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youremyheaven · 3 months

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As a connoisseur of Venus men what are the dead giveaways according to you? It could be anything even how their insta profile looks. What are your observations. I would love to know ❤

Hehehehe 🤭🤭🤭

The dead give aways are:

1. Overly flirty and simp like (if imbalanced)

Like Venusian men don't play it cool EVER, I don't think they even know how to. If they like you, they will make it very very very obvious and will practically drool all over you. This can take the fun out of a talking stage ngl

2. Extremely straightforward with their feelings

They don't beat around the bush and they don't hide their feelings. If they want you, they'll say so

(this is a positive manifestation of the first point)

3. Facial hair 😍🤤🤤🤤

I've never met a clean shaven Venusian man. They all have a stubble of some kind and it's like a part of their personality or something 😜🫣

It's typically not a super well manicured looking beard, as in, they kind of look like they were born with it??? 🤣🤣

Venus men always give me the vibe of men who were born as a grown man lol

4. Insta profile

Usually very private and lowkey and won't be very active on social media. Or use it at all.

Probably has 10 posts total and will look 😍🔥in them but they were posted over the course of 4 years lmao 🤭🤭

Imbalanced Venusian men will follow manyyyy hot women and their following will consist mostly of models and influencers lmao

They just love looking at women. Not in a pornographic way but in a sensual way??? They think like women, so they have a very erotic mind. The type of man who dreams of a woman wearing a certain kind of outfit (down to the last detail) , perfume, with her hair a certain way, them going out and being in a certain ambience. They're just sensorial creatures and every Venus guy who has described his fantasises to me sounded like a teenage Wattpad author lmao

They enjoy romance ✨ and sex alone feels meh to them. They want the whole experience ✨

5. Usually tall and bulky

But they can also be more lean. I've never met a short Venus guy so I feel like they don't exist lmao 🤣💀🤡

But yeah usually they have a very masculine build and physique. They care about it too.

They have a very rogue-ish charm. A rough kinda handsome over the hearthrob vibes of Solar men who look perfect in a classical sort of way.

Venus men have that cave man type appeal 🤤🫣😜🥵 what you'd call "raw masculinity"

6. If they're in love, they go all out

They'll pull out the red carpet for you everytime you step out

They literally want their women to never do anything hard so they go all out with the princess treatment

I've seen them and omg so cute 🥰🥺 my friend's bf is Bharani Moon and he feeds her, puts the shoes on her feet, carries her bag for her etc Venus men just act like they're your slave 😩😩😩they say that about themselves as well. Their biggest weakness is their woman because they'll be completely enslaved to them

7. NSFW 🚫 DETAILS AHEAD, IF YOU'RE A MINOR DONT READ SHOOO

they love to give head lmfao and that's not surprising given everything we know about them but these men exist to 🍑👅 they're straight up demonic with that tongue 🫣

They love to please women and they're the type to make you cum 3 times before they've even entered you 🙈🙈🙈 they're good lovers, I'll say that much 🙈

If I had a penny for everytime a Venus man said he wanted me to wet his beard 🥵🤭😩 like hold up king I'm trying to 😩😩😩

They enjoy making love which is rare af in today's porn addicted world. They really truly care about appreciating the woman that's in front of them. Nobody has had sex until they've had sex with a Venus man. I said what I said 🫣😍 they make you feel so beautiful and desired that you become like putty in their hands, which is what they want hehe 🤭

They care about your satisfaction 😜

And they feel satisfied by satisfying you 👀 so they don't even want anything in return 👀not that they'd be mad if you offered but they're not like those men who give to get 👀if ykwim

Yk what it's like when a guy's the perfect mix of gentle and aggressive 😍🫦that's a Venus man for you 🫦

8. They'll spoil the life out of you

Not kidding. You'll be sick of it. They'll ruin other men for you.

They genuinely don't care about spending on themselves, they just need their essentials, everything else will be devoted to making you happy.

This can be hella risky bc they will literally go into debt spoiling their woman and if the woman is a greedy vampiric one, she'll take advantage of his generosity.

My uncle is a Bharani Sun and 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻the way he treats his wife throughout their changing financial statuses is 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 (he's not perfect in any way and that's on his Jyeshta Moon) but people think you have to be rich to spoil your loved ones and that's not true at all. It's more of a mindset, mentality and attitude than anything else ✨

If they're not generous with their energy when they're broke, they won't magically be that way when they're rich.

