomorrow I'm finally going to start doing a series of daily tarot posts! A lot of daily tarot things are on the order of forecasts—pulling a single card to meditate on in the morning and to get a brief read on what the coming day may bring.

However, I want to focus more on learning tarot, part of which is becoming familiar with each card individually, yes, but it's also about becoming familiar with the patterns within the deck itself: numbers that line up, themes that run through entire suits, etc. Further, I think it's a lot easier to learn things in sequential order.

For that reason, every day I'm going to be posting a single tarot card with both the upright and reversed meanings, and I will be posting them in order. It's not going to be a card drawn each day; instead I'm going to go through the entire Rider-Waite deck and then the entire Aquarian deck one suit at a time, in numerical order. I'm hoping this will allow for easier learning, both for myself and for anyone else who follows along.

[hxneyfarm]

TOMORROW

Batter up!

Chapters 1 & 2 coming to AO3 on November 12, 2023, featuring art by @thatnerdemryn and a playlist by @steves-strapcollection, written for @steddiebang

Summary: All Steve wants for the 2023 baseball season is for the media to leave him alone for once. His reputation is still suffering after he was caught last season in a very compromising position with one of his teammates, and he just wants to lay low and play a good season. A trip to the World Series wouldn't hurt either. A voice from his past has other plans, though.

Eddie hasn't been able to forget what the two of them had together when they were in high school, or his promise to Steve when they parted ways the summer after senior year: Someday I'll write a whole album for you. It's been a decade, and all the pieces are in place for Eddie to finally make good on that promise.

Steve is in for a roller coaster of a season.

Sneak peek under the cut

It’s around sunrise when he wakes with his alarm, properly this time, and he finds seven missed calls from Robin, and another text message from her. 

Call me. This is a PR call, not a bestie call. Get up.

So Steve calls his publicist, Robin Buckley, rather than his best friend Rob.

“Jesus, it’s about damn time,” she says by way of greeting.

“I just woke up, Rob. What do you want?”

“Eddie’s album came out today.”

Steve waits, but Robin doesn’t say anything else. “Okay? Why am I supposed to care? I haven’t spoken to Eddie Munson in almost ten years.”

“I need you to open Spotify and just. Look at the album art.”

“I don’t even remember what his fucking band is even called,” Steve lies, putting Robin on speaker, and then he thumbs his way through his apps to open Spotify. Pulling up the search feature, Steve taps in the name of Eddie’s band and right there, under recently released, is the new Corroded Coffin album.

Batter up!, it’s called. 

On the cover is Eddie Munson, looking just as wild as he did in high school and not a day older than he looked the last time Steve saw him. Eddie’s big, dark eyes are trained on the camera, and he’s got his body turned sideways. He is wearing a generic baseball uniform in blue and gray. He’s got a baseball bat positioned between strong thighs, sticking out from between his legs in an obscene suggestion of an erection. There are nails sticking out of the end of the bat and the album title is embossed on the barrel. Eddie’s hand, big and veiny, is gripped around the taper, a light gray sweatband on his wrist. He is either wearing an athletic cup underneath those fucking pants or he’s sporting some very real half chub action. What the hell.

“Jesus H. Christ. Is that… Robin, is that a number seven on his fucking wristband?” Steve asks flatly.

“That’s what you’re focusing on?”

Steve ignores her. He can’t focus on anything else. Not if he wants to keep his hard-won sanity. “We could always sue him.” “That would mean owning up to a lot,” Robin says carefully. “I listened to it, Steve. The lyrics aren’t subtle.”

[stuck-in-jelly]

Kabru honey how the FUCK where they supposed to know the money they donated was gonna go to an illegal goods ring be so fucking for real 😭

[egophiliac]

buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I'm back in the Tigers cage again.

(You too can join in on throwing a Rat Of A Man into a Tiger cage by reading Tiger Tiger)

[daydreamdoodles]

Made so many bracelets !!!

[oh-gh0st]

i heart these rivals so much. maybe they'll kill each other. maybe they'll kiss. maybe they'll make ou

[sketchy-noodles]

For context, me and a few of my fellow crows on Phil’s Discord had this idea of “What if there were Minecraft crows that were specialized and adapted to live in different realms/biomes?”

And now we have End Crows 💜

Transcript & closeups below:

END CROWS

A guide by Philza Minecraft

PHYSICAL ADAPTATIONS:

Largest of all crow variants

Thinner with longer legs (LANKY)

Wings & feathers adapted for silent flight

Sharp serrated beak for eating chorus fruit

BEHAVIORAL ADAPTATIONS:

Social! Seem to flock in large groups

Allergic to water (like an enderman)

Enjoy taking dust baths!

Hoarders of shiny things (have a weird obsession with spoons for some reason?)

Prefer dark environments

Nest in End cities/trees

OTHER NOTES:

Purple glowing eyes

Feathers have an iridescent purple tint

Surrounded by particles

DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT!

Tattered fringe feathers

Longer legs

Velvety down feathers on legs & wings absorb sound frequencies!

Serrated beak!

DIET: omnivorous

Chorus Fruit

Endermites

Etc.