#guys I’m so cool

[mikeynf]

this is my favourite picture of ever

like it’s a bloody hot sexy man screaming and whimpering in pain and agony while COVERED IN BLOOD

[ekceleste]

“Brutus” by The Buttress is so definitely Touya singing about Shoto you should listen to it you’ll know what I’m talking about it

[mikeynf]

mmm i love my favourite romcom about younger twinky gay boy in his mid twenties being a stalker-ishly obsessive guy that follows around an older guy in his mid forties with a wife and a child and takes pictures of him and develops the photos in his red room and hangs them up on lines to look at them all day and it gets so bad to the point where other people start to notice and they lock them in a room together so the gay little younger twink can confess to the older guy and they kiss and make out and get married and yes it’s Saw 2004 shut the fuck up

[ekceleste]

“Cinnamon Girl” by Lana Del Rey is quite possibly the most beautiful, meaningful song that I’ve ever heard. I listen to a LOT of music, so this song is just something special.💔😭☹️

[mikeynf]

How many times do you guys think that Adam has been testing his flash out to make sure it’s working and was looking directly into it and absolutely blinded himself

[mikeynf]

never related to anything more in my whole life

stomach hurts from hunger. stomach hurts from eating. what the hell do yuou want from me you stupid fucking organ

[ekceleste]

I’m at a family reunion and all these people are like “I used to change your diaper” and I’m like “I have no fucking idea who you are”

[mikeynf]

I feel like the plot of the first saw movie would change so much if Adam was chained by his neck. Like a dog.

[ekceleste]

I am an absolute god at minding my own business

[mikeynf]

CUM😡COME🤬🤬🤬CUUUUUM👹👹👹👹👹LMFAO WHAT IS THIS WHAT IS WITH THE FUCKING OUNCHING BOISES LMFAAAOAOOOO

[mikeynf]

eric being super hesitant to take the cup from john in saw 2 is the funniest shit ever like bruh it’s a cup it’s not gonna randomly electrocute and kill you😭

[ekceleste]

oh sometimes i forget i have this account

@mikeynf is my substitute saw account😻

[mikeynf]

read a book? no.

read the saw scripts? yes.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael has a hard time retelling FNAF sister location

[mikeynf]

To go off of my “if Adam was chained up by the neck like a dog” post from a few days ago, it would change the plot a LOT. Like the unavoidable death of either rotting in the bathroom, getting shot, or cutting your own head off. Adam’s death was already completely unfair due to Amanda accidentally letting the key flush down the drain of the bathtub, so if he literally had absolutely no choice other than death, it just makes it worse. Chained up like a dog in the backyard of a house containing neglectful owners. The unknowing. The small, little clues given to him by John on how to escape(which was impossible). John(the owner) watching him die knowing he was helpless. Lawrence(the people walking by the gate promising to save him but never coming back) petting Adam’s head and telling him everything was going to be okay, that he would be right back.

I don’t wanna write anymore LMFAO

[locusfandomtime]

The maths fandom is wild. “Real” and “imaginary” numbers? I think you mean canon and non-canon. You guys seriously go “this is my number oc his name is i and he is the square root of -1” when in numbers canon lore it’s actually impossible to square root a negative but sure whatever. “Complex numbers”? I think you mean a character x oc ship. “f(x) = 3x - 5”? That is self-insert fanfiction.