If he only has ₹10 to spare and buys you , your favourite packet of chips, that's real generosity 😌

My uncle works extra hard so that he can travel with his family and give his wife a break, like how sweet??? How many men do that??? Esp if they're not well off?? Long story short, if he wants to, he will

They genuinely just want you to be able to chill. My aunt spends extended durations at her home because my uncle thinks she has to work too hard when she's at his home?? (She's a housewife with 2 kids) Have you heard of housewives getting paid vacations?? Now you have lmao 😭😂 he stays back at their house and does all the work so that she can genuinely just chill at her parents home 🥺🥺🥺

When she was sick with a mysterious illness no one could diagnose and hospitals started failing them, he went to holistic and ayurvedic doctors all across the state to help her 🥺🥺 (and she was successfully cured 😌✨ bc the greatest remedy for anything is love)

Venusian men in love are just 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻✨

9. They're veryyyy good with kids 🥺🥺

Every breed of Venusian men (Bharani, Purvaphalguni or Purvashada) has spoken about how marriage and kids is a big priority for them and they're genuinely so cute with kids 🥺🥺

They just have that fatherly instinct tbh which makes sense bc they themselves have daddy issues and want to be the dad they never had 🥺🥺

That's it for now, I hope this was insightful 💛💛💛💛

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moonystoes · 5 months

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The only reason I feel like Elisa and Jadde might not be dating is that Jadde reposts quite a bit of straight couple inspo stuff on TikTok. Unless she’s one of those girls who thinks dating a masc is like dating a guy…

Wow too many layers to unravel for this ask. I had my assumptions too so I don't want you to feel guilty for saying this.

I originally wrote like a whole essay discussing this, until I went on tiktok to see what you were talking about and 😦

I will still keep some of my points here because I do think they're still valid.

Anything marked with RED was written before looking at her tiktok reposts. GREEN is after.

Topic one: Social media

1) I think many people forget how difficult it is to come out into the internet, especially when your audience is crazy thirsty men. It also seems like she probably won't stop attracting them because of her content (im not saying that she is attracting men on purpose, I'm saying that her content is usually catered to that certain area of the internet).

If you noticed on her comments, they're always men complimenting her, trying to get her attention, etc. Maybe some of these men are actual gentlemen, but let's not forget that they're still men. What do you think would happen when a 5'2 pretty woman with a 'hot body' came out and spoke about having a girlfriend? Do you know how people will flip out? I'm not fully aware on how the queer community is viewed in France... but homophobia is everywhere and men would go crazy when they find out the hot woman they like is with a woman instead of 'them'.

2) Now after that video slip up she made that had Elisa, she probably would NOT post about gay content or anything with Elisa. Because some of the fangirls would take those videos and make assumptions (...me 🙈) and try to get involved into their relationship even more.

3) After I saw the reposts, i was speechless. I wrote the two points above before I went on tiktok to see, and now I'm just staring at Jadde like 😦😦. I will speak about them below, but after I saw the reposts I just KNOW she's straight... it doesn't matter if she's going through a gay crisis right now, those reposts are all about a specific type of men (see topic three, point 3).

Topic two: Sexuality

1) now one of the reasons that made me go 'oh? Maybe they're just friends' is when I found out all of her public partners were men. But people need to stop disrespecting bisexuals, maybe that's what she is. Just because she hadn't dated women before doesn't make her straight.

2) yeah... I still refuse to believe she's not straight after that I'm sorry.

Topic three: Tiktok reposts (faith and type)

1) I don't want to disrespect Christians, because I am Muslim and both of our religions are quite similar. There are also a lot of queer Christians that practice their faith religiously while still being gay, they do exist. (Elisa used to wear a cross bracelet all the time, I'm not sure if she left Christianity, but she wears a van cleef bracelet now). However, the Christian posts from Jadde's reposts may have been a slight indication for me that she could be straight, but that doesn't mean she is 100%. Also genuine question... this is very off topic but I want to ask any Christian who sees this a question. As a Muslim, we have 'practice what you preach'. An example is: if a non hijabi comes and says 'women should wear the hijab and cover up and theyre dressing like whores blah blah'... that's a hypocrite. Although it's not haram (forbidden) to advice someone even if you commit the sin because sometimes it's hard to stop something, it's not liked. And if you see comments of non-hijabi's mocking hijabis for not wearing it properly, you'd see the responses to them are very harsh. Because tf are you coming here talking about how this hijabi woman is 'not wearing it properly' but your tits are out??? But that's Islam. And the reason why I brought this up is because I saw this on her reposts:

Babe... your ass cheeks are on the internet. I can literally see the outline of your vagina and buttcrack from those gym shorts. I'm sorry but what 😭 do you not want a man? You want them to avoid you? Your reposts are all about your future MALE partner and how Christianity is important but...yk what nvm.

And even when I said that it's okay to advice someone on something that you also do because it may be hard to stop, wearing modest clothes (especially on the internet) is not that difficult yk... like babe take your advice.

2) okay... now the reason why I don't think she is queer whatsoever is because of this specific repost that made me go??? Oh!

Basically this man is saying that if his kid ends up being 'non-binary', he will 'get milk'. Which means that he will disown his kid and leave them alone. I think what confuses me is if Jadde is actually dating Elisa, she wouldn't repost that because she's GAY?? I know that being non-binary isn't connected to being a lesbian or bi, but it's from the same community and it still makes no sense why a wlw woman would repost that. Idk, it gave me the ick.

☆ okay I got an update from a French person about how French people view non-binary people here.

