#guy told me his name was richard johnson post (3 dick jokes IN A ROW) bc the judge asked what he wanted to change his name to | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

anotherpapercut · 11 months

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the other day one of my friends (who only knows my proper name not my legal name) came over and picked up one of my prescription bottles and said "why do you have someone else's prescription??" and I was like that is literally my medication that was prescribed to me Jacob

coincidentally I DO have a couple of pill bottles w someone else's name on them given to me by an old punk in a bar when I told him I have chronic pain but that's besides the point

#theyre just high doses of ibuprofen and naproxen. it was very sweet of him to give them to me tho. he also recommended a ska band #guy told me his name was richard johnson post (3 dick jokes IN A ROW) bc the judge asked what he wanted to change his name to #and 3 words for penis was apparently the first thing that came to mind #i thought he was fucking with me til he gave me the pills and they literally say his full name is richard johnson post the 3rd #i think that was god

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