3) Uhm... now about the romantic reposts you were talking about. I REFUSE to accept she's actually into women. If you're too lazy to look at her reposts, they are all about the same thing; hyper-masculine men that provide, aggressive, alpha male, extra rich and would provide her everything.

It seems as though she is the type of person who is old-fashioned when it comes to relationships. And I don't want to shame women who are like that, but that's not how it works when you're dating a woman.

Dating a woman is nothing like dating a man, even if they're dressed masculine. I've already made a whole post about this, Jadde can not be dating a woman. Not with these standards. Even though we don't know much about how Elisa is as a girlfriend, we know that she is still a girl at the end of the day. If you guys know Torinha (a masc brazilian tiktoker), she made a joke saying that mascs are 'trucks'... but not a black jeep, just a barbie truck. And I think that's a cute way to describe it 🥺.

This is just SOMETHING from what she reposts, there are A LOT:

4) if she truly was dating Elisa (I really hope they're not 😭), her reposts would still be extremely disrespectful. Especially because she reposts about male relationships all the time while being in a relationship with a girl (also elisa said she was not single on January 31, and these reposts are recent so she is 'dating' elisa while reposting this). All these reposts about men being rich, men doing this, men taking a girl on a date, men this, men that. MEN MEN MEN MEN. I don't care if you're bisexual, if you're in a relationship with a girl you need to RESPECT it.

☆ she also has this obsession of marrying and dating rich men that buy mansions and private jets and all the filthy rich things... babe you're dating a FEMALE player not a male player 😭😭 Elisa probably makes less money then her bffr lollll.

Topic four: The champions league match

1) okay last topic fr, this is one of the many reasons why I don't think she's dating Elisa; and it's the way she went on live after the lyon match. Basically after psg lost against lyon, Jadde went on live a few hours after that and was dancing and listening to music. Now I don't want to call her a shitty gf, but i feel like if your gf just lost a semifinal to her biggest rivals (and also getting dragged on the internet for her performance) you would try to be there for her. But she was chatting with the guys on her live and singing.

2) Fleur WAS there at the match. She was there supporting Elisa, and even though Fleur doesn't watch every match of Elisa, she still comes to many of them. I do remember the story Elisa made with fleur at the nation's league final with a caption 'family ❤️'. Also, Elisa and fleur still make weird ass comments about sharing clothes on captions and I feel like if Elisa was dating someone else, she'd have to respect and have boundaries with her best friend yk.

■Okay Basically the moral of all of this is that you [anon] are right, elisa and Jadde are probably not dating. I'm assuming they're just gym buddies or something, because I personally wouldn't want to date someone that reposts content that is harmful to my own community.

■Also I'm sorry for this long yap I really needed to share my opinion on the whole jadde and Elisa situation. I was scared if I sounded like a jealous weirdo if I brought it up thank you 😭😭

#elisa de almeida #moonytoes anons #sorry for the wait babe i needed a moment to write all of my thoughts i really hope youre not bothered by this

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maybege · 5 months

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Hi, May! How are you?

Okay so first things first: I’m sorry about taking so long to do this! But I FINALLY got some time to write down my thoughts for what if (part 1)! Every time I tried to sit down things got hectic again and it’s been annoying me endlessly, cause I’ve been looking forward to this for like 2 weeks now.

I’ve decided to split this up into multiple posts because it got a bit long. I hope that’s okay! 😅 and I think I should also warn you that I’m not the best of putting into words how stories make me feel, but I hope this is getting my feelings across anyway.

First of all: mixing the Calmer AU with a fix it AU? Sign me the fuck up! (Side note: I am almost over what happened in season 3 but only because I’ve lowkey started to view their Paz as the fanon!version of your Paz 😅😅🙈)

Also, another sidenote: I love when your stories feature your characters like chants and briggs because my brain always goes „oooh I know that name“ (same goes for Dreks… who will forever be a dick in every universe). (Part 1/5)

Putting the rest of the asks under a cut because I am LOSING MY MIND THIS IS SO SWEET:

Okay okay, but now for the actual commentary:

“Maybe because they will use any chance they get to exploit the innocent omegas of other clans.”You frowned, not liking any of Axe’s implications. Were omegas of Djarin’s tribe not innocent? Did he think you were incapable of defending yourself?” EXACTLY. AXE NEEDS TO SHUT UP! I was so happy that you immediately noted that cause i legit immediately went „what are you trying to imply, man 🤨“

And about Paz.. him immediately being offended and also „What startled you most, however, was how big that man was.“?? 10/10 no notes, immediately the perfect vibe

And then, „When you heard your name called, it was like you were in the clouds. Far away from everything and everyone. Maybe you could still say no, maybe you could just go and disappear forever. […] What if you weren’t good at the whole claiming thing at all and your failure resulted in a war that was to last centuries?”That is such A MOOD. I, too, would sign up for something and then when it’s happening, realise that it’s real and have my anxiety kick in hard. and the way you describe the feeling is soo realistic??? My anxiety would yell those exact things 😅 (No seriously, I texted my bestie the other day that I’m not prepared for my tutoring session because what if people actually show up 🤦‍♀️)

“Paz Vizsla was a warrior through and through and it showed in the way he was sitting too. He took up almost all the space on the little bench and even when he was sitting down and you were standing up, he seemed so much bigger than you?” HOT. that’s it, that’s my notes on that. 10/10, the size kink for fictional men is clearly a part of my personality now and I am okay with that.

“taken aback by how gentle he sounded. He did not look gentle. He looked dangerous”. Again, 10/10. The appeal of someone looking tough but being a secret teddy bear is honestly always amazing and I love that it’s happening here. (2/5)

“I don’t bite, you know?” “I suppose the helmet would make that very hard,”. THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOUR WRITING 😭 (reason number 1 of ♾️). This genuinely made me laugh out loud. Like, it was funny and also immediately made me go “don’t say that to the intimidating guy, you dumbass 😂”

And then the “Do you not think I should know the name of the omega I am about to make very happy?”???. OKAAAY, no reason to be so cocky my guy. I do love the banter in your stories though. It makes the connection between your characters feel so fun, dynamic and honestly real.

And then you immediately hit me with “as an endearment,” […] “Not because I won't know your name.” I’m pretty sure if you listen closely enough, you can hear me swoon from all the way over here in Vienna, cause I’m now a puddle that is yearning for this man.

And just generally, I love how you make Paz so soft and considerate. (Like making sure that reader is actually fully on board with this). Because that is a big strong warrior and I feel like the obvious way would be to make him just cocky and this intimidating badass (which isn’t a bad thing, if someone wants to write that!) but you just make him feel so grounded and comfortable as a character.

Also, I’m rereading this in order to pull quotes from the text, and I just got hit with “are you wet” and DAMN MAY. I knew that was coming but the mood shift still hit me like it the first time. Again, 10/10.

“Maybe a little bit,” that’s such A LIE! I just know that reader is melting on the inside!

Also, I love when these ‘downplaying moments’ immediately get followed by getting a description of how it definitely affects reader more than they are letting on in that moment. It makes me feel like I have fun inside knowledge. (3/5)

PAZ WITH TATTOOS! PAZ WITH TATTOOS! I LOVE YOUR MIND.

“Shocked at your own daydreams, you tried to focus instead on what you could see and not the images your brain came up with.” Me too, reader. Me too. Very relatable.

“Stars,” he hummed, thick fingers settling on your tongue and pushing down, “I think we are going to have a lot of fun, aren’t we, omega?” genuine question… are you trying to kill me?

I was gonna comment on the next couple sentences as well but I cannot put into words how this makes me feel 🫠

“No one is watching us,” he assured you, pushing his fingers back in your mouth, “No one is looking at you, omega. Wanna know how I know?” […] Because everybody knows I don’t share […]” May, I may not have the words or the knowledge to give actual writing feedback to anyone but I hope you’re aware that your writing is incredible. Because this has me HOOKED.

AND THE “Thank the stars it was you,” he whispered, running his wet fingers over your lips, “I hoped it would be you.” don’t mind me, I’m just crying over here because this is the softest thing ever and I love gentle, sweet men more than anything 😭 and the reassurance that follows like three paragraphs later?? Such a sweet vulnerable moment between Paz and reader that manages the balance between smut and sweetness so well

The trope of “what if it won’t fit?” gf x “I will make it fit” bf? Made for Paz and I will stand by that statement. And just… the smut? I can’t quote it here because it makes me blush and stare at the screen too much but damn… I love your writing so much 😭

And lastly, the last paragraph: nothing better than having the gentle giant calling his partner “love”🥺 (4/5)

Okay, so this was my (not so) condensed review of the new story. I had to try very hard to not just quote every line and tell you why I love it and why I think it’s works so well 😅

Anyway, final thoughts because this is soo long already:

10/10. I genuinely love your writing and this story is just another example why I love it. The way you write makes me actually experience the emotions while reading and be completely submersed in the story. Also, I am not at all a reader of romance novels (or generally books where romance is the main plot), but if you were to ever write a full on romance novel (or any book for that matter), I promise I would be the first person in line to buy it and tell everyone about it. Just like I will always be excited to read any story you want to share here on tumblr/ao3! You’re truly one of my favourite authors and I hope you know that your work will always be appreciated 🧡🧡🧡 (5/5)

___ HOw dare you ask me how I am doing when this basically made me cry in public 🥺😭 Reading this is EVERYTHING and just reminds me every time why I love to share my writing with you all. It made my entire weekend!!!! I am so happy you liked and I am so so so so SO lucky to have people liek you engage with my little ramblings on the internet 🥺

#comment rb #nice things #also how are we feeling about ttpd fellow swiftie?

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tumbleringismycopingmechanism · 2 years

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11-33, 36, 37, 40, 41

Thanks for all the asks! (Totally not using this to procrastinate learning for my next exam 🙈)

11: Best friend?

Tbh, noone really comes to mind. I'm not really good at holding contact, so I don't really talk to my school friends anymore, and I'm awful at making new friends, so I don't have any friends from uni either. The only people I consider friends currently are the handful of people that text with me on here, but I've known most of them for less than a year (heck, mostly even less than half a year) and we usually only text like once or twice a week (sometimes less), so I don't think any of them count as a best friend either.

12: Relationship status

I'm single and have been wondering for a while now if maybe I should try to remain single because I'm not sure I'm fit for a relationship rn

13: Biggest turn ons

I'm not sure how to answer that, because while I'm into wg stuff and bigger guys, I'm not sure it turns me on irl (as in, I will find it cute/sexy but I'm not sure I'd get sexually turned on, if that makes sense. I'm not really fond of the idea of having sex anyways, and the only times I kissed someone so far I disliked it as well, which is why I'm wondering if I'm somewhere on the ace spec.)

14: Biggest turn offs

Well, for one, an unlikeable personality (e.g. if someone's racist, sexist etc., doesn't matter how hot their body may be, I'm turned off). Apart from that, I'd advise you to look at the jars on my pinned post. Pretty much every one that is empty is gonna be a turn off for me.

15: Favorite movie

I'm a sucker for Sleeping Beauty (1959). (I'm a sucker for fairytales and their retellings in general, but this movie is the one dearest to me.)

16: I’ll love you if

... you spend time with me without me having to ask (or beg) you for it. Because most people don't.

17: Someone you miss

Weird as it may sound, some of my old teachers

18: Most traumatic experience

I think the one that has influenced my life the most is probably my best friend that I'd had since kindergarden deciding overnight that not only we weren't friends anymore, but to bully me through the entirety of 4th grade. (The breaking with me as friends part was well justified, the bullying feels like it was probably the over-reaction of a 10-year-old.)

19: A fact about your personality

I love being amongst people, until I realize that I'm shit at interacting and that me being there is no different to me not being there - then I get melancholic and need a break or leave entirely

20: What I hate most about myself

My social incompetence and my competitiveness as well as my eagerness to please

21: What I love most about myself

My creativity (though I'm usually not capable of expressing it in the way I want to)

22: What I want to be when I get older

Happy

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

Could be better. I think both of my sisters dislike me for opposing reasons

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

Could be better. I feel like neither of them was really there for me growing up, but now that I'm an adult they seem to wanna rectify that - which just feels weird because it's like two strangers suddenly want to spend time with me

25: My idea of a perfect date

I've always wanted to lie underneath the stars and stare up into the universe with someone

26: My biggest pet peeves

The only one that comes to mind rn is my sister somehow managing to drop water on half our bathroom floor when taking the two steps from the sink to the towels every single time. (I'm sure I have tons more though)

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

Edit: almost forgot this one.

Well, in general, kind men with a chubby figure

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

Okay, so the first one that comes to mind is a girl I went to school with. She was usually a huge bitch but when she was in a somewhat decent mood she'd always act super casual, like she didn't spend 99% of her day trying to find new ways to mock/insult you. I also suspect she's kind of a gold digger, because the guy she dated (and still dates) has the personality of a brick but is really fucking loaded

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

The only thing that comes to mind rn is that I was super ashamed of my crush in high school, so whenever my friends asked if there was someone I found cute, I'd lie and say there wasn't

30: What I hate the most about work/school

The pressure of it all. I usually feel like I should be ashamed when I spend even a minute on myself, because there's always something else I could/should do for uni (like right now for example...). But also, all courses make it seem like there's exactly one proper way to be a teacher, and if you don't fit into that, you fail your students (like, supposedly as a teacher you should be capable of making your students interested in your subject, make sure they don't get any mental health problems because of school, teach the subject in a way that shows the students how it connects to (their) everyday life, follow the curriculum, be close to your students but not too close, anticipate and avoid any misconceptions that may apear, etc.). Idk, it just feels like a bit much sometimes, especially when you have to have all of that in the back of your mind while standing in front of 30 people and teach.

31: What your last text message says

It's in German, but it roughly translates to "I'm leaving soon; is there anything I should take with me for you?"

32: What words upset me the most

In the recent past:

Being accused of fetishising gay people (and my sister half-agreeing with the accusation)

My mother sometimes casually refering to the time spent with me instead of working as "time wasted"

Someone telling me that a compliment I got from a teacher at the end of my school time wasn't as special as I had hoped, because it's something they say regularly to students when they graduate

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

Honestly, I'm not sure words can do anything to make me feel good about myself anymore. I'm so used to getting nice words but actions that don't match them that I think at this point my default is just smiling, thanking you for the kind words (maybe giving you some in return, if I can think of them quick enough) and feeling hollow inside

36: Where I would like to live

I like my home town and plan on moving back there when I'm done studying

37: One of my insecurities

My weight/figure

40: Who wish I could be

Depends on my mood. Sometimes I wish I were literally anyone else. Sometimes it almost feels enough to just want to be the best version of myself. Sometimes I want to be a version of me that I know will never exist. 🤷‍♀️

41: Where I want to be right now

Approximately a week in the past, actually studying for my exam instead of putting it off for so long. (Also, once the exam is over my answer might be France or Italy, or maybe somewhere I've never been before.)

#me #asks #thanks for the asks #i love getting asks

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nattinatalia · 2 years

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* @hoodharlow gave me this idea, I probably wouldn’t have done anything with it, so thannnk youuuu so much, appreciate you 🥺🫶🏻❤️ there was so much more I wanted to add to it, but my mind was just blank that this was the best I had.

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yourusername ✨ SIEMPRE EH SIDO UNA DAMA, PERO SOY UNA PERRA EN LA CAMA✨ 😈 Sin Pijama drops tonight!!!!!!

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yourusername Surprise!! Beba and I have been working on this little secret for her album, and I’m so happy about it. It was so hard to keep it a secret but the day is finally here. Make sure to tag us and let us know what y’all think ❤️🙈🙊

princeroyce You ladies did that 💪🏼 thank you for letting me be part of the video.

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yourbestiename Bebecita we did the damn thing!!!!!!! This is only the beginning for us 🤞🏼I love you!!!!!

yourusername You and me taking over and letting these men know!!!!

badbunnypr 💣 🔥 Hermanitas, si la rompieron como se que lo saben hacer entonces ya están marcando historia. Estoy ready ❤️🫶🏻

yourusername BENITO 🫶🏻🥺 gracias hermano.

yourbestiename El Conejo Malo approves, that’s it, that’s all that matters!!!

urbanwyatt WHAAAT?? 😮

jackharlow Color me surprise because that I am. Babe, this is fucking amazing!!!!!! Can’t wait to listen to the song and watch the video.

jackharlow Also I translated the caption and yes, yes you are 😈 😉 😋

yourusername Only for you though 🫶🏻

jackharlow Y’all hear that little boys?

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yourusername Si tú me llamas nos vamos pa tu casa, fumamos marihuana sin pijama 🤫 Dropping tonight!!!!

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yourbestiename 🔥 🔥

yourbestiename We all know that line is for Urby 😉❤️

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neelamthadhani 🤩

urbanwyatt Baby girl, super proud of you, I know how bad you wanted a new song that will change women in the Latin music. So I’m excited to hear the song.

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harlowwyattgirls Jack and Urban’s girlfriends dropped a new song with their official video. Prince Royce was also a part of it 🔥

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jackharlow Girlfriends? THATS MY WIFE !!!!

jackharlow They also have names 🤦🏼‍♂️

urbanwyatt My girl 😋😮‍💨

urbanwyatt Especially that part where she says “boom boom” and is on the horse 🤤 😋

jackharlow Wifeys girls were SITTING 😋 🍈 🍈

neelamthadhani Y’all are horn dogs

urbanwyatt We’re admiring 🤩

druski2funnny Did they finally have round 2 🤔

cozane That video sure does look like they did

quiiso & without y’all, AGAAAIN

neelamthadhani They told me to tell y’all to mind your business, but that no, they did not. To watch the ENTIRE video and to get your mind out the gutter 💀😂😂

theharlowsupdates So Jack and Urban what do you guys think?

jackharlow I think I might go get my wife pregnant. In all seriousness, I’m proud of them, I know how much they’ve been wanting to work together but their schedules never allowed it. The video and song alone is out of this world, and the ending 😂 definitely something they do when they do have girls night. & my wife looks fucking hot, I be telling her to rap more but she gets shy, but you’ll hear more on her new album 😉

urbanwyatt Little mama did the whole thing. She looked fucking hot, got me all horny and shit 😮‍💨🤤 but they both did something women in the Latin music were afraid of doing. I can’t wait to see them do more. Always proud of my baby, but seeing how happy she is of this particular song, it brings me even more joy for her.

urbanwyatt QUEENS BOTH OF THEM

jackharlow Little princess can’t be singing this one though 😂😂

urbanwyatt So can I admit that I’ve been bumping the song all day now?

jackharlow No me too.

neelamthadhani They’re not joking, every time in the car or backstage!!!!!!

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Enchanté The Series - commentary (spoilers!)

For context, this is from a couple months ago when I watched the show. It's basically just my commentary as I watched the show so it's a huge mess and has a lot of ups and downs but I figured I'd post it anyways. I didn't edit it so it's just my original commentary in it's raw, natural, tumultuous state.

Only watched 1 or 2 parts of the first episode so far, but I'm obsessed

I actually Cried when Theo's grandma died even tho it wasn't some huge buildup or anything??

Also, Akk going to calm down Im on her livestream but getting pissed at the old lady for victim blaming??? "Auntie you cant say things like that. Women can wear whatever they want and men have no right to sexually assault them. Your mindset is a danger to our society" Absolute LEGEND!

Also Akk is Gorgeous oh my godh

I did get confused and think him and Theo were the same person until I saw them at the same time 🙈🙈

I'm loving the French music mixed in with Thai music. It's really pretty!!! A lot of the music is great.

I also love that baby Theo made self insert comics 😭😭 and made it so the knight saved the prince I guarantee they were in love lcjxjs

I really love this so far.. the characters are fun and no one is really annoying other than Phupha? And Theo is hurting my feelings with how he treats Akk but hopefully he stops that :((

Akk is my absolute favorite which is very impressive considering Gawin is in this show (ig it's different tho

Please, the music is so pretty.

Also I'm obsessed with how beautiful Akk is and his relationship with his sisters is SO cute

Also him shutting down Phupha and being like no fuck off I'll take him home stay here (but still politely lol)

Like Phupha Go Away broski

I'm gonna CRY Akk is so fucking funny 😭😭😭 I cant get over this boy

YES SAIFA, RESPECTFUL KING!! "You can see he's running away. Are you really gonna chase him?" Fuckin tell him baby 😌😤

Phupha sir you're a Creep.

Surprisingly sympathized with Phupha since he's got an alcoholic mother and doesn't have enough money for her treatment since she gambled it all away. That's an extremely stressful situation. He's still creepy and tried to use Theo which isn't okay.

Natee is very pretty and always looks sleepy which is funny (Akk also looks sleepy a lot) he's got that cool guy narcoleptic type vibe

I love Akk, Egg, and Im. They're such a cute little family.

Theo throwin shit on the floor, what the hell?

I forgot what I was gonna saaayy 😭😭😭

Natee looks like Ren from nuest lmao

Everything about this holy shit. I'm so overwhelmed by how good this scene was. The back and forth? The fact that neither of them made it weird? The way Akk is so blatantly in love with Theo? The way he stares at him is SO!! The fact that Theo reciprocated the kiss? I could keep going oh my ghcgcbv their chemistry is killer

this actually made me squeal with excitement that's how good these two are together. I got butterflies man

THE AMOUNT OF TIMES THEY CHICKENED OUT AND THE FACT THAT THEY ACTUALLY DID KISS BY THE END???? DUDE. THIS SHIT IS IMMACULATE.

I actually can't breathe because of this man. He's unreal. Please. Sir. You're so hot.

DUDE WHEN THEO WAS LIKE "how are my parents so in love lol" AND AKK LOOKED AT HIM WITH ALL THE LOVE THIS WORLD HAS TO OFFER???? HOLY S H I T

Dude Natee's painting was actually sick as hell. It wasn't just a portrait of Theo which is great and also it was just really pretty

I'm obsessed with the fact that Akk brought the rose home and is doting on it and talking to it what a strange boy he's so cute

Theo has BITCHES

Hoes on hoes dude

And they're all left handed, tf??

Natee is Weird for having an entire exhibit of just drawings of Theo wtf dude??

Wtf i cant handle their flirting

I love them so much. The sausage shit was weird, but being in love makes you do weird things Imao

Deadass admitted to always hitting on him and then responds to his French. Akk is killer dude, you can't be sweet and goofy but also warm and serious and gorgeous and a feminist and just?? Such a supportive friend and a caring person.

I'm heated, I love this man

"It's our important witness" BRO AKK IS SO IN LOVE 😭😭 KEPT THE FLOWER CAUSE IT WAS THERE WHEN THEY KISSED??

IM GONNA SCREAM

he's so on love wtf and so is Theo

His description of what Je Te'aime means????? That shit was so sweet. What the heck.

And bruh this man knows French probably bc he's in love with Theo and wanted to learn his language 🙄🙄

I'm glad they didn't kiss when Akk was drunk! Nice touch. He should be sober for it so there's no way to deflect. Also bc he should be obviously.

Also?? Hes confessed his love like 5 times already dude and Theo hasn't been like "wha?!" Bc he's ALSO in love wtjchvifjd I love them so much

I'm OBSESSED with the fact that Saifa wasn't using Theo or doing anything nefarious from the start. Mfer just was playing cupid 😭😭 also the song was so prettyyyy

The reveal wasn't that great and raised a lot of questions but the YouTube comments did help me a little bc yeah, I was wondering why Theo was so pressed about the flyers Akk was posting everywhere and he did keep repeating that he honestly just wanted to know Why the others were lying

My biggest hang up is just the fact that Akk literally always gave him attention so he didn't really have any reason to do the stunt in the first place? If his reason was just wanting Akk's attention? He had it???

And Akk was SO clearly in love with him, so Theo having been aware that he himself was in love with him too is a little like ?? U wasted yalls time then baby??? But I guess he just wasn't sure and didn't want to assume?

That's fair, I'm also dumb 😭 I would know someone is in love with me bc they're extremely blatant but I would sike myself out and need them to actually say it

I love Saifa so much and I knew he wasn't using Theo from the start. I'm so happy they didn't make my boy have any bad. He's clean as a whistle. No sins on this boy, he's perfect. I love him so so much.

Akk also.

I'm not mad at the twist at all honestly, just a teensy bit disappointed lmao but like I said, I just had to think about it. It's not clear cut and at first it's stupid but actually thinking about how people are it makes more sense.

Still weird thing to do Theo fudhsh

Also Natee 😭😭 he knew from the very beginning and was still like lmao ima lie for fun

Saifa also, when he said "this is for people who are in love. Like Theo" I KNEW that boy knew some secrets 😭 I even commented it but I hadn't actually guessed that he knew genuinely that Theo loved Akk.

What a weird unnecessary thing to do but damn Theo I kinda respect it you played us all. I respect that he was like "I'm Bored, time to start some shit" and went with it.

I hope nothing too whack happens 😭😭 Akk is being a little non communicative rn which is frustrating but hopefully it stops before escalating. It could go either way and I hope it's foe the better.

Natee grew on me. He's just kind of got bitch energy and I love that. His buddy who's in love with him? Feel bad for the guy. And the fact that when the boy said he was leaving the club Natee stopped drawing made it seem like he lost his inspiration then :(

JIMMY ???? LMAO DIDNT EXPECT HIM TO BE HERE FHDHS

anyways,

I was wondering where the conflict would come in but knew it was coming since they were happy. I understand both perspectives, but Akk is right that it's not his place to say anything.

And then Theo immediately embracing his guy who has been a looming uncertainty this whole time? I hope it's fully a miscommunication and that Sun isn't his ex or anything but :/

I do see now why Akk had a pained expression when Theo was talking about his parents being in love the whole situation sucks and I wish Theo could've had Akk to be a steady place to lean on in the middle of this, but that wouldn't be enough ~drama~ 🙄😭

MY POOR AKK SEEING HIS BF EMBRACING SOME RANDOM GUY 😭😭😭

Jimmyyyy sirrr. You're so pretty.

Big fan of his smile :')

They got Jimmy AND Gawin in here?? Pullin no punches huh? If they'd brought Pond it would be over for me

Also I have trauma with the bridge that they visited 😭 fuck that bridge man, it just makes me think of tonhon chonlatee and I have BEEF

Theo you're making a fool of yourself broski wtf

Akk is a walking green flag as the comment said dude. He said respect your parents decisions

Theo I'm so pressed rn please treat Akk better he deserves the world he's been the very best since literally the first scene he was in

Theo man I was rooting for you that maybe you'd get your dhit together but honestly? What the hell, man. I have so much to say so I'll just leave it that I'm very upset so that I'm not spreading a ton of negativity. Just know that I do have plenty to spread.

I lied.

Nah this shit made me cry. It's so damn frustrating that Akk thinks HE'S the undeserving one. And I know his sister was being caring but her words didn't help because they only reinforced his doubts. But honestly? It's not his job to fix this mess. He's already put forth all the work, and Theo has been ungrateful and self centered. He never truly acknowledged everything that Akk did for him and instead was so damn entitled. He complained so much about things that Akk had been there the whole time trying to fix. It seriously hurts SO much because Akk is TOO selfless. He's so respectful and caring and generous and kind, so Theo took all that for granted. It's like Theo wanted Akk to beg him to stay, but Akk is so damn respectful that of course he wouldn't. He puts Theo first in every facet and what has Theo done for him? I know relationships aren't a transaction and you don't do something just to get something but ALSO relationships go both ways and one person shouldn't be making all the sacrifices. If Theo actually leaves and they do a bullshit timeskip, I'm done. I'd rather see Akk happy on his own than to see them together if Theo refuses to stop being selfish. I don't want some magic fix where he shows up and is like "haha missed you" and doesn't own up to all his shit but I feel like that's inevitable and I'm just going to be disappointed yet again by a show that was my favorite until they pull the most frustrating shit at the last episode.

I'm quite frankly pissed. WHY THE FUCK did Akk have to take responsibility for this shit? No I'm beyond pissed dude. Theo should've had some eye opening moment and ran his ass to Akk and apologized for taking him for granted. Akk has done all the work in this relationship. He deserves so much fucking better, and the fact that instead of apologizing for making him misunderstand Theo just says he's dumb? No, dude. He had every right to assume what he did. He shouldn't have been the one to mend this. Another goddamn selfish character who stays selfish til the end whilst their partner does everything and STILL ends up apologizing. Akk is the healthiest love interest but damn it this is not a healthy relationship and I've honestly not felt more betrayed.

This shit is exactly why I don't call shows my favorite until the last episode, bc they're almost guaranteed to screw things up. And it sucks because I love this show so much. Seriously, easily my top 3 If they hadn't ruined Theo.

Sorry, I really don't mean to be rude, i just love Akk so much and they did him SO fucking dirty

Yet another "sure the ending is happy, but I certainly am not." Fuck dude. This shit was easily in my top favorites but they fucked it so hard

I STILL love it though. It had too many good moments for me to fully hate it. The plot twist was dumb though and I was being forgiving because I thought they'd do better but no they made me mad.

I will never shut up about Akk and how much I love him. I've been his #1 supporter and fan since day 1 and I'll die with that title.

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